Russia's Strangest Tik Tokker (Kira Simurina)
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Hi Sisters! I hope you're doing well! Today we talk about a Russian TikTok creator who makes sounds and shows off her scar. Watching this back... wow I made some insane jokes so just know that I mean no harm by it and I sometimes I get a bit carried away. One of the jokes sounds like a joke but isn't. Can you guess which one it is?
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my least favorite part of looking at strange tiktokers is that i dont get any closure. i just receive the knowledge that people are out there doing these uncomfy things
Right!!!!
Yeah.....
and that theyre POPULAR for being freaks
this made me lol
Yup
jake that dad joke IS a little concerning…
I don’t think it is a joke… the description says one of the jokes isn’t a joke… damn.
yeah i dont think its a joke. that really sucks :(
He's been open about his shit dad who abandoned him when he was chronically ill and emotionally torture him
I just recently found your channel and I don't know how to say this, but you are one of the best youtubers on here and I hope that you get the large platform that you deserve. Your content is hilarious and I can't wait for the next vid :)
it’s gotta be for kids right? like 8 year olds? i don’t see any other reason why anyone would go out of their way to watch her content
I can hazard a guess 😬
she's seventeen and cute, i think's the main thing.
I was thinking the other direction, creepy older guys
i think it might actually be a weird fetish thing ☹️☹️
4:57
I figured out what that is she’s trying to sync her lips with the music without being able to hear it
never have i ever seen tik toks like these in my life
The level of excitement I experience when I see that you’ve posted a new video is unmatched. Keep killing it dude 👊🏼 thanks for doing what you do🫶🏼
“Comment below if you think these eyebrows are normal” hahahahhahaha
another hilarious video 💖👏🏻
You make jokes about whatever you like my guy!!
Love this vid but omg hearing my name said throughout this whole thing was so uncomfortable 😭😭💀
at the end when u copied her face i instinctively covered my face with my hands i could not look at you
6:28 ohmyfuckinggod I love this joke because I really do it so much lmfao, so bad but I love dark humor about my own trauma lol.
the face is like when people get killed by the girl from the ring
boosey boosey boosey du du du du du
I hate the expressions she makes and it just reconfirms my belief that TIkTok is a cringy cesspool.
hi sister🤝
2022 is bad bitch era
Well that does it☠️ I’m burning my phone
I don’t know what I thought I was gonna see when I clicked. On the strangest Russian tik tok video but it wasn’t this
I blocked her a longggg time ago
Ayo what, caught this video 7 min after it came out? Kinda hype.
Whoa... I'm early? Go me ig
The internet has broken me.. this has to be a weird kink thing, right? Especially the licking stuff with crossed eyes. Tiktok is a nightmare.
definitely, literally no doubt
when is it not a weird kink thing
Definitely pedophile baiting for views
isnt it the aheago face from that one sweater? edit: i should clarify; not a good one
@@danielc.v. The ahegao face is from hentai. It's an "oh" face. Any ahegao anywhere is sexual. It's an inherently sexual reference.
i had a friend who was a “fan” of this girl and she would do the facial expressions everywhere we went 💀💀
Oh no😰
I’m glad you said had, as in past-tense. I couldn’t deal with that!
me tooooo
THIS.
I'd run away from her tbh
I'm just gonna say real quick that, as a slavic person, I can confirm that the overlined lips and the rather extra eyebrows, as well as a lot of the exaggerated actions, are a bit of a big-city Russian thing, to the point where back home a lot of the people i know just outright call people with this appearance and style the equivalent to "Moscovites"
@R the exaggerated hyperfeminine aesthetics of drag generally come from a very different place than the big-city slavic appearance is, but you're not incorrect. However, keep in mind that there's a very different cultural context between these and they're not comparable within that context
um so im 23 and im unsure if the ''not understanding the youth of today'' shit is setting in already or if tiktok IS actually just complete and utter brainrot
it’s brainrot we’ve embraced lmfao
Oh my god, same. I'm 35 and I couldn't tell if this is absolutely stupid, or I'm just old now
im A Youth and this is weird lmao. but like any social media tiktok is an algorithm so you'd probably never actually come across her vids.
no i’m 10 years younger than you and i’m so confused
as a 16 year old who likely counts as the youth of today, this shit is the most bizarre and outlandish thing I’ve ever seen lmao. probably weird tiktok stuff + fetishes?
I just wanted to support you and your videos. I
Giga Chad right above me
Two Giga Chads right above me
Three Giga Chads right above me
Four Giga Chads above me
Five gigachads above me
Rough Russian text translation: “Someone leaked Litvin’s (last name of some Russian dude, I assume) hardcore video to me… It’s a banned video with another one of his stunts. I was really shocked ))))) “
To add to this, ))))) is probably a simplification of :))))), so she's presumably a fan
“I’m not like my dad” felt that
As a 17 year old Russian girl, we don't claim her.
Jake sounds like he's Kira's concerned older brother
it’s always a good day when jake posts
So true sister
This account isn’t surprising to me, only because I’ve seen many tik tokers where their only content is making weird faces, and they get millions of followers. I think it’s a thing little kids like to watch because of how animated and cartoonish they look, meanwhile adults are like wtf. Lmao
Also, is it just me or does her scar move positions? Like the length of it doesn’t seem to be consistent? Not sure… it could be what’s she’s wearing and lighting effects I guess.
I took screenshots from this video to compare and it looks exactly the same shape in every one of them, so I think it’s just the clothes. When her crop top is a little longer it covers the top of the scar so it looks like it goes higher, but when she's wearing a really short one you can see healthy skin above the scar so it looks shorter.
I believe it rests on a fine disturbing line between being interesting to kids and being a kink to someone else. I notice a lot of trends like that on tiktok.
I speak Russian - she might be using slang I don’t understand but the ad seems to be about a “forbidden” video that leaked from Lithuania…? She’s supposed to be in shock about this video.
do you really speak russian? its not about lithuania (litva in russian) its about litvin (russian surname). apparently its a guy who does these extreme videos with explosions and stuff like that
@@lergia ahhh thank you, I was really confused since I wasn’t familiar with Litvin and thought it was teens using a shorthand for Lithuania. Apologies.
your dad?? scuse me ??
is it just me or does her scar move positions 🤨 i’m confused lol i feel like sometimes it goes up higher or down lower than other times
I was thinking that too
@@aoyanagi honestly just glad i’m not the only one cause before i commented this i searched the comments looking for someone else saying it & saw nothing haha
It definitely moves. Just looking at her thumbnails on TT you can see it
@@kevolutionenergy so is it fake or??? still confused lmfao
Could it just be healing over time and she's uploading videos asynchronously?
"definitely some good lyrics in there" Is funny because that song is literally saying "ugly ugly ugly chubby chubby chubby" lol
The bigger question is not what the tiktoker is doing but who is watching it
children 🫠
The "im not like my dad" joke SENT ME
In my opinion she’s probably just doing all the cartoon type stuff because you don’t need to speaks Russian or English to understand the message lol. Capitalizing on much wider audiences she’s on her grind. Also the article that you read is the worst (probably) Russian to English translation I’ve seen in a while lmao.
and why is she faking the scar?? it keeps moving positions in all her videos. in some videos it goes all the way up under her crop top, other times it stops halfway up her stomach. is it a scar fetish thing or is it just for attention?
I'm thinking it's an excuse to show off her stomach and make that face "in pain" without having tiktok take her vids down cause "she's just cleaning a scar" idk though
I think it's just an illusion that it changes, when her crop top is a little longer it covers the top of it, but when she's wearing a really short one you can see healthy skin above the scar. I took screenshots from this video to compare and it looks exactly the same shape in every one of them, just at different stages of healing.
@@JasminMiettunen it's gone in some videos...
My mother has scars due to surgery and they do get redder/bigger some times and then go back to being more discreet other days. Idk man, scars are weird.
What even is tiktok anymore. It gets stranger by the day.
Wouldn't be surprised if it's some kind of psych experiment to see how far they can break peoples' minds.
Ive got a week to sew a ballgown and im crying but mr doolittle makes me mr feellittle bit better
wait is this not the velociraptor girl?
@@ciciamanda. you are chaos incarnate lmao
lil update, the dress was made. my sleep schedule was eliminated tho. It turned out really well, it was a light blue soft lacey old curtain over a layer of blue ikea curtain (hilja) with a flouncy skirt and regency siluette. The vibes were just in between romantic-field-frolic, princess-riding-dramatically-through-woods-in-distress and tea-with-the-queen-but-in-ye-olden-days
gonna like my own comment because i did a good job, good job me, next time please do some fucking planning
@@ciciamanda. I liked your comment too lol, good job you! It seems like I'm not the only one who's been ruining their sleep schedule to get something important done. *cough history tests cough*
yo! i sent her content in to your google form thing a couple months ago and did not think you’d actually see it, i both thank and apologize for bringing her content up.
Shes the one who put on lipstick while moving her lips and everyone was pissed.
Jake ya wanna talk about that dad joke fam..? 🤨
THE DAD JOKE GOT ME I HAD TO PAUSE
Can you explain about your dad cause …hmmmm
i’ve seen this girl so many times and i have never understood her content
I never understand Russians in general
_sorry_
@@noriii belive me, we don't even understand each other sometimes
Also the scar's appearance and measurements keep changing wtf?
I think it's just an illusion that it changes, when her crop top is a little longer it covers the top of the scar so it looks like it goes higher, but when she's wearing a really short one you can see healthy skin above the scar so it looks shorter. I took screenshots from this video to compare and it looks exactly the same shape in every one of them, just at different stages of healing.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG that dad joke 😭 holy f*ck, Jake 😭
"I wonder if I can do this for a thumbnail" * ^D^ * "isn't that awesome you guys? thank you"
6:29 HOW DOES HE KEEP JUST SAYING THE MOST OUT OF POCKET INSANE THINGS AND THEN GIGGLING AFTER IT I GENUINELY GASPED
The Internet was a mistake
....is this a.... scar kink... thing???
Honestly watching Jake make a meme account for scartok and literally only doing dances that she does on her page as your content 🤣🤣, I would be down to watch your journey to 18 mill 😌. Also yes I’m fairly confident that Jake would get the same amount of followers because they are basically the same person …. 🤷🏼♂️ they both have scars
5:33 i swear her scar is missing in this vid??
Another sister slay as usual jake
Wh-what did ur dad do
Congrats on the 25k! Just now watching this and saw that you were over that. You deserve it bud! And I definitely want to join your Patreon, the signed Polaroid is such an awesome and neat thing to do! 😊
U know what, I will comment, thank you for encouraging me to NOT GET TIK TOK :)
its so nice seeing jake’s patron list growing :))
Thanks for the video jake! This is scary.
had to come on YT on my phone to say it’s so wholesome seeing him have to find more places to put patrons on the screen..
Haha, when you can relate to the dad joke
jake doolittle? no. jake doo a lot
Is her scar gone at 5:38?
Do you think you could make merch that says “are you kidding me?”
I don't understand- has his Dad been in trouble or something? Was that joke referencing something real?🤔
That was wild, never put that in front of me again.
why didn't you make your surprised face the thumbnail????
Hi sister!! So happy for the new upload :)
8:20 Excuse you jake?😰
Oh my god yaassssified Miranda sings
Edit: 💀💀💀💀dad
why are all of our dads into minors
im 24, i really dont understand tiktok.... why do people like these? why does she get so many views for making the same content over and over and over and making stupid videos
I am truly Not Okay after watching this chick.
damn i have the same birthday as her she’s exactly a year younger than me
Bro left out the whole south Asian community when he talked ab the drawn on eyebrows. Bc deadass I have the most bushiest eyebrows😭😭😭
Dad took me tf out
Thank you for your service....this....was....interesting?!?
IM SORRY THE DAD JOKE????
the joke about your dad-
Jake dad lore?
The text on the video for the promo she did said," They leaked a violent video of Litvin to me. This video isn't allowed to be out yet."
That dad joke seems very real jake 😮
the scar is from a stomach tuck
The Miranda sings comparison was spot-on, her eyebrows are in no way normal
I wish I could erase this knowledge from my brain
Welcome to our straight tiktok, it's horrible.
well, this was horrifying. dear god...
i don't like this
Anyone know what the scar is from tjo
I hate how I share the same name as her
Honestly prefer the scar tok over the face humor
Kinda hated that I have the exact same birthday to a T
Welp, that was weird. Thanks, Jake.
As I'm watching this hearing you mention 25k subs I just noticed that you've hit 90k subs now congrats!
3:28 it’s nice to see jake predicting the scar girl side of tiktok