LMAO We're getting into Ryan Gosling (me) teritory "How do I know you have a girlfriend? Don't change the subject ! And don't take the pills babe or I'll disappear. Your so called 'real' girlfriend will cheat on you and leave you. I'll be yours forever. Put that pills down"
I suppose they could do it for views. For personal gain. Maybe just enjoy making them. But from our side it's from loneliness. Wanting to be wanted. Needing to be loved and not feeling it at all. It's a sad reality however we can find some comfort in knowing we're not alone and others feel this way. It can remind us we're still human and there's not something wrong with us. We just haven't found what we're looking for yet.
@@scott963 you can be perfectly happy with being single but still feel lovely. And need to feel wanted on a subconscious level. It's just usually why people such as myself listen to things like this
Sunburn. The unintellectual statements and actions you are currently having the pleasureful moment in this perplex situation are abolishing my hope and trust in you to be successful in life.
I was in this exact same situation with my ex girlfriend and i wish the conversation could have been as civil as this audio was. Amazing job, thank you ❤️
Early on I told my girlfriend (ikr how is that possible) that I listen to girlfriend yandere asmrs for fun. They then responded to me saying that she also listens to girlfriend yandere asmrs. Forever a keeper.
Honestly, I can't speak for everyone here but sometimes it's not about the sexual stuff and just more of the sentiment. Like I personally listen to asmr because I have insomnia and sometimes I just like being thought of. So even if the girl in the video isn't personally talking to me, it's cool to pretend like she is. Or even just pretend like a girl that I have a crush on is talking to me like that. It's just a thing I guess
For me it's not about the sexual stuff either, mostly emotionally. I found out this really helps calm down my mind when I'm stressed and/or feel lonely
@@pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico curved like an ASMR girlfriend- Anyway Grades don't matter unless you're going Oxford or Harvard If you got A on ALL of them, you're doing something wrong Focus on what matters and actually master them, use spare time to learn skills that will pay you skills
@@michakasprzak6869He said he did well, and you told him it doesn't even matter. Don't know about you but I need to get all Bs to get into my first choice, so yes, they do matter.
When I was 17 I was dating a 40 year old who looked at my old psn messages and was convinced that since I was playing online with them before we were dating it meant I had to be cheating with them on her. She was crazy and this reminds me of that. 10/10.
You're not the only one who dated an adult. I was 17, and she was 39 years old and it lasted 2 years before I left. Kinda feeling lonely but ill be fine
My go-to excuse is that i planted all this for comedic purposes. It falls apart if they look deeper, but i am skilled in preventing such cases(i dont have any friends in the first place).
The funny thing is that this guy are getting blamed to listen an 'asmr girlfriend roleplay kiss you'. All this meanwhile we listen to a "yandere kidnapper discover you to listen to 'asmr girlfriend roleplay kiss you' ". We are in a worst situation of this guy, because if we will ever be kidnapped, the situation will be even more awkward.
16:15 "You clearly don't mean it." I actually rarely say sorry because I refuse to apologize when I know I'm likely to repeat a mistake. Me saying sorry is a guarantee that I won't repeat it. Saying sorry, to me, sounds way too much like a "woops, but I can do it again because I apologized, so it's fine now." I value not repeating a mistake much more than apologizing 😐.
I went from bursting out laughing bc of the 4th Wall Break in the title 😂, to taking the rest of the video after the 7 min mark seriously and wishing I manage to get this kind of gf. 😢
if i /EVER/ get caught fucking with this, the only thing i'll force myself to hear is specialz (slowed + reverb) and force myself to hit the yuji mental breakdown
@@kindledninja She doesn't know what is ASMR I think and I don't know if she would do that for me, but we're moving in together in a few months so I guess I'll just wait
![Tsundere Best Friend Reveals Her Yandere Side ASMR [F4M] [Jealous] [Possessive]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BkES-szwlo8/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Yandere Girlfriend Snaps Back to Her Old Self Over an Argument ASMR [F4M] [Crazy] [Manipulative]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5jiK5NGA7N8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Your New Roommate is an Obsessed Yandere Stalker ASMR [F4M] [Slow Burn] [Gaslighting]](/img/1.gif)
Is the cure to male loneliness to blast lethal amounts of anabolic steroids?
Yes
Might be on to smth bro
In Tren We Trust.
........ Possibly
analbolic steroids
WE BREAKING THE 4th WALL WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Fr, that's the first thing that came to mind after reading the title. 😆
Dam I need series about that one, limd 6 videos, too good
WE'RE NEVER GETTING OUT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😴😴😴😴😴
WE AINT ESCAPING HER BASEMENT WITH THIS ONE🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😴😴😴😴😴🗿🗿🗿🗿🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
So true😊
you're all so cooked 😭🙏
The question is, why would you want to?
@@NagiSeishiroNo.11and you aren't?
Great video, love how meta this is. The next video should be, Your [obsessive] [jealous] ASMR Girlfriend catches you having a real girlfriend
Hahahah yes KittyKi gets mad at your for having a real life gf
LMAO
We're getting into Ryan Gosling (me) teritory
"How do I know you have a girlfriend? Don't change the subject ! And don't take the pills babe or I'll disappear. Your so called 'real' girlfriend will cheat on you and leave you. I'll be yours forever. Put that pills down"
I sometimes question why someone would make a yandere asmr video, but then I ask myself why do I like them. I guess some things are unexplainable.
I suppose they could do it for views. For personal gain. Maybe just enjoy making them. But from our side it's from loneliness. Wanting to be wanted. Needing to be loved and not feeling it at all. It's a sad reality however we can find some comfort in knowing we're not alone and others feel this way. It can remind us we're still human and there's not something wrong with us. We just haven't found what we're looking for yet.
Exactly that I think that goes for all that enjoy the yandere theme we just wanna be loved man even if it's a major red flag @@crazyape2222
@@crazyape2222 bro literally has a degree in psychology damn
@crazyape2222 Nah bro, it's not that deep, I'm content with my relationship status, I just wonder why I like audios about crazy psychopathic women
@@scott963 you can be perfectly happy with being single but still feel lovely. And need to feel wanted on a subconscious level. It's just usually why people such as myself listen to things like this
NO IVE BEEN CAUGHT
DRM what the didn
Meanie
Sunburn. The unintellectual statements and actions you are currently having the pleasureful moment in this perplex situation are abolishing my hope and trust in you to be successful in life.
Zippity zap those foul lips you currently possess!
The protected properties of these two species include the ability of the local population to breed with any person on their land.
THE FAMILY BLOODLINE ENDS WITH ME🔥🔥🔥🔥
7:06 - not gonna lie, I burst out laughing
I’m a comedian, amongst other things
@@KittyKiAudio HOLY SHIT OKAY I LAUGHED OUT TOO
I started listening to these ironically but i don't think its ironic anymore
Who would have thought...
Another one bites the dust...
@@dudeman3913and another one gone and another one gone 😔
I fear I’m following your footsteps
the fact that listener didnt get punished just shows the benevolent nature of yanderes 🙏🏻
never listened to an asmr where the conversation feels this natural before
I AM SO BEYOND COOKED, DEEP FRIED, WELL DONE, SMOKED, BURNED
I'm not rare or medium or well done or good job or congratulations I'm at the standing ovation stage
@@anotherdayanotherL-z2d😂😂😂
*This is something I'll die with*
I was in this exact same situation with my ex girlfriend and i wish the conversation could have been as civil as this audio was. Amazing job, thank you ❤️
Damn hope you found someone better 😢
Early on I told my girlfriend (ikr how is that possible) that I listen to girlfriend yandere asmrs for fun. They then responded to me saying that she also listens to girlfriend yandere asmrs. Forever a keeper.
You won the lottery
😯😳
Bro was rolling the dice
Are... are you sure you took your medication that day?
Bro was feeling BOLD and it worked
This is where the fun begins
To be fair what else would I listen to when working out or losing it, I can't imagine a leg day without this
8:00 I accidentally fell and a shawarma fell into my mouth, with some extra tahini, and a slice of apple. And around 3 liters of water.
Honestly, I can't speak for everyone here but sometimes it's not about the sexual stuff and just more of the sentiment. Like I personally listen to asmr because I have insomnia and sometimes I just like being thought of. So even if the girl in the video isn't personally talking to me, it's cool to pretend like she is. Or even just pretend like a girl that I have a crush on is talking to me like that. It's just a thing I guess
For me it's not about the sexual stuff either, mostly emotionally. I found out this really helps calm down my mind when I'm stressed and/or feel lonely
I used to always go to GWA on reddit but now I enjoy these long narrative audios more.
I don’t think anyone listening to gf asmr has got a girlfriend to upset by listening to it. 💀
Good point 💀
Think again. I listen to these because I can pretend my wife is saying these things instead of being cold and distant.
I have a wife. xD
@@ashinch0r this fuels me to not partake in breeding contracts very binding much ughhh
A girl that would record audios for you? Top tier
What I don't get is the audacity of the guys to say there was a difference.
She’s a keeper (and by that I mean she would chain you up and throw you in her basement, which I don’t mind 😏)
(god I’m lonely 😞)
thank you very much for helping me daily. love your Voice and you too
This is peak cinema.
In case you’re wondering how screwed I am, I have a final tomorrow and instead of getting good sleep, I’m listening to this
How did the final go?
@@michakasprzak6869 I got an A on all of my finals this year, super lucky. I got a b+ on one but it got curved
@@pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico curved like an ASMR girlfriend-
Anyway
Grades don't matter unless you're going Oxford or Harvard
If you got A on ALL of them, you're doing something wrong
Focus on what matters and actually master them, use spare time to learn skills that will pay you skills
@@michakasprzak6869 seeing as I’m trying to get a higher gpa to get into a good college, grades actually matter
@@michakasprzak6869He said he did well, and you told him it doesn't even matter. Don't know about you but I need to get all Bs to get into my first choice, so yes, they do matter.
When I was 17 I was dating a 40 year old who looked at my old psn messages and was convinced that since I was playing online with them before we were dating it meant I had to be cheating with them on her. She was crazy and this reminds me of that. 10/10.
Homie are you good…?
Bro was cooking
@@Moniskeyyessir the goat
@@Moniskey🤣
In what way was bro cooking??
You're not the only one who dated an adult. I was 17, and she was 39 years old and it lasted 2 years before I left. Kinda feeling lonely but ill be fine
Chat, we’re cooked. Not might be, not me, not you. But us. We all are so insanely incredibly infinitely inexcusably cooked.
We got burnt from how cooked we are.
I cannot put into words how right you are here
Not me, not you
Us
Yandere girl really are the best ! Great video/audio !
You're so cuuuute 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed a loooot 😂😂😂😂😂 it's so brave of you to come up with a script like this 😂
Oh I'm definitely falling asleep to this within 10 minutes
Bro she liking every single comment wth (i love ur voice so muchh❤)
I read all of it when I’m not busy 😭😭❤️
My go-to excuse is that i planted all this for comedic purposes. It falls apart if they look deeper, but i am skilled in preventing such cases(i dont have any friends in the first place).
The funny thing is that this guy are getting blamed to listen an 'asmr girlfriend roleplay kiss you'. All this meanwhile we listen to a "yandere kidnapper discover you to listen to 'asmr girlfriend roleplay kiss you' ".
We are in a worst situation of this guy, because if we will ever be kidnapped, the situation will be even more awkward.
Ohhh nooo I been caught 🤯
I’m breaking the fourth wall
@@KittyKiAudio fuckkkk I’m not ready
Wait a minute... Is this really a gf asmr about your asmr gf finding out you like asmr gf's
I was thinking that too bro
We hit the rock bottom🗣️🔥
@@fakecheems9533 frfr like im not even bad looking im just autistic af
@@symptomdramatic7907 I got u .. same goes for me bruh
@@fakecheems9533 lmao man like Im 6'2" irl
Maybe a 7 in good light
loving the channel
Erm what the sigma
10:45 I don't need her specifically, I need somebody to make me feel loved and audios are the only way I get that right now 🥺.
Should've just erased the watch history quickly and said it was porn. Much less shameful to admit.
16:15 "You clearly don't mean it."
I actually rarely say sorry because I refuse to apologize when I know I'm likely to repeat a mistake. Me saying sorry is a guarantee that I won't repeat it. Saying sorry, to me, sounds way too much like a "woops, but I can do it again because I apologized, so it's fine now." I value not repeating a mistake much more than apologizing 😐.
The homies won’t be rescuing us from this one lads
“I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!” - Chowder
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh boy, oh boy and awesome, 👌🤍🤍🤍
Wait, gf making personal audios for me? Huge W.
Imagine if this was her origin story? 😂
and the loops goes on forever
I fell asleep and autoplay was on, I swear!
Sargent: WHAT ARE WE
Military: WE ARE GOONERS
Excellent meme take my like and get out!
I went from bursting out laughing bc of the 4th Wall Break in the title 😂, to taking the rest of the video after the 7 min mark seriously and wishing I manage to get this kind of gf. 😢
Awesome audio
The craziest part is, that somewhere out there this girl actually exists.
@KittyKi But Mommy I'm listening to YOUR ASMR, not anyone/someone else's?? 🥺🥺🥺
Asmr inception
The search was my real search
Imagine he comment something along like these comments and she saw it
"Because you weren't there when I needed you!!! 😭💔"(sad Midwest emo plays)
listening to some peak at work never gets old 🗣️🔥
I PLAYED THESE AT THE GYM🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🙏🗣️🔥🔥
IF i had a girlfriend, I'd request her to make my own personal asmr girlfriend audio 👀
Obviously to listen when we can't see eachother in the meantime
OOO tak, to jest to czego moja marna egzystencja potrzebowała
Salutuje podobnemu doomerowi
I’m beyond cooked
Please save me
Rookie mistake, I watch these on browser with a dump account. But still. Im still cooked as the others are.
Would be so fun if you do a Livestream 😀❤❤
Bet, give me an idea of what to livestream and I’ll do it.
7:13 now we get to spine shivers 😊
12:17 she found the subscription 😂😂😂
MY SECRETS DIES WITH ME! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
My boy got caught by his girlfriend lol 🤣. He's cooked.
RUN KITTYKI, The GF's onto you, She sounds crazy too!
Aha Ile just go into incognito mode and u will never find out fufufu lol
Pretty sure I'm currently in the exact same situation as this asmr plot😂
Guys please just fucking talk to her we can't keep doing this to ourselves
"Thank god I don't have this problem" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
we getting meta with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Nah imagine having a gf and she catches you watching this the inspection goes hard🗣️
Why do I feel personally attacked
phase twighlight, eyes of wisdom, 9 ropes, palorized light, crow an decloration, to front and back, hollow purple
(I'm scared of women)
if i /EVER/ get caught fucking with this, the only thing i'll force myself to hear is specialz (slowed + reverb) and force myself to hit the yuji mental breakdown
Skipping my first class while listening to this work of art….
Yandere gets the chains
RO: so why are you joining the us army?
Me: thinks about the yandere waiting to kidnap me*
Also me: get better outlook on life
How the hell the listener has a whole angle of a girlfriend and he gon listen to asmr , ungrateful much.
Great audio kitty 💯.
I was just listening to sleep aid I swear!
Luckily, Fork is far too intelligent too lose this arguement
How bad should a relationship go that he listens to girlfriend asmr…
Imagine being double caught one from your gf in this audio and then from your bro irl 😬
If other people know I'm dead
Fucking hell that's some inception...
Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend
Accurate
here since 9700 views 🙏🙏🙏
See, I don't get listeners like these. Just admit you missed her while she was gone. She's just as likely to "Aww, poor baby!" as blow up on you...
If someone found out about this, I’d turn into Madara ong 😭
Wallah im cooked i think the gng knows (they sent this to me)💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
watching this makes me feel like cheating now
Need a girl like this
I hold my hands together thinking it's someone else (im cooked)
Yeah you would think that the only voice we need is yours huh love
Been listening to your ASMR for months now...im still waiting for this to happen to me irl....(realize im single af)🥲🥲🥲
8:57 real
I wonder if there are actual girls/women running around who genuinely find romantic asmrs like, emotional cheating? 🤔
Yes, me
@@KittyKiAudioYeah my wife would too, but she also won't say intimate and caring things to me so, fantasy has to fill the emptiness.
boys this is why you lock your damn phone!!!
well, my gf can't sleep with me every day so I use asmr to help, lately she's been doing yandere things, should I worry about my RUclips history too?
Ask her to record stuff for you
@@kindledninja She doesn't know what is ASMR I think and I don't know if she would do that for me, but we're moving in together in a few months so I guess I'll just wait
The Meta is real.
If this was irl u would be yelling at me 😢
Is this based on a true story? Like please tell me some chick has confronted you because her boyfriend listened to your videos