Worst Knife EVER? -The Camillus CARNIVORE vs. Axe Made of Literal Trash-

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @zachariasd8288
    @zachariasd8288 5 лет назад +5645

    Your furnace is a fuggin 6 dollar wedding chair and a blow dryer.
    Legendary

    • @redking36
      @redking36 5 лет назад +245

      A mighty forge indeed.

    • @davebennett5069
      @davebennett5069 5 лет назад +171

      dude i thought you typo'd "wedding chair"...then i saw it and well... that's totally a chair used at someone's outdoor wedding. but the anvil is even better. some random steel strap / bracket thing bolted to some wood blocks...

    • @Lieutenant_Dude
      @Lieutenant_Dude 5 лет назад +36

      Make junk boi into hot boi!

    • @romperstomper9375
      @romperstomper9375 5 лет назад +15

      @@davebennett5069 rail plate for rail ties I use one under my trendel hammer

    • @gavinweiler3831
      @gavinweiler3831 5 лет назад +16

      We have reached peak evolution

  • @slummer
    @slummer 5 лет назад +4563

    When your forge is literally a chair

    • @nikb3ast924
      @nikb3ast924 5 лет назад +112

      XxKingDogexX and your anvil is a wood post

    • @dogelord398
      @dogelord398 5 лет назад +52

      Brother

    • @ikanberapi2189
      @ikanberapi2189 5 лет назад +37

      Just think about when one people don't know ITS hot and sit on it

    • @truck-kun941
      @truck-kun941 5 лет назад +47

      Talk about being in the hot seat

    • @ikanberapi2189
      @ikanberapi2189 5 лет назад +13

      @@truck-kun941 u know its a "heat" aye get the joke
      Its heat (Hot sEAT)

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 4 года назад +2689

    The fact Camillus carnivore exists implies there is a Camillus omnivore and herbivore.

    • @ctnava
      @ctnava 4 года назад +240

      The herbivore probably works better on trees

    • @somedude8714
      @somedude8714 4 года назад +48

      CyAaron Nava A knife with a mouth that swallows entire trees

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 4 года назад +100

      Wait, since Camillus carnivore isn't good, then the omnivore is fine, and the herbivore is just a giant fucking sword that cuts through metal

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 4 года назад +28

      ironically, they only get more effective the farther they are from carnivorous

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 4 года назад +26

      Camillus insectivore

  • @Nitreon0978
    @Nitreon0978 5 лет назад +2071

    "Camillus Carnivore"
    Sharpness -1
    Does literally nothing.

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 5 лет назад +84

      "Trash makeshift axe"
      Sharpness X
      Unbreaking 3

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz 4 года назад +25

      @@Helperbot-2000 It heals the enemy.

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 4 года назад +7

      @@Jacob-yg7lz the carnivore?

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 4 года назад +23

      No wonder it's also called the Cameltoe Carnival

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 4 года назад

      @@AMoistEggroll lolwut

  • @thatlemonguy1107
    @thatlemonguy1107 6 лет назад +3088

    “This would be the ultimate weapon if the blade was as edgy as the name”
    Best quote ever.

    • @bigcanca2131
      @bigcanca2131 6 лет назад +4

      Why do you think he said it

    • @diablopro3438
      @diablopro3438 5 лет назад +27

      "Is this how i die?... Nah too scary"

    • @Cxste11xn
      @Cxste11xn 5 лет назад +20

      Was he talking about the Cameltoe Carnival, or the Chameleon Cabbagepatch?

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 5 лет назад +4

      @@Cxste11xn he was talking about the Cambodian comedian

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 лет назад +2

      @@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME I thought it was about Caramel Caravan

  • @eduardoavila2845
    @eduardoavila2845 5 лет назад +928

    The honesty won me "And I got this hickory axe handle, that I ran over with my truck so that I could say it's trash"... lol

  • @DrCherry19
    @DrCherry19 6 лет назад +1370

    So I'm from Syracuse NY, actually the village of Camillus. The original Camillus cutlery company made some of the best knives you've ever seen. If you get a knife from them from the mid 2000s it's very high quality. Sadly they went out of business and sold there name to some Chinese company and now they ruin the Camillus name with this garbage. It's a real shame.

    • @Mytube6138
      @Mytube6138 5 лет назад +87

      Small world. I live probably 5 or so minutes from where the factory used to be. The way this guy pronounces Camillus is bothering me

    • @IAmWhiteEagle
      @IAmWhiteEagle 5 лет назад +21

      Small world! Im from Olean, NY about an hour from there and they have Cutco knives, which are still the best out there.

    • @caelross535
      @caelross535 5 лет назад +16

      Hopytoad1997 SMALL WORLD! I'm from Chazy NY a few hours from there and I have a great camillus machete from when they were actually good

    • @benjamin-lw5ww
      @benjamin-lw5ww 5 лет назад +34

      Small world I don’t know what’s happening anymore

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 5 лет назад +9

      S M A L L W O R L D i live in camilus too rip

  • @cameronjones4256
    @cameronjones4256 5 лет назад +744

    Breaking news: local man starts wild fire while making trash hatchet

    • @thenotoriousguy
      @thenotoriousguy 4 года назад +15

      trachet

    • @weeeweee9049
      @weeeweee9049 4 года назад

      Some guy u made choke

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 3 года назад

      At least it's not a gender reveal party, this time 🤷‍♂️

    • @ncrranger3299
      @ncrranger3299 3 года назад

      *makes fire on literal chair*

    • @localidiot450
      @localidiot450 3 года назад

      @@thenotoriousguy has that in mind when read comment

  • @sirklynxert0n979
    @sirklynxert0n979 5 лет назад +1127

    This video randomly appears on my feed like every five months, and I still click on it and watch it through every time.

  • @gradymoxley2925
    @gradymoxley2925 5 лет назад +2420

    "unsharpened back to be used as a pillow"

    • @andrewquinlan2661
      @andrewquinlan2661 5 лет назад +76

      I was baked and he said that and i was crying from laughter lmao

    • @ItsMeStrider
      @ItsMeStrider 5 лет назад +59

      @@andrewquinlan2661 I was absolutely sober and that shit still cracked me up

    • @kxiled
      @kxiled 5 лет назад +44

      Me: can we get a pillow
      Mom: we have pillow at home
      Pillow at home:

    • @misterclownman1895
      @misterclownman1895 4 года назад +2

      @@andrewquinlan2661 you were baked?

    • @quwaz11
      @quwaz11 4 года назад +13

      @@misterclownman1895 It colloquially means to be under the influence of marijuana.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 6 лет назад +811

    I never thought I'd see a forge more half-assed than my trash can and hair drier... and you heat steel with a folding chair.
    You sir have won the internet.

  • @bongotoucan7913
    @bongotoucan7913 4 года назад +738

    Camillus carnivore? Nah my favourite blade is the
    *C A M E L T O E C A R N I V A L*

  • @jameswallace9906
    @jameswallace9906 5 лет назад +873

    Dude the railroad nail should have gone on top then it double as a war hammer

    • @billhook7357
      @billhook7357 5 лет назад +59

      That would destroy the axe balance to shit

    • @WastelandSeven
      @WastelandSeven 5 лет назад +85

      But would be a fine warhammer. LOL

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 4 года назад +9

      Nick Krutovsky wdym isn’t it supposed to function as a utility axe? That means the more mass towards the end the higher up the center of mass allowing for way more force which is better for chopping wood

    • @gnickthegnome1981
      @gnickthegnome1981 4 года назад +3

      @@Dell-ol6hb I have no idea what im talking about, but it seems like having the spike lower would provide a more centered weight, whereas with all the weight on top the axe might manage to get away from you easier.

    • @calculuswalulu7560
      @calculuswalulu7560 4 года назад +15

      @@gnickthegnome1981 The further up the balance is located, the better it is at chopping.

  • @psycho5674
    @psycho5674 7 лет назад +1739

    "Unsharpened tip and back for a pillow"

    • @nom6758
      @nom6758 7 лет назад +36

      I'll admit, I chuckled.

    • @1UcMeOnce1
      @1UcMeOnce1 7 лет назад +21

      Bro I lost it right there lmao

    • @YayItsKarf
      @YayItsKarf 7 лет назад +14

      Psycho567 oh man I laughed so hard

    • @christ4310
      @christ4310 7 лет назад +8

      That part was funny

    • @jimothyjimothy1
      @jimothyjimothy1 6 лет назад +5

      Psycho567 What the heck, did we just watch the same video?

  • @quindariousgooch6059
    @quindariousgooch6059 7 лет назад +2262

    "If the blade was as edgy as the name." Never stop making videos, please.

  • @Truescreen
    @Truescreen 3 года назад +55

    The Camillus Carnivore looks like a starting item you're supposed to replace in the tutorial sequence.

  • @ralphdratheus9623
    @ralphdratheus9623 7 лет назад +801

    Legend says that he is still searching for a stable surface...

  • @davekn74
    @davekn74 6 лет назад +795

    This is the greatest random click of a video I've ever done.

  • @Ultrawup
    @Ultrawup 4 года назад +234

    Me: "You sure you wanna do the forging thing on the grass? Might cause a fire"
    *Repeatedly sets fire to the grass*

    • @Pixie1001.
      @Pixie1001. 4 года назад +11

      Me: That looks like a real dumb idea, but maybe I'm just too Australia? I mean, he DOES do this for a living right?
      *Starts not one, but two grass fires, then throws the whole thing out anyway*
      Nevermind...

  • @ayatsu3043
    @ayatsu3043 5 лет назад +1799

    This guy is literally the Michael Reeves of Knife making.
    They sound the same too

    • @ailement
      @ailement 5 лет назад +20

      SethyMcdo No, No They Don’t

    • @harvetwound1234
      @harvetwound1234 5 лет назад +7

      @@ailement r/woooosh that's the joke!

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 5 лет назад +90

      @@harvetwound1234 there wasnt a joke here dumbass

    • @tsfarm2523
      @tsfarm2523 5 лет назад +2

      SethyMcdo that’s what I thought

    • @kellenalphen646
      @kellenalphen646 5 лет назад +2

      Good one.

  • @phuturephunk
    @phuturephunk 6 лет назад +692

    You ....you made a forge out of a cheap metal folding chair....I mean...I'm in awe of you.

    • @noches4thewin584
      @noches4thewin584 6 лет назад +35

      I mean yea. Do you not have a metal folding chair forge?

    • @skrsojmpz1503
      @skrsojmpz1503 6 лет назад +7

      @@noches4thewin584 I don't even have a forge

    • @liamking9255
      @liamking9255 6 лет назад +8

      Boy do I have the video for you ruclips.net/video/VVV4xeWBIxE/видео.html

    • @funky555
      @funky555 6 лет назад +1

      ptsh try make one out of plastic

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 6 лет назад

      @@liamking9255 jesus christ dude

  • @Poeneutral
    @Poeneutral 7 лет назад +274

    This proves the age old saying.
    "One Man's trash is another Eli's video"

    • @michaelk9193
      @michaelk9193 7 лет назад +1

      u wot m8 look at the top comment

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 7 лет назад

      u wot m8 oi m8 wot the fuk

    • @illustred
      @illustred 7 лет назад

      I laughed so loud when i saw this comments replies people got angry cuz i was so loud... HAHAHAHA

  • @greg981
    @greg981 6 лет назад +219

    "unsharpened tip and back for a pillow" how can you not laugh loud enough for your voicebox to explode

  • @Sirius10117
    @Sirius10117 4 года назад +74

    That may be the only "knife" I've ever seen, that kills the target not by cutting it, but by letting it dehydrate and hunger, waiting for you to kill it.

  • @kautkadsramins8818
    @kautkadsramins8818 5 лет назад +292

    A spatula would be sharper.
    A TACTICAL spatula.

  • @petecowley3481
    @petecowley3481 6 лет назад +335

    The machete looks like it could be dangerous..... If swallowed.

    • @zab6124
      @zab6124 6 лет назад +8

      Even that's a stretch

    • @bragnir
      @bragnir 6 лет назад +25

      Apparently, it's legit dangerous- for the one wielding it.

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 6 лет назад +3

      It's a danger only to wallets...

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 6 лет назад

      I don't get the hate on these, mine stayed like razors.

    • @JustinTopp
      @JustinTopp 5 лет назад

      Yea the handle sucks but with some nice effort sharpening it’s actually not horrible. Apart from the handle that is.

  • @artymovich1183
    @artymovich1183 7 лет назад +464

    I'm liking that really unsafe makeshift forge.

    • @GlitchEmpireBrett
      @GlitchEmpireBrett 7 лет назад +4

      you should watch his vid on making it :)

    • @ry971
      @ry971 7 лет назад +50

      You mean his really effective heated seat?

    • @Shankferrett
      @Shankferrett 7 лет назад +62

      "Satan's Toilet"

    • @lostpony4885
      @lostpony4885 7 лет назад +1

      me too

    • @brianlawson3757
      @brianlawson3757 7 лет назад +3

      Dang it, somebody beat me to it. I was going to dub the forge Satan's Portable Toilet.
      By the way, they are still selling the Callimus at Wal-mart. I first saw one maybe three years ago and apparently, some poor individuals must still be buying these crude crowbar-chetes.

  • @redstonelogic500
    @redstonelogic500 4 года назад +240

    the way he laughs so realistically without smiling makes me so uncomfertable

  • @solomon5010-i1c
    @solomon5010-i1c 7 лет назад +407

    When ZNA turns into skallagrim

  • @CarsonTheGreat1
    @CarsonTheGreat1 6 лет назад +416

    UNSHARPENED BACK FOR A PILLOW!!! oml I died

    • @Sgt-lott10
      @Sgt-lott10 6 лет назад +1

      carson burns because you used the “ unsharpened back for a pillow “ and he said “ unsharpened tip for a pillow “

  • @opnic_
    @opnic_ 5 лет назад +561

    WhAt AbOuT tHiS siLvEr ShArPiE?
    Oh, it actually worked

    • @maxschechterman7460
      @maxschechterman7460 4 года назад +3

      Antruvius lol

    • @thedoctor8527
      @thedoctor8527 4 года назад +3

      Apparently silver shows really well on metallic surfaces, speaking from experience

  • @DavidKazuma
    @DavidKazuma 5 лет назад +64

    "Unsharpened tip and back for a pillow" best quote

  • @lucastrevino6025
    @lucastrevino6025 7 лет назад +1201

    Lol, camouflage tactical handle bread knife

    • @andrew2146
      @andrew2146 7 лет назад

      Lucas Treviño i have one and it is actually really good

    • @figuresofspeech4942
      @figuresofspeech4942 7 лет назад +18

      Lucas Treviño I don't think it can even cut bread

    • @DylansDIYWorkshop
      @DylansDIYWorkshop 7 лет назад

      Lmao he is hilarious

    • @vmkh.
      @vmkh. 7 лет назад +9

      Lucas Treviño never trust a edited popular comment -.- _._

    • @kainelewis022
      @kainelewis022 7 лет назад

      Lucas Treviño I

  • @PizzaPowerXYZ
    @PizzaPowerXYZ 5 лет назад +185

    I"'m gonna use my 1500+ degree forge"
    *continues to use it on an alluminum chair*

    • @PizzaPowerXYZ
      @PizzaPowerXYZ 5 лет назад +4

      Its probably steel but still

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 5 лет назад +13

      @@PizzaPowerXYZ no its made out of stalinium

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 4 года назад +2

      Theres like 19 different ways to spell aluminium but you still messed it up... cheers.

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 4 года назад

      Ok, theres 2, but still.

    • @nickaschenbecker9882
      @nickaschenbecker9882 2 года назад

      @@CNYKnifeNerd It doesn't matter. The chair's not alluminum. There's actually nouminum in there.

  • @joec200012
    @joec200012 5 лет назад +214

    how does, a blade making company make it all the way to shipping before realising, "hey this isnt sharp..." and also "hey you know making blades really hard doesnt help right?"

    • @lordinquisitorstefanauster846
      @lordinquisitorstefanauster846 5 лет назад +19

      Sell the brand name to China and you'll know.

    • @WastelandSeven
      @WastelandSeven 5 лет назад +17

      Yep. I have Timber Rattler Bowie from BudK that will out cut that thing all week. Outlaw Bowie. Practically a sword. Yeah, its not perfect and made in Pakistan, but, its tough as nails.

    • @SL_RivviN
      @SL_RivviN 3 года назад +4

      China.

    • @nickaschenbecker9882
      @nickaschenbecker9882 2 года назад

      @@WastelandSeven honestly Pakistan makes some great blades from great cutlery steel. It's the spot welded on tangs that sometimes are the problem. If it's legit full tang and you can visually check that the tang actually exists, Pakistani knives aren't a bad way to go. China seems to think if you put in enough chromium that 1/25th of a percent carbon is plenty. And that's why 3CR13 is a go-to for many knife companies based over there. And it's ironic because Chinese people aren't even legally allowed to own the knives they're making. That's why I'll take a knife made in or near incessantly war-torn Peshawar over the People's Republic any day of the week.

    • @todorow22
      @todorow22 2 года назад

      Sounds like he tried to sharpen a knife that should not be resharpened. If it’s titanium coated SS then your just ruined the coating and yes it will never be sharp again. Maybe don’t fuck up your knife next time. If you doubt me watch the “Prepared Wanderer” review. This guy is just used to traditional carbon steel blades.

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 года назад +164

    Making the real-life Pain Train from TF2.

    • @rodolfobeguiristain
      @rodolfobeguiristain 4 года назад +22

      pain train always confused me, its a fucking piece of wood with a railroad spike stuck through it, and it gives you a +1 capture rate and 10% increased bullet damage. Why?

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 4 года назад +2

      I am so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 4 года назад +27

      Roody Tooty why does one shovel crit when in air but other doesn’t? Cause it’s TF2

    • @rodolfobeguiristain
      @rodolfobeguiristain 4 года назад +17

      @@Jessie_Helms Well, the market gardener is named after Operation Market Garden which was when the Allied forces tried para dropping soldiers around a bunch of Dutch cities.

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 4 года назад +18

      @@Jessie_Helms Here's my idea for this weapon:
      The Cheap Chopper
      Old Scrap Shank
      Beggar's Butcher
      Makeshift Mutilator
      Crafting Ingredients: 1 Pain Train + 1 Half-Zatoichi + 2 scrap metal OR Escape Plan + Ubersaw
      Stats:
      -Holsters 30% Slower
      -15% Slower firing Speed
      +Deploys 40% Faster
      +On Kill: Firing Speed and Reload Speed for all weapons increased by 50% for 8 seconds

  • @corpralcobra420
    @corpralcobra420 7 лет назад +50

    I'm older than you Eli, and you inspire me to no end, and you have taught me the valuable lesson of building things in such cheap and interesting ways. keep up the great work, and I will keep watching.

  • @seth5959
    @seth5959 7 лет назад +369

    Man with makeshift axe murders innocent trees

  • @TheKamiBunny
    @TheKamiBunny 6 лет назад +141

    My God. You could use your chair for space re-entry.

  • @SenkaBandit
    @SenkaBandit 4 года назад +78

    When you buy this it’s like “I wanted a machete not a baseball bat?”

    • @1upthegreat
      @1upthegreat 4 года назад +4

      baseball bat is a different beast...but I get your joke.........haha

  • @thetruesarcasticone6661
    @thetruesarcasticone6661 5 лет назад +293

    "I think im gonna forge flatten this one"
    Forge: Are you sure about that

  • @nathanielstanford3115
    @nathanielstanford3115 6 лет назад +398

    I like how you unapologetically half-ass everything in this video

    • @lostwizardcat9910
      @lostwizardcat9910 6 лет назад +15

      like how he could use that angle grinder to sharpen the real knife and make it work instead of wasting the axe handle

    • @LepidoliteMica
      @LepidoliteMica 6 лет назад

      But the lengthened tang would still be painful over extended use.

    • @stephanosmaramaldi5458
      @stephanosmaramaldi5458 6 лет назад +2

      That’s what makes him great

    • @lostwizardcat9910
      @lostwizardcat9910 6 лет назад

      Lepidolite Mica the tang is embedded in the handle....

    • @elliotmcgee8918
      @elliotmcgee8918 6 лет назад +1

      Yes. which means it can't be modified. Which means it's still going to hurt like hell.
      And additionally it's a little fragile. The grinder could have damage it, and it still has the snapping issue.

  • @jackhudner3804
    @jackhudner3804 6 лет назад +105

    The combination of great delivery and editing and unprofessionalism as a blacksmith make this a treat to watch. Keep it up!

  • @Nugnugnug
    @Nugnugnug 4 года назад +129

    Note to self: when the world ends, have my bamd of marauders kidnap this guy and make him into our weapon slave.

    • @flavoredchin
      @flavoredchin 4 года назад +8

      With what weapons?

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +28

      @@flavoredchin WITH THE CAMILLUS HERBIVORE

    • @1upthegreat
      @1upthegreat 4 года назад

      @@nikitaastakhov9252 lol

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 4 года назад +1

      @@flavoredchin hopefully guns, because he's got them out classed with blades

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 3 года назад +4

      @@grahamlopez6202 He has them outclassed in guns too. Have you seen him lately? Dude is fucking jacked. That, and he has custom made steel plate armour and huge ass custom made knives. I don't think a band of marauders will have a chance, it's more like free exp

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 лет назад +734

    You've created one of the first weapon drops in a RPG.

    • @lebalman
      @lebalman 7 лет назад +34

      well it kinda looks like the fortnite starter pick thingy

    • @nicoharlan5703
      @nicoharlan5703 7 лет назад +22

      Now THAT'S a supply drop.

    • @claytonfair3038
      @claytonfair3038 7 лет назад +23

      It’s like the starter weapon that’s actually op

    • @frailty1288
      @frailty1288 7 лет назад +2

      *an

    • @nbnw3197
      @nbnw3197 7 лет назад

      *a. You wouldn't say "an role playing game" would you?

  • @jayloonie597
    @jayloonie597 6 лет назад +242

    Tactical breadknife

    • @vilen6751
      @vilen6751 6 лет назад +2

      Butterknife*

    • @ayboi7658
      @ayboi7658 6 лет назад +2

      Carnivorous cabbage patch

  • @timothypilcher3815
    @timothypilcher3815 7 лет назад +784

    That's a first… using a nail as a hammer

    • @MyMinininjas
      @MyMinininjas 7 лет назад +27

      underrated comment

    • @statman74
      @statman74 7 лет назад +14

      Dang it! You beat me to it I was going to say that!

    • @jellyfishjames3504
      @jellyfishjames3504 7 лет назад +7

      UpstandingCitizen Fry did it.

    • @DylansDIYWorkshop
      @DylansDIYWorkshop 7 лет назад +3

      HAHA Its pretty genius if you ask me!

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 7 лет назад +47

      Now he just has to use hammers as nails

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 5 лет назад +26

    Eli: "I'm gonna dig with a knife?"
    AlfieAesthetics: **British digging**

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 3 года назад +1

      To be fair digging is a useful option I like to see in my multitool knives - for the times you don't really need to pack a spade because you're not digging a goddamn trench - but to be equally fair this piece of shit will snap if you attempt to use it that way.
      Also, I'm pretty sure my spade is sharper and better at chopping twigs and vines than this "machete"

  • @shockwave6213
    @shockwave6213 6 лет назад +65

    My Camillus Carnivore snapped where the first pin holds the blade in. The tang broke in it, and the blade was wobbly in it. Still sold it to a pawn shop for $15. Yes, I outpawned a pawn shop. LOL

  • @ToolboxT71
    @ToolboxT71 7 лет назад +119

    "unsharpened tip and back *close up* for a pillow" I'm not even kidding, I cried laughing. Keep up the good work Eli.

  • @wowclevername4141
    @wowclevername4141 6 лет назад +518

    Your axe looks like something out of Fallout lol

  • @ldmt1995
    @ldmt1995 4 года назад +13

    This guy is witty, funny and creative this was a nice discovery. Also I like how he uses his torture device as a furnace.

  • @baronlovat5200
    @baronlovat5200 7 лет назад +1598

    Wtf is that chair made of...

  • @britishcoffeetea9403
    @britishcoffeetea9403 5 лет назад +77

    As a british person, i can say that our pronunciation of dustpan is different to our pronunciation of saucepan. You were right the second time :) .

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 5 лет назад +1

      Fortnite SMG I’ve only just realised we say the two differently

    • @harvetwound1234
      @harvetwound1234 5 лет назад +1

      Im partly British like if I get scared or mad I go full British

    • @nickaschenbecker9882
      @nickaschenbecker9882 2 года назад

      You mean it's not a "saucebin" over there?

  • @mr.e9239
    @mr.e9239 6 лет назад +112

    Wait a minute is this how i die? Naah

  • @sugarhoneyicetea3040
    @sugarhoneyicetea3040 4 года назад +26

    Me who has never been interested in weapons let alone knives:
    Now this is the content I live for

  • @RchamTV
    @RchamTV 7 лет назад +802

    Rust RUclipsr here, the stuff you make would honestly fit pretty well with the game haha

    • @Spatogi
      @Spatogi 7 лет назад +16

      Rcham what are you doin here m8?

    • @miller44
      @miller44 7 лет назад +3

      Rcham WTH ur videos were just recommended to me

    • @clanof1144
      @clanof1144 7 лет назад +5

      Rcham holy shit fancy seeing you here man

    • @majorkrizpy9939
      @majorkrizpy9939 7 лет назад +2

      hello food? food broke understandable have a good day👍

    • @MrPacomaxie
      @MrPacomaxie 7 лет назад +1

      Rcham lol i watch you all the tome and i think the same thing

  • @skitter7615
    @skitter7615 6 лет назад +359

    camillus herbivore

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer 6 лет назад +10

      Camillus bottomfeeder

    • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
      @khasanbekmalzagov6240 6 лет назад +4

      Funny enough, that thing is about as sharp as a rather resillient stick, I literally to just as much damage on a tree with a stick...

    • @fwmlj6291
      @fwmlj6291 6 лет назад

      I have a cammillus it's one of the best nights I have

    • @fwmlj6291
      @fwmlj6291 6 лет назад

      @@khasanbekmalzagov6240 knives*

    • @Dremaus1911
      @Dremaus1911 6 лет назад

      FUK YO SELF

  • @mandrillmacmonkey6137
    @mandrillmacmonkey6137 5 лет назад +181

    The Camillus carnivore pillow gave me the best nap of my life!
    5 Stars!

    • @aryamsmith7359
      @aryamsmith7359 5 лет назад +11

      *the forever nap*

    • @macgrande268
      @macgrande268 5 лет назад +7

      The metal is nice and soft! Stays col for a while, too!

  • @beneboo3962
    @beneboo3962 2 года назад +2

    i wish there was a way to see how many times i’ve watched this video, i fall asleep to it damn near every night for some reason

  • @sherpyyy6483
    @sherpyyy6483 6 лет назад +147

    Oh your dry humor is so satisfying

  • @illfindyou2344
    @illfindyou2344 7 лет назад +712

    Level 100 blacksmith.

    • @lyoni658
      @lyoni658 6 лет назад +9

      Sammy Sam a * smithing

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 6 лет назад +2

      GET UP TO ROCK!
      GET UP TO BURN!

    • @wanderer9347
      @wanderer9347 6 лет назад +3

      Yea but only if the maximum level is 1000000000

    • @bloodandguts451
      @bloodandguts451 6 лет назад

      Smithing 💯

    • @Surefire11B
      @Surefire11B 6 лет назад +2

      I think this actually qualifies as pro quality level 1 Smithing.

  • @zakutheferret8182
    @zakutheferret8182 7 лет назад +331

    I laughed at "cameltoe carnival" way too hard

    • @Drykus
      @Drykus 7 лет назад +5

      Cameltoe Carnival has to be some sort of fetish porn out there

  • @BAN3FromNoWhere
    @BAN3FromNoWhere 4 года назад +37

    Professional designer at company: makes camillus carnivore
    You: makes a viable, multi purpose hand axe out of trash, using clamps, a forge rigged from a damn chair and what I'm guessing is a used thrift store hair dryer.
    Sadly, someone was paid to make the camillus carnivore, and all I can offer you for your efforts is a like and subscribe.

  • @NATESOR
    @NATESOR 6 лет назад +440

    hey man. Did you happen to notice that your forge is a metal folding chair? Just thought I'd point that out in case you hadn't noticed. Take care.

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 лет назад +261

    *ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES*

  • @sweeflyboy
    @sweeflyboy 6 лет назад +171

    "it is made from trash"
    i can't afford it
    "IT IS MADE FROM TRASH!"
    Over-budget.
    EDIT: Wow, 180 likes Thanks RUclips.
    btw. Sub my Channel

    • @splintcell2692
      @splintcell2692 6 лет назад +1

      Nah he only wants to make a video and he is biased by the performance of the knife. He should get somebody to try and test both blades so that his aura of bias is being concealed.

    • @sweeflyboy
      @sweeflyboy 6 лет назад

      @@splintcell2692 Check my edit.
      I meant that I couldnt afford it.
      ur right tho.

    • @L44tsmasher735
      @L44tsmasher735 5 лет назад

      Even if he is bias, the carnivor is obviously a POS

    • @splintcell2692
      @splintcell2692 5 лет назад

      @@L44tsmasher735 and you are getting out of the point. you should also say that the moon we see today in the night sky is fake.

  • @captainprice963
    @captainprice963 5 лет назад +53

    If somebody could kill some one with the meacheti it be a blunt force guess

    • @ihavnestronks8709
      @ihavnestronks8709 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of the 20 dollar Walmart machete

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 5 лет назад +3

      Captain Price you can kill someone with presurized air or air in general if you go about it in a certain way

    • @yumadbro9554
      @yumadbro9554 4 года назад

      To be brutally honest the haitian people defeated the nepolean army and was the only slaves to successfully remove thier owners from thier country. Primary weapon of choice the same tool used for centuries to toil the sugar cane and that was the machete it's all about how you use them and tbh I wouldn't be using my blade in the fashion he did using bias opinion to literally talk shit about a older version of this machete tool. They market it as a camping machete cause if they market it for what it used for ie hacking arms and heads off the soccer mom's of the world would be raging demanding thier kids not be able to buy such a destructive weapon.

    • @myawsomebox
      @myawsomebox 3 года назад +2

      Decent machetes are actually longer, larger, easier to sharpen and have at least a little more weight behind them so you can use the force of a swing to finish jobs that the sharpness can’t finish, which are all traits the Camilus Carnivore lacks. If a blade sucks at chopping through thin branches that are standing still, and cannot even break skin when pounding the sharp end with your open palm like he did, then it’s going to suck even worse at trying to chop living, moving flesh, muscle, and bone. I know that you are trying to look smart by playing the contrarian, but the Camilus Carnivore is just by all accounts a bad knife for any purpose.
      Also you got it backwards on Machetes. Machetes were originally a defoliating tool that were rebranded as hack and slash weapons, not the other way around.

    • @yumadbro9554
      @yumadbro9554 3 года назад

      @@myawsomebox I promise you I own one and if you dig a bit deeper on the current model not the one from years back you would see they addressed all the issues that they had with earlier models. Also I don't know how these people keep saying they broke thier blade using it in a normal manner yet can't find actual video evidence of this claim. But I respect your opinion I just don't see anything factual in it though.

  • @kadecampbell8098
    @kadecampbell8098 6 лет назад +206

    do you call your forge the hotseat

  • @sethmathews3273
    @sethmathews3273 6 лет назад +176

    *TACTICAL BREADKNIFE*

  • @K1SHY0NG
    @K1SHY0NG 6 лет назад +152

    I want this guy as a friend in a zombie apocalypse.

    • @marshalmarshall2109
      @marshalmarshall2109 6 лет назад +13

      KixongGaming I want this guy as a friend period

    • @lidianc5591
      @lidianc5591 6 лет назад +7

      I agree with both of those assessments

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 лет назад +4

      I agree with the third assessment.

    • @hughjanus4881
      @hughjanus4881 6 лет назад +1

      KixongGaming No power in the zombie apocalypse, therefore no power tools and no trash thingy he made...
      Get a friend who's into building/owning guns. (Yes you can make a gun without power or power tools.)

    • @weezards1014
      @weezards1014 6 лет назад

      @@hughjanus4881 all he needs is a tool store China being unaffected and money and he is set for the zombie apocalypse

  • @ArboristPrime
    @ArboristPrime 3 года назад +5

    Ah yes, three years later and this is in my recommended; oh the memories.

  • @riosanthony97
    @riosanthony97 7 лет назад +141

    Make a flamethrower gauntlet. I mean you've made a taser Warhammer and an electric shield. So why not

    • @pwnedbyGir
      @pwnedbyGir 7 лет назад +8

      Anthony Rios both of them were electric though, not saying I don't wanna see a flame gauntlet- that'd be sick! But if anything following the pattern make it taze someone when you hit them 🤷🏻‍♂️cuz the last two were electric

    • @StriiderEclipse
      @StriiderEclipse 7 лет назад +1

      Derekluvswolfz so, it's a flamethrower AND it tastes people. Why not cover it in spikes?

  • @doktorplague049.3
    @doktorplague049.3 7 лет назад +212

    You are my favourite weapon channel because weapons and comedy... What else could anyone want?

    • @scare3733
      @scare3733 7 лет назад +1

      Hanging themselves?

    • @pmwmvenom4511
      @pmwmvenom4511 7 лет назад

      Doktor Plague drugs

    • @drumb6261
      @drumb6261 7 лет назад

      Doktor Plague women

    • @flapcat4681
      @flapcat4681 7 лет назад

      Drugs and pussy

    • @grayblackhelm6468
      @grayblackhelm6468 7 лет назад +2

      Doktor Plague Heard of Skallagrim? He does a lot of medieval stuff. And sex jokes! (Lots of penetration videos)

  • @I.Fumblebee.I
    @I.Fumblebee.I 6 лет назад +31

    I'm glad everything went smoothly and nothing went wrong at all.

  • @thomasforsberg743
    @thomasforsberg743 5 лет назад +10

    I want this guy on my side when shtf. He's very resourceful

  • @ratpakflintigon9648
    @ratpakflintigon9648 5 лет назад +214

    Is this how I die?
    Nah.
    *saw all gets stuck*

  • @rmoim99
    @rmoim99 6 лет назад +401

    I keep thinking this guy kinda knows what he’s doing but he fools me just as I get comfortable.

    • @mastamind7100
      @mastamind7100 6 лет назад +5

      Lol, welcome aboard!

    • @thelokitamer7983
      @thelokitamer7983 6 лет назад +6

      As someone who knows nothing about forging, please tell me what he was doing wrong

    • @NiteArtorias
      @NiteArtorias 6 лет назад +41

      @@thelokitamer7983 he was using a chair which he named satan's toilet as a forge hope this helped

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 6 лет назад +7

      Conspiracy theory: He DOES know what hes doing.

    • @Shepard-1
      @Shepard-1 6 лет назад +3

      Smashing on the sharp end of the knife, yea I got you xD

  • @MtnBadger
    @MtnBadger 6 лет назад +31

    Love your "Hot seat" forge chair... A tip. If you heat your steel until it starts sparking, you're burning the carbon out of the steel which will leave it weak and brittle.
    Love to see people use a little ingenuity in making forging tools, I've been smithing for a long time and started out the same way but used a "Bush hog" guard deck to build my first forge. :) And railroad spikes aren't trash but actually little drops of heaven that have fallen from... Um, heaven. ;) Not magic, you say? Look at all the things you can forge from them, including wizards!
    Keep it up, man.

    • @NiteArtorias
      @NiteArtorias 6 лет назад

      His forge chair is named Satan's Toilet for some reason

  • @baphomentbeast5479
    @baphomentbeast5479 Год назад +5

    Man I remember this video like it was yesterday, certified classic and how I managed to find you

  • @blakedeer8524
    @blakedeer8524 7 лет назад +62

    I am not an adolescent, I'm a grown adult and I like you videos no matter the content. Keep it up man!!

    • @devereauxharrison817
      @devereauxharrison817 7 лет назад +4

      Blake Deer I agree as well. I am also an adult and I enjoy everything Eli makes.

    • @FargoFX
      @FargoFX 7 лет назад +5

      Blake Deer I am (chronologically) also an adult and this is one of my favorite RUclips channels.

    • @tombreen8146
      @tombreen8146 7 лет назад +4

      I am also an adult ( with the mind of a 3 year old and the body of a 13 year old

    • @Nosaliz7513
      @Nosaliz7513 7 лет назад

      FargoFX fargo I love ur vids expecially rebar builds

    • @dhruvmarri3703
      @dhruvmarri3703 7 лет назад +1

      Nick Hutchinson you shouldn't be saying that on the inter net man

  • @marcus_2316
    @marcus_2316 7 лет назад +7

    Dear ZNA productions, I've watched you for so long and have had so many hours of entertainment from you. You've inspired my to try to make my own things even if it's the most simple thing. I don't have any of your tools so I can't really make the cool stuff u make. I feel as if you don't enjoy building as much as you did back then which i understand. That's just the way I see it, I'm not saying I'm right. But if you're having any problems I just wanna say You're an awesome youtuber and have inspired so many people and given so many people happiness. Thank you :)

  • @1959Edsel
    @1959Edsel 6 лет назад +143

    Please tell me that you refer to your forge as the hot seat.

  • @ElessarEstel
    @ElessarEstel 11 месяцев назад +1

    My buddy bought a carnivore for one of our backpacking trips when we were younger. He thought it was the coolest thing ever, until the blade snapped in half 30 minutes into the trip when he tried to cut down an inch thick sapling 😂

  • @graemegibbons4041
    @graemegibbons4041 7 лет назад +81

    This is the most wholesome guy on RUclips

    • @ogpk3
      @ogpk3 7 лет назад

      Graeme Gibbons crazy Russian hacker

  • @WesBorton
    @WesBorton 6 лет назад +157

    Tactical bread knife

  • @TheTyphoon365
    @TheTyphoon365 6 лет назад +73

    Bro that chair was lit

  • @nomanapt3403
    @nomanapt3403 3 года назад +1

    this video gets recomended to me every year and i watch it every time

    • @nomanapt3403
      @nomanapt3403 2 года назад +1

      Thanks youtube for recommending this gem again 👍

  • @zcool120
    @zcool120 6 лет назад +8

    I love the forge chair and the fact that your anvil is a railroad track part too. Ingenious.

  • @legandairypreper3568
    @legandairypreper3568 7 лет назад +38

    It's cool that you actually respond to your viewers in the comments that is rare on RUclips these days

  • @JuggerKnaught76
    @JuggerKnaught76 7 лет назад +90

    I am pleased by your taste of dank memes.
    Very pleased.

  • @hakjobtm7472
    @hakjobtm7472 5 лет назад +1

    this is the most niche fuckin channel but honestly it's really fun to watch

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 6 лет назад +67

    That forge-chair....thing has got to be the unsafest forge i have ever seen

    • @johnscott3370
      @johnscott3370 6 лет назад +9

      Fulgrim88 gotta give him credit for creative resourcfulness. It doesn't scare me much.

    • @Malok03
      @Malok03 6 лет назад +7

      Only problem I see with it is if.... Someone sit down on it.

    • @quadorean
      @quadorean 6 лет назад +3

      i'm fairly confident that saying "unsafest" is more dangerous than the chair.

    • @geryuthetzakandi2769
      @geryuthetzakandi2769 6 лет назад

      @@quadorean Damn it, I had hoped no one had said anything yet.

  • @havoctanizaki1982
    @havoctanizaki1982 6 лет назад +60

    Smithing: 100

  • @slamberryp960
    @slamberryp960 7 лет назад +16

    From a non adolescent sub, just turned 21 hahaha. I've been watching your stuff for few years, 3 or 4 years, Ive always loved your content. You make good shit and you just have a great personality on video for doing it. Take your time off deal with life first, come back to RUclips later. Plenty of us will wait man.

  • @jeduel
    @jeduel 4 года назад +1

    Probably your most entertaining video to date

  • @tomtomson2110
    @tomtomson2110 7 лет назад +51

    Your thumbnail meme game is strong as fucc boi

  • @donashcroft93
    @donashcroft93 6 лет назад +17

    As a brit I can confirm we sometimes say dustpan like that, we are lazy with spoken words.

    • @AtlasJotun
      @AtlasJotun 6 лет назад

      U.S. citize- dang it, I meant 'Mericans- butcher the language in equal measure. I can't speak (or even comprehend at times) the language of the Deep South, and I don't mean Creole.

    • @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268
      @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268 5 лет назад

      Lucius it’s really no better than the far north, ever heard someone from the sticks in Maine?

  • @GiovanniBagnoliG111
    @GiovanniBagnoliG111 6 лет назад +39

    "tactical breadknife"

  • @thespacebanana1307
    @thespacebanana1307 Год назад +2

    Little man isn't even bald yet