BigMooney: diana if you could simply shut the fuck up BigMooney: 47 is ready and has come to sapience this time to kill ones again wolfs: awowowowo they say tonight BigMooney: wolfs are ready they shall feast tonight 0:35
you missed someone in the apartment that you missed the first time you did Sapienza your new body count is 5,195 Paris: 299 Sapienza: 298 Marrakesh: 283 Sapienza The Icon: 133 Bangkok: 286 Colorado: 134 Hokkaido: 169 ICA facility: 128 Paris Christmas: 308 Sapienza Landslide: 568 Marrakesh AHBoS: 947 Colorado Pro: 141 Sapienza Pro: 294 Hokkaido Pro 187 Bangkok Pro: 297 Hokkaido PZ: 139 Bangkok PZ: 247 Sapienza PZ: 128 Colorado PZ: 0 Paris Pro: 0 Marrakesh Pro: 0 Other hitman videos: 346
Matej Tomala I did count every level of every escalation he did in a video every ET he completed and contract and challenge pack etc it took me like 2 hours
Police report: 3 squads of armed police officers showed up on the beaches of sapienza, they where alerted by a caller identified dead at the site. Upon further inspection all residents where murdered by external forces, one of the officers held a DNA analysis. Fingerprints and footprints where found but none of them where of a registered citizen, nor registered anywhere. When the squads approached the hub for the cameras, all data was wiped. 2 men where identified, one is a famous book writer. The other is of Indian nationality and as identified to be in a cult. Two days later a garbage man arrived and found bodies in the trash cans, the finger prints matched the ones that where identified but couldn’t be traced back to anyone on the face of the entire continent of Europe, America, the Middle East , and others. The same incident occurred in japan, Africa , France , Colorado , And india. The same day body’s where found in containers in residential areas and housing, all locations have been condemned and either closed to the public or condemned. The occurrences are now known as the Mooney murders, police are on high alert as a race will be going on near these areas and may be a window for the anonymous killer that has terrorized many country’s.
For clarity, 'hen' is just a general term for a woman - it's perfectly normal to use the term with family and friends. 'Wee man' is a similar term, usually used as one would use 'mate' or 'pal' - similar to mate and pal, it can be used as a term of affection or as the preamble to a fight, as in "whit are ye lookin at, wee man?" Edit: and yes, in general, 'wee' means 'small', but in the example of 'wee man', we're not necessarily calling the other person small.
At the end of every mission in Hitman there’s a non-target kill penalty that reads Nx-5000. N is representing the variable number of non-targets that are killed during a mission. I simply add N to the number of targets, and thus get the number of kills that occurred during a kill everyone challenge.
Probably only 2. Thanks to IO being lazy, they made PZ Colorado into a sniper only mission. It would be a very short and pointless episode and I don’t know if there are enough sniper rounds provided to kill all the NPCs either.
Can you please put down a breaching charge with a whole load of coins on top of it. Then drag as much bodies on top of the charge with the coins on it and then when you detonate it, bodies go to SPACE!!!
It doesn’t really matter how much, because it’s more that the placement of the coin(s) matter. That’s because the coins are registered as a physics object which are lighter than the bodies, but still pushes the bodies really hard into the sky. So if you place a body right on top of the coin on the charge, then there will be no way the coin misses the npc.
Ive been watching your videos since yesterday , your quite entertaining to watch and funny , that bit when you got shot after kindly giving that guy a drink in the toilet was brilliant and funny
4:15 for every action there is an equal opposite reaction. if his gun made those two guys (who probably would weigh around 190 each) fly backwards then that would have to be around 400 LBS of kickback from the pistol. Not even agent 47 could shoot a gun like that. same principle with rifles.
29:50 that made me really nostalgic of the very first Sapienza kill challenge where you do the same to the stoner lmao Amazing video as always, these keep delivering!
i think in the original he just went "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TURN THAT SHITE DOWN MATE" before lodging an axe into his face. are you thinking of Landslide
Just as I was playing this map and making a not so subtle "silent assassin "run I thought "wait a minute wouldnt it be cool for bigmooney to make a ka run for this" and boom here it is! Thank you mate you are the best
When I played this level I used to dress up as the super fan and run around the map with the machete like a slasher movie. Great video as always Mooney!
I love you big money I'm actually stuck in my bed due to some serious leg conditions so thanks for letting. Me at least have a good time while lying in bed
Motorcyclist/Fire axe only on Hokkaido (Patient Zero if you feel like it). You can only kill with a fire axe while wearing the motorcyclist outfit, no exceptions.
Bigmoony, you said at the end of the video if you speed run thisnyou can probably get it done in 10 minutes or so. So an idea came to me. A speed run of kill every one on this map, no running around just murder anyone who gets in the way. With the commentary it should be entertaining.
Snipers: One shot one kill
BigMooney: One shot four kills
Yes
Yes
BigMooney sniper: one shoot, five kills
I swear that “non target killed” notification is gonna be indented in the screen
Mom: we’re going to sapienza
Me: we’re going to die
BigMooney: diana if you could simply shut the fuck up
BigMooney: 47 is ready and has come to sapience this time to kill ones again
wolfs: awowowowo they say tonight
BigMooney: wolfs are ready they shall feast tonight 0:35
The dots were from the camera on the wall of the church
"Oooh, spooky!" I lost it when you said that, well that and "run away, run away, run away!"
Security:Security give up what youre holding
Hitman: *throws a shuriken at his face*
Here you go
you missed someone in the apartment that you missed the first time you did Sapienza
your new body count is 5,195
Paris: 299
Sapienza: 298
Marrakesh: 283
Sapienza The Icon: 133
Bangkok: 286
Colorado: 134
Hokkaido: 169
ICA facility: 128
Paris Christmas: 308
Sapienza Landslide: 568
Marrakesh AHBoS: 947
Colorado Pro: 141
Sapienza Pro: 294
Hokkaido Pro 187
Bangkok Pro: 297
Hokkaido PZ: 139
Bangkok PZ: 247
Sapienza PZ: 128
Colorado PZ: 0
Paris Pro: 0
Marrakesh Pro: 0
Other hitman videos: 346
Ouch.
Now tell me honestly, did you really, REALLY count all of them
They are shown by the game at the end of each mission, m8. He didn't have to count.
Matej Tomala I did count every level of every escalation he did in a video every ET he completed and contract and challenge pack etc it took me like 2 hours
and it is "Marrakesh AHBoS" not "ABos" :D
Police report: 3 squads of armed police officers showed up on the beaches of sapienza, they where alerted by a caller identified dead at the site.
Upon further inspection all residents where murdered by external forces, one of the officers held a DNA analysis. Fingerprints and footprints where found but none of them where of a registered citizen, nor registered anywhere. When the squads approached the hub for the cameras, all data was wiped. 2 men where identified, one is a famous book writer. The other is of Indian nationality and as identified to be in a cult. Two days later a garbage man arrived and found bodies in the trash cans, the finger prints matched the ones that where identified but couldn’t be traced back to anyone on the face of the entire continent of Europe, America, the Middle East , and others.
The same incident occurred in japan, Africa , France , Colorado , And india.
The same day body’s where found in containers in residential areas and housing, all locations have been condemned and either closed to the public or condemned. The occurrences are now known as the Mooney murders, police are on high alert as a race will be going on near these areas and may be a window for the anonymous killer that has terrorized many country’s.
Mr. Aztec Africa?
@@jaimebijker8442 Marrakech is in Morrocco which is in Africa.
AJ Smith i forgot About that one because i dont play the map
Thanks
So morroco not Africa and Thailand not india
ive been watching these videos so much lately that i called my best friend a "weeman" and my sister a "hen"
I'm sorry but wtf does the weeman mean??? is it a actual thing or???
Niko Soukkala An example "it's just a wee problem" As in it's another word for small or little.
saying 'hen' is like saying babe, so you basically just hit on your sister :D
For clarity, 'hen' is just a general term for a woman - it's perfectly normal to use the term with family and friends. 'Wee man' is a similar term, usually used as one would use 'mate' or 'pal' - similar to mate and pal, it can be used as a term of affection or as the preamble to a fight, as in "whit are ye lookin at, wee man?"
Edit: and yes, in general, 'wee' means 'small', but in the example of 'wee man', we're not necessarily calling the other person small.
jedaaa your defo no from Scotland lol
'Anti Aircraft Gun' made me laugh :D
Wes Lesley everything made me laugh
Me 2
Can you shoot that plane down with this *anti-aircraftgun* ?
Next it’s a anti tank rifle condensed into a pistol
Anti aircraft gun is taking it lightly. I’m pretty sure that was a “fuck off and die planet destroying” gun
Kill everyone challenge (ninja only)
Newt A was gonna say that xD
i tried it but it's hard as fuck i don't think he is going to do it
Cool
He did it but different map
Kill everyone Santa only in sapienza
“How do you read?”
-Guards Last Words 2K18
You forgot he said over bro lol
@@gammaao think he didn't mention the over part cause it makes it less funny
And with a new kill everyone challenge comes an update to 47s body count list that n0rric put together a while ago.
Paris: 297 (+2 Targets)
Sapienza: 296 (+2 Targets)
Marrakesh: 281 (+2 Targets)
The Icon: 132 (+1 Target)
Bangkok: 284 (+2 Targets)
Colorado: 130 (+4 Targets)
Hokkaido: 167 (+2 Targets)
ICA Facility: 82/46 (+1 Target Each)
Holiday Hoarder: 306 (+2 Targets)
Landslide: 567 (+1 Target)
A House Built on Sand: 945 (+2 Targets)
Colorado (Pro): 137 (+4 Targets)
Sapienza (Pro): 292 (+2 Targets)
Hokkaido (Pro): 185 (+2 Targets)
Bangkok (Pro): 295 (+2 Targets)
Hokkaido (PZ): 55 (+84 Targets)
Bangkok (PZ): 245 (+2 Targets)
Sapienza (PZ): 126 (+2 Targets)
Paris (Pro) : 0
Marrakesh (Pro): 0
Colorado (PZ): 0
Grand Total: 4984
Poultrygeist Moral of the story: There is no moral, just DON’T FUCK WITH AGENT 47
At the end of every mission in Hitman there’s a non-target kill penalty that reads Nx-5000. N is representing the variable number of non-targets that are killed during a mission. I simply add N to the number of targets, and thus get the number of kills that occurred during a kill everyone challenge.
So, more importantly, that means we still have 3 of these to look forward to, yay!
Probably only 2. Thanks to IO being lazy, they made PZ Colorado into a sniper only mission. It would be a very short and pointless episode and I don’t know if there are enough sniper rounds provided to kill all the NPCs either.
Johnny McMurica you forgot about escalations and sub contracts
Aww Mooney you have no idea how much I needed this. Fractured my ankle last week and have been feeling pretty miserable because of it so cheers pall.
I love when the beat of the music is lined up with the gunshots. Very satisfying!
Can you please put down a breaching charge with a whole load of coins on top of it. Then drag as much bodies on top of the charge with the coins on it and then when you detonate it, bodies go to SPACE!!!
Master Mairon why do you need coins?
The coins make the bodies fly, I have no idea why. It just does.
Master Mairon how many coins
It doesn’t really matter how much, because it’s more that the placement of the coin(s) matter. That’s because the coins are registered as a physics object which are lighter than the bodies, but still pushes the bodies really hard into the sky. So if you place a body right on top of the coin on the charge, then there will be no way the coin misses the npc.
Only got to "The Man With The Chrome Head" and I'm pissing myself. A+ content Mooney
6:55 Holy crap is that so perfectly timed with the music in the background! So satisfying for some reason
18:12 There's a camera there.
There's also the few frames whenever he fired at the ground, a bunch of white outlines on the ground would appear.
@@justanotheraltaccount7821 That is to show that the camera 'noticed'
14:10 you just killed agent smith from the matrix.
I appreciate that the gunshots were in sync with the music at 6:54
6:55 - 7:03 perfectly synced with the music. Looks like 47 would be a good musician.
U need to do Hokkaido virus again but let everyone get infected first then go crazy
Yeah you'll get a high "target eliminated" score
Wondered about this, if everyone in the map is infected, you can kill everyone and still get a high score theoretically!
@@slinky_malinki5330 except the people with the hazard suit
@@sabrina2368 You can undress them and they can get infected.
Ive been watching your videos since yesterday , your quite entertaining to watch and funny , that bit when you got shot after kindly giving that guy a drink in the toilet was brilliant and funny
"I'm just going for a pish alright? Juuust going for a pish okay?" Love the commentary!!!
I love how 47 walks upstairs while crouched, his legs just suddenly extend to me. It funny
It’s like a second Christmas.
With ice cream instead of snow :D
Nihl Uxler no. Its better than a second christmas...
Vollification
Thematically, it would be more like little bits of brain and skull instead of snow :D
Nihl Uxler this game has great ai
Those red dots are coming from the surveillance camera. They all do that, but i think it's just easier to notice in the dark.
Looovely BM! These are the best "try not to be satisfied" vids around
4:15 for every action there is an equal opposite reaction. if his gun made those two guys (who probably would weigh around 190 each) fly backwards then that would have to be around 400 LBS of kickback from the pistol. Not even agent 47 could shoot a gun like that. same principle with rifles.
I remember when you used to do these with stealth. Use to, now you just run around with a hand cannon. I am not complaining.
"You - keep shtum son!"
That genuinely had me laughing. Love your Hitman videos, doesn't matter if they're older now they're still awesome content!
"Lee Harvey Gonebald"
The guys at IO should totally use this as an alias...
"He's, just... just- I don't know. I'm confused."
*Hunted*
Keep doing what you're doing, man. I love this channel
I love the body physics when they die. They move like a feather in the wind.
Anyone know the name of the pistol that he used that was an “anti-aircraft gun”?
Look up the c96 AA
The striker, you can get it from an escalation in Hokkaido
THIS IS AMAZING I'M CRYING WITH JOY
5:29
Hats off to 47, he was determined to make sure his victim drowned no matter the cost.
22:40 'yo what up fool, you just chillin'
The red dots are from the security cameras
29:50 that made me really nostalgic of the very first Sapienza kill challenge where you do the same to the stoner lmao
Amazing video as always, these keep delivering!
i think in the original he just went "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TURN THAT SHITE DOWN MATE" before lodging an axe into his face. are you thinking of Landslide
Just as I was playing this map and making a not so subtle "silent assassin "run I thought "wait a minute wouldnt it be cool for bigmooney to make a ka run for this" and boom here it is! Thank you mate you are the best
When I played this level I used to dress up as the super fan and run around the map with the machete like a slasher movie. Great video as always Mooney!
"I'm like Altair"
Made me chortle.
Has anyone ever called 47 chrome dome🤔😂😂
Not in person. There's no known survivors, at least.
That's why these massacres keep happening.
Has anyone ever called you king savage🤔😂😂
Bigmooney! Yes! You have returned with greatness and flying bodies!
12:30 I was drinking soup and the music and commentary literally made me spit my soup on the screen
How many times has 47 entered one Italian town just to murder all of the towns civilians?
Italy must be pissed by now
Hi there, I just wanted to say that I really love your videos and that you’re really funny. 👍
I love these videos, so much. Keep up the good work, we love youuu.
Not seen a video with music/gameplay sound sync in a while Mooney! Thank you! I enjoyed those old battlefield videos of that, YouV2!!!!
The red lights is not snipers tho paddy is in italy right now but the cams they are green normally and if you cross their path it turns red.
I appreciate you so much, bigMooney06
You're the only one with this accent that sounds amazing and I love it
I needed my favourite Scottish assassin to satiate my love of genocide. Thanks Mooney
5:27 best part
12:33 a backflip and a perfect dive xD
I think Mooney is the only youtuber that I get excited over when he uploads
I love you big money I'm actually stuck in my bed due to some serious leg conditions so thanks for letting. Me at least have a good time while lying in bed
Steven Boddie get well soon mate
Get better soon G
Get well soon dude.
Same boat different cabin for me. I have 2 compression fractures in my spine. bigMooney's vids help keep me going.
Glad you're enjoying the content bud. Hope you feel better soon. :)
Striker=OP
Striker when wielded by BigMooney06= Absolute Overkill
These are always the best!
I can’t wait for season two. Awesome video as always
Nice to see a Striker Kill Everyone Challenge, can you do more Striker Kill Everyone Challenges because that will be fun. Always love your content
Literally sees guy get murdered in front of him.
Guard:" affirmative, baggen and taggen
"Pish" Haha I love it when you say that lol
love this guy he always makes me laugh and i almost spit out my drink
The music in this mission is surprisingly Marrakesh like.
24:43
“You existed and that was enough”
At this point, not knowing Bigmooney’s actual face, I have come to associate his face with 47’s. Which makes these videos damn funny.
Your commentary is amazing.
Finally a new One! In my opinion his best and funniest Series on his Channel ^^
Best? Maybe. Funniest? No. The funniest series belongs to Wan Baw McGraw.
''in my Opinion"
This is great! laughing so hard! you have earned a sub. Keep up the great work
Motorcyclist/Fire axe only on Hokkaido (Patient Zero if you feel like it). You can only kill with a fire axe while wearing the motorcyclist outfit, no exceptions.
I fucking love when you upload kill everyone.
12:31 he just gave Italy their 3rd gold medal with that dive
4:50 - gotta love the narration!!
BigMooney06: I’ve never seen scream
Me neither Mooney, me neither
Bigmoony, you said at the end of the video if you speed run thisnyou can probably get it done in 10 minutes or so. So an idea came to me. A speed run of kill every one on this map, no running around just murder anyone who gets in the way. With the commentary it should be entertaining.
You are one of the funniest RUclipsrs I’ve ever watched
Keep this up mooney its very entertaining
Headline reads: “Scottish Ghost Murders Seaside Town”
Chapter 3 you crack me up bigmoney06
For anyone looking for the song on 14:50, it's called Shabangalaang Melody by The Underscore Orkestra.
47 can take 16 point blank shots from behind? GOOD GOD MATE
Mooney here being so good that he doesn't even know what the security camera grid looks like. ;D
He is effectively the grim reaper
“Have some common fucking decency” says the man drowning someone.
6:59 The music fits perfectly with the gameplay
Nothing better than watching bigmoony and eating chocolate cake
Loving the new uploading schedule keep it up👌
would love to see a montage of just the most comical kills
I love your videos and comments more than playing by myself.
Nice touch with the classical music while murdering civilians, guards and mission targets!
"Whoa i ddn't expect bats!" - 2020
Your videos are absolutely hilarious mate
I'm glad i found this channel he's so funny.
Those chapter titles are so clever
"You should sue! That's my legal advice." xD
"Scurry away....." Big moonay 2017