Raul Alfredo Noriega you don’t have to give them some of the money if it is a gift right? I seem to remember that if you are gifted money that it doesn’t have to go towards them, but I could be wrong.
@@gloomycandy101 pretend she broke up with the other girl and got with you then give her half the cash and leave so that she can continue with her happy life and some cash she can use to buy a house and leave his entitled father out of her life forever
One of my friends stole my brothers PSP when I wasn’t looking, his mother was not entitled, when she noticed him with a PSP she didn’t buy him she dragged him crying to our doorstep to apologize and return it. See, good mothers do exist.
I had something similar happen, but with a bad mother - traded a kid at school; my golden gameboy (was one of the first to shift away to black and white instead of that weird green screen the originals had) for his first gen gameboy colour (I added a few games he really wanted and he was the one who asked ME to trade in the first place, so it's not like I was taking advantage of him in any way.) Cue a week later, I'm called to the school office on suspicion of thievery. Turns out his mother found out and basically decided I had bullied her kid or something and stolen his new gameboy. Thankfully, I avoided the charges and we ended up resolving it all by just swapping back, but I was just pissed because he erased all my game data and I had to start again ;_;
That's why I love rslash voices because they all represent exactly the peoples in the story from the dumb choosing beggars with the deep voice, to the bitchy entitled children and teenagers
@@seanbailey8545, easily negotiable with her. And any questions asked, you can state you have a polygamous marriage. He doesn't state You can't have relations with others lol.
I’ll be honest, there is LITERALLY nothing I wouldn’t do for 180million dollars. Sleeping with someone is definitely not the worst thing 😂 Fuck I’ll sleep with another guy idgaf I’ll cut off a damn finger
My mother, who knows full well what my game systems are called, still calls my Nintendo, Playstation, and even my computer as my 'not an X-box.' She is 62 and plays games with me on streams. I have a cool mom.
this seems like the perfect set up for a sitcom where a dirt poor gay man and the billionaire's lesbian daughter get married and take the money and buy a mansion where they live with their actual spouses. "sleeping together" is actually them falling asleep on the same couch during movie night. the big sitcom part is the formerly broke guy having to live with the rich girl and also them trying to hide all evidence of the actual spouses and acting like they are attracted to each other when the dad comes for a surprise visit
@Curtis Riceman because that's the fun part- neither of them are attracted to each other whatsoever, she being a lesbian and the guy being gay. if the man were to be bisexual or straight, it would open up the possibility that he'd fall in love with her for real, which is imo a terrible and boring trope to fall into. it's been done before. a lovely friendship between to lgbt leads trying to keep up pretenses is funny and has lots of potential
@@demoniacfenrir6869 it's still almost certainly against policy, and it wouldn't be that hard to figure out who leaked the recordings if anyone at the company found out.
@Michael Labbe He mentions it nearly every time there's some sort of recording or video of a story featured on his channel, so I'd say yeah, he would absolutely do it.
Makes me glad I’ve only ever had to deal with customers in restaurants they’re a lot more relaxed with our “etiquette” if someone cursed at you no warning no informing them you’re hanging up the next thing they’ll hear is a fucking click. Not to mention you’re allowed to call people on their bullshit not in nicer restaurants but at least minimum wage type shit if you’re an asshole to me I’m gonna be a bigger asshole back so good luck
I actually used a similar line before on an irate customer. He claimed he would have me fired (my boss is standing right next to me) and blacklist me from working in auto parts or customer service. I said to him, oh please do, I really need to get out of here. I didn’t know people could turn that shade of red.
For the girls bounty, you could make a proposal. Find the girl and tell her you'll give her at least 50% of the money if she is willing to stick with a plan, and you can pretend to be married and all while she is on the side until you've got your money
Rslash: "Imagine every time you show your face in public, there are dozens of people of the gender you're not attracted to- " Me, a pansexual (meaning I like all genders) : Nani??
I'm in customer service as well, I work for a home warranty, though I don't actually speak with the customers anymore, I get to speak with the plumbers/electricians/handymen/etc that we send out(they're much nicer, mostly). We definitely record every call, and yeah, someone would definitely be getting fired if someone somehow got their hands on a specific recording and leaked it somewhere.
ClimateCTRL I agree... and seeing all the disgusting comments I’m just SO glad my parents were accepting. My worst nightmare is to have a bunch of men stalking me and thinking they can “turn me straight”. I’ve thought about it, and I actually, truly think I’d rather end my life than live in fear of getting raped 24/7
Calling the cops would've been so easy. You have the receipt, they don't. You have the charging cables and such, they don't. Like what the heck are people thinking. If you want to steal be smart enough to do it the right way...
I cried a little hearing the treatment of those games and systems. I collect games and that is the WORST thing someone can do to them, carving their names or initials into the games. Then the dad did worst. But I wasn't upset by this. They were already ruined.
Entitled parent logic: "Dump your gf/bf for ek!" I don't have one. "Dump your life savings and give them to ek!" I don't have life savings. "WeLl wHaT dO YoU hAvE!?!" A bucket of sand.
@Curtis Riceman Nah. Play it cool, stay married even if you dont even live together, then after some years you divorce and act as if it was the relationship and stuff even if this was the plan from the start
*em’s kids write their names on ds’s that aren’t theirs* EM:It has their name on it so it’s theirs *Dad pulls out sharpie and writes his name on em’s house* Dad:Get our of my house
The seccond story ending:the dad taking out a sharpie and drawing his name on the ems hause:hippoty hoppoty this is my property, hippoty hoppoty get off of my property
EP: "Sleep with my daughter for enough money for the rest of your life and probably until your great-grandkids" Me: Sure EP: "She's a lesbian" Me: "I'm gay and poor, give me the fricking money"
No @ 7:01 The father did the best thing by destroying the products in question. If he had written his name on their house, he would no doubt have been sued for destruction of property. These kinds of people are absolutely ruthless and take everything they can get their hands on from others.
As someone from Mississippi. You don’t see many entitled people. Mainly because if they try to be, they are almost instantly told to BTFO. Such as in the reddit post. 10/10
I have 0 interest in ever getting married, I would be willing to marry her, to get the bounty off, not sleep, give her half of the money and let her live with the lady she loves. BOOM! Sorted.
Hold on rSlash...you have TWO extra bedrooms? I need a place to stay and I feel entitled to move into your rooms ..for free of course. Please move your stuff out immediately or I'll contact the owner 😁
@@petitos50 Excuse me! You DARE to think that you may remove the room from ME?! I am a single mother with two beautiful children and they deserve the absolute best! And we WILL be taking that room!
Actually both of those rooms are mine! As my daughter got straight A's this year and I'm renting both of those rooms out to pay for a party for her cat. You guys are making kid's pet cry!
@@mlwl6487 Excuse me!? Are you playing around when you should be booking those rooms for Phineas's wonderful children? Is this REALLY how you treat your customers?! Well, Phineas WAS going to pay you in exposure, but now Phineas DEMANDS to speak with your manager!
How do you get a PlayStation and a Nintendo DS mixed up? Not only are they two completely different game brands, but the name is on there it’s nearly impossible to miss.
Sooooo. I've been watching rslash since his first video and now he gets age restricted!? Come on man! Now RUclips is being entitled by telling me what I can watch! I'm 17 years old!
I actually had a conversation go similar to that. EM: I've been coming here for over 9 years, I work for the state, and I'm going to have you fired. Me: Well, I guess I'll be hanging up then, hope you have a good rest of your day. EM: *clearly confused and enraged* You're hanging up on me?! Why?! Me: As you said, I'm about to be fired, so I'm going to go and pack my things, hope you have a good rest of your day! *click*
Lol when the EM said "Some rude rep just hung up on my daughter and now she is crying! What are you going to do about this?" I would have said "I'm going to hang up on you as well". The audacity of some people...
Second story could be solved by simply: 1. calling the cops 2. explaining them the situation 3. asking EM for the chargers/receipts, any information 4. done.
I was expecting the manager on the customer support story to wait for the karen to get off the phone with the ‘founder’ and ask “You said you we’re going to call the owner, so why didn’t I get a call?”
Make a deal with the daughter: Marry her, get the cash, divorce her, then she goes back to GF, then get out of doge. Teach the father a lesson about money and love.
BRICKBOSS's Story BB: *Walks to his friends house* BB: *Sees his friend holding his stolen DS* BB's Friend: Oh hey dude, what u- BB: What are you doing with my DSI? BB's Friend: *Looks at his hand* BB's Friend: DUHHHHH, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
"I'll pay you to sleep with my daughter"
Ok
*Falls asleep next to your daughter*
YES.
bready 2 die _the total comment what i was searching at👌🏻
You forgot to grab PJs and sleeping bag 😑 people don't know proper sleepover etiquette anymore
Wow
If i got 180,000,000 for sleeping next to a girl i would be like "Hell Yeah"
*bank calls*
Yes, sir. We see you have got a $180,000,000 transaction coming up. The reason is : "Slept with my daughter". Is that correct?
Lol, thank you for existing.
@@justinlittle4534 Right after, IRS Calls for his taxes.
I wish
Tax cost: 160,000,00
Raul Alfredo Noriega you don’t have to give them some of the money if it is a gift right? I seem to remember that if you are gifted money that it doesn’t have to go towards them, but I could be wrong.
Rslash: “Sleep with my daughter to get 180,000,000$”
Me: Ok?
Rslash: She is lesbian
Me: Nevermind then
Ayyy, this looks like a job for *me*
but i guess being a woman means no money, huh?
i know plenty of gay men who would go halfsies with me. We'd run off into the sunset with our partners LOL
@@gloomycandy101 guys i have an idea
@@gloomycandy101 pretend she broke up with the other girl and got with you then give her half the cash and leave so that she can continue with her happy life and some cash she can use to buy a house and leave his entitled father out of her life forever
@@sharplily I think is useless, her father is multy millonaire, she has all the money she wants
One of my friends stole my brothers PSP when I wasn’t looking, his mother was not entitled, when she noticed him with a PSP she didn’t buy him she dragged him crying to our doorstep to apologize and return it. See, good mothers do exist.
I had something similar happen, but with a bad mother - traded a kid at school; my golden gameboy (was one of the first to shift away to black and white instead of that weird green screen the originals had) for his first gen gameboy colour (I added a few games he really wanted and he was the one who asked ME to trade in the first place, so it's not like I was taking advantage of him in any way.)
Cue a week later, I'm called to the school office on suspicion of thievery. Turns out his mother found out and basically decided I had bullied her kid or something and stolen his new gameboy.
Thankfully, I avoided the charges and we ended up resolving it all by just swapping back, but I was just pissed because he erased all my game data and I had to start again ;_;
Bro I loved the psp I played it as a kid but it was so good it's like the first switch at least the look of it
Damn my mom snapped my ds in half for putting my feet on the couch for shoes on one 2 many times
And that’s how you parent 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@gageivan544 I bet you never put those shoes on the couch again lol
EP: GIVE ME YOUR STUFF
Me: No way.
EP: now my child is crying. I hope you are happy with yourself
Me: *A small price to pay for salvation*
Hehe
-Thanos 2018
@@name2817 i dont even know you
Thanos-2019
I am still disgusted about your actions!
EP: IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE I KNOW YOUR FATHER PERSONALLY.
Ugh your entitled mom voice fills me with rage and anger and just makes me hateful.
You really nailed it man! Keep it up!
That's why I love rslash voices because they all represent exactly the peoples in the story from the dumb choosing beggars with the deep voice, to the bitchy entitled children and teenagers
Yeah ikr
It so triggering.
And perfect for the role.
That voice prevents you from feeling pity for entitled mom which is nice voice acting
It is tho
Lol same
The story where the mother calls those Nintendo DS is PlayStation’s...
That hurt me... So damn much...ughhhhhh
I know right? my mom keeps insisting to call my Nintendo Switch Wii and it's just getting ridiculous at this point!
As a Playstation fan it mentally hurt me hearing that EM calling the DS's Playstations ugh
Me to man, me to.
As a gamer of both Sony and Nintendo, that also hurts me too
Reminds me of my childhood, when everything was just called a "Nintendo."
OP: **mentions video/picture**
Rslash: *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY*
What’s the catch?
“She’s a lesbian.”
There it is.
Could literally tell her what he's offering, offer to split the money, and have a fake relationship where you both just see other people lmao.
@@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken Pretty sure he'd want grandkids and would probably spy on you both constantly,you know lots of money to keep tabs on you.
@@seanbailey8545, easily negotiable with her. And any questions asked, you can state you have a polygamous marriage. He doesn't state You can't have relations with others lol.
@@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken just get married, cash in, split the money and divorce. After that GTFO and enjoy 90 mill
@@Vraetzught Probably wouldnt stop the dad from offer money to other men though when he realizes his daughter is still a lesbian
**Sees title**
On tonight’s episode on how to become a millionaire...
I’ll be honest, there is LITERALLY nothing I wouldn’t do for 180million dollars. Sleeping with someone is definitely not the worst thing 😂
Fuck I’ll sleep with another guy idgaf
I’ll cut off a damn finger
@@The_Metal_Hocker oh no
@@c001Ba30nDuD nvm I saw the part fml
Pretty much.
🤣🤣🤣
"I'd marry her, but I'm a wo-"
"She's a lesbian"
";)"
I'm also super masculine looking so I'll just tell him I'm a dude -v•
Epic gamer move
I'm actually a guy and I'd marry her, then have "an unfortunate accident" and "die". Then we'd split the money and both go on our, separate, ways.
Nicee
*Taking one for the team, I'll buy everyone a Switch*
Thanks mate!
Omg ty
@Kuku McSweeney lol saw this Chinese dudes videos aswell xD
Yo thanks dude.
Love you mate!!!
>Kid stole a DS.
>Mom thinks it's a PS.
WHAT??
I mean... p is just an upside down d
>Kid knows mom is a idiot
@@nehneh7802 thats a load of bs4
@@Diabhork I hate your profile pic, I didn't pay attention the first time but then the second time
My mother, who knows full well what my game systems are called, still calls my Nintendo, Playstation, and even my computer as my 'not an X-box.'
She is 62 and plays games with me on streams. I have a cool mom.
I am OWED some puppy bloopers. I feel so CHEATED by you Rslash!
How DARE YOU DENY ME PUPPY BLOOPERS
Yes!!! We need da Puppy bloopers
You couldn’t have watched all 20 min vid in 16 min. Hu
@@mgo_luckyknightseth8343 you know you can scroll through the video to see the end right.
SethSkyEye THIS IS AN ONGOING COMPLAINT AND DEMAND
And he just today was talking about him too 😂😂
this seems like the perfect set up for a sitcom where a dirt poor gay man and the billionaire's lesbian daughter get married and take the money and buy a mansion where they live with their actual spouses. "sleeping together" is actually them falling asleep on the same couch during movie night. the big sitcom part is the formerly broke guy having to live with the rich girl and also them trying to hide all evidence of the actual spouses and acting like they are attracted to each other when the dad comes for a surprise visit
BRO... I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!!!
movie writer right here, you are
Please! That’s actually perfect.
@Curtis Riceman 1, your fucking stupid, 2 whats the problem with gay ppl
@Curtis Riceman because that's the fun part- neither of them are attracted to each other whatsoever, she being a lesbian and the guy being gay. if the man were to be bisexual or straight, it would open up the possibility that he'd fall in love with her for real, which is imo a terrible and boring trope to fall into. it's been done before.
a lovely friendship between to lgbt leads trying to keep up pretenses is funny and has lots of potential
random person: there were recordings
rSlash: GIMME GIMME GIMME I HAVE MONEY GIMME GIMME
Coal27 It frustrates me when he asks for that. In this case especially. Nobody is going to risk their job to give him the call recording lol
@@jaweiss34 Well, its not hard to edit out names or anything confidential so that those things don't happen.
@@demoniacfenrir6869 it's still almost certainly against policy, and it wouldn't be that hard to figure out who leaked the recordings if anyone at the company found out.
Lol this comments to this commet are weird and funny
@Michael Labbe He mentions it nearly every time there's some sort of recording or video of a story featured on his channel, so I'd say yeah, he would absolutely do it.
Rslash:"I'll pay you $180,000,000 to sle-"
RUclips:AGE RESTRICTED
LOL
Jocelyn Sydney 😂 what do you mean same 😂
Same😅😂
I should've put a fake age...
Same
EM "You will never work in customer service again!"
Me "Please don't threaten me with a good time."
Ahh the references
That's exactly what I thought 😂
Makes me glad I’ve only ever had to deal with customers in restaurants they’re a lot more relaxed with our “etiquette” if someone cursed at you no warning no informing them you’re hanging up the next thing they’ll hear is a fucking click. Not to mention you’re allowed to call people on their bullshit not in nicer restaurants but at least minimum wage type shit if you’re an asshole to me I’m gonna be a bigger asshole back so good luck
I actually used a similar line before on an irate customer. He claimed he would have me fired (my boss is standing right next to me) and blacklist me from working in auto parts or customer service. I said to him, oh please do, I really need to get out of here. I didn’t know people could turn that shade of red.
Am I the only one thinking of Mini Ladd? Some said panic at the disco and I got confused
For the girls bounty, you could make a proposal. Find the girl and tell her you'll give her at least 50% of the money if she is willing to stick with a plan, and you can pretend to be married and all while she is on the side until you've got your money
Rslash: "Imagine every time you show your face in public, there are dozens of people of the gender you're not attracted to- "
Me, a pansexual (meaning I like all genders) : Nani??
Same
Double same
Triple same
Quadruple same
Quintuple same
*snaps DS*
Dad: "am i a joke to you?"
EM: "..."
O _ O
Hahahahahhahahahahahaha
Oof
This is the level of "fuck it" I aspire to be
Op: *doesn't send voice recordings of Em and Ed on the phone*
RSlash: "that wasnt very cash money of you"
@@khaspus420 expected that, this stuff is not allowed to just publish outsider of companies.
I'm in customer service as well, I work for a home warranty, though I don't actually speak with the customers anymore, I get to speak with the plumbers/electricians/handymen/etc that we send out(they're much nicer, mostly). We definitely record every call, and yeah, someone would definitely be getting fired if someone somehow got their hands on a specific recording and leaked it somewhere.
I feel bad for Gigi, something tells me she's had to file multiple restraining orders on men trying obsessively to get with her.
ClimateCTRL I agree... and seeing all the disgusting comments I’m just SO glad my parents were accepting. My worst nightmare is to have a bunch of men stalking me and thinking they can “turn me straight”. I’ve thought about it, and I actually, truly think I’d rather end my life than live in fear of getting raped 24/7
Wait
*i think this is a JOJO reference*
JOSEPH JOESTAR
My son can't have the games that are rightfully his? ... THEN NO ONE CAN HAVE THEM *grabs games with destructive intent
*"Rip and Tear" plays*
*comes out of nowhere with a lot of death in eyes*
Calling the cops would've been so easy. You have the receipt, they don't. You have the charging cables and such, they don't. Like what the heck are people thinking. If you want to steal be smart enough to do it the right way...
Chanelle Blouet I don’t think they’d have kept the receipt
@@nobodyimportant9603 I keep receipts for consoles and games just in case.
“I was ASSAULTED over the PHONE. HE- *WHY DID THEY DISCONNECT* “
"I'm going to call the founder, Right, Now!"
"You have a phone that can call dead people? Sell it, you'll be richer than our company by nightfall!"
Heck she won't even need to sleep with the Chinese guy's daughter
LOL
@@bertoliukang4838 Lol
That Nintendo story hurt me, but man was that a cool dad.
Billionaire: 180 million dollars transaction
*THE IRS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
🤣🤣🤣
@001 002 no china is owned by billionaires, soooo
*FBI OPEN UP*
I lost all that money in a boating accident
Your entitled person voice is so screechy and annoying
I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!🤗😜
@@SpaceShark-ck2tg yeah
It makes me wanna pull my balls off its perfect
It makes me want to crush my testicles, and that's not my kink
It makes me want to punch someone
@@wolfie7441 lol exactly
Technically, they'd demand to rent.
Since you're a RUclips celebrity, you could charge them 10,000 dollars a month.
true. I would say "ok then get me 10 Mil a month and it's a deal"
We demand compensation because we read that comment so now you owe us.
I cried a little hearing the treatment of those games and systems. I collect games and that is the WORST thing someone can do to them, carving their names or initials into the games.
Then the dad did worst. But I wasn't upset by this. They were already ruined.
And kinda replaced. Sad for the memory but at least op got the games back.
Me: No, I don’t care about the PlayStations, I just want the Nintendo Ds’.
EM: Wro-
Me: Actually, since you asked, I will take both.
Entitled parent logic:
"Dump your gf/bf for ek!"
I don't have one.
"Dump your life savings and give them to ek!"
I don't have life savings.
"WeLl wHaT dO YoU hAvE!?!"
A bucket of sand.
Ha, laughed
Lucky, you at least have a bucket
GIVE EK YOUR BUCKET OF SAAAAAND
Nice
I exhaled through my nose a bit looking at this
EP: DO WHAT I SAY!
Me: uhhhh no
EP: *Reality is often disappointing*
Plot twist: _Thanos is actually an EP_
Mateja ツ
EP: *Reality can be whatever I want*
@@nettart4924 ET = Entitled Thanos
@@nettart4924 he killed his daughter because he wanted a magic rock, he is in an EP
@@jfjvmdvbdcndkj meh he's more of an r/raisedbynarcissists but that's just me. Also RIP you legend we love you 3000
I'm going to add "grunt" as a substitute to my vocabulary, thank you rSlash. And Merry Xmas!
Kestrel Huxley, Mary R/mas?
Remember to add "bundle of sticks" aswell
if i was that girl i’d marry a gay man and then take the money, split it between me and him and then divorce
Kiarra H genius plan hahah
You’re an idiot
Nice. Embezzlement for the win!
@Curtis Riceman Nah. Play it cool, stay married even if you dont even live together, then after some years you divorce and act as if it was the relationship and stuff even if this was the plan from the start
Facts
*em’s kids write their names on ds’s that aren’t theirs* EM:It has their name on it so it’s theirs
*Dad pulls out sharpie and writes his name on em’s house* Dad:Get our of my house
Hah fool you fell viticm to one of the classical blunders!
Dad: pulls out sharpie writes name on her car
Dad: *pulls out spray paint, spray paints name on house, gets a sharpie, writes name on EM's car* Get off my property
Plot twist, dad goes on rampage righting his name on a girls house
He should written his name on her kids so then they are his kids, therefore he can then charge the EM with illegal child stuff
Hippity Hoppity, Get Off My Property.
Ho Ho Ho, Your Time On Living Is Running Low
Very goooooood.
Thank you Soviet Kermit, very cool
SAVAGE
My version:
Em: Your too old for toys/video games
Me: Your too old to be alive.
Wippity whine that money is mine
Raising thieves, should have called the cops.
The seccond story ending:the dad taking out a sharpie and drawing his name on the ems hause:hippoty hoppoty this is my property, hippoty hoppoty get off of my property
Its just capitalism
I would pay that 180000000 dollars to listen to all those phone calls 🤣
Thnx for being amazing r/slash you make my day!!
Oink
i wasnt really payin attention to the story when suddenly i hear "i whipped them out and started playin"
Me: (confuzed) hol' up...
20:26 actually, I heard about this sometime back, and he had already rescinded this reward and accepted his daughter's decision
EP: "Sleep with my daughter for enough money for the rest of your life and probably until your great-grandkids"
Me: Sure
EP: "She's a lesbian"
Me: "I'm gay and poor, give me the fricking money"
I would marry her take the money
Spit it with her and her GF
And go home back to my BF lol
Yess
That's tough
@@ghostgirl3630 bro do you really want dat
I'm so confused...
@@elgordo6280 same
WHERE. ARE. PUPPY. BLOOPERS! I DEMAND PB as i know the owner! XD
Can you get his signature for me ; )
Lbh the puppy bloopers get annoying after a while.
*writes name on big lez mate*
You belong to me and have to do what I say now take back those words
@@domenicpetrucci2691 i take back my words.
PUPPIES are never annoying (as long as you just watch them, not being owner of one :P )
I'd marry her and then let the wife live in the house with us, while I just become friends with them.
You`re imagining a western father. This guy is Chinese and powerful, I guarantee there will be stipulations involved.
I will pay you cash money!!💰
That was the best!!!😂😂😂
M1: the owner is a male and has died
Em.exe has stopped working
Error code 1D10T5.
Nice nice
I would PAY to see that!!😂😂
180 mil for a sleepover. hell yeah, i'll bring my cool jammies.
eat the rich hahaha
Count me in
Would you eat yourself then?
You have to marry her dumbass
Ill bring my epic minecraft ones
No @ 7:01
The father did the best thing by destroying the products in question. If he had written his name on their house, he would no doubt have been sued for destruction of property. These kinds of people are absolutely ruthless and take everything they can get their hands on from others.
EM: The management will decide your fate
The Wife: I am the management
That last post was GLORIOUS. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would love to hear that call
$180,000,000 to sleep with someone?
He doesnt need to know I stayed in the same room as her right?
"Ill pay you 180,000,000 to sleep-"
Me: **INSTANTLY FALLS ASLEEP ON GROUND**
10:00 I heard it as “I’m sorry about your weight, ma’am” 😂
Calls to complain about no shipping on an obvs nissed order thinking itll work.
Gets blacklisted and whole order cancelled.
Surprised pikachu face.
"I know the owner and will have you fired!" Karen 100
*Uno reverse card*
EM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
It's funny because I am the CEO
*plays the ultimate uno reverse card*
"I Know the CEO of RUclips and I'll have them block your account" just end me now
''imagine a dozen of people of the gender you're NOT attracted to try to hug you passionatly'' Me: *laughs in pansexuality*
How... How do you assault someone OVER THE PHONE? I need to see this!
WayWardWonderer I think Soulja boy is the only person on earth who will be able to physically touch, or rather kiss, someone through a phone lol
so do i
Assault is all verbal battery is physical
As someone from Mississippi. You don’t see many entitled people. Mainly because if they try to be, they are almost instantly told to BTFO. Such as in the reddit post.
10/10
"Imagine the gender you're not attracted to"... Can't relate
I have 0 interest in ever getting married, I would be willing to marry her, to get the bounty off, not sleep, give her half of the money and let her live with the lady she loves. BOOM! Sorted.
Wow, its like i wrote this.
:o
Hold on rSlash...you have TWO extra bedrooms? I need a place to stay and I feel entitled to move into your rooms ..for free of course. Please move your stuff out immediately or I'll contact the owner 😁
And Phineas shall partake in the second room. 👁👄👁
You can't, the room is mine. Has my name written with Sharpie
@@petitos50 Excuse me! You DARE to think that you may remove the room from ME?! I am a single mother with two beautiful children and they deserve the absolute best! And we WILL be taking that room!
Actually both of those rooms are mine! As my daughter got straight A's this year and I'm renting both of those rooms out to pay for a party for her cat. You guys are making kid's pet cry!
@@mlwl6487 Excuse me!? Are you playing around when you should be booking those rooms for Phineas's wonderful children? Is this REALLY how you treat your customers?! Well, Phineas WAS going to pay you in exposure, but now Phineas DEMANDS to speak with your manager!
wait wait wait... 8:31 "Hug you passionately"
WHICH CHILD-FRIENDLY GENIUS MADE THIS GODDAMN VIDEO
Someone who's tired of having their videos be demonetized by RUclips for stupid reasons.
A smart youtuber
Well kinda pointlell know
How do you get a PlayStation and a Nintendo DS mixed up? Not only are they two completely different game brands, but the name is on there it’s nearly impossible to miss.
What a boss ass dad. Hope I can be like that to my kids
That last one, I would give you my soul for that recording.
Hear I’ll call a demon for that since theses comments are recorded
Only thing is it is illegal
I will sue you how dare you not give me my PUPPY BLOOPERS youll be hearing from my LAWYER
Nobody:
rSlash: I will pay CASH MONEY for that recording
You never know he might give you his cute doggo in the future instead of cash money.
One day someday in the future one OP will watch his video and take him up on his offer
Imagine the kid in story 2.
Kid: hey mom, I stole these games from my friend, can you pretend you bought them for me?
EM: Sure honey. You deserve it
rSlash: 20:19
Me: Sir the CEO of RUclips has been dead for a few years now.
New Dead Zombie LET ME SPEAK TO HIM
SUSAN
@@jasminedoggietvn6995 Ayyyyyyyeeee I see what you did there.....
lol 2019
#whenyoumakeupafactyouthinkisjustbullshitbutitturnsoutitstruebutitisntbecauseyouhearditfromafriendbutcantgoogleitbecauseyouarelazy
WANTED!
Asian Lesbian
*picture*
Alive and Loved
$180 lemons!
I just see this poster.
Lemons???
Salmonella II Samonella, who doesn’t like lemons?
At that point you just try to marry her to piss off her dad and stop other persuers.
@@InsaneLaughter01 ah
$180 million beri bounty? That's chump change. Unless they're not on the Grand Line, then it's pretty good, I guess.
honestly subbing for the chance to set my sights on some in-the-wild karens
Sooooo. I've been watching rslash since his first video and now he gets age restricted!? Come on man! Now RUclips is being entitled by telling me what I can watch! I'm 17 years old!
Your entitled parent voice really helps me get angrier at the entitled parent. It's so painful and I wince every time good work
EM: I'm gunna have you fired! What are you gunna do about that?
Me: hang up.
I actually had a conversation go similar to that.
EM: I've been coming here for over 9 years, I work for the state, and I'm going to have you fired.
Me: Well, I guess I'll be hanging up then, hope you have a good rest of your day.
EM: *clearly confused and enraged* You're hanging up on me?! Why?!
Me: As you said, I'm about to be fired, so I'm going to go and pack my things, hope you have a good rest of your day!
*click*
It's amazing going back from your most recent to something so old, as good as the voice acting is the general reading has gotten so much better
Lol when the EM said "Some rude rep just hung up on my daughter and now she is crying! What are you going to do about this?" I would have said "I'm going to hang up on you as well". The audacity of some people...
I'm genuinely curious: how does your voice/throat feel after doing the entitled women voices? It sounds like it hurts 😂
Myndi Garcia if nothing else, im sure it hurts his psyche every time he has to do it
Me: *creates another RUclips account after mine was deleted*
rSlash: Wait, that’s illegal
Edit: Why is my most liked comment a meme
I dont get it, why would he say it illegal (please dont whoooosh me)
r/woooosh
@@sienasucks fucking shit
LMAO THESE COMMENTS
Lol
she should just marry some random homeless guy and then get a divorce
The Nintendo one made me happy. Those thieves deserved it.
"Wait, you guys are getting paid?"
George Washington: in the U.S.A no military personnel can just live in ones home without permission.
but entitled people are OK tho.
As a current call centre worker, that last story is DELIGHTFUL to listen to!
I love the saying "Are you calling me a liar in my own home".
EM when she hears the shipping dates: UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
I cant tell if this is an adventure time reference
Im confused how the EM mistook a DS with a play station... you clearly don’t know the definition of Station.
PSPs weren't that different in size to the DS.
Woooosh
I think she was trying to let her “babies” keep the ds’ because she’s the annoying b*tch type
You think we don’t know that lol
@@JayJayAviation r/IHaveReddit
God, that last story XD I really could feel situation the OP was in.
That dad is our dream dad.
I needed a dad like that, mine would yell at me instead XD
My dad left me
39k left until 1M.. You got this RSlash!!
Second story could be solved by simply:
1. calling the cops
2. explaining them the situation
3. asking EM for the chargers/receipts, any information
4. done.
And sue them for property damage by purposefully scratching them.
I was expecting the manager on the customer support story to wait for the karen to get off the phone with the ‘founder’ and ask “You said you we’re going to call the owner, so why didn’t I get a call?”
Make a deal with the daughter: Marry her, get the cash, divorce her, then she goes back to GF, then get out of doge. Teach the father a lesson about money and love.
I think he just wants grandkids to leave his money to tbh.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Give me a refund
Or I'll sue you.
Bippity boppity Boo
And I'll steel your property too.
Bitch “aka EP” of Steel
@@sovietunion126 idk why, but when I read this comment the Infinity War theme song immediately started playing in my head..
Jeremiah H roses are red violets are bleu give me your money you bumbum dumdum
Wow
Hipity hopity bipity bopity I see it’s yours but it’s my property
BRICKBOSS's Story
BB: *Walks to his friends house*
BB: *Sees his friend holding his stolen DS*
BB's Friend: Oh hey dude, what u-
BB: What are you doing with my DSI?
BB's Friend: *Looks at his hand*
BB's Friend: DUHHHHH, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
6:56 OP's dad sounds like a guy who has "F*** you" money
From the gambling movie?