It's easier than you might think. Territorial animals don't like eye contact because they think their position as leaders is being challenged. In general though when a predator is attacking and it's prey suddenly stops moving and stands it's ground it makes it think "wait why is my meal not running away? Do they have a reason? Should I risk it?"
@@MEM_8008 "sharks are docile by nature" is a bit of an exaggeration. White sharks are really aggressive towards humans. Bull sharks are aggressive too. Tiger sharks are a bit unpredictable, sometimes they think you're prey, sometimes they ignore you. Blue sharks are docile and mostly just attack humans when threatened or if mistaking us for a seal or something like that... etc. Sharks can be docile to humans, but saying that an animal whose survival is very much due to their aggressiveness is "docile by nature" is a bit of stretch. That they are more docile than movies give them credit for, sure, I agree.
@TarpeianRock lol yeah, as a person who lives in Florida, this is actually a relevant little "fun fact". Florida people unfortunately need more of this type of weird info than the average folk
One friend once told me, you should carry a knife I asked him, to stab the shark? He said no, to cut another diver so all the sharks would go to him not to you 😢
What's truly sickening is that some of you are not joking. You're the crazy "fake friends" in society that need to come with a huge red flag so people avoid you. You can't be trusted. Snakes just waiting to betray someone. Shameful.
@@Matt..S i like the ocean because of the waves. I didn't learn how to swim until I was 9 or 10 so as 5 year old going to the beach I kinda missed out because I was so afraid of the water but I still wished I could swim like everyone else and sure enough a few years later I did. Me and my buddy swam past the pier for 4 days in a row. I definitely wouldn't do that today but yeah lmao
With any preditor, whether a shark, bear, lion, etc., running makes you look like prey. Showing that you will fight makes you look like a threat. You are smart enough to not pick a fight with something that could kill you, and so are predators.
Go try this and let me know how that works out…. When the bear… especially! The bear stand up on its hind legs…. You’ll be running away. Not all predators back down from other predators…. Nice try though but again…. Go try it and see how it works out for ya bud….
@@mattcc4685 then should I pray that the one seeing me as a snack likes pets and belly rubs? Or should I avoid going to their territor- nah i should probably pray
Thing is, the fact that its moving so slowly getting closer just means its curiously checking you out. If it wanted to eat you it wouldnt carefully come up to you
Any canine species will be triggered to chase something that's running. That's why in a house with your pet dog, if you start running, most likely it'll start chasing you.
Literally. I have a terrible case of Thalassaphobia. Though yes, I’ll swim in the shallow parts of the ocean, never ever will I swim in the MIDDLE of it. Props to divers fr
Sharks don't like eating humans we're gross, its why every shark attack is a "test bite" so making it clear you aren't a fish or otter is better than running because no normal animal is going to touch a shark except animals that it doesn't see as prey
our willingness to engage with megaphauna in such a casual manner is the thing extraterrestrials find most baffling about humanity. most sentient species either completely separate themselves from things like sharks or fully exterminate them and selectively breed only useful species like cows.
I've almost never seen any footage of tiger sharks not being chill. Being chill isn't rare for them, it's their default state. Even when they're eating their prey, they have this blank, "sup dude" look on their face.
Welcome to facts or cap today we gonna try if the tiger shark is letting me swim and just chilling 😎 Edit: Fuck im in the hospital and I lost 2 of my legs and my 1 eye don't try it it's cap😭🙏
@@Kshthymylaright, but I say to hell with that. If someone is starving, they don’t care what you feed them as long as it’s food. I’d imagine same applies for animals.
"If you're swimming in the open ocean" ... nope. I've had a run in with a shark only 10 to 15 ft from shore, that was enough for me. Depths like that are a hell no.
If you’re swimming in the ocean and you get attacked by anything, understand that it’s completely your fault. The minute you go in, you need to understand the stakes.
@@MrDuckskinfun fact, any carnivore or omnivore animal, if hungry enough, will try and eat you. It's not a shark thing. Don't trust what you see in movies or in pop culture, sharks aren't that dangerous. No more than other animals that is.
Bro you know NOTHING about sharks Sharks only have 6-15 attacks each YEAR More people suffer through cars, airplanes, paper cuts bro even people suffer more through DOLPHINS then on sharks Sharks dosnt hunt humans There are super rare cases where sharks actually ate an human And it was only the great white that would proply eat an human if he wants to. The most "attacks" happen when sharks do their usually " test bite " they dont have arms like YOU have So they use a bite to get a grip of stuff like : " Can i eat that " " Does it taste " " what is that in front of me " Sharks arent murderer Like i said more people suffer dolphin attacks then sharks. You just dont should mess with nature and follow rules like dont expose white skin since it looks like a fish wound, dont turn your back to the sharks they will always try to get behind you ( Like lions ) KNOW which shark is in front of you A tiger shake will completly behave different from a great an white You just need to know what you encounter and what rules to follow so it dosnt misunderstay you as prey. If you dont believe me educate yourself people like you always misunderstand this creatures And its always people like you that end up in a accident cause you never watched before how to handle such animals Its like not knowing what to do if a bear watches you. This women did perfectly what she did learn from it if you ever consider diving.@@MrDuckskin
As a surfer I’ve realised if a decent sized shark wants you well you don’t really have a choice ohh that’s right this girl told me to stand my ground against a 1 tonne+ monster I’ll be fine then 😂
The slow approach of the shark and the sheer emptiness of the ocean below terrifies me. I wouldn’t get in this situation in the first place. Kudos for being able to stay so calm.
@@slateand808 no, because the sky is clear and you can see everything out there. The sea is not so clear. You don’t know what lurks below. It’s better to compare the fear of the open sea to the fear of darkness than to a clear blue sky.
@@Ajay_Official808 ☠️ u didn’t get it. Stand your ground, how can she stand her ground when she’s in 70k ft deep water, not that she is 70k ft deep into the water.. ofc we all can see the surface
Statistics suggest you have an above 0% chance of dying on lanbd by shark attack - how they came to that conclusion, no idea! But staying on land does yield a small chance of dying by shark attack, presumably you go to the beach and one swims up the sand and grabs you like a Croc
Cant you stop this incredibly dumb trend already , its pathetic. And doesnt even make sense. There is plenty footage out there retrieved from dead cameramen. Ffs use your brain, the joke has no basis.
@@nw6070 then scroll past the comment? People still find the joke funny. If it’s not your sense of humor, fine. No need to write a whole paragraph about how you don’t find it funny. It’s a joke, not that serious.
@@drakirolopez7859First of all, landlords and doctors aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Jaws would’ve been a very silly film. Second, I have no idea who “uo” is - you go wake them!
@@joep2590First of all, loan sharks aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Sharknado would have been a very silly (ok, sillier) film. Secondly, have you ever had a craving for Twiglets and had no idea why?
makes me wonder if it actually wanted help getting that hook out, not that i would ever take that chance in a million lives. but i've heard stories of animals with stuck hooks asking for help before
Well sharks and MUCH bigger unknown predators in that vast blue void are the exact reason why I would not want to swim in the open ocean, so I suppose it's both for me.
@@grace.reynolds1. Sharks kill less people than vending machines or cows do. 2. If anything is in that void, it lives in that void and will not go to the surface. Some of the only predators that does this is the Giant Squid when dying, and by the time it reaches the surface it always is almost completeley dead, with the last things it does at that point being breathing. You can swim around the still, giant creature which is unable to move, and it wont and cant do anything. Another one of these is the Humboldt squid which is very aggresive. But it usually stays at 25 meters when coming up from the abyss, and it only does so at night, before going back to it's preffered depth. If there is some unknown predator down there, you will never see it face to face as it will stay hundreds of meters below the surface.
If I find myself in the deep ocean near a tiger shark I’ve already made some questionable decisions.
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You’re a cutie 💖
anonymous user rizz
It’s like when you have too much too drink damnit I did it again
LMAO umm yes...
"make eye contact with the shark"
Me tryna make eye contact: 👀
The shark: 👁️🗨️ 👁️🗨️
Hahaha!
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The shark : "understandable... have a nice day"
Only 47 likes is a crime
Shark: So uhhhh are you going to remove the hook or just make a video of me not biting you? 😂
Ikr, I felt sad for it 😢
it will rust out and come out soon.
Yeah how about you try doing that see how that ends up for you
@@MattyLentzGETRICKROLLEDyes soon. That is a high carbon steel hook right? Yeah soon 😂
@@kevinujp2974when i see one i'll update you without losing a finger or two 😂
"Stand your ground"
I wouldn't be in this situation if I was standing on ground in the first place
You also can't " run away " while being under water. 😂
@@BirdOfHermes8381 Either stand on the ground
bro is a genuis 😅🤣
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Well done! That's funny
“Stand your ground” is the best advice. No shark attacks where they don’t live.
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I'm so confused about predators. Don't EVER look a Grizzly in the eye, but stare a Tiger shark down lol
Humans are just weird and boney looking to sharks. Might be worth checking out but not really worth eating and we're not naturally on the menu.
Right!
That's not a lot to have to remember
Look at any ambush predator, and they will be more likely to leave you alone
It's easier than you might think. Territorial animals don't like eye contact because they think their position as leaders is being challenged. In general though when a predator is attacking and it's prey suddenly stops moving and stands it's ground it makes it think "wait why is my meal not running away? Do they have a reason? Should I risk it?"
“Stand your ground”
The ground: 🌊💧🐟
That’s all I could think bc what are we standings on again ?
@@nyheemjohnson8243 On the shark
Stand your Ground water 💧
😂
Stand on business
the first person to work this out had some serious balls
Truly scary
Or had no other choice
They were delusional and were trying to pet it
sharks are docile by nature its just the movies that unfortunately depict them in a antagonistic light 😭
@@MEM_8008 "sharks are docile by nature" is a bit of an exaggeration. White sharks are really aggressive towards humans. Bull sharks are aggressive too. Tiger sharks are a bit unpredictable, sometimes they think you're prey, sometimes they ignore you. Blue sharks are docile and mostly just attack humans when threatened or if mistaking us for a seal or something like that... etc.
Sharks can be docile to humans, but saying that an animal whose survival is very much due to their aggressiveness is "docile by nature" is a bit of stretch. That they are more docile than movies give them credit for, sure, I agree.
definitely tops the list of most difficult advices to follow.
She didn't get ate because the theme music to Jaws wasn't playing. The underwater Dj called off today.
I love how this video start off by her saying"if you are swimming in the ocean and you run into a tigershark" as if this is a everyday lifehack.
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Best comment, whahahaha
As a spearfisherman I can use this advice.
Family members
@TarpeianRock lol yeah, as a person who lives in Florida, this is actually a relevant little "fun fact". Florida people unfortunately need more of this type of weird info than the average folk
My first instinct would to shit my pants actually
Good idea, a murky distraction cloud like squids release, will help you get out of the area fast!!
zzavid?
i think you forgot a word there bud
If none of this works...bend over and kiss your ass goodbye... lol
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Instructions unclear
I'm inside shark now
oh dear 😂
Wait a few hours, you'll eventually be out again.
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I bet this is going to get thousands of likes
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I think the fact that I'm freaked out just watching this unfold makes it clear I will never have to worry about this happening to me
“Standing YOUR ground” in an open ocean where you become the prey is INSANEEEE!!🥴🤣
“Be calm. Slowly push your friend between you and the shark”
One friend once told me, you should carry a knife
I asked him, to stab the shark?
He said no, to cut another diver so all the sharks would go to him not to you 😢
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What's truly sickening is that some of you are not joking. You're the crazy "fake friends" in society that need to come with a huge red flag so people avoid you. You can't be trusted. Snakes just waiting to betray someone. Shameful.
What if the shark is hungrier than usual and comes for round 2?
😂
"Swimming in the open ocean"
"Stand your ground"
Its the camera that spooked the shark, camera man never dies
Two options:
Swim in the ground or stand on the water
@@infinitevortex1369stand on water
Ten toes down
I feel like this would have been the best time to start the saying "swim on business"
I don’t have to swim faster than the shark, I just have to swim faster than my buddy.
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We never get to see the video of the guy who swam away
Shark: Nice, this one isn't swimming away.
"Excuse me miss, can you remove this hook?"
Yoo nice joke but no comments,?? Let me fix that 😅
Y'know, i might as well give you one more reply. Why not?
@@Animesh549You too, have a reply, just for fun!
@@MisterB123 I will also leave a reply!
@@martywilkinson4010 reply here just for replying sakes
“Oh snap, I didn’t know you were chill like that.”
Oh shit, my bad Dawg
"I haven't been touched like that in 60 years"
@@annaburke8537🤣🤣🤣
I used to be so afraid of sharks I could not physically close my eyes in the shower. I can't even breathe watching this.
This is why you should use the buddy system - always swim faster than your buddy.
To avoid getting attacked by a shark, the trick is to not swim in the ocean.
There's plenty of beaches with fencing in ocean to keep the sharks from swimming close to shore so you can safely enjoy the water.
thank you👁️🫦👁️👌🏼❤️ 🦈🚫
Or in my super villain pool, Mr. Bond.
@@Matt..S i like the ocean because of the waves. I didn't learn how to swim until I was 9 or 10 so as 5 year old going to the beach I kinda missed out because I was so afraid of the water but I still wished I could swim like everyone else and sure enough a few years later I did. Me and my buddy swam past the pier for 4 days in a row. I definitely wouldn't do that today but yeah lmao
That's a lie because I don't swim and somehow I was attacked by a shark in my garage.
My toxic trait thinking I can 1v1 the shark.
REAL
riyal
Bro add up 5 of you I promise you you’d still get 1v5 can’t beat someone in his own territory 🫡
@@thebigbadwolf8508 My toaster: "Allow me to introduce myself."
obviously a dude with an anime pfp thinking he can fight anything he sees
Instructions unclear, I tried to go down to find ground to stand on, but pressure is making my brain feel like a liquid.
With any preditor, whether a shark, bear, lion, etc., running makes you look like prey. Showing that you will fight makes you look like a threat. You are smart enough to not pick a fight with something that could kill you, and so are predators.
Go try this and let me know how that works out…. When the bear… especially! The bear stand up on its hind legs…. You’ll be running away. Not all predators back down from other predators…. Nice try though but again…. Go try it and see how it works out for ya bud….
@@ryanblueeyes9939 I guess plan b is carry a powerful weapon to defend your self if the animal decides to fight.
If a shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, in a triathlon it'll come down to who is the better cyclist..
underrated comment
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Sharks can be a real bear at transition points. Had one drip all over my socks and stole someone else's sport beans.
The wit on this damn guy 👍👍
🙂 mhm
🦈: “Ooh brunch”
🎥: *rubs belly*
🦈: *purrs in shark*
Some species sharks actually like it!
@@mattcc4685 then should I pray that the one seeing me as a snack likes pets and belly rubs? Or should I avoid going to their territor- nah i should probably pray
@@chachachankyadespite the media, sharks are (mostly)friendly
Just no!!! Dont ever refer a shark to a cat 🤦♂️
@@user-yr4mf3ip5hThat's right! They're more like dogs if anything 😅
Dude it had a old rusty hook in its mouth what a chad
Bro the music mixed with both the dead stare of the shark and absolute blue nothingness is freaking me out so much
"Make eye contact"
Introverts: 😳
💀
The only eye contact I make is with the mirror😂
Also known as autistic people - one of the 'symptoms of autism'
True 😂@@naza8736
@Robloxmovies2 so not being super friendly and a “people’s person” makes you autistic ?
If I run into a tiger shark in the middle of ocean... My first instinct is to wonder how the fuck I got there... I ain't going in no ocean.
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hahahahahh@@Thecatissmall
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The fish under the Shark has ultimate survival instincts😅
You don’t need to swim faster than the shark. You just gotta swim faster than your friend
That shark getting closer and closer is pure nightmare material
Until you realize sharks don't actually eat humans for the most part and that shark attacks are rare.
It doesnt matter how rare or not they do it,they STILL do so still a nightmare@@ballstealer
They have sensitive noses you could boop their nose...
It actually is pretty effective at deterring them and they will know you're not their prey and most likely leave... Unless there's cow blood nearby
Thing is, the fact that its moving so slowly getting closer just means its curiously checking you out. If it wanted to eat you it wouldnt carefully come up to you
🤿: “Cool lip ring!”
🦈: “Thanks!”
Yep, the only reason it was following her was because it was hoping she would take the hook out of it's lip. OUCH!
Poor Shark! 🪝
@@karenscoville6307yea I’m sure. It also wanted to say hi and have her belly rubbed.
😵💫 Poor sharky 🦈 maybe ( just maybe ) he wanted you to help him remove the 🪝 😅
@@XGRIMYONEX😂
Who else noticed the small fish that is sticking in shark's stomach?
First instinct? Oh yeah that shit in the water is from me. 😢😅😂
Shark: *thinks you’re easy prey*
You: *boops shark*
Shark: “I apologize, I was not familiar with your game.”
You just had to share this pointless krap, didn't you?..
@@anabellepreis1920 yuh
Annabelle why u sharing pointless comment
@@Abdullah-xr2wx lol, no need to argue. It’s a comment under a yt video. Don’t fall for that person’s rage bait lol
theyre all just swimming away embarrassed that they didnt know the cool handshake :(
"Maintain eye contact with the shark."
Shark: 👁️ 👁️
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She didnt say eyes contact so just focus on one of them like you are dealing with a lazy eye
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"Stand your ground"
"Which ground ??"
Ive noticed this with stray dogs. If you show fear and run away, you trigger them to chase you.
Any canine species will be triggered to chase something that's running. That's why in a house with your pet dog, if you start running, most likely it'll start chasing you.
My first instinct is to never swim in the open ocean😂😂😂
😂 same
This made me laugh so hard 😂❤
Me too 😅😅
Best decision
Literally. I have a terrible case of Thalassaphobia. Though yes, I’ll swim in the shallow parts of the ocean, never ever will I swim in the MIDDLE of it. Props to divers fr
First problem: swimming in the open ocean
Solve: maybe just don’t
That's the thing, innit? It doesn't matter whether or not you go out into open ocean; sharks regularly hunt in shallow water.
@@nigglebit Then just don't go in the ocean at all. I prefer the pool 100000 times
@@nigglebitdefinitely a pool person too..I take pool over ocean anyday
I don't go around tigers or sharks so I'm damn sure not going to be around a tiger shark
Wanna know something scary? Bull sharks are even more aggressive (I think) and swim into freshwater.
It's that age old addage "If you don't run/swim they can't chase you."... though that doesn't mean you're out of danger
Also 'stand your ground' with a shark is wilddddd af😩
Ironically petting the shark is probably safer than swimming away
Water dog... doesn't really look that scary, mostly because it's not that.much bigger than me, let's domesticate it...
Sharks don't like eating humans we're gross, its why every shark attack is a "test bite" so making it clear you aren't a fish or otter is better than running because no normal animal is going to touch a shark except animals that it doesn't see as prey
Be cafeful. The nature of their skin can injure/cut your if you rub it the wrong way
Fren shaped ❤
our willingness to engage with megaphauna in such a casual manner is the thing extraterrestrials find most baffling about humanity. most sentient species either completely separate themselves from things like sharks or fully exterminate them and selectively breed only useful species like cows.
Shark - "A mermaid touched me and Idk how to feel about it."
Half mermaid
Shark: Violated. I feel violated.
And the psychologist asks the shark:
"Calm down. Where did she touch you?"
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@@johnnyplayer2075
she touched me in the tender spot.
right here [points to liver, nose, eyes, and groin)
now I'm curious if punching an animal in the balls hurts male animals as much as it hurts men?
If I’ll see the shark following me, I’ll just need to wake up
*How to avoid being eaten by a shark 101*
Swim in a pool instead of swimming in the ocean.
“Make eye contact with the shark “
Me: “Which eye ??”
We can clearly see his eyes...
@@valtameri915 it's a joke that the shark's wide eye spacing makes it difficult to align your eyes with both at once
So true 😂
@@valtameri915they see 2 eyes
Pick one.
**reaches out to push shark**
**shark eats hand**
👁👄👁
Like hoe that tell you to guide the shark away from you😂 only to have your hand bite off
open your eyes and use the other hand.
@@PowerHouseWashbruhh😂😂😂
The funniest comment..lol
@@PowerHouseWashthe best comment 😂
not my intrusive thoughts slapping the shark😭
The whole dunce cap part killed me... 😅
Rare footage of a tiger shark being chill and letting you swim
I've almost never seen any footage of tiger sharks not being chill. Being chill isn't rare for them, it's their default state. Even when they're eating their prey, they have this blank, "sup dude" look on their face.
@@sardonicus1739you aint seeing the footage of them being not chill for a reason
Idk maybe because the shark may be petted?
Is it because they have their baby beside them?
Welcome to facts or cap today we gonna try if the tiger shark is letting me swim and just chilling 😎
Edit: Fuck im in the hospital and I lost 2 of my legs and my 1 eye don't try it it's cap😭🙏
I once read a comment to the effect of, “You’re alive because the shark wasn’t interested.”
I heard they don’t actually like the taste, which is why bite victims are leg go?
Well yes, but they get actually interested if you try to run away.
Does she not have a hook injury on the left of her jaw
Bullshit a bullshit
@@Kshthymylaright, but I say to hell with that. If someone is starving, they don’t care what you feed them as long as it’s food. I’d imagine same applies for animals.
"If you're swimming in the open ocean" ... nope. I've had a run in with a shark only 10 to 15 ft from shore, that was enough for me. Depths like that are a hell no.
eye contact with the shark: 👁 👄 👁
"If you're swimming in the open ocean"
"No."
Came to say this.
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Hell No 😂😂
bro pulled a bugs bunny, noo
Exactly!
"but would you lose"
"Nah I'd win"
Until Hordy pops your bubble.
@@Marvel_13 yeah he on steroids ☠️
Shark gets closer
With This Treasure I Summon✊✊
@@dynamis1720
"THE BIG RAGGA ,THE OPPA STOPPA" ☠️☠️💀
famous last words
If you’re swimming in the ocean and you get attacked by anything, understand that it’s completely your fault. The minute you go in, you need to understand the stakes.
Instructions unclear, shark now in love after eye contact
Target audience : 🏊♀️
Actual audience : 👩💻
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Who watches shorts in a laptop?
lol 😆
@@carlosmarti-de4gk Me
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Bro sharks are so silly and I love it, you point them in another direction and they’re like “oh okay guess I’m going this way now”
I hope you are kidding. These sharks are not hungry or she would be dead.
@@MrDuckskinHe’s not wrong tho
Lmao is this real or coincidentally the sharks you mentioned have dementia 😂
@@MrDuckskinfun fact, any carnivore or omnivore animal, if hungry enough, will try and eat you. It's not a shark thing. Don't trust what you see in movies or in pop culture, sharks aren't that dangerous. No more than other animals that is.
Bro you know NOTHING about sharks
Sharks only have 6-15 attacks each YEAR
More people suffer through cars, airplanes, paper cuts bro even people suffer more through DOLPHINS then on sharks
Sharks dosnt hunt humans
There are super rare cases where sharks actually ate an human
And it was only the great white that would proply eat an human if he wants to.
The most "attacks" happen when sharks do their usually " test bite " they dont have arms like YOU have
So they use a bite to get a grip of stuff like : " Can i eat that " " Does it taste " " what is that in front of me "
Sharks arent murderer
Like i said more people suffer dolphin attacks then sharks.
You just dont should mess with nature and follow rules like dont expose white skin since it looks like a fish wound, dont turn your back to the sharks they will always try to get behind you ( Like lions )
KNOW which shark is in front of you
A tiger shake will completly behave different from a great an white
You just need to know what you encounter and what rules to follow so it dosnt misunderstay you as prey.
If you dont believe me educate yourself people like you always misunderstand this creatures
And its always people like you that end up in a accident cause you never watched before how to handle such animals
Its like not knowing what to do if a bear watches you.
This women did perfectly what she did learn from it if you ever consider diving.@@MrDuckskin
As a surfer I’ve realised if a decent sized shark wants you well you don’t really have a choice ohh that’s right this girl told me to stand my ground against a 1 tonne+ monster I’ll be fine then 😂
"Maybe the real Bigfoot is the friends we made along the way?" I can't...
The slow approach of the shark and the sheer emptiness of the ocean below terrifies me. I wouldn’t get in this situation in the first place. Kudos for being able to stay so calm.
It’s my dream to swim in the open ocean but it simultaneously absolutely terrifies me.
It is the same type of emptyness as the sky above when standing on ground.
@@slateand808 no, because the sky is clear and you can see everything out there. The sea is not so clear. You don’t know what lurks below. It’s better to compare the fear of the open sea to the fear of darkness than to a clear blue sky.
You could compare it with being in the middle of the Amazon jungle tho@@Justjustinp
She probably has a weapons to defend herself.
Not getting into a staring contest with a tiger shark
Bro there was a cookie shark under the shark
😂
@@tiffanygamboa3111Is that the little fishies that follow the shark and clean them?
Lmaooo I know right
Ikr 😂😂😂
If a shark finds me in the middle of the ocean alone then he can have me
Shark:Hey come here come here i'm singing baby shark❤
Her recording the shark:
Me:baby shark doo too doo
Stand your ground in 70k feet water is crazy
😂😂😂😂 this comment doesn’t have enough likes. This is gold
like ive accepted my fate by that point that's insane
Its actually not 7k feet cause I can literally see the surface 👀✨
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@@Ajay_Official808 ☠️ u didn’t get it. Stand your ground, how can she stand her ground when she’s in 70k ft deep water, not that she is 70k ft deep into the water.. ofc we all can see the surface
Step one to avoiding a shark attack: stay on land
Statistics suggest you have an above 0% chance of dying on lanbd by shark attack - how they came to that conclusion, no idea!
But staying on land does yield a small chance of dying by shark attack, presumably you go to the beach and one swims up the sand and grabs you like a Croc
GASHUNK GASHUNK GASHUNK
It's worked for me
Good thinking batman 😂
@@Blue-dj4wo
But the statistics don't include sharknados 😂
I’ll remember this information and put it to good use. The next time I’m in a food court and bump into a tiger shark.
i avoid this with one simple trick: staying on land. that’s their house and i have no interest in defending myself as an intruder 😅
If you are ever in this situation, pull out your camera. The cameraman never dies
That's actually what they did in this video😂😂
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Cant you stop this incredibly dumb trend already , its pathetic. And doesnt even make sense. There is plenty footage out there retrieved from dead cameramen. Ffs use your brain, the joke has no basis.
@@nw6070 ye your right this is stupid. This joke has been going on for many years and it’s getting ridiculously old.
@@nw6070 then scroll past the comment? People still find the joke funny. If it’s not your sense of humor, fine. No need to write a whole paragraph about how you don’t find it funny. It’s a joke, not that serious.
Sharks are one of the creatures where the phrase “dont run, you’ll just die tired” applies well.
What about bullsharks?
0% running, so no.
You cant run in the ocean
@@malyxxplays7949 maybe I can
Same thing with bears. Also people think you can climb a tree better then a bear. Not possible.
Her: swimming away.
Shark looking for someone to remove the hook from it's mouth:- Why are you running? Why are you running?
„me swimming fast towards the shark“
"Make eye contact"
The shark: 👁️ 👁️
🦀Tamatoa : Just pick an eye, babe. I can't... I can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keep... Yeah, pick one. Pick one!
Ikr? How am I gonna make eye contact if he has eyes like this!!???
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Comment something original
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It's really astounding how few shark attacks there are on land.
Ahem... landlords... doctors... wake uo
You never experienced a loan shark attack
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@@drakirolopez7859First of all, landlords and doctors aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Jaws would’ve been a very silly film. Second, I have no idea who “uo” is - you go wake them!
@@joep2590First of all, loan sharks aren’t sea creatures. If they were, Sharknado would have been a very silly (ok, sillier) film. Secondly, have you ever had a craving for Twiglets and had no idea why?
Homie prolly just wants that hook removed
The final cut felt like Famous last words!
His eyes are in different time zones, how am I supposed to make eye contact 😅
Poor guy had a fishing hook on corner of it's mouth.
Lmaoo
😂
Exactly, you’re dead because you can’t complete the first step
400th like 🎉
Proof that the cameraman never dies
Am dead😔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sharks don’t eat poeple
@@carrotjones4043 they do if theyre hungry
@@rayjones2606Hes partially right they wont eat us.. primarily BUT they Will tear us the fuck apart just to realise we dont taste good lmao
@@XPGamingXPDK
we taste better than fish
This TikTok video is craaaazyyyy 😂
I listened to your full advice out of curiosity but “swimming in the open ocean” is where I knew this had nothing to do with me
My first instinct is "imma pet that dawg"
Can I pet that daawg?!?
Friends of Pasta
😂😂😂😂 “Can I pet that daawg?” “NO.” “Can I pet that daawg?” “NO!”
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@@Myfamilyismytreasure I didn't ask good sir xd
Shark: Hey, can you take this hook off?
Human: Nah.
Ikr
In her current position, that.. might not be a good idea😅
She probably doesn't want to get fuckin chomped on
Hooks in sea creatures are like hoomans getting tattoos. They only have them because they think it makes them look cool.
@@rubberlegs88More like piercings, surely?!
Then you have Edward Kenway fist-fighting sharks XD
great vid. I love sharks as a surfer. this is a really good vid! plus I love sharks so nice footy too. Tigers aren't so calm haha
Shark has a hook stuck in it's mouth as jewelry and a little buddy stuck cleaning underneath him as a pet 😂 true gangster of the ocean
Is a lip piercing
Hes been adding accesories to his hungry shark character
Reminded me of the mafia boss orca lore from Stanzi the great.
makes me wonder if it actually wanted help getting that hook out, not that i would ever take that chance in a million lives. but i've heard stories of animals with stuck hooks asking for help before
Fun fact, that remora stuck to the bottom of the shark actually is stuck on by a suction cup on top of its head! It's just hitching a ride, so cute
My first instinct if I’m swimming in the open ocean with a tiger shark approaching would be to ask myself, “How the hell did I end up here?”
"Yeah it's stupid idea being here"
😄
"What catastrophic sequence of events has occurred for me to find myself in this situation?"
Haha
🎵"Letting the days go by!"🎵
Is nobody is going to talk about that hook on that poor shark?
The shark would never see me in my cloud of diarrhea
If I was in the open ocean, I'd be much more terrified of the void below me than a shark.
Plenty of sharks deep down in that dark blue void.
But they’re not along down there.
Well sharks and MUCH bigger unknown predators in that vast blue void are the exact reason why I would not want to swim in the open ocean, so I suppose it's both for me.
If I was the ocean I would just sink so... I'm glad I live 10 Thousand miles away from the ocean.
@@grace.reynolds1. Sharks kill less people than vending machines or cows do.
2. If anything is in that void, it lives in that void and will not go to the surface. Some of the only predators that does this is the Giant Squid when dying, and by the time it reaches the surface it always is almost completeley dead, with the last things it does at that point being breathing. You can swim around the still, giant creature which is unable to move, and it wont and cant do anything. Another one of these is the Humboldt squid which is very aggresive. But it usually stays at 25 meters when coming up from the abyss, and it only does so at night, before going back to it's preffered depth.
If there is some unknown predator down there, you will never see it face to face as it will stay hundreds of meters below the surface.
@@rarescevei8268 nice information but the phobias would still kick in really bad once people experience such event first-hand
You're actually supposed to stop the shark by explaining to him that its illegal to eat you.
Actually it isn’t illegal because they’re in international waters 🤷♂️
What if the shark is a criminal?
That sounds like something a Gen X member might do.
He has to have consent fitst
@@kanamekiyru but only if it's a Great Racist shark
Shark at the beginning of the video: wh?..why are you swimming away?
*follows*
My first instinct would be to accept my fate LMAO