Still have it I remember in year two I missed 5 min cause I written in a test before I should of started so the person who I was sat next too (I'm now friends with him) he grassed on me so I hated him for the next 2years and just at the start of y4 I became civil then in y5 I became friends with him I was such a strange but drama causing child 🙊😂
***** I know plus Commentsectioncommentatorhohahahahowhoenjoyswafflesandsuchanditwasreallyhardnottoputspaces ummm try to use the button on the botton of the keyboard it helps a ton.
"Having your ears pierced and having tiny bits of red in your hair doesn't mean you're punk" for some reason I immediately thought of Michael from 5SOS..
Young joe: "I'm now part of a band called triple trouble, I think we might be famos one day!!!" Older joe: "well that f*cked up. I'm sat here reading my old diary for RUclips, where'd that band go??"
When Joe said that he broke his father's glasses and was trying to fix them I just imagined Joe sitting in a little desk with the lights dim and saying "If Dad finds out I will be killed."
Omg Joe.. I knew it all this time but I didnt want to say it cause I thought you wanted to keep it a secret..But in this video you made it clear and it all makes sense.... YOUR ANNE FRANK!
When I was young I broke my grandmas glasses.They were very expensive so I told her I found them on the road and that she must have dropped them when she was out walking. lol
I'm seeing way too many Stranger Things references. In the first episode, Joe kept having nose bleeds when he was 11. Now, JANE says she is a PUNK. How many references!!?!?
I'm very upset because before I played this video I made myself some chocolate milk with some whipped cream on the top so I can enjoy it with this video , so I placed the drink on my tummy so I can play the video and then I sneezed and it spilled all over me and I'm so upset I was so exited to DRINK it and we have no more whipped cream :( it even spilled on my bed sheets 😭😭😭😭😭 I've never been this sad in my life :(
In the description it says "dairy"
Spelling is still on top
Omg 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg
Lmao😂😂
Nothing has changed since he was 12 😂😂😂😂
Joe I like u
1stttttt
***** Hey Caspar
***** i like you 2 hihi
Joe you've pulled😂
hello caspar
I love how he remembers the song lyrics and not his girlfriend lol
Omg in primary school we had Golden Time too 😹
Memories~
Omg those were the days😂
The days 😂😂😂😑
I'm still in primary 😱
we had golden time in primary school and we could miss some of it if we broke a rule
What's Joe's favourite type of ice cream?
Sugg Sundae
WillNE Hahaha this is made even better by the fact he's accidentally put 'Dairy' instead of 'Diary' in the title!
WillNE hahahahha
Why aren't we friends already 😂😂
I almost forgot too laugh...
WillNE omg!!! phaaa just noticed that!!
Please just publish your diary
I'm sure I wouldn't be the only one to buy it! AMIRITE LADIES
YAS😻
Yes!!!
tara blackwell Yass
SEE JOE!!
I loved Golden Time so many memories
Same! With Knex!!
Same here ... If we were super good we would be able to play on the Wii 😂😂
Yessss we used to use Lego and play Jenga 😹
YASSS GOLDEN TIME!!! COULORING BOOKS AND DRAWING!!!!
Still have it I remember in year two I missed 5 min cause I written in a test before I should of started so the person who I was sat next too (I'm now friends with him) he grassed on me so I hated him for the next 2years and just at the start of y4 I became civil then in y5 I became friends with him I was such a strange but drama causing child 🙊😂
At 4:17 when Joe says "She got a medal and a T-Shirt!" The subtitles says "she got medical anaesthesia!"
😂 LMAO 😂
Footyhead05 no it doesn't it doesn't say anything
+Georgia slater it does if you turn on the subtitles
Rosa Savage yes well it dosent say medical and anaesthesia it says medal and T-shirt
Joe you should print your diary and sell it 😂😂 Honestly I can see it going to number 1 😂 don't tell me I'm the only one who would buy it 😂😂
GeorgeMasonTV Great video Suggy
I would defo buy it!!!
Totally agree
GeorgeMasonTV Yeah it would be good
I would definitely buy that hahahha
This is so funny i wish i had a diary when i was growing up, it would be so interesting to read! love the video Joe!
touchdalight same it would be funny
Wtf
touchdalight I love your videos so much 😁
*touchdalove*
Your videos are vile
Im lovling these diary story's
Joanna Bialek same
Same
Tiana Eden Coley Name Twins 🤗🤗
*stories
LOOK IN THE DESCRIPTION IT SAYS DAIRY INSTEAD OF DIARY
i was just about to comment that after looking down too see if anyone had already commented 😬😬
LOL!!!!!!!!!!😀
Eloise Gilby Well he did say that he couldn't spell this kinda proves his point...😂
Eloise Gilby guess it never changes
Eloise Gilby oooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes it does 😍
SK8BRD! These videos are the best! :)
Ly guys
I still ship Lydia and joe ! Xx
I found my grandma's diary from when she was a teen and she wanted to marry her teacher
Hi Kevin. :D Love your videos.
OMG PLEASE POST A VIDEO ABOUT IT
PLL EZRA AND ARIA
KEVIN PLEASE POST A VIDEO ABOUT THIS
KEVIN!
Joe: any insect that can fly freaks me out
Me:*Waiting for a fly to fly in the room*
He didn't write on my birthday 😭😭 he wrote on april 11th and then right away to april 13th 😂
omg I have the same birthday I noticed that !! :__(
R.I.P
Brooke McAloon he did it to mine too
Brooke McAloon ha ha I don't. Care
Brooke McAloon he wrote on my birthday ( 11 of April) 😂❤️
WE NEED A PART 4! JOSEPH SUGG GIVE IT TO US!
love you joe
Yes
Yes yes yes yes
Any one else wondering what happened to the girl who was drowning!?
HeyItsDianeWalker PS Please make a part 4 Joe! :D
I ❤️ your videos !!
Some say she's still drowning
Some say If you listen closely you can still hear her cry's
Me +HeyItsDianeWalker
the day u accidentally broke ur dad's glasses, was the day i was born
Isabella Estrada Belli same the 23rd of April right
SAME.
Reincarnation
SAMEEEEE
It says dairy instead of diary in the description!!😂😂😂
Were
Me: you're getting closer.... Getting closer.... NO you missed out my birthday 😂
I was saying the same thing😂
Ah same here ! He was so close to mine !
Same & it ended the day before mine & I was like noooooooooooo
***** Same mine was the 11th :D
Same !!!!!
*I read my diary that i had when I was like 6, and it said: "Day 1, i have powers to levitate objects with my mind and no one has noticed"*
Wtf lmao
You been potering around lately
Ambershow56 X OMG THIS WAS MY OLD ACC HAHAHAHAHHA
Imagine if joe could reach out to the past and tell young joe "I'M FAMOUS NOW!"
Omg this really makes me want to read my old diaries LOL
Yh Jana do your old diaries! That would be great! Ive just watched your video about guys and i loved it! Keep up the good work!
Heyyyyy jana! :D
I love seeing your comments😍🔮
DO IT AS A VID PLZ JANA
anD WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GIRL WHO WAS DROWNING? nice observation, Joe, no need to finish that one.
Basking In The Ambiance AHAHAHAHA I KNOW IT JUST ENDED WITH HIM GOING TO SLEEP LIKE WHAT
Basking In The Ambiance Maybe she died and joe didn't want to tell of such a sad moment
Basking In The Ambiance hey i watch your parodies
***** I know plus Commentsectioncommentatorhohahahahowhoenjoyswafflesandsuchanditwasreallyhardnottoputspaces ummm try to use the button on the botton of the keyboard it helps a ton.
Basking In The Ambiance I KNOW I WAS LIKE WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?
Triple trouble was a X factor audition name for an group😂
" I heard a girl screaming in the deep end, I looked over and she was drowning"
> than what? You swam away?
7:02-7:05 is going to be a great innuendo bingo omg XD
I can't stop laughing haha
Haha, me neither xD
When she wasn't looking, I stuck my middle finger up her
literally thought that as soon as he said it lmao
So true!
Joe I can't beleive you compared yourself with Anne Frank.
believe* (sorry i just want to help so you don't end up spelling like joe)
He was really young😅, and there was similarities
Believe* remember i before e except after c
He was like 11 and didn't really know any better :/
Jenaddictions that's not always the case
omg England won the 6 nations cup yesterday!!!! in 2016
yay
Okay
Is anyone else not posh but doesn't know what a half pipe is
Ziy4DP 71 me 😂
Ziy4DP 71 me
Ziy4DP 71 no a half pipe is really common name for a ramp
Ziy4DP 71 same
"Having your ears pierced and having tiny bits of red in your hair doesn't mean you're punk" for some reason I immediately thought of Michael from 5SOS..
xD
I was waiting for this comment lmao :')
Same xD
5sos fam be like *screams hapily*
ehmehged stahp
"i looked over and she was drowning" on to the next day.
Ya, no like, I'm gonna save her? Thoughtless child.
Kr
Ikr
It quite brutal isn't it?
+Kip Higginson yeah I wanna know what happened
I love that on the day I was born Joe had his head shaved😂
Did anyone else think about how he started a band called Triple Trouble and there was a band named that that went to Britians Got Talent
Omg after Username Evie, you should publish your diary (and keep the mistakes for the lols)
Yeah he should come on Joe
Lol i really hope there are done spelling mistakes in Username:Evie
THESE SERIES ARE MY FAVORITE OMFG JOE! #FetusDays
ME TOO!! 😍😍😍😍😍
Benjamin Bigger these are the best
Same
Ash Brown
You broke your dads glasses the same day I was born :)))
Young joe: "I'm now part of a band called triple trouble, I think we might be famos one day!!!"
Older joe: "well that f*cked up. I'm sat here reading my old diary for RUclips, where'd that band go??"
Suggs diary officially one of my favourite series and i never want it to end lmao
LOLpies13 OMG SAME!
Wow so many of you guys are saying that you were born in 2003. I feel old haha
He wasn't I was I'm 12 😂
From looking at your profile pic, you look like you were probably born in 2002.
So don't feel old.
Lmao I was 14 in 2003. 26 now.
Why do you look like a grandma then??
I was born in 2003
That moment when he skipped your Birthday... ; -;
When is your birthday ?
11th May
Same I am born on 20th February
2nd may
Why no 6th of june
" I look over and she was drowning "
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
Part 4 please! I want to know what happens next! :o
what happened to the voice over on the dates?
I was waiting for it!! And when they came on I tried to do it myself..didn't work 😐
right?! they were the best thing
I thought I was the only one who realised
Omg thats ahat I was thinking too!
my favorite sound
The Diary of Joe Sugg should actually be a movie. Lol!
new favorite quote: get like nan 😂😂
Notice how most of the entries start with 'Today I woke up and went to school.' xD
_"then i went to liams house and played football"_
anyone else thought of daddy directioner payne??? xD
I DID!!
I DID! He even mentioned someone called Louis
OMf you don't even know
Maria Thomas™ I thought of him and Boo Bear.
Sheesh and I thought I was the only one xD
i remember when i used to have golden time😂
wtf is golden time???
same
I thought it was only at my school!
I still have it at my school from when I was younger
+teenjdb GOLDEN TIME AHAHAHA THE MEMORIES
"Like I said yesterday, I don't love her!" Lol Savage Joe!
Sugg Sunday = Happy Sunday
Ilysm Joe💕❤️
ur diary can be a new york times best seller if ya ask me lol
TOO FUNNY
+Dave Arquiza did you just reply to your self oh well u wont judge
Sugg awards and diary readings, only reason I'm subscribed. 😂😂😂
Did anyone realize that the band "Triple Trouble" that Joe and his friends made was a singing group that was on the X Factor? 😂😂
Sorry that I moved on to Aarone
Jade Piper How's that possible? Jade'd be between 19-23 years old, and you're only 15.
To the person above her name is jade doesn't mean she's the jade he's on about 👏🏼
OMG! My first name is Piper ☺️
Jade Piper same boo same
No it's true that joes ex I hope lol
YASSS! I've been waiting for this all day!! :D
JilTheReal my day just started but perf with mah little boo
rheaxoxo Lol timezones^^
JilTheReal OMG LITERALLY SAME 😂
same
Haha me too! Watching his videos is the best you can do on a rainy sunday :D
“Get like Nan!! That’s tip’s for you parents!!“ funny Joe Quote!
Are you scrolling through the comments?
If you are you are beautiful and
Where's my scrolling squad at 😝😜😂
I here squad
Here!
Florence Collins right here!
Scrolling squad is here
Mee
i needed this video to upload as a distraction for stress relief. Thank you!
***** same
"Reacting to my old dairy" haha. Oops Joe. Now THAT'S a challenge video!
Emma Drusilla ILYSM Emma!!
***** Aww thanks so much Sarah! That makes me so happy! x
It's funny as joe called his band triple trouble
And a few years later there was a band called triple trouble on BGT
When Joe said that he broke his father's glasses and was trying to fix them I just imagined Joe sitting in a little desk with the lights dim and saying "If Dad finds out I will be killed."
I apparently asked him out or he asked me out cuz my name is Georgia
Shut up
That was uncalled for ^
Yep i agree with you , you're wight.
Lol
Same
Braw TV right* idiots
Omg Joe.. I knew it all this time but I didnt want to say it cause I thought you wanted to keep it a secret..But in this video you made it clear and it all makes sense....
YOUR ANNE FRANK!
LOL :)
you're**
Failllllllllllll its YOU'RE DUMBO
+vaahtokarkki lisa +Florence Maning she doesn't really care u just need to think about the fun in it nobody cares about the grammar on RUclips 😁
It all makes sense of corse 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
He wrote on the 8th of June 2003, and I was born on the 8th of June 2004. I don't know why I'm so excited about that 😂💖
So while I was busy being born on April 23rd you finally got into badge 3 swimming. I think we both know which one is the greater achievement.
Anyone else wondering what his reaction was to Caspar's last video with Chris Pratt?
Me :33
This video was amazing haha, big inspiration!
JordanWildenVlogs Wish i had a diary :/
Omg your that British RUclipsr!? love your videos!
JordanWildenVlogs I wanted you to do a video like this xD
Am I the only one waiting for him to say the day&month you were born in too see what he was doing on the day of your birthday 😂😂
When I was young I broke my grandmas glasses.They were very expensive so I told her I found them on the road and that she must have dropped them when she was out walking. lol
'Jade send me a letter, saying she is now punk' every tumblr girl ever rn.
Sioxid ♡ ♥
When i was exactly 5 you broke your dads glasses, how exciting...
xD
The day you went to badge 1 I was born
lol😜
Sandra Ursenbacher in march?
I'm seeing way too many Stranger Things references. In the first episode, Joe kept having nose bleeds when he was 11. Now, JANE says she is a PUNK. How many references!!?!?
The blood on the floor thing reminded me of blood on the dance floor 😂😂
+Blaze “l like turtles” the killjoy ily
Ok am not the only nor
+Smol Phan Child phan
Heather Taylor same
+Blaze the killjoy (l like turtles) But thos Lyrics where Sick tho :)
You wrote one of the diary entries on my birthday. 1st June!
It's my birthday too!! 😊
Abbie Crawford he Wrote one everyday so unless your birthday is February the 29th theres an entry for everyones birthday
That's my birthday too!!!
Abbie Crawford He wrote one literally every day of the year.
*whispers 1st June the 1975* .... Anyone?? No? Okay bye..🙈
I loved golden time!! It was an entire Friday afternoon and I loved it.
Joe, I love your videos, they are little doses of happiness for me, every single time that you upload
Joe you can't announce that you got your head shaved and not provide photo! hahah
JOE ASKED ME OUT
My name is Georgia💘😉
no you asked him out but he said no 😂
That made me laugh 😂👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
Really
janeokay 4 times
“I said bye Emma cause that’s what I called her”-Thatcher Joe 2003-2016 😂😂
Omg, we had golden time!! And we always used plant pots or shoes for a goal!
JOSEPH SUGG WHERE IS YOUR WALKING DEAD VIDEO
:D
I know joe plz do more walking dead I love them so much
I miss it so much :(
I know
Uh oh full name he's in trouble
Please have a reunion with your old "band" and sing that song again!
'I looked over and she was drowning' *moves on with life* pmsl 😂
He said I could have his Nokia for 5 pounds 😂😂😂
He had friends named Louis and Liam lol
Yes I'm 1d af
coco wooz LOL
so is he lol
LOL ik that's the funny part 😭😭
Ik, when he said Liam tge first thing I thought was "DADDY" ....I regret nothing
my shoe hit the sighn and got blood on the floor but enyways I got a new sk8brd today. ***** 💕
That Blog SIGNS is spelled correctly in American English.
Slender Robot no no "we watched signs the movie" is what he wantex to spell. But he instead spelt it sighns with an h.
Sighns* eneways*
I think he needs to take some private spelling lessons, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY!
+Diva Panjaitan and # sk8tebord
He wrote every day exept my birthday hahahah. Love you Joe Sugg
Yes joe I love revisiting my old dairy (look in the description)
I wish I'd written in a diary as a kid this is amazing hahaha poor Georgia
Love your videos👌🏽❤️
+Evan Edinger SENPIA NOTICE MEEEE And yeah I agree, the state of Georgia must feel sad.
when he spelt write as in wright I was like my last name right there!!!
Wait... I just realized how many times I said right in that sentence...
JOE I am SOOOO jetlagged
ME my Harry Potter thestral notif goes off just as he finishes his sentence
saying how you were scared of insects&how you couldn't swim...that was exactly the same as me😂
It is always interesting hearing the words of wisdom from foetus Joe
I'm very upset because before I played this video I made myself some chocolate milk with some whipped cream on the top so I can enjoy it with this video , so I placed the drink on my tummy so I can play the video and then I sneezed and it spilled all over me and I'm so upset I was so exited to DRINK it and we have no more whipped cream :( it even spilled on my bed sheets 😭😭😭😭😭 I've never been this sad in my life :(
😭😭😭😭😭
This is so sad. But I feel you..... Still better than twilight.
omg that was so funny
im sorry
If that's the saddest you've been in your life than you're a lucky person
JADE U SAVAGE WITH THE EAR PEIRCING AND RED HAIR SLAAAYYY
In 2011 when i was in year five we still had golden time