Who knew that good pictures are more likely to be bought? Who could have ever known that people like nice, flattering pictures of themselves? That keeping a top seller und customers happy makes a lot of money? That weak ultimatums are useless? And that workers know their companies best and know how to screw them over? It is and will continue to be a mystery....
Trying to cheat your accountant out of money seems like one of the stupidest things to do. It's up there with "don't piss off your IT guy" and "change your mind whenever someone wants something shady you're about to do on paper".
I work for the IRS and I can tell you some CPA are just as crooked as some taxpayers they serve but it’s nice to see honest ones report dishonest taxpayers. Also yes, we will come down on non compliant taxpayer like a ton of bricks.
@@wageman5633 never heard of it being known as "The graveyard of empires" but I'm not a history buff. Sounds interesting though, I'll have to look into that.
I love stories where people are cheating on their taxes. The IRS, despite their reputation, actually prefer to work with people who owe back taxes. The catch is you have to be making an honest effort. If you are trying to screw around or you are committing tax evasion they will come down like a ton of bricks. How do I know? My dad has worked for the IRS since retiring from the military over a decade ago. As soon as OP's buddy started asking questions I knew exactly what he was going to do.
It does make sense. I mean if you send a person who just couldn't keep up their taxes to jail...then you probably won't get that money back. Or maybe you will(by selling their stuff) but then that person will be in jail and unable to pay taxes for x amount of time. But if you work with them, then you will get your money and they can stay out if jail. It's a win win
@@jacthing1 it absolutely is. Honestly the IRS just wants a person to pay what they owe. During tax season they actively want to give you back your refunds. People just treat them like villains because it is easier to blame the person doing the job of collecting taxes than it is to be mad at the people (Congress) who enact tax policies.
Honestly most federal government institutions (at least in the US) operate the same way. Their job is, in general, to help the people within their specific juristiction, not to punish people who make a honest mistake.
@@ChickinSammich If the employee quit, then the boss is screwed because they're about to lose the best thing that ever happened to their "failing" company. In other words, don't treat your best employees badly or you're going to lose them and your company.
This and many other stories just drives further home the point that we need, among other things, a nationwide worker's union for each type of work, furthermore we need profit caps for companies and their shareholders, single payer health care, universal basic income and to overhaul our election process to put an end to gerrymandering.
The business in the first story is textbook “Quantity over Quality”. You want customers to repeat their business with you. Even in a big city, you’ll eventually burn through your entire customer base.
return customers are your biggest profit margin because you don't need to do any advertising to bring them back in, they do word of mouth, and your photos are essentially advertisment.
Scummy boss was 100% willing to send OP to jail instead of calling to ask for the equipment back. (Were OP can tell him how to get it back.) They were so pissed at OP that they wanted to "hurt" them in any way possible. OP followed the rules perfectly.
*First OP:* Not epic? On the contrary. OP's story is impressive! It feels good seeing people who wronged you get their karma, especially when you have a part in their downfall.
Story 1: I like that OP continues to do photography even after the age of smartphone cameras basically took out the photography business. OP literally made MOUNDS of cash for just $126. Massive W Always make sure you have the right people for the higher roles.
hahaha "I'm not accepting your resignation" is the biggest BS these scumbosses will tell you. They have zero legal ground on that. You're free to quit anytime. You don't even have to give 2 weeks notice. That's only a courtesy. But do THEY give you any courtesy when they decide to fire you? No. So frankly, unless you NEED a reference for your CV, just quit ASAP.
"You don't even have to give 2 weeks notice. That's only a courtesy." Pretty sure that depends on the country or state as well as the type of job and the contract you signed when you joined (always read the contracts).
Wait it's not legal to withhold someone from quitting... right? Like your basically holding the person hostage. I'm baffled by that boss you said "I don't accept your resignation! I'm sending you to Florida!" Like tf are you gonna do? Kidnap me? It's like trying to break up with someone and they say "we're not broken up! I didn't agree!" Like that's not how that works works pal.
Damn, imagine reporting a scumbag committing financial crimes to the IRS and being able to fully pay off a mortgage as a reward. I could probably live on that high for the rest of my life.
First story: imagine being such a tool as OP's ex-boss is. Told OP didn't gave him notice (when OP totally did), wanted to send them to Florida (probably on OP's own expense), tried to get them arrested for stealing when OP totally gave them every chance to get the equipment back, and basically tried to ruin OP's new business, just to get their own destroyed instead; Also, seems OP's company closed but with OP having a nice payoff in the end, while The Company probably went bankrupt, specially considering their shady business practices, and probably lost a lot of other contractor photographer's due to Jerk's actions aswell.
1st story. Canceling or reporting a credit card stolen to avoid automatic payments from a service is fraud. Lucky that didn't come back to them. They could have been found liable for the pass due rent plus face charges.
So much of what OP did on this story is sketch at best. The credit card and neighbor bits are probably the sketchy-ist. I want to feel good for them and their revenge on their company, but I really can't.
@@partlycloudy7707 not to mention how naive she was about the company calling the police. Idk what she expected to have happen but she was lucky to have been wise enough to cover her tail and even moreso to suffer no blowback.
@@skorpiongod I don't see why there would be blowback. OP warned her ex-boss time and time again she quitted, he decided to avoid her calls to get it back, and basically reported a equipment on storage as 'stolen'; If anything her ex-boss acted on bad faith by making a 'false report', probably as a retaliation attempt.
That last story is pretty funny. There was a bar out in the North Seattle are called Mick Finsters (I think). It was VERY popular. One day, out of the blue, it just completely shut down. The guy wasn’t paying his taxes. It’s now a popular homeless hideout. Hmmm, makes you think.
OP: I quit Boss: I don't accept your resignation, go to Florida. You can quit in 3 weeks if you can find a replacement 1) OP has full rights to quit, it's hilarious 2) It's not OP's job to find a replacement so they can quit 3) It's quitting, not a resignation. There's a difference That boss sounds like he got scammed by a company who went "Well, you can't resign in 2 weeks cause I need to hire a replacement and get them trained" so he wanted to try and pull it on everyone
Don't screw with your accountant. He knows your money which means he knows your life. When you give someone that kind of power, they will use it if they have to. What a schmuck.
My father, also an accountant, had a service station where the owner lived well but had no gift for bookkeeping. He brought in all his receipts for parts and supplies and kept track of his gas, but dad had to guesstimate his actual p&l. 50 years ago, never heard of IRS troubles so guess it was good enough. An example of can’t prove he underreported because his records were too poor and he lived well but not lavishly.
So the person in the story about the photo studio. I got goosebumps all over and got so excited and proud of you. I get so happy for anyone that fights to be successful. 😀
Man the OP of the second story needs a finders fee for sure. The accountant friend might have never looked into this if OP didn't tell him the bars were actually doing well and had the cash discount.
I used to work at a storage facility. Based on OP saying you can't bid on your own stuff, it doesn't sound like it happened in my state. But if other rules/laws are similar, then his former place of employment likely got sent to collections in addition to everything else that happened to them. OP was smart to have everything in the company's name because being sent to collections damages your credit. The only way you're not being sent to collections after having your stuff auctioned for non-payment is if the auction raises enough money to cover the storage bill. Here, it you'll owe a month or two of storage fees, a late fee, and a lien fee before your stuff is sold. On the bright side, if the sale makes more than what you owe you'll be sent a check for the difference. It's rare, but it happens.
4:47... I would have told him I'm putting your valuable camera equipment on the curb, I will wait exactly 1 hour and guard it, then I'm leaving. Your choice.
The biggest thing you have to learn from the 1st story. Don't take crap from "customer", nor your employer. HR is NOT your friend. And always learn to cover your a-s.
To be honest, a menu photographer doesn’t sound that boring. Any photography needs good lighting and setup then whatever other special work needs doing, think about McDonald’s menu, it legally has to be their actual product but look at the pictures vs the mess you get they call food!
About the second story, OP miscalculated the amount owed to the IRS. The 4.5M figure is the amount by which Scott underreported his incomes, not the amount he evaded on taxes. I don’t know what taxes and fines for late payment/tax evasion are in the USA, but the total amount payed to OP friend is probably much lower, neverteless still probably significantly higher than the original amount owed.
"I don't accept your resignation" What? That's really not up to you. You literally can't force a person to work for you. And find your own replacement? How absolutely ridiculous.
95% discount for professional equipment.. DAMN was that a great revenge story.. best part, you gave em every chance to get it.. as my dad would say, you snooze, you lose..
Many people who are into retro stuff (Mysefl included) Prefer the traditional Camera. Sure the cell phone helps on trips and stuff like that. But for school photos, family photos, Go with a real camera.
Boy, I would call that revenge on the company OP took photos for EPIC Revenge. Loved hearing how they got repaid for the terrible way they treated you. Scott free, funny.
similar if you screw your IT guy. They laid me off from a place but didn't know i was making the company hippa compliant, but that the priority was to get compliant and document later. When they laid me and my boss off as a suprise they had no documentation on any of it, and even me trying to tell them got a snarky we'll figure it out. Last I heard they had to start over, because part of Hippa compliance is security, the imaging server had passwords known to only me and my boss, and the image we install was encrypted, same thing with the towers and laptops, because of previous security breaches we locked out the bios'es on the computers, and set a password, and these are enterprise grade systems, resetting cmos does not get you the password. And if you want to boot to a USB drive or the network to say reload that system, you need the password, they don't have anymore. And no you couldn't start it from in Windows, these machines had a local policy set that disabled USB drives from being used, or the DVD drive, and this was done because an executive had started copying things onto a thumb drive so he didn't have to carry around his work laptop. This local policy was set, because the executive insisted on being in the domain admin group, and had the pull with the COE to make that a reality for himself, so our simple solution was a local policy edit, and a manual registry script that ran on startup under the local admin accounts creditials, that again where known only by me and my boss. They called me up first and I quoted them $200/hr minimum billing 80 hours to write the documentation and to change the passwords, they refused, when they contacted my boss he simply told them to F off. Last I heard they had to buy a new server, and new computers company wide as it was impossible to repair the systems we'd already gotten compliant. And let me add, I was laid off after me, my boss, our mobile phone guy, and our network engineer where asked to go to the confrence room because they wanted to recongize the IT department for the good work it did, they then told us we where laid off and had us escorted from the building. So I had no real interest in making their lives easier.
Someone I know did basically the same thing as this but with a brand new mac computer for apple support, they just never took his stuff back from working at home. After so long of slipping through the cracks they sold it off to someone else that actually wanted the thing.
"Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know....."
Have some gem apples OP(first story), give them to your opponents because they’re explosives made of magic! “Gem Apple Bombs; effect: stun for 10 seconds after exploding!!!” With love, -from Magolor.
One of my bffs is a photographer who has her own business and her husband is a photographer too. And together, thier pics look epic! Sports Bar Mitvas and Bat Mitvas and a few grad pics too if you live in the Metroplex area of Texas, please look up Sharon Ellman and Gregg Ellman you'll be so happy you did! Sharing this info because I was inspired by the first story and wanted to show that not all photographer's are mean.
When you mentioned Scott would give cash discounts I immediately understood why, because we'd do the- *cough* I mean, because _he_ could underreport it.
The second story sounds like one of the arcs in a webtoon I am reading right now. A supermarket owner pressures his customers to buy in cash and underpays his employees to avoid taxes. It's called Tax Reaper if anyone is interested.
Who knew that good pictures are more likely to be bought? Who could have ever known that people like nice, flattering pictures of themselves? That keeping a top seller und customers happy makes a lot of money? That weak ultimatums are useless? And that workers know their companies best and know how to screw them over? It is and will continue to be a mystery....
But we didn't know, we didn't listen!! 😫 lol 🤣
Definitely
Im gonna buy the trampoline and sell the trampoline to the same shop, only to keep it and sell it again! (Entitlement)
Trying to cheat your accountant out of money seems like one of the stupidest things to do. It's up there with "don't piss off your IT guy" and "change your mind whenever someone wants something shady you're about to do on paper".
And 'Don't challenge a Sicilian when death is on the line.' I should add. You'd think business owners would understand this by now.
I work for the IRS and I can tell you some CPA are just as crooked as some taxpayers they serve but it’s nice to see honest ones report dishonest taxpayers. Also yes, we will come down on non compliant taxpayer like a ton of bricks.
@@sourisvoleur4854 Oh, well, Afghans have a higher rate of cancer because of orange agent, so who really won that war?
@@wageman5633 never heard of it being known as "The graveyard of empires" but I'm not a history buff. Sounds interesting though, I'll have to look into that.
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I love stories where people are cheating on their taxes. The IRS, despite their reputation, actually prefer to work with people who owe back taxes. The catch is you have to be making an honest effort. If you are trying to screw around or you are committing tax evasion they will come down like a ton of bricks. How do I know? My dad has worked for the IRS since retiring from the military over a decade ago.
As soon as OP's buddy started asking questions I knew exactly what he was going to do.
It does make sense. I mean if you send a person who just couldn't keep up their taxes to jail...then you probably won't get that money back. Or maybe you will(by selling their stuff) but then that person will be in jail and unable to pay taxes for x amount of time. But if you work with them, then you will get your money and they can stay out if jail. It's a win win
@@jacthing1 it absolutely is. Honestly the IRS just wants a person to pay what they owe. During tax season they actively want to give you back your refunds. People just treat them like villains because it is easier to blame the person doing the job of collecting taxes than it is to be mad at the people (Congress) who enact tax policies.
Even The Joker didn't mess with the IRS like that. He knew what would happen.
Honestly most federal government institutions (at least in the US) operate the same way. Their job is, in general, to help the people within their specific juristiction, not to punish people who make a honest mistake.
Boss: **Doesn't let OP quit**
OP: **Steals all his customers and business**
Boss: **Confused Screaming**
@@incognito1059 sussy baka
I always laugh when bosses try to say "you can't quit" - like, unless I have a contract, yes I can lol
@@ChickinSammich If the employee quit, then the boss is screwed because they're about to lose the best thing that ever happened to their "failing" company. In other words, don't treat your best employees badly or you're going to lose them and your company.
@@ChickinSammich "you're fired!"
This and many other stories just drives further home the point that we need, among other things, a nationwide worker's union for each type of work, furthermore we need profit caps for companies and their shareholders, single payer health care, universal basic income and to overhaul our election process to put an end to gerrymandering.
Story 2: Dishonesty about revenue is just ASKING to be thrown in prison.
Don't mess with the IRS
And if you mess with the IRS don't piss off people around you.
Exactly
Even the joker doesn’t mess with them
If the Joker is scared of the IRS, then you better damn well be afraid of them.
Yep, its how they got the mob in the 30's, it wasn't for murder, it was for tax evasion lol
The business in the first story is textbook “Quantity over Quality”. You want customers to repeat their business with you. Even in a big city, you’ll eventually burn through your entire customer base.
Definately 100% agreed!
return customers are your biggest profit margin because you don't need to do any advertising to bring them back in, they do word of mouth, and your photos are essentially advertisment.
This is even more important nowadays where unhappy customers are very likely to leave bad reviews.
The only way of pushing out quantity in a legit business is to have some quality backing it up
Also at some point it better to do it yourself so if you want to be in business then you have to be better then the customers at it
Scummy boss was 100% willing to send OP to jail instead of calling to ask for the equipment back. (Were OP can tell him how to get it back.) They were so pissed at OP that they wanted to "hurt" them in any way possible. OP followed the rules perfectly.
*First OP:* Not epic? On the contrary. OP's story is impressive! It feels good seeing people who wronged you get their karma, especially when you have a part in their downfall.
Story 1: I like that OP continues to do photography even after the age of smartphone cameras basically took out the photography business. OP literally made MOUNDS of cash for just $126. Massive W
Always make sure you have the right people for the higher roles.
Well, there's definitely always wedding
@@pollypockets508 bridezillas are worse than kids tbf.
Yeah heres hoping they go blind and lose use of their hands.
@@joeycampbell940 why do you want op to go blind and lose their hands?
@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 what about bridezillas with kids? Entitled kids even
hahaha "I'm not accepting your resignation" is the biggest BS these scumbosses will tell you. They have zero legal ground on that. You're free to quit anytime. You don't even have to give 2 weeks notice. That's only a courtesy. But do THEY give you any courtesy when they decide to fire you? No. So frankly, unless you NEED a reference for your CV, just quit ASAP.
"You don't even have to give 2 weeks notice. That's only a courtesy." Pretty sure that depends on the country or state as well as the type of job and the contract you signed when you joined (always read the contracts).
@@aaronmccullers384 majority of USA states are "At will" I can walk into work today drop my keys and leave them to do with all the fallout
@@michaelf.2449In South Africa, it's generally a month notice and it's in your contract. My current contract is 2 months notice.
rSlash: "welcome to r/prorevenge where OP puts his toxic boss out of business"
Me: "Ow! This is gonna get NASTY! Lemme get some popcorn!"
I kick everyone out the room for no distractions.. hahaha
@@anabelsama Here you go. 🍿
OP is a she in that story tho
Correct title: OP puts many innocent people out of work.
Im sad cause i knew this one from rob or the kcc channel
That's funny. "I've never had a meatball scream, cry or kick me" I think it's a bad thing when meatballs do. 😂
I always love hearing bosses be like "you aren't allowed to quit" or "I'm denying your quitting" like what?? That's not how this works dumbutt
Honestly the first story could potentially also fit under nuclear revenge
The second one too. The IRS does not play. Scott is probably in jail.
She caused multiple stores to close meaning putting people out of work, that not revenge that's just being a dick.
@@transsnack even the joker from Batman is scared of the IRS xD
Story 2: There’s a damn good reason that not even the Joker messes with the IRS
Wait it's not legal to withhold someone from quitting... right? Like your basically holding the person hostage. I'm baffled by that boss you said "I don't accept your resignation! I'm sending you to Florida!" Like tf are you gonna do? Kidnap me?
It's like trying to break up with someone and they say "we're not broken up! I didn't agree!" Like that's not how that works works pal.
That's right. You legally can't make someone work. That's called slavery, which was outlawed.
Just like its illegal aks fraud to cancel and report credit cards stolen just to get out of paymentz
Damn, imagine reporting a scumbag committing financial crimes to the IRS and being able to fully pay off a mortgage as a reward.
I could probably live on that high for the rest of my life.
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First story: imagine being such a tool as OP's ex-boss is. Told OP didn't gave him notice (when OP totally did), wanted to send them to Florida (probably on OP's own expense), tried to get them arrested for stealing when OP totally gave them every chance to get the equipment back, and basically tried to ruin OP's new business, just to get their own destroyed instead;
Also, seems OP's company closed but with OP having a nice payoff in the end, while The Company probably went bankrupt, specially considering their shady business practices, and probably lost a lot of other contractor photographer's due to Jerk's actions aswell.
When are people gonna learn you just don't mess with the IRS.
I love this story because I do wildlife photography and as someone who buys quality items, I know how good it feels to get a deal on equipment.
1st story. Canceling or reporting a credit card stolen to avoid automatic payments from a service is fraud. Lucky that didn't come back to them. They could have been found liable for the pass due rent plus face charges.
So much of what OP did on this story is sketch at best. The credit card and neighbor bits are probably the sketchy-ist. I want to feel good for them and their revenge on their company, but I really can't.
Plus causing businesses to close means putting innocent people out of work, so I'd call what she did just being a dick not getting revenge.
@@partlycloudy7707 not to mention how naive she was about the company calling the police. Idk what she expected to have happen but she was lucky to have been wise enough to cover her tail and even moreso to suffer no blowback.
@@skorpiongod I don't see why there would be blowback. OP warned her ex-boss time and time again she quitted, he decided to avoid her calls to get it back, and basically reported a equipment on storage as 'stolen';
If anything her ex-boss acted on bad faith by making a 'false report', probably as a retaliation attempt.
That last story is pretty funny. There was a bar out in the North Seattle are called Mick Finsters (I think). It was VERY popular. One day, out of the blue, it just completely shut down. The guy wasn’t paying his taxes. It’s now a popular homeless hideout. Hmmm, makes you think.
Among the things you should never do, there's
Messing with the IT guy
But there's also screwing over the IRS, because you will pay, one way or another
WHO SPITS ON HIM AND THROWS SHOES AT HIM, HE.IS.A.HUMAN.WHO.NEEDS.TIME.FOR.THEMSELVES
The Photographer is a she
OP: I quit
Boss: I don't accept your resignation, go to Florida. You can quit in 3 weeks if you can find a replacement
1) OP has full rights to quit, it's hilarious
2) It's not OP's job to find a replacement so they can quit
3) It's quitting, not a resignation. There's a difference
That boss sounds like he got scammed by a company who went "Well, you can't resign in 2 weeks cause I need to hire a replacement and get them trained" so he wanted to try and pull it on everyone
In the last story maybe Scott didn't get away Scott free, but OP's friend surely has become truly Scott-free
Photo guy should buy the old bosses building and turn it into a storage business, that would be the icing on the cake.
I just love "You can't quit". Sorry but slavery has been outlawed for some time now.
I work at a photography studio as a photo editor. That story was so shocking! I can't even EDIT A BLURRY PICTURE! It's impossible to do so!
rSlash: "Let's call him Scott."
me: "Why you gotta do me like that?"
Don't screw with your accountant. He knows your money which means he knows your life. When you give someone that kind of power, they will use it if they have to. What a schmuck.
OP in the first story is officially my new Hero. Everything so neatly, legally done with documentation to support everything.
Imagine getting a 90% off deal on camera equipment
7:31 2 vary important rules to follow when working with a company of malicious idiots, document everything and cover your own back side
"I shot 316 customers by myself"
*Welp lets hope this doesn't get put out of context!*
I literally don't know what I'd do without Rslash or his new channel
My father, also an accountant, had a service station where the owner lived well but had no gift for bookkeeping. He brought in all his receipts for parts and supplies and kept track of his gas, but dad had to guesstimate his actual p&l. 50 years ago, never heard of IRS troubles so guess it was good enough. An example of can’t prove he underreported because his records were too poor and he lived well but not lavishly.
So the person in the story about the photo studio. I got goosebumps all over and got so excited and proud of you. I get so happy for anyone that fights to be successful. 😀
As SOON as the IRS was mentioned I gasped so hard I started coughing. Ooooh Scott was in BIG trouble there!
1st guy got reverse flash levels of petty 💀💀💀
Man the OP of the second story needs a finders fee for sure. The accountant friend might have never looked into this if OP didn't tell him the bars were actually doing well and had the cash discount.
3:33 "I shot 316 customers"
Another great day waking and baking with rslash and in one minute, fast for an old stoner again this morning
I'm packing one right now, and waiting on coffee (slow Sunday lol). Cheers 💜
Not even the Joker, who's THE most sociopath, chaotic villain there is dares to fuck with the IRS.
Looks like Scott forgot that even the Joker isn't crazy enough to take on the IRS.
Kids, if there is one this you should never cross, it's the IRS
_"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooooooooo thank you!"_
- The Joker
OMG that 1st story is GLORIOUS
I used to work at a storage facility. Based on OP saying you can't bid on your own stuff, it doesn't sound like it happened in my state. But if other rules/laws are similar, then his former place of employment likely got sent to collections in addition to everything else that happened to them.
OP was smart to have everything in the company's name because being sent to collections damages your credit. The only way you're not being sent to collections after having your stuff auctioned for non-payment is if the auction raises enough money to cover the storage bill. Here, it you'll owe a month or two of storage fees, a late fee, and a lien fee before your stuff is sold. On the bright side, if the sale makes more than what you owe you'll be sent a check for the difference. It's rare, but it happens.
The closing dad-joke is why I come back to this channel. Keep doing what you're doing ❤
The last story. I feel the malice in the friend reporting Scott.
That "Scott free" joke is illegal! I want your manager🤣
The camera one was the best story I've heard and I watch a lot of your content along with other people
4:47... I would have told him I'm putting your valuable camera equipment on the curb, I will wait exactly 1 hour and guard it, then I'm leaving. Your choice.
I've listened to this one so many times and it *never* gets old!
Story 1:
OP: I quit.
Boss: You can quit in 3 weeks IF you find your replacement.
Lolwut
Even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS. Dude
I listened to your inter prodcast I loved it so I looking forward for tomorrow’s episode. I love the stories you tell on Reddit.
The biggest thing you have to learn from the 1st story. Don't take crap from "customer", nor your employer. HR is NOT your friend. And always learn to cover your a-s.
13:12 Specifically, a 99.99% discount
To be honest, a menu photographer doesn’t sound that boring. Any photography needs good lighting and setup then whatever other special work needs doing, think about McDonald’s menu, it legally has to be their actual product but look at the pictures vs the mess you get they call food!
"im not accepting your resignation" okay well you cant force me to leave my house, so I won't be here.. have fun!
"i'm not accepting your resignation." Lol. What are you going to do, get a court order forcing me to work? Eff off.
im living for the prorevenge stories 🤣💜
The first story , hehe 🙌🏾 that was hectic 😂
About the second story, OP miscalculated the amount owed to the IRS. The 4.5M figure is the amount by which Scott underreported his incomes, not the amount he evaded on taxes. I don’t know what taxes and fines for late payment/tax evasion are in the USA, but the total amount payed to OP friend is probably much lower, neverteless still probably significantly higher than the original amount owed.
Keeping the true spirit of Reddit alive... reposts 😂
"I don't accept your resignation"
What? That's really not up to you. You literally can't force a person to work for you.
And find your own replacement? How absolutely ridiculous.
Pulled an all-nighter to be here at the release.
Worth it.
Can someone old give you some advice? Those all nighters start making you feel 80 at 35.
You long for all the naps you refused 😂
@@Kiefsti all nighters are a very rare thing for me
@@Kiefsti so thanks
95% discount for professional equipment..
DAMN was that a great revenge story..
best part, you gave em every chance to get it..
as my dad would say, you snooze, you lose..
Many people who are into retro stuff (Mysefl included) Prefer the traditional Camera. Sure the cell phone helps on trips and stuff like that. But for school photos, family photos, Go with a real camera.
Boy, I would call that revenge on the company OP took photos for EPIC Revenge. Loved hearing how they got repaid for the terrible way they treated you.
Scott free, funny.
I knew that joke was coming lmao
"Scott free"
Listening you your voice puts me at ease and stops me from raging about cod cw glitches and lag problems
Always a great strategy to screw over your accountant.
What's the worst that could happen?
similar if you screw your IT guy. They laid me off from a place but didn't know i was making the company hippa compliant, but that the priority was to get compliant and document later. When they laid me and my boss off as a suprise they had no documentation on any of it, and even me trying to tell them got a snarky we'll figure it out. Last I heard they had to start over, because part of Hippa compliance is security, the imaging server had passwords known to only me and my boss, and the image we install was encrypted, same thing with the towers and laptops, because of previous security breaches we locked out the bios'es on the computers, and set a password, and these are enterprise grade systems, resetting cmos does not get you the password. And if you want to boot to a USB drive or the network to say reload that system, you need the password, they don't have anymore. And no you couldn't start it from in Windows, these machines had a local policy set that disabled USB drives from being used, or the DVD drive, and this was done because an executive had started copying things onto a thumb drive so he didn't have to carry around his work laptop. This local policy was set, because the executive insisted on being in the domain admin group, and had the pull with the COE to make that a reality for himself, so our simple solution was a local policy edit, and a manual registry script that ran on startup under the local admin accounts creditials, that again where known only by me and my boss. They called me up first and I quoted them $200/hr minimum billing 80 hours to write the documentation and to change the passwords, they refused, when they contacted my boss he simply told them to F off. Last I heard they had to buy a new server, and new computers company wide as it was impossible to repair the systems we'd already gotten compliant.
And let me add, I was laid off after me, my boss, our mobile phone guy, and our network engineer where asked to go to the confrence room because they wanted to recongize the IT department for the good work it did, they then told us we where laid off and had us escorted from the building. So I had no real interest in making their lives easier.
"I'm sending you to Florida" sounds like a threat tbh
Dabneeeeeeey coming thru with the Sunday Rslash!!!
Do not fuck with: the IT guy, tree law, your accountant, the IRS
PSA: If you're going to mess with the IRS, don't screw over your accountant 🤦
I was wondering if Rslash was going to comment on the stupidity of a boss telling their employee that they’re not allowed to quit
Weird that when employees say they’re gonna quit employers are like “no lol go do this” like no I said I was leaving what are you gonna do ? Fire me ?
Someone I know did basically the same thing as this but with a brand new mac computer for apple support, they just never took his stuff back from working at home. After so long of slipping through the cracks they sold it off to someone else that actually wanted the thing.
"Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know....."
Have some gem apples OP(first story), give them to your opponents because they’re explosives made of magic!
“Gem Apple Bombs; effect: stun for 10 seconds after exploding!!!”
With love, -from Magolor.
The first story would be the best ad ever “hi I destroyed a business you want your picture
Op's friend: summons the IRS to mutilate Scott
Op: *spectator mode*
"i shot 316 customers by myself"
what a great sentence to take out of context
I wonder if the accountant gave his friend a small cut for alerting him to the busy bar scene.
One of my bffs is a photographer who has her own business and her husband is a photographer too. And together, thier pics look epic! Sports Bar Mitvas and Bat Mitvas and a few grad pics too if you live in the Metroplex area of Texas, please look up Sharon Ellman and Gregg Ellman you'll be so happy you did! Sharing this info because I was inspired by the first story and wanted to show that not all photographer's are mean.
"Scott didnt get away Scott free" 🤣
Now that you're a dad I see this as a dad joke! lol. Good 1!
I just got the perfect ad as soon as he said “my buddy said” it cut to “at O'Charley's”
The first story is the definition of "match and beat".
First story: the boss was playing checkers and the OP was playing 4D chess
When you mentioned Scott would give cash discounts I immediately understood why, because we'd do the- *cough* I mean, because _he_ could underreport it.
This channel never ceases to surprise me
Man, that neighbour is a legend
I was not expecting the "Scot Free" pun at the end... but I should have been.
The second story sounds like one of the arcs in a webtoon I am reading right now. A supermarket owner pressures his customers to buy in cash and underpays his employees to avoid taxes. It's called Tax Reaper if anyone is interested.
That ending pun HURT ME
Can't just not accept a resignation. Notice is professional courtesy, not requirement.
Bro the guy is a photography genius