I mean what does he expect, "I LOOOOVVVEE UOU ALBERT PLAES E DATW MEEEE EVEN THUOGH IM S BOY" out in the pub? (Also i do know how to spell, it's just that it's be intense since he might get out first so i did it without looking)
EVERY TIME I FACE A SWEEPER ARM IT GIVES ME ANXIETY I LITERALLY SCREAMED DOING IT IN SACRIFICE SANCTUARY YESTER DAY EVEN THOUGH I'M GOOD AT IT AND I LOST... I blame my *anxiety* for me losing
hey guys my sister was the “hot babe” just realized 3 years later 😍😭✌🏼 edit 8 months later: I am not like begging, i am pointing out that my sister was in the video. “prove it then, your lying” I am not lying, believe me, i wish i was. my sister still calls herself a celebrity to the family and it’s annoying, to prove it, tell me how i could prove it and i will when you tell me how! i didn’t expect this much hate i was just pointing something out that i thought was funny considering my sister was in a video.
Albert is a grown man wasting his last 2 brain cells on a childs game. And yet, he slams his table after not being able to read faster than a kindergartener.
**Please like this so flamingo sees it!** Idea: get 8 random people in a server and have them do a maze. And a random person from those 8 would get eliminated one by one using admin. And the last one ailve that makes it at the end of the maze gets the choice to take over the server or die.
Who else is rewatching his old vids? The first time I watched this was when I was at the beach! I’ve been a fan. For so long and Albert has truly changed my life! Ily albert! 💖
@Opposinn Dog are you stupid? It’s Thai, which for your information is another language on the planet earth which is widely spoken in Thailand, an island archipelago in south east Asia
Heh that reminds me of when everyone in my school would argue about why invisibility was the best superpower, and me realizeing I don't need a superpower to be invisible
@@lalqua9777 i thought albert flirting with random ppl was normalized here.. hes done it for the longest, so the "he has a gf" excuse isnt rlly valid with him XD i dont think dawnpie was being serious either
Albert: I think they kinda forgot I exist.... *-Everyone 14 y old Billie Eilish fan:-* OMG SO DEEP- Okay I got a lot of hate for this so I just wanted to say this was a joke and please don’t be offended . Have a nice day!
Why is this me? I think we both have a problem but mine comes from a sister who hates me so much she tries to hurt me so if I see any type of affection it makes me so happy I scream what was yours caused by?
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I love how much he almost lost due to his opponents having terrible internet
No, it’s just that Roblox sucks because it’s client and server side scripts are bad.
@@woodplayz8150 it's hitbox
@@Good-pq9kf and that is linked to the scripts
@89s not even McDonald's wifi anymore its the worst WiFi ever
Yea
it’s crazy how people just stalk his account for hours and join instantly
ikr Lmao
Wasting hours of their life
@@onethatleftalongtimeago3299 literally
Theyre like his own body guards
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 lol
i love how albert was upset he private messaged his confession and not that he was confessing
I mean what does he expect, "I LOOOOVVVEE UOU ALBERT PLAES E DATW MEEEE EVEN THUOGH IM S BOY" out in the pub? (Also i do know how to spell, it's just that it's be intense since he might get out first so i did it without looking)
@@nono-fq8wx r/wooooshh
@@monke2113 monkter
@@nono-fq8wx he never said that
@@h1kikom0ri sunny from omori
I love how somebody private messaged a confession to Flamingo for no exact reason
timestamp?
@@FuccdolIy 1:31
11:05
Lexi: *Escapes Death* YAAAAAAAS
Next round: *I am Death, THE UNESCAPEABLE*
you're everywhere!!!
Christopher Farley I will
Christopher stfu
Lol
Christopher Farley
Uhm ur just replying to all the comments wtf
Flamingo's Laughing side:exist
Karma:Im about to end this man's whole career
NO. DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
evriting what
@MorshMallowDaVenniSimp-😞
Cleetus is not fat. He just has to breath more because his lungs are larger than usual
So true
999999999999999999999999999999% true
His lungs take up all the space
Oh
99999999999999999999999999
I love how he's completely open about needing to go to the bathroom really badly lol
This is the man who posted about having to kill a spider with his pee on Twitter, to me it ain't surprising
tr
hi
@@catonarunwaywhat 🧍🏻♀️
@billyhamilton1676 Man, what the hell does that mean
Cool video lol
2:51 you can see Alberto blushing at that queen
Same, rewatched that so many times
I got a baby ad lol 😂
Atractive
Flamingo: Im LiTeraLLy To GOod
Minions: Send our best challenger
ARJ Helen ??
If that’s the most skillful one, then the minions are all really bad.
🤣🤣
But still Flamingo is so good.
Albert theres a war game called “headqaurters of the confederate army” it fits 200 people
y e s
the max players is 100 tho
It still has 200
So they can raid
TheQuietKidInTheBack ARE THEY REVERSE ENGINEERING THE PROGRAM
Someone in the chat: “JESUS” Flamingo: “A bigger celebrity is here” Killed me 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes.
Yes
Kid: I feel like I'm dreaming
Albert: I feel like this is a nightmare
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
H e l p Studios yes you don’t need to requote this we’ve already heard it
H
LMAOOOOOO
Eat Your Cereal you are in timeout
6:59 : "I threw my dog of a building for u flimflam"
Jeezus O-O
Poor dog O-O
*i d i d n t a s k y o u t o d o t h a t-*
Poor doggo :,c
NANI
Albert-Yeah, We all know how a maze works.
Him 3 seconds later-WHAT DO I DO!!??
🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
EVERY TIME I FACE A SWEEPER ARM IT GIVES ME ANXIETY I LITERALLY SCREAMED DOING IT IN SACRIFICE SANCTUARY YESTER DAY EVEN THOUGH I'M GOOD AT IT AND I LOST...
I blame my *anxiety* for me losing
Albert: “Somebody’s going to die for my entertainment, we should go back to that.”
*ok albert im starting to get concerned*
Christopher Farley shut
Christopher Farley up
Christopher Farley Just Shut Up...
@Christopher Farley Stop. Self. Promoting. CrypticShadow/AlienZGamer. You never learn lesson. Earn it instead of begging.
Christopher Farley, sure why not👌
Fun Fact: Gladiators did fight, but it was against the rules to kill each other.
DAMN IT
That is not true
8:59 I loved when he said “please ☺️🥺” It was so adorable 😖😌
OMGG IT WASSS ☺😍
simp
Probably the one time Albert has been a good sportsman after winning.
2:51 this why I love paige
Lol same i love paige
Paige and Adam are actual beats
I love Paige but the only grudge I hold against her is in the piggy videos when she puts the cringey pig noises when the piggy is on the screen
Xd
@Christopher Farley NOOO
Flamingo: *has like a million kills and is in the lead*
also flamingo: *loses once*
flamingo again: I'm GoNnA LoSe!
not million u kid
@@skyleraxligaloy6852 he was being startastic
ARE YALL MAKING FUN OF THE KING
@@qt..isaa1 bro this was a joke
@@skyleraxligaloy6852 he said LIKE A MILLION
When Albert Gets in 3rd place:
" I DID SO BAD"
When I get third place:
"OMG I DID SOO GOOD"
Sameeeeeeee
I didn’t laugh 😐
@alex bously no one cares
@Christopher Farley bruh ik ur copying another youtubers comment that said the same thing
alex bousley
Nobody asks
“Y’all are trash”
The person who lets Albert gets the second key in Massacre: *Am I a joke to you?*
That was locked in not massacre
me:
*sucks at rapping*
albert:
*Gemme Key Gemme Key I Got Two I Got Three.*
Behind
The Man Behind The Slaughter lol William afton ur right
I don't know what I was thinking, leaving my child behind.
Tky
La m
BARS
Dawnpie: *Confesses his love to Albert*
Also Dawnpie: *Fights to the death*
Shikobai Miyoko lol
xD
200th like
100000000th reply lol
392th liker
Albert: * Doesn't Trash Talk Someone For Losing *
Everyone: *_porque amigo_*
what does pouque mean
@@Kitty_C i think he said "Porque amigo", it's "why friend" in portuguese
Did you mean “porque” ?
Bloodie its spanish
The best RUclipsr
I love how albert isn’t embarrassed to say he is a loser because the title says “Roblox loser gets killed” and the thumbnail shows him getting killed
2:50 i absolutely love this part
Albert: I got 3rd place! I did that bad are you kidding me?
Me: YESSS I got 7th place!! I did soo good! TvT
Omg XD
;w; same but I got 11th TvT
Nope
Natalie the Cøøl girl same
13:29 ok but this is the most relatable sentence ever
THE DISTANCE IS CRAZY 14:15 LIKE WHAT
Blue
Green
yellow
*The one thing i love in* _Albert_ : -Is BULLYING- .
Christopher Farley I haven’t watch you’re channel so I subcribe just for you but I promise I start watching you’re channel🙂
Albert is a very great influencer on children
Albert's channel has grown so much
Shark Finn that ok nothing wrong with that
Haha
2:52 I was laughing so hard
SAME XD
Same thing lol
Sane
same I got red
SAMEEEEE😭
Game: You have 1 life only!
Albert: I thought I can respawn for some reason!
A•n•g•e•l_G•a•m•e•r _11 he clearly said he didn't read the instructions
That’s me
@Christopher Farley alienzgamer v2
Christopher Farley I watch some of his vids and he said he won’t beg no more. And what’s this?
hey guys my sister was the “hot babe” just realized 3 years later 😍😭✌🏼
edit 8 months later:
I am not like begging, i am pointing out that my sister was in the video. “prove it then, your lying” I am not lying, believe me, i wish i was. my sister still calls herself a celebrity to the family and it’s annoying, to prove it, tell me how i could prove it and i will when you tell me how! i didn’t expect this much hate i was just pointing something out that i thought was funny considering my sister was in a video.
Lol
Yas queen hewo
Slay
LOL
Lol 😂
Flamingo: “If I win this I can probably win all of them”
- Loses instantly -
Are you making references for technoblade
don't mind me just watching no-🗑
Lol that was so funny
Used the “KEYWORD” probably
lol
Flamingo: *Laughs at somebody who fell*
Also Flamingo: *FALLS*
I do that and then I fall lol
karma comes and goes
YEEET
I AM NEW COMMENT
that person who fell: uno reverse card time
5:46
People who attend swimming class: *Laughs in royale high*
YeS
Haha yes
YASSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Hate that Fukien game
Lmao yeahh
I love when he met that one player that he said was a HoT bAbE
First comment
Albert: **gets beaten in parkour**
Everyone: 𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚...
Lol your right
U said That 2 on my comment
Dude you click vids fast
@Milli Da Gamer hi, i might check it out!
Christopher Farley just for pewdiepie music
Albert: *Good at sword fighting and claims that he will win*
Lag: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@Christopher Farley how about no
Christopher Farley me help
Christopher Farley stop begging
How about
No
@Christopher Farley GTFO of here you begger
Albert: ATTRACTIVE FEMALE
Me: (having a nosebleed rn and blushing extremely 😳)
Sorry this is so random but... I love your profile
Thank you!
Aw 4 years ago :(
Time has passed to much
Agreed
Aw 2 weeks ago
@@DahliaClaremontAw 21 hours ago :(
@@mr.endless4418aw 1 month ago
Albert: "I'm generally so good at sword fighting"
Also Albert: "I'm trash"
Good play there albert. Good play.
@Milli Da Gamer rip
@Milli Da Gamer stop
tru xd
why rip lol
Conrad Andrews okay im going.
lmao when he said "its 6am and I haven't slept yet" I felt that
It’s 6:05 am right now for me and I haven’t slept
Illusionss bruh
Same like 3 times I've stayed up until 8 am/6 am
2:51 made me laugh so hard how this dude jumped in front of the screen
ikk samee
SAME ROFL XDDDDDDDDD
I’M STILL CHOKIN 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭👁
Yes SLOW MOTION
Me too
7:00 I love how alberts followers make offerings to him like as if he’s a god
Dead dog
He is a god
Sacrifice
@@marilyngunn5251no Jesus Christ is the only God
@@boostrex968it’s a joke.
Albert not getting 1st: “I’m doing so bad!”
The people getting out: “I’m I a joke to you?”
Albert: “yes.”
Tinnsu it was good until the yes bit
ninkaido and then it was really good
Then he got banned for “ Y E S”
Albert is a grown man wasting his last 2 brain cells on a childs game. And yet, he slams his table after not being able to read faster than a kindergartener.
Dylan Duck he already knows that, no need to point it out
**Please like this so flamingo sees it!**
Idea: get 8 random people in a server and have them do a maze. And a random person from those 8 would get eliminated one by one using admin. And the last one ailve that makes it at the end of the maze gets the choice to take over the server or die.
TheMeme Project coolio yeah we should
Ey lmao
LIKE BEGGARRRRRRRR
Maybe they could earn ingame money or robux
Hmm i think Albert already did it or maybe not eh idk
Note to self: If you play this game with Albert, always chose codebreaker.
That is a death wish
unless you’re like me where you also suck badly at counting
But I’m bad at counting too [cry]
Same
But I'm worse than him at memorizing stuff😭
Flamingo is amazing to watch while on the toilet
When Albert said they forget I existed just like in high school I actually got emotional Albert I care for you.
Do u feel emotional for me
@@Juangoosgoos yes
What about me? Do you LOOVE me homeboy?
@@LandBoundFish we love all our homeboys
Yeah :( albert was 19 when I first saw
Him hes a grown man but hes still that old teen to me :(((
This is the first time albert actually said "GG" at a end of a game
Cuz he won lol
hes growing up!!
@@icouldntthinkofaname5821 your name will be
@Academy of Fine Arts Vienna false
@@alyssa7651 It's also because his opponent was really good.
Fun fact: When Albert is quiet he’s about to rage or scream
if yall scroll down in the replies my other account is there lmao its luqves!!
no... he’s just focused then... he fails and rage and scream.
Elise Lam true
I read this right as hi did that lol XD
Kelsie duh he is one of us Geminis.. I do that all the time
G
19:28 NOT something i was expecting 😭🙏
Flamingo: "I know I'm better than you"
Me: "Ok that's probably true-"
You will get a lot of like in seconds ok
qLukez your here early too :)
So true
Yay
o-o
2:51 that dude is a legend xD
I agree
I was eating popcorn and when i saw that i started choking of laughter
Yeah...
Lol
Albert: Flexes for being 'better' than everyone
everyone: Oh Boy have you seen me!
Christopher Farley no sorry
Christopher Farley your back wow...
i'm four years late, still think i can get that merch ?
YESSS
Your just like me bro
@th3b3st.r0ach3
Same bro
Yes
Absolutely
Flamingo:attractive female
Kirsten (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
xD
i think she dose the same thing she's like the genderbend of him
still lol
*A T R A C T I V E F E M A L E*
Kirsten:AM I A JOKE TO YOU
Can we just respect, that he has giant plastic water bottle that he’s used for over a year now?
Pretty sure he just gets new ones
@@apricot6443 I don't know if this r/woosh-able or if there was no joke.
@@Deasty no joke
@@Deasty there was no joke.
@@Deasty r/woosh
Albert: Flexes for being 'better' than everyone
Also Albert: * poops after flexing'
Christopher Farley hmm sure
he's flexing his muscles to take a poo
@Christopher Farley Dont promote yourself in vids
@@keplers452b 😂😂😂
@@v3ntl hi
cant we just appreciatethat this guy holded his pee what a legend
* held
@@flirpnirp9548 holded*
@@flirpnirp9548 *holded
@@flirpnirp9548 holded*
@@fern8908 don’t know what you guys are smoking, it’s literally “held” there’s like 2 other dingbats saying *holded
Who else is rewatching his old vids? The first time I watched this was when I was at the beach! I’ve been a fan. For so long and Albert has truly changed my life! Ily albert! 💖
@BANABAS ANG Moe amogus letters
@Opposinn Dog are you stupid? It’s Thai, which for your information is another language on the planet earth which is widely spoken in Thailand, an island archipelago in south east Asia
How has this dude changed your life, he is literally just a children’s entertainment RUclipsr
@@oceanman6973 ok sure Mr. I Don't Understand Jokes
@Opposinn Dog neither can I
“I think they kinda forgot me exist”
“Just like back in high school”
:(
Lol
Christopher Farley stop
@Christopher Farley Go home, wait your in quarantine... Wait you live in the streets
Same with me im high school
That is
Sad
“I think they just kinda forgot I exist”
“Just like In high school”
*sad music intensifies*
Yes we also watched the video
Heh that reminds me of when everyone in my school would argue about why invisibility was the best superpower, and me realizeing I don't need a superpower to be invisible
I didn’t even know what I had for 4 years was a super power
Hi
blue_ toast! 😂 that’s awesome
I’m four years and 7 months late, ya think i can still get that fire merch?
yes
That little “please” at 9:00 KILLED ME of cuteness
Uhhh it’s actually 8:59 Wow.
@@Blued_Vr can you quit Ruining it for every one
@@SAGE-dh1dz :{
@@sistarini1 don’t assume my gender >:{
@@Blued_Vr ya i’m going to
DawnPie: I'm a boi i really like you
Albert: *uncomfortable laugh*
@Mistyhirizo it’s not alberts fault. He has a girlfriend
I Honestly Think He felt Really Uncomfortable Because He was Put in a position Where he had to reject him quickly Because He was Doing a video!
@@lalqua9777 i thought albert flirting with random ppl was normalized here.. hes done it for the longest, so the "he has a gf" excuse isnt rlly valid with him XD i dont think dawnpie was being serious either
thats my friend lol hes just his fan he didnt mean to be weird
@@jewel_yx sounds like cap
Albert: *flexes for being 'better' that everyone*
Also Albert: * dies after flexing*
It's_ Aurora this is rite carmo to him
*-TEHE-*
its called "jinxing"
@Christopher Farley i got u
;-;
The quotes for the day
“You’re dog dies but you have E”
13:14
Albert: **gets gerbils**
Also Albert: **dosent tell his channel**
How u know doe
Josephine Baluyot Kristens channel
Josephine Baluyot Kirsten made a video about it
They fast tho
@@Undruz ikr
Game: YOU HAVE 1 LIFE ONLY
Albert. Oh I thought you would respawn
What time is that
@@Hallodielaat Is It Really 10:45
"Alright, now we wait."
*a second later*
"Why no one following me?"
You are my biggest Cush
@@amandamcmillen3267 this comment made me laugh 😂
I like how during the sword fight competition, literally everyone was ganging up on Albert, and he still came up on top.
Albert: I think they kinda forgot I exist....
*-Everyone 14 y old Billie Eilish fan:-* OMG SO DEEP-
Okay I got a lot of hate for this so I just wanted to say this was a joke and please don’t be offended . Have a nice day!
LMAO
cathy Rundell Murphy I’m a billie eilish fan and most fans aren’t depressed it’s just the attention seekers 💀
Bilby eyelash
@@st4rgirlsophia I think it was sopost to be a joke
bruh moment
Flamingo: Ok, now we wait
A few seconds later
Also Flamingo: why is nobody following me :(
Lol
Christopher Farley
shut up self advertising sub bot
@Christopher Farley I'm to lazy it's so far
@@bellabugg 😊
Play: "I threw my dog off a building for you FlimFlam"
I sad for dog
I laughed
@Yan Aks Okay and?
@@yozy-. I did too..
Bro at the end it was so intense and I love your videos
I was literally playing when you were and I joined the lobby and everyone was spamming E, Felipe, Flamingo, Fatty etc
yo the fbi plays roblox
FBI ik right we danced then
FBI same
I was there
Same!
Nobody:
Albert: *joins game *
*one second passes *
WHY NO ONE JOIN ME
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
*Albert makes fun of us and calls us fat rats*
Me: WHAT A HONER *screams*
do you mean honor
Lol
Honor*
Why is this me? I think we both have a problem but mine comes from a sister who hates me so much she tries to hurt me so if I see any type of affection it makes me so happy I scream what was yours caused by?
@S • T • A • R • L • E • T • T I’m a weirdo omg YESSS wait from avatar right?
My sister was the one who yelled "NO I WAS TYPING". Because she is on mobile and pressed the chat bar and couldn't close it on time, she told me
Person: I threw my dog of a building for you flimflam
Albert: *i DiDnT aSk YoU tO dO tHaT-*
Poor dog 😭flamingo is sad because he like dog
Xochitl Puente copied comment
FACT
Before: “YES DIE!” After: *Dies*
....
found the mobile user lol
@WindD GD if you don’t want spoiler don’t go to the comment sections
Albert: get third and says he suck
Me gets last almost everytime: omg i did good
No you did great
What is the game called? (In ROBLOX I know but I don’t know the game name)
Luna Lovegood XD
Eli Valenzuela undefeated
Reginald Faust-Rosser Oh thanks!
16th- umutunapro (1:36)
15th- ChunkyB0iii (2:33)
14th- Unreal_Bandit (4:26)
13th- emilycat5765 (5:37)
12th- izzyisdizzzyy (5:59/6:41)
11th- icyhotcoffee (7:37)
10th- lexi_pizza08 (8:43)
9th- xsunny_dxyzx (10:20)
8th- CynicalProGamesTR (11:20)
7th- 2gc7 (13:03)
6th- azthix (14:22)
5th- CrazyCrafter529 (15:30)
4th- JoelAshton7 (16:52)
3rd- DawnPie (17:23/17:40)
2nd- SamlarPesten (18:56/19:06)
1st- mrflimflam (18:56/19:10)
“Jesus a bigger celebrity is here” 😂😂😂 omg I love Albert
Yes
I love Albert too ♥️
Albeeeeeertt
Her videos is so
Funny
"You can throw rocks at each other"
"How is that a massacre?"
@Christopher FarleyNo.
Christopher Farley You are everywhere saying the exact same thing-
@Christopher FarleySHUT UUUUP
2:51 IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Duf
Ooh
Same🤣
Omg same
LOL
In Roblox, Albert is good at sword fighting. What about real life?
Real life: *how swing sword*
Your sure?
He’s actually ripped irl I’m sure he can some what use a sword
2:51 made me laugh so hard flamingo was like :-:
lol same XD
Same
XD
Same
Same
Albert: we should go back to that. Me: the hunger games will be here soon
bruh
Lol
Give me Robux
E
E
Eeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeee
at this point albert says “it will be gone forever” when advertising his merch just about as much as faave says “banned forever”
@Christopher Farley no sorry
Christopher Farley stop promoting your channel here its annoying
Christopher Farley shut up boomer
He says it so much he just need to say gone forever and we’ll know what he’s talking about 😂
@Christopher Farley I see you on a lot of channels
this guy was my childhood i love you bro im 16 now ive been watching u since elementary ur such an inspiration❤️
"somthings wrong with my brain"
us "it might be that your playing at 6am wiht no sleep"
V I always do that but to 9:00 or more, here’s a like!
I was up at 4
You say that like it's a bad thing
Sophie Studios it’s a bad habit
@@sophiscoolio every habit is bad
Flamingo: _why no one following me_
*_about a week earlier..._*
Flamingo: *THESE PEOPLE ARE HACKING TO KEEP JOINING THE GAMES I GO INTO!!!*
True brother
Might be why
Hi Sisters :) qwp
He also says that he doesn't mind completely
Random person: bling bling
Me: has flash backs to earthworm Sally taking the guys bling bling chain
I-
:O your a original
Me thinks of bling bling boy
@@slayy7781 earthworm Sally is not even that og
And we still haven’t got the full theme song
The best 20 minute competition I ever watched in my whole life.