This is basically like a friend that's really good at fighting games among your group, who finally decides to go to a local tournament and gets their ass beat by someone in the Top 50. Woolie's insanity can't even match the elderitch horror that is Pat. Personally, I've seen Pat's mind goblins enough so that it doesn't cause as much horror to me as usual. HOWEVER, FOOD mind goblins is an unacceptable line to cross, that activates some primal rage within me that screams "NO THAT'S WRONG, THOUGH." Shaking food to let some of the flavor intentionally fall off, eating cereal like a madman with nowhere enough milk, in the smallest spoon possible, THROWING AWAY said milk; these are the crimes where if I was an Inquisition officer, I'd have Pat thrown in a dungeon for crimes agains the lord. In other words, the WORST it's ever been.
Another case of Woolie giving ultimately benign advice that SHOULDN'T warrant a strong response from anyone, getting an EXTREMELY strong response from Pat because he's insane and puppetted by his mind goblines.
"I hate having chips with extra flavor because the flavor powder is like the chip's shit." I swear to god, Pat just gets crazier & crazier as time goes on. He just keeps breaking through new tiers of "this is the worst it's ever been". He's just a meat-mecha piloted by mind goblins at this point.
i like how pat dismisses woolies chip goblin while he's a digusting food shaker removing micro nutrients and flavor into the air making his food objectively worse.,
Having OCD myself i find Pat's near embracement of his own mind goblins and seeming refusal to try to address them and improve his condition to be very confusing, slightly irritating, worrying and overall just unhealthy. If Pat is actually working on his OCD and just doesn't talk about it, then disregard the above and regardless of whether or not he's working on it, i do wish him the best. Because OCD is stressful and limiting.
@@VerbalLearning Honestly, as another Pat with OCD the extent to which I could relate to his crazy bullshit was worrying. For the most part though, it's stuff I *used* to do back when I was a kid and hadn't developed the appropriate skills to deal with the emotive obsessions. That being said, when I'm with people who knew me from back then and to whom I am the designated "crazy friend," a niche similar to what Pat Classic has carved for himself, I will absolutely play up my symptoms for the sake of a laugh, and having followed Pat Classic since the early days of tbfp I feel pretty confident that's what he's doing here to an extent.
I mean I wouldnt do what woolie is talking about, but I can at the very least understand the logic behind it. Pat on the otherhand befuddles me beyond no end.
Pat: "I think most bacon is overcooked." Me: "I am 100% in agreement." Pat: "I don't drink my milk afterwards because it's not pure milk." Me: "Okay, NOW you've lost me....."
I was gonna say I expected this behavior from Pat but not Woolie. Then I remembered Woolie owns a tool for scooping Pringles out of the tube instead of just tilting the tube like a normal person.
Woolie's entire problem stems from treating every bite of food the same as a unique video game Consumable that he also has to map a non-standard control device to for maximizing the combo timing. It's a condition I also relate to from growing up in poverty and one Pat literally can't relate to because of his bougie precondition and especially because of his mutation causing missing sense of Smell-to-Taste.
At first I was like, "Yeah okay if you don't like the dust, that's fine." Then I saw Woolie imitating shaking a burger through Pat's description and laughed out loud. THEN I heard Pat say he shakes his cereal spoon to get his messy milk off the spoon and I'm just thinking, "PAT THAT SPOON WAS IN YOUR MOUTH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. MY SPOON IS INSTANTLY GOING BACK FOR MORE CEREAL."
@@iller3 Honestly I just hate food waste in general. You have to be some privileged psycho who lives in his own ass to throw out nourishing food. Love ya, Pat.
Pat has said a lotta upsetting things throughout the years but the thought of LESSENING the amount of milk that goes with your cereal is definitely up there
It's baffling to me how Pat almost always in every single podcast says that he does or thinks the most insane shit with the straightest face and the most confidence in himself and he's 100% convinced what he's saying is *not* weird at all
He is always pretty quick to agree that it's crazy. I'm guessing you don't deal with this yourself. It is possible to be driven by compulsion rationalized by a delusion while also consciously knowing that it is irrational.
Flipping the bag and lightly shaking it worked exceedingly well on my ghost pepper chips, which were seasoned with flakes/powder. I attest to the effectiveness of Woolie’s method.
Dear [the only sane person in this thread] While the 'Invert & Shake' method does provide the most effective redistribution of rogue flavour particles for the minimal outlay of effort there are two potential drawbacks to consider; 1 • Some of that errant flavour dust will stubbornly cling that bottom part of the bag _(now the opening)_ putting the user at 'greatly enhanced risk(?!)' of getting chip dust on parts of the hand besides the fingertip. Not that it's a huge big problem if you have 'normal person skin' that doesn't fully freak out on contact with anything other than perfectly normal air. 2 • Having that little pile of intense flavour to look forward to at the end of a bag is sometimes the best bit! Even _imagining_ a bag of salt and vinegar crisps without that little blast of flavour at the end . . . devastating.
@@EggBastion I was onboard for the full arc...until vinegar chips shippuden. Dude VC's are gross Xd...still agree with the entire dust distribution method/risks thereof though
Woolie says that flipping the bag will allow the bag to sprinkle the dust down to the new bottom... 1. Woolie contends that shaking the bag doesn't work (apparently Woolie uses his chip bags as punching bags for his boxing training) 2. I don't know what chips Woolie eats but there's never large copious amounts of flavor dust in any of the bags of chips i've eaten over my entire life (crumb size for sure but never dust) Pat is right, it's all placebo and Woolie thinks what he is doing is making the chips more evenly distributed
As a man who likes off-brand chips, I constantly get at least a 3rd of a teaspoon of flavor dust and it does coat the chips a little more OBJECTIVELY making them more flavorful. I don't open it upside down like Woolie though, I just flip it a few times before opening.
Not I'm thinking Pat is trying to become some kind of busted Artorius. He's going deep into the abyss and now he has a pupper companion. If that dog is ever seen with a sword my fears will be confirmed.
I always have mixed feelings with Pat's opinions. I agree with him pretty often on his weird hang ups and OCD rituals even if they seem kinda crazy to people; I agree maybe even a majority of the time. But then Pat says stuff like he shakes his burgers which is just on another level and it just blows me away.
woolie, thinking he's crazy: i shake the bag so the flavor powder get on every bit pat, completely serious: i dust off my food. i eat cereal with a tea spoon. i don't drink the milk at the end of my cereal. i sometimes eat dry cereal and then sip milk.
>Pat being like "I don't drink the remaining milk with the cereal bits in it" *has a flashback to Gavin Free* "All your cereal is people's names!" "YEAH FRUIT LOOPS, MY BUDDY FRUIT LOOPS."
woolie with the most milketoast food crime of eating a bag of chip upside down then pat legitimaly making me angry with shacking a hamburger (BTW REST YOUR MEAT IF YOU DONT WANT IT TO LEAK) and then Pat had the audacity of saying he throws out the remaining cereal milk like a fucking psychoPAT.
Shaking a bag does the exact opposite of what you want. If you shake a mixture (such as potato chips + flavor dust) the small pieces fall deeper and big pieces stay up. Just like when you shake a nut mix, the bigger nuts stay on top while the small ones move down. If you were to turn the chip bag upside down and shake it and then turn it back over, then you'd get what you want.
It's a good thing Matt isn't in these podcast anymore, because if he was he would have had a screaming crying temper tantrum at the thought of Woolie eating food in a way he didn't personally approve of
When I messed up on Powdered milk as a kid, I blamed it on not following directions as I didn't have a measuring cup. Woolie seems to just blame the milk.
No joke, whenever I would see a cereal advertise that it "stays crunchy in milk till the last bite" I would get confused and ask why someone who wanted their cereal to stay crunchy wouldn't just eat it dry with a glass of milk on the side. I like my cereal to be a little soggy, and will actually mix it around and wait for it to soften up before I start eating it. I thought that was the whole point of pouring milk over it in the first place. So a cereal that stays crunchy in milk sounds terrible to me.
@@UltimaKeyMaster So why pour the milk on it at all? Wouldn't you get the perfect crunch and still get the nice milk combo if you just washed every bite down with a sip of milk?
No, all of you are sociopaths. Here's the REAL way of eating cereal: (sarcasm btw) You don't pour too much cereal into the bowl because if you do, by the time you finish half of it the other half will have turned into soggy shit. You do, however, put enough milk to cover all the cereal. This way, not only do you get crunchy cereal, but also enough milk. The disadvantage of this method is that you will have to re-pour cereal and some milk after the first one is done because you'd be left hungry otherwise, since you put less cereal on one go than to fully feed you.
Amongst my friends an argument like this would be dropped after one minute because of how ridiculous it is. But at CSB, its just a different hour of a different week.
Exactly. Woolie says something somewhat sensible but you don't fully agree with it. Then Pat opens his mouth and Woolie starts to sound like the smartest person alive.
Wow, I didn't know how extra Pat is about his snack habits which raises some serious questions. If he really thinks of the milk after eating cereal as trash he doesn't like, why eat cereal? And if chocolate cereal is OK, how about the milk after cocoa crisps or strawberry milk period?
The shaking the spoon thing is so moronic cus you're getting milk BACK ON THE SPOON THE MOMENT YOU DIP IT IN THE BOWL AGAIN. You're NOT resetting it to zero by shaking it you're just wasting time. You wanna do it, that's fine but don't justify it with bullshit that literally has no logic.
I think he’s saying he shakes out his cereal and milk covered spoon to get some of the milk off before he puts it in his mouth. Which still sounds like a huge time waster.
Y'know, I agreed with Pat up until he said he shakes all his food. EDIT: But I agreed again when he said you need to get rid of the excess milk in the spoon. I will die on this tiny molehill with this tiny moleman. AND THEN he said he throws out the cereal milk. I think I'm going to be walking up and down this molehill 'til the end of time.
Someone need a life hack after the _unpleasentness?_ If your bathmat is the type with suction cups hang it on the shower wall. It will drip-dry and not get all mildewy as fast as well as letting the tub dry so you don't get stagnant water.
Sidenote to anyone using adblock, the placement of ads during this segment is fucking hilarious. Every time we learn a single new food crime of Pat and there's a pause, an ad starts playing as a cold open. Props to Minh or Solidus, whoever's compiling this.
This is one case of Pat explicitly dialing his crazy up just to be contrary to Woolie, in order to mess with him. Pat is weird in all kinds of ways, but his tell here was the milk discussion towards the end. It reached a point where Woolie would say one thing and Pat just goes "No it doesn't."
My ex was super uncomfortable with people seeing him eat so I used to just pour soup all over my face to eat and it stopped him caring about his own eating as much.
It's funny since Pat was in favor of placebo, why wouldnt he be ok with tricking yourself into having better chips in the case it doesn't work? well i know the answer. He's a goblin
It’s cute that Woolie thinks he could ever out-crazy Pat.
Idk man, he tried to say fried pasta was superior to boiled pasta when he was trying to say boiled food sucks.
@@parodysam I didn't even know anyone else fried their pasta.
Not true. See Woolie and his simping for the game boy
@@LOSTLEAD8R grow up.
In which Pat is glad that he is in another building so Woolie wouldn't throw him out like uncle Phil.
He is completely secure within his domain. None can enter his Greater Cube Field.
ARGH!
Goddamnit
14:20
Woolie realizes that he is now trapped in a shared business with a legitimate psychopath
This is basically like a friend that's really good at fighting games among your group, who finally decides to go to a local tournament and gets their ass beat by someone in the Top 50. Woolie's insanity can't even match the elderitch horror that is Pat.
Personally, I've seen Pat's mind goblins enough so that it doesn't cause as much horror to me as usual. HOWEVER, FOOD mind goblins is an unacceptable line to cross, that activates some primal rage within me that screams "NO THAT'S WRONG, THOUGH."
Shaking food to let some of the flavor intentionally fall off, eating cereal like a madman with nowhere enough milk, in the smallest spoon possible, THROWING AWAY said milk; these are the crimes where if I was an Inquisition officer, I'd have Pat thrown in a dungeon for crimes agains the lord.
In other words, the WORST it's ever been.
I couldn't finish the whole clip. It was too much.
Woolie tried to be the bad guy, but Pat was the real Mastermind behind food crimes
Woolie would be considered crazy for a lot of things he says on the podcast if he weren't sharing it with Patrick "Shit Completely Nude" Boivin.
Shiting completely nude is one of the more normal pat things. It helps with constipation
Pat "if they see you chew they can steal your power" Boivin
... you don't shit completely nude? What's wrong with you?
Pat "Shit While Holding the Toilet Paper Roll and Then Put It Back On The Toilet Paper Holder When You're Done" Boivin
@@manticorephoenix NOW I HAVE YOUR POWER!
Another case of Woolie giving ultimately benign advice that SHOULDN'T warrant a strong response from anyone, getting an EXTREMELY strong response from Pat because he's insane and puppetted by his mind goblines.
That's all the podcast is
The chuging the cool refreshing milk after the cereal from the bowl is the best part.
I got Hershey's kisses cereal and I agree, its the best.
"I hate having chips with extra flavor because the flavor powder is like the chip's shit."
I swear to god, Pat just gets crazier & crazier as time goes on. He just keeps breaking through new tiers of "this is the worst it's ever been". He's just a meat-mecha piloted by mind goblins at this point.
Next podcast: Pat boils the water out of water before drinking it
you ever have a BBQ chip with WAY too much flavor dust on it? doesn't seem like it.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 Exactly. His wording was hyperbolic, but I absolutely see his point.
I'm also crazy though.
i like how pat dismisses woolies chip goblin while he's a digusting food shaker removing micro nutrients and flavor into the air making his food objectively worse.,
Pat might as well just paint himself green at this point, he's gone full goblin
"OUT am I!?"
Having OCD myself i find Pat's near embracement of his own mind goblins and seeming refusal to try to address them and improve his condition to be very confusing, slightly irritating, worrying and overall just unhealthy.
If Pat is actually working on his OCD and just doesn't talk about it, then disregard the above and regardless of whether or not he's working on it, i do wish him the best. Because OCD is stressful and limiting.
@@VerbalLearning He has worked on at least some of them, particularly through video games that make you use items.
@@VerbalLearning Honestly, as another Pat with OCD the extent to which I could relate to his crazy bullshit was worrying. For the most part though, it's stuff I *used* to do back when I was a kid and hadn't developed the appropriate skills to deal with the emotive obsessions. That being said, when I'm with people who knew me from back then and to whom I am the designated "crazy friend," a niche similar to what Pat Classic has carved for himself, I will absolutely play up my symptoms for the sake of a laugh, and having followed Pat Classic since the early days of tbfp I feel pretty confident that's what he's doing here to an extent.
This week on the podcast, two food criminals discuss which crime is less offensive.
Nothing will ever be more offensive than Pat. I'm offended and I'm a pretty offensive cretin
Crazy talk wins btw
I mean I wouldnt do what woolie is talking about, but I can at the very least understand the logic behind it. Pat on the otherhand befuddles me beyond no end.
Woolie's angle is more understandable. Pat is being Pat. Make of that what you will. Lol
I wish Woolie was forced to acknowledge he’s not the normal one, he’s just the less weird of the two. He just LOOKS normal when next to Pat.
But that's the best part of associating with a dwarf orc infested with goblins.
Welcome to day 200 of Woolie remembering that his friend's insane
Pat: "I think most bacon is overcooked."
Me: "I am 100% in agreement."
Pat: "I don't drink my milk afterwards because it's not pure milk."
Me: "Okay, NOW you've lost me....."
I was gonna say I expected this behavior from Pat but not Woolie. Then I remembered Woolie owns a tool for scooping Pringles out of the tube instead of just tilting the tube like a normal person.
Woolie's entire problem stems from treating every bite of food the same as a unique video game Consumable that he also has to map a non-standard control device to for maximizing the combo timing. It's a condition I also relate to from growing up in poverty and one Pat literally can't relate to because of his bougie precondition and especially because of his mutation causing missing sense of Smell-to-Taste.
@@iller3 Yeah I'm pretty sure if you were to tell Woolie a Pringles OS exists, he would actually practice it.
At first I was like, "Yeah okay if you don't like the dust, that's fine."
Then I saw Woolie imitating shaking a burger through Pat's description and laughed out loud.
THEN I heard Pat say he shakes his cereal spoon to get his messy milk off the spoon and I'm just thinking, "PAT THAT SPOON WAS IN YOUR MOUTH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. MY SPOON IS INSTANTLY GOING BACK FOR MORE CEREAL."
"Oh I don't want a tablespoon with cereal" - Well Pat's just got a baby mouth, I mean, that's obvious.
Again I am reminded of why I'm glad I don't know either of you in person.
"Oh, I eat cereal with teaspoons."
*SILENCE*
*AD BREAK*
So pat cleans his food like a wet dog dries itself.
Bold of you to think that you can out crazy pat on literally anything
Pat lost his hair so he can wear the clown wig easier. His body knew on a genetic level.
Pat is wrong and he realized he was wrong when he started talking about chocolate milk but it was too late to back down.
you mean it was too late for the Milk.... that milk was Miscegenated
@@iller3 Honestly I just hate food waste in general. You have to be some privileged psycho who lives in his own ass to throw out nourishing food. Love ya, Pat.
@@OrbObserver When Pat said that he doesn't drink the milk, I yelled at my monitor "You're SO privileged"
This is going into the "Food Crimes" folder.
Pat has said a lotta upsetting things throughout the years but the thought of LESSENING the amount of milk that goes with your cereal is definitely up there
JUST PUT IN LESS MILK PAT
@@mortified0 Not gonna lie I actually have started doing this. I just put in less milk now.
It's legit one of the most retarded things I've ever heard
It's baffling to me how Pat almost always in every single podcast says that he does or thinks the most insane shit with the straightest face and the most confidence in himself and he's 100% convinced what he's saying is *not* weird at all
He is always pretty quick to agree that it's crazy. I'm guessing you don't deal with this yourself. It is possible to be driven by compulsion rationalized by a delusion while also consciously knowing that it is irrational.
PAT WHY DO YOU EVEN EAT CEREAL IF YOU DON'T WANT MILK IN THE SPOON AND YOU WANT IT KEPT PURE AHHHHHHHHHH
Just eat from the box ffs. Please. For all of us. Orz
Because some people want the initial milk coating and not drowning it in milk.
Flipping the bag and lightly shaking it worked exceedingly well on my ghost pepper chips, which were seasoned with flakes/powder. I attest to the effectiveness of Woolie’s method.
I guess it depends on the chip. If it is heavily seasoned chips like that than yeah maybe his technique is effective.
Dear [the only sane person in this thread]
While the 'Invert & Shake' method does provide the most effective redistribution of rogue flavour particles for the minimal outlay of effort there are two potential drawbacks to consider;
1 • Some of that errant flavour dust will stubbornly cling that bottom part of the bag _(now the opening)_ putting the user at 'greatly enhanced risk(?!)' of getting chip dust on parts of the hand besides the fingertip. Not that it's a huge big problem if you have 'normal person skin' that doesn't fully freak out on contact with anything other than perfectly normal air.
2 • Having that little pile of intense flavour to look forward to at the end of a bag is sometimes the best bit! Even _imagining_ a bag of salt and vinegar crisps without that little blast of flavour at the end . . . devastating.
@@EggBastion You are very quite correct indeed
@@EggBastion I was onboard for the full arc...until vinegar chips shippuden. Dude VC's are gross Xd...still agree with the entire dust distribution method/risks thereof though
In this food discussion we have Slightly Crazy Woolie going up against the undisputed champion of insanity Craziest Pat.
the chips bag "tech" is wildly stupid but Jesus Christ in hell is Pat outright insane.
Woolie: i will be the bad guy
Pat: NOT SO FAST PIE STEALER!
Shaking the food so that the juices/dusts fall off... smh
The fact that Woolie calls it "tech" had me rolling my eyes.
It's like Pat isn't even arguing about the point anymore. He just doesn't want to be wrong.
When you get to the bottom of it, this is a discussion between one man that can't admit his own madness and another man that is married to his.
Everytime Pat talks I become aware of a goblin I didn't know I had.
The term mind goblins is becoming obsolete at this point because there's no mind to speak of, it's just goblins operating a body.
Also when you get a burger with juices flip it over so the juices travel back to the top and as you wait eat the fries
That tech is fucking strong, dude
Woolie: WHY WOULD YOU RUIN AN EGGO!
Me: It's because some people want to watch the world burn
"There is a man, not one of us, who wishes to open Doritos' Box"
*WHAATS IN THE BOOOOOOX*
Woolie says that flipping the bag will allow the bag to sprinkle the dust down to the new bottom...
1. Woolie contends that shaking the bag doesn't work (apparently Woolie uses his chip bags as punching bags for his boxing training)
2. I don't know what chips Woolie eats but there's never large copious amounts of flavor dust in any of the bags of chips i've eaten over my entire life (crumb size for sure but never dust)
Pat is right, it's all placebo and Woolie thinks what he is doing is making the chips more evenly distributed
As a man who likes off-brand chips, I constantly get at least a 3rd of a teaspoon of flavor dust and it does coat the chips a little more OBJECTIVELY making them more flavorful. I don't open it upside down like Woolie though, I just flip it a few times before opening.
He throws the cereal milk out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
At this point Pat is diving into madness rather than falling.
He's skydiving trying to make impact at record time
Pat is kick-fliping into the abyss as he S-ranks into madness
LET'S GET AIRBORNE!
Not I'm thinking Pat is trying to become some kind of busted Artorius. He's going deep into the abyss and now he has a pupper companion. If that dog is ever seen with a sword my fears will be confirmed.
Woolie Sparrow tried to steal the footage of Pat doing a skateboard jump over the madness helicopter
I’ve stolen wollie’s chip tech and I’m now living in flavor decadence.
I always have mixed feelings with Pat's opinions. I agree with him pretty often on his weird hang ups and OCD rituals even if they seem kinda crazy to people; I agree maybe even a majority of the time. But then Pat says stuff like he shakes his burgers which is just on another level and it just blows me away.
Food Crimes (Extreme)
woolie, thinking he's crazy: i shake the bag so the flavor powder get on every bit
pat, completely serious: i dust off my food. i eat cereal with a tea spoon. i don't drink the milk at the end of my cereal. i sometimes eat dry cereal and then sip milk.
>Pat being like "I don't drink the remaining milk with the cereal bits in it"
*has a flashback to Gavin Free*
"All your cereal is people's names!"
"YEAH FRUIT LOOPS, MY BUDDY FRUIT LOOPS."
Context for anyone confused about this comment: ruclips.net/video/T6p8ViUT-qM/видео.html.
@@RedCaesar97 Much appreciated.
Only a Spoonful
1) open bag
2) crush bag until chips are powder
3)tilt bag up and pour chip dust into your mouth
4)no chip hands
You can almost see Woolie thinking back to the days when he had a co-host that was super into cereal.
32:37 Woolie forgets blenders exists.
Yeah, but then you have to clean a blender, fuck that I'm lazy.
I'm gonna start doing this woolie, that's real tech right there
I've tried it with a bag of doritos. Shit is pretty good. XD
Jesus Christ.
Only fools, that don't have a post-shower mat, forget the two-towel tech
Boy this is gonna make a great animated segment.
This is why I love you guys.
woolie with the most milketoast food crime of eating a bag of chip upside down then pat legitimaly making me angry with shacking a hamburger (BTW REST YOUR MEAT IF YOU DONT WANT IT TO LEAK) and then Pat had the audacity of saying he throws out the remaining cereal milk like a fucking psychoPAT.
Every time I thought I heard all about woolies religious history. The hole gets deeper
me: who tears the bag vertically and eat the chips with the bag sideways.
true neutral.
"tears into the bag vertically", with what, your talons birdman?
shake the bag, it's just that simple.
but then you break more of the chips!
Just turn it upside down back and forth a few times gently, no need to shake.
Shaking a bag does the exact opposite of what you want. If you shake a mixture (such as potato chips + flavor dust) the small pieces fall deeper and big pieces stay up. Just like when you shake a nut mix, the bigger nuts stay on top while the small ones move down. If you were to turn the chip bag upside down and shake it and then turn it back over, then you'd get what you want.
I love how Pat is Low-key saying Woolie is into scat Ahahah
"Zero to chip" would be a great comedy isekai anime/manga.
12:32 Oh that bothers me. You have been eating the cereal the whole time. Finish the milk!
Slowly over the course of these CSB clips, I’m finally starting to understand that Pat being crazy isn’t a joke 😂
It's a good thing Matt isn't in these podcast anymore, because if he was he would have had a screaming crying temper tantrum at the thought of Woolie eating food in a way he didn't personally approve of
In addition to his normal screaming temper tantrums, and his "not getting enough attention" temper tantrums
If you don't like him why are you thinking about him
Pat out here just wasting perfectly good milk wtf
Woolie: "its impossible to tell the difference from 0 to chip."
Also Woolie: "it only has an effect on the top."
I also call life tips and facts tech, exploits, and lore. Everyone who loves me is doomed to put up with my nerdy ass until I die I'll never stop.
The more I listen more I feel like I’m losing my mind,
Woolie talking about the taki trick hell yeah
also works super well for knock-off brand Sour cream and Cheddar chips
Regarding orientation OCD, store the bag upside down when you don't see it. Turn it right side up when you eat it.
When I messed up on Powdered milk as a kid, I blamed it on not following directions as I didn't have a measuring cup.
Woolie seems to just blame the milk.
No joke, whenever I would see a cereal advertise that it "stays crunchy in milk till the last bite" I would get confused and ask why someone who wanted their cereal to stay crunchy wouldn't just eat it dry with a glass of milk on the side.
I like my cereal to be a little soggy, and will actually mix it around and wait for it to soften up before I start eating it. I thought that was the whole point of pouring milk over it in the first place. So a cereal that stays crunchy in milk sounds terrible to me.
I absolutely want my cereal to be crunchy. I got cereal to eat cereal, not slightly more solid milk.
@@UltimaKeyMaster So why pour the milk on it at all? Wouldn't you get the perfect crunch and still get the nice milk combo if you just washed every bite down with a sip of milk?
@@Tyrfing42 I want the initial milk coating, but not drowning it.
No, all of you are sociopaths. Here's the REAL way of eating cereal: (sarcasm btw)
You don't pour too much cereal into the bowl because if you do, by the time you finish half of it the other half will have turned into soggy shit. You do, however, put enough milk to cover all the cereal. This way, not only do you get crunchy cereal, but also enough milk. The disadvantage of this method is that you will have to re-pour cereal and some milk after the first one is done because you'd be left hungry otherwise, since you put less cereal on one go than to fully feed you.
Pat being polite due to being insane is just hilarious! xD
Do not be fooled by Woolie's lies "Fire Management memories" is simply a cover. Woolie is the reason Smokey the Bear exists.
Amongst my friends an argument like this would be dropped after one minute because of how ridiculous it is.
But at CSB, its just a different hour of a different week.
Woolie had me wondering at the chips but lost me at the cereals. Then Pat went full Pat and Woolie's idea looked like a sane idea again.
Exactly. Woolie says something somewhat sensible but you don't fully agree with it. Then Pat opens his mouth and Woolie starts to sound like the smartest person alive.
1. Store bag upside-down where you can't see it.
2. Open it right side up.
3. Eat chips in true optimal way
Wow, I didn't know how extra Pat is about his snack habits which raises some serious questions. If he really thinks of the milk after eating cereal as trash he doesn't like, why eat cereal? And if chocolate cereal is OK, how about the milk after cocoa crisps or strawberry milk period?
Pat is a strange human that shakes burgers and has cereal without milk.
I cant take him seriously on anything ever again.
JUST now?
The shaking the spoon thing is so moronic cus you're getting milk BACK ON THE SPOON THE MOMENT YOU DIP IT IN THE BOWL AGAIN. You're NOT resetting it to zero by shaking it you're just wasting time. You wanna do it, that's fine but don't justify it with bullshit that literally has no logic.
I think he’s saying he shakes out his cereal and milk covered spoon to get some of the milk off before he puts it in his mouth. Which still sounds like a huge time waster.
>Logic
>Pat
choose one
I flipped out so hard at the sheer wastefulness of throwing out the milk, i lost it
Y'know, I agreed with Pat up until he said he shakes all his food.
EDIT: But I agreed again when he said you need to get rid of the excess milk in the spoon. I will die on this tiny molehill with this tiny moleman.
AND THEN he said he throws out the cereal milk. I think I'm going to be walking up and down this molehill 'til the end of time.
You're rolling Pat up the hill just for him to roll back down as you get to the top.
Pat hates flavor confirmed.
31:04 the 'Nam flashbacks finally kicked in
Cereal dust goes on top after you add the milk, it's a bonus for finishing the box.
That perfectly timed cut at the end tho.
Someone need a life hack after the _unpleasentness?_
If your bathmat is the type with suction cups hang it on the shower wall. It will drip-dry and not get all mildewy as fast as well as letting the tub dry so you don't get stagnant water.
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Sidenote to anyone using adblock, the placement of ads during this segment is fucking hilarious. Every time we learn a single new food crime of Pat and there's a pause, an ad starts playing as a cold open.
Props to Minh or Solidus, whoever's compiling this.
How the hell does a bowl sidestep chip hands? You still grab the chips with you're hands
Like the back of the hand and outer parts of the fingers i guess
cause it only would be the finger tips as opposed to your entire hand rubbing against the remaining salt and stuff in the bag linings
@@KogashiwaKai Do you guys not roll the sides down?
@@Rio..o7.. Or let the bag sit horizontally and bring the chips forward so you don't have to bury your hand in the whole bag each time.
Pat is the antivaxxer of food eating confirmed.
This has the best fucking ending, the cut off mid sentence is perfect
This is one case of Pat explicitly dialing his crazy up just to be contrary to Woolie, in order to mess with him. Pat is weird in all kinds of ways, but his tell here was the milk discussion towards the end. It reached a point where Woolie would say one thing and Pat just goes "No it doesn't."
Woolie has the patience of a fucking tree.
Woolie explaining eating cereal with powdered milk then doing a big snort would make a great animation!
As I thought, there is darkness here.
Pat is wrong
My ex was super uncomfortable with people seeing him eat so I used to just pour soup all over my face to eat and it stopped him caring about his own eating as much.
It's funny since Pat was in favor of placebo, why wouldnt he be ok with tricking yourself into having better chips in the case it doesn't work? well i know the answer. He's a goblin
Poor Woolie chip tech, gets out reasoned by V and out crazied by Pat
The cut at the end is fantastic
Pats wrong once again. In other news the sky is blue and water is wet.
When Pat said he eats cereal with a teaspoon I thought Woolie was gonna jump through the fucking screen at him