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- Published on Apr 17, 2026
- It’s a tough choice!
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====. * ･ ｡ﾟ☆ [Friends!] ☆｡ﾟ･* .====
★ Aaron: Jason Bravura
★ Zane: Kestin Howard
★ KC: MegaMoeka
★ Pierce: Shado_Temple
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#Minecraft #Aphmau
aph: “I could look like that?”
aaron: “WOOOOO MAMAAAA- (pause) i-i mean wow”
edit: 191 likes and 29 comments!? that’s the most ive ever gotten thx!
😂😂😂😂 LOL I HEARD THAT TOOO😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 I HEADR ITTTT
I HEARD IT TOO❤❤❤😊😊😂😂😂
imjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
17:25 WOOOO MAMA LOL AARON WANT THAT COOKIE
Pause
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Get her Aaron! She too good for Pierce! 🤣🥰
M
What Did You Just Say
WHO MISSES NOI😢
Me! 😢
..... You ❌
Me
Meeeeee
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaron The Edge Lord
17:17 Ooo Mama
lol😂😂😂😂😂
17:17 OOOOOOOO MAAAMAAA I Mean Wow- Got me bro
I JUST SAW THAT😂😂😂😂
17:17 OOOOOOO MAMA oh I mean wow
13:35 DANG APHMAU ACTUALLY ATE
Fr
And she left no crumbs
Konnichiwa nerds is killing me
Same
Me to
SAME
Fr
Me to
20:43 “*I’M A JASON TOO! DON’T HURT ME!*” XDD!! Aaron/Jason breaking character and ANY of them breaking character is the BEST!! I- XDD!!
In the video you said it was the only blue person Pierce also have blue
How about you call him Zane once word
😂😂😂😂
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𝑁𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑒𝑦𝑢𝑖𝑝𝑘𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑎𝑥❤:𝐷
Who thinks that we need more pierce????
Meeee
I need more Pierce❤😂🎉😊
17:27 When Aaron said “ooouuuhhh mama” got me dead on the floor
Me: Aaron simping for aph😂😂😂
I'm literally dying of laughter, Aaron's reaction is priceless!! 🤣🥰
Same but they are married IRL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same.😅😂😂😂😂I was dead on the floor.😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I will
When kc hiss i dead all way to heaven.
1:57 “I AM A WERWOLF!” -Aaron Lycan
*werewolf*
1:53 To 1:54 I am a were wolf
Aphma: AM I the only one who tacks a bite of better befor shool?
@Kat-kk5zxthink you could re write this so I can understand it. I seams like you were trying to say, " Am I the only one who takes a bite of butter before school"
Jason's last name is lycan???????????????who in the world would know
4:27 😂😂😂😂the way pierce is talking
I know 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The switch up in a second is crazy😂😂😂😂
Lol the way Zane said if she went in for a kiss with fire Aaron her eyebrows would burn of lol😂😂
Hiiii Aphmau I'm stuck a big fan Love you and your videos
👇🏻if you love Aph
Aphmau My parents Said iff i gott 2k subss before thee endd off thee yearr,I wouldd get a new gaming PC.😊
Slay
I loveeee❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ aphhhhhhhh
@KJB570 Mee too
@MpokanyoNtsane why did you say slay Who the heck would say that like like why are you saying slay
14:06 Aaron was just looking at aphmau cat 😂
20:44 I’m Jason too but don’t hurt me😂😂😂😂😂
Bud really said “Oooouuuhhhh mama”
21:20 is it just me or did Pierce rigged this round?
4:34 Pierce saying "Senpai noticed me" got me rolling on the floor
Edit: Thanks for the 570 likes
Ima rolls on the floor right now 😅
U mean aphmau
No pierce said that
I am rolling on the floor dying. I didn’t notice that at first.
Thanks for the 229 likes I've never had this much before!
Aaron: "OOOO MAMA- i mean wow."
Ya lol!
Fr
Оиомн😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅 I can’t believe it
Lmao😂
4:17 Pierce: " so like Zane in other words"
5:13 don’t you guys bite a stick of butter before you go to school?😂😂😂😂😂😂
I DID 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I LOVE RAW BUTTER 🤤🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
That kill me
No
10:12 close to that Aaron said wo wo wo no you dont get to date this is my circle got me dying😂
So ture
It’s so funny
@wendylopez171 ture✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Me too But those three shapes remind me something that I want to say…… That’s Square, That’s Triangle, THAT’S AN ONION RING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@D@Dswagger115?
17:25 Aaron: OOOH MAMA Me: Aaron simping for Dark Queen Aphmau 😂😂😂
True😂😂😂
Trueee❤❤
Omg that got my dying 😂😂😂
Frrrrrrrrrrrr😂
I died
Zane wants to marry aph cat now 😂😂😂😂
17:26 “WOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MAMAAAA!!!” gave me a laughter-cramp 😂😂
I would have never saw that coming, But his girlfriend is Aphmau but I never thought he would like that version of her that much.
I heard that too. It was so funny.
17:26vfrvffgbybyhubhubhfvfsexssw champagne okay mask up it heyyyyyyyyyyy red crdcrftgvrdcedcgbxsexrdvvgtbygbzSzdrvfgdrxr
wait sorry its my baby brother im playing peekaboo soooooooo yeah
Edit: im 10 and he's 1 year old and what country are you from im from Malaysia 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾😊❤❤
@VIOLETGEBERTthere married
16:21 aph's man😌
17:26 "WOOO MAMA" I CAN'T 😭😭😭🙏🙏
me neither 😂
SAME😭🙏🙏
Real
😭😭😭😭
17:25
Pierce: konnichiwa✨NERDS👹
At 17:12 aphmau and kc just fan fic-ing
The way Aaron said "Ooh Mama!"Got me thinking that he wants to marry her forever.😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Fr bro😂
FR
No
Yeah he say Ooh mama
Wdym@mustapha5jaaouani64
17:20 oooh mama😂😂😂
Agree 😂😂
Haha 😂😂😂😂
I agree with you😂
WOO MAMA oh i mean wow😅
@IlseSnel-e6nlol
ToGeThEr fOrEvEr💅✨️ 3:26
17:38 Pierce no! U can not say that bout aph!!!! She’s taken😮
I'm kinda in a balanced argument coz Aphmau is taken and it's rude to say that to someone taken. On the other hand, she is pretty 17:38
17:32 WHAT DID AARON SAY?!?!?!?!!!?!?! 😂
Aaron:Ooooooooh Mama
" OOOH MAMA" 😂😂
Aaron:OOOOOO MAMA
He actually said…ahem…
WOOOOO MAMA!
@CatNinja11 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WOOO!
Aaron:WOOOOOOOOO MAMA i-I mean wow
Lol so true
Arron core: WHY DO I LOOK EMO LIKE ZANE
@Normal_goofy_gooberfr he has a point he does look quite emo😂
@vicmanguera5515 Yea right 😂i agree 👍🏻
@vicmanguera5515 Yea right 😂i agree 👍🏻
pov perice: THIS...IS...ART!
13:46
Holy 💀
He messed up
LOLL THE WAY AARON WAS LIKE
“Ooo-MAMA 17:21
17:25
Fr
He's so into dark goth queen version of aphmau, isn't he?
Fr and the way pierce said oooooooo pretty ladyyyyyy hehehehehe
17:21 “woah that’s me I could look like that!?” -Aph
“WOOOOOOO MAMAAA”!!! -Aaron
Made me fall of my 🪑 😂❤
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't even know where the heck did they take it at that pic
Fr my bed
same😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wooo mama! I I mean I agree
ToGeThEr fOrEvEr💅✨️
16:24 No wayyy this totally takes me back to how Aaron looked like initially in MCD omgg❤💜😭😆the memoriesss🥹🥺
GURL YOU CAN HAVE ANY DRAGON MAN,BABY… the way how she made that noise after she said “baby”❤️ 14:50
Aaron:OH MAMA! me:*laughing too death* EVERYBODY! YEAAAAA ROCK YOUR BODY THAT'S WHY AARON IS A SIMP!
true
@donutenjoyer999 XD Aaron beining a simp is more funny then usual
🤗🍌🍍🥭🍝🥘🍯🍺🍻🥂DFRVRTTGYCL21🌻💐🐟🐋🦜🎁🎗✨✨🎊🎇
I like when Aaron said tha
Fr
9:28 “THIS IS ART💅🏻”
ONLY OG'S KNOW WHAT ZANE LOOKED LIKE UNDER THAT MASK
Yep.
17:20 LMAO AARON!!!! 😭❤💜‼️
LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS
IK RIGHT LOLL
You know lmao means lick me all over so your saying aaron want aph to lick him 🤨🤨🤨
17:44 ouh... i love that idea! Kinda like a loyal knight protecting the dark evil queen because of love...🫸🏼🥰🫷🏼 what a story...☺️
12:45 "tell your girlfriend to not encourage my girlfriend"
Finally ko acknowledges that she’s in a relationship with Zane 😂 (7:17 O-oooh Zane my love-)
Dr rett😢
4:03 Smart censoring, Jess.👍
9:22 Pierce: THIS. IS. ART😂😂😂😂😂
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My art class literally that roand
17:25 "OOOOH MAMMAAA- oh I-i mean wow.."
7:27 ITS SO TRUE 😭🤣
💯 percent true
Zsnsjs😅😢😂
Did kc say my love?!
😂😅
@JhiJhian yes
No real Aarons gonna save you 😂 16:12
Fr lol
I've been looking for this comment to see if anyone else fiund thst funny too😂😂
Aphmau: Bite Me!💜3:28
Uzi: THATS MY LINE!!!💜
EXATLY WHAT I WAS THINKING-
Yes Uzi doormen!
𝒀𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝑴𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑯
@MelissaHernandez-ql9gm CRAZIEST THING SHE KNOWS THE VA OF UZI
@Ayre_3AND UZI VA WAS IN ONE OF HER ROLEPLAYS AKA JENNY FROM HER COLLEGE SERIES
14:55 yuri 😭
1:54 Mystreet reference ❤️❤️❤️
17:23 Aaron 🤣💀
Yes, I’m so glad that somebody else noticed that
17:25 Aaron: Woooooo Mama 😍I mean wow❤️
agree 😂😂
?!😡Aaron 💀?! 5:37
8:59
“I guess Zane really is ⬛️.
9:34 oh I know he did not just say that.
4:27 " Konnichiwa, NERDS!!! " got me dying😂😂
Lol
5:41 umm not lying but pierce actually also looks hypnotised 😊 “senpaiiiii” “dress to impress” he said those before this 🤣
“You mean you guys don’t just bite a stick of butter before you go to school” Got me dying 😂 5:15
I do 😂😂
I eat donuts lol 🍩🍩🍩
“Oh thank goodness Im glad Im not the only one”5:17
I agree with this I’m dying laughing and crying so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:19 “Zane my love” so cute
What does sigma?😭😭😭
Zc or Kane is happening
I love your videos and I hope that they make you happy again soon I miss your pictures and videos so I know that you are very proud of your beautiful family you guys have such an awesome day I hope that they have an amazing day and that your mom and dad will have fun with you
💗💓💞💕🌈📲💎🎆💝💘💌🛍️🎀🔮🍬🌌💖🎁📍🍪🍩🟣🩷🍭❤️💜🔴🧁🍡🌻🌼🎉😍🥰😘👄💋🫦💄👩🏻🤰🏻👩🏻🍼👼🏻🧜🏼♀️🧞♀️👩🏻❤️👨🏻👩🏻❤️💋👨🏻🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶✨✨✨🌷🌸🌺🌹🪻🪷🩰🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆🏆🏅🏅🏅🏅🎖️🎖️🎖️
00:47 "Aphmau gos in for a kiss and BOOM her eyebrows are gone"was funny
18:28 Zane you should have said “she already is, She’s so hot.” (THATS ZANES OPINION NOT MINE she is cute though)😅
23:28 Zane w rizz no way 😭
Fr
The way Aaron said "No no no this is my circle!" Got me rolling in the floor I love Jess and Jason together they are so cute this had me rolling on the floor wishing I had a man like this😭😭😭😭
Same girl
Sister, I love you a lot and she have your toy at the cat purple and pink cat. What do you have? And you have in Ian?
I AM A FAN
I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH!!!!!!!!💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
SHIPPPPP
23:24 lesbian panic oh my god
18:09 *MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE*
A group of travelers who are on the request to stop the gothic princess’ brother, Zane, from taking over the land.
Aaron the Assassin, Gothic Princess Aphmau, Kawii Dragon-Chan, and Sheep Pierce set off to stop Zane’s reign of terror
Oooooooooh yes, definitely 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Aph please, I need to see this (ps add some drama with Ein ( forbidden love with Aaron ) 😊 I would love this thanks
YES
Who who is ready for Valentine’s Day?
16:26 16:26 16:26 16:26 16:26 16:26
ME!!!!!!
How did you get those pictures
🐺
become a member
Why am I watching this in 2026 when everyone is dirty minded....
I'm in 2026 too!! 🙂
1:51 Aaron: I AM A WEREWOLF!
ME: EEEEEEEE MYSTREET!!!
4:58 first once-ler zane second pierce wearing a dress third hippnotized Aaron
A Bugatti filled with puppies 😂😂
HA HA SO FUNNY!!!!!!
OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ApolloniaSligman-x7w Time stamp?
When he said “konnichiwa, nerds” he had me laughing so hard 😂
16:58 fricking love this book tropes. ❤❤❤
Who misses noi ?
Me
Me :(
Me i wanted cookies
Meh.
Me 5th :(
Early 8D
0:13 Zane definitely enjoys it
1:00 Oh boy this is difficult for her..
1:06 No. did you forgot where he had a shirtless fase for like YEARS
1:14 OH YEAH! HE CAN SAVE HER
1:53 He is a werewolf… well sometimes yeah
2:40 Zane.. you do that. Remember love love AND starlight?
Werewolf aaron
I feel like I see you everywhere
True, he did have a shirtless phase for YEARS.
@ because aph said it was hot 🤭
@ you do 8D
9:36 zane apoligize apoligize i can not in litterly spit out my drink when i heard that😂😂😂
9:24 Pierce’s be like this. Is. Art!
4:21: Pierce looks so pretty in a school girl outfit!!!
12:35: why did I giggle at this??
17:24: I-... that caught me off guard, I was giggling for an hour or so-
20:42: him casually breaking character (a.k.a the forth wall)
21:02: another Pierce in a skirt!! So pretty!! (Anything about a guy in a skirt/dress makes them pretty.. basically everyone is pretty in their own way, even guys)
4:53, that is an accurate version of Aaron 😅
POV what aphmau was thinking:how bad a a ad can I be
i choked 4:22 when pierce said konichiwa nerds.
17:06
Assassin's Creed Aaron then?
24:26
Zanebrine/Herozane(?)
Low key Assassins Creed Aaron looks cool
5:46 yes pierce you are adorable 5 stars fr😊
25:12
Zane’s rizzing up kasie got me dieing
🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
23:14 Alright, wait- no- dude- Zane why do you have two eyes here? 👁️👁️
Aaron:oooh mama I mean I mean oh wow 😂😂
Got me crying laughing 😂 😂😂
Team Aphmau is number one
Aphmau Aaron 💜❤️🔥
Aaron: "OOOO MAMA-i mean wow." that was so funny😂😂😂😂
Who saw the squid game relationship
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂 9:27
15:14: Y’know what’s happening Aaron? Girl-Romance (Girlmance) 😂
Fr!😂❤
9:42 Aaron be like he is dead dead
Who misses Mac
5:20 Reference to “If you butter all of the bread in that case you will have delicious toast!”
DATE, MARRY & KILL is a cool old classic game!
20:50 Aaron breaking character by saying I’m Jason 2
1:35 Zane/Mr.OMG HES EMO!:"Not a another tylight faze!"
“this is MY circle”😂
Aaron said whoa momma 17:30
😂😂😂
Yeah lol xD
Why does that look like aphmau😭
Yay haha lol
@meerabsaed because it is