Meanwhile the actual cracked senior is debugging prod on a mac laptop sitting hunched on a stool while eating his lunch in the company's cafeteria. Oh, the laptop isnt even his, he just borrowed it off his junior.💀
The absolute most cracked devs are physicists and mathematicians who write code that nobody can understand that they translated directly from their chalkboard and type with 1 finger
I once worked with a guy who had all this stuff. Fancy keyboard, headphones, perfect beard, etc. but he was a very average dev. Not terrible but not amazing.
Perfect beard is not a sign of cracked, it's a sign of normie. The headphones definitely cannot be fancy. They need to be logitech from 2004 that barely work.
Jesus. I have tears coming out from laughter. I love these cracked/lindy signs. The humour is subtle but backed on real life. I do remember the most cracked, respected dev, having terrible audio but everything they state - even though short - is always taken with so much focus and listening. Please do more informative but with this humour blended in. So good.
On the gear: - herman miller 100% - mouse -- lol - keyboard, sure - monitors -- absolutely not. The best devs in the world, as discussed on Lex Friedman's podcast (Kaparthy and Carmack) both use a single monitor with laptop to the side. This is the case for the best devs I've seen as well. More than 2 screens means you're a trader or you're signaling that you're doing more than you actually are. - speakers -- what?
The most cracked devs on my team have very different setups. One has multiple monitors, a MacBook, a split keyboard and the Bose headphones, another one has Bose headphones and just codes on a windows laptop using vim and putty from his couch, and the other one has cheap headphones but a nice keyboard paired with the MacBook and multiple monitors and uses VSCode. The tools don’t make the man.
very true, although I do think that the person who obsesses over optimizing their setup can also very well be the person who obsesses over their work and domain knowledge definitely not always the case though
You use an example of Markus Persson, who is "cracked" then gave go on about all the tools and environments that he didn't use. He developed Minecraft with Java on windows. Cracked Devs just ignore everything except what they need to do. All the fancy chairs, keyboards, environment and tools is just coping
I’m glad you made the distinction with the windows user having WSL and still using vim keybinds in vscode, I’m not all the way there but I run Cmatrix in my windows terminal 😎
you dont have leetcode on here because that's already a given, you should have already answered 90% of LC questions to each scratch the surface of this stuff.
I think you're wrong with topics that all advanced developers use Vim. Most of the time they spend on thinking and then they could use VSCode or Clion. Debugging is not always applicable (multithreaded code or embedded).
This is not a joke, if you do/know all that stuff, you are definitely cracked. Using vim with a split keyboard alone implies many things about you and your skills.
HFT is just a subset of Quant. Quant is a lot larger than that. YES, HFT uses these as you need to feed data to various sub systems down the line for statistics, reporting, etc.
C++ : core development, some firms use JAVA or Rust Python : research and quick analysis (like split traded volume per product, per tenor, per exchange, per trader ID...) and automation of "daily dynamic" variables used for trading Vim : all log files are very big and you can't really handle them without Vim / Emacs. They might not be super hard to navigate (just go to the end or find the pattern you want) but you just can't manipulate them with VSCode, Notepad or Excel (yikes !) KDB : Basically it's the C++ of databases, you do operations on columns super super fast. To give you an example, there are 10 millions of updates a day on the US 10Y future order book so you can't use Python Grafana : "Nooo exchange B has a big latency ! Shit product Z feed is completely off !" (usually an accident) Redhat : the only licence with a commercial support. Otherwise you better have a bearded Debian guru at your workplace Docker : basically a VM with the virtual version of Python the firm uses for production, this version doesn't include your billions of DS/custom optimization libs you download for your analysis
Everyone knows protobuf is encoding and gRPC is transport. If I need to spell that out for you, or if you think I need to make this distinction, it’s probably because you’re not cracked.
a sign that a Dev may well be cracked is if they use ms paint for a presentation
Jokes on y’all. I’m a 10x cracked dev using Pinta on Arch Linux
Insert Intellectual Distribution meme.
Meanwhile the actual cracked senior is debugging prod on a mac laptop sitting hunched on a stool while eating his lunch in the company's cafeteria. Oh, the laptop isnt even his, he just borrowed it off his junior.💀
damn
The absolute most cracked devs are physicists and mathematicians who write code that nobody can understand that they translated directly from their chalkboard and type with 1 finger
😂
Those types of guys who solve your homework
I once worked with a guy who had all this stuff. Fancy keyboard, headphones, perfect beard, etc. but he was a very average dev. Not terrible but not amazing.
Perfect beard is not a sign of cracked, it's a sign of normie. The headphones definitely cannot be fancy. They need to be logitech from 2004 that barely work.
@@CodingJesus That being my point. I'm assuming "cracked" means good. Sorry, I'm not up on the lingo. I'm old.
CJ: "do more with less"
CJ: "fancy office, fancy chair, fancy keyboard, fancy monitors"....
and a broken mouse which barely use
Jesus. I have tears coming out from laughter. I love these cracked/lindy signs. The humour is subtle but backed on real life. I do remember the most cracked, respected dev, having terrible audio but everything they state - even though short - is always taken with so much focus and listening.
Please do more informative but with this humour blended in. So good.
The aura he brings to the meeting is enough for everyone to listen extremely intentively despite the horrible audio.
I think i got more cracked by watching this
Cant believe you gave this much advice away for free
On the gear:
- herman miller 100%
- mouse -- lol
- keyboard, sure
- monitors -- absolutely not. The best devs in the world, as discussed on Lex Friedman's podcast (Kaparthy and Carmack) both use a single monitor with laptop to the side. This is the case for the best devs I've seen as well. More than 2 screens means you're a trader or you're signaling that you're doing more than you actually are.
- speakers -- what?
Yes! actual debugging skills sets you apart soooo much on the job.
Neck beard is a must 😂
Me when I drop my phone on the ground:
"Oh no I hope it's not cracked"
My phone:
Can you please use dark mode
The most cracked devs on my team have very different setups. One has multiple monitors, a MacBook, a split keyboard and the Bose headphones, another one has Bose headphones and just codes on a windows laptop using vim and putty from his couch, and the other one has cheap headphones but a nice keyboard paired with the MacBook and multiple monitors and uses VSCode. The tools don’t make the man.
very true, although I do think that the person who obsesses over optimizing their setup can also very well be the person who obsesses over their work and domain knowledge
definitely not always the case though
Top tier trolling in this video had me laughing throughout! I am a vim and tmux fan so I feel like a cracked dev!
but do you know how to debug and use git??
Why use tmux when you can just create shortcuts for vim splits in your vim config file
Someone please make a study map or a roadmap for all this. This is suuper super helpful, thank you!!
gonna start my frist SWE job in a month, gonna be implementing all of these tips. THANKYOU coding jesus 🙏🙏
Bro, finally you are actually talking about real-software development stuff.
Cracked is a gaming industry term
Also a term for office suite software and graphic design software... among many others.
also a iphone screen industry term
@@birthdayzrock1426😂
You use an example of Markus Persson, who is "cracked" then gave go on about all the tools and environments that he didn't use. He developed Minecraft with Java on windows. Cracked Devs just ignore everything except what they need to do. All the fancy chairs, keyboards, environment and tools is just coping
How is VIM a fancy environment?
@@CodingJesus Vim isn't fancy. It's what you got for SSH.
@@CodingJesusbase on the time to get it configured
Vim IS fancy because its abnormal and tryhard
@@gameacc6079its literally just a text editor lol
I did KDB/Q for 3 years at Thomson Reuters. Crazy stuff.
HOW ARE YOU SO SERIOUS THROUGH THIS WHOLE VIDEO LOLLLL
real cracked dev creates their own db
I just need to become semi cracked!
Fuck I’m a cracked dev based on my setup. I’m also overemployed, all vertical monitors, 3, each above the J’s laptop
the rats running around part made me lol
I’m glad you made the distinction with the windows user having WSL and still using vim keybinds in vscode, I’m not all the way there but I run Cmatrix in my windows terminal 😎
Need some baking soda...mix it up a little, cook it a little...voila! you're cracked
Is this specifically for quant software engineering?
I'm going to start by looking for that headphones at the thrift shop, that should be me way ahead of the game.
Nah we got different definitions of cracked
How can you be a cracked dev if you don't smoke crack?
Quickest easist path for sure. You will fool everyone, it works!
I'm shit at Vim. But it's the only way to check +200M log files output by HFT softwares. :D
is elastic really necessary if you have postgres?
Hey , where can I find good resource or training for Kdb+ ? Kindly suggest.
how much do these cracked devs make ? i am wondering and worried at the same time!
Most cracked devs i know always use C and rarely use C++
Coding Hesoos,
Where did you get that lavender suit from in your display picture?
Straight fuego 🏁
Looks like homme plisse
Issey Miyake
@@CodingJesus Wonderful. Cheers
you dont have leetcode on here because that's already a given, you should have already answered 90% of LC questions to each scratch the surface of this stuff.
will i become a Gen Alpha Quant on solana after this?
I guess I'm more than halfway cracked
It’s true. All of it.
What about ubuntu? And neovim?
I think you're wrong with topics that all advanced developers use Vim. Most of the time they spend on thinking and then they could use VSCode or Clion. Debugging is not always applicable (multithreaded code or embedded).
Not all VIM users are cracked, but all cracked devs are VIM users.
Hey I use Microsoft pc , have a FOLDER for my Microsoft Java , run it in Microsoft ide working in Microsoft office, how can I make it to being cracked
That setup will never be cracked. It’s a normie mid setup.
books to be cracked pls?
I'm new here. I'm not sure if this video is serious or joking. Can anyone clarify?
This is not a joke, if you do/know all that stuff, you are definitely cracked.
Using vim with a split keyboard alone implies many things about you and your skills.
In Hungary we say that a great dev is like a blade ("penge").
I may be cracked
NeoVim btw
> used windows
NGMI
what is the name of the first database? "q and kdb??"
q/KDB+
KDB+ from KX systems with Q language. 👍
This is low-key hilarious
Bro went full crack
If youre running Windows, youre definitely cracked
Did you just completely forget about emacs?! Emacs devs definitely more cracked than the vim tmux devs
so basically primegen
...and you use Windows?
I have a Mac, am I cooked?
You're gaming, I mean playing us🤣🤣
This guy gets it. knowing kdb and Q = cracked
Bro, do you even code ?
you should add one more level of crackness if someone uses arch with window manages like dwm
im cracked out but i dont code.
I'm on crack
I may not be cracked , but I'm definitely on crack right now.
crack helps me a lot with vim
Real programmers do use vim and not neovim. 😅
ez just have no life, stare at the computer all day.
are HFT really using gPRC and kafaka? latency will be in ms, not us
HFT is just a subset of Quant. Quant is a lot larger than that.
YES, HFT uses these as you need to feed data to various sub systems down the line for statistics, reporting, etc.
This is a joke right?
Nope
C++ : core development, some firms use JAVA or Rust
Python : research and quick analysis (like split traded volume per product, per tenor, per exchange, per trader ID...) and automation of "daily dynamic" variables used for trading
Vim : all log files are very big and you can't really handle them without Vim / Emacs. They might not be super hard to navigate (just go to the end or find the pattern you want) but you just can't manipulate them with VSCode, Notepad or Excel (yikes !)
KDB : Basically it's the C++ of databases, you do operations on columns super super fast. To give you an example, there are 10 millions of updates a day on the US 10Y future order book so you can't use Python
Grafana : "Nooo exchange B has a big latency ! Shit product Z feed is completely off !" (usually an accident)
Redhat : the only licence with a commercial support. Otherwise you better have a bearded Debian guru at your workplace
Docker : basically a VM with the virtual version of Python the firm uses for production, this version doesn't include your billions of DS/custom optimization libs you download for your analysis
sigma
university teaches nth on these
Not enough nuance between cracked and larp fr
This whole crackedness is so cringe, I laughed so hard at how he can keep a serious face.
First they cringe, then they mock, then they ask “How did you become so cracked?”
crack is wack. don't do drugs kids.
lmao this is hilarious
tell me this is satire
It sucks to be in frontend where all I use is WPF.
WPF is cracked ui
LONG $U
hehe
lmaoo
Lmao 😂
Lol def not cracked
the stupidest video yet my dude
this is so stupid!
Hon, how I know you spewed a bunch a nonsense!? You put the message broker in one category with the message encoding and the transport protocol!
Everyone knows protobuf is encoding and gRPC is transport. If I need to spell that out for you, or if you think I need to make this distinction, it’s probably because you’re not cracked.
I code in notepad and no1 can stop me lmao
protobuf is amazing