*LONG LIVE THE ANDANORSE CONQUISTADORS!* Hello Hello! Koifish here with yet another CRUSADER KINGS 3 VIDEO! Playing with the brand new DLC Fate of Iberia! Very cool! More videos next week! Including the Koifish CK3 guide to LEARNING!
@Alex Rodrigues that's a stretch. The Viaigoths didn't exactly merge into the culture like the Normans did everywhere. By your logic Berbers are Germanic too due to the Vandals. Russians are Tatars. And Indians are just suntanned British men
I'm happy that you named the new empire after your glorious ruler! I was afraid at first that this video wouldn't have enough Haesteinn. Well played Koifish.
The game starts with it actually. Andalusia starts with two wars - a frontier rebellion from Toledo and a dissolution war from Badajoz. And both are historical and both were lost by the Ummayad. Emir Marwan in real life later converted to Christianity after declaring his independence hence his back story in the game
"We are heavily in debt" he said with 270ish gold in minus. Come back when you are almost 3000 gold in minus! That was me today when my bloody kingdom decided that it was time for 11 wars in a row.
If you want an even more op start then start as haesting then day one go pilgrimage and declare on some small pomeranian dude. By the time you come back and conquer one county in pomerania you can make the jommsvikings to get extra piety and 1500 men i think or maybe more plus there is an established asatru holy order now
As someone from Córdoba, It hurts me deeply the way you pronouce Córdoba and Badajoz. On the other hand, I really like this new alternative future you've set for my country, I really really like it
In this timeline Leif Erikson decided to stay in Vinland. So years later when Krystafer Columbusson reached America he embraced his long lost brothers and sang kumbayah
*LONG LIVE THE ANDANORSE CONQUISTADORS!*
Hello Hello! Koifish here with yet another CRUSADER KINGS 3 VIDEO! Playing with the brand new DLC Fate of Iberia! Very cool!
More videos next week! Including the Koifish CK3 guide to LEARNING!
FOR THE GLORY OF WODAN!
Once again the biggest challenge and struggle getting koifish to not play as a viking
One day I will play as the Italians and take over the norse >:D
@@Koifish just title it crusade kings 3 but I replace Swedish meatballs with Italian
If a crusader says It it's true, also hello fellow crusader
@@Koifish play as the Byzantines and form the Varangian culture
@@Koifish you truly are a mad man
"I Solved the Iberian Struggle with VIKINGS " yeah I solved my constipation with SCREAMING, sometimes you just got to think outside the box
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I hope u didnt shit outside the box tho.
@@christstwin6606 He shat the bed, what a turd
Curb down your agressitivy sir
Wouldn’t be a koifish video without Jarl Haesteinn
Steve Paradox: Hey there's all these relevant Iberian characters that you can pla-
Koifish: *BUT JARL HAESTEINN THO*
Meanwhile in another universe:
Hello everyone, here is Jarl Haestinn and today we are playing CK III with vikings as Koifish
Problem: *Exists*
Koifish: *opens Ol' reliable* Jarl Haesteinn
Paradox: *tries to nerf Jarl Haestinn*
Koifish: "I'm inevitable"
"all you need to know is that conciliation is sharing your cake while hostility is burning down the bakery"
ah yes words to live by
I'm fairly certain Jarl Haestein would burn the cake and eat the bakery.
BRO I scrolled down to this comment and read it as he said it
Koi fish: Gets a new Spain expansion regarding Iberia and everything all about Spain.
Also koi fish: VIKINGS
@Alex Rodrigues ... what?
@Alex Rodrigues that's a stretch. The Viaigoths didn't exactly merge into the culture like the Normans did everywhere.
By your logic Berbers are Germanic too due to the Vandals. Russians are Tatars. And Indians are just suntanned British men
@Alex Rodrigues my last name is Almeida
Doctor: Steve Paradox can't hurt you, he's not real
Steve Paradox:
If you can't solve you problem with Vikings, that means you aren't using enough Vikings.
Standard Koifish doctrine: In any time of dilemma play as Vikings, even if not in dilemma play as Vikings.
wow i am impressed by how fast you did this run, the DLC was literally released today, thank you for making this funny video
Creators have early access to DLCs so that they can publish videos on the day of release
In my first campaing I got a pop up event about a lost Viking after I took Cordoba... oh no... Koifish is escaping his own saves
PLEASE do Viking-Arabs next.
I want to see a Norseman riding a camel and carrying a battleaxe.
I'm happy that you named the new empire after your glorious ruler! I was afraid at first that this video wouldn't have enough Haesteinn. Well played Koifish.
Our glorious ruler
Even in a video about Iberia he plays as a norse character lmao.
> enters iberian struggle
> kicks everyones teeth in
> refuses to elaborate further
> doesnt leave
I'm just waiting for Count Jarl Haesteinn take the Title of God Emperor of Mankind!
Koifish and Jarl Haesteinn, name a more iconic duo
Making Koifish play as anyone else than vikings is just as hard, as making me, a hungarian, playing anything else than hungary
By far the best episode of the Jarl Haesteinn anime!
Within the first few months, a dissolution war against Al-Andalus happened. Twas fun to see, though I may have had a hand in it too
The game starts with it actually. Andalusia starts with two wars - a frontier rebellion from Toledo and a dissolution war from Badajoz.
And both are historical and both were lost by the Ummayad.
Emir Marwan in real life later converted to Christianity after declaring his independence hence his back story in the game
I love the editing humoristic touches 😂😂
I love it when CK3 ends up going historical like this.
Älskar hur du går 100% på ditt uttal!! Haha det är amazing!
"Conciliation is sharing your cake; Hostility is burning down the bakery."
Meanwhile, Status Quo is deciding you want pie instead.
Oh Boy, what is Koifish going to do with the new DLC-
"VIKINGS!"
Of course, what else would Koifish do?
Next video. Jarl Haestings becomes the greatest of Khans.
You uploaded at exactly 23.00 in my country, thank god I don't have school tomorrow
"We are heavily in debt" he said with 270ish gold in minus.
Come back when you are almost 3000 gold in minus! That was me today when my bloody kingdom decided that it was time for 11 wars in a row.
Idk if you're indeed the best CK3 player in the world, but you're the most entertaining one for sure :D
17:16 You gotta love the wife with 0 stewardship placed on "manage domains"
The dominance part was really cool in a mostly goofy video that was extremely awesome( especially the music..... which I would like to know which is)
I think it's the civilization 6 Arabia theme
That fight with the crusaders was intense! Well done!
As expected of koifish. You don't disappoint
If you want an even more op start then start as haesting then day one go pilgrimage and declare on some small pomeranian dude. By the time you come back and conquer one county in pomerania you can make the jommsvikings to get extra piety and 1500 men i think or maybe more plus there is an established asatru holy order now
I have never laughed so hard at a playthrough! Instant follow
That comeback!!!!! Even I was overly excited.
This is also how I like to play in iberia, as a viking. By the way, Koifish talking like a cowboy tickles my giblets.
As someone from Córdoba, It hurts me deeply the way you pronouce Córdoba and Badajoz. On the other hand, I really like this new alternative future you've set for my country, I really really like it
The Aztecs of this timeline will be very confused
In this timeline Leif Erikson decided to stay in Vinland. So years later when Krystafer Columbusson reached America he embraced his long lost brothers and sang kumbayah
"Conquer divide and conquer yet again" is probably the best way to discribe CK3
I'm Haesteinned with this video. Absolutely awesome
Paradox: releases dlc that isn’t for Vikings so that people will explore other parts of the map
Koifish: plays Vikings
The second I heard the DLC announced I knew I wanted to try this exact same thing
If asia is ever added to the game Koifish will still be using Haesteinn on the other side of the world
You will LOVE the next CK3 video! :D
I love how in every video Koifish is guaranteed to make a quick side remark dissing frenchmen lol
1:19 My favorite anime character makes a cameo in a Koifish video? Yep! You can see Juzo Suzuya from Tokyo Ghoul right underneath the MANGA sign...!
Had so much fun watching this video. Subbed :D
It was really nice of PdX to give us another bookmark to that one page, I hate forgetting which page I was on ❤️
I love how we had the same idea probably at the same time lmao
New challenge for Koifish
Not play as vikings (Very hard)
este es el comentario en español que estabas buscando, la verdad es que orgulloso
You should take the Vikings into the European steps and create the Norse-mads.
How about becoming "Greatest of Khans" with a norse-mongol culture? Would like to see that
great video as always
"...or we let his son do the little think for him." This was when I hit the subscribe button.
I love ur vids, bro!
Loving the ck3 content just recently bought the game
Today is my birthday, thank you Koifish 🤟
As an American that was the best Southern accent I have ever heard
The fucking hasteinnia name at the end got me sp hard. I nearly choked laughing. I will continue to hasteinn the fuck up in ck3
I see your video, i click it , have a laugh, press like and then leave a comment
I can just imagine a sad viking sitting in a bathroom somewhere: "My balls don't work Nyaughh!"
WELLCOMM BACK!!
So koifish won against a crusade who had 4x the amount of men than him and still won this proves koifish is the best Crusader Kings player of all time
Vikings are OP though, if you play EU4 they're like Prussians...
It proves crusader ai is horrible lol
Now WHO could have possible guessed our fishy Boi would choose vikings?
Whenever I play as Haestings I always get murdered by either the king of france or count eudes because they're both my rivals
Haesteinn, Haesteinn, everyone is Haesteinn!
That Crusade was AWESOME!
There can’t be a struggle if the Vikings conquer Spain, big brain move
love the video!
luv ur vids and please upload more ck3 content
i see koifish upload and i think "i am gonna get some snacks" :)
Cant wait for next CKIII dlc: Fate of Liberia
I should have realized it would be Hæsteinn that was picked. :P
Long time no see, Jarl Hæestein
If everybody got killed, nobody struggles.
koifish ck3 video = happy me
When in doubt:
VIKINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
The biggest struggle I have is getting this game to run smooth on my pc lmao
koifish trying not to play as vikings challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
viking in iberia is a gift
Bro recreated the norse migration to Spain 1100 years early
Now I've managed to convert all of Navarra, but I can't get involved in the struggle, idk how
same
As a native Georgian . You gave that southern accent all you had 😂
Gotta love that solving Iberia with vikings essentially means hitting everyone in said Iberia with hammers until they play nice lmao
No more fighting = no more struggle! :D
I hope you keep doing this for every single CK3 DLC!
Honestly, playing a non Viking in Crusader Kings just ain’t it.
Koifish is such a hoot
Imagine a Viking like Central America 😂
i think koifish is addicted to vikings
and i strongly agree
It's not an addiction I can stop anytime!!!
@@Koifish i dare you to make the next CK3 video not vikings
Jarl Koisteinn
That was fkn awsome 👏🏻😁
my boy didn't even experience the viking cheese :-(
Cordova LOOKING THICC.
Damn you're quick
I love the 'No.'