You mean my system? EDC folders in each front pocket, a compact fixed blade belt knife in right hand cross draw. Small neck knife. Concealed boot dagger. BOOM.
I got all of y’all beat. SAK hiker and cold steel super edge on main set of keys. SAK camper on spare key. Cold steel Recon 1, cold steel ultimate hunter, cold steel Finn wolf, cold steel SR1. Two front and two back pockets. Mora elderss Neckknife. SAK lite card and SAK money clip in the wallet. Leatherman wave in the smoke pouch. Then one of a dozen different 3 1/2 to 8 inch belt knives!
I love the "My favorite hard use knife" reviews. You know, the one some guy is reviewing while it's still in the bubble packaging? (But he's used it for years)
Came here long ago looking for a Ganzo review, now my wife is worried about my mental health every time a long box shows up from amazon and I have to explain why this long sharp thing is different from the last..
@@justpettet3506 I feel ya. I actually bought a Condor Golok because of this review. Its a thing of beauty. Now I just need to find a nearby convenient jungle to move to ...
Wow, your patented EDC system is 5 blades? Mine is 7 plus a cutlass. A cutlass because HEMA is the new Kendo. Hope your new place has lots of bamboo to battan. ✌️
A̶s̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶'̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶U̶l̶t̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶A̶d̶v̶a̶n̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶W̶h̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶O̶f̶f̶ That sounded too lewd. As much as we'd like to see more choppers, I understand. We wouldn't want you getting a visit from the homeowners association Stasi, nor would we want you to get kicked out of Redwoods National Park for attempting the most extreme baton-a-thon the world has ever seen.
My 3rd Heineken comment and BA opinion . I've had this same blade for 2 years and love it . The sheath is Excellent and edge retention on the steel is also Excellent . Some people have no concept of gripping the top 4 inches and using a blade like this for cleaning fish , butchering and skinning game or trimming their nails . Great video and time for another .... maybe a Corona and a slice of lime . ATB
If you are opening a path in the jungle then golok or parang (machetes in Indonesia and Philipina) is more suitable than kukri or even axe. Its also a perfect tools to open hard fruit like coconut or durian. Axe is more suitable in chopping a tree though.
In My Vain Opinion, the balding patch of large bamboo is just as vital to your channel as The Stump®️ [FYI every time i wear my AKB *purple* (b/c of course) tshirt i’m asked “www...what IS that??” (its a stump-headed youtube man-ish, stupid!)] AND that bed bath & beyond crematorium shaped lawn decoration. replacing the bamboo and crematorium with a new, secondary, generic stump (sans drilled-in marketing cap lifter) is just plain laz-oh wait, i’m comment-plaining on THIS channel.
100% agree with you on finger grooves! I always wanted a Golok. I also agree with shorter blades for chopping. But yeah the Golok seemed pretty effective for harder wood chopping! Too bad yours is now worth about $2 because you used it! Had you only put in the safe It might have kept up with Condor's spiraling retail value!
Love the Condor Golok, I have this one, and an older model with thinner stock, and the tang ends before the ball. Solid performance for years, and the steel is great, it’s tough and sharpens up real nice. I carry on weak hand side for ease of draw.
looking at this on amazon today it is 97.22 usd. wish i had got this years ago when i first saw it. happy to have found your video. thank you for sharing.
Damn that thing needs a regrind. Some of those bits should have easily sliced through in one or two kind of like the Village Parang in that it looks like one but doesn't act like it.
I watched this video. I went away. I bought this thing. I came back. Now I own one of them. It’s heavy and got blunt very quickly. This is a comment on a RUclips video. It’s still cool looking: like a pirate sword. Pretty useless though. The belt loop is very questionable. If you have other sharp stuff to cut things with then use that. Be well. End of RUclips comment.
Your videos are always guaranteed a belly full of laughs, thanks for another round of fun. With rock solid info throughout for those who know how to listen for it.
Hey man! Awesome review! I like the color of the blade and handle! It looks beautiful. Personally I would never use it due to my area I found it hilarious when the car drove by as you are chopping of a branch with the Machete 😂 Thanks for the shoutout! Greatly appreciated and a big help! Have a great week/weekend and be safe!
I found myself sitting here entertained by your wit Sir, wondering....10 years of knife content and...Why has the algorithm only just now found You!? Damn it! I am enjoying your back catalogue and wondering if you have done a blade purchase and complimentary beer selection vid? I enjoy a good heavy strength IPA with my everyday shopping but tbh I have made my more fun buys after switching to a nice local gin. I would like to see you live shopping and perhaps having a drink every time a cold steel bootleg bounces into your feed please🍻 Just a thought. Thanks for your work.
Hanlen, serious talk: I NEED you to have a TOPS El Chete. Not want, NEED. That's been my obsession for at least the last 37 seconds since I thought of it.
The bamboo hittin' me right in the feels. If you ever have the opportunity, check out the Condor Mini Duku Parang sometime. Its my long time fave and I should be totally trusted. Also could make some sweet low-key Count Dooku puns.
I’m eagerly awaiting the 5 blade edc vid, although if instagram is anything to go by there are already loads of people doing it lol. Great vid as always👍🏻
Bro, you have what may be the worst case of Trejoitis ever seen in the northern hemisphere. Only commies, insurance salesmen and Belgians will not get the reference. This thing can lead to hanging out with the sketchy likes of Bob Deniro and Don Johnson and we know what comes after that. Seek help Bro. Come back to the Light!!
Ruining resale value is doing it right, no further discussion necessary. 😊😊😊 but apparently emojis are. Oh, and I am so telling my wife that a Bro on the internet told me to buy this - that's my excuse and I credit you for that and the ensuing divorce.
I have seen this handle break. It is funny the traditional way to make them with stick tang stuck in wood or horn actually is more durable for shock absorption I think
How does it feather stick? I need to know if it is EDCable cause you never know when shit could hit the fan in an urban environment and I need to make a fire to survive.
Uncle Randy would be displeased. You didn't get into the tradition and culture at all. Just kept going on about pointless things like handle comfort and chopping performance.
Wrong tool for the job huh? Instead of bandages, we should start using double sided tape. Gives you better grip when chopping down trees with machetes.
Reselling knives is like reselling shoes. You can keep them forever collecting dust or move them along to the next guy but anything I really like I just use until I can’t no more then buy another.
I really think you'd like the makara machete by condor. Ive got TWO. (bought one used for 80 bucks). Its 18 inches but has a much longer handle for better reach while still having decent one handed control due to the balance point.(because of the longer handle) Has more of a traditional machete thickness which is a plus in my opinion Its basically a budget SuperAssassin (you know, the thing Dan Keffler one hit TKO's trees with.)
The Makara looks awesome. I’ve thought several times about buying one... sometimes the amount of clicks I think I’ll get informs which one I’ll buy. That yoshimi one never did well... but this one looks like it could be a favorite. It’s definitely on my wish list.
My design and creation. I call it a Borneo Parang. 19" overall length with a 13" blade from 6150 steel, convex grind, and a burl wood handle. Weight is 1.5lbs. Hardness is 58-60. I used to make and them and others but at $90 no one wanted to pay the price so I stopped. - @t
Anxiously awaiting the "Five Blade Every Day Carry System" video.
Us virgins, I mean everyday multi-tool carriers, have five blades all the time bro.
Still waiting for it.....
You mean my system? EDC folders in each front pocket, a compact fixed blade belt knife in right hand cross draw. Small neck knife. Concealed boot dagger. BOOM.
I got all of y’all beat. SAK hiker and cold steel super edge on main set of keys. SAK camper on spare key. Cold steel Recon 1, cold steel ultimate hunter, cold steel Finn wolf, cold steel SR1. Two front and two back pockets. Mora elderss Neckknife. SAK lite card and SAK money clip in the wallet. Leatherman wave in the smoke pouch. Then one of a dozen different 3 1/2 to 8 inch belt knives!
I love the "My favorite hard use knife" reviews. You know, the one some guy is reviewing while it's still in the bubble packaging? (But he's used it for years)
I always pick the wrong tool for the job and bring lots of bandages.
Came here long ago looking for a Ganzo review, now my wife is worried about my mental health every time a long box shows up from amazon and I have to explain why this long sharp thing is different from the last..
hahaahahhah I have gotten a few machetes since finding this channel too
What's a "wife"?
I have the same problem explaining why this new pew pew was desperately needed.
@@justpettet3506 I feel ya. I actually bought a Condor Golok because of this review. Its a thing of beauty. Now I just need to find a nearby convenient jungle to move to ...
@@TheWtfnonamez or find some good ole boys doing maintenance at a local park and talk them into it
The “erect” comment made me want to unsubscribe just so I could re-subscribe solely because of that comment
You got my thumbs-up simply because you don't seem to give a shit, either about how your viewers react, or about your own body.
So, yeah... carry on!
Wow, your patented EDC system is 5 blades? Mine is 7 plus a cutlass. A cutlass because HEMA is the new Kendo. Hope your new place has lots of bamboo to battan. ✌️
I just bought one. It’s the perfect tool to keep my neighbors from asking stupid questions.
Same.. i think its perfect for self defence..
A̶s̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶'̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶U̶l̶t̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶A̶d̶v̶a̶n̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶W̶h̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶O̶f̶f̶ That sounded too lewd. As much as we'd like to see more choppers, I understand. We wouldn't want you getting a visit from the homeowners association Stasi, nor would we want you to get kicked out of Redwoods National Park for attempting the most extreme baton-a-thon the world has ever seen.
My 3rd Heineken comment and BA opinion . I've had this same blade for 2 years and love it . The sheath is Excellent and edge retention on the steel is also Excellent . Some people have no concept of gripping the top 4 inches and using a blade like this for cleaning fish , butchering and skinning game or trimming their nails . Great video and time for another .... maybe a Corona and a slice of lime . ATB
I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Your intro is why I’m subscribing right now. Wtf too relatable hilarious
Came for info...stayed for the laughs
If you are opening a path in the jungle then golok or parang (machetes in Indonesia and Philipina) is more suitable than kukri or even axe. Its also a perfect tools to open hard fruit like coconut or durian. Axe is more suitable in chopping a tree though.
In My Vain Opinion, the balding patch of large bamboo is just as vital to your channel as The Stump®️ [FYI every time i wear my AKB *purple* (b/c of course) tshirt i’m asked “www...what IS that??” (its a stump-headed youtube man-ish, stupid!)] AND that bed bath & beyond crematorium shaped lawn decoration. replacing the bamboo and crematorium with a new, secondary, generic stump (sans drilled-in marketing cap lifter) is just plain laz-oh wait, i’m comment-plaining on THIS channel.
Very instructive, very precise, but with an underlied irony and constant sense of humor. I just loved this review!!!
100% agree with you on finger grooves! I always wanted a Golok. I also agree with shorter blades for chopping. But yeah the Golok seemed pretty effective for harder wood chopping! Too bad yours is now worth about $2 because you used it! Had you only put in the safe It might have kept up with Condor's spiraling retail value!
Love the Condor Golok, I have this one, and an older model with thinner stock, and the tang ends before the ball. Solid performance for years, and the steel is great, it’s tough and sharpens up real nice. I carry on weak hand side for ease of draw.
I like you. You remind me of me fucking around with big knives, watch the face though , mate.
looking at this on amazon today it is 97.22 usd. wish i had got this years ago when i first saw it.
happy to have found your video. thank you for sharing.
Damn that thing needs a regrind. Some of those bits should have easily sliced through in one or two kind of like the Village Parang in that it looks like one but doesn't act like it.
Who doesn’t cook noodles with a machete???🙄🙄
Glock Gaston its the only way, really
I just found your channel. You're like the Gerandthumb of knifes. I love it.
Handle looks like that of a flint-lock pistol. Can't wait for the patented 5-blade EDC system video.
The gently contoured smooth handle makes it jail/prison back center pocket friendly.
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Did you go to town on that bamboo before moving out west? One final hur-rah to give the neighbors something to talk about.
Yep... that 3 machete review was my last big hurrah
If you can even find a shrubbery then that was so good I almost missed it!
I watched this video. I went away. I bought this thing. I came back. Now I own one of them. It’s heavy and got blunt very quickly. This is a comment on a RUclips video. It’s still cool looking: like a pirate sword. Pretty useless though. The belt loop is very questionable. If you have other sharp stuff to cut things with then use that. Be well. End of RUclips comment.
Your videos are always guaranteed a belly full of laughs, thanks for another round of fun. With rock solid info throughout for those who know how to listen for it.
Canadian Cutting Edge that's the pure beauty of his channel, good info and a sore core at the end.
comedy gold mate, thanks for the laugh 👍
I can not help but thumbing up this. well done kind sir, well done.
Would this be a good choice for a zombie apocalypse situation?🤔
Yes. Also look into Zombie Tools- it’s literally in their name.
I have 3 18 inches tramontina this is awesome
Nice to have you review things I own. Saves me the trouble. I'm out. To the choppah!!!
You want some fries with that hip shake?
So with this revelation about blade stock, it suddenly occurs to me that I should be adding hot water to my gold bouillon.
I love this channel... truly the "regular car reviews" of the blade world
There's the choppin' we all know and love!!! Superb vid man. 🤙🍻
Sometimes you hit a little too close to home. "late night, looking for someone to take home." HA
Sweet and first
Certified first!
Hey man! Awesome review! I like the color of the blade and handle! It looks beautiful. Personally I would never use it due to my area I found it hilarious when the car drove by as you are chopping of a branch with the Machete 😂 Thanks for the shoutout! Greatly appreciated and a big help! Have a great week/weekend and be safe!
Brilliant. had me rolling.
Your reviews are even betterer with head phones on. Whack, whack, chop, chop and snide remarks from the peanut gallery, sweet audio excellence🏆
How the hell did YT put this on my timeline, a MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to YT for doing it, brilliant, honest no BS review.
The video was a little "choppy," but I will give it a thumbs up anyway:-)
Yep their over $100 now lol
Wholesome Sunday morning entertainment AKB, very well done! Also, I support that 5 blade edc system. Knife on!!
My only ragret is that I have but one like for your effort on saying parangatang.
I found myself sitting here entertained by your wit Sir, wondering....10 years of knife content and...Why has the algorithm only just now found You!? Damn it! I am enjoying your back catalogue and wondering if you have done a blade purchase and complimentary beer selection vid? I enjoy a good heavy strength IPA with my everyday shopping but tbh I have made my more fun buys after switching to a nice local gin. I would like to see you live shopping and perhaps having a drink every time a cold steel bootleg bounces into your feed please🍻 Just a thought. Thanks for your work.
Ya know what….i like your style.
Thanks for the HONEST review my guy! Keep chopping, but maybe some gloves and eye protection?
Subscribed
I love my Condor Lochnessmuk for splitting kindling.
Hanlen, serious talk: I NEED you to have a TOPS El Chete. Not want, NEED. That's been my obsession for at least the last 37 seconds since I thought of it.
Marshall time for a go fund me?!
I like this obsession!
In indonesia,i buy golok from blacksmiths arround $12.
making from truck suspension,forging,and hardening. Very long lasting sharpness.
Mmmm... chete soup.
anyone looking at bolos the tramontina is totally customizable with a good handle and weight
Condor is a real puzzle box for me. I love a lot of their designs, hate their QC, and struggle with their ever-increasing prices.
The bamboo hittin' me right in the feels. If you ever have the opportunity, check out the Condor Mini Duku Parang sometime. Its my long time fave and I should be totally trusted. Also could make some sweet low-key Count Dooku puns.
Hell yeah anAKB video!! Well bc of you I’m ordering bamboo in fucking Cleveland..
Just stumbled onto this video and loved it. Great information and humor. I agree with the 5 blade EDC system, too. lmao.
"Not a dude who lives in an area that uses a standard machete a lot either". Boy that has changed now that you're in LA white boi!
O shit back at the bamboo forest, good stashed vids
I'm really going to miss the bamboo. I'll just have to pull-up some of these videos, later, and reminisce . . .
I’m eagerly awaiting the 5 blade edc vid, although if instagram is anything to go by there are already loads of people doing it lol. Great vid as always👍🏻
Instagram Knife Bro - 5 blades, and not a scratch on any of them.
Bro, you have what may be the worst case of Trejoitis ever seen in the northern hemisphere. Only commies, insurance salesmen and Belgians will not get the reference. This thing can lead to hanging out with the sketchy likes of Bob Deniro and Don Johnson and we know what comes after that. Seek help Bro. Come back to the Light!!
Ruining resale value is doing it right, no further discussion necessary. 😊😊😊 but apparently emojis are. Oh, and I am so telling my wife that a Bro on the internet told me to buy this - that's my excuse and I credit you for that and the ensuing divorce.
What are you gonna chop at your new digs, Mr. AdvancedKnifebro? Palm trees?
I like the way you say "sheath".
I have seen this handle break. It is funny the traditional way to make them with stick tang stuck in wood or horn actually is more durable for shock absorption I think
My panga golok came without sheath and Condor doesn't sell them, too bad, I found the paint ugly so I removed with a paint remover, looks better
Get to the chopper!!
When AKB cut off his finger he said "I ain't got time to bleed' and grew it right back.
Stark Parker lol
How does it feather stick? I need to know if it is EDCable cause you never know when shit could hit the fan in an urban environment and I need to make a fire to survive.
You should change your name to Cutlery Shrubber.
Thankfully that finger grew back! That was pretty lucky.
Uncle Randy would be displeased. You didn't get into the tradition and culture at all. Just kept going on about pointless things like handle comfort and chopping performance.
It is time for you to try Martindale's golok #2. Great video 👍
5 blade EDC? Love it. HECK YEAH BRO.
Wrong tool for the job huh? Instead of bandages, we should start using double sided tape. Gives you better grip when chopping down trees with machetes.
Reselling knives is like reselling shoes. You can keep them forever collecting dust or move them along to the next guy but anything I really like I just use until I can’t no more then buy another.
Not sure if you were maybe not feeling good...but need more choppin.............
strange, what happened to Tucker S channel? i was already subbed but did he erase all his content?
Best knife review ever
I like the handle! I was thinking of picking up the Kabar combat Kukri or the Condor Dundee Bowie.
i share you're sickness for buying sharp metal objects
Keep it up, and U'z gonna run out of BAMBOOOOO!...
Looks like you are ready for “ Knife Fight “
That's it, I'm convinced I need a 5 blade everyday carry system.
When i destroy my resale value I do it with an I dont give a shit about future buyers preference attitude.
i have the condor matagi and crocodilian, fuck'n love those two!
You crack me up big man , love the commentary , keep em' coming !
Looks like a good machete but the guy in doesn't know how to use a machete/cutlass,and the blade is dull
you are so funny and realistic ... video is cool and educational
Wtf is that weird handle
5 blade everyday carry system?! Who do you think you are Lynn Thompson? LOL
Recently picked up my first Condor and really like it! Great review Bro!
I really think you'd like the makara machete by condor. Ive got TWO. (bought one used for 80 bucks).
Its 18 inches but has a much longer handle for better reach while still having decent one handed control due to the balance point.(because of the longer handle)
Has more of a traditional machete thickness which is a plus in my opinion
Its basically a budget SuperAssassin (you know, the thing Dan Keffler one hit TKO's trees with.)
The Makara looks awesome. I’ve thought several times about buying one... sometimes the amount of clicks I think I’ll get informs which one I’ll buy. That yoshimi one never did well... but this one looks like it could be a favorite. It’s definitely on my wish list.
My design and creation. I call it a Borneo Parang. 19" overall length with a 13" blade from 6150 steel, convex grind, and a burl wood handle. Weight is 1.5lbs. Hardness is 58-60. I used to make and them and others but at $90 no one wanted to pay the price so I stopped. - @t
advanced golok bro.
FYI I've liked this video about 5 or 6 times but my like keeps disappearing. I've noticed this lately with RUclips so I've been paying attention.
I don’t know what’s up. RUclips sucks is the easy answer though.
Im sure it’ll be 100 next year. For the same shit lmfao
Check out Bark River's Golok.
If you don't like this then you need to get the Condor pack golok