[@everex1239]

The fact that the full line is "Put u in jail for something u didn't do" makes it 10x funnier

[@Starsdoyoulikedem_22]

I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS 😭

[@EllaisSwift11]

​@@Starsdoyoulikedem_22I was gonna commment it as well haha

[@zzzzzzzia]

yess i realized that too i was singing in my head and then oop- 😮

[@jxstlily_]

Omg 😂😂😂😂 yeah

[@Tays_cardigan13]

Isn’t that from afterglow tho ?

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

This helped me realized just how many crime related lyrics Taylor has

[@sour.elliottssister13]

Yeah lol😂 and the entirety of no body no crime is like the most crime song ever

[@philjan23]

She is an _aficcionada_ of the Wolf cinematic universe, so... 💁🏻

[@Blake1720]

@@sour.elliottssister13I was just gonna say that! Lol

[@SallyAbood-ut8wt]

STOP THATS SO REALLLL

[@rachel_espinoza]

She obviously binge watched true crime during the pandemic lockdown lol

[@ifybinftsmwel]

Here’s the songs!
“You deserve prison” - the smallest man who ever lived
“Indecent exposure” - down bad
“In the black dog” - the black dog
“Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” - Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
“Deranged weirdo” - I look in peoples windows
“Speeding” - the bolter
“Smell like weed” - florida!!!
“Narcotics” - who’s afraid of little old me
“With a gun” - the smallest man who ever lived
“You did some bad things” - vigilante shit
“Killed Casandra” - Cassandra
“Really bad at lying” - picture to burn
“In the dead of night” - my boy only breaks his favorite toys
“Crucial evidence” - I can do it with a broken heart
“Fresh out the slammer” - fresh out the slammer
“It would make no difference” - down bad
“Put you in jail” - afterglow
“You left me no choice” - right where you left me

[@Emmetton]

Nice, I make a document of most of the song lyrics of these vids

[@lleonie13]

I love you for that

[@someoneelse-e6p]

we need more people like you😇

[@sour.elliottssister13]

Yessss

[@andrineslife]

Thank you! The "In the dead of night" drove me crazy 😅

[@Subhashree01]

I just got out of Jail!!!
*Fresh out the slammerrr* 😂😂😂

[@allosaurus1mix]

It’s so corny but I’m dying laughing 🤣 wtf 😭😭😭

[@glockenspiel-ti1ms]

Why were y.ou in jail ? What did you do ?

[@TTPD_SWIFTIE1_3]

​@@glockenspiel-ti1ms .

[@lifewivy16]

WAIT RIGHT WHEN I READ THIS SHE SAID THAT LINE LOL

[@Imposterqueenofnonecringe2]

FR

[@Coolerbeans-v5i]

TTPD: The Taylor Police Department

[@tays.editzzz]

So real tho-

[@Aadyapotterhead4ever11]

Fr

[@ShriyaditaSS]

Love this!😂

[@keilagondran]

Perfect 🤣👌✨️

[@AmazingSuperData]

​underrated

[@m1rrorbqll]

this is the most sensible taylor has ever been

[@folklore_poett]

Omg hi mars

[@rihachu]

you're everywhere

[@ella13-butitdoesnthaveahead]

Marsyyyy

[@winestained]

MARSYYYYYYYY

[@winestained]

@@ella13-butitdoesnthaveaheadELLAAAAAAAAAA

[@rainorchard5647]

I was waiting for "Even if its handcuffed Im leaving here with you"

[@lyzie0501]

That would have been perfect somewhere along that line of conversation. 😂

[@helenafreitas8227]

Me too lol

[@Sweetmuffins0018]

“I don’t even know who Cassandra is!” 😂

[@kritikagupta5582]

Ya that’s real for most Swifties, because when we first saw the song list, we were like… Who’s Cassandra??

[@Percabeth_shipper222]

I AM CASSANDRA!!!! (Also apparently I have been murdered) 🫲😐🫱

[@Cassandra-ix1ve]

My name is Cassandra bro

[@Percabeth_shipper222]

@@Cassandra-ix1ve 😳😳 first one I’ve met in a lifetime😂😂😂

[@Sweetmuffins0018]

@@Percabeth_shipper222 Oh wow. Two Cassandras meeting for the first time! 😊😂

[@mortalcrawler]

EVEN IF IT'S HANDCUFFED I'M LEAVING HERE WITH YOUUU

[@adalyn648]

EVEN IF ITS HANDCUFFED IM LEAVING HERE WITH YOU!!!

[@Manda4Jolie]

I REALLY hope Taylor knows these exist 😂

[@MayTheSwiftie13]

BAHAHA I HOPE SO TOO 😭

[@nelilevstek13]

Yesss! I REALLY hope so!😂

[@sour.elliottssister13]

YESSS

[@abbs_14]

all songs used in the video (in order)
1. the smallest man who ever lived
2. down bad
3. the black dog
4. chloe or sam or sophia or marcus
5. i look in people's windows
6. the bolter
7. florida!!!
8. who's afraid of little old me?
9. the smallest man who ever lived
10. vigilante sh*t (from Midnights)
11. cassandra
12. picture to burn (from debut)
13. my boy only breaks his favorite toys
14. i can do it with a broken heart
15. fresh out the slammer
16. down bad
17. afterglow (from Lover)
18. right where you left me (from evermore)

[@stargazeronesixseven]

😊🙏 Wow! You're True Swifties! Thank You So Much Abbs! May you be close to Taylor Swift in your next life by practicing Universal Loving Kindness & Compassion with Wisdom just like Taylor Swift! Many Happy Good Blessings in Return to Abbs! 🙏 ÖM ÅMÏ ĐÈWÅ HŘÏH 🌷🌿🍎🍊🌏✌💜🕊

[@navydolphin]

We worship you 🙏thankz

[@thaliasr6931]

you thought we wouldn't notice you sneak Picture to Burn😂

[@sadie989]

and afterglow lol

[@dcks2]

and vigilante shit

[@brayba3]

and rwylm

[@rubberduck3y6]

There's some gems in the Poets lyrics for these. Looking forward to more! 🤣

[@Effie_C]

I noticed that she started slightly smiling each lyric😂😂😂😂

[@DanTheMan27]

Should do “Taylor Swift is your photographer” so she can say “Lights, Camera, Bitch, Smile!”

[@L4n4_L0R3]

“Deranged weirdo”😂😂😂

[@haleymarquez6456]

Not the smile after the first shot 😂

[@mayaelzahoul203]

Taylor: killed Cassandra
Him: I don’t even know who Cassandra is
😂😂

[@GrapefruitPizza]

Yesss the new lyrics will be so much fun in these haha

[@singingwithbecca]

The little taylor in the middle of these most recent taylor songs almost made me wanna cry 😭😭

[@veninrouge3211]

😅😂 This is amazing ! 👏 You killed Cassandra, admit it ! 😂

[@heyitsemmie1]

“ I don’t even know who Cassandra is? “ 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@Aadyapotterhead4ever11]

lol, bro going to prison again because of Cassandra 😂

[@Front_ensemble_Cass]

"I don't even know who Cassandra is"
Me:
*dead on the ground*

[@OrlenaGreer-t2q]

I love the fact that you added "you did some bad things"from I did something bad from reputation and "really bad at lying" from debut

[@aadityarana8931]

The debut lyric had me😊

[@fernaaa21]

"Fresh out the slammer?" I died 🤣

[@DavidChristianDow13]

This is funnier than expected. Well done, bro.

[@MadiiAlwaiisPhycho]

I just got out of jail....FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER!!! Took me out in public😂😂😂😂😂

[@katherinehatten6980]

“ Put you in jail”
For something you didn’t do
😂😂😂

[@QuinnSmith-rh4pl]

i couldn’t believe they mentioned they were in florida and didn’t include “florida!!!!!!!”

[@Noelle-i5z]

Even had the Florida!!! Reference!

[@ravensghost2008]

I love how it was all TTPD at first the suddenly we got REALLY BAD AT LYYYING! from her first album 😂❤

[@willyjames5340]

Your the best youtuber ever Taylor swift

[@Emmetton]

“You deserve Prison” - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“Indecent exposure” - Down Bad
“In The Black Dog” - The Black Dog
“Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” - Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
“Deranged weirdo” - I Look in People’s Windows
“Speeding” - The Bolter
“Smell like weed” - Florida!!!
“Narcotics?” - Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?
“WITH A GUN?” - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“You did some bad things?” - Vigilante Shit
“Killed Cassandra” - Cassandra
“REALLY BAD AT LYING” - Picture To Burn
“In the dead of night” - My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
“Crucial evidence” - I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
“Fresh out the slammer?” - Fresh Out The Slammer
“It would make no difference” - Down Bad
“Put you in jail” - Afterglow
“YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE” - right where you left me

[@1D_speaknow.taylorsversion]

The way theres a line from midnights and debut in there 😂

[@jra03]

This went from *TTPD* to *Debut*

[@kiti_cat524]

taylor's top police department

[@PiperPhillips-er8ft]

Songs…
“You deserve prison” - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“Indecent exposure” - Down Bad
“In The Black Dog” - The Black Dog
“Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” - Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
“Deranged Weirdo” - I Look In People’s Windows
“Speeding” - The Bolter
“Smell like weed” - Florida!!!
“Narcotics?” - Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
“With a gun?” - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
“You Did Some Bad Things” - Vigilante Sh!t
“Killed Cassandra” - Cassandra
“Really bad at lying” - Picture To Burn
“In the dead of night” - My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
“Crucial evidence” - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
“Fresh out the slammer?” - Fresh Out The Slammer
“It would make no difference” - Down Bad
“Put you in jail” - Afterglow
“You left me no choice” - Right Where You Left Me

[@filmedbyjamesss]

The way she has a straight face at the beginning by the end she is smiling😂

[@brianlitwinowich7638]

“that’s my ADHD medication!” 🤣🤣🤣 had me dying

[@Danielmwangi.1]

I actually love these videos 😂😂

[@Louise_2029]

Her face changed so much from the beginning to end lol

[@manishagupta3583]

I honestly love these thanks for bringing thse back!!!😊😊😊

[@Midnight.Rain.747.]

I love the RWYLM part 😭

[@DinoNuggies-w2q]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE 😂😂

[@the_artzy_alienza]

THE FACT CASSANDRA IS MY BFF’S NAME IRL 😭

[@afrobert1858]

The fact Taylor smiled at the end makes it 10x better

[@wannabeKagmineRin]

Can you do one that Taylor Swift is your tour guide in New York?

[@chaostakingflight7332]

This is actually really hilarious and i love it!

[@raulalarcon3804]

"You left me no choice" LMAOO

[@aloo2008]

You guys realise how every dialogue blends in so well? It's because EVERY SONG IS THE SAME

[@Aaron2482]

He plays one damn word of the song, sit your ass down.

[@veenaupadhyay5604]

Then go check all his shorts he has shorts on almost every famous singer do you mean they all make same songs? 😂
Dude they're just 2-3 words calm down.😂

[@StraightFromTaylorsVault13]

You gotta love Taylor.

[@KSjsSCss]

Great job!! This is so freaking funny 😄

[@Khloe_swiftie13]

I thought this was TTPD edition but “really bad at lying” is from picture to burn from debut

[@EricaRichter28]

Obsessed with this video, well done

[@jaelynnelson3455]

That moment with Trudy and Kev is awesome and I REALLY WANT to see more of Trudy

[@Emma-TaylorVersion]

A Great Loop 👏🏻

[@queenofgoldenhearts]

I was waiting for “I think he did but I just can’t prove it, no body no crime” 😂

[@cmereves]

Fun fact: My name is Chloe and my sisters is Sophia like the song “Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus”

[@annabelle-n9r]

Imagine if Omar had kept the "for something you didn't do" on "put you in jail" 😂

[@Newt_Eddie_Swiftie13]

I SEE AND HEAR TAYLOR SWIFT AND I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

[@maxabergmann]

Do Taylor swift as a guidance counselor😊

[@alight_everdeen]

"smell like weed"

[@myannac]

Is no one gonna talk about how they were all from ttpd except the ONE SONG from debut?!

[@MisoDawgYT]

Me: oh shoot my name is Sophia ✨

[@JaySwiftie]

This is brilliant!!!

[@GarrettSelf]

I love Taylor swift ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@brooksmith7076]

With the amount of Taylor swift songs out there, you could easily do one of these, and make it sound like a decent convo 😂😂😂

[@ABlove3]

For what's Taylor's being good and doing her job in these videos🎉❤

[@KSjsSCss]

"I got naked in public?" "in the black dog" 🤣🤣

[@JohnKow-oh1lk]

I love it 😂

[@anothersupersecretaccount5095]

Omg Taylor swift is slaying
💖

[@danamcallister1994]

Me in that's not my neighbor: REALLY BAD AT LYING

[@melaniejerrils3671]

This is genius level I love it so much

[@Shellielynne]

T-thats my adhd medication” OOP-

[@disneyspoiler2022]

Her face expressions changed

[@gracedislife]

She looks different than before 😂 I felt like she looked like barbie

[@danielahoffman2840]

That last one that says, “you left me no choice,” isn’t from The Tortured Poets Department, its from Evermore and the song is, Right Where You Left Me,”

[@sophia_hearts4T.S]

“Chloe or Sam or sophia or Marcus” im literally right here

[@Billie_eilish_stan]

I'm literally called Chloe haha😂

[@santiagoabraham3435]

the way that Taylor says "WITH A GUN!!!!!" at 0:25 is so crazy hahahahahahahah

[@Iluvpandas691]

I LOVE THIS OMAR YOU ARE SOOOOO FUNNY

[@CrsvKatelyn]

The ttpd straight to debut scared me haha

[@JuliaReis-ot3ke]

that's sooo gooddddd

[@TheGirlWhoLivesInDelusion.13]

If Taylor put me in jail I’d cry (tears of happiness and shock)

[@KaliZarnick]

"That's MY ADHD MEDICINE" and "WITH A GUN!" Got me dead

[@random..g1rly]

TTPD: the police officer addition

[@JacksonSkoniecki-g9w]

if Taylor Swift was my police officer I wood help her stop all the bad guys and join the police and be with Taylor and go on lots off police take downs with Taylor to

[@nikolaihorne319]

I love this !!

[@stokecity4685]

that was beautiful

[@cbmusicreal]

Every single thing he does before he ends a sentence,"what makes you think I did itttttt

[@Bread_loaf822]

“You killed Cassandra” oh no you ain’t getting away with murdering my bestie 😡

[@Ilovetaylorswift1213]

This is hilarious 😂

[@HaliaMitton-dj3if]

Love them. I love how he makes all of these famous people sound evil

[@siimplydevil7752]

Should made her say “FLORIDA?”

[@MaureenMountbattenWindsor]

Tay is officially a comedian ❤❤❤❤

[@kayleeCone]

MAKE MORE OF CONAN GRAY PLEASSSSSSSSS

[@maryamislam045]

these swiftie edits are getting crazier and crazier..

[@clickbait0351]

This weekend devastated me as a Williams fan. I was gunning for Albon to get points again putting them ahead of the other back of the grid teams and his pace looked genuinely good and consistent through the race. I wanted to cry when the crash happened.
Also as a Checo fan I feel so bad for Checo he’s under so much pressure and he’s getting absolutely slammed for continuing at a top team. As if Checos gonna turn down an extension to his red bull contract, no matter what skill you have if you’re a driver you’re gonna take the best you can get you don’t give up. I really hope to see Checo pull it back and do the business in upcoming races because we know he’s capable of bringing the car home at the top I truly don’t believe he’s doing worse I just think other teams are getting better