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  • @TerraTheIdiot
    @TerraTheIdiot 3 месяца назад +1819

    "I am he"🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Banger introduction

    • @RagBrokeHisThumb
      @RagBrokeHisThumb 3 месяца назад +46

      Oh great god of the comment section, when will Matt rose collaborate with remake

    • @gavriepage7951
      @gavriepage7951 3 месяца назад +73

      He's him

    • @Cade_The_Squirrel
      @Cade_The_Squirrel 3 месяца назад +79

      Jesus literally introduces himself with his pronouns.

    • @galaxytaba4640
      @galaxytaba4640 3 месяца назад +27

      he is he

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 3 месяца назад +15

      In the orignal language pronouns were not gender specific.

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 3 месяца назад +827

    10:31 Fun Fact: When Charles Darwin discovered a parasitic wasp, he questioned if God was actually loving and kind. What kind of loving and kind God would allow a wasp that reproduces by laying eggs in a living caterpillar so that the larvae can eat the caterpillar from the inside out when they hatch to exist?

    • @tumblingdryer8887
      @tumblingdryer8887 3 месяца назад +99

      Considering the unluck that comes to people along with crazy minute details found in chemistry, biology and physics, there’s just no reason I can find to believe in a god..

    • @emoryparvin3448
      @emoryparvin3448 3 месяца назад +32

      ​@tumblingdryer8887 This isn't the world that God created. Humansruined that when we fell for temptation and ate the fruit of knowledge. The world in the Garden of Eden was perfect; no diseases, no deadly animals, and no birth defects. God accepted the decision of Adam and Eve, leading to all the nasty things you talk about. You mentioned crazy minute details in chemistry and physics, do you think all of those specific details are all just completely random chance? Do you think it's more logical to believe that all of the intricate details of life (beyond just chemistry and physics), like the human nervous system or the complex anatomy of animals is all just random chance? Or is it more logical to think that a being beyond us designed it all in his image?

    • @jacksonmartin7864
      @jacksonmartin7864 3 месяца назад +52

      @@emoryparvin3448see this is where I’m confused if birth defects are supposed to be “bad” then why do we have different skin, hair, eyes colors? They were defects at one point but they aren’t bad ones.

    • @Arnos-jt4qn
      @Arnos-jt4qn 3 месяца назад +23

      You see because god is an asshole if he was loving and kind the prayers he received each day would be none

    • @emoryparvin3448
      @emoryparvin3448 3 месяца назад +20

      @@jacksonmartin7864 those birth defects aren't bad things, they make us all individual. The defects i was referring to are things like mitochondrial disorders, or babies born with addictions from mothers. I apologize if it seemed like I was including our individual differences as birth defects.

  • @acheronbutler
    @acheronbutler 3 месяца назад +167

    55:13 Woman here. No. I couldn't care less of you only have ten outfits that you have been wearing since the seventh grade. Just like men, many women believe that it's wasteful to wear an item once and then ditch it. Personally, I'll never even understand the whole "last season" crap. Support your local small businesses or buy second hand. There's some really nice stuff to be found in a boutique or a thrift store.

    • @venomgaming7014
      @venomgaming7014 22 дня назад +3

      Preach. I get weeks, sometimes months out of a single piece…of pyjamas.

    • @lucituci97
      @lucituci97 13 дней назад

      Yeah, this isn’t even about gender. Your average person wouldn’t care less if you wear the same thing countless times, thats why we wash clothes.

    • @Magpiebard
      @Magpiebard 4 дня назад

      @@venomgaming7014 You too, huh. I have almost reduced my closet down to my 'work pjs' and my 'I really would prefer to be naked but the neighbors complain when I go get my mail pjs.'

  • @timburlingame5893
    @timburlingame5893 3 месяца назад +635

    All of humanity was a mistake, Robin

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 3 месяца назад +18

      Most* but the most is so big it might as well be all TBH

    • @leylanibunni
      @leylanibunni 3 месяца назад +8

      Need I remind you that the typical method for rodents and other types of non-quality spawn to reproduce focuses more on how many offspring can be created at a time usually rather than the quality

    • @blender_777
      @blender_777 3 месяца назад +4

      he knows

    • @xotlxoltyna
      @xotlxoltyna 3 месяца назад +3

      @@blender_777 humanity WAS a mistake? humans are still around, right?

    • @blender_777
      @blender_777 3 месяца назад +6

      @@xotlxoltyna yeah making humanity was a mistake

  • @yeezoyoutube
    @yeezoyoutube 3 месяца назад +233

    22:03 Jack was so enamored by the idea of a homeless sesame Street character that he started turning into Elmo!

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer 3 месяца назад +67

    4:14 Counterpoint: If he has an old phone and he's not complaining about it being a slow, obsolete brick, then he's either extremely good with tech, or he has the patience of the gods, probably both tbh, and both of those are green flags.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 3 месяца назад +3

      a person who was never bothered by the connecting noise on dial up!

    • @scyfrix
      @scyfrix 3 месяца назад +2

      Or it just hasn't broken yet, so why replace it?
      It's a smartphone that's not even a decade old, it's hardly obsolete if the most demanding thing you're doing with it is occasionally watching Netflix.

    • @therealloganyt237
      @therealloganyt237 2 месяца назад +1

      Even an iPhone 3G is still somewhat usable in 2024

    • @therealloganyt237
      @therealloganyt237 2 месяца назад

      And also who the hell will think badly of someone because of some circuit boards and a screen they use 💀

    • @mossnb
      @mossnb 2 месяца назад

      @@therealloganyt237 and like bro i aint selling my double kidney rgb setup for a phone that bends when it shoudlnt

  • @davidcroucher6262
    @davidcroucher6262 3 месяца назад +163

    21:34 Jack concerned about the scooter on the floor and no one gonna mention the ASSAULT RIFLE in the window?

    • @The_PerfectDark
      @The_PerfectDark 3 месяца назад +13

      America

    • @katskratch99
      @katskratch99 2 месяца назад +2

      Average America sightings

    • @ThePerson-dg6bq
      @ThePerson-dg6bq 2 месяца назад

      problem?

    • @Gliese710_
      @Gliese710_ 2 месяца назад

      Hate to be that guy, but it’s not an assault rifle, it’s an AR-15 (AR stands for Armalite, not assault rifle) and in order for it to be an assault rifle, it’d have to be full auto, and if it is, that illegal and hard to do without the proper parts. (Which are also illegal)

    • @davidcroucher6262
      @davidcroucher6262 2 месяца назад

      @@Gliese710_ We all hate for you to be that guy too.

  • @RammerHammer
    @RammerHammer 2 месяца назад +28

    10:31 One of the most well known Christian stories is the one about Noah's ark, in which God literally says "well I sure fucked up, let's scrap the first draft and start over." HE ADMITTED HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!

    • @christophersamueldearlysih262
      @christophersamueldearlysih262 Месяц назад

      You forgot one thing, you know why the story was called "Noah's Ark"?. He literally saved like every animal x2 and also saved Noah's family (because they were the only people that weren't demented as hell.) And you know what happened? Everything went back to normal and he didn't do it again. Though he said he regretted his decision, he was still merciful enough to save at least enough humans to revitalize the earth.

    • @gen169
      @gen169 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@christophersamueldearlysih262And who will Noah's descendants mate with? If I correctly recall all of his children are male who have wives. so the only genetic pool that would remain are those of Noah's. Which would mean that a good portion of his descendants will have some sort of mental/physical abnormalities. Which is a far worse fate than just drowning to death

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 17 дней назад

      ​@@christophersamueldearlysih262merciful is a bit overrated when he still kills 99% of everything.

  • @innocentranger815
    @innocentranger815 3 месяца назад +138

    Ben Shapiro is the embodiment of small dog energy. Always yapping but any real push back and they cry back to safety.

    • @nilzakindigo
      @nilzakindigo 3 месяца назад +18

      Ben Shitperro

    • @supersillysammy272
      @supersillysammy272 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@nilzakindigo Funny since perro means dog in Spanish

    • @user-iz3su9xv6r
      @user-iz3su9xv6r 3 месяца назад +1

      Ben Shapiro made some really valid points in video "Ben Shapiro smacks down black lies matter"

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 2 месяца назад +4

      @@user-iz3su9xv6r Uh oh, a fanboy made it in here

    • @ubyt611
      @ubyt611 2 месяца назад

      I thought you said small dong energy
      which would also work out

  • @JuanRodriguez-ce8vs
    @JuanRodriguez-ce8vs 3 месяца назад +109

    1:12 If they'd actually like it, they wouldn't be complaining about it. On another note, if I got charged $105 for nails they better set me up with Wolverine claws.

    • @makaiwise4609
      @makaiwise4609 3 месяца назад +12

      Also, the dude just said that because that’s all he thinks it takes to be cute. She can do what she wants, but that means she’s actively choosing a more expensive route

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 3 месяца назад +6

      You know liking something doesn't mean you have to enjoy every single aspect of it and can never say anything bad about it

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 2 месяца назад +5

      ​​@@makaiwise4609 Yes, he was probably being a bit ignorant...but I also think he was talking about overweight people, mostly women, trying to "compensate" with hairstyles, long nails, lashes...when going to the gym and eating a bit healthier (not even talking about a diet) could achieve much of the beauty standard they're trying to reach.

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@operatorchakkoty4257 ...You do realise that all costs the same regardless of weight, and that women aren't 'trying to compensate' by doing things they like? yeah i agree it can be a waste of money, but if you Have the extra cash and enjoy how it looks, why not?

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 Месяц назад +1

      @@madsfiedler3884 I'm specifically talking about overweight women doing all those things to look prettier...anything but jogging, to quote a British comedian.

  • @ppenelopee
    @ppenelopee 3 месяца назад +168

    i understand wigs being so expensive or costing more BUT WHY EVERYTHING ELSEEE😭😭

    • @jackarock6425
      @jackarock6425 3 месяца назад +9

      Why use wigs at all just to cover up your already existing hair(not saying your doing so lol).

    • @ppenelopee
      @ppenelopee 3 месяца назад

      @@jackarock6425 some ppl are alergic to hair dye or have alopecia

    • @ppenelopee
      @ppenelopee 3 месяца назад

      @@jackarock6425 also sometimes u can just have it for special events but some ppl like to wear them all the time lol

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 3 месяца назад +18

      ​@@jackarock6425 Well, if your hair looks awful no matter what you do with it or you don't have much or no hair at all you do need a wig.

    • @jackarock6425
      @jackarock6425 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Grey_Warden_Invasion then you embrace the baldism.

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail 3 месяца назад +27

    22:20 Dude, the trashcan is Oscar's porch, he has a mansion that is under most of the street... he has his own **bowling alley** down there

    • @Morna777
      @Morna777 3 месяца назад +6

      Another theory is that Oscar is a disgruntled time lord. The can seems to be bigger on the inside.

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 3 месяца назад +116

    People who say “(name) doesn’t use pronouns!” Definitely didn’t graduate elementary school… or whichever grade does basic grammar

    • @Anon1234goatofDOOM
      @Anon1234goatofDOOM 3 месяца назад +7

      Preschool/kindergarten

    • @Creativehandle908
      @Creativehandle908 2 месяца назад +12

      some guy: "schools should ban pronouns because I want them to!1!"
      "Hi, the person speaking is Steve. The speaker drives a car. The aforementioned car is in a tree. The speaker's name is not actually Steve. The speaker doesn't approve of the person's decision to remove pronouns as said decision would only lengthen sentences, as shown here."

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 Месяц назад +4

      my english-major mother may be a raging queerphobe, but she Has never said this. if she can believe im not real and also not butcher the english language, they can do it to! xD

  • @luistigerfox
    @luistigerfox 3 месяца назад +38

    Calling Lauren Boebert "Klannie Oakley" I'm fuckin dead. lmao.

    • @luna_nova_09
      @luna_nova_09 21 день назад

      Time stamp?
      Edit: nvm it’s 11:26

  • @TomAdo-ot4ci
    @TomAdo-ot4ci 3 месяца назад +32

    10:45 Christian here, nobody said your a mistake. God loves equally and every human has worth. Love your vids btw

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits Месяц назад +1

      Thank you man exactly

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster Месяц назад

      I am atheist

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits Месяц назад

      @@Thepluhmaster thats ypur decicion to make me personaly my life ia way better with god in it i feel like i have a purpose

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster Месяц назад

      @@Razink_edits ok

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits Месяц назад

      @@Thepluhmaster not tryna convert u or some shit but i just wanna tell u my reasoning

  • @fortisch
    @fortisch 3 месяца назад +30

    8:50 I'm a 1,81 cm tall dude and I called people alot of times while going in to their block. I live in a very safe city and It's normal to be scared at night going home. I'm not mistrusting everyone but people can be unpredictable, so making sure feels good.

    • @Keksemann666
      @Keksemann666 3 месяца назад

      Im 1,93 and same, although i just mistrust everyone

    • @CodeNascher_
      @CodeNascher_ 3 месяца назад +8

      1.81 cm??
      man, you tiny

    • @remixgameyt1172
      @remixgameyt1172 3 месяца назад +6

      Bro is smallest person ever💀

    • @fortisch
      @fortisch 3 месяца назад

      @@remixgameyt1172 nah its fine here, thanks.

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 3 месяца назад

      @@CodeNascher_ no , 181cm, which is nearly 2m (1.8m)

  • @TheAdarkerglow
    @TheAdarkerglow 2 месяца назад +10

    The 'wears the same thing twice' thing makes me think of that one Seinfeld episode, where the girl he was dating only wore (and apparently owned) one dress (though it was actually many copies of the exact same dress).

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 месяца назад +7

    34:20 it is discouraging when you find out two people (usually actors) spend years together making a show, but never ended up forming a friendship really makes you wonder what happened.

  • @duckdev9447
    @duckdev9447 3 месяца назад +46

    "No balls no opinion" 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @NexusBlueGuest_YT
      @NexusBlueGuest_YT 2 месяца назад

      Women crying rn

    • @Cute_Scam_Likely
      @Cute_Scam_Likely 2 месяца назад +6

      So it should be the same for men, right? No uterus, no opinions? Keeping our opinions to our respective gender.

    • @AlyaAdrianna-nk2tx
      @AlyaAdrianna-nk2tx Месяц назад

      ​@@Cute_Scam_Likely true

    • @Shau0812
      @Shau0812 Месяц назад

      ​@@Cute_Scam_Likelymakes sense 👍

  • @Hitwolfofficial
    @Hitwolfofficial 3 месяца назад +58

    Damn those roasts are crazy.

    • @dumbdragon2129
      @dumbdragon2129 3 месяца назад +5

      Just like your mom aha haha:p

    • @Delta._V420
      @Delta._V420 3 месяца назад +4

      just like your dad lmao :p

    • @aunthunt
      @aunthunt 3 месяца назад

      just like your girlfriend in bed lol :p

    • @salvadorllamas568
      @salvadorllamas568 2 месяца назад

      Like your non existent father lol

    • @Hitwolfofficial
      @Hitwolfofficial 2 месяца назад

      @@dumbdragon2129 bruh

  • @MatteoTimpanaro
    @MatteoTimpanaro 3 месяца назад +6

    23:20 "Deaf people prob never heard of em" got me so good 😂😂😂

  • @queenbe420
    @queenbe420 3 месяца назад +127

    No Country for Old Men was 2 hours and 2 minutes long. it's just as long as everything everywhere all at once, but the movie is about ten minutes longer. So not only is Ben Shatpeero a failed screenwriter but he also admits his attention span is as short as he is.

    • @B1n4ryB4stard
      @B1n4ryB4stard 2 месяца назад +7

      Holy hell

    • @jamiethal1319
      @jamiethal1319 2 месяца назад +4

      Everything Everywhere All At Once is nearly 2 and a half hours long. No Country for Old Men probably just FEELS like that.

    • @AjatiMimi
      @AjatiMimi Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jamiethal1319 Don't like the movie, Everything, Everywhere All At Once.

  • @TheChocolateEater
    @TheChocolateEater 25 дней назад +3

    “I’m him”
    “I am him”
    “I he”
    “he is i”
    “hee hee!”*turns into Micheal Jackson*

  • @MikayaAkyo
    @MikayaAkyo 2 месяца назад +20

    Had a friend in what some would call High School
    Religion Class Story
    We had two teachers for the Religion Class, a very open-minded female Teacher and a hardcore Christian male one.
    My friend eventually realized that he was Gay and didn't even attempt to hide it, was very open.
    Nobody gave him a hard time, not even out Religion Teacher (the female one)
    Well EXCEPT the Male Religion Teacher.
    One day we had Religion and found out our regular teacher was sick,
    Jerk-Teacher enters the room and announced that we'll start by praying, then singles out my Gay Friend and tells him to "pray Extra-Hard and maybe God will cure him"
    We rattle through the Prayer and get to the end.
    Teacher: Amen
    Rest of Class: Amen
    My Gay Friend, in the most lewd voice he could muster and as loud as he could: AH~ MEN~
    Half of the class was written up because we almost died laughing XD

    • @mahapatrasohamm
      @mahapatrasohamm 2 месяца назад +1

      An amazing friend.
      Really committed to the role

  • @ImJustAlex_
    @ImJustAlex_ 3 месяца назад +33

    1:01 I totally understand what Robin means, and I do agree, everyone should be allowed to do what they like and shouldn't be shamed, even if you don't like it yourself. But regards to the original comment, I don't think you need to spend THAT much money to be cute.

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 3 месяца назад +4

      You don't "need" to, yes. But it's likely she enjoys the process of getting all dolled up as well as the result

    • @ImJustAlex_
      @ImJustAlex_ 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Akatsuki69387 That is what I meant. If the original poster likes to spend lots of money and likes that, she can do that. But I wanted to add the "you don't need to" part, because, well, you don't need to spend hundreds of money to be cute.

  • @Onyxs-Cavern
    @Onyxs-Cavern 3 месяца назад +35

    Dear Emkay,
    Thank you so much for leaving smiles on all of our faces, for always being there to post the stupid crap other people have posted for our entertainment.
    Dear people,
    Please keep being stupid so we get more Emkay content ❤

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 3 месяца назад +7

    15:24 the emkay editor is a total sassafras and I'm all for it

  • @cheshire_sensei
    @cheshire_sensei 3 месяца назад +12

    I love Robin's rants

    • @Clenner0
      @Clenner0 2 месяца назад +1

      bot bc I seen u before

  • @operatorchakkoty4257
    @operatorchakkoty4257 2 месяца назад +3

    0:57 to quote a certain british comedian: "Big girls, they've always got nice hair, don't they? Nice nails... anything but jogging."
    I think the guy's alluding to the fact that many overweight girls tend to try to compensate with different hair styles and colours, nails, make up, heels...when going to the gym and eating a little healthier (not even talking about a diet) could accomplish much of the beauty standard they're trying to achieve.
    But this is, of course, hard... especially in a country like the USA, with so much unhealthy food so easily available.

  • @321hackertime5
    @321hackertime5 3 месяца назад +8

    3:00 im actuallty running on 0 horus of sleep thank you

    • @ClaytinJvr
      @ClaytinJvr 2 месяца назад

      "horus" 💀
      I understand its a misspelling, but it's the first time I see "hours" misspelled like that. 😂

    • @321hackertime5
      @321hackertime5 2 месяца назад

      @@ClaytinJvr the sleep deprivation is crazy

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb 3 месяца назад +71

    I did the math this comment section is literally 50% bots

    • @dryg00mba
      @dryg00mba 3 месяца назад +12

      Love good ol’ RUclips 😊

    • @andioop7138
      @andioop7138 3 месяца назад +6

      have a nice day! 🌸😁

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 3 месяца назад +7

      Are you sure it’s that low?

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 2 месяца назад

      are you sure?

    • @samwilde8311
      @samwilde8311 2 месяца назад +3

      Dead internet theory has become dead internet fact

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb 3 месяца назад +165

    Robin please stop ranting bro we are here for funnies not angys 🙏
    Edit: I love that everyone committed to the joke in the sub comments

  • @ngalifianakis6893
    @ngalifianakis6893 3 месяца назад +4

    Nah, I remember the Elmo Movie, it may be a trashcan on the outside, but Oscar lowk got the nicest crib of the entire hood

  • @StopMotion-Dann
    @StopMotion-Dann 3 месяца назад +9

    33:50 ask each friend for a dollar and if they are really loyal they will give you it and you get 30 million dollars and 30 million friedns

  • @SrSteve404
    @SrSteve404 3 месяца назад +4

    10:55 I think that the serious answer would be probably because it refers to blowing a flute or a whistle, as in you put your mouth and... You get it.

  • @KitaraFloof
    @KitaraFloof 3 месяца назад +3

    i just realized how old the "moms should skip the coffee shop line" meme is
    thats a tim horton's cup that hasnt beencused since 2012

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +4

    12:18 That weirdo thinking Italy is Mexico perfectly captured everything that is wrong with the American education system.

  • @MrCommentGod
    @MrCommentGod 3 месяца назад +15

    *Timestamps for the video*
    Start: 0:00
    End: 1:50:17

    • @juliabutterfly9568
      @juliabutterfly9568 3 месяца назад +2

      Thank you I was trying so hard to find 0:00

    • @therealms-9320
      @therealms-9320 3 месяца назад +2

      Dude, thank you so much for this. The fact you went to from 0:00 - 1:50:17 to let us know is pure heroism. Thank you and may God Bless your soul.

  • @saberruntv
    @saberruntv 3 месяца назад +5

    The campbell one it's a humorist he always does that.

  • @BassicallyKiyash
    @BassicallyKiyash Месяц назад +1

    Robin is the brennan Lee mulligan of emkay

  • @Sevosine27
    @Sevosine27 3 месяца назад +6

    48:25 The freaking ECHO!

  • @kowaikaiju
    @kowaikaiju 3 месяца назад +2

    All I got from watching this was wanting to give Robin a hug! You're not a mistake! 😂😭

  • @plague_doctor-scp-049
    @plague_doctor-scp-049 3 месяца назад +3

    its scary how remarkably similar some people last name are to mine but never the same
    -adkins (seen in this vid)
    -atkins (seen on a gravestone next to my grandads)
    -atkin (seen on a trip on a gravestone with beavers (UK club type thing for kids))
    and so much more

  • @lukasoverbeck2
    @lukasoverbeck2 3 месяца назад +2

    As someone from Spokane every time EmKay brings up he’s from here I get shocked then I remember I’ve heard that many times. 😂

  • @mathildaandersson1341
    @mathildaandersson1341 3 месяца назад +3

    21:29 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOBS ARNT TRIANGULAR?!?!?!
    42:15 This sounds like something you’d find on the strange(er) part of ao3.

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 22 дня назад

    i just love the insult "dork ass looser" that robin has introduced to me

  • @BryanSchaeber
    @BryanSchaeber 3 месяца назад +5

    "Jesus christ didnt have pronouns"
    My brother in christ, jesus didnt actually EXIST, hes a storybook character 😂

    • @AURESHION
      @AURESHION 3 месяца назад +2

      most historians actually agree that he most likely did exist.

    • @Morna777
      @Morna777 3 месяца назад +4

      The person who walked on water and turned water into wine is most likely an invention, but a person called Yeshua of Nazareth did exist in the ancient near East according to most historians.

    • @sboxes4021
      @sboxes4021 Месяц назад

      What part of the video did you find it

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 22 дня назад

    2:16 DiCaprio catching strays when he's nowhere near the building 🤣

  • @Nox.x_ART
    @Nox.x_ART 3 месяца назад +3

    I felt fear when I heard a Price impression spout such.. horrifying nonsense. Shook me to my core /hj

  • @Hogrider234
    @Hogrider234 Месяц назад +2

    Italy is does not have a socialist economy. It’s economic system is a mostly free market capitalist country.

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 2 месяца назад +5

    Can we please do European or Indian political banter for a change

  • @Plikus99
    @Plikus99 3 месяца назад +1

    Getting a coors light ad right at 1:42:34 that starts with the words “cold water” was very unexpected, but also very funny

  • @rubivasquez7510
    @rubivasquez7510 3 месяца назад +8

    half the comments are sex bots lmao

  • @redmoonscythe41
    @redmoonscythe41 3 месяца назад +2

    Just realized we're both from Spokane, nice to know someone else loves that little city

  • @danielfolkard-fm2ss
    @danielfolkard-fm2ss 3 месяца назад +3

    21:47 love how the blurred nipples makes it look like he has boobs and they’re in a bra lol

  • @Chop012
    @Chop012 26 дней назад

    31:25 em*sturb*tion c*cklomation is actually hilarious

  • @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H
    @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H 3 месяца назад +3

    4:57 can someone please explain the meaning of this and how it is a clever comeback, I don’t understand what this means

    • @HoppouChan
      @HoppouChan Месяц назад +2

      One of the best indicators of how successful a person is going to be is their ZIP code, since wealthy people tend to congregate together, and wealthy communities have better schools etc

  • @piks2396
    @piks2396 2 месяца назад +2

    1:17:11 jack sounds like alan from smiling friends lmao

  • @Atleasthreecharacters
    @Atleasthreecharacters 3 месяца назад +18

    Fun fact: No one has watched the whole video yet (it has been 26 minutes lol)

    • @LoyalDance
      @LoyalDance 3 месяца назад

      You got me there 😂

    • @dayminder7414
      @dayminder7414 3 месяца назад

      What if you've already seen all the videos in it tho?

    • @SomeRandomKydd
      @SomeRandomKydd 3 месяца назад

      So this only loaded in while I was watching, and I was confused since it was Six hours ago for me

    • @sasugaainz6824
      @sasugaainz6824 3 месяца назад +1

      Editors might have, if only one did it all

    • @sunwinoo-th7ph
      @sunwinoo-th7ph 3 месяца назад

      Attention seeker

  • @snownull7138
    @snownull7138 9 дней назад

    My response to a Karen coming in would be a hearty chuckle then me responding with “Unfortunate, leave”

  • @Sr16vga
    @Sr16vga 3 месяца назад +3

    What's the moaning voice in between? Do y'all hear that too?

  • @SigmaGE
    @SigmaGE 3 месяца назад +2

    Robin, never stop your rants, spittin' facts!

  • @ROWORTcolon3
    @ROWORTcolon3 3 месяца назад +3

    The thumbnail is a screenshot of twitter, not reddit

    • @haycoat9389
      @haycoat9389 3 месяца назад +6

      Yeah and the video is on RUclips, not reddit either! Seems like other social media can appear on other social media! Wow!

    • @ROWORTcolon3
      @ROWORTcolon3 3 месяца назад

      @@haycoat9389 truuueeeeeeeeeeee

  • @snom6403
    @snom6403 2 месяца назад +1

    3:14 10 dollar coffee machine? God I wish

  • @Bayley262
    @Bayley262 3 месяца назад +3

    The amount of bot comments already accounts made 2 hours ago

  • @Clipzyy9401
    @Clipzyy9401 2 месяца назад +1

    7:42 is insanely simple yet way too funny 😆

  • @TheChosenOne442
    @TheChosenOne442 3 месяца назад +3

    1 min gang
    👇

  • @gomploose
    @gomploose 2 месяца назад +2

    1:17 Because she herself is making it about how you look to other people and not how to look to yourself. It would be fine if she did thise for herself to make her feel better but the sole reason she is doing those things is to attract other people with temporary and self depriving objects

  • @thefancy651
    @thefancy651 2 месяца назад +2

    14:25 desire and necessity arent the same thing and people need to accept that

  • @5gld
    @5gld 3 месяца назад +2

    9:37 I actually have 7 outfits that get mixed up everyone in a while, but they’re still relatively always the same. I definitely don’t care if someone wears the same thing twice

  • @loltresx3.059
    @loltresx3.059 20 дней назад +1

    33:46 you can say to all of them "hey can you gave me 2 dollars ?" Now you have 60 million dlls 🤓

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 17 дней назад

    1:56 the fact brown is just a darker orange 😂

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 месяца назад +1

    54:22 I’m extremely introverted, but I still have friends. I have a small group of good friends, and a large group of acquaintances with whom I’m friendly. I’m quiet, shy, reserved and usually not the first one to speak or approach another; however, I am kind; sincere, and have a good sense of humor. I usually won’t talk much around people I’m just meeting, but if they’re around enough, they start getting to know me, and the conversations start. You can absolutely be introverted and still have friends. One can also be an extrovert whom nobody likes.

  • @sciana21
    @sciana21 3 месяца назад +2

    Church of Satan having the greatest comebacks🔥🔥🔥

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 3 месяца назад +2

    Big rule of the internet: learn how you could possibly be roasted for anything you’re about to post

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 3 месяца назад +1

    I think the zip code tweet was in this video four times, the netflix one three times, and so many twice that I lost count

  • @user-he6sx7fv3e
    @user-he6sx7fv3e 3 месяца назад

    BRO
    "pretty bold of you to say that since you got name after the sound a plunger makes" IS INSANE I'D DIE ON THE SPOT

  • @NoneWX
    @NoneWX 22 дня назад

    "No balls, No opinion" is goddamn COR- -FUCKING- -RECT.

  • @shellder_gaming
    @shellder_gaming 6 дней назад

    A little unrelated but i love how Christians say “god works in mysterious ways” when the rest of the family is crying at the loss of the grandpa who died of cancer

  • @elhazthorn918
    @elhazthorn918 3 месяца назад +2

    6:30 I think the reason she got blocked is that she strung him along for two months, when not being ready for a relationship is something you kind of already know beforehand. I've been strung along for three months before and it wasn't a good feeling. A lot of wasted time when you could be spending time with someone who actually is interested.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 3 месяца назад +2

      Depends on what she said and how, though. Not ready for a relationship yet, after two months, or not ready for a relationship this year? My current boyfriend said he wasn’t ready yet when I asked him about it, and then asked me to be his girlfriend three weeks later.

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 2 месяца назад

      @@JasminMiettunen But how does that she said matter though? She didn't say she wasn't ready beforehand, just said she wasn't ready after two months. "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" is much easier than "Let me think about it and let you know a few months down the line."

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 месяца назад

      @@elhazthorn918 it matters if she thought she would be ready for a relationship soon or not. If she meant not yet, maybe in a couple months, you wouldn’t know the exact time you will be ready when you start seeing someone and that’s fine. If she wasn’t ready for a relationship at all, she should’ve made that clear at the start.

  • @ItalianCountryball11
    @ItalianCountryball11 3 месяца назад +1

    5:20
    Obama really roasted that guy. 💀

  • @_Ledoot
    @_Ledoot Месяц назад

    First guy hit us with a dried nervous system

  • @Toastdey
    @Toastdey 17 дней назад +1

    Please try listening to Robin’s Ben Shapiro impression on 2x Speed 😭😭

  • @egalitarius8582
    @egalitarius8582 2 месяца назад +1

    Your hoarding problem isn't superior to my hoarding problem.

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion 3 месяца назад +1

    6:14 Would be even funnier if there was a second reply from Andy to her post just saying, "Except for you".

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 месяца назад +1

    1:55 How does Robin not know what it means? It means the girl and her friend want to a frat party, and the two of them spent the night there (ie hooked up). So she can’t really talk about bad influences or bad behavior

  • @Studip170
    @Studip170 Месяц назад +2

    That re zero bgm 😂

  • @JustSven-st6lg
    @JustSven-st6lg 2 месяца назад

    I think Ben Shapiro is too easy to make a comeback against, he just sets himself up every time

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin 3 месяца назад +1

    Wait a sec, Enoch isn't even a fucking book of the Bible. It's not in religious canon in ANY major Judeo-Christian group. This dude dug through apocrypha to find a book so weird that not even creationists believe it to back up his "point." That's not just stupid, that's ADVANCED idiocy.

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry 3 месяца назад +1

    1:00 he isnt saying its a bad thing that she's using all these things, hes just poking fun at the fact that shes complaining about the price of the products she uses online when there is an easier alternative

  • @AutisticBoardGamer
    @AutisticBoardGamer 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm a man and I don't feel safe walking around at night. This is America, guns are everywhere.

  • @catakuri6678
    @catakuri6678 2 месяца назад +2

    1:00:43 i can't believe this is still a problem in 2066...

  • @ACowardlyCheese
    @ACowardlyCheese 3 месяца назад +2

    1:36:27 as a NB person. I always wanna look like a bartender.... but now WITH A CAPE.

  • @MillieBlackRose
    @MillieBlackRose 3 месяца назад +1

    I'll be buying more Campbell's soup 😂 Roasted!

  • @GremlinFromHell
    @GremlinFromHell 2 месяца назад +1

    Nah not the South Park reference LMFAO

  • @jasonnewby4908
    @jasonnewby4908 3 месяца назад +2

    I like the "grinding thing." 🤷‍♂️

  • @michaelametty8809
    @michaelametty8809 2 месяца назад

    When James Blunt was younger, in his uniform and singing love songs.. the people who mock him are sooooooo jealous! A hero and beautiful!

  • @NadoandFriends
    @NadoandFriends 2 месяца назад

    Andy Wang is a hero we didn't know we needed, a hero with out a cape I shall enjoy celebrating Lunar New year next year. 6:15

  • @trexsol1649
    @trexsol1649 3 месяца назад +1

    9:06 & 54:51 WAIT, my guy, she's right. girls can't wear the same dress twice BECAUSE OF OTHER WOMEN. and the guy assumed that it was about men, because men are everyone. yeah i see that one slipping trough the cracks a few time, that comeback is wrong. it was NEVER about men, and YOU BOTH fell for it.

  • @Pon1bcd
    @Pon1bcd 3 месяца назад

    Honestly, I've turned into a functional alcoholic playing competitive games for more than 2 - 3 hours a week. So he's not wrong there.