Math meaning: Mental Abuse To Humans School meaning: Several Crappy Hours Of Our Lives Homework meaning: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge PE meaning Pointless Exercise
Back in elementary school I had this sweet pregnant teacher for French class, every morning she would call me to her desk and give me candy in exchange for letting her play with my hair, I didn't mind since she made me Really cool hairstyles. My mom was weirded out first since I came back home with different hairdo everyday , but when she talked to Mrs Lamia they became friends.
The 1st punishment is so bad because when I was in 1st or 2nd grade one of my classmates brought a REAL knife because her lunch was fruits so she had to cut them so she said to the teacher "please can you cut my fruit?" And the teacher said "sure!" And she didn't get ANY punishment
"You can spill Sprite" *my flash back* Me and my friend went to McDonald's and we got Sprite and then my friend SPILLED IT all over my moms car. So we went back and got another one for her and when we were leaving she SPILLED THE OTHER ONE!!!🤣😂😂😂😂
When I was in second grade, I had this one teacher. She was super nice to me and my old friend. But when I was in fifth grade, I actually started hearing about how bad that teacher was. Turns out that she was only nice to me and my friend for some reason. Later on, when my little sister was in second grade the same teacher that I had was being unnecessarily rude to her as well.
Dispatcher: 911, what are you reporting? Teacher: yo, my five year old student’s shoes aren’t black! He painted them! Come pick him up! Dispatcher: ...goodbye ma’m This is what Would have done
Girl: skips to school *butter knife accidentally drops out of bag* Teacher: *calls 911* *MY STUDENT HAS A WEAPON* Police: Can you identify the weapon? Teacher: IT'S A KNIFE Police: OMG WHERE ARE YOU Teacher: SHEAJDUEDJSIhshss Police: WE ARE ON OUR WAY *police arrive* Teacher: QUICK...THERE'S THE DEVIL Girl: *gets another butter knife after she realizes she dropped it and spreads butter on her bread* *police come over* Police: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ANYTHING YOU SAY O- Girl: *stabs policeman* Policemen: *JUMP ON HER AND HOLD HER DOWN* *arrests her* Did u like my plot twist?
I remember once in year 4 one of the boys in my class's hair was too long to not be tied up and no one had something for him to use so my teacher actually got his scissors and kept threatening to cut his hair and then the principle walked in and told him off for threatening a child. Guess who got a substitute for 2 weeks 😉
I know right it's like they let you bring a not even kids scissors like the full on huge real scissors that could kill someone and they wouldn't let you bring a plastic knife that probably wouldn't even leave a permanent mark on you like you can cut someone with that and there will be no more but you could cut someone's skin off with scissors
Oml when that happened the teachers said "we all are a team" And wanna know why my teachers did this? They did it so that the "bad" kid would be insulted
FoxyGacha Girl same but we need to stay in ALL NIGHT to clean the WHOLE school while the teachers , principals , other classes and cleaners did NOTHING
You Will be a great mother. "My kid got an F for not knowing the answer? SUE THEM!" "The teacher grabbed my kid in the arm for punching someone? SUE THEM!" "Teacher fucking cut my kids hair? SUE THAT BIATCH!" Lol
Yeah it's sad, when I used to have tik tok I saw this video of 2 five year old girls beating another 5 year old girl (the girl who got bullied died because they were bashing her head on rocks and trees and throwing sticks at her) which is insane for a 5 year old to kill someone, And someone had the AUDACITY TO RECORD THE VIDEO INSTEAD OF SAVING THAT GIRL, she was only 5 and died in a horrible way and lived a small life, I honestly wish good luck for her in a different life,
ME TECHOR IS HELE MAD wen rhis kid thos talk talk wen the student is gana tell an anser he gets me techor is gana lete him out for luring a leson then he comes back
A relateble story : So in my school there was a teacher who almost cut of a girl's hair but at the moment the principal was taking rounds and she saw her and the teacher who was about to cut my friends hair got suspended for 2 days Sorry for my bad English Edit ( thanks for 44 like never got more than 7 before) Edit ( omg thanks alot for 141 like Edit ( omg 313 likes 😱😱 I can't believe it mama I am famous )
Teacher: "Okay Billy, you get a dog-cone. If you break one more rule, I'm gonna have to suspend you." Billy: *Uno reverse card, teach.* Uno Reverse card is in late 2019 and 2020 so people have to be YEARS late to see this xD
👩🏫 teacher: time for lunch get your lunch bags. Student: alright. Plastic knife: drop Teacher: what is that🤔 Student: a plastic knife and so...I need to cut my sandwich to Firth’s and🙄 Teacher: DETENTION!!!!!😡😁
honestly if i threw a pencil at someones face and it just for the intent of hurting them would get me in trouble, much more if it actually did hurt them
When they hired the girl with the dog cones be like: “What are those dog cones for” “T-they are for uhh- the class pet” “Oh ok” Little did they know the class pets was the humans 😂😅
Fun fact: Homework was created from an Italian teacher as a punishment for his lazy students. Some schools thought it was a great example and started using it frequently. (I am still cursing that teacher to this day)
Oh me goshhh you smart They Probably say you you can have your pens and pencils or they just make the pencils dull and no pens are allowed because the ink might go into the skin and make them bleh
If they said I had to eat off the ground I would literal run to a police station and tell them that my teachers were making me eat my food off the floor and lick it up. I wouldn’t care that I ran out of school in school hours. RIGHT OUT! 😂
I was born, and raised in Florida... I still live in this crazy ass state. I have literally seen people get arrested, and expelled for plastic knives, one of those three inch long WATER guns, OVER THE COUNTER ibuprophen, etc. All sorts of insane things!!!! I have been stripped searched by the school resource officer when I was in EIGHTH grade. It was a female officer obviously. But, still... This was all due to the fact I was the goth girl in school. This was right after the Columbine shooting. They had a big meeting in the gymnasium. They then profiled goths as a stereotype, and told students that, "These are the type of people that do these things. If you know anybody like this. Report it immediately!!!! Your name will be kept anonymous." I was searched at least twice a day for almost the rest of the school year. Not stripped searched EVERY TIME. But, it was ridiculous. About a week before school ended. The kid you would least likely believe would do anything crazy, was reported to have a hit list. He was not a goth. After searching his locker... They found a hit list, (I was on there), razor blades, knives, and his plans on how to accomplish his goal. When they told him he was going to be arrested, he threw a stapler at the assistant principals face, then ran out the front door, and tried to jump into the busy street in front of a car. Right outside the school. This was also the same boy I reported for sexual harassment numerous times for grabbing me. As well as many other girls did. It went ignored, and we were told he just had some issues, and he couldn't help it. No, he was not mentally handicapped or anything. He was just crazy. YES... Florida is insane!!!!
The worst punishment I had in school: So, due to my severe social anxiety growing up, I suffered from selective mutism. So basically I physically could not speak outside of my house because I only felt safe in my house. So the school very well knew this and my mom even took night classes for sign language to teach me sign so I could supposedly communicate. When my teachers and no one knew sign language in my school, they yelled at me countless times. My brother was in my class along with a family friend. They both would interpret what I was trying to tell them and AS PUNISHMENT, they removed me from my class and threw me into another one without my brother or friend. Oh yeah, I was 3-4 years old at that point. I still have a fear of expressing my needs to teachers and I am a senior in high school now. They also would not let me play with them in gym class or anything. So I could not see my brother or friend at school for the whole year until I would get home. I was already suffering anxiety,, why they gotta do that My? My mom was LIVID.
how does chiken dance looke like? is it funny? did you had to do in front of the class? was it harible? did they laught at you? sorry to much question ?
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School punishment that went to far? HOMEWORK
Exactly I agree
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Math
meaning:
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
School
meaning:
Several
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Homework
meaning:
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
PE meaning
Pointless
Exercise
I think your my favorite person.
I like math tho...
Omg I just read the other replies.... IM THE ONLY ONE!?!?!
i think so i hate math tho XD
WHAT!!?!?
Who's watching this in 2023 \ 2024
Yea
Yass me💅🏻😅
me
2024
Me
Teacher: Excuse me miss
Me: Yes
Teacher: is that a sharp colored pencil
Me: yes
Teacher: your expelled
eXuSe mE iS tHaT a sHArP pAPeR edGE??!?!?!
😂😂😂😂
hahaha
I only like your picture but it's ok
Because I love WOLFS
Teacher:OMG IS THAT A SHARP PENCIL!!!!!? SUSPENSION!!!!!!!!!!!
Pink Girlz 😂😂😂😂
I know right
Me:HOW AM I GOING TO LEARN TEACHER IM MOVING SCHOOLS >:(
Right like y is that a thing 🤔🤨
Lol
0:06 who’s watching this during quarantine lol schools out
Me
Everyone is quarantined
Yep rewatching lots of videos
The chrorona virus has reached me yet im lucky
i have work sheets
1:48 *“You gonna treat me like a dog, Imma act like a dog. NOW THROW ME A DOG BONE BI-“*
*- SSSniperWolf*
TEACHER: IS THAT A SHARPEND PENCIL!!!
ME: Yeah, so???
TEACHER: ....get out of this school....... SUSPENSION!!!!
lol
Call the police lol
Lol, I know right
So mean
Haylie Dabney That’s honestly how it be. I swear I’ve gotten i trouble with friends for stupid shit like fighting with pencils
Back in elementary school I had this sweet pregnant teacher for French class, every morning she would call me to her desk and give me candy in exchange for letting her play with my hair, I didn't mind since she made me Really cool hairstyles. My mom was weirded out first since I came back home with different hairdo everyday , but when she talked to Mrs Lamia they became friends.
Ok then best teacher ever over here XD
It sounds like she was practicing on you. Maybe your her favorite student. Who knows?
My teacher is very nice 😇😇😇😇
That's awesome! 😁
that's awesome
Summer😆
Summe😁
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School😭
edit 2020: hello
Chloe & Zoey I wish I didn't press read more
Lol
Chloe & Zoey this is is creative no one would have thought of this 10 out of 10!
reaperwolf 7, ppl actually done this with different words, but im not hating on this one xd
😂
The first one
"NOTHING WITH SHARP ENDS 👺👺"
Pencils: 😢
The 1st punishment is so bad because when I was in 1st or 2nd grade one of my classmates brought a REAL knife because her lunch was fruits so she had to cut them so she said to the teacher "please can you cut my fruit?" And the teacher said "sure!" And she didn't get ANY punishment
What
Taiba Tahir Where is the school that you went to? It seems pretty good.
Lucky
You need a new school
The hell-
"You don't like kids, then don't be a teacher!"
*THANK* 👏 *YOU* 👏
YEAH LIKE DUH😂😂
YAS
*claps*
Haha no duh
Preach
"You can spill Sprite"
*my flash back*
Me and my friend went to McDonald's and we got Sprite and then my friend SPILLED IT all over my moms car. So we went back and got another one for her and when we were leaving she SPILLED THE OTHER ONE!!!🤣😂😂😂😂
Honestly same
Lol
J-HOPE IS DISAPPOINTED IN THEM
@@ITS_EMILY_0 xD
I would be like,"ok you getting water from my house • w •
When I was in second grade, I had this one teacher. She was super nice to me and my old friend. But when I was in fifth grade, I actually started hearing about how bad that teacher was. Turns out that she was only nice to me and my friend for some reason. Later on, when my little sister was in second grade the same teacher that I had was being unnecessarily rude to her as well.
Florida policy: no sharp objects
Me: I guess I can’t have a pencil so I can’t do work
Teacher : you can still do work just use some finger paints but first clip your nails they are sharp
well, thats one way to get outta hmk
Me : teacher there's no paint left
Teacher : use glitter glue
GENIUS
They can use ballpen its not that sharp
THE SAVANA INCIDENT:
Betrayers: TEACHER!!! SOMEONE HAS PILLS!
Teachers: STRIP!!!
Me: PERV!
Perv? K
Keep the likes at 69
@@Gaillard962 Aw its gone...
We was elected to be the
What does that Mean?????????
Dispatcher: 911, what are you reporting?
Teacher: yo, my five year old student’s shoes aren’t black! He painted them! Come pick him up!
Dispatcher: ...goodbye ma’m
This is what Would have done
Can we take a minute of silence to appreciate sssniperwolf
Teacher : excuse me MC
Me : Yes
Teacher : Is that a sharp pencil
me : yes
TEACHER SUSPENSION
Mc? Minecraft or doki doki
Lol
Malgorzata Calka WAH WHAY
Lol thats too far
Lol
Lia: "Who would cut off a kids hair?!"
Me in 4th grade: ...
I cut hair when I was in first class I was dumb
I cut my hair in 1st grade
And in oop
I know right
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)𝕠𝕠𝕡
Security Guard: "What are you here, little girl?"
Girl: "I buttered my toast.."
BigRD TV you should be top dog
Go play roblox
Says the orange w/ corn stalk hair
SSsniperwolf in my country it is not illegal to hit a kid like kids get spanked by teacher and parents
BigRD TV that makes no sense
1:54 bro just got roasted😂😂
Teacher: excuse me ms.
Me: yes?
Teacher: *iS tHaT a PIeCe oF pApEr?*
Me: yes, yes it is
Teacher *SUSPENSION!*
Eva Owens haha 😆
WHY YOU MAKIN SHIT UP DOG
@@Flxxi119 yes, I'm making this up. Buttttttt
Once my teacher yells at me for sneezing!
@@eva4517 hooooooooow
Sister suspended
Girl: skips to school
*butter knife accidentally drops out of bag*
Teacher: *calls 911*
*MY STUDENT HAS A WEAPON*
Police: Can you identify the weapon?
Teacher: IT'S A KNIFE
Police: OMG WHERE ARE YOU
Teacher: SHEAJDUEDJSIhshss
Police: WE ARE ON OUR WAY
*police arrive*
Teacher: QUICK...THERE'S THE DEVIL
Girl: *gets another butter knife after she realizes she dropped it and spreads butter on her bread*
*police come over*
Police: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ANYTHING YOU SAY O-
Girl: *stabs policeman*
Policemen: *JUMP ON HER AND HOLD HER DOWN*
*arrests her*
Did u like my plot twist?
Simone Mckenzie amazing
Simone Mckenzie 23-19!! WE HAVE A 23-19
but where is the plot twist?
Simone Mckenzie yeah...... no😑
Simone Mckenzie spicy
My school: one person talks
Principal:okay everyone is punished no recess
I can relate
Can relate.
Yeah i feel your pain
Soo true can relate still can XD
then i think ur principal is the trunchibul from matilda
I remember once in year 4 one of the boys in my class's hair was too long to not be tied up and no one had something for him to use so my teacher actually got his scissors and kept threatening to cut his hair and then the principle walked in and told him off for threatening a child. Guess who got a substitute for 2 weeks 😉
School: “WE DO NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING WITH SHARP ENDS”
My stupid self: so I can’t have any earrings or pencils?
Lol
You van only have a pencil if it's not sharpened
@@youraverageoctoling *sharpens*
mangle thesmolsnekfox HOW DARE TOU CARRY A SHARPENED PENCIL AROUND?! YOU ARE EXPELLED!! >:(
Me: *brings gun* it ain’t sharp is it? *shoots*
Schools be like... You can bring scissors, but no plastic knife.🤦♂️
+Big Maxx u can bring a 15cm machete?...
Waller Hearn 4
So true
Exactly
I know right it's like they let you bring a not even kids scissors like the full on huge real scissors that could kill someone and they wouldn't let you bring a plastic knife that probably wouldn't even leave a permanent mark on you like you can cut someone with that and there will be no more but you could cut someone's skin off with scissors
0:30 imagine a inmate asked “What ya in for?” and she says plastic knife in school.
Lol yea that would be funny
Ikr 😂😂
lol
Ohh In India no one would ever care about such things
@@vaishnavi_2885 yep
who is here in 2024 😂
Mei
Me
Me
no one
Bro 7 YEARS later
8:20 lol my friends did the legit *same exact* thing.
SSSniperwolf, u r not alone
Comment and like if u relate lol😁
Yasss gurl or boy or none same *cri cri*
Oof
Of as as in oof
@@beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeet3232 same here
I relate
Worst punishment at my school:
If one person got in trouble, we all missing recess.
Mood
Oml when that happened the teachers said "we all are a team"
And wanna know why my teachers did this?
They did it so that the "bad" kid would be insulted
• Illy Gacha • oh my lord I hated my 3rd grade teacher for that
FoxyGacha Girl same but we need to stay in ALL NIGHT to clean the WHOLE school while the teachers , principals , other classes and cleaners did NOTHING
@@cloudqueenyt2667 wow the cleaners don't clean the students do this is school when the teachers are mad
Student:
Let me take out my pencil✏️
Teacher:
Suspended
Omg congrats on 33.4!!!million 🥳
You Will be a great mother.
"My kid got an F for not knowing the answer? SUE THEM!"
"The teacher grabbed my kid in the arm for punching someone? SUE THEM!"
"Teacher fucking cut my kids hair? SUE THAT BIATCH!"
Lol
School Managements be like:
"Do you like kids?"
"No"
"You're hired!"
Weeeoow
Yup
@@SeptemberOftheDead nope!
@@craftingwithvictoriacrafti3939 yep.......
HAHAH lol
Lia: Children can’t have anything sharp
Me: What bout a dang pencil ✏️
i could litterally make my fingertip bleed with how sharp I sharpened my pencils
And scissors ✂️
@@Shocker-tf7sy S A M E
That’s what I thought
Lol
You should make more of these!
Roses are red
Ladybugs are too
I finally got a like
But why is it blue?
So I went to the toilet to do a poo
And I found two more likes oh what do I do?
Give em to meee
Since you liked your own comment ._.
doggo bro its grey
@@samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 if u touch it turns blue
Last week: "I hate my school!"
Just now: "Oh God I love my school"
Same bro
I love my school everyday lol
Relatable
oml that happen to me!!
@@barneythanos6922 same
Lia: who would cut a kids hair?!
Me: a hairstylist
Anh Nguyen My school cuts your hair for you if your hair is dyed....It's against dress code
Magic Charm I'd be bald then lmao
:>
the PLASTIC knife is crazy🤣🤣
"Are there no crimes in Florida?!"
Florida man:Shush I'm planning something.
Monster clorsit omg 😱😱😱😱
I feel sad
OMG!!!!!!!!!
Omfg! 😱😱😱😭
Haha
Alfie Peers 😂😂😂😂
Me thinking about school...... wait a min-
like if you are watching in 2020
I’m not gonna like but I’m here in 2020
Okay fine I liked it
•Vxnilla shortcqke• imhere in 2021 and its the best yr ever🖤
Sabrinayt 2 oof I wanna be there 😡
•Vxnilla shortcqke• tehee and trump is not president no more :)
i am in 2019 and i didnt liked the comment because i am in 2019 not 2020
Fun fact: homework was first created as a punishment in the 1800’s soo... tell this to your teachers and your principals
This is an actual fact btw ;)
What?!
It was made in 1095
true story
Homework got band in my school
That's not true. It was first used for school boys in ancient Egypt
Killer Queen woah
“Now throw me a milk bone bit&h”best words ever
Bully: gets kid to commit suicide
Teachers: not our problem
Innocent 5 yr old: didn’t raise hand
Teachers: police
Yeah, like, teachers get mad for the dumbest reasons.
@@axoart388 because its teacher
this makes me mad cause they do nothing when you get bullied
Yeah it's sad, when I used to have tik tok I saw this video of 2 five year old girls beating another 5 year old girl
(the girl who got bullied died because they were bashing her head on rocks and trees and throwing sticks at her)
which is insane for a 5 year old to kill someone, And someone had the AUDACITY TO RECORD THE VIDEO INSTEAD OF SAVING THAT GIRL, she was only 5 and died in a horrible way and lived a small life, I honestly wish good luck for her in a different life,
@@miraculousladybugfan9194 fr
SSSniperWolf: I had to strip for a doctor when I was a kid...
me pretending to be a therapist: so does the doctor have a white van?
Have a good life please I wish u well 😂😂😂
What the heck does that mean
lol-
@@rhondablagg7283 Rhonda, err well
😂
"Doesnt tolerate anything sharp"
Me: What about pencils? They can be sharp-
Oh no!!😰😨😭😭😭
I got suspended for stabbing someone with a blunt pencil after she did it to me.
ME TECHOR IS HELE MAD wen rhis kid thos talk talk wen the student is gana tell an anser he gets me techor is gana lete him out for luring a leson then he comes back
@Arianna Nikkel right my scool has one and if you miss scool one day you have SO MUCH HOMEWORK YOU CAN'T HAVE RESESS
Vanessa Rumsey You must have missed a lot of school days if you don’t even know how to spell ‘school’ 😂
My teacher- sharpen ur pencils
My other teacher- why are ur pencils so sharp?!
A relateble story : So in my school there was a teacher who almost cut of a girl's hair but at the moment the principal was taking rounds and she saw her and the teacher who was about to cut my friends hair got suspended for 2 days
Sorry for my bad English
Edit ( thanks for 44 like never got more than 7 before)
Edit ( omg thanks alot for 141 like
Edit ( omg 313 likes 😱😱 I can't believe it mama I am famous )
Gosh dang
O.O
😬😱 oof
Hey umm my teacher touches me when there's covid-19
@Song lovers oh my god
Teacher: hey!!!!! Is that a ✏️??
Student: yes
Teacher: you are suspended !!!
THAT MAKES NO FLIPPIN SENSE
YEAH I AGREE!
Lmaooo😂😂
I'm feelin dangerous cuz I just sharpened my pencil
That not dangerous
It’s the most savage thing ever
@@ivyhopebuhatan4218 watch the video
Hehe
The judge Man 👨🏾
Ur my favorite RUclipsr ❤❤❤
Teacher: "Okay Billy, you get a dog-cone. If you break one more rule, I'm gonna have to suspend you."
Billy: *Uno reverse card, teach.*
Uno Reverse card is in late 2019 and 2020 so people have to be YEARS late to see this xD
I am years late
BILLY HAS THE POWER OF UNO AND GOD PLUS ANIME ON HIS SODE
SIDE*
0:16
Why do I feel like a Karen was the principal?
Edit:HELLO FELLOW ARMYs IN THE COMMENT SECTION💜💜☺️☺️
Army and your name are on PERIODT
Ummm we have army's here
Hi armyy
@@armygirlforever9677 anneyeong ha seyo 😎
@@riddhi5470
Who is your bias
If a teacher cut my hair, I'll jump on him.
My hair is my life
Sameee!!
I’d beat them up cause my teachers are short
ILL BEAT THE HECK OUTTA THEM
righttttt
Bro same
"Why does it always happen in Florida and Texas" that is so true. I lived in Texas my whole life and the craziest stuff happens here 😂
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap.
stay safe. Eat cake XD
dianne brown
IM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!GHAHAHAHAHHAHAH XDDD
dianne brown smart 😃
My classmate is 127kgXD
dianne brown I like cake
dianne brown hahaahaahaahaha that's a fat kids dream not saying I am I'm not
👩🏫 teacher: time for lunch get your lunch bags.
Student: alright.
Plastic knife: drop
Teacher: what is that🤔
Student: a plastic knife and so...I need to cut my sandwich to Firth’s and🙄
Teacher: DETENTION!!!!!😡😁
Pepsi man?
(yeets teacher out window)
Firths?
"Y'all arresting an 11 year old girl for trying to butter her toast?!?!?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
T Marie Official Plastic knifes are very dangerous especially when you try to butter you toast xD
@Bubble teaco wow, what a crazy teacher.
Like if I didn't get to butter my toast I would kick someone
some states have the dumbest laws ever
@👜🐾Ari your teacher was insane ... Why didn't you tell the principal?
“Do you like kids?”
“N-“
“HIRED!”
It’s a rumor that Sssniperwolf is still SaLtY to this day about...
That fruit role up...
BTS MIN SUGA roll*
Kurtis_Cheng-_- It doesn't matter, really.
•Stars Before Dawn• ok
Me: Mom I need a new tablet
Mom: Why?
Me: Because I hit that like button in the FACE
Me: bruh I got suspended and that's all
Mikel T huh? I dont get it at all
I once breathed in school and got sent to a maximum security prison
Blizzard Omg Lol
It’s not real
Ok Buddy
Matteo Of O’s r/wooosh
that is a lie
Thank you so much for giving us our daily humor! You would be so good with kids and would be a great mother.
a fucking pencil is more dangerous than a plastic knife
coletaylor_nz true
i threw a pencil at a kid in my class bc she was being a bitch and that led to her having a big hole in her face
my teacher just laughed and went on with the lesson
honestly if i threw a pencil at someones face and it just for the intent of hurting them would get me in trouble, much more if it actually did hurt them
Exactly! I put a hole in my hand with a pencil once.
Roses are red
Kool aid is to
I got my first like
But why is it blue
Bro.
*Thats sad*
@@miniboi5016 but poetic
Here, take my like and leave
@@miniboi5016 Okay, so clearly this is just to be funny and you are over here saying that its just a jokeeeeeeeeeee
Because you liked your own comment
Going to school is already the worst punishment😂
Fabulous Miss Lily!!! YES XDDD
I HATE school
So true
Fabulous Miss Lily!!! Lol
Fabulous Miss Lily!!! Yep XD
Plastic knife: dangerous.
Sharpened pencil: keen student.
These punishment s are too messed up😂😂😂
DISTURBING
Za6s
Savannah
My daycare teacher forced me to eat poop for a punishment… 😖🤢
These are stupid rules,like why would you do that!!!?!!!!
EMC girls right
EMC girls bc them peeps e stupid
R*
We can't have forks in school now
Bc we can't use a frikin plastic butter knife
That is stupid I feel bad for you
Angela Limun ikr I’m not allowed to have plastic knives
My school has real knives and when ever I'm mad at someone I just wonna run down to the dinner Hall and just grab one of the knives and stab my enemy😂
Kel 1690 lol!😂
@@katieleigh4154 (° ^ °)
When they hired the girl with the dog cones be like:
“What are those dog cones for”
“T-they are for uhh- the class pet”
“Oh ok”
Little did they know the class pets was the humans 😂😅
"WE ARE AGAINST ANYTHING WITH SHARP ENDS"
So......
*I can't even bring a pencil*
??
Chimmy Official Puppy Chim chim
..
What about my teeth?
No more writing :)
A fellow ARMY✊
If they can't have sharp objects how do they write????????
the gaming beast Westmoreland Ikr
what do they do in art class?
Dull pencil?
jade2986 now they make letters out of slime
I mean no they make shapes out of slime
“Your schools not that bad”
My school banned harry potter.... IM INSULTED.
WHAT?!
As a potterhead, Im offended >:O
Potterhead for life! 💛💙💚❤
WHAT!? 😢💚💚💚
:O OMG HSBSHBSHSN JAMAJMAMA
Nooooooooooo they can't do that :(
Harry Potter is amazing
No i love harry potter Im insulted
IF I SEE SSSNIPERWOLF IN REAL LIFE I WOULD PASS OUT.
she is favorite RUclipsr
Fun fact: Homework was created from an Italian teacher as a punishment for his lazy students. Some schools thought it was a great example and started using it frequently. (I am still cursing that teacher to this day)
Hell ye
my Brother : cool
Me: į dont get homework
I would be the same way and now I am!!
Is it weird that I enjoy homework…
@@Judyc6811 you don't need to be like others
No sharp objects then I guess that means pencils
Bird Band I agree that's stupid! please reply
and someone in my class got a paper cut in there EYE
alallallalalalallalalalla
Bird Band exactly
one time in school a kid stabbed himself with a sharp pencil. then the teaches yelled ok , no more pencils.
0:24 sssniperwolf so anything with a sharp end could kill me: so pencils and pens are banned or am I just dumb really dumb🤨
Oh me goshhh you smart
They Probably say you you can have your pens and pencils or they just make the pencils dull and no pens are allowed because the ink might go into the skin and make them bleh
No
yah
“You gonna treat me like a dog, imma act like a dog” yes. Yes ma’am. I love you sssniperwolf
If my teacher made me eat off the ground, I would refuse. Like, what are they gonna do? *Send me to detention because I wouldn’t eat off the ground?*
Trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
If they said I had to eat off the ground I would literal run to a police station and tell them that my teachers were making me eat my food off the floor and lick it up. I wouldn’t care that I ran out of school in school hours. RIGHT OUT! 😂
The school i went to could hit you with a paddle if you disagree or didn't listen to them. Kids are lucky nowadays.
I said child I meant chips 😅
yeah i would wrather starve
I was born, and raised in Florida... I still live in this crazy ass state.
I have literally seen people get arrested, and expelled for plastic knives, one of those three inch long WATER guns, OVER THE COUNTER ibuprophen, etc. All sorts of insane things!!!!
I have been stripped searched by the school resource officer when I was in EIGHTH grade. It was a female officer obviously. But, still...
This was all due to the fact I was the goth girl in school. This was right after the Columbine shooting. They had a big meeting in the gymnasium. They then profiled goths as a stereotype, and told students that, "These are the type of people that do these things. If you know anybody like this. Report it immediately!!!! Your name will be kept anonymous."
I was searched at least twice a day for almost the rest of the school year. Not stripped searched EVERY TIME. But, it was ridiculous.
About a week before school ended. The kid you would least likely believe would do anything crazy, was reported to have a hit list. He was not a goth.
After searching his locker... They found a hit list, (I was on there), razor blades, knives, and his plans on how to accomplish his goal.
When they told him he was going to be arrested, he threw a stapler at the assistant principals face, then ran out the front door, and tried to jump into the busy street in front of a car. Right outside the school.
This was also the same boy I reported for sexual harassment numerous times for grabbing me. As well as many other girls did. It went ignored, and we were told he just had some issues, and he couldn't help it. No, he was not mentally handicapped or anything. He was just crazy.
YES... Florida is insane!!!!
Stacie Green danggggggg
2 lazy 2 reed.
*cough cough* gun control *cough cough* shambles *cough cough* 2nd Amendment
Stacie Green I read all that
Stacie Green orlando? I live there :))
8:00
Imagine her bestfriend watching this be like: aM sOrRy-
Lul
Lil
Lel
School: can’t have sharp ends on anything
My school:having sporks
Sniperwolf: "why are these all in Florida ?"
Me, a Floridian: there be savages........
Ikr
Lol
“Are there no real crimes in Florida!?”
Florida man: am I a joke to you!?
Sydney Cavender Ok... it ain’t that funny but ya’no
What are you doing here Izuku? XD
Hi Izuku
Meanwhile Florida Man robs a Macdonalds using baby alligators as nunchucks
I actually can’t believe I live in Florida cause the amount of amber alearts we have is plenty
Me seeing all these Punishments: dam these schools are dumber than the kids
Schools don’t teach a huge portion of the stuff bright side teaches ya
So true!
Ronan Tomosawa phone 📱
MARY SONA wyd
SAVAGE
i've never thought i'd hear someone say 'water is the best thing to spill' XD
“Yo she’s at work”
“Yo she’s at the doctor”
*”Yo she’s getting a Pap smear”*
Well maybe not that last one
Jarin River *-police sirens-*
😅😅😅😅 that made me laugh so much when she said those i spat out sprite.
School:
Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life's
Derpyural_ my schools only 5 hours and a half
Derpyural_ I only have six hours of school :)
Derpyural_ mines is eight hours im still grade 3
u r all freaking lucky I have 9 and a half hours of school. I'm in 4th grade.
I have five hours.... On friday
The worst punishment I had in school: So, due to my severe social anxiety growing up, I suffered from selective mutism. So basically I physically could not speak outside of my house because I only felt safe in my house. So the school very well knew this and my mom even took night classes for sign language to teach me sign so I could supposedly communicate. When my teachers and no one knew sign language in my school, they yelled at me countless times. My brother was in my class along with a family friend. They both would interpret what I was trying to tell them and AS PUNISHMENT, they removed me from my class and threw me into another one without my brother or friend. Oh yeah, I was 3-4 years old at that point. I still have a fear of expressing my needs to teachers and I am a senior in high school now.
They also would not let me play with them in gym class or anything. So I could not see my brother or friend at school for the whole year until I would get home. I was already suffering anxiety,, why they gotta do that My? My mom was LIVID.
I am so sorry
sryyy
That’s horible, I have anxiety too but not anxiety so bad I don’t talk, I’m just shy
Sowwy for u
Wow that sucks your school is so stupid I am so sorry that happened to you
In the olden days, punishments were deadly back then.
(Not saying they could kill you.. um. 😂)
“Y’all gotta arrest a 11 year old for trying to butter her toast”😂😂😂
I know their crazy!!
Fr
Spage I DID
Spage 😂
Yeah and that girl was me. Lol jk. I do live in Florida and I am 11 though.😂
Mom: ( puts teacher in closet ) TAXES ARE COMEING
Teacher: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol
Thats seriously underrated
This is the best comment I've ever seen
MY SCHOOL IS DAMN BAD... IF YOU DONT BRING ONE BOOK, YOU HAVE TO DO CHICKEN DANCE IN FRONT THE WHOLE CLASS
how does chiken dance looke like? is it funny? did you had to do in front of the class? was it harible? did they laught at you? sorry to much question ?
Thats horrible
Funny lol
Boi that is the dumbest rule
@@amaliaespinal5841 search it lol it's embarassing
Literally getting motion sickness from the words moving 🫤