SCHOOL PUNISHMENTS THAT WENT TOO FAR

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  • @SSSniperWolf
    @SSSniperWolf  7 лет назад +34985

    First
    Have an awesome day

  • @maktau.mp3
    @maktau.mp3 7 лет назад +20153

    School punishment that went to far? HOMEWORK

  • @internetoreos3220
    @internetoreos3220 6 лет назад +2152

    Teacher:OMG IS THAT A SHARP PENCIL!!!!!? SUSPENSION!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @OnyxROSE2131
    @OnyxROSE2131 Год назад +44

    When I was in second grade, I had this one teacher. She was super nice to me and my old friend. But when I was in fifth grade, I actually started hearing about how bad that teacher was. Turns out that she was only nice to me and my friend for some reason. Later on, when my little sister was in second grade the same teacher that I had was being unnecessarily rude to her as well.

  • @taibatahir4358
    @taibatahir4358 6 лет назад +197

    The 1st punishment is so bad because when I was in 1st or 2nd grade one of my classmates brought a REAL knife because her lunch was fruits so she had to cut them so she said to the teacher "please can you cut my fruit?" And the teacher said "sure!" And she didn't get ANY punishment

  • @hibamk6876
    @hibamk6876 6 лет назад +453

    Back in elementary school I had this sweet pregnant teacher for French class, every morning she would call me to her desk and give me candy in exchange for letting her play with my hair, I didn't mind since she made me Really cool hairstyles. My mom was weirded out first since I came back home with different hairdo everyday , but when she talked to Mrs Lamia they became friends.

  • @Myasbeautydiary
    @Myasbeautydiary 6 лет назад +3841

    Math
    meaning:
    Mental
    Abuse
    To
    Humans
    School
    meaning:
    Several
    Crappy
    Hours
    Of
    Our
    Lives
    Homework
    meaning:
    Half
    Of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge
    PE meaning
    Pointless
    Exercise

    • @Sock757
      @Sock757 6 лет назад +161

      I think your my favorite person.

    • @gr0m545
      @gr0m545 6 лет назад +103

      I like math tho...

    • @gr0m545
      @gr0m545 6 лет назад +83

      Omg I just read the other replies.... IM THE ONLY ONE!?!?!

    • @Myasbeautydiary
      @Myasbeautydiary 6 лет назад +74

      i think so i hate math tho XD

    • @immstarry7175
      @immstarry7175 6 лет назад +19

      WHAT!!?!?

  • @Ne0n_Tw-ns
    @Ne0n_Tw-ns Год назад +24

    1:48 *“You gonna treat me like a dog, Imma act like a dog. NOW THROW ME A DOG BONE BI-“*
    *- SSSniperWolf*

  • @MJ.06
    @MJ.06 4 года назад +3554

    "You don't like kids, then don't be a teacher!"
    *THANK* 👏 *YOU* 👏

  • @sydnineunie7991
    @sydnineunie7991 5 лет назад +507

    Teacher: Excuse me miss
    Me: Yes
    Teacher: is that a sharp colored pencil
    Me: yes
    Teacher: your expelled

  • @DragonSoul-gi8tb
    @DragonSoul-gi8tb 4 года назад +221

    My school: one person talks
    Principal:okay everyone is punished no recess

  • @SiennaCherry-pe8cn
    @SiennaCherry-pe8cn Год назад +12

    Can we take a minute of silence to appreciate sssniperwolf

  • @Mr.Madatyou
    @Mr.Madatyou 4 года назад +442

    0:30 imagine a inmate asked “What ya in for?” and she says plastic knife in school.

  • @melonboi7866
    @melonboi7866 3 года назад +926

    School Managements be like:
    "Do you like kids?"
    "No"
    "You're hired!"

  • @heiheithechicken3702
    @heiheithechicken3702 5 лет назад +427

    TEACHER: IS THAT A SHARPEND PENCIL!!!
    ME: Yeah, so???
    TEACHER: ....get out of this school....... SUSPENSION!!!!

  • @Scarlet_Ytt
    @Scarlet_Ytt Год назад +1451

    Who's watching this in 2023 \ 2024

  • @froggasse
    @froggasse 4 года назад +708

    Lia: "Who would cut off a kids hair?!"
    Me in 4th grade: ...

    • @zany7961
      @zany7961 3 года назад +8

      I cut hair when I was in first class I was dumb

    • @MrKr4dy
      @MrKr4dy 3 года назад +7

      I cut my hair in 1st grade

    • @ianoidz1
      @ianoidz1 3 года назад +3

      And in oop

    • @M-Griffith
      @M-Griffith 3 года назад +3

      I know right

    • @stellawillis72
      @stellawillis72 3 года назад +1

      ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)𝕠𝕠𝕡

  • @dimitriosismadcool3011
    @dimitriosismadcool3011 4 года назад +488

    0:06 who’s watching this during quarantine lol schools out

  • @shady6177
    @shady6177 5 лет назад +240

    THE SAVANA INCIDENT:
    Betrayers: TEACHER!!! SOMEONE HAS PILLS!
    Teachers: STRIP!!!
    Me: PERV!

  • @Yoloto1
    @Yoloto1 Год назад +3

    When they hired the girl with the dog cones be like:
    “What are those dog cones for”
    “T-they are for uhh- the class pet”
    “Oh ok”
    Little did they know the class pets was the humans 😂😅

  • @footballfinatic9296
    @footballfinatic9296 4 года назад +509

    Florida policy: no sharp objects
    Me: I guess I can’t have a pencil so I can’t do work

    • @PizzaMadeMeFat
      @PizzaMadeMeFat 4 года назад +23

      Teacher : you can still do work just use some finger paints but first clip your nails they are sharp

    • @lelagoddard1026
      @lelagoddard1026 4 года назад +5

      well, thats one way to get outta hmk

    • @PizzaMadeMeFat
      @PizzaMadeMeFat 4 года назад +10

      Me : teacher there's no paint left
      Teacher : use glitter glue

    • @crickethunton8625
      @crickethunton8625 4 года назад +5

      GENIUS

    • @twistedbeeyt8578
      @twistedbeeyt8578 4 года назад +6

      They can use ballpen its not that sharp

  • @Cosmic__browniee
    @Cosmic__browniee 4 года назад +73

    Dispatcher: 911, what are you reporting?
    Teacher: yo, my five year old student’s shoes aren’t black! He painted them! Come pick him up!
    Dispatcher: ...goodbye ma’m
    This is what Would have done

  • @nakshathrajakkula7210
    @nakshathrajakkula7210 3 года назад +549

    Lia: Children can’t have anything sharp
    Me: What bout a dang pencil ✏️

  • @Its_Officailly_M0ch1
    @Its_Officailly_M0ch1 Год назад +1

    Ur my favorite RUclipsr ❤❤❤

  • @ellagrace1984
    @ellagrace1984 4 года назад +129

    "You can spill Sprite"
    *my flash back*
    Me and my friend went to McDonald's and we got Sprite and then my friend SPILLED IT all over my moms car. So we went back and got another one for her and when we were leaving she SPILLED THE OTHER ONE!!!🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @foxygachagirl2243
    @foxygachagirl2243 4 года назад +1710

    Worst punishment at my school:
    If one person got in trouble, we all missing recess.

    • @klee8754
      @klee8754 4 года назад +27

      Mood

    • @Le4ann3
      @Le4ann3 4 года назад +54

      Oml when that happened the teachers said "we all are a team"
      And wanna know why my teachers did this?
      They did it so that the "bad" kid would be insulted

    • @klee8754
      @klee8754 4 года назад +29

      • Illy Gacha • oh my lord I hated my 3rd grade teacher for that

    • @cloudqueenyt2667
      @cloudqueenyt2667 4 года назад +21

      FoxyGacha Girl same but we need to stay in ALL NIGHT to clean the WHOLE school while the teachers , principals , other classes and cleaners did NOTHING

    • @zoesi4312
      @zoesi4312 4 года назад +9

      @@cloudqueenyt2667 wow the cleaners don't clean the students do this is school when the teachers are mad

  • @fammefatalle20mc
    @fammefatalle20mc 5 лет назад +194

    Teacher : excuse me MC
    Me : Yes
    Teacher : Is that a sharp pencil
    me : yes
    TEACHER SUSPENSION

  • @ClaudUpHigh24
    @ClaudUpHigh24 2 месяца назад +2

    1:48 is my favourite part lol😂❤

  • @mehpatotos-_-980
    @mehpatotos-_-980 4 года назад +284

    School: “WE DO NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING WITH SHARP ENDS”
    My stupid self: so I can’t have any earrings or pencils?

  • @imsotox
    @imsotox 7 лет назад +2935

    Girl: skips to school
    *butter knife accidentally drops out of bag*
    Teacher: *calls 911*
    *MY STUDENT HAS A WEAPON*
    Police: Can you identify the weapon?
    Teacher: IT'S A KNIFE
    Police: OMG WHERE ARE YOU
    Teacher: SHEAJDUEDJSIhshss
    Police: WE ARE ON OUR WAY
    *police arrive*
    Teacher: QUICK...THERE'S THE DEVIL
    Girl: *gets another butter knife after she realizes she dropped it and spreads butter on her bread*
    *police come over*
    Police: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ANYTHING YOU SAY O-
    Girl: *stabs policeman*
    Policemen: *JUMP ON HER AND HOLD HER DOWN*
    *arrests her*
    Did u like my plot twist?

  • @apersonnamedmt4424
    @apersonnamedmt4424 5 лет назад +101

    8:20 lol my friends did the legit *same exact* thing.
    SSSniperwolf, u r not alone
    Comment and like if u relate lol😁

  • @evacctrabajosymasevabbkl6252
    @evacctrabajosymasevabbkl6252 5 лет назад +77

    Student:
    Let me take out my pencil✏️
    Teacher:
    Suspended

  • @redinnit5949
    @redinnit5949 4 года назад +215

    "Are there no crimes in Florida?!"
    Florida man:Shush I'm planning something.

  • @Maria-fb1sz
    @Maria-fb1sz 4 года назад +198

    3:50 that actually made me tear up, he was so respectful as well. he kept calling him sir

    • @aseelalhemyari4029
      @aseelalhemyari4029 4 года назад +12

      that was from another vid btw if you wanna watch more of it

    • @mrfancyhat2172
      @mrfancyhat2172 4 года назад +3

      Yea

    • @ItachiUchiha-lj1fv
      @ItachiUchiha-lj1fv 4 года назад +3

      dont feel sorry for him he beat up little kids and babies in a daycare

    • @Maria-fb1sz
      @Maria-fb1sz 4 года назад +7

      @@ItachiUchiha-lj1fv oop-

    • @NyanCatzzz
      @NyanCatzzz 4 года назад +6

      @@ItachiUchiha-lj1fv didnt he steal a candy bar lmao he didnt hurt babies-

  • @myagworld5140
    @myagworld5140 9 месяцев назад +93

    who is here in 2024 😂

  • @tigerteo7021
    @tigerteo7021 4 года назад +291

    "Doesnt tolerate anything sharp"
    Me: What about pencils? They can be sharp-

    • @joaositodamadrugada9628
      @joaositodamadrugada9628 4 года назад +6

      Oh no!!😰😨😭😭😭

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko 4 года назад +21

      I got suspended for stabbing someone with a blunt pencil after she did it to me.

    • @thatgringalian3947
      @thatgringalian3947 4 года назад +5

      ME TECHOR IS HELE MAD wen rhis kid thos talk talk wen the student is gana tell an anser he gets me techor is gana lete him out for luring a leson then he comes back

    • @vanessarumsey2152
      @vanessarumsey2152 4 года назад +2

      @Arianna Nikkel right my scool has one and if you miss scool one day you have SO MUCH HOMEWORK YOU CAN'T HAVE RESESS

    • @butterfly_skies
      @butterfly_skies 4 года назад +2

      Vanessa Rumsey You must have missed a lot of school days if you don’t even know how to spell ‘school’ 😂

  • @Ruiziiii
    @Ruiziiii 2 года назад +328

    Fun fact: Homework was created from an Italian teacher as a punishment for his lazy students. Some schools thought it was a great example and started using it frequently. (I am still cursing that teacher to this day)

  • @rishikapatel8954
    @rishikapatel8954 4 года назад +268

    A relateble story : So in my school there was a teacher who almost cut of a girl's hair but at the moment the principal was taking rounds and she saw her and the teacher who was about to cut my friends hair got suspended for 2 days
    Sorry for my bad English
    Edit ( thanks for 44 like never got more than 7 before)
    Edit ( omg thanks alot for 141 like
    Edit ( omg 313 likes 😱😱 I can't believe it mama I am famous )

  • @JhuniiaBenton
    @JhuniiaBenton Год назад +4

    1:54 bro just got roasted😂😂

  • @playskoolgloworm
    @playskoolgloworm 4 года назад +78

    Teacher: "Okay Billy, you get a dog-cone. If you break one more rule, I'm gonna have to suspend you."
    Billy: *Uno reverse card, teach.*
    Uno Reverse card is in late 2019 and 2020 so people have to be YEARS late to see this xD

  • @Bloom551
    @Bloom551 4 года назад +303

    SSSniperWolf: I had to strip for a doctor when I was a kid...
    me pretending to be a therapist: so does the doctor have a white van?

  • @eva4517
    @eva4517 5 лет назад +292

    Teacher: excuse me ms.
    Me: yes?
    Teacher: *iS tHaT a PIeCe oF pApEr?*
    Me: yes, yes it is
    Teacher *SUSPENSION!*

    • @chau8926
      @chau8926 5 лет назад +1

      Eva Owens haha 😆

    • @Flxxi119
      @Flxxi119 5 лет назад +1

      WHY YOU MAKIN SHIT UP DOG

    • @eva4517
      @eva4517 5 лет назад +2

      @@Flxxi119 yes, I'm making this up. Buttttttt
      Once my teacher yells at me for sneezing!

    • @pracillabady3129
      @pracillabady3129 5 лет назад +1

      @@eva4517 hooooooooow

    • @emswah5358
      @emswah5358 5 лет назад

      Sister suspended

  • @Deep.thoughts4U-x9h
    @Deep.thoughts4U-x9h Год назад +2

    "Yo why does it always happen in Florida and Texas?" as someone who lives in Texas...now I'm scared.😅😅

    • @dallasTighe2929
      @dallasTighe2929 Год назад

      I’ve lived in Texas and visited Florida, because my cousin lived there just to let you know my cousin pushed me in the sand at the beach and made me eat sand. She was a year younger than me.

  • @angelalimun6320
    @angelalimun6320 6 лет назад +164

    We can't have forks in school now
    Bc we can't use a frikin plastic butter knife

    • @robloxfangirl2379
      @robloxfangirl2379 5 лет назад +3

      That is stupid I feel bad for you

    • @nextonthechoppingblock
      @nextonthechoppingblock 5 лет назад +1

      Angela Limun ikr I’m not allowed to have plastic knives

    • @kel1690
      @kel1690 5 лет назад +2

      My school has real knives and when ever I'm mad at someone I just wonna run down to the dinner Hall and just grab one of the knives and stab my enemy😂

    • @katieleigh4154
      @katieleigh4154 5 лет назад

      Kel 1690 lol!😂

    • @kel1690
      @kel1690 5 лет назад

      @@katieleigh4154 (° ^ °)

  • @therealperegrine
    @therealperegrine 7 лет назад +69

    You Will be a great mother.
    "My kid got an F for not knowing the answer? SUE THEM!"
    "The teacher grabbed my kid in the arm for punching someone? SUE THEM!"
    "Teacher fucking cut my kids hair? SUE THAT BIATCH!"
    Lol

  • @wallerhearn3900
    @wallerhearn3900 7 лет назад +240

    Schools be like... You can bring scissors, but no plastic knife.🤦‍♂️

    • @mytamponisleakingblood783
      @mytamponisleakingblood783 7 лет назад

      +Big Maxx u can bring a 15cm machete?...

    • @Nastavnik98
      @Nastavnik98 7 лет назад

      Waller Hearn 4

    • @cynthiacastleberry2827
      @cynthiacastleberry2827 7 лет назад

      So true

    • @itsconnplayz6495
      @itsconnplayz6495 7 лет назад

      Exactly

    • @crayonmilk4306
      @crayonmilk4306 7 лет назад +1

      I know right it's like they let you bring a not even kids scissors like the full on huge real scissors that could kill someone and they wouldn't let you bring a plastic knife that probably wouldn't even leave a permanent mark on you like you can cut someone with that and there will be no more but you could cut someone's skin off with scissors

  • @MiaArkeketa
    @MiaArkeketa 3 месяца назад +2

    Now give me a dog bone batch! Edit:WHY YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT?😂

  • @Sullivan___
    @Sullivan___ 4 года назад +390

    Me seeing all these Punishments: dam these schools are dumber than the kids

    • @phormex1
      @phormex1 4 года назад +3

      Schools don’t teach a huge portion of the stuff bright side teaches ya

    • @marysona173
      @marysona173 4 года назад +1

      So true!

    • @girbaudson84
      @girbaudson84 4 года назад

      Ronan Tomosawa phone 📱

    • @girbaudson84
      @girbaudson84 4 года назад

      MARY SONA wyd

    • @TheLorax1XX
      @TheLorax1XX 4 года назад

      SAVAGE

  • @Cinnobears
    @Cinnobears 7 лет назад +682

    Security Guard: "What are you here, little girl?"
    Girl: "I buttered my toast.."

    • @variantnukez308
      @variantnukez308 7 лет назад +2

      BigRD TV you should be top dog

    • @Shrimy
      @Shrimy 7 лет назад +10

      Go play roblox

    • @rebekahw6189
      @rebekahw6189 7 лет назад +3

      Says the orange w/ corn stalk hair

    • @aishalawan6877
      @aishalawan6877 7 лет назад +2

      SSsniperwolf in my country it is not illegal to hit a kid like kids get spanked by teacher and parents

    • @braydenperez6229
      @braydenperez6229 7 лет назад +4

      BigRD TV that makes no sense

  • @alicenbanton3926
    @alicenbanton3926 5 лет назад +71

    These punishment s are too messed up😂😂😂
    DISTURBING

  • @jessacrochet
    @jessacrochet 3 месяца назад +2

    8:18 you have told us about it before. 😊

    • @jessacrochet
      @jessacrochet 3 месяца назад

      🤣😂 if was freakin hilarious

  • @ulanamarieholly7847
    @ulanamarieholly7847 3 года назад +376

    The worst punishment I had in school: So, due to my severe social anxiety growing up, I suffered from selective mutism. So basically I physically could not speak outside of my house because I only felt safe in my house. So the school very well knew this and my mom even took night classes for sign language to teach me sign so I could supposedly communicate. When my teachers and no one knew sign language in my school, they yelled at me countless times. My brother was in my class along with a family friend. They both would interpret what I was trying to tell them and AS PUNISHMENT, they removed me from my class and threw me into another one without my brother or friend. Oh yeah, I was 3-4 years old at that point. I still have a fear of expressing my needs to teachers and I am a senior in high school now.
    They also would not let me play with them in gym class or anything. So I could not see my brother or friend at school for the whole year until I would get home. I was already suffering anxiety,, why they gotta do that My? My mom was LIVID.

    • @Hellothere-ky4jr
      @Hellothere-ky4jr 3 года назад +12

      I am so sorry

    • @parrotperson4805
      @parrotperson4805 3 года назад +8

      sryyy

    • @lelix8989
      @lelix8989 3 года назад +16

      That’s horible, I have anxiety too but not anxiety so bad I don’t talk, I’m just shy

    • @pahalnarang8122
      @pahalnarang8122 3 года назад +3

      Sowwy for u

    • @ilikebread2716
      @ilikebread2716 3 года назад +14

      Wow that sucks your school is so stupid I am so sorry that happened to you

  • @coop-likes
    @coop-likes 5 лет назад +175

    Bully: gets kid to commit suicide
    Teachers: not our problem
    Innocent 5 yr old: didn’t raise hand
    Teachers: police

    • @axoart388
      @axoart388 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, like, teachers get mad for the dumbest reasons.

    • @tiptoe386
      @tiptoe386 5 лет назад +1

      @@axoart388 because its teacher

    • @miraculousladybugfan9194
      @miraculousladybugfan9194 5 лет назад +1

      this makes me mad cause they do nothing when you get bullied

    • @eriinmariie1
      @eriinmariie1 3 года назад +2

      Yeah it's sad, when I used to have tik tok I saw this video of 2 five year old girls beating another 5 year old girl
      (the girl who got bullied died because they were bashing her head on rocks and trees and throwing sticks at her)
      which is insane for a 5 year old to kill someone, And someone had the AUDACITY TO RECORD THE VIDEO INSTEAD OF SAVING THAT GIRL, she was only 5 and died in a horrible way and lived a small life, I honestly wish good luck for her in a different life,

    • @heathermorgan9926
      @heathermorgan9926 3 года назад

      @@miraculousladybugfan9194 fr

  • @daysicrespo3168
    @daysicrespo3168 5 лет назад +93

    Teacher: hey!!!!! Is that a ✏️??
    Student: yes
    Teacher: you are suspended !!!

  • @Prodiety
    @Prodiety 2 месяца назад +2

    i love the death note posters

  • @Zryax
    @Zryax 7 лет назад +1076

    Summer😆
    Summe😁
    Summ😄
    Sum😃
    Su😀
    S😅
    Sc😧
    Sch😮
    Scho😲
    Schoo😨
    School😭
    edit 2020: hello

    • @fanofcards9703
      @fanofcards9703 7 лет назад +32

      Chloe & Zoey I wish I didn't press read more

    • @Zryax
      @Zryax 7 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @sleepdeprivedraccoon8758
      @sleepdeprivedraccoon8758 7 лет назад +14

      Chloe & Zoey this is is creative no one would have thought of this 10 out of 10!

    • @seaulaterlol7263
      @seaulaterlol7263 7 лет назад +3

      reaperwolf 7, ppl actually done this with different words, but im not hating on this one xd

    • @xrqytb3829
      @xrqytb3829 7 лет назад +6

      😂

  • @kashmirmc6329
    @kashmirmc6329 5 лет назад +281

    As a Floridan I can say that schools here ARE COMPLETELY MESSED UP

    • @_astralix
      @_astralix 5 лет назад +9

      Kashmir Squad Productions YAS I AGREE FLORIDIANS UNITE! ✌🏻

    • @Qwerrty
      @Qwerrty 5 лет назад +4

      Police Only go after kids and things that isnt a crime over there? OH they mayby go after The elders too. DO U'R FKN JOB COPS..

    • @soft_box9331
      @soft_box9331 5 лет назад +2

      What's it like

    • @melodylikestiktok4537
      @melodylikestiktok4537 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @dzzing_553
      @dzzing_553 5 лет назад +1

      You are right 100% right

  • @staciegreen315
    @staciegreen315 6 лет назад +79

    I was born, and raised in Florida... I still live in this crazy ass state.
    I have literally seen people get arrested, and expelled for plastic knives, one of those three inch long WATER guns, OVER THE COUNTER ibuprophen, etc. All sorts of insane things!!!!
    I have been stripped searched by the school resource officer when I was in EIGHTH grade. It was a female officer obviously. But, still...
    This was all due to the fact I was the goth girl in school. This was right after the Columbine shooting. They had a big meeting in the gymnasium. They then profiled goths as a stereotype, and told students that, "These are the type of people that do these things. If you know anybody like this. Report it immediately!!!! Your name will be kept anonymous."
    I was searched at least twice a day for almost the rest of the school year. Not stripped searched EVERY TIME. But, it was ridiculous.
    About a week before school ended. The kid you would least likely believe would do anything crazy, was reported to have a hit list. He was not a goth.
    After searching his locker... They found a hit list, (I was on there), razor blades, knives, and his plans on how to accomplish his goal.
    When they told him he was going to be arrested, he threw a stapler at the assistant principals face, then ran out the front door, and tried to jump into the busy street in front of a car. Right outside the school.
    This was also the same boy I reported for sexual harassment numerous times for grabbing me. As well as many other girls did. It went ignored, and we were told he just had some issues, and he couldn't help it. No, he was not mentally handicapped or anything. He was just crazy.
    YES... Florida is insane!!!!

    • @nicoleanna4945
      @nicoleanna4945 6 лет назад +1

      Stacie Green danggggggg

    • @lolxd9265
      @lolxd9265 6 лет назад +2

      2 lazy 2 reed.

    • @Planefan1000
      @Planefan1000 6 лет назад +3

      *cough cough* gun control *cough cough* shambles *cough cough* 2nd Amendment

    • @charlotte.
      @charlotte. 6 лет назад +2

      Stacie Green I read all that

    • @janairy1801
      @janairy1801 6 лет назад +1

      Stacie Green orlando? I live there :))

  • @Lavi-boba-and-birb
    @Lavi-boba-and-birb Месяц назад +1

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  • @thatgirl_marlilee2082
    @thatgirl_marlilee2082 5 лет назад +82

    👩‍🏫 teacher: time for lunch get your lunch bags.
    Student: alright.
    Plastic knife: drop
    Teacher: what is that🤔
    Student: a plastic knife and so...I need to cut my sandwich to Firth’s and🙄
    Teacher: DETENTION!!!!!😡😁

  • @ElvisnPrissy11
    @ElvisnPrissy11 6 лет назад +78

    We had a1st grade teacher who tied the kids tho the chairs. This was the early 80's. The school supported the teacher. There was NOTHING anyone would do. My mom fought to get me removed from her class before the year stated thank God, because once the year starts, you were stuck. This lady would even put duct t tape on your mouth! The last I heard some parents took the law into their own hands a few years later, and she not only quit teaching, she lefty town.

    • @JordynMatlock
      @JordynMatlock 6 лет назад +2

      Dark Angel JUSTICE IS SURVED!!!!!!

    • @ElvisnPrissy11
      @ElvisnPrissy11 6 лет назад +1

      @@JordynMatlock most definitely! 😉

    • @lukemorosini4
      @lukemorosini4 6 лет назад +1

      Lol well that’s one way to make your class be quiet.

    • @fernandomfernandez1788
      @fernandomfernandez1788 6 лет назад +1

      Dark Angel wow

    • @ElvisnPrissy11
      @ElvisnPrissy11 6 лет назад

      @@fernandomfernandez1788 yeah... things in the early 80's were a LOT different...

  • @arrogantsweat209
    @arrogantsweat209 7 лет назад +337

    “Y’all gotta arrest a 11 year old for trying to butter her toast”😂😂😂

  • @RoseJalo-q1p
    @RoseJalo-q1p 3 месяца назад +1

    I love you sooooooooo much 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

  • @EmoFemboyHunter69
    @EmoFemboyHunter69 5 лет назад +139

    “Yo she’s at work”
    “Yo she’s at the doctor”
    *”Yo she’s getting a Pap smear”*

  • @oceanroses
    @oceanroses 4 года назад +82

    “Florida has a zero tolerance for anything with a sharp end”
    Me: writing utensils....other necessary school supplies....all have sharp ends...

  • @Geedtyjkbfssvbhhgfvbgdetyhfrg
    @Geedtyjkbfssvbhhgfvbgdetyhfrg 4 года назад +245

    Last week: "I hate my school!"
    Just now: "Oh God I love my school"

  • @cf1675
    @cf1675 2 месяца назад +1

    SSSNIPERWOLF YOU ARE MY FAV RUclipsR!🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💖🩷💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💅💅💅💅💅💅💅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @tiaramarietv7619
    @tiaramarietv7619 7 лет назад +117

    "Y'all arresting an 11 year old girl for trying to butter her toast?!?!?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tyrakirkham5471
      @tyrakirkham5471 7 лет назад +6

      T Marie Official Plastic knifes are very dangerous especially when you try to butter you toast xD

    • @priscillac.1661
      @priscillac.1661 3 года назад +2

      @Bubble teaco wow, what a crazy teacher.

    • @kaelawippler2043
      @kaelawippler2043 3 года назад

      Like if I didn't get to butter my toast I would kick someone

    • @rainbowwolf4116
      @rainbowwolf4116 3 года назад +1

      some states have the dumbest laws ever

    • @sueplayz5262
      @sueplayz5262 2 года назад

      @👜🐾Ari your teacher was insane ... Why didn't you tell the principal?

  • @birdband7648
    @birdband7648 7 лет назад +918

    No sharp objects then I guess that means pencils

    • @julielitton6436
      @julielitton6436 7 лет назад +13

      Bird Band I agree that's stupid! please reply

    • @julielitton6436
      @julielitton6436 7 лет назад +12

      and someone in my class got a paper cut in there EYE

    • @julielitton6436
      @julielitton6436 7 лет назад +6

      alallallalalalallalalalla

    • @destinynicole3308
      @destinynicole3308 7 лет назад +6

      Bird Band exactly

    • @abigaillyttle1394
      @abigaillyttle1394 7 лет назад +20

      one time in school a kid stabbed himself with a sharp pencil. then the teaches yelled ok , no more pencils.

  • @eprofranco6471
    @eprofranco6471 4 года назад +196

    0:16
    Why do I feel like a Karen was the principal?
    Edit:HELLO FELLOW ARMYs IN THE COMMENT SECTION💜💜☺️☺️

  • @Victoria-v6t2e
    @Victoria-v6t2e 3 месяца назад +1

    Lia you are amazing you slay

  • @mariamaravilla3392
    @mariamaravilla3392 4 года назад +118

    0:24 sssniperwolf so anything with a sharp end could kill me: so pencils and pens are banned or am I just dumb really dumb🤨

    • @soldonymm
      @soldonymm 4 года назад +5

      Oh me goshhh you smart
      They Probably say you you can have your pens and pencils or they just make the pencils dull and no pens are allowed because the ink might go into the skin and make them bleh

    • @wafflegang2737
      @wafflegang2737 4 года назад +3

      No

    • @larabalayanto299
      @larabalayanto299 4 года назад +2

      yah

  • @lunakickz8836
    @lunakickz8836 4 года назад +1468

    Me thinking about school...... wait a min-
    like if you are watching in 2020

    • @marley4962
      @marley4962 4 года назад +16

      I’m not gonna like but I’m here in 2020
      Okay fine I liked it

    • @kittenmitten4031
      @kittenmitten4031 4 года назад +9

      •Vxnilla shortcqke• imhere in 2021 and its the best yr ever🖤

    • @marley4962
      @marley4962 4 года назад +5

      Sabrinayt 2 oof I wanna be there 😡

    • @kittenmitten4031
      @kittenmitten4031 4 года назад +6

      •Vxnilla shortcqke• tehee and trump is not president no more :)

    • @twanamahmood6033
      @twanamahmood6033 4 года назад +2

      i am in 2019 and i didnt liked the comment because i am in 2019 not 2020

  • @billieeyelash6694
    @billieeyelash6694 6 лет назад +101

    When I was in kindergarten I hada loose tooth.I told one of the teachers and they asked if they could wiggle it. Being in kindergarten I didn’t know about germs and stuff like that so I said yes. She then reached her dirty fingers into my mouth without washing them and yanked my tooth out. It didn’t hurt that bad because it was going to come out in about a week but it was not ready to be yanked out and there was way too much blood. All the teacher had to do is write an apology note to me and my mother. I still to this day cannot believe she did that. I can’t even believe I let her put her fingers in my mouth.

  • @ThePurpleVortex
    @ThePurpleVortex 3 месяца назад

    Lia looks so different from now !! But i still love her ❤❤

  • @danielmcneill5092
    @danielmcneill5092 4 года назад +1972

    who's here in 2020 or 2021 because of the coronavirus.

  • @doggo8501
    @doggo8501 5 лет назад +524

    Roses are red
    Ladybugs are too
    I finally got a like
    But why is it blue?

    • @chukeulgadrt5377
      @chukeulgadrt5377 5 лет назад +27

      So I went to the toilet to do a poo
      And I found two more likes oh what do I do?

    • @doggo8501
      @doggo8501 5 лет назад +4

      Give em to meee

    • @robyom6331
      @robyom6331 5 лет назад +3

      Since you liked your own comment ._.

    • @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266
      @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 5 лет назад +2

      doggo bro its grey

    • @Shylla88
      @Shylla88 5 лет назад +2

      @@samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 if u touch it turns blue

  • @chanellclements8068
    @chanellclements8068 7 лет назад +159

    I love your videos and u are so pretty

  • @_Kiley_Calhoun_
    @_Kiley_Calhoun_ Год назад +11

    The first one
    "NOTHING WITH SHARP ENDS 👺👺"
    Pencils: 😢

  • @OnlyEtz
    @OnlyEtz 7 лет назад +58

    Hey Lia! Hope you're having a great day!❤️

  • @mcflysvideos518
    @mcflysvideos518 4 года назад +117

    Me: Mom I need a new tablet
    Mom: Why?
    Me: Because I hit that like button in the FACE

  • @abandoned-channel99999
    @abandoned-channel99999 4 года назад +357

    the teacher that made her stuedents wear dog cones to feel less than human isnt even classified as human to me.

  • @cathyshortt1228
    @cathyshortt1228 3 месяца назад +1

    The field trip that I went on though. Is the wasp is the one that I have that Asthma attack on. What's it very fun?😅

  • @kiarastanley5825
    @kiarastanley5825 5 лет назад +38

    10:16 I was dying laughing 😂😂 S she talking about b**** by the hair🤣😂😂

  • @13aoanh
    @13aoanh 7 лет назад +285

    Lia: who would cut a kids hair?!
    Me: a hairstylist

    • @magiccharm8154
      @magiccharm8154 7 лет назад +3

      Anh Nguyen My school cuts your hair for you if your hair is dyed....It's against dress code

    • @BroodjePatat
      @BroodjePatat 7 лет назад +4

      Magic Charm I'd be bald then lmao

    • @charlottesierra11
      @charlottesierra11 7 лет назад

      :>

  • @courtneyworf8201
    @courtneyworf8201 4 года назад +58

    Any one watching in 2021😂I live in England and the only punishments we get is Isolation(put in a room on your own for however many days),excluded(have to stay home and do school work)Detention (stay after school for a certain amount of time,at lunch or break)Or the common one is your teacher gives you a whole pack of homework to be due the next day!!

  • @Kylahthatsright
    @Kylahthatsright Год назад +1

    8:25 you keep telling the story every video and I love how you explain it

  • @andrewmcgowan5527
    @andrewmcgowan5527 6 лет назад +54

    U would be a good parent 😁😁😀

  • @izukumidoriya9921
    @izukumidoriya9921 4 года назад +131

    “Are there no real crimes in Florida!?”
    Florida man: am I a joke to you!?

    • @hi-xh5hu
      @hi-xh5hu 4 года назад

      Sydney Cavender Ok... it ain’t that funny but ya’no

    • @itzgummiefoxc.2109
      @itzgummiefoxc.2109 4 года назад +3

      What are you doing here Izuku? XD

    • @catzz4lifee
      @catzz4lifee 4 года назад +3

      Hi Izuku

    • @guardian7773
      @guardian7773 3 года назад +1

      Meanwhile Florida Man robs a Macdonalds using baby alligators as nunchucks

    • @PinkiePie.7
      @PinkiePie.7 2 года назад +1

      I actually can’t believe I live in Florida cause the amount of amber alearts we have is plenty

  • @pixx13
    @pixx13 7 лет назад +47

    she was talking about the one where they put kids in the closets and tell them a monster would eat them and they were traumatized when they were four. I'm sitting here thinking, "if I were or in a closet and told a monster would eat me, even now, I'd be traumatized."

    • @cementmixer13
      @cementmixer13 5 лет назад

      Lara Shepherd I would actually enjoy it cause I’m the exact opposite of clastaphobic I love tight spaces

    • @allysonmccaffrey2941
      @allysonmccaffrey2941 5 лет назад

      honestly though

  • @Aleyy_gachablox
    @Aleyy_gachablox 3 месяца назад +2

    I can’t believe this was 2017 😭

  • @btsminsuga2750
    @btsminsuga2750 6 лет назад +154

    It’s a rumor that Sssniperwolf is still SaLtY to this day about...
    That fruit role up...

  • @reyeas1313
    @reyeas1313 4 года назад +143

    If my teacher made me eat off the ground, I would refuse. Like, what are they gonna do? *Send me to detention because I wouldn’t eat off the ground?*

    • @catlover7770
      @catlover7770 4 года назад +8

      Trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @discoveringitaly8636
      @discoveringitaly8636 4 года назад +8

      If they said I had to eat off the ground I would literal run to a police station and tell them that my teachers were making me eat my food off the floor and lick it up. I wouldn’t care that I ran out of school in school hours. RIGHT OUT! 😂

    • @charlesmatthews3905
      @charlesmatthews3905 4 года назад +3

      The school i went to could hit you with a paddle if you disagree or didn't listen to them. Kids are lucky nowadays.

    • @charliemata6748
      @charliemata6748 4 года назад

      I said child I meant chips 😅

    • @holthydesimp1249
      @holthydesimp1249 4 года назад +3

      yeah i would wrather starve

  • @breechan4885
    @breechan4885 4 года назад +68

    8:00
    Imagine her bestfriend watching this be like: aM sOrRy-

  • @cf1675
    @cf1675 2 месяца назад +1

    In my school the teachers bannned HIGHLIGHTERS and FOOTBALL TRADING CARDS!😅💅

    • @cf1675
      @cf1675 2 месяца назад

      Heheheheh3h3❤

  • @mackenzieayers828
    @mackenzieayers828 5 лет назад +107

    Teacher: OKAY CLASS TIME FOR RECESS
    Student: Mkay
    teacher: DID U JUST SAY MKAY?! ITS OKAY! DETENTION 😡

    • @rayxoness809
      @rayxoness809 5 лет назад

      so why do 5th graders accept eating off the floor, like bruh, if its not in the school handbook, then you just sit down and eat off the table, easy as that

  • @Angel-du4jw
    @Angel-du4jw 3 года назад +465

    “Who would cut off a kids hair?!”
    My mother when I had lice:

  • @fabulousmisslily6314
    @fabulousmisslily6314 7 лет назад +383

    Going to school is already the worst punishment😂

  • @ramyanter8932
    @ramyanter8932 9 месяцев назад +1

    Have an awesome day

  • @killerqueen3547
    @killerqueen3547 5 лет назад +88

    Fun fact: homework was first created as a punishment in the 1800’s soo... tell this to your teachers and your principals
    This is an actual fact btw ;)