Every Panda Express Ever
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2020
- NEW MERCH IN THE STORE: smo.sh/groovy
Whether you're a bowl or a plate person, you're definitely going to want an eggroll with that. This is EVERY PANDA EXPRESS EVER!
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
CREW
Directed By: Sarah Whittle, Brennan Iketani
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
Production Assistant: Jacqi Jones
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer: Tim Baker
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Dresser: Tayler Nicholson
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Staff Writer: Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
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![Kehlani - Next 2 U [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MpI7ekFG8A0/mqdefault.jpg)
Shayne is literally obsessed with Gus Johnson now that he has the mustache
he has to become him before he can make him laugh
Who’s Shayne? I saw Gus in the video, but I think I might’ve missed seeing Shayne
Shayne is becoming Gus so he can figure out his weaknesses and finally crush him
Sarah or someone saying “No Damien” just made my day.
TWAS I
7:45
Damien saying “you will make a fine orange chicken” killed me
Literally
And now ur an orange chicken because it killed you
*can i try the ormage chompkin*
@@luennii no
So that’s what orange chicken taste like
“I CAME OUT OF QUARANTINE FOR THIS?!?”
-Shane, 2020
You Spelt Shayne Wrong It Is S - H - A - Y - N - E
Nuts vs ice
420th like
435 like
I came to the comments saw this unpaused the video and then this exact line was said
Shayne knows that he can’t make Gus laugh so he just became him instead
@ look at him. Take a hard look at him. Look at him.
Now look at you.
It’s all part of his plan...ha..haha...hahaha...HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh good I'm not the only one who thought he kind of looked like gus
If you can’t beat him, join him.
Paul Kazan lmao we don’t care about what you say 🤷♀️ you clearly uneducated
"Is the sea wet?"
"I mean, it's also filled with salt which is very dry."
"I always thought c was for cat."
Confusion is not me
👁️👄👁️
Noisufnoc
*confused confusing confusion*
This line MURDERED ME
Why is sugar man a recurring character in the videos I’ve watched today
What vids did you watch?
It's also in every dunkin donuts ever
6ppyes
I know right
EvERyThInG HaS SuGAr
"when I was born I didn't cry, I said MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE."
My ex’s wedding vows were touching mine were, MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE
When I'm dying with my children by my side, goodbye, I'll tell them that there's MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE
GOODBYE.
Goodbye
when i was born i didnt cry i said MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE
"I always thought sea was for cat" is the most Olivia thing ever.
I thought Sea was for cookie MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!
I thought the sea was dry
*scoff*
Thomas Roach what?
Pppr bxfcy
The pain Courtney inflicted on Shane was uncalled for like he said "i came out of quarantine for this shit"
She's got good aim 😂
He’s voice got so high, fukin lol
@@cookiekingmaster8502 every guy's voice goies 3-5 octaves higher when they get hit in the balls
It was also an accident
lol
I think that’s the way Shayne actually would crack open a fortune cookie, also Damien was very convincing with that blank stare, he may have worked as a retail employee before, it shows!
"SUGAR!"
-Dunkin doughnuts & Panda Express 2020
Smh imagine not saying "donuts"
Ian: “ *sugar :D* “
No-one:
Damien: YOU WILL MAKE A FINE ORANGE CHIKEN *Pokes aggressively with broom*
That was my favorite part 🤣
mad? attack! Interesting fact: people like to quote their favorite lines
"I CAME OUT OF QUARANTINE FOR THIS?!" A true icon.
Poor American pepole,You are not like us the europe pepole
@@alexandrumoisoni9845 no, but they can probably spell "people". On the other hand, it looks like Florida Psychosis is spreading across America at the same rate and severity as Covid. So they'll probably all be dead within the decade.
*me when I go back to school*
In Britain we are out of lockdown so maybe they are trying to be British
Aiden Domino Damn bruh it was just a joke don’t need to get all salty.
6:58 Courtney's inner Boneless came out 😂
That's the real Courtney Freakin Miller 😂
6:46 the main reason I come back to this video and to think now they are officially a couple!
This video: Talking about merch
Me: Crying because there all together again
Me too
He said that THEY'RE crying because there together again
Anthony...
"I came out of quarantine for this shit" is a mood, and I love it. I want that on a shirt.
The bloopers from when Courtney threw sugar after Shayne are HILARIOUS!!🤣🤣
My favorite is between Shayne getting sacked with an ice cube and the Boneless coming out of Courtney completely to her surprise
“I came out of quarantine for this sh*t” 😂
Literally everyone
Yeah at least the videos are good
Anjali True 🤔
Maybe they got tested?
444th like at 4:44 pm
Anjali look in the description it explains they are following alll precautions and they have a limited crew
"The spear that killed Christ" is the bit that killed me.
Sameeee!!
Right as he said this i read your comment
Courtney Longinus'd Shayne.
“The spear that killed Christ!” 😂😂😂
courtney's face when Shayne said he treats his gf nice HAHAH
No one:
Damien: YOU WILL MAKE A FINE ORANGE CHICKEN! *aggressively pokes with broom*
Shayne: gets out of quarantine for work
also Shayne: gets an ice cube thrown at his balls by his co-worker
At least he can use the ice to numb the pain
Netflix and chill baby!😂
Those were def fake ice cubes prob much harder
Definitely tip. Speaking from personal experience.
"What the f*ck?! I came out of quarantine for this shit?!!" Omg Shayne 😂😂😂
7:21 Shayne: Hahaha what the f**k! (more laughing) I came out of quarantine for this sh*t! Hahaha
"Every RUclips Ad Ever" and then 10 minutes of promoting merch, coffee, and other videos
big brain
Vat 19 in a nutshell
Or a sponsor
Or grammarly
- Every Theatre Kid Ever
- Every Art School Ever
- Every Home Alone Ever
- Every Boredom Ever
Angelo Barnachea Every Karen Ever
Yes
Every art school ever- I would love to see that
@@averiltallack5665 yessss every company that uses rainbows then thrives them out as soon as July starts ever
Olivia is genuinely SO GOOD in the trying orange chumpkin scene I keep coming back to this every blank ever
I like how at 2:25 courtney just yeeted the sugar at shane like it was confetti or something LOL XD
The endcard with Shayne and Courtney is so cute
I know everyone’s talking about Shayne moustache but OMG IAN HAS GOT HIS BOWL CUT BACK
Lol true
HELL YEAH DUDE!!!
The return of the king
The only thing that is missing is anthony
@@posporo0 ikr
Shane’s cookie saying and then Cortney response right after. Looking back they were giving little clues.
We she said “Orenji”she was actually saying the Japanese word for Orange
Really?!! That's hilarious and ironic
lol
yeah
“You don’t treat your girlfriend right”
“What the hell thats a lie”
Courtney with a sarcastic tone “is it” ÒwÓ
Amby Draws no but they get shipped a lot and I just found it really funny and kinda hintative that they may be dating
dahyuns water bottle I know but I found it really funny XD
Courtamien is better
@@specklys when?
Thanks for pointing out what happened in the video!
"I actually thought sea was for cat" -Olivia 2020
*always
@@koi1299 ok? They just thought it was funny and made a comment about it
@@koi1299 yeah.....they did. So what if I do gacha? That's not my whole personality. They saw that part and made a popular joke w it.
2:00
This turned from a joke to the exorcist.
Legend says he’s still looking for something without sugar.
the “merch in the store” hit different
Where's "Everything's fine"? :/ Way better
My fortunes are always some weird shit like “the meatball is actually blue glove”
Lol
Is it not a blue glove??? Did the fortune lie???
10 years from now, you're going to appreciate knowing where to find the blue glove.
0:13 when i see something but someone sees me
5:36 was by far my favorite part of this sketch cause when Courtney calls Damian 🤣😂
OK first of all. GOD HOW I MISSED THAT SET COMEDY
SECOND BEST OUTTAKES EVERRRRRR
When Olivia said “I always thought C was for Cat” I laughed way harder than I should have
Me too!! 😂😂😂
True I thought she meant sea like the ocean
I feel better that I'm not the only one
Kind of off topic, but what if someone made a “learn your abcs with Olivia Sui”
I didnt even laugh
2:30 is the same one as Dunkin’ Donuts ahaha
EVERYTHING HAS SUGAR
YOU ARE MADE OF SUGAR!!
Who came back just for the "Merch In The Store" song
It’s so catchy lmao
Me lmao its catchy
With my childreeeenn by my side %G#%_OOD%#*^B%#^}_YEEEEEEE
Me
I demand a full version on spotify NOW
Courtney: There’s sugar in everything, get out while you can!
Courtney: proceeds to throw sugar at Shayne and adds ice to the balls just in case
****Throws ice on balls**** : _Just for good measures_
We watched the video
@@joaquinbrzeski8874 yes that did happen.
These "Merch in the store" commercials are getting better every time.
2:13 Courtney sounds genuinely terrified 😂😂😂
Everything is made of *SuGaR*
@@ootfan7882 everything has sugar?
2:10 actually everything does have sugar in it. Cellulose naturally occurs in almost all plants and we use it to make everything from cotton clothing to paper cardboard. At the core of Cellulose it's just a chain of Glucose (sugar) molecules. So yes everything has sugar in it XD.
Okay, now it’s weird to see them all together after all the distancing sketches.
For a second I was like...is this really good green screening?? Then I was like No! They’re together!!! Yaaaay
I’m really happy there back together tho
My sister got a fortune cookie that said “next time order the shrimp”
i got one that literally just said “made in china”
I got one that said "fortnite is cancer"
Kiera ummm
Did she?
Carrus Brick Productions little did they know, she *did* order the shrimp....
3:04 please cure me😂
“Cups are made of sugar” line is also in the Dunkin’ Doughnuts one as well
“Or-an-geh.., Chon-kin?”
“Flor-an-geh., Chum-Kin?”
“Chi-chow-me-on?”
I love Olivia 😂
It’s even funnier knowing that she’s Asian and she acts like she doesn’t know this stuff
whatever
@@chefdavidrivoli IKR
Bi-ief with, with the, GrEeN fLoWer
Ran - dom?
How many takes did “I always thought C was for cat?” take to get one without everybody laughing?
it seemed like improv so probably just one lol
Smoosh the goat
I love how it said “located right next to a chipotle” bc panda just opened along with a chipotle right next to each other
Whyyyy are you 100% accurate.
I just loved the ice when shayne said “I CAME OUT OF QUARANTINE FOR THIS SHIT?!”
Shane: looks like Gus Johnson
The viewers: you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
What are you talking about? That’s just Gus in the video Shane hasn’t been in a video for weeks
He has to become the enemy to know how they think
H
dblaze 05-32 +5;
Star Wars fan I see it’s no Shane it’s a Gus Johnson
The merch song is slowly getting more and more crazy and weird.... kind of like people in quarantine.
Yeperoo
Yep
Strongu
2:20 they did that in the dunkin donuts video
3:39 Closest we’ll ever get to OG bowl haircut Ian
I'm just glad that they're back together again.
BAMGEdits I somewhat agree. However, not to be a buzz kill, but I still do not think that it is safe enough for everyone to return to normal yet. I just hope they will stay safe... 😥
i’m sure they taken precautionary measures, like getting tested and of course they have been quarantining. and if anyone does get sick they will of course all quarantine again :)
Emrald Embrace people go out to the grocery store, go shopping, get food, but they’re just working in their building and making sketches, think they’ll be fine
Yeah
@@emraldembrace7939 Yeah.... Hope y'all staying safe guys, it's what Boneless would want.
"I came out of quarantine for this..." The energy in these videos for a while is gonna be wild xD
"I always thought sea was for cat" 😂🤣
Fucking perfect.
Is it sad that I’m craving Panda Express after watching this video over a dozen times in the last couple of weeks????
Tommy proving he's a genius, these merch in the store intros are getting even better
Shayne’s “I CAME OUT OF QUARANTINE FOR THIS!?” Killed me
LOL
At 5:30 mark Ian forgot to pay his head while he was rubbing his tummy
5:05 this is the most relatable for me but it applies to every restaurant I go to whenever I wait for my order.
4:26
Shayne’s 🥠:You don’t treat your girlfriend well
Shayne: What the hell, that’s a lie!
Courtney: Is it *eye roll*
OMG
Wym
She is gf
It was part of the sketch but it was perfect
I was thinking the same thing
6yyyy
Random Customer: May I have the Orange Chicken?
Noah: WHAT KIND OF BREAD?
😔
Nice reference!
Speaking of Noah, where is he?
Caaaaaaaaaall baaaaaaaaaack. (Music note) (music note)
Would you like it toasted?
somethings about this episode:
1. Shayne's moustache is fire
2. Shayne made a Gabe Lewis face
3. This was all so accurate xD
I really love the opening song. It's really perfect.
“It’s like sandals, but no bottom” 😂
it must be like..just strings in between your toes
Toph from Avatar would wear those
Roxas 13 those were shoes
I laughed at this because it's a real thing. Google "Barefoot Sandals." lmao
@@AnthonyFloyd69 I didn't know that. They kinda look cute
scientists: if a girl’s voice gets higher when she talks to you that mean she like you...
Girls talking to me: 6:59
😂
same
You are so dumb 😃😃😃😃😢😢😢😓
Sounds like Boneless
@@papyrus3309 It is Boneless.......
04:48 hold uppppp
LIVING for the chaotic energy that is Damien in this
The way I cackled at Courtney throwing a sugar at Shane was indescribable 😂😂
Like she was seasoning him
😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
fatima huq they did the same in the dunkin video it’s hilarious
I thought it was ice
*E V E R Y T H I N G I S M A D E O F S U G A R ! !*
Lol
Wonton backwards is notnoW
“Food” for thought
doesn't apply to merch tho
dooF
hcrem
Shayne crushing the fortune cookie and taking the fortune out of the middle of it, just like Thanos did with the Tesseract. Loved it.
I love how every blank ever is so 😂😂😂😂😂
“kids.. there’s something i need to tell you..”
“yes father?”
“t-there’s merch in the store.”
*you look in your fortune cookie*
“there’s merch in the store”
*you’re chanting in your ritual*
“THERE’S MERCH IN THE STORE, THERE’S MERCH IN THE STORE”
And then your dog says THERES MERCH IN THE STORE
Shayne: What the f---k! I came out of quarantine for this sh-t!
Me: Yeah, well I stayed in quarantine for this!
7:05 bit is underrated
Everybody’s gangsta until she said she doesn’t know orange chicken
“Can I get brown rice as my side?”
“Well it’s been there for about 3 years but sure.”
Shayne looks so much like gus Johnson with his new moustache
Thanks for all the likes👍and don't forget to have a great day.
1.2k likes how that's amazing
If you can't beat him, become him I guess
Shayne. Shanes the guy everyone hates.
It looks like a dad moustache
so true
You spell moustache wrong
The "thanks for coming" is just, mwah, perfect touch to a funny sketch.
I can't get over how good Ian's hair looks. It looks so soft!!!
How does Shayne manage to have a farmer’s tan when he’s consistently shirtless 😂 Also, he gave me major 365 vibes when he got wrapped up in the dividers.
Omg yesss
The only way for Shayne to make Gus Johnson laugh, is to become Gus Johnson.
Godzilla has a stroke and died trying to read this
The only way for Shayne to make Gus laugh, is to become Gus*
Thank you adam
day one of finding shane and courtney acting as a couple when they were not making it public
Ian has his bowl cut back....
That means....
*_THE OLD IAN HAS COME BACK WITH A FULL GROWN BREAD THO_*
When I was broke af, I used to buy a 3 entree meal at Panda Express and that's all I have for a day. It is enough. True magic.
So true. Love it
Would you break out often
“I came out of quarantine for this?!?” Yes, yes you did...
Stay safe!
The opening song and Damien's face always gets me 😂
i love this