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r/Entitledparents "I'll Pay You $180,000,000 to Sleep with My Daughter!"

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июн 2019

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  • @caramellocatzz8667
    @caramellocatzz8667 5 лет назад +3296

    "I'll pay you to sleep with my daughter"
    Ok
    *Falls asleep next to your daughter*

    • @addictofanimation2923
      @addictofanimation2923 5 лет назад +47

      YES.

    • @40mvin
      @40mvin 5 лет назад +27

      bready 2 die _the total comment what i was searching at👌🏻

    • @nappabond3238
      @nappabond3238 5 лет назад +84

      You forgot to grab PJs and sleeping bag 😑 people don't know proper sleepover etiquette anymore

    • @braydenshanga2654
      @braydenshanga2654 5 лет назад +5

      Wow

    • @horrormaster0015
      @horrormaster0015 5 лет назад +35

      If i got 180,000,000 for sleeping next to a girl i would be like "Hell Yeah"

  • @benzo1337
    @benzo1337 5 лет назад +2369

    *bank calls*
    Yes, sir. We see you have got a $180,000,000 transaction coming up. The reason is : "Slept with my daughter". Is that correct?

    • @justinlittle4534
      @justinlittle4534 5 лет назад +42

      Lol, thank you for existing.

    • @Drackormort
      @Drackormort 5 лет назад +68

      @@justinlittle4534 Right after, IRS Calls for his taxes.

    • @bloop7100
      @bloop7100 5 лет назад +4

      I wish

    • @WellPreparedTreeFrog
      @WellPreparedTreeFrog 5 лет назад +31

      Tax cost: 160,000,00

    • @ultimatekamiguru7414
      @ultimatekamiguru7414 5 лет назад +8

      Raul Alfredo Noriega you don’t have to give them some of the money if it is a gift right? I seem to remember that if you are gifted money that it doesn’t have to go towards them, but I could be wrong.

  • @justnoob8141
    @justnoob8141 4 года назад +1162

    Rslash: “Sleep with my daughter to get 180,000,000$”
    Me: Ok?
    Rslash: She is lesbian
    Me: Nevermind then

    • @gloomycandy101
      @gloomycandy101 4 года назад +70

      Ayyy, this looks like a job for *me*
      but i guess being a woman means no money, huh?

    • @cr5951
      @cr5951 4 года назад +27

      i know plenty of gay men who would go halfsies with me. We'd run off into the sunset with our partners LOL

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily 4 года назад +5

      @@gloomycandy101 guys i have an idea

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily 4 года назад +25

      @@gloomycandy101 pretend she broke up with the other girl and got with you then give her half the cash and leave so that she can continue with her happy life and some cash she can use to buy a house and leave his entitled father out of her life forever

    • @waripolo1015
      @waripolo1015 4 года назад +3

      @@sharplily I think is useless, her father is multy millonaire, she has all the money she wants

  • @LazyMonkey24
    @LazyMonkey24 4 года назад +371

    One of my friends stole my brothers PSP when I wasn’t looking, his mother was not entitled, when she noticed him with a PSP she didn’t buy him she dragged him crying to our doorstep to apologize and return it. See, good mothers do exist.

    • @WirlWind494
      @WirlWind494 4 года назад +19

      I had something similar happen, but with a bad mother - traded a kid at school; my golden gameboy (was one of the first to shift away to black and white instead of that weird green screen the originals had) for his first gen gameboy colour (I added a few games he really wanted and he was the one who asked ME to trade in the first place, so it's not like I was taking advantage of him in any way.)
      Cue a week later, I'm called to the school office on suspicion of thievery. Turns out his mother found out and basically decided I had bullied her kid or something and stolen his new gameboy.
      Thankfully, I avoided the charges and we ended up resolving it all by just swapping back, but I was just pissed because he erased all my game data and I had to start again ;_;

    • @JjJustTrash
      @JjJustTrash 4 года назад +3

      Bro I loved the psp I played it as a kid but it was so good it's like the first switch at least the look of it

    • @gageivan544
      @gageivan544 3 года назад +2

      Damn my mom snapped my ds in half for putting my feet on the couch for shoes on one 2 many times

    • @sasuke6188
      @sasuke6188 2 года назад +2

      And that’s how you parent 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @sasuke6188
      @sasuke6188 2 года назад +1

      @@gageivan544 I bet you never put those shoes on the couch again lol

  • @gameswithsadness6979
    @gameswithsadness6979 5 лет назад +645

    EP: GIVE ME YOUR STUFF
    Me: No way.
    EP: now my child is crying. I hope you are happy with yourself
    Me: *A small price to pay for salvation*

    • @mirandanils5114
      @mirandanils5114 5 лет назад +2

      Hehe

    • @name2817
      @name2817 5 лет назад +9

      -Thanos 2018

    • @ykkynmrnki1424
      @ykkynmrnki1424 5 лет назад +10

      @@name2817 i dont even know you
      Thanos-2019

    • @blackhole5915
      @blackhole5915 5 лет назад +1

      I am still disgusted about your actions!

    • @HalfOnion
      @HalfOnion 5 лет назад +1

      EP: IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE I KNOW YOUR FATHER PERSONALLY.

  • @Maestoso28
    @Maestoso28 5 лет назад +726

    Ugh your entitled mom voice fills me with rage and anger and just makes me hateful.
    You really nailed it man! Keep it up!

    • @benthekingofking
      @benthekingofking 5 лет назад +7

      That's why I love rslash voices because they all represent exactly the peoples in the story from the dumb choosing beggars with the deep voice, to the bitchy entitled children and teenagers

    • @whenthemewhen2755
      @whenthemewhen2755 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah ikr
      It so triggering.
      And perfect for the role.

    • @Zinn490
      @Zinn490 5 лет назад +6

      That voice prevents you from feeling pity for entitled mom which is nice voice acting

    • @aidentemplet39
      @aidentemplet39 5 лет назад +1

      It is tho

    • @Subjekt011
      @Subjekt011 5 лет назад +1

      Lol same

  • @KamiRoxy
    @KamiRoxy 4 года назад +1092

    The story where the mother calls those Nintendo DS is PlayStation’s...
    That hurt me... So damn much...ughhhhhh

    • @vallaby2042
      @vallaby2042 4 года назад +38

      I know right? my mom keeps insisting to call my Nintendo Switch Wii and it's just getting ridiculous at this point!

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight 4 года назад +28

      As a Playstation fan it mentally hurt me hearing that EM calling the DS's Playstations ugh

    • @ant1641
      @ant1641 4 года назад +7

      Me to man, me to.

    • @MrJoshy
      @MrJoshy 4 года назад +20

      As a gamer of both Sony and Nintendo, that also hurts me too

    • @BastardSon1
      @BastardSon1 4 года назад +10

      Reminds me of my childhood, when everything was just called a "Nintendo."

  • @kaiahshae1815
    @kaiahshae1815 4 года назад +78

    OP: **mentions video/picture**
    Rslash: *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY*

  • @TheY2AProblem
    @TheY2AProblem 5 лет назад +2023

    What’s the catch?
    “She’s a lesbian.”
    There it is.

    • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
      @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 4 года назад +94

      Could literally tell her what he's offering, offer to split the money, and have a fake relationship where you both just see other people lmao.

    • @seanbailey8545
      @seanbailey8545 4 года назад +48

      @@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken Pretty sure he'd want grandkids and would probably spy on you both constantly,you know lots of money to keep tabs on you.

    • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
      @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 4 года назад +29

      @@seanbailey8545, easily negotiable with her. And any questions asked, you can state you have a polygamous marriage. He doesn't state You can't have relations with others lol.

    • @Vraetzught
      @Vraetzught 4 года назад +37

      @@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken just get married, cash in, split the money and divorce. After that GTFO and enjoy 90 mill

    • @susysoutherland98
      @susysoutherland98 4 года назад +16

      @@Vraetzught Probably wouldnt stop the dad from offer money to other men though when he realizes his daughter is still a lesbian

  • @TheShadowless
    @TheShadowless 5 лет назад +7998

    **Sees title**
    On tonight’s episode on how to become a millionaire...

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 5 лет назад +123

      I’ll be honest, there is LITERALLY nothing I wouldn’t do for 180million dollars. Sleeping with someone is definitely not the worst thing 😂
      Fuck I’ll sleep with another guy idgaf
      I’ll cut off a damn finger

    • @c001Ba30nDuD
      @c001Ba30nDuD 5 лет назад +14

      @@The_Metal_Hocker oh no

    • @The_Metal_Hocker
      @The_Metal_Hocker 5 лет назад +11

      @@c001Ba30nDuD nvm I saw the part fml

    • @winter4686
      @winter4686 5 лет назад +6

      Pretty much.

    • @shizukorosektk1107
      @shizukorosektk1107 5 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 года назад +244

    "I'd marry her, but I'm a wo-"
    "She's a lesbian"
    ";)"
    I'm also super masculine looking so I'll just tell him I'm a dude -v•

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 3 года назад +18

      Epic gamer move

    • @lesbarathirdir5178
      @lesbarathirdir5178 2 года назад

      I'm actually a guy and I'd marry her, then have "an unfortunate accident" and "die". Then we'd split the money and both go on our, separate, ways.

    • @rottenbrain2516
      @rottenbrain2516 3 месяца назад

      Nicee

  • @hunt7533
    @hunt7533 4 года назад +1196

    *Taking one for the team, I'll buy everyone a Switch*

  • @michaelgum97
    @michaelgum97 5 лет назад +208

    >Kid stole a DS.
    >Mom thinks it's a PS.
    WHAT??

    • @Diabhork
      @Diabhork 5 лет назад +3

      I mean... p is just an upside down d

    • @sovietunion126
      @sovietunion126 5 лет назад +1

      >Kid knows mom is a idiot

    • @Gold_Yoshi
      @Gold_Yoshi 5 лет назад

      @@nehneh7802 thats a load of bs4

    • @SgtPeppr
      @SgtPeppr 5 лет назад

      @@Diabhork I hate your profile pic, I didn't pay attention the first time but then the second time

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 лет назад

      My mother, who knows full well what my game systems are called, still calls my Nintendo, Playstation, and even my computer as my 'not an X-box.'
      She is 62 and plays games with me on streams. I have a cool mom.

  • @DementedFairytales
    @DementedFairytales 5 лет назад +677

    I am OWED some puppy bloopers. I feel so CHEATED by you Rslash!
    How DARE YOU DENY ME PUPPY BLOOPERS

    • @hh2951
      @hh2951 5 лет назад +8

      Yes!!! We need da Puppy bloopers

    • @mgo_luckyknightseth8343
      @mgo_luckyknightseth8343 5 лет назад +3

      You couldn’t have watched all 20 min vid in 16 min. Hu

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 5 лет назад +3

      @@mgo_luckyknightseth8343 you know you can scroll through the video to see the end right.

    • @DementedFairytales
      @DementedFairytales 5 лет назад +5

      SethSkyEye THIS IS AN ONGOING COMPLAINT AND DEMAND

    • @winter4686
      @winter4686 5 лет назад +5

      And he just today was talking about him too 😂😂

  • @AwesomeisHaleigh
    @AwesomeisHaleigh 4 года назад +301

    this seems like the perfect set up for a sitcom where a dirt poor gay man and the billionaire's lesbian daughter get married and take the money and buy a mansion where they live with their actual spouses. "sleeping together" is actually them falling asleep on the same couch during movie night. the big sitcom part is the formerly broke guy having to live with the rich girl and also them trying to hide all evidence of the actual spouses and acting like they are attracted to each other when the dad comes for a surprise visit

    • @andriannasparkywolf9302
      @andriannasparkywolf9302 4 года назад +16

      BRO... I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!

    • @nattybird1146
      @nattybird1146 4 года назад +17

      movie writer right here, you are

    • @WhimsicalNessa
      @WhimsicalNessa 4 года назад +7

      Please! That’s actually perfect.

    • @nattybird1146
      @nattybird1146 4 года назад +8

      @Curtis Riceman 1, your fucking stupid, 2 whats the problem with gay ppl

    • @eternallyexistential1103
      @eternallyexistential1103 4 года назад +20

      @Curtis Riceman because that's the fun part- neither of them are attracted to each other whatsoever, she being a lesbian and the guy being gay. if the man were to be bisexual or straight, it would open up the possibility that he'd fall in love with her for real, which is imo a terrible and boring trope to fall into. it's been done before.
      a lovely friendship between to lgbt leads trying to keep up pretenses is funny and has lots of potential

  • @TheCoal27
    @TheCoal27 4 года назад +612

    random person: there were recordings
    rSlash: GIMME GIMME GIMME I HAVE MONEY GIMME GIMME

    • @jaweiss34
      @jaweiss34 4 года назад +14

      Coal27 It frustrates me when he asks for that. In this case especially. Nobody is going to risk their job to give him the call recording lol

    • @demoniacfenrir6869
      @demoniacfenrir6869 4 года назад +10

      @@jaweiss34 Well, its not hard to edit out names or anything confidential so that those things don't happen.

    • @guywholikesgoodmusic
      @guywholikesgoodmusic 4 года назад +5

      @@demoniacfenrir6869 it's still almost certainly against policy, and it wouldn't be that hard to figure out who leaked the recordings if anyone at the company found out.

    • @erikchen534
      @erikchen534 4 года назад +1

      Lol this comments to this commet are weird and funny

    • @guywholikesgoodmusic
      @guywholikesgoodmusic 4 года назад +2

      @Michael Labbe He mentions it nearly every time there's some sort of recording or video of a story featured on his channel, so I'd say yeah, he would absolutely do it.

  • @ailiina3743
    @ailiina3743 5 лет назад +2126

    Rslash:"I'll pay you $180,000,000 to sle-"
    RUclips:AGE RESTRICTED

  • @WeaponizedStrumpet
    @WeaponizedStrumpet 5 лет назад +644

    EM "You will never work in customer service again!"
    Me "Please don't threaten me with a good time."

    • @devil_delinquent
      @devil_delinquent 5 лет назад +7

      Ahh the references

    • @ameliaweights
      @ameliaweights 4 года назад

      That's exactly what I thought 😂

    • @seantaylor5587
      @seantaylor5587 4 года назад +6

      Makes me glad I’ve only ever had to deal with customers in restaurants they’re a lot more relaxed with our “etiquette” if someone cursed at you no warning no informing them you’re hanging up the next thing they’ll hear is a fucking click. Not to mention you’re allowed to call people on their bullshit not in nicer restaurants but at least minimum wage type shit if you’re an asshole to me I’m gonna be a bigger asshole back so good luck

    • @rebelndirt8830
      @rebelndirt8830 4 года назад +2

      I actually used a similar line before on an irate customer. He claimed he would have me fired (my boss is standing right next to me) and blacklist me from working in auto parts or customer service. I said to him, oh please do, I really need to get out of here. I didn’t know people could turn that shade of red.

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 4 года назад +2

      Am I the only one thinking of Mini Ladd? Some said panic at the disco and I got confused

  • @tannerhancock5841
    @tannerhancock5841 Год назад +19

    For the girls bounty, you could make a proposal. Find the girl and tell her you'll give her at least 50% of the money if she is willing to stick with a plan, and you can pretend to be married and all while she is on the side until you've got your money

  • @nicos.trassh
    @nicos.trassh 4 года назад +226

    Rslash: "Imagine every time you show your face in public, there are dozens of people of the gender you're not attracted to- "
    Me, a pansexual (meaning I like all genders) : Nani??

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 5 лет назад +351

    *snaps DS*
    Dad: "am i a joke to you?"
    EM: "..."

  • @nikoeklund1726
    @nikoeklund1726 5 лет назад +314

    Op: *doesn't send voice recordings of Em and Ed on the phone*
    RSlash: "that wasnt very cash money of you"

    • @xanderwusky3001
      @xanderwusky3001 5 лет назад +1

      @@khaspus420 expected that, this stuff is not allowed to just publish outsider of companies.

    • @Suichimo
      @Suichimo 5 лет назад

      I'm in customer service as well, I work for a home warranty, though I don't actually speak with the customers anymore, I get to speak with the plumbers/electricians/handymen/etc that we send out(they're much nicer, mostly). We definitely record every call, and yeah, someone would definitely be getting fired if someone somehow got their hands on a specific recording and leaked it somewhere.

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 4 года назад +165

    I feel bad for Gigi, something tells me she's had to file multiple restraining orders on men trying obsessively to get with her.

    • @bethlehemcrane
      @bethlehemcrane 4 года назад +14

      ClimateCTRL I agree... and seeing all the disgusting comments I’m just SO glad my parents were accepting. My worst nightmare is to have a bunch of men stalking me and thinking they can “turn me straight”. I’ve thought about it, and I actually, truly think I’d rather end my life than live in fear of getting raped 24/7

    • @epic-sheldon9447
      @epic-sheldon9447 4 года назад

      Wait
      *i think this is a JOJO reference*

    • @manlyman793
      @manlyman793 3 года назад

      JOSEPH JOESTAR

  • @royalraptorgaming8501
    @royalraptorgaming8501 4 года назад +288

    My son can't have the games that are rightfully his? ... THEN NO ONE CAN HAVE THEM *grabs games with destructive intent

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 4 года назад +11

      *"Rip and Tear" plays*

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 4 года назад +2

      *comes out of nowhere with a lot of death in eyes*

    • @chanelleblouet7609
      @chanelleblouet7609 4 года назад +6

      Calling the cops would've been so easy. You have the receipt, they don't. You have the charging cables and such, they don't. Like what the heck are people thinking. If you want to steal be smart enough to do it the right way...

    • @nobodyimportant9603
      @nobodyimportant9603 4 года назад +1

      Chanelle Blouet I don’t think they’d have kept the receipt

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 4 года назад

      @@nobodyimportant9603 I keep receipts for consoles and games just in case.

  • @piffba
    @piffba 5 лет назад +136

    “I was ASSAULTED over the PHONE. HE- *WHY DID THEY DISCONNECT* “

  • @SupaDanteX
    @SupaDanteX 5 лет назад +101

    "I'm going to call the founder, Right, Now!"
    "You have a phone that can call dead people? Sell it, you'll be richer than our company by nightfall!"

  • @TheSinfulKnight
    @TheSinfulKnight 4 года назад +16

    That Nintendo story hurt me, but man was that a cool dad.

  • @thedemon0843
    @thedemon0843 4 года назад +195

    Billionaire: 180 million dollars transaction
    *THE IRS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @Jazzy_Monae
      @Jazzy_Monae 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @waengwang5313
      @waengwang5313 4 года назад +1

      @001 002 no china is owned by billionaires, soooo

    • @randomnuke4005
      @randomnuke4005 4 года назад

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @MrBushMan
      @MrBushMan 4 года назад

      I lost all that money in a boating accident

  • @loyalravenclaw7191
    @loyalravenclaw7191 5 лет назад +726

    Your entitled person voice is so screechy and annoying
    I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!🤗😜

    • @Kazavop
      @Kazavop 5 лет назад +3

      @@SpaceShark-ck2tg yeah

    • @ethand4784
      @ethand4784 5 лет назад +3

      It makes me wanna pull my balls off its perfect

    • @notsoanonymous6820
      @notsoanonymous6820 5 лет назад +2

      It makes me want to crush my testicles, and that's not my kink

    • @wolfie7441
      @wolfie7441 5 лет назад +2

      It makes me want to punch someone

    • @JonxNgo
      @JonxNgo 5 лет назад +2

      @@wolfie7441 lol exactly

  • @Pocketnemo
    @Pocketnemo 5 лет назад +351

    Technically, they'd demand to rent.
    Since you're a RUclips celebrity, you could charge them 10,000 dollars a month.

    • @sakazu2576
      @sakazu2576 5 лет назад +5

      true. I would say "ok then get me 10 Mil a month and it's a deal"

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 5 лет назад +8

      We demand compensation because we read that comment so now you owe us.

  • @KumiChan2004
    @KumiChan2004 4 года назад +14

    I cried a little hearing the treatment of those games and systems. I collect games and that is the WORST thing someone can do to them, carving their names or initials into the games.
    Then the dad did worst. But I wasn't upset by this. They were already ruined.

  • @charliedovie2586
    @charliedovie2586 4 года назад +38

    Me: No, I don’t care about the PlayStations, I just want the Nintendo Ds’.
    EM: Wro-
    Me: Actually, since you asked, I will take both.

  • @doodlefan3256
    @doodlefan3256 5 лет назад +295

    Entitled parent logic:
    "Dump your gf/bf for ek!"
    I don't have one.
    "Dump your life savings and give them to ek!"
    I don't have life savings.
    "WeLl wHaT dO YoU hAvE!?!"
    A bucket of sand.

  • @matejan2003
    @matejan2003 5 лет назад +334

    EP: DO WHAT I SAY!
    Me: uhhhh no
    EP: *Reality is often disappointing*

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 5 лет назад +8

      Plot twist: _Thanos is actually an EP_

    • @islaydragons1563
      @islaydragons1563 5 лет назад +8

      Mateja ツ
      EP: *Reality can be whatever I want*

    • @georgedog326
      @georgedog326 5 лет назад +2

      @@nettart4924 ET = Entitled Thanos

    • @jfjvmdvbdcndkj
      @jfjvmdvbdcndkj 5 лет назад +2

      @@nettart4924 he killed his daughter because he wanted a magic rock, he is in an EP

    • @sakazu2576
      @sakazu2576 5 лет назад +2

      @@jfjvmdvbdcndkj meh he's more of an r/raisedbynarcissists but that's just me. Also RIP you legend we love you 3000

  • @Nakamichi_Jun
    @Nakamichi_Jun 4 года назад +43

    I'm going to add "grunt" as a substitute to my vocabulary, thank you rSlash. And Merry Xmas!

  • @bubbly366
    @bubbly366 4 года назад +215

    if i was that girl i’d marry a gay man and then take the money, split it between me and him and then divorce

    • @watchingthebees
      @watchingthebees 4 года назад +3

      Kiarra H genius plan hahah

    • @onemanarmy5792
      @onemanarmy5792 4 года назад +5

      You’re an idiot

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 года назад +5

      Nice. Embezzlement for the win!

    • @miuletzmitzu6641
      @miuletzmitzu6641 4 года назад +3

      @Curtis Riceman Nah. Play it cool, stay married even if you dont even live together, then after some years you divorce and act as if it was the relationship and stuff even if this was the plan from the start

    • @lordexplosionmurder8204
      @lordexplosionmurder8204 4 года назад +1

      Facts

  • @PiperRocksNowSubscribeNOW
    @PiperRocksNowSubscribeNOW 5 лет назад +139

    *em’s kids write their names on ds’s that aren’t theirs* EM:It has their name on it so it’s theirs
    *Dad pulls out sharpie and writes his name on em’s house* Dad:Get our of my house

    • @dyri160
      @dyri160 5 лет назад +1

      Hah fool you fell viticm to one of the classical blunders!

    • @monkeman2954
      @monkeman2954 5 лет назад +3

      Dad: pulls out sharpie writes name on her car

    • @TheHaloVoyager
      @TheHaloVoyager 5 лет назад +3

      Dad: *pulls out spray paint, spray paints name on house, gets a sharpie, writes name on EM's car* Get off my property

    • @G0RR.
      @G0RR. 5 лет назад +1

      Plot twist, dad goes on rampage righting his name on a girls house

    • @diejaeger6743
      @diejaeger6743 5 лет назад +2

      He should written his name on her kids so then they are his kids, therefore he can then charge the EM with illegal child stuff

  • @invision00
    @invision00 5 лет назад +314

    Hippity Hoppity, Get Off My Property.
    Ho Ho Ho, Your Time On Living Is Running Low

    • @zyco9188
      @zyco9188 5 лет назад

      Very goooooood.

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you Soviet Kermit, very cool

    • @ghostgirl3630
      @ghostgirl3630 5 лет назад

      SAVAGE

    • @LukesMama3
      @LukesMama3 5 лет назад +5

      My version:
      Em: Your too old for toys/video games
      Me: Your too old to be alive.

    • @aceofspades3579
      @aceofspades3579 5 лет назад +5

      Wippity whine that money is mine

  • @godmagnus
    @godmagnus 4 года назад +46

    Raising thieves, should have called the cops.

  • @idontkno966
    @idontkno966 4 года назад +29

    The seccond story ending:the dad taking out a sharpie and drawing his name on the ems hause:hippoty hoppoty this is my property, hippoty hoppoty get off of my property

  • @ArtfullPuffin
    @ArtfullPuffin 5 лет назад +102

    I would pay that 180000000 dollars to listen to all those phone calls 🤣
    Thnx for being amazing r/slash you make my day!!

  • @IAmCrucial
    @IAmCrucial 5 лет назад +102

    i wasnt really payin attention to the story when suddenly i hear "i whipped them out and started playin"
    Me: (confuzed) hol' up...

  • @luthianwilliams1622
    @luthianwilliams1622 4 года назад +7

    20:26 actually, I heard about this sometime back, and he had already rescinded this reward and accepted his daughter's decision

  • @justdenks
    @justdenks 4 года назад +21

    EP: "Sleep with my daughter for enough money for the rest of your life and probably until your great-grandkids"
    Me: Sure
    EP: "She's a lesbian"
    Me: "I'm gay and poor, give me the fricking money"

  • @NEMOfishZ92
    @NEMOfishZ92 5 лет назад +640

    I would marry her take the money
    Spit it with her and her GF
    And go home back to my BF lol

  • @beheroot
    @beheroot 5 лет назад +286

    WHERE. ARE. PUPPY. BLOOPERS! I DEMAND PB as i know the owner! XD

    • @That_Guy977
      @That_Guy977 5 лет назад +2

      Can you get his signature for me ; )

    • @biglezmate3830
      @biglezmate3830 5 лет назад +1

      Lbh the puppy bloopers get annoying after a while.

    • @domenicpetrucci2691
      @domenicpetrucci2691 5 лет назад +2

      *writes name on big lez mate*
      You belong to me and have to do what I say now take back those words

    • @biglezmate3830
      @biglezmate3830 5 лет назад +1

      @@domenicpetrucci2691 i take back my words.

    • @beheroot
      @beheroot 5 лет назад

      PUPPIES are never annoying (as long as you just watch them, not being owner of one :P )

  • @moonlighttiger5278
    @moonlighttiger5278 4 года назад +27

    I'd marry her and then let the wife live in the house with us, while I just become friends with them.

    • @acadoe
      @acadoe 4 года назад +5

      You`re imagining a western father. This guy is Chinese and powerful, I guarantee there will be stipulations involved.

  • @breannasosa-lopez2009
    @breannasosa-lopez2009 4 года назад +2

    I will pay you cash money!!💰
    That was the best!!!😂😂😂

  • @LSSRFINCH
    @LSSRFINCH 5 лет назад +423

    M1: the owner is a male and has died
    Em.exe has stopped working

  • @a-goblin
    @a-goblin 5 лет назад +135

    180 mil for a sleepover. hell yeah, i'll bring my cool jammies.

  • @SuppositionalBox
    @SuppositionalBox 4 года назад +1

    No @ 7:01
    The father did the best thing by destroying the products in question. If he had written his name on their house, he would no doubt have been sued for destruction of property. These kinds of people are absolutely ruthless and take everything they can get their hands on from others.

  • @ottovonbismarck9501
    @ottovonbismarck9501 4 года назад +9

    EM: The management will decide your fate
    The Wife: I am the management

  • @A_Rose_From_Concrete
    @A_Rose_From_Concrete 5 лет назад +87

    That last post was GLORIOUS. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would love to hear that call

  • @jave2877
    @jave2877 5 лет назад +47

    $180,000,000 to sleep with someone?
    He doesnt need to know I stayed in the same room as her right?

  • @kmckinley7151
    @kmckinley7151 4 года назад +7

    "Ill pay you 180,000,000 to sleep-"
    Me: **INSTANTLY FALLS ASLEEP ON GROUND**

  • @Dank-Hill
    @Dank-Hill 4 года назад +8

    10:00 I heard it as “I’m sorry about your weight, ma’am” 😂

  • @Soraking007
    @Soraking007 5 лет назад +60

    Calls to complain about no shipping on an obvs nissed order thinking itll work.
    Gets blacklisted and whole order cancelled.
    Surprised pikachu face.

  • @ThisIsLin138
    @ThisIsLin138 5 лет назад +74

    "I know the owner and will have you fired!" Karen 100

    • @Rob-326
      @Rob-326 5 лет назад +2

      *Uno reverse card*
      EM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    • @valen9835
      @valen9835 5 лет назад +1

      It's funny because I am the CEO
      *plays the ultimate uno reverse card*

  • @PrinceChris93
    @PrinceChris93 4 года назад +19

    "I Know the CEO of RUclips and I'll have them block your account" just end me now

  • @peachmilklover4618
    @peachmilklover4618 4 года назад +1

    ''imagine a dozen of people of the gender you're NOT attracted to try to hug you passionatly'' Me: *laughs in pansexuality*

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 5 лет назад +29

    How... How do you assault someone OVER THE PHONE? I need to see this!

    • @arcalici7218
      @arcalici7218 5 лет назад

      WayWardWonderer I think Soulja boy is the only person on earth who will be able to physically touch, or rather kiss, someone through a phone lol

    • @marymargs
      @marymargs 5 лет назад

      so do i

    • @richardhicks5031
      @richardhicks5031 5 лет назад

      Assault is all verbal battery is physical

  • @admiralwalrus3963
    @admiralwalrus3963 5 лет назад +10

    As someone from Mississippi. You don’t see many entitled people. Mainly because if they try to be, they are almost instantly told to BTFO. Such as in the reddit post.
    10/10

  • @19raven
    @19raven 4 года назад +9

    "Imagine the gender you're not attracted to"... Can't relate

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop 4 года назад +8

    I have 0 interest in ever getting married, I would be willing to marry her, to get the bounty off, not sleep, give her half of the money and let her live with the lady she loves. BOOM! Sorted.

  • @thesecretshade
    @thesecretshade 5 лет назад +133

    Hold on rSlash...you have TWO extra bedrooms? I need a place to stay and I feel entitled to move into your rooms ..for free of course. Please move your stuff out immediately or I'll contact the owner 😁

    • @phineasfacingforward3460
      @phineasfacingforward3460 5 лет назад +6

      And Phineas shall partake in the second room. 👁👄👁

    • @petitos50
      @petitos50 5 лет назад +7

      You can't, the room is mine. Has my name written with Sharpie

    • @phineasfacingforward3460
      @phineasfacingforward3460 5 лет назад +11

      @@petitos50 Excuse me! You DARE to think that you may remove the room from ME?! I am a single mother with two beautiful children and they deserve the absolute best! And we WILL be taking that room!

    • @JimmyJoeBob
      @JimmyJoeBob 5 лет назад +12

      Actually both of those rooms are mine! As my daughter got straight A's this year and I'm renting both of those rooms out to pay for a party for her cat. You guys are making kid's pet cry!

    • @phineasfacingforward3460
      @phineasfacingforward3460 5 лет назад +5

      @@mlwl6487 Excuse me!? Are you playing around when you should be booking those rooms for Phineas's wonderful children? Is this REALLY how you treat your customers?! Well, Phineas WAS going to pay you in exposure, but now Phineas DEMANDS to speak with your manager!

  • @nicolemiller9624
    @nicolemiller9624 5 лет назад +30

    wait wait wait... 8:31 "Hug you passionately"
    WHICH CHILD-FRIENDLY GENIUS MADE THIS GODDAMN VIDEO

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 лет назад +3

      Someone who's tired of having their videos be demonetized by RUclips for stupid reasons.

    • @BenSmith-vd2jf
      @BenSmith-vd2jf 5 лет назад

      A smart youtuber

    • @luisortiz-tx3hr
      @luisortiz-tx3hr 5 лет назад

      Well kinda pointlell know

  • @MochaOverdrive
    @MochaOverdrive 4 года назад +6

    How do you get a PlayStation and a Nintendo DS mixed up? Not only are they two completely different game brands, but the name is on there it’s nearly impossible to miss.

  • @Eamonwastaken
    @Eamonwastaken 4 года назад +4

    What a boss ass dad. Hope I can be like that to my kids

  • @miniminininja538
    @miniminininja538 5 лет назад +47

    That last one, I would give you my soul for that recording.

  • @enti1102
    @enti1102 5 лет назад +108

    I will sue you how dare you not give me my PUPPY BLOOPERS youll be hearing from my LAWYER

  • @haljeetgarza5002
    @haljeetgarza5002 4 года назад +12

    Nobody:
    rSlash: I will pay CASH MONEY for that recording

    • @chrisaizen3678
      @chrisaizen3678 4 года назад

      You never know he might give you his cute doggo in the future instead of cash money.

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад

      One day someday in the future one OP will watch his video and take him up on his offer

  • @princessmoonwalker
    @princessmoonwalker 2 года назад +2

    Imagine the kid in story 2.
    Kid: hey mom, I stole these games from my friend, can you pretend you bought them for me?
    EM: Sure honey. You deserve it

  • @newdeadzombie6555
    @newdeadzombie6555 5 лет назад +98

    rSlash: 20:19
    Me: Sir the CEO of RUclips has been dead for a few years now.

    • @jasminedoggietvn6995
      @jasminedoggietvn6995 5 лет назад +5

      New Dead Zombie LET ME SPEAK TO HIM

    • @Mark-uw3hz
      @Mark-uw3hz 5 лет назад

      SUSAN

    • @user-dx5fq1pp1w
      @user-dx5fq1pp1w 5 лет назад +4

      @@jasminedoggietvn6995 Ayyyyyyyeeee I see what you did there.....

    • @xylonclaw69yearsago84
      @xylonclaw69yearsago84 5 лет назад

      lol 2019

    • @sondrelassen
      @sondrelassen 5 лет назад +1

      #whenyoumakeupafactyouthinkisjustbullshitbutitturnsoutitstruebutitisntbecauseyouhearditfromafriendbutcantgoogleitbecauseyouarelazy

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox 5 лет назад +631

    WANTED!
    Asian Lesbian
    *picture*
    Alive and Loved
    $180 lemons!
    I just see this poster.

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 5 лет назад +3

      Lemons???

    • @benjaminherlocker6831
      @benjaminherlocker6831 5 лет назад +4

      Salmonella II Samonella, who doesn’t like lemons?

    • @huuminbloodborn7570
      @huuminbloodborn7570 5 лет назад +1

      At that point you just try to marry her to piss off her dad and stop other persuers.

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 5 лет назад

      @@InsaneLaughter01 ah

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 лет назад

      $180 million beri bounty? That's chump change. Unless they're not on the Grand Line, then it's pretty good, I guess.

  • @comet9864
    @comet9864 4 года назад +2

    honestly subbing for the chance to set my sights on some in-the-wild karens

  • @laurabuhrman7006
    @laurabuhrman7006 4 года назад +3

    Sooooo. I've been watching rslash since his first video and now he gets age restricted!? Come on man! Now RUclips is being entitled by telling me what I can watch! I'm 17 years old!

  • @itsfiberr
    @itsfiberr 5 лет назад +6

    Your entitled parent voice really helps me get angrier at the entitled parent. It's so painful and I wince every time good work

  • @Falckie8008
    @Falckie8008 5 лет назад +48

    EM: I'm gunna have you fired! What are you gunna do about that?
    Me: hang up.

    • @aaronkuhlman1392
      @aaronkuhlman1392 4 года назад +1

      I actually had a conversation go similar to that.
      EM: I've been coming here for over 9 years, I work for the state, and I'm going to have you fired.
      Me: Well, I guess I'll be hanging up then, hope you have a good rest of your day.
      EM: *clearly confused and enraged* You're hanging up on me?! Why?!
      Me: As you said, I'm about to be fired, so I'm going to go and pack my things, hope you have a good rest of your day!
      *click*

  • @SiMBol10
    @SiMBol10 3 месяца назад

    It's amazing going back from your most recent to something so old, as good as the voice acting is the general reading has gotten so much better

  • @daddychill02
    @daddychill02 4 года назад +1

    Lol when the EM said "Some rude rep just hung up on my daughter and now she is crying! What are you going to do about this?" I would have said "I'm going to hang up on you as well". The audacity of some people...

  • @myndigarcia1659
    @myndigarcia1659 5 лет назад +186

    I'm genuinely curious: how does your voice/throat feel after doing the entitled women voices? It sounds like it hurts 😂

    • @amahlaka
      @amahlaka 5 лет назад +8

      Myndi Garcia if nothing else, im sure it hurts his psyche every time he has to do it

  • @manly_toilet
    @manly_toilet 5 лет назад +383

    Me: *creates another RUclips account after mine was deleted*
    rSlash: Wait, that’s illegal
    Edit: Why is my most liked comment a meme

  • @lavalwilliams7290
    @lavalwilliams7290 4 года назад +15

    she should just marry some random homeless guy and then get a divorce

  • @mutmainnaahmed4837
    @mutmainnaahmed4837 4 года назад +2

    The Nintendo one made me happy. Those thieves deserved it.

  • @KillerBoy777_
    @KillerBoy777_ 5 лет назад +22

    "Wait, you guys are getting paid?"

  • @spiderbiter6162
    @spiderbiter6162 5 лет назад +44

    George Washington: in the U.S.A no military personnel can just live in ones home without permission.
    but entitled people are OK tho.

  • @katewinder7222
    @katewinder7222 4 года назад

    As a current call centre worker, that last story is DELIGHTFUL to listen to!

  • @tbbw
    @tbbw 4 года назад +1

    I love the saying "Are you calling me a liar in my own home".

  • @Matthew_Clan6
    @Matthew_Clan6 5 лет назад +33

    EM when she hears the shipping dates: UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!

  • @JayJayAviation
    @JayJayAviation 5 лет назад +200

    Im confused how the EM mistook a DS with a play station... you clearly don’t know the definition of Station.

    • @camzoman
      @camzoman 5 лет назад +4

      PSPs weren't that different in size to the DS.

    • @JayJayAviation
      @JayJayAviation 5 лет назад

      Woooosh

    • @watersheep9722
      @watersheep9722 5 лет назад +4

      I think she was trying to let her “babies” keep the ds’ because she’s the annoying b*tch type

    • @JayJayAviation
      @JayJayAviation 5 лет назад +1

      You think we don’t know that lol

    • @goose8540
      @goose8540 5 лет назад +2

      @@JayJayAviation r/IHaveReddit

  • @the_swordman1
    @the_swordman1 4 года назад +3

    God, that last story XD I really could feel situation the OP was in.

  • @DarknoorX
    @DarknoorX 4 года назад +4

    That dad is our dream dad.
    I needed a dad like that, mine would yell at me instead XD

  • @kirifuda3439
    @kirifuda3439 5 лет назад +13

    39k left until 1M.. You got this RSlash!!

  • @lotusgaming-clashroyalemor7414
    @lotusgaming-clashroyalemor7414 5 лет назад +3

    Second story could be solved by simply:
    1. calling the cops
    2. explaining them the situation
    3. asking EM for the chargers/receipts, any information
    4. done.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад

      And sue them for property damage by purposefully scratching them.

  • @bread7690
    @bread7690 2 года назад +1

    I was expecting the manager on the customer support story to wait for the karen to get off the phone with the ‘founder’ and ask “You said you we’re going to call the owner, so why didn’t I get a call?”

  • @jeremyjcj
    @jeremyjcj 4 года назад +8

    Make a deal with the daughter: Marry her, get the cash, divorce her, then she goes back to GF, then get out of doge. Teach the father a lesson about money and love.

    • @seanbailey8545
      @seanbailey8545 4 года назад +3

      I think he just wants grandkids to leave his money to tbh.

  • @jeremiahh4322
    @jeremiahh4322 5 лет назад +101

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Give me a refund
    Or I'll sue you.
    Bippity boppity Boo
    And I'll steel your property too.

    • @sovietunion126
      @sovietunion126 5 лет назад

      Bitch “aka EP” of Steel

    • @_Tundrra_
      @_Tundrra_ 5 лет назад

      @@sovietunion126 idk why, but when I read this comment the Infinity War theme song immediately started playing in my head..

    • @Riviera5252
      @Riviera5252 5 лет назад

      Jeremiah H roses are red violets are bleu give me your money you bumbum dumdum

    • @VosTheFox
      @VosTheFox 5 лет назад

      Wow

    • @ayrreonpatterson1503
      @ayrreonpatterson1503 5 лет назад

      Hipity hopity bipity bopity I see it’s yours but it’s my property

  • @paulvallee6600
    @paulvallee6600 5 лет назад +35

    BRICKBOSS's Story
    BB: *Walks to his friends house*
    BB: *Sees his friend holding his stolen DS*
    BB's Friend: Oh hey dude, what u-
    BB: What are you doing with my DSI?
    BB's Friend: *Looks at his hand*
    BB's Friend: DUHHHHH, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 4 года назад +26

    6:56 OP's dad sounds like a guy who has "F*** you" money

    • @silcrow4045
      @silcrow4045 4 года назад

      From the gambling movie?