Poop Now! (Subliminal)
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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˚ 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬˚
♡₊ My subliminals are completely safe!
♡₊ You only will get your desired results
♡₊ You can listen however many times you want
♡₊ Think positive and don’t obsess over results
♡₊ All my subs include mini boosters, confidence/self-love affs, and listen once affs!
♡₊ The benefits list might be short but my affs are detailed
** 𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲**
**𝐒𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐟𝐟𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝**
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** Benefits **
▶Poop now
▶Smooth easy poop
▶Free from constipation forever
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i love how we all here to literally shit
verdade enzo
And talk shit! This is the only space anyone can feel comfortable talking shit to someone else 😂😅
Yup
@@chaerybatata_😂😂😂😂
shit siblings 🥰🥰
Stay strong my little shit solders
Oh Naa😭😭
🫡💩
🫶🏼🫶🏼
ty queen or king 😔🫶🏽
#SHITPARTYY
#SHITSOLDIERS
#SHITTYARMY
stay strong yall let's hold hands as we shit together
It’s kinda funnily sus
As a person who gets constipated often this subliminal is much needed and oh, I farted while typing this lol
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING🤣🤣BAHAHAHHAAHAHA
SNISJED STOP
LMAOOAO WTF
HELPP
IM CRYIBG
If rhis is what pooping is like sometimes i cant imagine what it's like giving birth like
So real
guess who’s gonna stay a crazy cat lady and not have kids… 😅
Csections💖
@@chaoscreatureme 🧍
Lmfao yeah i’m def adopting no way i’m giving birth
For everyone struggling with the poopies, you are loved, strong, valid, amazing, possible, and awesome. WE CAN DO IT NO MATTER WHAT. STAY STRONG MY BUDDIES
I find your comment under every constipation subliminal .. you're doing good work ❤
WHAT DO I NAME THE BABY QUICK😨
Shitty pants 9000
@@emionpawsdiarrhea ♡
@@emionpawsPoppy
I am typing this almost done with my poo. Guys, I used this subliminal when I was recovering from sickness and my digestion was weak, it helped very much. But today I went to poo without trying anything. I think this is where we part ways. I wish you all the best, good luck. You are loved, cared for and have nothing to be ashamed of. Keep pushing. One day, maybe you won't have to.
The last sentence is so poetic
i’m crying this is so funny
okay shakespeare
😂😂❤
why is this so meaningful
I can't be the only one who loves having diarrhea, just because I know I'm not constipated
REALLL
nAh like people don't understand how helpful these subliminals are for the ones in real trouble. genuinely thank you!
Ofcccc gurl
its a period poop situation
Edit 1: im back 😛😛
REAL SAME
realest
praying for u 😪‼️
I always gets constipation in periods😢
real.
I listened to this like 5 times and nothing was happening so i stopped and gave up but LIKE 2 MINS LATER I HAD TO POOP AND GUYS I SHITTED MY BRAINS OUT
Omg I’ve been crying because I couldn’t get it out and I had really bad cramps and 5 seconds into this it all came out of me like a waterfall😭😍😍
🙏🏼
😭😭😂
Waterfall 😭😭😭
ITS GOING TO BLOWWWWWW
it blew like a little baby under a minute, thank you 👼
i'm pooping rn and i just laughed so loud
here again, i cant believe it
edit: ITS OUT
@@sakisubBABES YO UR SO VALID BUT WHAT
@@ARIALUVSSSSSSS1 u must do what u gotta do !! 😣
I never thought i'd need subs like this but here I am
same
this worked after looping it for 20 mins tysm was struggling for 3 days
😋😋😋
havent pooped in like a week 😭 anorexia messed up my digestion sm i want to sob 😍😍😍😍
bro same 😭😭
LITERALLY
SAME.
I don’t have anorexia but I have very poor appetite so similar situation here😢
same istg
i listened to it and i felt a pain on my belly i couldnt resist, i went to the bathroom and now i feel like im letting every thing i ate in my whole life here.
Real💀💀
The world needs more subliminal makers like you that make important topics like this!!
Girl wtf I literally listened once and I’m violently pooing now. 💀 ur a lifesaver 💗
LMFAOOOOO😊
ok i have like really good tip for you guys that i learned from and old woman poo bowel doctor on tiktok liie 2 years ago so im not gatekeeping so instead of trying to push really hard saying moo will help since it kind of pushes it in different way so first you have to say mmm for like 1 second and then ooo and it will come out so much better also breathing out thru your mouth like you are whistling but not actually whistling helps if you do it right !!⭐️💕 please tell me if this works because for me its literally a lifesaver !
BRO IT KINDA WORKS LMAO
Thank u for the advice but there''s not a freaking way that i'll do this here living with my family at 3:05 am😂😂😂
IT REALLY DOES WORK
HELP IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Every time I have trouble pooping I come here and it works every single time
Last night got constipated, and this morning finally all of them came out lmaosies
This genuinely helped got all the poopies out my butthole was hurting so baf
STAYY STRONGGG! DON'T STOP PUSHINGGG Y'ALL!!
IM TRYING,ITS LIKE IM PUSHING A BADY
Live laugh love poop subliminals
What sorcery is this? I haven't pooped in about 4 days so I sat and put this on, it's not much but I'm relieved that I won't die from not pooping. 10/10
i have no shame that i need this
i havent pooped for 2 days and this was my last resort, after one listen, i needed to poop
this is the fastest subliminal that ever
worke for me.
thank u creator
Ywww
I haven't pooped for 2 weeks 🙂
@@pibawww updates
@@pibawwwGIRL WHAT ARE YOU OK??? DID YOU SHIT???
@@pibawww you're alive?
I can’t believe I’m listening to this in a fucking shopping centre public bathroom
felt the sharpest stomach pain ever after listening .Its ready to BLOW .ur subs are blessed
LMAOOO
@@Pretty.Things160I JUST DIED READING THAT LMFAOOOO
Anyone else just fucking hate shitting? Like everything about it😭
me
Me but the same time I like it
ive had a slow metabolism for a LONG time, so i was always constipated and due to laxative abuse I assume I wont poop at all... using this w other subs, it works SO well 😭 ive went to the rr twice a day! this is amazing, ty!!!
Yw🥰
fr omg i have SUCH a slow metabolism🥲
ive been using poop subliminals for a while but this one works instantly
edit: everytime ive even felt a little poop cramps i go to this and it works so well. like i 100000% recommend this sub
update: guys pls it always works almost instantly. i say almost bc it depends. usually instantly but if im trying to iwthout needimg too it takes like a minute
I know right!!! I almost get diarrhea each time
Bro im literally always constipated😭like every other day and right now im at the gym trying to take a dump😩😩
I'm going to cry, I haven't been able to do it for a few days
Use yk that one laxative
Eat more fiber
@@Emelylily Im finee now
This is literally the best one I’ve ever found
OH MY GOD ITS OUT. ITS FINALLY OUT IM JUMPING WITH JOY RN
LMAO YAY
Im sitting down in that squat position, smoking and drinkin warm lemon water god help me
wtf are you me
Bro this actually worked💀
listening to this bcz i ate too much rice biscuits ong help and i'm at school
School is crazy ngl
@@Mon4itka fr bro, i literally p00ped in the school bathroom shamelessly💪🏻😔
Constipated 😔💔⛓️🐺🖤
the emojis😭😭😭
ive been messed up eating this whole week and my stomach is REALLY upset about it. Im really bloated rn, i look 5 months pregnant but can’t shit😭
omg this helped me and i pooped! my stomach is still upset but its due to my chemotherapy, this made me less bloated both yesterday and today. I ate a lot today, hopefully i will take another dump
I feel u
oh how i love poop sublimals they literally saved my life countless times🤞
this is my version of laxatives
yall stop im crying why arr my shits spaced out by 5 days EVERY SINGLE TIME
ive been abusing my nutmeg privileges so i rly needed this
it always works for me the next day
listening before bed
so if not today then tomorrow my dear poop friends, we'll do it
whenever its just not coming out, this sub always does the job😭‼️
OH MY GOD, IT WORKED!! 😄
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I couldn't do it because it hurt, and when I was giving up, it worked without any pain!! 💪🏻
Glad it helped!
I SWEAR THIS WORKS INSTANTLY!! so i ate a lot and i have to poop immediately before having my 4 hours trip possibly without bathroom breaks. found this subliminal and after 1 listen i successfully pooped!! woww!!
the audacity my gut has to attempt to expunge these 6' fetuses from my body.
Reallll
Lmaoo tysm ive been bloated/constipated for a few days but after listening to this I immediately let it out 😭
I hope this helps anyone in need and This will make you healthier, my prayers
Trying to take a period shit right before I have to leave for work.
As I typed this I actually pooped 😂
funny but not so funny story. So i listened to this overnight the other day because i didn’t think it would really work overnight tbh… i went to school the next day and i am SO lucky that my grandma lives near my school because i almost died lol i needed a bathroom SO BAD my legs were trembling in the car
I’m having periods and I have a period poop problem
anyone else struggle w gas and flatulence to the point cant sleep at night?? this paired w constipation is one deadly combo also the stomachache 😭😭😭😭 help me🙏🏼🙏🏼
i’m hoping for the best, i ate more than usual after a surgery and i amSTRUGLGING
Yes, another one to add to my constipation playlist! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I’ve been using Constipation subs for years now. I used to have terrible constipation. One time I missed an hr and a half movie bc I was stuck on the 🚽 Ever since I started listening to these subs, those terrible days are past me! Thank the universe for these kinds of sounds and the people who put them together. I tell everyone about my poop subs bc they work so good 😊 and with No medication needed.
Happy 💩 y’all!
thanks for saving my a&& every morning before classes 🖖
I already drank water, took some probiotics...
Ok, I get it universe, I need to eat fibers and drink more water, ok, I gotcha
it's now the 12th of may. since april 20th, I've been suffering.
the 20th was an extremely stressful day for me. since then, my intestines have completely shut down. i stayed 2 weeks without pooping until i finally did on the 4th of may. i could only do so after taking laxatives. then, i stayed another week without being able to shit, and did so again yesterday with the help of laxatives.
my body has always been fucked up, but i know my fucked up body well enough to know this is not normal. I'm not even that stressed anymore. I'm so tired of this that I've resorted to subliminals, omfg.
also, i suffered from intense cramps from the 20th to the 27th, which have completely stopped now. this concerns me greatly.
Omg this works wonders, litterally instant!! very powerful😳😳(tysm i was in sm pain bc of the sweets i ate)
😊😊😊
I haven’t been able to shit properly for ages and I’ve tried everything, so far the cramps have stopped so I’m hoping that something happens soon
3hrs later and 2 laxatives in nothings working so now I’m listening to this on loop 😢😢
23 hrs later and 2 more laxatives in I’m praying for my life bc I have a 5hr exam tommorow
A day and a few hrs later I am finally shitting 😭
A few hours later I’m back bc I still can’t get everything out
Aww hope this works
@@Pretty.Things160I have high hopes 💔
I tried chia seeds! Once when I was constipated and it wouldn’t get out no matter what I scooped it out with my finger (should be last results and use gloves and proper clean material if you do)
@@chips7386 that sounds so scary 😭😭 I’m just gonna keep waiting
hi are u fine now? 😭😭
final push time .. i didnt update as much bc im rly focused 💔
No se ni un bistec de inglés pero todo sea para que el mojon salga , mi ane ya está cansado 💧👄💧
LMAOOO
I literally started listening to it and now I can shit
I love the person who made this audio
💗💗💗
I hate that i need this but i'm glad i found it lmao
Dude I owe you my life I swear
😆😆
I dont have to poop im just looking at the comments cause 😂😂
Yall my ass burns im not gonna make it😔
HELPME THIS ACTUALLY WORKS I LISTENED TO THIS LIKE LAST WEEK AND NOW IM VIOLENTLY SHITTING
this worked thank u❤️😭
I'm so glad!
okay, 4th time of me being here. I shat when I was last time here.. so about a week or less? I binge ate noodles like 5 hours ago and I am super bloated my organs want to explode this need to exit my body asap i have a date today/evening I want to look good cuz I am literally meeting this guy😭(not me meeting another guy😭) i ll update its currently 4:07am
edit: 2:24pm shittin finally but theres alot more that needs to come out😭😭😭
how did ur date go ?????? ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪
@@mitabardhan6615 BEAUTIFULLLLL THANK U FOR ASKINGGG❤️❤️❤️
@@makaveli1373 OMG YAYYY !! also np :)
GUYS I THOUGHT THIS DIDN'T WORK BUT I ALMOST POOPED MY PANTS IN AMTH CLASS BEACUSE THE TEACHER DIDN'T LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Oh!
@@Pretty.Things160 😅
man this is working so well i pooped properly after like a week
i keep having chips and wafers and come here to soothe my arshole
Omg I already took 3 laxative pills and I’m still fighting for my life in the rr😭😭😭 hope this will help(( IT WORKED THANK YOU SM💗💗😭
🙏🏼
wait i might have to start maining this one it works way better than the sub i usually use… THANK YOU 🎉
🙈🙈🙈🙈😼🙏🏼
I haven't pooped in 5 days and I'm getting worried
Gl😭
drink some water please dude
Same
same 😭😭 its getting late and i dont wanna extend my not pooping streak 😭😭😭💀💀💀
i looked this up in complete desperation, and i need to thank you from the bottom of my heart because holy shit what just happened to me was some kind of miracle. i owe you my life.
😘😘
STRAIGHT UP MAGGGGIIICCC I SAY 😩 definitely works in seconds
Thank u 4 this sub it worked and saved me from last time! Last time I traveled I was constipated for a week and my body resorted to throwing up 😭😭 it was awful. When I realized this can happen again I listened to this and it worked almost immediately. Idk if this is UG but if it is it’s why it worked,idk never had luck with surface subs. I used surface subs for this last time and they did NOT work lmao
Wonderful!
8/9/24 - Using this. It worked 4 times.
8/12/24 - Using again because I’m bloated and need to see my actual weight.
8/13/24 - Worked twice today.
8/17/24 - Using because I haven’t had a movement since the last update and it’s starting to hurt.
9/3/24 - Using this again because I just need the 1.5 lb. to go down.
THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
MY STOMACH IS SPEAKING RUSSIAN HELP ME
HELP BYEEE😭😭😭😭
i feel like I've contributed like 20k views to this
LMAOO
this worked really well!!!! thank u ㅠ ㅠ
I'm glad!
help my aeshole hurts and i havent pooped properly in a while 😭 listening to this ❤ update: omg yall i pooped with no pain like 5 minutes after this😮 i also drank a papaya smoothie so it helped😭😭 thank you 4 this
update 2: yall im constipated again LMAO trying this again😢 ok update again & im having healthier shats now ty❤
😍😍
Listening because I'm literally on the toilet rn and rhis constipation shit SUCKS
I wont judge anyone here cos we all prob searched this up for constipation but my reason is because I just had milk(didnt realize it was cow) and McDonald's and im lactose intolerant 😊
girl this really works omg it wasnt getting out now I've spurted out a whole ship thank heavens 😭🙏🏼
This actually worked instantly after only putting it on for ONLY 10 SECONDS put felt it's short it won't work so got out but then AFTER KINDA 5 FUCKING MINUTES I NEEDED THE BATH IMMEDIATELY 😭
THANK YOU was a beautiful mistake but gonna come every time I need it thank you again 😭😭😭
❤️
LMAOO MEEE it's happening to me right now
Okay I don't mean for this comment to be tmi so all I'm gonna say is it worked...
Slay🤞🏼🤞🏼
works like wonder!
or was it work like a dream-
also works like a charm
🤭
HELP ME, MY MOM WANTS TO GO OUT IN LIKE AN HOUR OR SOME SHIT, I CANT SHIT AND IM GETTING CRAMPS
IT CAME OUT, THANK FUCK
No but like- this made me wake up 5 times just to go to the toilet...
Haven’t taken a shit in 3 days and I’m kinda scared now 💀💀👍
Update: had to squeeze for a century but this works miracles
GUYS TRUST ME this works so freaking fast
Since I’m doing Ramadan my pooping became irregular don’t ask me why😭 ate Chinese food for dinner with a really hot sauce and an ice cream afterwards and I need to get it out. I’m in pain guys I don’t know if I should laugh or cry 😂
HELP CUZ WHY OTHERS DOESNT WORK AND THIS ONE WORKS INSTANTLY OMG THANK YOU
YASSS