@@rogueraven4817 Bo Burnham seems to have made up the expression - meaning there's no way to come out of the closet, bc he's not gay, but everyone assumes he's just in denial (stuck/ locked in the closet)
@@senhoritinha ı'm not sure but ı thouht that was in a sexual way you know the way he walk like you can understand that if he slept someone or not with this way
@@senhoritinha The word that rhymes with "walk" is "cock" so the joke was that you expect them to say it and instead they say "boys" which is basically the same thing. The way he walks is also a running joke about him being bowl-legged, that he doesn't even walk straight.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - "Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!" *cut to Castiel looking at Dean like 'Oh, you poor sad human, you still haven't caught on yet have you?'* "Bible Camp" *cut to Castiel putting his hand on Dean's shoulder* "I'm not gay, I swear!" *cut to Dean nodding furiously* This is just, like, the best thing I've ever seen. My ribs are aching from laughing so hard, this is definitely getting infinite thumbs up from me!!!
The fact of the matter is Dean can't come out to himself. His family know he's Bi and they don't care but Dean, for whatever reason, can't accept that (his fucking siren was a guy!).
well yeah but his siren (=sam's siren as well) gave him what he wanted: a caring brother.(the siren says so in the car) He didn't fall in love with his siren because it wasn't a girl. Don't get me wrong I'm a huge destiel fan but the siren-episode really only makes dean look even straighter than he already looked^^;
+Nabiya Ri +Nabiya Ri Ooh, well that may seem to be the case, but sexuality is so fluid that you can never know nowadays, eh? Man, the amount of times I've thought a person was straight as a stick but wasn't (among people I know) is too many to count XD
personally, I always felt it was because of John. I mean... I doubt growing up with him as a father would make Dean overly willing to accept that part of himself. (just a theory of course)
As a bisexual, I can totally see bisexual qualities in Dean. Even just the way he presents himself comes across as queer. When I was still in the closet, I would try to overcompensate by being really girly when I really I just wanted to be a tomboy. I see overcompensation in Dean. He acts way too macho and doesn't seem comfortable with that.
"I'm as straight as ramp, unless u count Bible camp" *sees Cas appear behind Dean* LMFAO! Perfs! *loses shit & laughs until cries* sooo perfect. My favorite part, lol! X"D
so, just feeling like I need to throw this out there, by making this video I am not suggesting that Jensen Ackles, a very loving father and husband, is in anyway gay or bi. Also, I think everyone's entitled to an opinion regarding Dean because He's a fictional character and I think it's ok to speculate. This video was made purely for the lawls... that's all. nothing more nothing less, it just made me giggle so I made it.
I agree, I ship Destiel but not Cockles because when people ship it so hard they're just getting carried away. Like, if either of them were bi or gay or unhappy with their partners, don't you think they would divorce them? People are starting to have a hard time figuring out what's real and what's Fanfiction :/
Emily Jayne I feel the need to point out that you can be bi and married to the opposite gender and be a loving parent. I'm not saying Jensen is, I have no idea, but the point stands.
oh yeah, I agree, I just keep getting people yelling at me for saying he's gay. That was really just my obligatory "only doing this for laughs" disclaimer. but an excellent point, thank you!
Ok I lost it at "I'm in the closet and the door is locked" part X'D I will never, ever be able to look at this scene the same way again. One day may come when I stop giggling about this video, but this is definitly not today^^ Thank you !
OOOOKAYYYY! So! I just looked at this and it's over 200,000 views..... WWWWHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!?! I'm blown away that that many people have watched! I know it's not a huge number in the grander scheme of youtube videos, but it's huge to me who has never had a video go over 3,000 until I made this one and my sad destiel one. I'm amazed that even after 2 years I still am getting regular comments and likes. THANK YOU! Seriously, thank you all so much for watching and for your wonderful comments. I'm so glad so many people get a kick out of this!!!
no problem. No need to thank us viewers, it's you who we should be thanking! For making this Awesome video in the 1st place! I can't believe i have never came across this video before but i am glad that i have now! ;) This was a great video! Thank you for making it! :)
This is so funny! you did such a good job with this, I lost it when the song was like 'If I'm gay then god strike me down" and Dean is choking over the sink! XD
yep, it was a very popular fan theory that started after his last scene in season 5. It was the headcannon that he was god, but only recently has been confirmed. honestly, I kinda loved not knowing for sure, but eh... we were right I guess? but yeah the theory has been there since season 5.
Everyone, this is now over 100,000 views and part of me really can't understand why. XD thank you so much for your wonderful comments and for watching this!
I love all the clips you've used;the expressions, the looks, the focus on eyes and I just want to say they don't just work amazingly well, they genuinely look like they're part of the song on purpose. It's crazy good!
2:50 the look on Sam's face Dean- "Even my boyfriend think I'm gay." Sam- "Excuse me? What the hell did you just say, do you realize how weird that sounds, Dean?" Dean- "I thought it was funny, heh, no?" Cas- "I don't understand that reference."
OH MY GOSH I READ THE TITLE AND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF BO'S SONG AND THEN THE PIANO STARTED AND I JUST KNEW. HOLY CRAP YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LIKE SUPERNATURAL AND THEN BO FREAKIN BURNHAM IS PROBABLY THE COMBINATION YOU COULD USE TO KILL ME
Last night, I had a dream where I was in a motel room with Dean and Cas and my friend who's name is Sam. We all sat at the table and ate while just... Talking. Suddenly, this song started to play and Dean, of course, said, "I am not gay!" Then I don't remember a bunch. We were being chased by a monster of some sort... Anyway, Dean and Cas are taken away by the monster and Sam and I are in the Impala trying to get away. It's dark and raining and we're screaming as loud as we can and I started shouting this song. I loved that dream.
Just in case anyone wanted to have the lyrics for whatever reason, here: My Whole Family Thinks I’m Gay Every time I go to dinner, It seems like I’m getting a little bit thinner, I’ll sit down at the breakfast table, I can talk, while they’re not able, But when I look at them I find, There’s a single question on their mind, I wish I could go back to the way it was, It’s not easy now because, My whole family thinks I’m gay, I guess it’s always been that way, Maybe it’s ‘cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like… boys, That I like boy, The goddamn question just won’t go away, And I get asked every single day, But the way they ask it is not a disguise, Like, how was your day, do you like to kiss guys? This is the worst baby, this was my fear, Now their opinions are crystal clear, Because my whole family now is shocked, I’m in the closet and the door is locked, Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway, Now I’m Elton John, My whole family now suspects, Watching Sponge-Bob had side-effects, I’m not gay, and that’s what I said, If I’m gay, hey God, strike me dead, You know, ha ha [choking] …that’s weird… Just ‘cause I’m on the cheerleading team, Or my birthday party had a broad-way theme, When I go outside, what do I see, That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G, Because, I think that God might think I’m gay, What does he know anyway, My grandma gave me a present, Just last year, And the card said, happy birthday queer, My whole family thinks I’m fab, There’s a guys butt, hey Bo, take a stab, Come on, Why doesn’t he get women, There’s no other way, It’s ‘cause I’m lanky, not ‘cause I’m gay, alright, Not ‘cause I’m gay, I don’t mean to yell, but I fear I must, ‘Cause I’m losing the people that I thought I could trust, Because, even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay, just kidding! Ha, heh… You all probably think I’m gay, Man this song is counterproductive, La la la la la la, Because, my whole family thinks I’m gay, What do they know anyway, You gotta look right through the haze, Easy-bake oven was just a phase, My whole family thinks I’m queer, That is all I ever hear, But I’ve been as straight as a ramp, If you don’t count Bible Camp, Bible Camp, I’m not gay I swear…
![Dean Winchester - My Whole family Thinks I’m Gay (Video/Song Request) [AngelDove]](/img/1.gif)
"hey god, strike me dead- *COUGHING*"
THE FACT CHUCK IS BI LMAO
sadgrill the fact that Chuck was God came out in fucking 2015... a whole YEAR after this video. I can't.
Samuel
Whoever made this is a prophet of the lord.
@@juno9607 Rob Benedict confirmed it way back in 2010
@@redcowcat8705 wait really?
even his boyfriend thinks he's gay huh i wonder
at this part i spilled my jucie out 😂😂😂
why tho
Wut? He doesn't have one
@@randomepic6204 random epic why would you bring me back here five years later why would you do this to me
what do you mean?
The fact that we have a clip for God thinking Dean is gay is one of the best things I've ever seen.
AGREED, best usage of a Chuck clip in the history of SPN fanvids!-also bonus points for Dean in shorts accompanied by lyric mentioning "cheerleader."
i'm mr meeseeks look at meee
Dean Winchester Need I remind you that you have died more than ANY other character in SPN?
Mr. Meeseeks the prediction is scary. Because Chuck is shown as God in season 11... a whole fucking year after this video was released.
Mr. Meeseeks, Yes, it is XD
"I'm not gay, I swear" yeah, you're bi
No
@@randomepic6204 dude, what's your problem? I literally see you at every single Destiel post, why can't you just let people enjoy what they want to?
@@heather2701 dude I don't care if you see me everywhere, nobody's here to stop someone from enjoying a ship🤦
Btw, why'd you like your own comment?
Fun fact: Jensen was actually a cheerleader
Halle Ludwig Thank you for teaching me this
Halle Ludwig really
Thank you for that fun fact
Halle Ludwig you what now
Halle Ludwig yup
"I'm in the closet and the door is locked " OMG I'M DEAD 😂😂
Could you please explain me this expression? I am not a native speaker and I just don't get it 😬
@@rogueraven4817 Bo Burnham seems to have made up the expression - meaning there's no way to come out of the closet, bc he's not gay, but everyone assumes he's just in denial (stuck/ locked in the closet)
Broken Soul so is Sam and dean every season
"Maybe, it's the way I walk. They think I like... Boys"
Six Shooter "THAT I LIKE BOYS!!"
I did not understood this. Sorry.. english is not my mather language. Can you explain to me?
@@senhoritinha ı'm not sure but ı thouht that was in a sexual way you know the way he walk like you can understand that if he slept someone or not with this way
@@user-ez5fk6cy2x thank you!
@@senhoritinha The word that rhymes with "walk" is "cock" so the joke was that you expect them to say it and instead they say "boys" which is basically the same thing. The way he walks is also a running joke about him being bowl-legged, that he doesn't even walk straight.
The next song is probably:
"The whole country thinks I'm gay" and
"The whole Heaven thinks I'm gay"
XD
nonono "The whole Gospel thinks i'm gay"
Diamond Collie Sally Atoyota this is gospel, for the fallen ones, (ahaha get it because cas) [all think i'm gay]
All of Purgatory thinks I'm gay! They think I may be a fay!
Heaven already ships it, I'm 100% sure, just see Balthazar
Also, all of hell thinks I'm gay.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!" *cut to Castiel looking at Dean like 'Oh, you poor sad human, you still haven't caught on yet have you?'*
"Bible Camp" *cut to Castiel putting his hand on Dean's shoulder*
"I'm not gay, I swear!" *cut to Dean nodding furiously*
This is just, like, the best thing I've ever seen. My ribs are aching from laughing so hard, this is definitely getting infinite thumbs up from me!!!
oh wow! thank you so much!!
Jordanson
Morgana Jordanson ikr lol
"Even my boyfriend thinks i'm gay. Hehe. Just kidding." Priceless 😂😂
The fact of the matter is Dean can't come out to himself. His family know he's Bi and they don't care but Dean, for whatever reason, can't accept that (his fucking siren was a guy!).
well yeah but his siren (=sam's siren as well) gave him what he wanted: a caring brother.(the siren says so in the car) He didn't fall in love with his siren because it wasn't a girl. Don't get me wrong I'm a huge destiel fan but the siren-episode really only makes dean look even straighter than he already looked^^;
+Nabiya Ri +Nabiya Ri Ooh, well that may seem to be the case, but sexuality is so fluid that you can never know nowadays, eh? Man, the amount of times I've thought a person was straight as a stick but wasn't (among people I know) is too many to count XD
***** Well being the Destiel shipper that I am I am totally supporting the idea of Dean being bi ;D
Nabiya Ri
Except that you still can't ignore the underlying sexual nature of sirens.
personally, I always felt it was because of John. I mean... I doubt growing up with him as a father would make Dean overly willing to accept that part of himself. (just a theory of course)
Why does everybody think I'm gay?!
Because you are
Tru
Dean Winchester OTP, hi!
Hi!
+Dean Winchester I felt like I should be leaving a comment here... but, uh there's already a Castiel here. Dean. Provide an explanation please?
Dean has had meaningful relationships with women, but it would really be great if the show made him comfortably bisexual.
Awesome video btw :)
thank you!
As a bisexual, I can totally see bisexual qualities in Dean. Even just the way he presents himself comes across as queer. When I was still in the closet, I would try to overcompensate by being really girly when I really I just wanted to be a tomboy. I see overcompensation in Dean. He acts way too macho and doesn't seem comfortable with that.
***** If we know anything about Dean for sure- is that he's insecure, and that shows way too much in his masculinity. 100% agree, Dean tries too hard.
(DYING)
*whispers* I knew it
this aged poorly
"Maybe the cos of the way I walk makes them think that I like....boys"
I laughed way too fucking much during this. Like oh my god.
XD oh good! lol glad you liked it! :)
Haley Ervin Same omg I love Bo
"I'm as straight as ramp, unless u count Bible camp"
*sees Cas appear behind Dean*
LMFAO! Perfs! *loses shit & laughs until cries*
sooo perfect. My favorite part, lol! X"D
+Blackbird9760 I know, right?! Although I lost it a bit at "I'm in the closet and the door is locked;" this completely broke me! XD
+KnightsaysNi OMFG really? XD
I didn't even notice that! That's perfection!
+Blackbird9760 Wow! thank you both so much!
"If you don't count Bible Camp"
IM DYING
THAT MOMENT WAS TOO PERFECT!
😂😂😃
this is the most important video on the internet
lol! well, that is a lie, but thank you so much for saying so!!! :)
so, just feeling like I need to throw this out there, by making this video I am not suggesting that Jensen Ackles, a very loving father and husband, is in anyway gay or bi. Also, I think everyone's entitled to an opinion regarding Dean because He's a fictional character and I think it's ok to speculate. This video was made purely for the lawls... that's all. nothing more nothing less, it just made me giggle so I made it.
I agree, I ship Destiel but not Cockles because when people ship it so hard they're just getting carried away. Like, if either of them were bi or gay or unhappy with their partners, don't you think they would divorce them? People are starting to have a hard time figuring out what's real and what's Fanfiction :/
Emily Jayne I completely agree. The only time I typically ship actors is when it's a bromance.
Emily Jayne I feel the need to point out that you can be bi and married to the opposite gender and be a loving parent. I'm not saying Jensen is, I have no idea, but the point stands.
oh yeah, I agree, I just keep getting people yelling at me for saying he's gay. That was really just my obligatory "only doing this for laughs" disclaimer. but an excellent point, thank you!
rinrin3331 my bad,i meant to say '/and/ unhappy with their partners'
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
+Anna Lohman THANK YOU!!!!
+Anna Lohman I Agree!!! this is so much for me HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA IKR ITS ACCURATE AF THO
SAME
yeahhh, me toooooo
Bible camp?
so basically a summer with......CASTIEL
DESTIEL CONFIRMED
Im pansexual, and i made myself a new moto based on this song.. "My whole family thinks im straight" and its true
Same
+GabbiGamerz ssssssssssaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee
Same!
Same tho
same here! but. I would've never thought of that haha my thing is since I'm bi is "I'm out like my sexuality half way"
Just the fact that you made a video for Supernatural with this song omg I want to hug you
I am not opposed to hugs! lol
He is. Trust me, I know, he sits in me ALL the time, and talks about his feelings to me.
BO BURNHAM AND DESTIEL, COULD LIFE COULD GET BETTER
TRUE
My whole family thinks I'm straight!
(Bi, Female actually)
THIS WAS THE BEST 4 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
Maya M OH MY GOD!! THANK YOU
You're right. You're not gay. You're bi, Dean.
that's my personal theory
even my boyfriend thinks im gay
Even my girlfriend thinks I'm gay... Oh wait... Shit.
3:27 The way Dean also refers to when Cas had to leave in like season 4 because he was getting too close to Dean as "bible camp"
"Easy bake oven was just a phase"
XD *crying from laughing*
I love how when he said, "Hey, God, strike me dead." There was a little clip of Chuck. Lol
lol yeah, inside fandom joke! XD
When I first read the title I immediately said, "same" xD
lol
I was feelin kinda sad and I was browsing youtube at two this morning and now Im laughing so hard thanks,
you're welcome! glad I could make you smile :)
awe THANKS SO MUCH FOR RESPONDING YOUR LIKE MY HERO
Kaitlin C lol I try to respond when I can :) doesn't always happen but I do my best! I just love you for watching my video!!!!
I recommend this to my friend all of the time
Kaitlin C oh my gosh! thanks so much! :)
DESTIEL
This song + Dean's side obsession with Dr. Sexy = everyone thinks Dean's gay! lol
Though really it's no problem if he is lol
And now we are here and Destiel is canon!!!
"Maybe it's the way i walk that makes them think that i like...........boys"
"maybe is because the way i walk, makes them think i like....boys."
its bible camp that gets me every time i watch this video
lol thanks! I was especially proud of that part XD
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay." *shows Cas*
Me: YYYYYAAAAAASSSSS!
Ok I lost it at "I'm in the closet and the door is locked" part X'D I will never, ever be able to look at this scene the same way again. One day may come when I stop giggling about this video, but this is definitly not today^^
Thank you !
lol thank you so much for watching!!! I'm so happy some else giggled at that as hard as I did when I did it lol
kuragari75
How could I not, I'm in love with this kind of humour XD You're welcome !
OOOOKAYYYY! So! I just looked at this and it's over 200,000 views..... WWWWHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!?! I'm blown away that that many people have watched! I know it's not a huge number in the grander scheme of youtube videos, but it's huge to me who has never had a video go over 3,000 until I made this one and my sad destiel one. I'm amazed that even after 2 years I still am getting regular comments and likes. THANK YOU!
Seriously, thank you all so much for watching and for your wonderful comments. I'm so glad so many people get a kick out of this!!!
no problem. No need to thank us viewers, it's you who we should be thanking! For making this Awesome video in the 1st place! I can't believe i have never came across this video before but i am glad that i have now! ;) This was a great video! Thank you for making it! :)
Castiel Novak hi
jade Winchester hi?👍
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay." The accuracy of that is crazy
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm Gay" omg xD
"its because im lanky not cause im gay, alright?" part. I can actually see dean saying that! And that bible camp part...i just...i can't.
I'm glad you got a kick out of it! lol thanks for watching!
This is the best video ever made by the fandom
omg! thank you!! I'm not sure I believe you, but thank you!!!
After all these years this is still one of my favourite Dean videos.
I was so excited it took me 40 seconds to realize this is Bo Burnham.
NOT THE BIBLE CAMP VERSE CUTTING RIGHT TO CAS 😭😭😭😭 this is gold
"But I've been as straight as a ramp! If you don't count bible camp... *pans to Castiel*"
I SWEAR I CHOKED (*cough* so did Dean *cough*)
Alyssa Blackmire *cough cough * yeah I didn't time that on purpose *cough cough* lol
brilliantly edited and funny as hell im loving chucks cameo as god lol xx
+Cheryl-jayne Gauldie lol thanks! I had to throw that in there, it was too perfect to pass up lol;)
Favorite song, favorite ship...what's not to love?
Best part: "even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay"
And Sam gives him that look "just kidding "😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😂😂
+Anna blake XD yeah I was particularly proud of that one! had to throw a bitchface in somewhere lol. Thank you!
Sam is the og Destiel shipper
BIBLE CAMP IM CRYING
new favorite thing
(although, I'd argue that he's bi)
still, this is an amazing video
I'd argue the same, but the lyrics are what they are lol thank you so much!!!
:) I love that it's widely accepted that Dean definitely isn't straight. I just wish the writers would realize it
This is so funny! you did such a good job with this, I lost it when the song was like 'If I'm gay then god strike me down" and Dean is choking over the sink! XD
+AFrozenSolidAngel thanks! I loved that part:) I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
This is the best thing I've ever seen. I love you for making this. Bless your Destiel shipping soul.
Well this certainly hits different now does it?
God thinks I'm gay.... hahaha.... Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay, just kidding....hahahaha
**clips of Cas showing**
I saw the title and recognized it was bo AND YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW FAST I CLICKED ON THIS
i love how this is from 2014 and whenever god is mentioned there's a picture of Chuck...
On wikia it said he was god
+Destiel Forever but since when? on the show we only found out about it this season
yep, it was a very popular fan theory that started after his last scene in season 5. It was the headcannon that he was god, but only recently has been confirmed. honestly, I kinda loved not knowing for sure, but eh... we were right I guess? but yeah the theory has been there since season 5.
wow interesting! i didnt know that..
Definitely Dean's song XD the whole fandom family and angel family and brother family thinks he's gay
I showed this to my friend and she stood up and yelled, "BULLSHIT!" So yup.😆
haha, this was great! :D the clips fit so perfectly! good job :)
lol thank you! I tried!
LITERALLY CRYING BECAUSE BIBLE CAMP
The fact that I can hear these clips
Lol Jensen Ackles was actually on the cheerleading team in high school 😂
Everyone, this is now over 100,000 views and part of me really can't understand why. XD thank you so much for your wonderful comments and for watching this!
I shit you not, there have been days I have played this on repeat when I'm feeling down.
+Eve Sav wow! thank you!
+AuntieUncleCas this is brilliant that's why!!
OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS!!! This is one of the best (funny) supernatural videos i have EVER seen!
“If I’m gay god strike me dead” HEAT OF THE MOMENT!
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay" XD
haha! yeah I was probably too proud of that part!
God the Helltus always brings out the best in the SPNFamily!
Whenever I'm feeling down, I just come to this video and BAM! Instantly happy!
I'm crying. Perfect timing with the scenes!
+faithfuller16 thank you!
I love all the clips you've used;the expressions, the looks, the focus on eyes and I just want to say they don't just work amazingly well, they genuinely look like they're part of the song on purpose. It's crazy good!
Thank you so much! I did my best! that means a lot that you would notice the things I tried to line up, thank you so much!
"even my boyfriend thinks im gay" xD
2:50 the look on Sam's face
Dean- "Even my boyfriend think I'm gay."
Sam- "Excuse me? What the hell did you just say, do you realize how weird that sounds, Dean?"
Dean- "I thought it was funny, heh, no?"
Cas- "I don't understand that reference."
OH MY GOSH I READ THE TITLE AND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF BO'S SONG AND THEN THE PIANO STARTED AND I JUST KNEW. HOLY CRAP YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LIKE SUPERNATURAL AND THEN BO FREAKIN BURNHAM IS PROBABLY THE COMBINATION YOU COULD USE TO KILL ME
quick question...who is Bo?
Jordynne Walker haha, Bo Burnham. He's a musical comedian and as you probaby guessed, the one who wrote this song
BEST SONG EVER
Bless this. It's perfection
I love Sams' face at "even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay! Haha just kidding " and Sam is just sitting there and looking at him like 'no you're not '
Last night, I had a dream where I was in a motel room with Dean and Cas and my friend who's name is Sam. We all sat at the table and ate while just... Talking. Suddenly, this song started to play and Dean, of course, said, "I am not gay!" Then I don't remember a bunch. We were being chased by a monster of some sort... Anyway, Dean and Cas are taken away by the monster and Sam and I are in the Impala trying to get away. It's dark and raining and we're screaming as loud as we can and I started shouting this song. I loved that dream.
Moose and Squirrel Collins I wish my dreams were that awesome! haha!
this is the best video on the internet
Haha, debatable but thank you!
Just in case anyone wanted to have the lyrics for whatever reason, here:
My Whole Family Thinks I’m Gay
Every time I go to dinner,
It seems like I’m getting a little bit thinner,
I’ll sit down at the breakfast table,
I can talk, while they’re not able,
But when I look at them I find,
There’s a single question on their mind,
I wish I could go back to the way it was,
It’s not easy now because,
My whole family thinks I’m gay,
I guess it’s always been that way,
Maybe it’s ‘cause of the way that I walk,
Makes them think I like… boys,
That I like boy,
The goddamn question just won’t go away,
And I get asked every single day,
But the way they ask it is not a disguise,
Like, how was your day, do you like to kiss guys?
This is the worst baby, this was my fear,
Now their opinions are crystal clear,
Because my whole family now is shocked,
I’m in the closet and the door is locked,
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway,
Now I’m Elton John,
My whole family now suspects,
Watching Sponge-Bob had side-effects,
I’m not gay, and that’s what I said,
If I’m gay, hey God, strike me dead,
You know, ha ha [choking]
…that’s weird…
Just ‘cause I’m on the cheerleading team,
Or my birthday party had a broad-way theme,
When I go outside, what do I see,
That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G,
Because, I think that God might think I’m gay,
What does he know anyway,
My grandma gave me a present,
Just last year,
And the card said, happy birthday queer,
My whole family thinks I’m fab,
There’s a guys butt, hey Bo, take a stab,
Come on,
Why doesn’t he get women,
There’s no other way,
It’s ‘cause I’m lanky, not ‘cause I’m gay, alright,
Not ‘cause I’m gay,
I don’t mean to yell, but I fear I must,
‘Cause I’m losing the people that I thought I could trust,
Because, even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay, just kidding! Ha, heh…
You all probably think I’m gay,
Man this song is counterproductive,
La la la la la la,
Because, my whole family thinks I’m gay,
What do they know anyway,
You gotta look right through the haze,
Easy-bake oven was just a phase,
My whole family thinks I’m queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I’ve been as straight as a ramp,
If you don’t count Bible Camp,
Bible Camp,
I’m not gay I swear…
Thanks bruh 🤣
THIS IS PERFECT
BO BURHAM AND SPN IN ONE VIDEO
ikr
I'm glad you like it!
*chokes on own spit*
"Maybe because its the way I walk they think I like...boys" I love this, great song, and voice!! Very comical. :)
This is my favorite Supernatural video ever, all others can go home. It's just that flawless.
Although… I don't think he meant it literally, Chuck.
"if I'm gay- hey god, strike me dead!"
*Current God, who is his his son:* 0_o
Over two years later and I came back to watch this. You did an amazing job on this. #DestielFTW lol
Omg the timing of the clips... this is so perfect. I love this so much.
+Amelia Novak thanks so much!
Lol "Bible camp" - it's like this song was written for Dean!
+LeighMariana XD I thought so! thanks!
So I was loving the piano riff at the beginning, then he started singing, and I DIED
lol I know he makes it sound all pretty and serious and then you're just like.... wait...
And like Lucifer cast down to hell,
I fell to the deepest pits of the fandom.
the best song this year try to get the signatures to peoples choice 1 woooo !!!!!!!
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
+Marissa Thompson thanks!
Oh my god XD Laughed my ass off, haha. It's truly amazing!
HILARIOUS! Thank you so much for making this video, it's perfect. :D
This is the best ever