How To Survive Your First Day In Prison

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024

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  • @connor5160
    @connor5160 6 лет назад +927

    Those two white dudes behind you on the left have seen some shit

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 6 лет назад +66

      Snowman 666999
      Probably banged some Kids

    • @michaelfox933
      @michaelfox933 6 лет назад +36

      Snowman 666999 that pic is from shock prison camps....the shaved heads...the looking straight ahead ....gotta wait till the last man sits in order for the whole table to eat

    • @kingbIIIr
      @kingbIIIr 6 лет назад +63

      It's a boot camp mess hall photo. Drill instructor probably just yelled at them telling them to shut the fuck up

    • @theytrackingeverything7328
      @theytrackingeverything7328 6 лет назад +2

      +Zerro Fox Realz

    • @mad4tarmac
      @mad4tarmac 6 лет назад +2

      bahhhhaaaahhaha

  • @berner
    @berner 6 лет назад +624

    Hey APS, I knew a guy who was a retired prison guard. I asked him how some guys survive in prison and he told me about a dude who would ride this imaginary horse every where he went. Before chow time he'd tie the horse up, eat and then get back on it again and even make horse sounds. Then came the day where he was to be transferred or something and when he got in the van, the first thing out of his mouth to the guard was "Oh thank god I don't have to do that anymore". He basically told me that one of the ways to survive in prison is to act insane.
    You ever experienced anything like that?

  • @nikonoiz6098
    @nikonoiz6098 6 лет назад +945

    Anyone else watching his videos just incase you end up in prison lol.

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 6 лет назад +41

      Yep. I have some... unpopular opinions.

    • @urmum7461
      @urmum7461 6 лет назад +3

      Niko Noiz yeah

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 6 лет назад +3

      Lol Yea

    • @Frog5.56
      @Frog5.56 6 лет назад +17

      Nop because in my country the prisons are like the paradise if you compare with an American prison

    • @jefejefe7843
      @jefejefe7843 5 лет назад +2

      Or if you can relate lol

  • @kobe51
    @kobe51 4 года назад +47

    Hmmm, passing as a hispanic gang member sounds like a solid alliance...

  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  6 лет назад +458

    Special thank you to THE ENTIRE APS ARMY!!! We just reached 600k subscribers today!!! What an awesome accomplishment! Look for something awesome tomorrow! And really hope you enjoy this INSANE VIDEO!!!

  • @seanculligan9938
    @seanculligan9938 6 лет назад +31

    Peaches seems like a really friend dude.

  • @Nick-nm7us
    @Nick-nm7us 6 лет назад +221

    Moral of this episode...
    Don't sit next to peaches.

  • @jaysonisgreat
    @jaysonisgreat 6 лет назад +4

    It took me a week but I've watched just about every video Joe has. This mug is amazing. He cracks me up, he gives you a little inspiration, and he teaches you a little something that maybe you didn't know.

  • @jamarionbass4466
    @jamarionbass4466 6 лет назад +125

    Joe if you can draw porn in prison how good of a hustle is that

    • @joseveloza4923
      @joseveloza4923 6 лет назад +5

      Wow

    • @armandorobledo3118
      @armandorobledo3118 6 лет назад +55

      When I was in jail there was this dude that drew magnificent nudes of chicks all over his cell walls. He would charge a dude 4 bags of coffee to hang out in his cell by himself for 10 minutes. That dude was BALLIN in jail. Spreads twice a day, coffee to every one, phone cards, etc.. good luck! Lol

    • @hedgeandhue
      @hedgeandhue 6 лет назад +12

      @oakteeth buckshart Look at yaoi. Remove dick, add huge tits, drips, brazilian and big hair. Change bullshit LotR D&D name to something more butch. Done.

    • @iSuperN0VA
      @iSuperN0VA 5 лет назад

      lol I had the same question

    • @alanschwamberger7398
      @alanschwamberger7398 5 лет назад +9

      Any excellent drawings have a good price. I use to write very graphic erotic stories for guys that wanted to send the stories to their girls on the outside.

  • @ownplz5632
    @ownplz5632 6 лет назад +73

    Tommy is back. And he coming for them junies. Not 1 time.....not 3 times. Just 2 times Tommy. 😂😂

  • @ayogtfo
    @ayogtfo 6 лет назад +44

    Congrats on the 600k you worked hard as fuck for it and at the end it was well deserved

    • @simonmaguire5250
      @simonmaguire5250 6 лет назад

      I missed that I bet there is something coming Friday.

  • @astrocupid3345
    @astrocupid3345 6 лет назад +29

    Legend says hes still lookin' for a spot to sit
    (Sorry if this has already written)

  • @bane_mane_473
    @bane_mane_473 6 лет назад +3

    This is easily becoming one of my favorite channels. I just subbed last night and already seen him gain 10k more subscribers in 24 hours. Great content. Keep it pumping, joe!!!!!

  • @robinson52d
    @robinson52d 6 лет назад +150

    Best way to not get in an odd prison eating situation....don't get thrown in prison. It's helped me completely avoid any odd prison eating situations. I kid love the content Joe

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 6 лет назад +12

      This might blow your mind but did you know innocent people get thrown in jail?

    • @robinson52d
      @robinson52d 6 лет назад +6

      Mene Tekel this might blood your mind but there's this shit called sarcasm. I know I'll give you a second to last that shit register

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 6 лет назад +2

      What you mean? I was being sarcastic too

    • @findoxv2616
      @findoxv2616 4 года назад +4

      Mene Tekel lol thats not sarcasm

    • @timterrell2554
      @timterrell2554 2 года назад +1

      @@findoxv2616 Except it was lol

  • @KostasTA
    @KostasTA 6 лет назад +268

    Top most illegal things you have seen being done in prison

    • @zombiehunter4920
      @zombiehunter4920 6 лет назад +17

      Everything

    • @spresm
      @spresm 6 лет назад +29

      Being in prison.

    • @tonymorales9947
      @tonymorales9947 6 лет назад +1

      Lintro Tutorials tapping

    • @KostasTA
      @KostasTA 6 лет назад +1

      techsimmons I mean the most illegal things prisoners have done inside the prison

    • @proto-nm9hr
      @proto-nm9hr 6 лет назад +10

      He aint no snitch

  • @xtannner
    @xtannner 6 лет назад +33

    Hey Joe, I’m a long time viewer of yours since like 100k. I think it’d be an awesome idea to make a video about things that you absolutely need to know if we were to go to prison tomorrow.

  • @THEENERGYINHALER
    @THEENERGYINHALER 5 лет назад +7

    I was laughing my ass off when you put all your characters together in black and white... ha!!! Man, youre a awesome video editor... you should make a company doing that!

  • @MrDavid849
    @MrDavid849 5 лет назад +3

    I can't believe how addicting these videos are. I start off watching one of them and I end up watching this shit all day.

  • @lefez9015
    @lefez9015 6 лет назад +68

    Joe is on the road to a million subscribers.

  • @c.a.c.inthespotlight9066
    @c.a.c.inthespotlight9066 Год назад +2

    These classic videos were pure gold! I’m glad you’re back, Joe Guerrero. Please bring back this energy.

  • @DanielTsosie
    @DanielTsosie 5 лет назад +15

    When I went to jail the first time, I definitely felt deer in the head lights. I have no idea how I chose the right table, but I sat with the Native Americans naturally. One of them asked if I was a chief. After a second of processing, I knew he meant if I were Native and so I said yes. They ended up teaching me all the various ways to make a Towel and your rack into a freaking gym. lol

  • @ryusanada9351
    @ryusanada9351 5 лет назад +13

    Why does this remind me of high school

  • @jbizz80
    @jbizz80 6 лет назад +53

    When I see a new video, my lunch break officially begins.

  • @UTECHPIA
    @UTECHPIA 6 лет назад +37

    I SUBSCRIBED without a wasting a second of my free life!! Your channel is F'ing motivational. THANK YOU! I thought I hit rock bottom, but that probably still looked like heaven compared to what you had to go through. Your channel is AWESOME! Not only did you survive the worst, but now you're at the TOP of the game with your RUclips channel. I WANT to be as successful as you!

    • @UTECHPIA
      @UTECHPIA 6 лет назад

      FYI: I also shared a Link to YOUR channel to a Reddit friend that's trying to recover from his drug addiction. You've inspired me, and I hope your videos will inspire him. Incase you are curious: Here is his thread: www.reddit.com/r/addiction/comments/7h87jc/would_love_some_friendly_advice/dqy1crw/?context=3

    • @justinkelly9526
      @justinkelly9526 6 лет назад +1

      There's nothing inspiring about talking about where you need to eat and who with in prison.

    • @bmelangel
      @bmelangel 6 лет назад +1

      Hop off his junk you John rider

    • @ackerjawaka4742
      @ackerjawaka4742 4 месяца назад

      ​It is a lot different in UK prisons, you can hang around with whoever you like, one of my best friends in one of the prisons I was in was a huge West Indian dude called macenzie and we sat wherever we wanted 😜

  • @scottbeater-man3714
    @scottbeater-man3714 6 лет назад +8

    hey Joe I love your videos man, you are a great guy and I think you truly understand and cherish life. PEACE!

  • @ckez4724
    @ckez4724 6 лет назад +250

    Joe been a sub for a while. I'm pretty sure you did something along these lines. But do another video about the best places to hide things in jail

    • @justinkelly9526
      @justinkelly9526 6 лет назад +7

      Why would you have him do another video on something he's already done multiple times?
      That's literally all he's doing now. Just repeating videos.
      Why would you want another one, instead of going to watch the others on that topic that he's already done?

    • @jrsmith1998
      @jrsmith1998 6 лет назад +14

      Justin Kelly yea he is recycling. There is only so much material u can cover on prison without repeating topics

    • @Moo-Ray
      @Moo-Ray 6 лет назад +1

      Junie Cakes - video done

    • @drxd4737
      @drxd4737 6 лет назад

      C Kez up your ass

    • @grannykensbest2939
      @grannykensbest2939 6 лет назад +5

      and ruin those hiding places for everyone.? stop dry snitching!

  • @haslundtamir9409
    @haslundtamir9409 6 лет назад +17

    Just found your channel and really loving it! Greetings from Mongolia. You got your self a new subscriber

    • @MickeyD2012
      @MickeyD2012 6 лет назад +1

      What are you even doing here? You live with the Mongols. I would guess you would be fine in prison. Unless it's a Mongolian prison. Pretty sure even God can't help you then. LOL.

    • @akandrea6731
      @akandrea6731 6 лет назад

      Love your grill😂

    • @haslundtamir9409
      @haslundtamir9409 6 лет назад

      The Original Gamer Im just supporting him and he seems like a really nice person.

    • @ElementlSynd
      @ElementlSynd 6 лет назад

      +Kevin Pierce don't listen to thosechildren men

  • @Vapingin
    @Vapingin 6 лет назад +52

    Being a lonewolf white guy in his early 20's while my first time in prison. I took it upon myself to try and break down the racial barriers in a level 4 prison. Sit wherever and having good intentions on flag, grab the dominoes and ask the biggest baddest black dude if he would quote on quote "like to play bones" went along way. Don't show fear, be courteous, and be a solid guy really goes a long way.

    • @newdarkneoss3985
      @newdarkneoss3985 5 лет назад +5

      I heard you can get targeted for socializing with a member of another race/gang bc its seen as unloyal to your own race/gang, any truth to it?

    • @simonyip5978
      @simonyip5978 5 лет назад +1

      I think that it's supposed to be quote 'would you like to play bones' unquote.

    • @x0q4
      @x0q4 5 лет назад

      Newdark Neoss yep

    • @diego032912
      @diego032912 5 лет назад

      @@newdarkneoss3985 eh that's mainly the west coast prison system, mainly if we wanna get technical the California prison system. Also having the most inmates so

    • @Stephenguitar93
      @Stephenguitar93 4 года назад

      @@diego032912 It's a thing here in the Midwest too, my dude.

  • @aljr357
    @aljr357 6 лет назад +81

    Two white girls in a Canadian prison means something totally different because we don’t get honey buns

  • @dimogreen4741
    @dimogreen4741 6 лет назад +5

    This shit was incredibly informative., I just caught a felony F2 charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and bodily injury. Cops took my AK47 & I'm probably looking at some time. I've never been to prison 😒 I'm out on bond.

    • @mangotheif
      @mangotheif 4 года назад

      Don’t be hurting people no more fello!

  • @RozzyJosiah
    @RozzyJosiah 6 лет назад +7

    I just realized how funny you are and how Much you make me laugh , I've been watching you for a few months and I have enjoyed and supported every single upload . Love you joe , no homo 😂😂💯👌

  • @kagunyamaina7640
    @kagunyamaina7640 6 лет назад +33

    *ONLY TWO TIMES*

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 6 лет назад +2

      W H A T D O E S T H A T M E A N ?

  • @carchi5028
    @carchi5028 6 лет назад +5

    Joe acts like you will one day go to prison, hes like"once you get there" lol

  • @HorrormanNick
    @HorrormanNick 6 лет назад +9

    The glorious return of Touch Um Two Times Tommy :D

  • @stupidmovies85
    @stupidmovies85 6 лет назад +304

    I honestly always wondered why Joe is a white dude with a Spanish surname lol

    • @akandrea6731
      @akandrea6731 6 лет назад +77

      Ghost Certified It’s America. Melting pot.

    • @speckledsweetie2725
      @speckledsweetie2725 6 лет назад +137

      Well it could be Spanish decent since people of Spain are usually white

    • @roxcyn
      @roxcyn 6 лет назад +9

      Ghost Certified - because someone in his family comes from Spain somewhere.

    • @thetruth5084
      @thetruth5084 6 лет назад +62

      Spain is in Europe, Spanish people are white people with a tan lmao

    • @BlackKevin808
      @BlackKevin808 6 лет назад +43

      Because Spanish people are white/European?

  • @josephisaacs78
    @josephisaacs78 6 лет назад +2

    Lmao “aye yo, what in the!” *starts throwing hands ..(sitting with the bloods) starting around 3:05

  • @galinaioffe2250
    @galinaioffe2250 5 лет назад +15

    I was a lone wolf and made it through just fine. The other inmates wanted to associate with me and I was civil but never personal

  • @UponDemise666
    @UponDemise666 6 лет назад +4

    Using the bread to mop up them tears?!?! Hahahahahahahaha, u got me good on that one Joe 😭

  • @htd1843
    @htd1843 6 лет назад +382

    Joe please come close up to the camera again like if u agree

  • @layyouin8420
    @layyouin8420 6 лет назад +1

    Would be awesome Joe if you did longer skits. Really love those, funny as all hell. Keep it up man.

  • @notmyselfusee
    @notmyselfusee 6 лет назад +16

    I wonder how things are different for female prisons. Not gonna lie I am glad I watched this because if I went to prison I would try to be alone and probably get into trouble that way.

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 5 лет назад +2

      notmyselfusee They don’t have to separate by race. Also, they’ll form groups with one in charge and she’ll take on weak girls, strong asocial type,...a variety. She’ll call them her brother, sister, daughter, etc. There’s a lot of drama, romance, drug use. I’ve never been arrested, but that’s what I’ve picked up from documentaries, reality jail shows, etc. Oh, and vegetables go missing from the kitchen - like cucumbers and zucchini lol

  • @ReyOfLight
    @ReyOfLight 4 года назад +1

    Joe, your imitations of strange inmates are just total gold! I laugh out loud every time you do those things, and if I need a good laugh I rewatch this video or any other video where you have Peaches, Touch um two times Tommy and the others featured lol

  • @applecinnamon2112
    @applecinnamon2112 6 лет назад +4

    LMFAOOOO why u doing peaches 🍑 Like that rofllll

  • @TROPHYSEEKER123
    @TROPHYSEEKER123 6 лет назад +1

    *Eats in the bathroom alone hoping "Candy" doesn't hear him eating in the last stall.

  • @spacemonkey4740
    @spacemonkey4740 6 лет назад +4

    I've been a sub since under 2K the s*** just keeps getting better

  • @dutchvanderlinde1907
    @dutchvanderlinde1907 6 лет назад +2

    " daddy I hear you I'm coming daddy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @treycobb6262
    @treycobb6262 5 лет назад +2

    Dude when he started talking about being a lonewolf and a gan member coming to talk to you makes me terrified of prison

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 5 лет назад +1

      It should. I'm glad it does. Makes you not want to do anything to be put there.

  • @shakxy2681
    @shakxy2681 6 лет назад +2

    Damb joe I watched one of ur videos about 5 hours ago and now ur a 600k subs congrats man. This channels growing so fast once again congrats man.

  • @physetermacrocephalus2209
    @physetermacrocephalus2209 6 лет назад +123

    Spanish names ARE white names tho. Spain is a European country.
    Sorry Hispanic people. Unless your straight up Mezito then you are either partially or entirely "white"

    • @NahuatlAmerican
      @NahuatlAmerican 6 лет назад +32

      Most Hispanics are straight up mestizo. You say it like they are the minority. Most Hispanics are Mestizos or Indians. Only a few of them are full white

    • @azsnapper6377
      @azsnapper6377 6 лет назад +13

      I'm a mestizo, most Mexicans are mestizos

    • @MyMelanatedScope
      @MyMelanatedScope 6 лет назад +11

      Stop trying to sound smart, you sound like an idiot.
      You can easily tell who has Spanish blood in Mexico and it's a not a lot who have 10% or more

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 6 лет назад +2

      Akios Eres Shut up

    • @Sora744
      @Sora744 6 лет назад +1

      Shon "Most" Hispanics are Mestizo

  • @bigolbootycheeks9138
    @bigolbootycheeks9138 5 лет назад

    1.2 million subs. 1.2 MILLION people are down with what you're doing these days. That's some awesome shit for sure. You better keep at it. Hitting rock bottom, then jumping clean up a damn mountain.

  • @johnmorgan6073
    @johnmorgan6073 6 лет назад +25

    Hell i was lucky because every time I went to prison every prison I went to I had at least back 15 to 20 homeboys that That i know from my home town

    • @kelseyadair4495
      @kelseyadair4495 6 лет назад +3

      I feel it. I was met by my people with some coffee and got through it a lot more easily that way.

    • @spacemonkey4740
      @spacemonkey4740 6 лет назад +5

      John Morgan man they didn't make fun of you for being so damn ugly John...jk..don't shank me

    • @lonewatie8751
      @lonewatie8751 6 лет назад

      John Morgan Sad Bro. Sad...

    • @Youre_Right
      @Youre_Right 6 лет назад +3

      John Morgan When I did time I knew quite a few guys there, most of them were brothers and I’m white. Since it was prison and no matter how you are on the outside with other races, inside you run with your own. I hung out with the white guys but was still on really good terms with the brothers. Since they controlled a majority of the cigarette and weed market no one cared that I was cool with them. When things were dry for us I could always get stuff from the brothers. Usually they would just give me shit for free. I know it’s odd, but they would. They liked me and never tried to exploit me or do anything shady to me.

  • @williamtolliver7345
    @williamtolliver7345 6 лет назад

    Love APS shared a video on my Facebook and told all my peoples to watch and subscribe to your videos. So hope that brings more people to your channel

  • @ZeoRangerVII
    @ZeoRangerVII 6 лет назад +44

    I'm too much of a lone wolf. I don't think I could survive prison because of my lone wolf mentality. I don't like relying on other people to have my back. I'm sure I can handle myself if the situation calls for it, but people ain't trustworthy worth a damn.
    Respect for the videos btw.

    • @pablogats4627
      @pablogats4627 6 лет назад

      honsestly its a good way to get through prison

    • @jaydenfarley6840
      @jaydenfarley6840 6 лет назад +20

      Raijin Dragon I prefer the term introvert, lone wolf sounds like ur trying to make yourself sound cool.

    • @sadderwhiskeymann
      @sadderwhiskeymann 6 лет назад +10

      well maybe he IS a cool introvert!

    • @jasonforschner4154
      @jasonforschner4154 6 лет назад

      Raijin Dragon ii

    • @aAAaaaAaaaaaaAaaa6aa
      @aAAaaaAaaaaaaAaaa6aa 6 лет назад +1

      Jayden Farley
      Introvert is different than lone wolf.

  • @Guywhosayswisestuff
    @Guywhosayswisestuff 6 лет назад +1

    Oh god that blood table joke, actually made me pause the video to laugh lol.

  • @mollysmoshingtankcrew9441
    @mollysmoshingtankcrew9441 6 лет назад +81

    im going to start a hentai/anime table. we will naruto run everywhere so fellow new fish who are also weebs will know to come sit with us. what could possibly go wrong?

    • @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045
      @wjefoiafjalfkjadfjk7045 6 лет назад +18

      MollysMoshing TankCrew I mean I wouldn't want to take the small chance that one of them knows ninjutsu.

    • @tenshi7angel
      @tenshi7angel 6 лет назад +11

      I might start getting worried one of these dudes knows how to throw shanks into people's necks.

    • @spicyramen4473
      @spicyramen4473 5 лет назад +9

      I can hide shurikens up my ass dw ill sneak some in

    • @nyteleaf5939
      @nyteleaf5939 5 лет назад +1

      MollysMoshing TankCrew your Juney cakes will get taken

    • @nerkec603
      @nerkec603 5 лет назад +5

      People who watch anime mostly sit inside the house all the time which lowers their chances to get in jail

  • @bradstortch8166
    @bradstortch8166 6 лет назад +2

    Thanks Joe & Cody & family

  • @sorryimajerk735
    @sorryimajerk735 6 лет назад +13

    Made me remember the classic movie blood in blood out..
    Michelo... Brown on the inside white on the outside..
    Lol.
    Vatos locos forever homes

  • @EvanYoungMusic
    @EvanYoungMusic 3 года назад

    “If we don’t get that… we gon’ get you. LONE WOLF.” - I’ve been looking for that quote on all of Joe’s videos for a couple years. Finally found it.

  • @Gaetor
    @Gaetor 6 лет назад +133

    Can we get a call or a video call with Dave, or is that not possible?? #freedave

    • @Gaetor
      @Gaetor 6 лет назад +8

      Hows Conner doing also? You and your buddies are a good crew, and funny af

    • @randomnetfiend
      @randomnetfiend 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, We'd love to know how he is and when he might be free again. That whole situation was so messed up. Guy tries to do the right thing (cleaning up) and gets punished on a technicality......

    • @justinkelly9526
      @justinkelly9526 6 лет назад +2

      Joe has ditched him. He's too full of himself now to care about other people.

    • @Gaetor
      @Gaetor 6 лет назад +1

      well that is complete bullshit @justin kelly

    • @shea3130
      @shea3130 6 лет назад

      Only way is if he could bring a phone inside the visiting room, so he could livestream him... and even if he could do that the connection might be bad

  • @raymondgreenwood1
    @raymondgreenwood1 4 года назад

    Hey man thank you for keeping the content clean ... I don't need to be cussed out to be entertained.. Sometimes you want to enjoy things the kids around

  • @ThexVaultxTech
    @ThexVaultxTech 6 лет назад +4

    Just got convicted of serious bank fraud and am on bail RN, really useful

  • @kidthemanifest
    @kidthemanifest 2 года назад +1

    "Daddy I hear you, I'm coming daddy" 🤣

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 6 лет назад +17

    what happened if the long wolf is that psycho killer type you know the one that sends shivers down your spine just being in the same room, would a gang member or peaches or cherry try a extort money from them or you know in the case of someone like cherry or know not too because they are too spontaneous in the aggression?

    • @BorderlinePathetic
      @BorderlinePathetic 6 лет назад +6

      Those people do have no spines to get those shivers trough. When you're in the for hanous crimes you probably lost those feelings a long time ago..

  • @kickinwinghotboi883
    @kickinwinghotboi883 3 года назад

    Joe, we love you. You're day 1 supporters. I've been subscribed ever since I watched the first video I saw of yours and I've been subbed ever since. Been thinking alot about you lately, Joe. I hope everything is going great for you

  • @Penfold8
    @Penfold8 6 лет назад +4

    Cherry reminds me a heck of a lot of bobcat goldthwait! LOL!!

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 6 лет назад

      Penfold8 the funny thing is the swishy gay guys can be some real evil people if you piss them off.😨

  • @knes167
    @knes167 6 лет назад +1

    12:00
    OH SHIT, "Cherry" was actually saing words lmao. Im weakkkk XD

  • @mropinion6903
    @mropinion6903 6 лет назад +5

    hell yeah touch em two times tommy is back!

  • @PawgSlayer
    @PawgSlayer 5 лет назад +2

    6:21 😂😂🤣😂 "comming daddy" lol

  • @antmx-5191
    @antmx-5191 6 лет назад +3

    The bloods skit LMFAO

  • @phillipcroyle
    @phillipcroyle 6 лет назад

    Just wanted to let you know that last night I came across someone in a group I am in on Facebook that was going today to speak with kids at a school. not sure how it went yet but being they are an ex addict and wanting to share their life with others so they do not walk down the same road. Also that some of your cooking etc. videos can also be put in a category of survival at complete breakdown of society as well if such ever happened. Keep sending out the word and keep the fight real. You are doing something that was considered boring by so many not that long ago. Enjoy your freedom, all those days behind you now were hard earned. Live everyday as you say Ol' Joe and never change from who you are today.

  • @stevelovessialetsdance5966
    @stevelovessialetsdance5966 4 года назад +3

    I'm just visiting prison on RUclips I get to sleep at home tonight 😂.

  • @nuthinmuffins5073
    @nuthinmuffins5073 6 лет назад

    Hey Joe, a few ideas and questions:
    Idea: Do a short series of quiz show style videos (maybe with friends). Prison trivia, of course.
    Idea for a topic: true and false prisoner stereotypes and prison myths. I think you've done something similar, but it seems like this is a topic worthy of extra attention. There's a lot of depictions of prisons and prisoners, guards and wardens, but most people don't find themselves in a position to check up on the accuracy of these. I think that's a topic interesting enough to visit in-depth.
    Idea: More "serious" interviews? Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the comedy. It can be a bit rough around the edges at times, but that's part of it's charm. But the interviews, combined with the other content, both give the channel some appealing texture and elevate the level of service to the community. Joe, you have real potential as an interviewer. Not everyone can connect with people of varying backgrounds, get great dialogue flowing, and maintain an appropriately intimate, conversational tone while holding the focus on the person being interviewed. You manage to talk to people, who are often marginalized and/or vilified by so-called upstanding citizens, in a way that, without feeling forced, shows the audience these folks are just like everyone else, but, having encountered a different path, got off-track. You remind us all that "there, but for the grace of God go you or I", and that drug addicts, thieves, and general fuck-ups are just flawed humans who are deserving of compassion and the opportunity to keep trying til they get it right. You help shed a much needed light on the reality of American prisons, and that's helping people understand how the criminal justice system needs to change. I really believe the balance of entertainment and information is doing good work. You've been pretty successful with this channel, but I think you could use it to make a real difference by raising awareness for issues (like the inhumane treatment that is solitary confinement, or the question of whether it's wrong to deny felons what used to be their right to vote, or the disturbing financial incentive to increase incarceration that motivates privately run prisons, etc.). You can help show the nation that prisoners, addicts, and people struggling to avoid returning to those situations, are real people with real hearts and minds and families and hopes and dreams and... human rights. Awareness of these issues is at a high right now (thanks in part to the popularity of Orange Is The New Black). This platform could be a great opportunity.
    So, now, two questions:
    1) Have you ever considered how apt it would be if you could use Hendrix's "Hey Joe" in a video? That's probably a copyright violation waiting to happen, but it seems like the perfect song for at least one of your videos. Just a thought. Maybe the most important one, yeah?
    2) Have you considered getting involved in prison reform activism? The country needs action, like legislation, and community leaders, to change things. You could be a leader. There's so many possibilities... You could work to change the system that keeps non-violent drug offenders, like Dave, locked up, while taking it easy on rich people and rapists. And you could still do cooking videos and skits.
    I watch most of your videos. I've never been to prison, only jail that one time... but I have a backstory that makes me empathise with
    some of the folks who have hit life's more serious snags here and there. Feel free to tell me I'm a silly idealistic dreamer, or that you're a Republican, or too busy (and congrats on your engagement - don't pass up the chance to be a father just to work yourself to death - parenthood is a blessing that touches you with the unsurpassed joy of unconditional love). One last thing: Yanni is a goddamn gem. He strikes me as a good source of sound advice for the channel. And he's funny.
    Alright, I'm done. That's several months of comments bundled up together. Y'all keep on keepin on!

  • @chandlermiller8099
    @chandlermiller8099 6 лет назад +4

    I subbed at 100k subs god dang this channel shot up quick bud always interesting vids man keep up the great work!

  • @angelusumbra5741
    @angelusumbra5741 6 лет назад

    I've watched this video four or five times already and it still cracks me up. The skit, the part where he tries telling you it was just a joke, and best of all, "The Bloods Table". I'm a quarter of the way in and I'm falling out laughing. Great work Joe, keep the dope vids coming.

  • @andersbowen2499
    @andersbowen2499 6 лет назад +3

    Waiting for this for so long

  • @NATPTPSATPS
    @NATPTPSATPS 5 лет назад

    God damn man that intro fucking killed me, this is too damn funny! 😂

  • @Charziken909
    @Charziken909 6 лет назад +5

    Touchum two times tommy has been in prison...
    No wonder we haven't seen him in a while.

  • @sheispeace092
    @sheispeace092 3 года назад

    I finally figured out who u remind me of .. John Leguizamo from the pest lol 😂😂😂love it

  • @logisticsthenovice
    @logisticsthenovice 6 лет назад +8

    Rip to the junie cakes!🍮

  • @billiedoliber9470
    @billiedoliber9470 5 лет назад

    This shit is hiliarious. Not even a minute in and I'm rolling 😂

  • @nicholasgameing7204
    @nicholasgameing7204 6 лет назад +4

    Even though ive been to jail and prison i learned alot never knew there was prisons with assigned seating in the chow hall lol its crazy how different mens prisons are then womens prison.. like always enjoy your videos and lobe your channel 😁

  • @estebanqrico5800
    @estebanqrico5800 5 лет назад

    Your videos are gold. A subtle balance of entertainment and reality check. This is longterm material.thx

  • @RT42069
    @RT42069 6 лет назад +72

    Eating a bag burrito watching this

    • @carloscooper3734
      @carloscooper3734 6 лет назад +1

      The Killer Clown u gonna share I share my weed

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 6 лет назад

      The Killer Clown Haha I'm eating tater tots.

    • @ricanqueen3083
      @ricanqueen3083 6 лет назад

      What's a bag burrito ?? 🤔 I have tried one of those jail house spreads and it was DELICIOUS #APS #ILUVTWOTIMESTOMMY

    • @staciegreen315
      @staciegreen315 6 лет назад +1

      LOL!!!! I was eating a jailhouse burrito the other day. (Tuna salad, Cheetos, etc)
      It's ridiculous when you miss that type of food. But, it's legitimately good as FUCK!!!!

  • @steveanton763
    @steveanton763 4 года назад

    Touch em two times Tony is the best thing about this channel.

  • @blitzkrieg2928
    @blitzkrieg2928 6 лет назад +3

    If only Schoefield knew he would still have all his toes

  • @mattyreardon3593
    @mattyreardon3593 3 года назад

    Nothing else comes close Joe.
    You make things clear. I appreciate you and this.

  • @Tr1Hard777
    @Tr1Hard777 6 лет назад +3

    The intro is on some trailer park boys stuff lol

  • @collinmckeon107
    @collinmckeon107 3 года назад +1

    That opening skit really grabbed my imagination

  • @Tyler-nj5dr
    @Tyler-nj5dr 6 лет назад +84

    Make a video with Officer401!

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 6 лет назад

      Dr_T-Bagger yes please do

    • @henrylight7889
      @henrylight7889 6 лет назад

      Dr_T-Bagger that would be amazing

    • @NoName-kw3ek
      @NoName-kw3ek 6 лет назад +3

      Dr_T-Bagger as cool as that would be officer401 is still an active peace officer and is therefore restricted by his Department's policy from associating with "known felons" even though Joe has paid his debt to society officer401 could lose his job if he did that

    • @officer401
      @officer401 6 лет назад +61

      I actually got approval from my Chief to do it. I'm just waiting for Joe to e-mail me back. I know he's busy. But maybe if you guys nudge him a little. ;)

    • @Tyler-nj5dr
      @Tyler-nj5dr 6 лет назад +1

      officer401 Hah! Thanks for the reply! Trust me, I'll nudge him. I'll nudge him with a tank if I have to. :P

  • @akumaisreal2090
    @akumaisreal2090 6 лет назад +2

    LOL "daddy I hear you, i'm coming daddy!"

  • @baron0877
    @baron0877 6 лет назад +6

    I wish I could like this video two times just for Touch Um Two Times Tommy

  • @emmurewashburn
    @emmurewashburn 6 лет назад

    Best channel on YOU TUBE! We as in the APS ARMY WILL KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND STRONGER!!

  • @omigawdgt1360
    @omigawdgt1360 6 лет назад +6

    600k subs gggg

  • @resolutesupport3874
    @resolutesupport3874 6 лет назад +1

    Hahaha touchemtwotimestommy is a APS Classic lmao!!

  • @underlustgrillby621
    @underlustgrillby621 6 лет назад +38

    APS love

  • @lieutenantpepper2734
    @lieutenantpepper2734 3 года назад

    The impersonations lmao on point!!

  • @JamesClark993311
    @JamesClark993311 6 лет назад +4

    Hey Joe, have you ever considered a DNA test? There are Mexicans who are white AF.

    • @T3slee
      @T3slee 6 лет назад

      James Clark Me lol

  • @a1duzit
    @a1duzit 6 лет назад +2

    LMFAO! Touch'em two times Tommy. Gah damn man Lol

  • @Keletho
    @Keletho 6 лет назад +3

    Can you please do skits with your different personas I WILL WATCH THEM LOL

  • @lustforlow-end6022
    @lustforlow-end6022 5 месяцев назад

    “It hurts to sit down at this table… Daddy, I hear you, I’m coming daddy!” 😂