Best Fails of the Year (So Far) 2024 🎉

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  3 месяца назад +457

    Favorite clip?

  • @Jarpasaurus
    @Jarpasaurus 3 месяца назад +630

    By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?

    • @MichaelAachen
      @MichaelAachen 3 месяца назад +46

      "No one recording was harmed"

    • @AN-ix9lg
      @AN-ix9lg 3 месяца назад +6

      😆 non-exclusionary language

    • @SmartMoveGraphics
      @SmartMoveGraphics 3 месяца назад +24

      No one was harmed during editing.

    • @ohhainadia
      @ohhainadia 3 месяца назад +6

      Lmfao

    • @showdown66
      @showdown66 3 месяца назад +4

      Notice they didn’t put that caption at 3:18 😮

  • @winkingfox7125
    @winkingfox7125 3 месяца назад +82

    “No one was harmed”
    Bro no one was killed*
    People were definitely harmed

    • @guyfawkes6657
      @guyfawkes6657 27 дней назад +3

      ikr 100%!

    • @BaronGaigern1930
      @BaronGaigern1930 День назад

      @@guyfawkes6657 What ever...Life is dangerous sometimes!

    • @jnice1983
      @jnice1983 День назад

      @@BaronGaigern1930 No shit! Why make it worse?

  • @epnlp
    @epnlp 27 дней назад +22

    The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.

  • @SubliminalKings
    @SubliminalKings 3 месяца назад +894

    Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds.
    Failarmy: "No one was harmed."

    • @onlyjesussaves840
      @onlyjesussaves840 3 месяца назад +19

      FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.

    • @gamblingKidd
      @gamblingKidd 3 месяца назад +16

      Thanos snap…..
      Failarmy: no one was harmed

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 3 месяца назад +18

      @@onlyjesussaves840 Like when people slip on icy steps, they're definitely being harmed I can tell by the moans of pain.

    • @John_Hawes
      @John_Hawes 3 месяца назад +5

      What’s the timestamp? Been going through this video for minutes and can’t find anything

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 3 месяца назад +2

      It's okay, I can see their parachutes!

  • @jiggler7243
    @jiggler7243 3 месяца назад +393

    *Guy dies
    FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED

    • @aleksanderweedman8116
      @aleksanderweedman8116 3 месяца назад +6

      looks like he was no one

    • @SkyeTheMobileGamer
      @SkyeTheMobileGamer 3 месяца назад +5

      FailArmy heart it!

    • @Anorion.
      @Anorion. 3 месяца назад

      Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.

    • @Big_Ben_07
      @Big_Ben_07 3 месяца назад +3

      I think the term he's looking for is "no one was injured." Harmed insinuates that someone hurt somebody else

    • @John_Hawes
      @John_Hawes 3 месяца назад +6

      What’s the timestamp? Been going through this for minutes and can’t find anything

  • @eviltoast1327
    @eviltoast1327 2 месяца назад +21

    The bad luck to spit water on someone completely by accident, I'd die from embarrassment.

  • @CTSega
    @CTSega 3 месяца назад +297

    "Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention

    • @aerith119
      @aerith119 3 месяца назад +9

      What if those are her cars? lol

    • @fearlesseye5896
      @fearlesseye5896 3 месяца назад +3

      Both could’ve been her car.

    • @Veldriven
      @Veldriven 3 месяца назад +13

      I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it

    • @matouskacer9294
      @matouskacer9294 3 месяца назад

      My anger issues could never

    • @onborders9398
      @onborders9398 2 месяца назад +4

      Rich People problems

  • @benhoulton3832
    @benhoulton3832 3 месяца назад +1281

    Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"

    • @sssniperboofygoofy
      @sssniperboofygoofy 3 месяца назад +19

      ​@gorillazhead ow

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 месяца назад +199

      @@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

    • @Yakushii
      @Yakushii 3 месяца назад +70

      ​@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 3 месяца назад +149

      @@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.

    • @Lindrios
      @Lindrios 3 месяца назад +71

      ​@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us.
      Have some integrity

  • @gregjacksun
    @gregjacksun Месяц назад +30

    Dude who dropped his wife: "I lost my footing", as if to make sure of two things. 1. It's not because my wife is too heavy. 2. It's not because I am weak. He's under SO much pressure to say the right thing in that crowd. LOL

    • @-Gorby-
      @-Gorby- 27 дней назад +3

      To make sure of two things, in THAT SPECIFIC order 😁

  • @dclary9071
    @dclary9071 3 месяца назад +352

    "Mom are you okay?"
    "....No..."
    🤣
    Her pride hurts lol

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 месяца назад +147

    28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔

    • @55Ramius
      @55Ramius 3 месяца назад +23

      Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀

    • @glenellyn2381
      @glenellyn2381 3 месяца назад +10

      I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.

    • @UUhhwwaa
      @UUhhwwaa 3 месяца назад +5

      @@55Ramius me too lol ah

    • @brianandrea3249
      @brianandrea3249 3 месяца назад +7

      I ducked!

    • @ChuckHickl
      @ChuckHickl 3 месяца назад +8

      That was the biggest jump scare I've had in a very, very long time. Wow!

  • @BAND-MAID-USA
    @BAND-MAID-USA 20 дней назад +39

    Those kids with the white paint are demons.

    • @KlodFather
      @KlodFather 13 дней назад +1

      They would get 90 days in the dog cage. Purple Cabbage, squid, and soy cakes and for desert pickle onion and mushroom ice cream... IN CHAINS! Spinige

    • @GestaltElias
      @GestaltElias 12 дней назад +7

      I like how one is just standing in the bucket, living the dream.

    • @BAND-MAID-USA
      @BAND-MAID-USA 12 дней назад

      @@GestaltElias 😭🤣

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 3 месяца назад +144

    Lessons learned:
    Always have a spotter when lifting
    Don't drive in icy conditions
    Don't go out in icy conditions
    Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions
    Don't do anything in icy conditions
    Move to florida, where there is no ice
    Your balls are never safe
    If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable
    Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy
    Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down
    Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs
    always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle
    If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated
    ladders are as insecure as the average teenager
    avoid porch steps at all costs

    • @Gynra
      @Gynra 3 месяца назад +17

      And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion 3 месяца назад +11

      The BBQ Chicken has spoken, amen

    • @shythawks9549
      @shythawks9549 3 месяца назад +5

      He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 3 месяца назад +10

      Birthday cakes require 2 hands
      Chairs can not be trusted
      Don't try to carry too many things at once
      If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park
      Ceilings exist
      Light fixtures exist
      Pranks often don't go as intended
      Wind is a powerful force
      You're not as athletic as you think you are
      Trampolines fail
      Pole vaulting is never a good idea

    • @djstarrjunkie
      @djstarrjunkie 3 месяца назад +2

      $ell your manuel = Less catastrophic fails~ 🙂

  • @JohnNathan-tc9sr
    @JohnNathan-tc9sr 3 месяца назад +41

    First one is the definition of straight to your door delivery 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 месяца назад +2

      Fart

  • @weluckusa
    @weluckusa 16 часов назад +1

    It's hard to watch, but these videos show how important safe driving is.

  • @gavinburke1003
    @gavinburke1003 3 месяца назад +77

    The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.

  • @bonnkebaraka2571
    @bonnkebaraka2571 Месяц назад +6

    "mom are you okay?" "no" most honest answer

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 3 месяца назад +53

    1:53 Imagine sitting quietly minding your business and suddenly POW sewerage in your face.

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 месяца назад +4

      You cannot escape my wrath 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @EdwinTheSillySquid
      @EdwinTheSillySquid 16 дней назад +1

      3:35 lol he said "Le say Le say"

  • @michaelshworak
    @michaelshworak 3 месяца назад +217

    The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣

    • @Marticus_97
      @Marticus_97 3 месяца назад +15

      That was hilarious 😂

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 3 месяца назад +12

      Classic comedy 🤣

    • @Schmalspurfan7
      @Schmalspurfan7 3 месяца назад +6

      that was in rheine germany i think

    • @michaelshworak
      @michaelshworak 3 месяца назад +7

      I was not expecting that at all 😂

    • @Stoned2072
      @Stoned2072 3 месяца назад +8

      Ding Dong 😂

  • @NerothLoD
    @NerothLoD Месяц назад +6

    Just put *NO ONE WAS HARMED* in every clip, and solve injuries forever.

    • @Brommear
      @Brommear 3 дня назад

      Rather leave it out completely. I really don't care (in almost all cases).

  • @ohnegative9526
    @ohnegative9526 3 месяца назад +36

    The falling animal from the sky was hilarious, he looked as confused as the woman.

    • @adamcumley3950
      @adamcumley3950 2 месяца назад

      I came to the comments for this one first, it was like "plop" and the recorder was all wtf.

  • @lostnetwork5717
    @lostnetwork5717 3 месяца назад +54

    Growing up my parents had all these "stupid" Rules. Watching these videos makes them stupid rules a lil less stupid

    • @5GreenAcres
      @5GreenAcres 3 месяца назад +5

      You just explained why so many of these video's. Parents aren't giving teaching "rules" to their kids. This is how they end up.

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 3 месяца назад +8

      @@5GreenAcrescoming from the guy who liked his own comment 💀

    • @5GreenAcres
      @5GreenAcres 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Xenodaki Nope. Didn't thumbs up my own comment. Nice try. Notice there is only one thumbs up? Well...now there are two.

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 3 месяца назад +1

      @@5GreenAcres really? Notice how my comment only has zero likes? it has 5 now

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 3 месяца назад

      @@5GreenAcres :)

  • @Failatwork-b6s
    @Failatwork-b6s День назад

    I'm so incredibly grateful that I'm not stupid.

  • @chipsammich2078
    @chipsammich2078 3 месяца назад +30

    The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer...
    Then him saying nothing was wrong..

  • @darkwinter_782
    @darkwinter_782 3 месяца назад +58

    0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon 3 месяца назад +2

      HONEY!!!! I’M HOME!
      Ding Dong!

    • @darkwinter_782
      @darkwinter_782 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Real_Moon-Moon hahahaha 😂

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon 3 месяца назад +1

      @@darkwinter_782
      “You have reached your destination on your left. Recalculating… Recalculating.”

  • @Gryphon-t6l
    @Gryphon-t6l 16 дней назад

    Whenever I feel like I did something stupid or feel bad about my life, I just watch a FailArmy video and I feel GREAT again!!

  • @BertSimsen
    @BertSimsen 3 месяца назад +70

    NO ONE WAS UNHARMED

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 3 месяца назад +3

      So everyone wasn't not unharmed?

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jbwarner8626 Absolutely positively maybe not a little un-hurt.

  • @Opgamer-ku2ww
    @Opgamer-ku2ww 2 дня назад

    when the guy said oh i just fell was so wholesome

  • @adrimute
    @adrimute 3 месяца назад +174

    57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.

    • @xsjado_anon
      @xsjado_anon 3 месяца назад +39

      To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on.
      My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst.
      She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license.
      As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...

    • @Trenasist
      @Trenasist 3 месяца назад +18

      They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other

    • @AWSVids
      @AWSVids 3 месяца назад +19

      That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.

    • @No_cap_yo
      @No_cap_yo 3 месяца назад +6

      lol I loved it, watched it like 4x

    • @Delgarothe
      @Delgarothe 3 месяца назад +18

      @@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*

  • @Itzz_me_Ida
    @Itzz_me_Ida 3 месяца назад +39

    earthquake,meteor, flood
    Failarmy:*no one was harmed*
    😂😂

  • @eotikurac
    @eotikurac 16 часов назад

    1:06 the squirrel holding the door was hilarious

  • @RyanThurlow-s4p
    @RyanThurlow-s4p 3 месяца назад +48

    11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."

    • @Western-Clip
      @Western-Clip 3 месяца назад +3

      ok. ok! dont worry! respect for you!

    • @nancybriels4554
      @nancybriels4554 2 месяца назад +1

      magine
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Krassus7101
    @Krassus7101 3 месяца назад +27

    58:54 is so wholesome
    What a great dad ❤

  • @HTC-MOMENTSHUB
    @HTC-MOMENTSHUB 10 дней назад +1

    Are we sacrificing real, raw emotion for perfectly edited, ‘incredible’ moments that look good online?

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 3 месяца назад +17

    The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂

  • @kawaiifroggo
    @kawaiifroggo 3 месяца назад +66

    That’s me at 59:19 I legit screamed when I saw myself! I made it! I’m a failure!!!

    • @mitchib1440
      @mitchib1440 3 месяца назад +3

      hahaha hope you're okay :)
      you were being so careful up to that point lmaooo

    • @SnowleopardPearl
      @SnowleopardPearl 2 месяца назад

      that legit looked painful seeing ive done exactly that (rolling ones ankle)

    • @FiftyBuckCrusader
      @FiftyBuckCrusader 2 месяца назад +2

      A legend is here, be respectful folks

  • @kellyanderson7624
    @kellyanderson7624 15 дней назад +1

    The girl trying to throw the garbage in the dumpster had me laughing out loud lol

    • @sw96
      @sw96 6 дней назад

      Been there, done that. Best part (sarcasm) was after missing the dumpster twice my third attempt got caught on the edge, and when I shoved it out of rage and frustration the bag split and dumped half it's contents (food waste) all over me and the ground... I invented some new swearwords that day.

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 3 месяца назад +18

    8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅

  • @paulpz04
    @paulpz04 3 месяца назад +17

    when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet

  • @olternaut
    @olternaut 14 дней назад +2

    - car explodes - "No one was harmed."

  • @_x_x_o_x_x_
    @_x_x_o_x_x_ 3 месяца назад +65

    **NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?

    • @babbitslayer
      @babbitslayer 3 месяца назад

      Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮

    • @regretevatorandbuses
      @regretevatorandbuses 3 месяца назад +6

      @@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 3 месяца назад +5

      @@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's RUclips censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as RUclips does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 2 месяца назад

      I'm concerned they didn't put it on the one where the guy dropped weights on his neck, couldn't move or speak and no one in the background noticed!

    • @Synapse007-t6r
      @Synapse007-t6r 2 месяца назад

      They died

  • @MrTAGGER88
    @MrTAGGER88 3 месяца назад +123

    2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂

    • @どんだけぇ
      @どんだけぇ 3 месяца назад +1

      くっそワロタw

    • @dezertmen6138
      @dezertmen6138 3 месяца назад +5

      Любой кот, который видит коробку (Any cat that sees the box)

    • @Weltkamp75
      @Weltkamp75 3 месяца назад

      Bro Randomly Play HideNSeek 😂

  • @gamtngirl3655
    @gamtngirl3655 3 месяца назад +35

    I have never seen so many people afraid of animals in all my life. Good grief.

  • @TheShowblox
    @TheShowblox 12 дней назад +1

    The biggest fail is saying “No one was harmed”every time

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 3 месяца назад +23

    that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up

  • @shishinonaito
    @shishinonaito 3 месяца назад +24

    45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao

    • @ChickenDeranged
      @ChickenDeranged 5 дней назад

      dude rolling the barbell over his dick is quite the fail!!! 43:43 and then headbutting the plate!

  • @wamsockguy
    @wamsockguy 16 дней назад +1

    The look on that girl trying to free the "stuck" goat!!

  • @karulauk666
    @karulauk666 3 месяца назад +46

    No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 3 месяца назад +12

      RUclips censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is RUclips Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?

    • @GettingNervous
      @GettingNervous 3 месяца назад +2

      @@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from RUclips because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.

    • @ausravelo
      @ausravelo 3 месяца назад +1

      @@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.

    • @brownskinnbabygurl
      @brownskinnbabygurl 3 месяца назад

      *censored*

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 3 месяца назад +5

      @@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized.
      RUclips doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a RUclips Kids app.
      /rant (sorry lol)
      (all that to say I agree with you lol)

  • @TheGodpharma
    @TheGodpharma 3 месяца назад +5

    I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.

  • @slcncr
    @slcncr 17 дней назад +11

    The majority of fails here: All those mindless people filming in portrait mode. It is STUPID and makes NO sense.

    • @JoeSmith-xj3go
      @JoeSmith-xj3go 5 дней назад

      Times are changing

    • @fredquevillon3727
      @fredquevillon3727 День назад +1

      Phones companies should remove the portrait option for filming videos.

  • @JSCadarn
    @JSCadarn 3 месяца назад +8

    The number of people that don't block their vehicle on an incline blows my mind.

  • @brerutledge5048
    @brerutledge5048 3 месяца назад +7

    17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂

  • @felixcat9318
    @felixcat9318 3 месяца назад +6

    Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting!
    They were absolutely joyous!

  • @spustatu
    @spustatu 3 месяца назад +42

    The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.

    • @ca3340h3993
      @ca3340h3993 3 месяца назад +1

      That clip was the GOAT. 😅

    • @infoff1
      @infoff1 3 месяца назад +6

      Goat said .. wtf is she doing. Let me move out of her way.

  • @joshyml1
    @joshyml1 2 месяца назад +2

    21:47 the skill of the guy at the back was incredible

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 3 месяца назад +17

    just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?

  • @brianball2002
    @brianball2002 3 месяца назад +69

    Three things I've learnt from this video.
    1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment.
    2. Do not go near ice.
    3. Do not go near anything elastic.
    And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!

    • @richardbool4232
      @richardbool4232 2 месяца назад +2

      So you didn't learn "No One Was Armed"

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 2 месяца назад +4

      You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error
      (you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)

    • @Jesusifer669
      @Jesusifer669 2 месяца назад +4

      Most people are just idiots.

    • @drivers99
      @drivers99 2 месяца назад +2

      Don’t go near porches. Don’t ride motorcycles.

    • @geovizer
      @geovizer Месяц назад +3

      Stay away from cars.

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 3 месяца назад +12

    I'm a fat guy and i've had to learn the hard way that I can't do the physical things I used to do, nor do little plastic chairs hold up under my weight. I laugh at these vids only because i've been there. Obesity is sad and should be taken seriously but I can't help laughing. I do like the fat-people activities around bodies of water... that's a big favorite.

  • @TheDramacist
    @TheDramacist 8 часов назад +1

    No one was scared for life because everyone perished.

  • @alexandershijaku2580
    @alexandershijaku2580 3 месяца назад +5

    1. Laugh so much
    2. Cry too much
    3. Die
    4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)

  • @jaylenwallace2458
    @jaylenwallace2458 3 месяца назад +4

    1:07
    Girl: 😱‼️
    Squirrel: 🐿️ Cannonball!

  • @Saundersstrong
    @Saundersstrong 2 месяца назад +1

    That chicken chasing the lady had me crying 😂😂😂

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 3 месяца назад +15

    7:28 That mower just slurped up the floor mat XD

    • @рулонобоев-о3п
      @рулонобоев-о3п 3 месяца назад

      ого, да это же буквально то, что произошло на видео. да ты чертов гений

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 3 месяца назад +1

      @@рулонобоев-о3п
      Why do you call me a genious for describing what happened in the video (according to RUclips's comment translator)?
      I just found it funny that it slurped the mat up, making an actual slurping sound.

  • @lev237
    @lev237 3 месяца назад +53

    7:40 nice spot bro

    • @darrellgrant7615
      @darrellgrant7615 3 месяца назад

      The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 3 месяца назад +9

      He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.

    • @lev237
      @lev237 3 месяца назад +15

      @@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 3 месяца назад +8

      @@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.

    • @oliverwalker5954
      @oliverwalker5954 3 месяца назад +3

      ​​@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf?
      I bet he was sore.

  • @nightnick4215
    @nightnick4215 2 месяца назад +2

    Cool vid

  • @ARoyalLyon
    @ARoyalLyon 3 месяца назад +39

    For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.

    • @kewlhotrod
      @kewlhotrod 3 месяца назад +2

      God I was screaming this, dude just didn't want to acknowledge my knowledge!

    • @timfischer
      @timfischer Месяц назад

      How could anyone not know this? Most pumps have an e-stop on them too for just that one pump

    • @topgun1457
      @topgun1457 24 дня назад +2

      @@kewlhotrod well he needs a lot of help anyway did you notice his tires there bald

    • @7mgtesup1
      @7mgtesup1 20 дней назад +1

      @@topgun1457 Yeah the guy's not playing with a full deck.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 3 месяца назад +14

    3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂

    • @Western-Clip
      @Western-Clip 3 месяца назад +1

      maybe! your smile so nice! love for you!

    • @oleyeller3256
      @oleyeller3256 3 месяца назад +1

      I was hoping someone else heard it too! Lol

  • @raptango_na6199
    @raptango_na6199 13 дней назад +3

    I have a feeling someone was harmed

  • @voodoo7008
    @voodoo7008 3 месяца назад +6

    The guy that dodged the train, I call a win.

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark 3 месяца назад +28

    No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt

    • @tnuggyz
      @tnuggyz 3 месяца назад +1

      They have to put that lol

    • @demetriusmayberry7220
      @demetriusmayberry7220 3 месяца назад +1

      Mainly pride, pockets, and feelings lol

  • @jnice1983
    @jnice1983 День назад

    The hammer falling down the ladder and the car in the first clip are hilarious

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT 3 месяца назад +18

    It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃

  • @TheBarbusFamily
    @TheBarbusFamily 3 месяца назад +7

    I love how it said no one was harmed but people were obviously harmed

  • @lexsworld666
    @lexsworld666 3 месяца назад +15

    34:23 the irony here is she’s afraid of balloons popping.

    • @Emily-me5jp
      @Emily-me5jp 3 месяца назад +11

      Bruh. Telling the little girl “she failed” and getting angry when SHE let go of the balloon because she got angry. lol

    • @axon130
      @axon130 3 месяца назад +11

      @@Emily-me5jp The mother is clearly a very poor one considering how deranged she looked while almost slapping her child, and seeing how bad behaved is her wild/uncontrollable daughter, she clearly failed at parenting. As I always say, many parents shouldn't be.

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST 3 месяца назад

      @@axon130 "I did such a crap job with this first one I think I'll do it again!" Yeah, she sucks. Way to bring more humans into the world and then not raise them, wtg.

    • @ChadDutton
      @ChadDutton Месяц назад +1

      That poor little girl. She clearly wanted *nothing* to do with the balloon, the parents (and the crowd for that matter) yelling at her to pop it, and when she clearly has had enough, she grabs the dart and throws it. Then 'Mom' hits her, causing the balloon to fly away. What a terrible abusive F*%% of a mother. When this girl grows up, this video will answer some questions for her.

    • @gloriabond123
      @gloriabond123 16 дней назад

      She was throwing a tantrum she needed to be put to bed for a nap.

  • @t3kngz
    @t3kngz 3 месяца назад +5

    21:53 that one person who did not fail, survived the capsizing, then proceeded to save lives!

  • @DavidClark-l1b
    @DavidClark-l1b 11 дней назад +1

    *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

  • @doogalloonni
    @doogalloonni 3 месяца назад +10

    Let's all turn those phones 90 degrees people!

  • @s.g2344
    @s.g2344 3 месяца назад +6

    0:41 not so much the fact he dropped the food but the background laughter cracked me up 😅

  • @swanjef1
    @swanjef1 29 дней назад +4

    16:16 dude's pants falling down while walking his daughter down the aisle!?!?!? SERIOUSLY he is either a legend that did it on purpose for the laughs or is the most irresponsible pants wearer in the history of pants.

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 3 месяца назад +20

    Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle.
    Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.

    • @GaetanBoudreau
      @GaetanBoudreau 3 месяца назад +6

      not only that, but he waits until it overflow to actually do something about it beside filming.

    • @pillcosby5737
      @pillcosby5737 3 месяца назад

      turning off the ignition when throttle is stuck is the worst advice ever

    • @ElementofKindness
      @ElementofKindness 2 месяца назад

      @@pillcosby5737 OK, pray tell

  • @kheldaur2107
    @kheldaur2107 3 месяца назад +14

    2:23 He could be a football player with how he instantly fell down

  • @TheRealJillSandwich
    @TheRealJillSandwich Месяц назад +1

    the sheer amount of people who DON'T know that you're not supposed to stand on the last rung of the ladder.

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird 28 дней назад +2

      To be fair you don’t know that they don’t know that. They might know that but think they are better than everyone else

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 3 месяца назад +18

    Cell phone ruining birthday moments all over the globe. memory killers.

  • @mirsolus7789
    @mirsolus7789 3 месяца назад +6

    The girl who threw the bowling ball backwards literally made me dodge lmaoo

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 месяца назад

      Nuh uh stoopid

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 месяца назад

      Owo

  • @LeonardDandridge-i8v
    @LeonardDandridge-i8v 21 день назад

    Your ability to explain things clearly is amazing!

  • @123456wasp
    @123456wasp 3 месяца назад +5

    I like the fast pace videos. No commentary! 😎👍

  • @xilion1509
    @xilion1509 3 месяца назад +9

    I really hate the stairs falls! They really make me feel uncomfortable :/

  • @khan86sahab
    @khan86sahab День назад

    my fav clip was the firetruck driftiing

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu 3 месяца назад +12

    13:04 TSA with an actual sense of humor. Win!

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 месяца назад

      No

  • @toniwilson6210
    @toniwilson6210 3 месяца назад +13

    I’ve never seen such a video on this channel where people were so extraordinarily unharmed.

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 2 месяца назад

      Escape

  • @lexerquine3008
    @lexerquine3008 6 дней назад

    a dude falls of his chair is the best fail of the year.

  • @StraightMountainSurvival
    @StraightMountainSurvival 3 месяца назад +6

    The girl with the bowling ball made me spill my coffee ☕

  • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
    @DEATH-THE-GOAT 3 месяца назад +8

    2:03 there lives a little cat in all of us 😺

  • @FacialVomitTurtleFights
    @FacialVomitTurtleFights 16 дней назад

    That last clip... bro got a brain as smooth as those tires...

  • @NigrumTV
    @NigrumTV 3 месяца назад +8

    41:57 The man falls down because he doesn't hold the ladder. Then he holds the ladder instead of lifting the man.

  • @bpetruk
    @bpetruk 3 месяца назад +4

    4:20 When your gym teacher tells you not to mess with the net... that is why. lol

  • @TheGlovener1985
    @TheGlovener1985 17 дней назад

    The amount of people that drop birthday cakes, fall on their stairs and back into their garage doors

  • @sevndust2123
    @sevndust2123 3 месяца назад +16

    @7:42 spotter of the year!

    • @NhemLee
      @NhemLee 3 месяца назад +5

      In combination with a suicide grip too. Crazy

  • @kauairootsohana
    @kauairootsohana 3 месяца назад +4

    You know that boy with the milk was ready for his Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!! 😂😂😂