6 Things A Mountain Biker Will NEVER Tell You

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @gmbn
    @gmbn  2 года назад +22

    What else would you put on this list? Let us know and maybe Blake will make a Pt2! 💬👇

    • @motorised85
      @motorised85 2 года назад +2

      Some mountain bikers have no clue how to maintain there Bike

    • @DARRENTRANCE
      @DARRENTRANCE 2 года назад +1

      Won't tell you how expensive life will become 😂🤣 I'm in over 6 grand on one bike and still going 🙄🤣😂👌

    • @kosmoman54
      @kosmoman54 2 года назад +6

      Never say, that i wish I had an Ebike when climbing. never admit that ever

    • @supremesheep2200
      @supremesheep2200 2 года назад +2

      How much money they have spent on their bike!!!!!

    • @denesk2794
      @denesk2794 2 года назад +2

      To the wife:
      Look honey, I just got this bike and it was only US $10,999 .....
      Plus pedals, new helmet, spare tires ...
      Isn't that a bargain?
      .... a couple of months ago I blew part of the "new car funds" and got home with not 1 but 2 Santa Cruz bikes (a Nomad 5 and a Bullit) :O .... if my wife had the slightest clue how much I paid.... :O ......
      All I said was that I got over a $1000 discount .... part of which went for ... new helmet, spare tires, pedals, chain ring..... etc etc etc ... :O

  • @VictorElGreco
    @VictorElGreco 2 года назад +114

    Also rarely heard: Oh, that didn’t cost much at all! 🤣

    • @denesk2794
      @denesk2794 2 года назад +12

      My wife: Is that a bike part again??
      Me: oh, that was cheap and on sale ....
      (quietly sneaking the $600 brake upgrade into my office ... hiding the new dropper post and Garmin box under other packages .... )

    • @wasekei
      @wasekei 2 года назад

      Love South African accent.

    • @franciscorenteria5025
      @franciscorenteria5025 2 года назад +1

      Yup been there before

    • @mrfrogg46able
      @mrfrogg46able 2 года назад

      oh no. my bike is a paltry 2500usd investment. not much for a pro grade hardtail.

  • @aGDonut
    @aGDonut 2 года назад +30

    I say “2 more runs, skip the last”. It’s done the trick with keeping my last run safe this far. 🤘

    • @christophersmith879
      @christophersmith879 2 года назад

      Same

    • @anthonyspeakman9274
      @anthonyspeakman9274 2 года назад

      Same always go for the “2 more minus 1”

    • @stinthedude
      @stinthedude 2 года назад +1

      Hell yeah! We usually say just a few more and we'll pack up! And usually within a couple laps somebody just calls it at the bottom and thats that. No "one more"

  • @markwoodward2218
    @markwoodward2218 2 года назад +15

    Love the accent, it’s like watching district 9!

  • @DocHolliday3841
    @DocHolliday3841 2 года назад +4

    I've had my 1st budget hardtail for a year now & have been learning from GMBN videos. A few days ago I went to my 1st bike park to hit some whoops & a lot of poo came out.. I nearly fell off several times in the beginner section. Dropping in is terrifying

  • @stanleyling6116
    @stanleyling6116 2 года назад +3

    5.04.. I almost fell off my chair while having a sip of coffee.. Blake, you're the man.

  • @gerhardlamprecht4365
    @gerhardlamprecht4365 2 года назад +30

    Blake , gooi somer die totsien in 😂 ek love die suidafrikaaners. 😂😂😂 dankie blake jou legend 😂 kom ry saam in met my in SA 😂

  • @believe8263
    @believe8263 2 года назад +12

    I don't think other MTBers ever wash their bikes. Everyone thinks my bike is new because I wash t every week and lube the chain etc. I think some riders believe dirt on their bike gives them some kind of credibility.
    Coming from a motocross racing background, dirt on your bike just means you don't do regular maintenance.

    • @BIIIKES
      @BIIIKES 2 года назад +1

      A clean bike is a well looked after bike. Totally agree.

    • @stevefarrimond
      @stevefarrimond 2 года назад +2

      I get the same. “That new bikes not gonna look new for long” 🤣

    • @believe8263
      @believe8263 2 года назад +2

      @@stevefarrimond Nice. I don't understand why someone would spend $4000+ on a new bike and not keep it looking new for as long as possible.

    • @stevefarrimond
      @stevefarrimond 2 года назад +1

      @@believe8263 I know, obviously more money than sense

  • @hlabiroachuene6296
    @hlabiroachuene6296 2 года назад +6

    “Howzit my boet china… totsiens” Blake really tapped to his inner South African 😂😂

  • @DarkRiderMotovlogs
    @DarkRiderMotovlogs 2 года назад +14

    Blake! Jassis my bru, that was a truely kak SA accent you put on there boet...
    😆👍

  • @ColtFerguson
    @ColtFerguson 2 года назад +7

    I like the voice you made for the other character. I also just want to say I've always said one last run and it's usually our best run of the day.

  • @neildaniel8232
    @neildaniel8232 2 года назад +14

    I do actually like washing my bike at the end of a ride! It's a good time to remind myself how much fun it was and that it means I'm not a fair weather rider. Although it can be challenging when the mud has frozen on the bike...

    • @BIIIKES
      @BIIIKES 2 года назад

      Same here -

  • @meganadrianclark2941
    @meganadrianclark2941 2 года назад +3

    Blake Samson deserves an Oscar for lead actor and supporting actor!

  • @420Schmat
    @420Schmat 2 года назад +26

    I never knew about the last run. but I have also never made it to a bike park yet. my local forestry trail is 10km and our local rides tend to range from 8 - 14 miles so we refer to it as a lap or a loop.

    • @danielcarlson8898
      @danielcarlson8898 2 года назад +1

      yeah ive always been told say 2 more skip the second

  • @masterbeer007
    @masterbeer007 2 года назад +4

    South African accent on point!! Sound like a boet from the East Rand 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

  • @evansshiloh
    @evansshiloh 2 года назад +4

    I must admit that I do spend a lot of time looking at my ‘next bike’ but it seems to change like every week! I also wouldn’t be able to fund a next one for at least a few years 😩

  • @denesk2794
    @denesk2794 2 года назад +6

    I am really happy the rainy season (5+ months) is over. I had a "ride every day" challenge going on for the last few months and the every day bike washing was getting on my nerves ......
    1 hour ride, 15+ minutes cleanup. I finally got the "chain cleaner gimmick" that turned out to be a life saver ... ahm ... a chain/drive-chain saver ....
    and LOL .... never say LAST RUN .... use "One more" .... then just call it a day after :)

  • @brendan1
    @brendan1 2 года назад +3

    Can I like this a dozen times! So funny. And love that accent Blake's twin!

  • @timberknuckle8281
    @timberknuckle8281 2 года назад +11

    Blake, your SA accent is on point! Always you make me laugh

  • @Leo_Inclan
    @Leo_Inclan 2 года назад +2

    I teach English for a living and love accents. Blake's "full Africa" accent is one of my favorites.
    Also, I honestly do love riding in the rain. In HARD rain. It's tons of fun.

    • @ruycosio6765
      @ruycosio6765 2 года назад +1

      I'm not a native English speaker and I thought that was either Scottish or northern accent lol

    • @Leo_Inclan
      @Leo_Inclan 2 года назад

      @@ruycosio6765 nah, Blake is from Zimbabwe 🤘🏼

    • @ruycosio6765
      @ruycosio6765 2 года назад +1

      @@Leo_Inclan I knew that, I just didn't have any clue how Zimbabwean accent sounded like

    • @Leo_Inclan
      @Leo_Inclan 2 года назад

      @@ruycosio6765 it's pretty cool, isn't it?

  • @albertbouw04
    @albertbouw04 2 года назад +3

    Blake - You make us South Africans proud my bru … Lekka vibes man

  • @desmondstrydom4430
    @desmondstrydom4430 2 года назад +3

    Ag Boet ja ... love it, Lekker. I enjoy your videos my broer.

  • @tristanloteryman4023
    @tristanloteryman4023 2 года назад +5

    Hahahaha!!!!! Your south African accent had me rolling. My dad is from SA luckily doesn't have the heavy accent

  • @jcreeker5581
    @jcreeker5581 2 года назад +2

    Great video. Thx for the info and the laughs. Well done!

  • @bensieber6960
    @bensieber6960 2 года назад +1

    Yeah, you know someone is truly hurt when they admit that they are in real pain after a crash. I think this is one we even do to ourselves: have a crash and immediately try to spring up and tell ourselves, "I'm okay, I'm fine. Wow, yeah, all good". I know this from finally having a crash where, as I was still sliding along the rocky ground I immediately thought, "oh man, that really hurt. That was bad, I f...ked up". When I stopped I just lay my head down and groaned. This was followed by a car ride to the emergency room to discover two torn knee ligaments, cracked ribs, a cracked wrist and sprained shoulder .... and a year off the bike.

  • @SenorDelSol
    @SenorDelSol 2 года назад +2

    Like the 'tot ziens'!

    • @robu09
      @robu09 2 года назад

      🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

  • @ThunderStruckMTB
    @ThunderStruckMTB 2 года назад +3

    Jamaican Blake is awesome.

  • @tubefile100
    @tubefile100 2 года назад +6

    They won't tell you that gravel bikes are lit.

    • @BIIIKES
      @BIIIKES 2 года назад +2

      Mine's on the way. Shhhhhh ;) hahaha

  • @samhenderson7528
    @samhenderson7528 2 года назад +3

    The last one thing is very true! On the “last run” I broke my collarbone. Last week, I snapped my skis on the “last run”

    • @TraceyAllen
      @TraceyAllen 2 года назад

      This was a last run and fractured my collarbone.
      ruclips.net/video/OAOWtlIuIaY/видео.html

  • @donofthedonmtb
    @donofthedonmtb 2 года назад +1

    It would be great to have winters like this.

  • @gillisdutoit6432
    @gillisdutoit6432 2 года назад +3

    Hori BOET, dis lekker om jou videos te kyk, hou so aan.

  • @jamesmeredith5988
    @jamesmeredith5988 2 года назад +2

    Dit was baie lekker!

  • @driftyskids449
    @driftyskids449 2 года назад +3

    I have been pushing myself to get faster over this past year which means I find myself riding… ALOT! And yea you pretty much nailed it with this one mate😂😂😂💯🔥

  • @ThunderStruckMTB
    @ThunderStruckMTB 2 года назад +2

    I love the rain as I get to stay inside and dial my bike for when it dries out.

  • @lukeyj8745
    @lukeyj8745 2 года назад +2

    Great video love this supper funny Blake !!!!!!!

  • @tlielthuddab9693
    @tlielthuddab9693 2 года назад +2

    There's a corner here!... You need to turn!? 😂😂😂 Dying...

  • @bluestraycat
    @bluestraycat 2 года назад +3

    Afrikaans Blake is my new favourite character 😃

  • @mtbwaldemar4834
    @mtbwaldemar4834 2 года назад +1

    I love riding in rain🤘🏻💪🏼

  • @majdigamildien
    @majdigamildien 2 года назад +2

    Love that South African accent impression man LOL 😆

  • @caiowen5211
    @caiowen5211 2 года назад +7

    I just got a video idea for you. You should go for another ride with Seth(Berm Peak) but instead of going to America or somewhere, take him to revolution bike park and dyfi etc.🔥🔥

    • @mattgies
      @mattgies 2 года назад

      Seth has a 1 year old child. He may not be able to leave home that easily.

    • @caiowen5211
      @caiowen5211 2 года назад

      @@mattgies true but the mother is there and they got a babysitter I think

  • @mattes3183
    @mattes3183 2 года назад +1

    That they mind when nettles or thorn bushes are growing almost over the trail.

  • @bauke-LV426
    @bauke-LV426 2 года назад

    thumbs up for southafrican Blake! Tot ziens ;)

  • @KevinT3141
    @KevinT3141 2 года назад

    You must have had so much fun making this one Blake... Love your puffy jacket guy accent!

  • @tenorradness
    @tenorradness 2 года назад +3

    Sick video

    • @gmbn
      @gmbn  2 года назад

      🥇 Thanks for the support, @tuxedo_bro!

  • @avdhientertainment9368
    @avdhientertainment9368 2 года назад +2

    Loved it
    Sick 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @gmbn
      @gmbn  2 года назад +1

      Thanks, @Avdhi Entertainment! 🔥🔥

  • @WaRn00b85
    @WaRn00b85 2 года назад +2

    HAAAASY MAH BOET! Daar kom die Afrikaans nou lekker deur!!! Hahahaha! Nice one Blake! Cheers from Cape Town - South Africa!

  • @befkef
    @befkef 2 года назад

    Love the way I as Dutch man was like: what did hé said? ( Tot ziens...) love south African!!

  • @MultiW8
    @MultiW8 2 года назад +1

    Dit blake say "tot ziens" at 00:55? xD
    its dutch for "i will see you later / around"

    • @MultiW8
      @MultiW8 2 года назад

      @@Thejohnburgess08 true, i shouldn't forget that

  • @jasonfenech5347
    @jasonfenech5347 2 года назад +1

    Sometimes I really do not like to climb long and step hills, and l say to my friends " Yeah yeah bring it on another time" while my legs are burning like 🔥

  • @blayde_mtb
    @blayde_mtb 2 года назад +1

    I love Blake’s South African accent

  • @shaungreen95
    @shaungreen95 2 года назад +1

    Ag Blake, I smaaked this fliek stukkend! 😃

  • @Shezaad18
    @Shezaad18 2 года назад +1

    That accent puts me right back into the north of Pretoria

  • @cheker10000
    @cheker10000 2 года назад +1

    Am I the only one who really fucking loves his bike and can't imagine riding another? I just can't imagine a better bike for me

  • @diverdavis2009
    @diverdavis2009 2 года назад +10

    Hilarious. Something me and a buddy didn't tell each other, cuz we didn't know...some trails are scarier than bears. We were going down one on Three Blind Mice, in B.C., when some women riders warned us of a big bear on the trail. I said to my buddy, a former first nation chief, you're husky, you're not afraid of bears right? So keep following the trail?
    Nope, not afraid of bears he said. Adding, but let's follow the ladies down Drops A Lot. The ladies were better bikers than us, and the trail gnarled than a bear. End result, we got Dropped alot. I broke my ass, he bashed his leg so bad he couldn't ride for six months. We should each have said, "I'm afraid of that trail, even if the ladies went that way. Let's take the bear on."

  • @boughlaye8673
    @boughlaye8673 2 года назад +1

    3:13 well the thing is I acctualy like cleaning my bike sometimes if I have the necessary equipment only tho

  • @gregorymckoy3179
    @gregorymckoy3179 2 года назад

    Let's give it another go! No last ride included.

  • @CiderPang27
    @CiderPang27 2 года назад

    That was so funny. Blake is a star!

  • @Schalla-MTB
    @Schalla-MTB 2 года назад

    Hilarious South African Accent! Only every hear it on the TV😂. LEKKER MAN Blake!🤣🤣🤣

  • @hanslidlwagen4115
    @hanslidlwagen4115 2 года назад +1

    I just remembered Blake grew up in SA.

  • @brv002
    @brv002 2 года назад

    I went on a quick bike ride during lunch and slightly went otb. It didn't really hurt but somehow I can't type that fast now 😂🤘

  • @Alex_Outside
    @Alex_Outside 2 года назад +1

    "Imma do a couple more..." (leave after the first of a couple hahaha)

  • @mitchb0986
    @mitchb0986 2 года назад

    “When we get rain we run” I’m absolutely dying

  • @mattg9364
    @mattg9364 2 года назад +1

    Also, quality SA accent there, makes me feel like home!

  • @funkytrails
    @funkytrails 2 года назад

    Blake is the best!

  • @morrowstevenj
    @morrowstevenj 2 года назад

    Blake your Souf Efrican accent is the BEST boet 🤣

  • @tinidavies6531
    @tinidavies6531 2 года назад +1

    I’ve been bitten by ‘last run’ before! Twice. Both at BPW. Once I’d already said I was done and talked into ‘one last run’ - headfirst into a tree. The other time, broke my wrist!

    • @gmbn
      @gmbn  2 года назад

      Ahhh! That's always the worst when you crash on the last run. It's something we've all done though! 😅

  • @IainGray98
    @IainGray98 2 года назад

    Ja man, howzit - made me smile, great piece.

  • @mihuzwei
    @mihuzwei 2 года назад

    great accent Blake... bravoo!!! :)

  • @boneman137
    @boneman137 2 года назад

    Loving South African Blake 🤣❤️

  • @nadzmerpuntukan4001
    @nadzmerpuntukan4001 2 года назад

    That "last one" is pretty accurate. 😂😂

  • @benh6563
    @benh6563 2 года назад

    South African Blake is a great addition.

  • @88davidw
    @88davidw 2 года назад

    B-Lake is hilarious 😍😍😍

  • @nolzy3906
    @nolzy3906 2 года назад

    You should come to Newcastle in nsw in Australia there are some really good trails

  • @DeKempster
    @DeKempster 2 года назад

    Tot ziens!

  • @andyvoight5303
    @andyvoight5303 2 года назад +1

    At least one more run...NEVER last run.

  • @leemtb
    @leemtb 2 года назад

    you crack me up dude! great video lol

  • @BigGdh100
    @BigGdh100 2 года назад

    I've been biking over 20 years and I've never heard anyone say they enjoy washing their bike.

  • @davidcarter1313
    @davidcarter1313 2 года назад +5

    No matter whether it snow skiing or mountain biking I have never seen anything good come after "One last run". Taboo - Don't do it!

  • @spiderpimp33
    @spiderpimp33 2 года назад +3

    Yeah, I’m one of them too. I MTB for solace, exercise, Doberman dog fitness, and to decompress from husbandhood/parenthood.
    I don’t know all the specifics nor mechanics of my Trek Marlin 7.
    However, I do get it tuned at FreeFlite, oil the chain, clean after muddy rides and can change a tire.
    Other than that, I could care less about the other stuff.

    • @BIIIKES
      @BIIIKES 2 года назад

      You learn, quickly. Especially when being able to quickly fix something (and being able to go on that ride) vs having to bring it to your bike shop and missing the whole day.

  • @yesyoucanTellme
    @yesyoucanTellme 2 года назад +1

    The accent made me laugh, I love the humor.

  • @owenmiller1643
    @owenmiller1643 2 года назад +1

    What is the bike you ride in this video?

  • @bhamlax6
    @bhamlax6 2 года назад +1

    So true about that “last run” bad juju 💀

  • @pablogross17
    @pablogross17 2 года назад

    I've never heard about the last run but I'm currently recovering from a last run injury so I think that make sense 🙃

    • @Bikebestnz2
      @Bikebestnz2 2 года назад +1

      I had a couple of last run injuries before someone taught me to say ‘one more after this’.
      The theory is you end up pushing too hard because you want to make the last one a good one, plus you’re probably already tired by the last one.

  • @motostroller
    @motostroller Год назад

    My abiding fear is that, once I'm dead, my other half will sell my bikes for what I said they cost. The cost of a rig is something a gentleman should never share.

  • @overthehill1986
    @overthehill1986 2 года назад

    Anyone know is that a poc axion helmet Blake is wearing been looking at them what's fit like

  • @Life_with_G
    @Life_with_G 2 года назад

    Proud 🇿🇦

  • @slayerofmidgets3201
    @slayerofmidgets3201 2 года назад +3

    But I actually do like riding in the rain, that's why i live in wales

  • @daboi7031
    @daboi7031 2 года назад +4

    Lmao the SA accent🤣

  • @granthumphrey3295
    @granthumphrey3295 2 года назад +1

    Lekka Boet! Schmaak the accent!!

  • @gordonhenderson1287
    @gordonhenderson1287 2 года назад

    A mountain biker never tells you that he/she doesn't want to do that really knarly trail because they are scared, they just say that they fancy a more flowing trail!

  • @sagortorafder3095
    @sagortorafder3095 2 года назад

    Love the South African accent😂😂😂😂 keep up the awesome content, learning a lot🔥🔥

  • @michaelab1595
    @michaelab1595 2 года назад

    It's the "totsiens" for me hahahahaha.

  • @ditodobo8396
    @ditodobo8396 2 года назад +2

    u wont admit that the clone of you isnt part of edit and its actually ur twin brother

  • @albertbouw04
    @albertbouw04 2 года назад +2

    How is he in england when he talks like me in South Africa?🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🔥🥲👀

  • @rethaakarriem2624
    @rethaakarriem2624 2 года назад

    Bro, your Afrikaaner South African accent is on point 🤙🏾 champ haha!

  • @Jason-Rip
    @Jason-Rip 2 года назад

    That south African accent is on point man

  • @mattg9364
    @mattg9364 2 года назад +1

    No one told Blake that pink is not his colour 🤣

  • @amm9613
    @amm9613 2 года назад

    I really enjoyed that climb to the top 😅

  • @clutch1465
    @clutch1465 2 года назад

    Props to blake For mastering shadow clone jutsu for our sake

  • @arlowasey8638
    @arlowasey8638 2 года назад +1

    So cool and funny!