The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
Translating every spanish part 1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way) 3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd 3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part 9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
He is very eepy
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
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@@GummybearVr👅
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
0:10
0:17 the cats like: "damn why is your fur so long?!" 😂
8:14 bro sounds like two marbles hitting against each other
He sounds like those oval shaped magnet things hitting each other.
@@namelessnavnls8060 bullet magnets?
The most accurate description I've ever heard 😂
@@durratulaishah3703 very much so 💀
Indeed i am 0:09
Look it da Eepy guy
Yeeeooooooo!
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
Dogs an American citizen
Oddly specific, don't you think?
8:18 bro sounds like what happens when you throw two magnets together and they make that weird sound
Yessss the snake eggs magnets. Zzzzztttt!
2:50 bro really said😴
the title is misleading. he is actually plotting world domination.
13:29 putting on a show for schlatt 😂.
Worse than 99'
AYO WHAT THE FU-
2:50 love him sm
8:14
Bro speaks fluent particle accelerator startup
0:37 bowling ball type ahh cat 🎳🎳🎳
2:50 "fuck are u doi- oh- oh ok... this is nice..."
i think what i love most about this video is how many different languages are in it. all around the world, humans are consistently baffled by cats
ASALAMUALAIKUM, wah
2:35 umm 💀💀✋
😰
Sus ☠️👍
@@Cannela_kat58 💀💀
I think those cats are mates. I have two cats that are mates and they do that sometimes
I love how cat videos always attract the fellow sillies of the internet!
I am one of them, muehehehe >:3
4:36 HIS TOES, WHY IS HE CURLING THEM LIKE THAT 😭
Bc floor's cold
Cause he cat
7:46 bro is performing a ritual
The eepy needs to sleepy 😂
8:15 funniest meow I've ever heard! 😂
8:05 Half life moment
2:11 awawawa made me roll to mars😂😂
1:17 🤨
🤨
🤨
🤨
🤨
I wish cars were real ☹️
Me too buddy... 😔😔😔
same (Tʖ̯T)
Same 😞
Same :
🚗
These videos are the only thing that is keeping my brain from snapping my sanity in half these cats cannot leave my phone
AY MORE ENERGY MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE FOOTWORK AY AY AY
0:26 Horrible car crash
5:37 that cats fur is so pretty ToT
4:52 I COULD HEAR THE “i ‘unno. are you?”
✨🧚♀️0:28 SHE WAS A FAIRY 🧚♀️ ✨
Translating every spanish part
1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way)
3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd
3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part
9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
ily for this
1 kitty 2 kitty 3 kitty?
INFINTY KITTY
Infinity kitty
Thank you for this blessing
4:38 Quite honestly, I'm caught up on what this music is. Even AHA Music can't identify it!
Луна - Грустный дэнс (Hardstyle remix) :D
@@setchi885OMg THANK YOU!!!!!!
This video reminds me of why I am a cat person 😸
I'm more into snails
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
@@dianewaynewood4477 Based snail enthusiast
Aw! (*’(OO)’*) cute! an adorable little 🐱kitten headbutts the 📷camera 1:22
5:04 and 1:29 TURKISH
7:46 brud was fighting their inner demons 💀
Rizzing cat
Feel like the one attacking her when wears the glasses is because of its own reflection 😂
5:27 so cute
the funniest part was 00:00 - 15:00
6:43 professional chef👍
6:07 this is not what we do we just FIGHT FOR THE GORILLA KINGDOM
I think “Who tf said you can eat my food?” Sounded like my brother lol
2:38 the cat is actually just saying hi to the other cat
2:23 - 2:26
the cat 5 mins after: "...wait- WHO GON FEED ME"
4:12 bro I flinched
if you're worried about the cat at 1:30 dont be, cats are built to survive falls of up to 10 metres
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
7:46 is so funny 😂😂😂😂
this part got me rolling to neptune 11:27
Cute cat memes will truly never die and I'm okay with it
3:58
ah, love the new roomba skin.
7:53
Your a harry wizard
1:55 holy moly
At 4:47 bro turned into a motorcycle 😭😭😭
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
1:51 SCOURGE? (White paw)
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
8:15 he sounds like those 2 oval magnets
4:38
what kind of shit are you taking that makes you fold your toes like that?
9:05 TIMMY THE CHONK!!!!!
WHAT THE HEEEEE 2:36
9:15 bros fighting demons ✋💀
Cute + funny = 2:51
Bro it's him the cat that does the horribly scream 4:47
I love cats so much
8:07 lil bro thinks he’s getting killed by puppies
4:02 fat cat
4:43 🦟🦟🦟🦟
2:00
*BONK* 2:42
1 kitty.
2 kitty.
…
3 kitty- 3:53
Rip 4:26
Thank you
2:08 oanom nom nom 😋😼
"he started understanding that shit" had me dying
1 kitty 2 kitty………3”kitty”
Cuteeeeeeeeeee
8:47 bro sounded dissapointed after she said not the cat
4:01 GODAMNN
🍑Thicc boi
the thumbnail, i need
8:16 bro sounds like those clicking magnet things
1:12 1:17
0:27 most devastating car crash :(
Give him some water! 🌊⛲💧🍶🌧️
correct, he did not meow. he “*RRRrEeEEEeeEHhhHhRRrRreeEEeE*”
7:50 I CANNOTTT
im in literal tears from laughing
This cat smokes a pack a day 😭 4:45
0:54 I met this cat irl
2:54 he rlly said 😴
Candy:🫸 wrapper:👍
I subscrib
head empty no thoughts
0:15 that cat is me
1:34 I believe I can FLY!!
0:18 spaghetti hair
Very random but does anyone know the song at 4:38 ?
Luna - grustni dance hardstyle remix
@@susabobus THANK YOUYOUYOUYOU SO MUCHUCHUCH 🫶
7:22 I need this animated as Scorpia and Catra
2:24 as cat can con-fur-m
She was a fairy😂 0:28
6:44 uhh whats that sticking out of his pants?? 🤨
3:06 he's shocked