It sounds like you're asking for a mix of funny moments and gameplay ideas for an SCP-themed site roleplay game. Whether you're playing on an SCP-themed server in a game like **Garry's Mod**, **Roblox**, or just doing a tabletop or text-based SCP roleplay, here’s a fun breakdown of gameplay scenarios and hilarious moments you can incorporate: --- ### **Funny SCP Roleplay Scenarios** #### 1. **The Janitor vs. Chaos Insurgency** - A janitor accidentally stumbles across a Chaos Insurgency raid while cleaning the facility. Instead of running, the janitor scolds them for tracking dirt into the hallways. Surprisingly, the Chaos members awkwardly apologize and help clean up before continuing their raid. #### 2. **SCP-049’s Pharmacy** - SCP-049 (Plague Doctor) is allowed into the cafeteria for a "day out" but insists everyone is infected. Instead of attacking, he sets up a makeshift pharmacy booth, offering “cures” for minor inconveniences like bad cafeteria food or headaches. His cures? Just random objects like paperclips or cafeteria spaghetti. #### 3. **The D-Class Revolution** - A group of D-Class personnel decides to unionize and demand better working conditions. They schedule a meeting with the Site Director, complete with a PowerPoint presentation. The guards are caught between laughing and trying to keep a straight face as the D-Class deliver their demands. #### 4. **SCP-173 Hide-and-Seek** - A new scientist insists on using SCP-173 (the statue that moves when unobserved) for a “scientific” game of hide-and-seek. The guards reluctantly agree, but it ends in chaos as 173 proves way too good at the game, cornering everyone in one room. #### 5. **SCP-999 Therapy Gone Wrong** - SCP-999 (The Tickle Monster) is scheduled for a weekly therapy session with stressed-out staff. Instead of relaxing, people start competing to see who can endure SCP-999’s tickles the longest, turning the session into a chaotic endurance contest. --- ### **Gameplay Challenges** #### **For D-Class Personnel** - **Escape Plan Fails**: A group of D-Class tries to escape, but every plan hilariously backfires. For example: - They run into a dead-end hallway labeled “Definitely Not A Dead End.” - They accidentally trigger SCP-096 (Shy Guy) because someone couldn't resist looking at its face. - They try to steal a guard’s keycard but end up with their lunch tray instead. #### **For Security Guards** - **The Prank Gone Wrong**: Security personnel try to prank a new recruit by pretending SCP-173 is “friendly.” The recruit spends hours trying to shake hands with it, only for the prank to escalate into a real containment breach. - **Elevator Shenanigans**: Guards trapped in an elevator with SCP-131 (Eyepods) try to out-blink each other while SCP-131 “watches” in amusement. #### **For Scientists** - **Weaponized SCP-914**: A scientist tries to “refine” their coffee in SCP-914 (The Clockworks) on the “Very Fine” setting. The result? A coffee so strong it causes temporary super-speed… and massive heart palpitations. - **Misusing SCP-294**: SCP-294 (The Coffee Machine) is used to dispense ridiculous drinks, like “liquid courage” or “the essence of bad decisions.” The consequences vary, from hilarious to catastrophic. #### **For SCPs** - **SCP-682’s Stand-Up Comedy**: SCP-682 (Hard-to-Destroy Reptile) is placed in containment with a microphone as part of a “behavioral experiment.” The researchers didn’t expect 682 to start roasting them with scathing insults. (“You call yourselves intelligent species? I’ve seen amoebas with better decision-making skills!”) - **SCP-049’s Cooking Show**: SCP-049 insists on hosting a cooking show for the staff, but all the recipes involve “curing” the ingredients. The final dish? A “cured” lasagna that no one dares to eat. --- ### **Funny Dialogue Ideas** - **Scientist**: “Did you just try to microwave an anomalous artifact?” **D-Class**: “It said ‘High Energy Required.’ I thought it meant high heat.”
- **Guard 1**: “Why does SCP-999 like you so much?” **Guard 2**: “I keep Skittles in my pocket. He thinks I’m a vending machine.” - **Chaos Insurgent**: “We’re here to free SCP-682!” **Janitor**: “Good luck with that. He’s in a bad mood-somebody ate his lunch.” - **SCP-173 Incident Report**: “During containment breach, SCP-173 was found in the break room, surrounded by spilled coffee. Theories suggest it was trying to ‘drink’ the coffee while no one was looking.” --- ### **Mini-Games for SCP Roleplay** #### 1. **Containment Breach Tag** - One player is SCP-173, and the others are guards/scientists. The goal is to “contain” SCP-173 by trapping it in a room, but the SCP wins if it tags everyone first. Players must maintain eye contact to keep it from moving. #### 2. **SCP Trivia Night** - During downtime, characters gather in the cafeteria for a trivia game about SCPs. The twist? The questions are ridiculously specific, like “What’s the exact weight of SCP-096’s toenail clippings?” #### 3. **The Great SCP Bake-Off** - SCP-294 is used to generate ingredients, while participants try to bake something edible in the staff kitchen. Bonus points for using items from SCP-914 or SCP-999 as “secret ingredients.” --- ### **Hilarious SCP Crossovers** - **SCP-999 Meets SCP-682**: SCP-999 tries to cheer up SCP-682. For a moment, 682 actually smiles… before grumbling “This changes NOTHING!” and storming off. - **SCP-173 vs. SCP-131**: SCP-131’s unblinking nature frustrates SCP-173 so much that it stops moving altogether. - **SCP-049 and SCP-939**: SCP-049 tries to “cure” SCP-939 (the mimicry SCP), but 939 keeps repeating everything 049 says, driving him mad. --- ### **Conclusion** Whether you’re roleplaying in a game or writing a script for SCP gameplay, these funny moments and scenarios can add a lot of chaos and laughter to the experience. The SCP Foundation is a great setting for blending horror, absurdity, and humor! Let me know if you’d like me to expand on any of these ideas or create specific scripts for roleplay.
Look at upper left when he changing volume at the beginning of the video 😂😂
3:32 That gunfire was like you screaming nooooo as he got closer to the other guy lol
LOL so true
I miss the old version
It sounds like you're asking for a mix of funny moments and gameplay ideas for an SCP-themed site roleplay game. Whether you're playing on an SCP-themed server in a game like **Garry's Mod**, **Roblox**, or just doing a tabletop or text-based SCP roleplay, here’s a fun breakdown of gameplay scenarios and hilarious moments you can incorporate:
---
### **Funny SCP Roleplay Scenarios**
#### 1. **The Janitor vs. Chaos Insurgency**
- A janitor accidentally stumbles across a Chaos Insurgency raid while cleaning the facility. Instead of running, the janitor scolds them for tracking dirt into the hallways. Surprisingly, the Chaos members awkwardly apologize and help clean up before continuing their raid.
#### 2. **SCP-049’s Pharmacy**
- SCP-049 (Plague Doctor) is allowed into the cafeteria for a "day out" but insists everyone is infected. Instead of attacking, he sets up a makeshift pharmacy booth, offering “cures” for minor inconveniences like bad cafeteria food or headaches. His cures? Just random objects like paperclips or cafeteria spaghetti.
#### 3. **The D-Class Revolution**
- A group of D-Class personnel decides to unionize and demand better working conditions. They schedule a meeting with the Site Director, complete with a PowerPoint presentation. The guards are caught between laughing and trying to keep a straight face as the D-Class deliver their demands.
#### 4. **SCP-173 Hide-and-Seek**
- A new scientist insists on using SCP-173 (the statue that moves when unobserved) for a “scientific” game of hide-and-seek. The guards reluctantly agree, but it ends in chaos as 173 proves way too good at the game, cornering everyone in one room.
#### 5. **SCP-999 Therapy Gone Wrong**
- SCP-999 (The Tickle Monster) is scheduled for a weekly therapy session with stressed-out staff. Instead of relaxing, people start competing to see who can endure SCP-999’s tickles the longest, turning the session into a chaotic endurance contest.
---
### **Gameplay Challenges**
#### **For D-Class Personnel**
- **Escape Plan Fails**: A group of D-Class tries to escape, but every plan hilariously backfires. For example:
- They run into a dead-end hallway labeled “Definitely Not A Dead End.”
- They accidentally trigger SCP-096 (Shy Guy) because someone couldn't resist looking at its face.
- They try to steal a guard’s keycard but end up with their lunch tray instead.
#### **For Security Guards**
- **The Prank Gone Wrong**: Security personnel try to prank a new recruit by pretending SCP-173 is “friendly.” The recruit spends hours trying to shake hands with it, only for the prank to escalate into a real containment breach.
- **Elevator Shenanigans**: Guards trapped in an elevator with SCP-131 (Eyepods) try to out-blink each other while SCP-131 “watches” in amusement.
#### **For Scientists**
- **Weaponized SCP-914**: A scientist tries to “refine” their coffee in SCP-914 (The Clockworks) on the “Very Fine” setting. The result? A coffee so strong it causes temporary super-speed… and massive heart palpitations.
- **Misusing SCP-294**: SCP-294 (The Coffee Machine) is used to dispense ridiculous drinks, like “liquid courage” or “the essence of bad decisions.” The consequences vary, from hilarious to catastrophic.
#### **For SCPs**
- **SCP-682’s Stand-Up Comedy**: SCP-682 (Hard-to-Destroy Reptile) is placed in containment with a microphone as part of a “behavioral experiment.” The researchers didn’t expect 682 to start roasting them with scathing insults. (“You call yourselves intelligent species? I’ve seen amoebas with better decision-making skills!”)
- **SCP-049’s Cooking Show**: SCP-049 insists on hosting a cooking show for the staff, but all the recipes involve “curing” the ingredients. The final dish? A “cured” lasagna that no one dares to eat.
---
### **Funny Dialogue Ideas**
- **Scientist**: “Did you just try to microwave an anomalous artifact?”
**D-Class**: “It said ‘High Energy Required.’ I thought it meant high heat.”
- **Guard 1**: “Why does SCP-999 like you so much?”
**Guard 2**: “I keep Skittles in my pocket. He thinks I’m a vending machine.”
- **Chaos Insurgent**: “We’re here to free SCP-682!”
**Janitor**: “Good luck with that. He’s in a bad mood-somebody ate his lunch.”
- **SCP-173 Incident Report**: “During containment breach, SCP-173 was found in the break room, surrounded by spilled coffee. Theories suggest it was trying to ‘drink’ the coffee while no one was looking.”
---
### **Mini-Games for SCP Roleplay**
#### 1. **Containment Breach Tag**
- One player is SCP-173, and the others are guards/scientists. The goal is to “contain” SCP-173 by trapping it in a room, but the SCP wins if it tags everyone first. Players must maintain eye contact to keep it from moving.
#### 2. **SCP Trivia Night**
- During downtime, characters gather in the cafeteria for a trivia game about SCPs. The twist? The questions are ridiculously specific, like “What’s the exact weight of SCP-096’s toenail clippings?”
#### 3. **The Great SCP Bake-Off**
- SCP-294 is used to generate ingredients, while participants try to bake something edible in the staff kitchen. Bonus points for using items from SCP-914 or SCP-999 as “secret ingredients.”
---
### **Hilarious SCP Crossovers**
- **SCP-999 Meets SCP-682**: SCP-999 tries to cheer up SCP-682. For a moment, 682 actually smiles… before grumbling “This changes NOTHING!” and storming off.
- **SCP-173 vs. SCP-131**: SCP-131’s unblinking nature frustrates SCP-173 so much that it stops moving altogether.
- **SCP-049 and SCP-939**: SCP-049 tries to “cure” SCP-939 (the mimicry SCP), but 939 keeps repeating everything 049 says, driving him mad.
---
### **Conclusion**
Whether you’re roleplaying in a game or writing a script for SCP gameplay, these funny moments and scenarios can add a lot of chaos and laughter to the experience. The SCP Foundation is a great setting for blending horror, absurdity, and humor! Let me know if you’d like me to expand on any of these ideas or create specific scripts for roleplay.
0:38 bro has the best graphics card
i miss the 2019 game version :(
same
so many memories
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