I Solved the Iberian Struggle with VIKINGS in Crusader Kings 3 Fate of Iberia

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  2 года назад +148

    *LONG LIVE THE ANDANORSE CONQUISTADORS!*
    Hello Hello! Koifish here with yet another CRUSADER KINGS 3 VIDEO! Playing with the brand new DLC Fate of Iberia! Very cool!
    More videos next week! Including the Koifish CK3 guide to LEARNING!

  • @brendanwinter44
    @brendanwinter44 2 года назад +1095

    Once again the biggest challenge and struggle getting koifish to not play as a viking

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад +243

      One day I will play as the Italians and take over the norse >:D

    • @brendanwinter44
      @brendanwinter44 2 года назад +70

      @@Koifish just title it crusade kings 3 but I replace Swedish meatballs with Italian

    • @crusadertankgaming6694
      @crusadertankgaming6694 2 года назад +2

      If a crusader says It it's true, also hello fellow crusader

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 2 года назад +9

      @@Koifish play as the Byzantines and form the Varangian culture

    • @hummussapien7.6billion68
      @hummussapien7.6billion68 2 года назад +2

      @@Koifish you truly are a mad man

  • @LazarusWilhelm
    @LazarusWilhelm 2 года назад +471

    "I Solved the Iberian Struggle with VIKINGS " yeah I solved my constipation with SCREAMING, sometimes you just got to think outside the box

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад +100

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @brekiel_scripts
      @brekiel_scripts 2 года назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @christstwin6606
      @christstwin6606 2 года назад +21

      I hope u didnt shit outside the box tho.

    • @LilGamingYes
      @LilGamingYes 2 года назад

      @@christstwin6606 He shat the bed, what a turd

    • @whiskys3814
      @whiskys3814 2 года назад +3

      Curb down your agressitivy sir

  • @craig3119
    @craig3119 2 года назад +474

    Wouldn’t be a koifish video without Jarl Haesteinn

  • @cba2make1up
    @cba2make1up 2 года назад +128

    Steve Paradox: Hey there's all these relevant Iberian characters that you can pla-
    Koifish: *BUT JARL HAESTEINN THO*

  • @dawidnadolny1520
    @dawidnadolny1520 2 года назад +77

    Meanwhile in another universe:
    Hello everyone, here is Jarl Haestinn and today we are playing CK III with vikings as Koifish

  • @BlackKnigth323
    @BlackKnigth323 2 года назад +105

    Problem: *Exists*
    Koifish: *opens Ol' reliable* Jarl Haesteinn

  • @saltamuertosturambar4050
    @saltamuertosturambar4050 2 года назад +154

    Paradox: *tries to nerf Jarl Haestinn*
    Koifish: "I'm inevitable"

  • @triblex305
    @triblex305 2 года назад +266

    "all you need to know is that conciliation is sharing your cake while hostility is burning down the bakery"
    ah yes words to live by

    • @sars910
      @sars910 2 года назад +7

      I'm fairly certain Jarl Haestein would burn the cake and eat the bakery.

    • @shahkrown
      @shahkrown 2 года назад

      BRO I scrolled down to this comment and read it as he said it

  • @crowhuman3177
    @crowhuman3177 2 года назад +74

    Koi fish: Gets a new Spain expansion regarding Iberia and everything all about Spain.
    Also koi fish: VIKINGS

    • @GAMER123GAMING
      @GAMER123GAMING 2 года назад

      @Alex Rodrigues ... what?

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 2 года назад

      @Alex Rodrigues that's a stretch. The Viaigoths didn't exactly merge into the culture like the Normans did everywhere.
      By your logic Berbers are Germanic too due to the Vandals. Russians are Tatars. And Indians are just suntanned British men

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 2 года назад

      @Alex Rodrigues my last name is Almeida

  • @miguelpadeiro762
    @miguelpadeiro762 2 года назад +72

    Doctor: Steve Paradox can't hurt you, he's not real
    Steve Paradox:

  • @propagandalf9511
    @propagandalf9511 2 года назад +69

    If you can't solve you problem with Vikings, that means you aren't using enough Vikings.

  • @kaustubhlunawat7827
    @kaustubhlunawat7827 2 года назад +78

    Standard Koifish doctrine: In any time of dilemma play as Vikings, even if not in dilemma play as Vikings.

  • @2013faiasl
    @2013faiasl 2 года назад +36

    wow i am impressed by how fast you did this run, the DLC was literally released today, thank you for making this funny video

    • @sailingsinbad7899
      @sailingsinbad7899 2 года назад +4

      Creators have early access to DLCs so that they can publish videos on the day of release

  • @matthewhannigan1916
    @matthewhannigan1916 2 года назад +17

    In my first campaing I got a pop up event about a lost Viking after I took Cordoba... oh no... Koifish is escaping his own saves

  • @sars910
    @sars910 2 года назад +11

    PLEASE do Viking-Arabs next.
    I want to see a Norseman riding a camel and carrying a battleaxe.

  • @wazz9000
    @wazz9000 2 года назад +18

    I'm happy that you named the new empire after your glorious ruler! I was afraid at first that this video wouldn't have enough Haesteinn. Well played Koifish.

  • @Ch-ew9tm
    @Ch-ew9tm 2 года назад +46

    Even in a video about Iberia he plays as a norse character lmao.

  • @-cheddarcheese
    @-cheddarcheese 2 года назад +4

    > enters iberian struggle
    > kicks everyones teeth in
    > refuses to elaborate further
    > doesnt leave

  • @danthewatcher9681
    @danthewatcher9681 2 года назад +17

    I'm just waiting for Count Jarl Haesteinn take the Title of God Emperor of Mankind!

  • @TJD0503
    @TJD0503 2 года назад +12

    Koifish and Jarl Haesteinn, name a more iconic duo

  • @lackooo88888
    @lackooo88888 2 года назад +6

    Making Koifish play as anyone else than vikings is just as hard, as making me, a hungarian, playing anything else than hungary

  • @quinny1072
    @quinny1072 2 года назад +5

    By far the best episode of the Jarl Haesteinn anime!

  • @memestealer596
    @memestealer596 2 года назад +7

    Within the first few months, a dissolution war against Al-Andalus happened. Twas fun to see, though I may have had a hand in it too

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 2 года назад

      The game starts with it actually. Andalusia starts with two wars - a frontier rebellion from Toledo and a dissolution war from Badajoz.
      And both are historical and both were lost by the Ummayad.
      Emir Marwan in real life later converted to Christianity after declaring his independence hence his back story in the game

  • @evco4426
    @evco4426 2 года назад +2

    I love the editing humoristic touches 😂😂

  • @GustavSvard
    @GustavSvard 2 года назад +7

    I love it when CK3 ends up going historical like this.

  • @HjalleCalibursChannel
    @HjalleCalibursChannel 2 года назад +1

    Älskar hur du går 100% på ditt uttal!! Haha det är amazing!

  • @GarlicPudding
    @GarlicPudding 2 года назад +1

    "Conciliation is sharing your cake; Hostility is burning down the bakery."
    Meanwhile, Status Quo is deciding you want pie instead.

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 2 года назад +6

    Oh Boy, what is Koifish going to do with the new DLC-
    "VIKINGS!"
    Of course, what else would Koifish do?

  • @cheesecakeisgross4645
    @cheesecakeisgross4645 2 года назад +5

    Next video. Jarl Haestings becomes the greatest of Khans.

  • @soundbird641
    @soundbird641 2 года назад +1

    You uploaded at exactly 23.00 in my country, thank god I don't have school tomorrow

  • @TheAurgelmir
    @TheAurgelmir 2 года назад +1

    "We are heavily in debt" he said with 270ish gold in minus.
    Come back when you are almost 3000 gold in minus! That was me today when my bloody kingdom decided that it was time for 11 wars in a row.

  • @blackmore1030
    @blackmore1030 2 года назад +1

    Idk if you're indeed the best CK3 player in the world, but you're the most entertaining one for sure :D

  • @gonzalogalassi
    @gonzalogalassi 2 года назад

    17:16 You gotta love the wife with 0 stewardship placed on "manage domains"

  • @tomthenightmare173
    @tomthenightmare173 2 года назад +5

    The dominance part was really cool in a mostly goofy video that was extremely awesome( especially the music..... which I would like to know which is)

  • @jasonpcrawfordauthor
    @jasonpcrawfordauthor 2 года назад

    That fight with the crusaders was intense! Well done!

  • @azrulashraf00
    @azrulashraf00 2 года назад +1

    As expected of koifish. You don't disappoint

  • @afridge8608
    @afridge8608 2 года назад +10

    If you want an even more op start then start as haesting then day one go pilgrimage and declare on some small pomeranian dude. By the time you come back and conquer one county in pomerania you can make the jommsvikings to get extra piety and 1500 men i think or maybe more plus there is an established asatru holy order now

  • @starblaze1222
    @starblaze1222 7 месяцев назад

    I have never laughed so hard at a playthrough! Instant follow

  • @JuanTrujillo-qv4lw
    @JuanTrujillo-qv4lw 2 года назад

    That comeback!!!!! Even I was overly excited.

  • @UncleGoose1
    @UncleGoose1 2 года назад +2

    This is also how I like to play in iberia, as a viking. By the way, Koifish talking like a cowboy tickles my giblets.

  • @juliopadilla2840
    @juliopadilla2840 2 года назад

    As someone from Córdoba, It hurts me deeply the way you pronouce Córdoba and Badajoz. On the other hand, I really like this new alternative future you've set for my country, I really really like it

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 2 года назад +5

    The Aztecs of this timeline will be very confused

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 2 года назад

      In this timeline Leif Erikson decided to stay in Vinland. So years later when Krystafer Columbusson reached America he embraced his long lost brothers and sang kumbayah

  • @theonurit8667
    @theonurit8667 2 года назад

    "Conquer divide and conquer yet again" is probably the best way to discribe CK3

  • @alexandreludwig1812
    @alexandreludwig1812 2 года назад

    I'm Haesteinned with this video. Absolutely awesome

  • @sovietelmo1019
    @sovietelmo1019 2 года назад

    Paradox: releases dlc that isn’t for Vikings so that people will explore other parts of the map
    Koifish: plays Vikings

  • @ecargfosreya
    @ecargfosreya 2 года назад +2

    The second I heard the DLC announced I knew I wanted to try this exact same thing

  • @j.ackermann9110
    @j.ackermann9110 2 года назад +1

    If asia is ever added to the game Koifish will still be using Haesteinn on the other side of the world

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад +2

      You will LOVE the next CK3 video! :D

  • @rocknrollgranddad
    @rocknrollgranddad 2 года назад

    I love how in every video Koifish is guaranteed to make a quick side remark dissing frenchmen lol

  • @haswordmaster1497
    @haswordmaster1497 2 года назад

    1:19 My favorite anime character makes a cameo in a Koifish video? Yep! You can see Juzo Suzuya from Tokyo Ghoul right underneath the MANGA sign...!

  • @ottoman1594
    @ottoman1594 2 года назад

    Had so much fun watching this video. Subbed :D

  • @markf9138
    @markf9138 2 года назад

    It was really nice of PdX to give us another bookmark to that one page, I hate forgetting which page I was on ❤️

  • @thefbi3350
    @thefbi3350 2 года назад +1

    I love how we had the same idea probably at the same time lmao

  • @undwenndumichkusst
    @undwenndumichkusst 2 года назад +19

    New challenge for Koifish
    Not play as vikings (Very hard)

  • @juanmanuelgomezrodriguez4943
    @juanmanuelgomezrodriguez4943 2 года назад

    este es el comentario en español que estabas buscando, la verdad es que orgulloso

  • @luminous6520
    @luminous6520 2 года назад +1

    You should take the Vikings into the European steps and create the Norse-mads.

  • @maviko2399
    @maviko2399 2 года назад +2

    How about becoming "Greatest of Khans" with a norse-mongol culture? Would like to see that

  • @battleonize
    @battleonize 2 года назад

    great video as always

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope 2 года назад

    "...or we let his son do the little think for him." This was when I hit the subscribe button.

  • @Lippertx
    @Lippertx 2 года назад

    I love ur vids, bro!

  • @michalgul980
    @michalgul980 2 года назад +1

    Loving the ck3 content just recently bought the game

  • @dragomiralexandru2803
    @dragomiralexandru2803 2 года назад

    Today is my birthday, thank you Koifish 🤟

  • @TheCloud-z8h
    @TheCloud-z8h 2 года назад

    As an American that was the best Southern accent I have ever heard

  • @Thegingerfilmmaker
    @Thegingerfilmmaker 2 года назад

    The fucking hasteinnia name at the end got me sp hard. I nearly choked laughing. I will continue to hasteinn the fuck up in ck3

  • @dylanvanholm9364
    @dylanvanholm9364 2 года назад

    I see your video, i click it , have a laugh, press like and then leave a comment

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 2 года назад

    I can just imagine a sad viking sitting in a bathroom somewhere: "My balls don't work Nyaughh!"

  • @stoneshield6653
    @stoneshield6653 2 года назад

    WELLCOMM BACK!!

  • @alfa2649
    @alfa2649 2 года назад +15

    So koifish won against a crusade who had 4x the amount of men than him and still won this proves koifish is the best Crusader Kings player of all time

    • @LilGamingYes
      @LilGamingYes 2 года назад +3

      Vikings are OP though, if you play EU4 they're like Prussians...

    • @mitchellcox1680
      @mitchellcox1680 2 года назад +5

      It proves crusader ai is horrible lol

  • @joshuaberrien2397
    @joshuaberrien2397 2 года назад +1

    Now WHO could have possible guessed our fishy Boi would choose vikings?

  • @alphaundpinsel2431
    @alphaundpinsel2431 2 года назад

    Whenever I play as Haestings I always get murdered by either the king of france or count eudes because they're both my rivals

  • @catalanranger
    @catalanranger 2 года назад +1

    Haesteinn, Haesteinn, everyone is Haesteinn!

  • @UncleGoose1
    @UncleGoose1 2 года назад

    That Crusade was AWESOME!

  • @RCMPGuythunder
    @RCMPGuythunder 2 года назад

    There can’t be a struggle if the Vikings conquer Spain, big brain move

  • @neoasdrubaul
    @neoasdrubaul 2 года назад

    love the video!

  • @minecraftwater8544
    @minecraftwater8544 2 года назад +1

    luv ur vids and please upload more ck3 content

  • @yezdanus
    @yezdanus 2 года назад

    i see koifish upload and i think "i am gonna get some snacks" :)

  • @filosofishinchan6304
    @filosofishinchan6304 2 года назад

    Cant wait for next CKIII dlc: Fate of Liberia

  • @dianabialaskahansen2972
    @dianabialaskahansen2972 2 года назад +1

    I should have realized it would be Hæsteinn that was picked. :P

  • @gabrielpoubel1077
    @gabrielpoubel1077 2 года назад

    Long time no see, Jarl Hæestein

  • @arklaw8306
    @arklaw8306 2 года назад

    If everybody got killed, nobody struggles.

  • @spencermadsen8752
    @spencermadsen8752 2 года назад

    koifish ck3 video = happy me

  • @LuciferX333
    @LuciferX333 2 года назад +1

    When in doubt:
    VIKINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

  • @bonioworld
    @bonioworld 2 года назад

    The biggest struggle I have is getting this game to run smooth on my pc lmao

  • @Kuroschsm
    @Kuroschsm 2 года назад

    koifish trying not to play as vikings challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

  • @sirjaka5148
    @sirjaka5148 2 года назад

    viking in iberia is a gift

  • @borssamer9210
    @borssamer9210 2 года назад

    Bro recreated the norse migration to Spain 1100 years early

  • @tonywoutrs
    @tonywoutrs 2 года назад +1

    Now I've managed to convert all of Navarra, but I can't get involved in the struggle, idk how

  • @willbrooks9486
    @willbrooks9486 2 года назад

    As a native Georgian . You gave that southern accent all you had 😂

  • @Ayem427
    @Ayem427 15 дней назад

    Gotta love that solving Iberia with vikings essentially means hitting everyone in said Iberia with hammers until they play nice lmao

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  13 дней назад

      No more fighting = no more struggle! :D

  • @Ridgwaycer
    @Ridgwaycer 2 года назад

    I hope you keep doing this for every single CK3 DLC!

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 2 года назад +6

    Honestly, playing a non Viking in Crusader Kings just ain’t it.

  • @rashisti
    @rashisti Год назад

    Koifish is such a hoot

  • @ken-obi
    @ken-obi 2 года назад +3

    Imagine a Viking like Central America 😂

  • @Samurai-hh1bn
    @Samurai-hh1bn 2 года назад +2

    i think koifish is addicted to vikings
    and i strongly agree

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад

      It's not an addiction I can stop anytime!!!

    • @Samurai-hh1bn
      @Samurai-hh1bn 2 года назад

      @@Koifish i dare you to make the next CK3 video not vikings

  • @Vestlandsguten
    @Vestlandsguten 2 года назад +1

    Jarl Koisteinn

  • @j.o1834
    @j.o1834 2 года назад

    That was fkn awsome 👏🏻😁

  • @aidandalton7826
    @aidandalton7826 2 года назад

    my boy didn't even experience the viking cheese :-(

  • @ItsYouAreNotYour
    @ItsYouAreNotYour 2 года назад +1

    Cordova LOOKING THICC.

  • @noblenaveragemanointernet2582
    @noblenaveragemanointernet2582 2 года назад

    Damn you're quick

  • @orelzcialemgolompa
    @orelzcialemgolompa 2 года назад

    I love the 'No.'