The Wonder Twins | Chapo Trap House | Episode 576 FULL

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

Комментарии • 64

  • @SchlockGoblin
    @SchlockGoblin 3 года назад +28

    pete making chasten give up being a middle school drama teacher to be unemployed in DC is easily his greatest crime

    • @Fluxquark
      @Fluxquark 3 года назад +3

      Counterpoint: The major Pete dance

    • @laughingoctopus6550
      @laughingoctopus6550 Год назад +1

      Counter counter point: literally ethnic cleaning black neighborhoods as mayor was pretty cringe

  • @lennono88
    @lennono88 2 года назад +9

    He says "I love pivot tables", not dinner tables. Which is a function you can do on Excel, so it's kinda worse

  • @DimiShimi
    @DimiShimi 3 года назад +11

    24 minutes in, I realized that presidential elections have more in common with fashion pageants than any classical idea of democracy.

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 3 года назад +7

    I hope your right about the documentarians understanding the task they were given. Because then it could be a brilliant documentary about how the liberal media manufacters candidates.

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 3 года назад +6

    49:32
    Get in the fucking robot Chasten!

  • @SchlockGoblin
    @SchlockGoblin 3 года назад +6

    the difference between obama and pete is that obama at least pretended to have ideas and beliefs and thoughts before taking office, pete decided that what got obama elected the first time around was retroactively the way he acted in office

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 3 года назад +17

    I don't care who Pete or Kamala are or do but I still listened to it all because my life is just that empty.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 3 года назад +6

    Felix you sick unfiltered fuck I love ya

  • @matttriano
    @matttriano 3 года назад +5

    FYI Chauncey Gardner is main character's name in BEING THERE

  • @kingofsting19
    @kingofsting19 3 года назад +13

    I get the bragging rights of having been vindicated that Pete was never going to be a threat, which I mostly attributed to being from Indiana, having been to South Bend multiple times for Notre Dame football, and not having heard a single thing about Pete until he was fronted for the primary. Mike Pence is so dry he makes Ben Stein look like Goldust and he was still vastly more talked about, *and adept at speaking to a crowd,* than Pete is.
    That said, it's a hollow victory for which I can take no lap, because the single strongest emotion I've had about Mayor Butt, which has remained unchanged to this day, is just sheer anger at the fact that he was just blatantly forced onto the national stage without the slightest patina of an excuse for why he should be seen as anything other than a glorified intern. Him being in the primary and talked about as a potential front runner, let alone someone who could've beaten Donald Trump, would be like if you were playing Pokemon, caught a random Rattata in the tall grass, fed him enough rare candy to get to level 30, and then said: "I think he's ready to take on the Elite Four."
    Edit: Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who just felt terrible for Chasten. I sympathize being a queer person and lifelong Hoosier. Honestly, this movie does have one weirdly specific kind of gay representation, in that 90% of gay people in the Midwest act completely identical to how straight suburban liberals do. I've met so many gay families from all over the Midwest, and unless they were just straight up leftists, the most uniquely gay thing about them was being *really* into Christmas decorations.

    • @Fuwuzworsh
      @Fuwuzworsh 3 года назад

      Not a threat yeah yeah, what happens when it’s him verses Trump, and everyone says you eat babies if you don’t vote for him? Yeah…that’s happening

  • @friendoftheshow8117
    @friendoftheshow8117 3 года назад +6

    I have a good feeling about this one

  • @0The_Farlander0
    @0The_Farlander0 7 месяцев назад +1

    Pete is not a person. He's the purest manifestation of the philosophical zombie concept. He isn't alive, he's not a real human being, but every impulse that comes from whatever exists behind his eyes puts forth the illusion of a normal, functional human being. If you bisected him, he'd be layer upon layer of dermis all the way down. He'd scream, because that's what a human would do in that scenario, but it wouldn't mean anything. He wouldn't be feeling any pain, just behaving like a being that does.

  • @debrasue2793
    @debrasue2793 3 года назад +4

    chasten would have been the real dark horse candidate of 2020

    • @bb-zr2tv
      @bb-zr2tv 3 года назад

      Chasten 2024

  • @David-tl6ix
    @David-tl6ix Год назад +2

    1:02:31 lol @ Matt referring to Martin from the Simpsons by his full name

  • @Bpinator
    @Bpinator 3 года назад +4

    Thank you Felix

  • @BiancaTallarico
    @BiancaTallarico 3 года назад +4

    Guys don't go to Buffalo just go a little north of Buffalo to Niagara. It's more convenient when you want to take a barrel over the falls when all hope is lost.

  • @unspeakablescourge
    @unspeakablescourge 3 года назад +7

    Liz needs to send Pete out into nature with some psychedelics to become a person. Currently if Pete were to take off his mask there is no face underneath.

    • @monsignorerasmus.6441
      @monsignorerasmus.6441 2 года назад

      He would go on a nonstop killing fest and would finally be apprehended covered in blood trying to summon Yog Soggoth

  • @QuinnShiHuangDi
    @QuinnShiHuangDi 3 года назад +3

    all timer. Felix is back on the board after the Pritzker and Adams riff

  • @GrinninPig
    @GrinninPig 3 года назад +11

    I mean, in all seriousness, all things come to an end.. even the sun will burn out eventually. I hate to see our species destroy itself and all around it, it kills me that we will ruin our planet for ourselves and countless other lifeforms. But it is going to end one day, regardless of how hard we try, and I think I'm finally coming to terms with that. Even find it a bit comforting.

    • @debrasue2793
      @debrasue2793 3 года назад +9

      wait, you mean to tell me that we **can't** just infinite growth our way out of heat death???

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 Год назад

      We have a billion yrs yet before the sun makes the switch from fusing hydrogen to helium and expands to swallow the earth, my dude. No need going into that good night just yet.

  • @sinitassu
    @sinitassu 3 года назад +3

    Joe's black shirts would be Joe's Bland Shorts

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 3 года назад +5

    Saddest date night ever 🍧

  • @harperna3938
    @harperna3938 3 года назад +11

    it's a stale observation, but pete really is just the iowan patrick bateman: a gay man whose soul has been eaten inside-out by senseless, unfettered aspiration.

  • @brendancostello9777
    @brendancostello9777 3 года назад +2

    "You're giving them all straight lines..." Doesn't the Alan Alda character in *Crimes and Misdemeanors* say something like that? (Part of his speech where he explains that *Oedipus* is really a tragedy....)

  • @azure5644
    @azure5644 3 года назад +1

    That opening bit from Felix is oddly specific

  • @johnanderson8714
    @johnanderson8714 3 года назад +3

    Here in BFLO waiting boys...

  • @ThatsWhatUCallClass
    @ThatsWhatUCallClass 3 года назад +4

    Lol now I know I'm watching too much Chapo because I am now actually starting to co Vince myself an Adams-Pritzker ticket would dominate the national elections

  • @bgiv2010
    @bgiv2010 3 года назад +3

    Isn't the "Third Coast"... The Gulf Coast?

  • @blassezfaire9940
    @blassezfaire9940 3 года назад +2

    Swagless is the name of my new mixtape..the boys are back in town
    Lmao can we get chasten on the podcast so we can sus this out

  • @kurks001
    @kurks001 3 года назад +2

    Here for grey duvet December

  • @ryancooper118
    @ryancooper118 3 года назад +1

    Pete was one of the front runners because he's basically the opposite of Trump. It's also why he didn't win, because you need to at least have *some* charisma.

  • @Backinblackbunny009
    @Backinblackbunny009 Год назад

    I told mayo peet to do his job and wal k in front of a train. He did the blank robot face.

  • @Inivican
    @Inivican 3 года назад

    38:24 - 38:30 ??
    I am confused

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 3 года назад +3

    Algorithm

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Год назад

    38:25

  • @z4chs774
    @z4chs774 3 года назад

    I’m from less then an hour away from south bend this whole area of the country is not able to be saved Indiana is on fire and not like how California is

  • @mazurbeem
    @mazurbeem 3 года назад +3

    idk guys

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 3 года назад +3

    Kamala is based idk what you guys are on about.

  • @Joebethere7
    @Joebethere7 3 года назад +1

    Buffalo is the second greatest city in New York State. Great food, architecture, parks, sports and the people are friendly and helpful

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 3 года назад +5

    Hi bring back Virgil

    • @blassezfaire9940
      @blassezfaire9940 3 года назад +1

      Do miss his grounded takes

    • @Kradiancy
      @Kradiancy 3 года назад +5

      Virgil got cancelled, he's gonzo.

    • @tonycampbell1424
      @tonycampbell1424 3 года назад +1

      @@Kradiancy
      Why? I heard nothing about it, just that it was a thing that happened.

    • @Kradiancy
      @Kradiancy 3 года назад +1

      @@tonycampbell1424 Allegedly sexting/facetiming with an underage girl a few years back, who came out on twitter about it. I don't know what the verdict is from other Chapo members but he's been silent online for months AFAIK.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 3 года назад +2

      He's Chapo's first libertarian

  • @philesq9595
    @philesq9595 3 года назад +1

    Low energy. Sad.