The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
Translating every spanish part 1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way) 3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd 3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part 9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
He is very eepy
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
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@@GummybearVr👅
The missile is very tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He is eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Midsilylele needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Mibsipillibille needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the missile.
0:10
0:17 the cats like: "damn why is your fur so long?!" 😂
8:14 bro sounds like two marbles hitting against each other
He sounds like those oval shaped magnet things hitting each other.
@@namelessnavnls8060 bullet magnets?
The most accurate description I've ever heard 😂
@@durratulaishah3703 very much so 💀
Indeed i am 0:09
Look it da Eepy guy
Yeeeooooooo!
13:29 putting on a show for schlatt 😂.
Worse than 99'
AYO WHAT THE FU-
2:50 bro really said😴
the title is misleading. he is actually plotting world domination.
i think what i love most about this video is how many different languages are in it. all around the world, humans are consistently baffled by cats
ASALAMUALAIKUM, wah
10:31 that is the most depressed and worn out golden retriever I have ever seen that looks like a 30 year old man working 4 jobs with child support and rent to pay
Dogs an American citizen
Oddly specific, don't you think?
0:37 bowling ball type ahh cat 🎳🎳🎳
8:15 funniest meow I've ever heard! 😂
8:18 bro sounds like what happens when you throw two magnets together and they make that weird sound
Yessss the snake eggs magnets. Zzzzztttt!
2:50 "fuck are u doi- oh- oh ok... this is nice..."
2:50 love him sm
8:14
Bro speaks fluent particle accelerator startup
The eepy needs to sleepy 😂
4:36 HIS TOES, WHY IS HE CURLING THEM LIKE THAT 😭
Bc floor's cold
Cause he cat
he's taking a huge shit
7:46 bro is performing a ritual
2:11 awawawa made me roll to mars😂😂
I love how cat videos always attract the fellow sillies of the internet!
I am one of them, muehehehe >:3
2:35 umm 💀💀✋
😰
Sus ☠️👍
@@Cannela_kat58 💀💀
I think those cats are mates. I have two cats that are mates and they do that sometimes
1:55 how can this cat be so relatable man 😭😭😭😭
8:05 Half life moment
5:27 so cute
8:17 sounds like two glass marbles hitting eachother rapidly, or when you clink two glasses together just right so they repeatedly hit eachother, eventually producing that noise da kitty made as their momentum slows down
1:17 🤨
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Aw! (*’(OO)’*) cute! an adorable little 🐱kitten headbutts the 📷camera 1:22
I wish cars were real ☹️
Me too buddy... 😔😔😔
same (Tʖ̯T)
Same 😞
Same :
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These videos are the only thing that is keeping my brain from snapping my sanity in half these cats cannot leave my phone
5:37 that cats fur is so pretty ToT
4:52 I COULD HEAR THE “i ‘unno. are you?”
2:23 - 2:26
the cat 5 mins after: "...wait- WHO GON FEED ME"
6:43 professional chef👍
✨🧚♀️0:28 SHE WAS A FAIRY 🧚♀️ ✨
1 kitty 2 kitty 3 kitty?
INFINTY KITTY
Infinity kitty
With the kitty cat cat cat cat doing😂❤ I’m watching this with my cat❤
7:46 brud was fighting their inner demons 💀
cats always land on their feet, except when they land on their faces.
8:15 he sounds like those 2 oval magnets
4:01 GODAMNN
🍑Thicc boi
This video reminds me of why I am a cat person 😸
I'm more into snails
@@y4tL I love snails. I had a fish tank and once all the fish died off I was done. Except for two little snails. They just wouldn't die and I didn't have the heart to kill them. They decided to reproduce and now I have a snail tank. There's not a lot of action going on but they clean up after themselves.
@@dianewaynewood4477 Based snail enthusiast
Cats are my favorite things🥰
1:51 SCOURGE? (White paw)
AY MORE ENERGY MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE FOOTWORK AY AY AY
0:26 Horrible car crash
6:29 links calmest interaction with a cat
7:46 is so funny 😂😂😂😂
2:08 oanom nom nom 😋😼
2:18 😂😂😂
Thank you for this blessing
I think “Who tf said you can eat my food?” Sounded like my brother lol
Feel like the one attacking her when wears the glasses is because of its own reflection 😂
The cat is making cookies 🍪 3:47
Rizzing cat
if you're worried about the cat at 1:30 dont be, cats are built to survive falls of up to 10 metres
Did u know that cats can rotate themselves to face downward so up to around 5 storeys the higher they are the more time they have to prepare for the landing
Yeah,Cats are actually more likely to survive falls at Terminal Velocity then ones that are not. They spread out their legs and stuff to spread out the damage.😊
Translating every spanish part
1:17 “Hi B1tch3s, this is ClaudeSpeed and I’m here with my balls on the floor” (sign of being brave or “cool” in some way)
3:05 “Hey my dear, wash your feet, she tries to ignore me when’s about bathing-“ then the audio cuts xd
3:19 “I do this to admit that I’m the one who’s been stealing the Neighbors(women) underwear, I can’t bear this guilt anymore” I had to translate the last part
9:58 “It’s not fair that you keep harming others, tell me why, rn I don’t want them to get you water because ( Idk if she says “there’s bad weather outside” or “The water tastes weird”) “If I see you again doing the same thing to your cousin Lola which I don’t know what’s wrong with her paw, what’s wrong with you?“
ily for this
Pov:The Cat was like i am a bird
Pov: us She was a fairy 😂😂😂😂
This cat smokes a pack a day 😭 4:45
8:16 bro sounds like those clicking magnet things
1:34 "she was a ✨fairy✨"
Tonyhwha😂😂😂
4:38 Quite honestly, I'm caught up on what this music is. Even AHA Music can't identify it!
Луна - Грустный дэнс (Hardstyle remix) :D
@@setchi885OMg THANK YOU!!!!!!
1:54, "it was at this moment, he knew..." 😏 2:41 needs a quick soundtrack of a Stewie Griffin "Haha, victory is mine!" 4:49, translation, "Only ALWAYS." 5:38, lol...wow. 8:54, lol, true story. 9:15, "Do you have any thoughts of self-harm?" 12:10, loyal cat! 13:09, "Hmm...is there enough napping space on these...?"
0:13 me on a Monday morning be like:
3:58
ah, love the new roomba skin.
1:55 holy moly
4:49 cat booting cat os chime
gee, I sure wish there was a fun and simple way to pass the time right about now!
the jovial rattlesnake egg magnets: 8:15
0:30 i wasn't expecting the other cat
6:07 this is not what we do we just FIGHT FOR THE GORILLA KINGDOM
8:47 bro sounded dissapointed after she said not the cat
"he started understanding that shit" had me dying
Cute cat memes will truly never die and I'm okay with it
I love cats so much
2:38 the cat is actually just saying hi to the other cat
1 kitty 2 kitty………3”kitty”
9:15 bros fighting demons ✋💀
this part got me rolling to neptune 11:27
2:06
Atleast bros cat doest try to eat the other cats food
9:16 Bros feet are sentient and their kicking his own face
4:12 bro I flinched
At 4:47 bro turned into a motorcycle 😭😭😭
Вокалист лжает xD
5:04 and 1:29 TURKISH
Thank you
9:05 TIMMY THE CHONK!!!!!
8:15 that AINT a meow 💀💀💀
Oh my God!! The coat of the black and grey cat at 5:38! It's exquisitely beautiful!! 😍
i’m new here what are these things
car
car
8:07 lil bro thinks he’s getting killed by puppies
4:43 🦟🦟🦟🦟
0:27 🥲🥲🥲
the funniest part was 00:00 - 15:00
2:27 What does it sound exactly like first note of Nokia Arabic ringtone?
Bro it's him the cat that does the horribly scream 4:47
Very random but does anyone know the song at 4:38 ?
Luna - grustni dance hardstyle remix
@@susabobus THANK YOUYOUYOUYOU SO MUCHUCHUCH 🫶
3:06 he's shocked
Give him some water! 🌊⛲💧🍶🌧️
7:53
Your a harry wizard
the thumbnail, i need
Huh cat broke in yo room 4:02