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  • @user-gq3ho4vk4s
    @user-gq3ho4vk4s Месяц назад +12390

    Only reason Abaddon is gonna survive the next few decades is the lion’s GODDAMN ARTHRITIS

    • @RonOnTheWay
      @RonOnTheWay Месяц назад +563

      Well that and the 8pm bed time.

    • @coltonthorpe7812
      @coltonthorpe7812 Месяц назад +391

      Well, also ludicrous amounts of plot armor. That seems to be his main defense.

    • @immortalwarrior2695
      @immortalwarrior2695 Месяц назад +194

      I don't think Lion has an arthritis problem since he dunked Angron like it's nothing

    • @-DA-ONE-
      @-DA-ONE- Месяц назад +41

      ​@@immortalwarrior2695wait he beats angronn?

    • @andrejjelcic3675
      @andrejjelcic3675 Месяц назад +167

      @@immortalwarrior2695 No, he literally says that his bones are aching in the Son of the Forest. The only reason he beat Angron is because he can magically teleport to dodge using the Forest Walking and has the Emperrors shield to magically reflect attacks if he can't dodge.

  • @shuttlecock58
    @shuttlecock58 Месяц назад +6973

    Wakes up from a 10,000 year nap
    Wrestles great beasts
    Breaks a sorcerer like Bane
    "Why am i so damn slow" my favorite 😂😂

    • @OfficerIreneEnclave
      @OfficerIreneEnclave Месяц назад +252

      He probably used to just rip them apart when he was younger

    • @cassiusaureliusanima
      @cassiusaureliusanima Месяц назад +275

      He is still warming up. 10.000 years nap? Have you woken up after 10 hours sleep? You are not a person until some time has passed. Imagine 10.000 years of that. It is going to take time. And I bet he didn't sleep in a bed either.

    • @BM-wf9uf
      @BM-wf9uf Месяц назад +263

      ​@@OfficerIreneEnclaveHe actually addresses this very thing in the book. He talks about being just fractionally slower, weaker and having slightly less endurance.
      He relies on his sons to support him in battle now where before he says he would just charge in bare hands and rip everything a new one.

    • @sovereign-of-scars4372
      @sovereign-of-scars4372 Месяц назад +248

      ​​@@BM-wf9uf I'm imagining a custodian when they "retire."
      Custodian: Damn! I was a whole nanosecond slower than usual. Oh well, time to screw off into deep space and become an Eye of the Emperor.

    • @TheBKnight3
      @TheBKnight3 Месяц назад +56

      Does Coffee still exist in 40k?
      I ask because people are waaay different after taking some, including myself.
      It might help if the metabolism isn't insane right?
      Even the Space Wolves have themselves a drink.

  • @danieljvanrensburg
    @danieljvanrensburg Месяц назад +7843

    Bro too chad to realise ageing is a thing

    • @T-1001
      @T-1001 Месяц назад +343

      Well it would be a bit rough going to sleep as a 30 year old and waking up as a 60 year old.

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus Месяц назад +182

      Especially in the crusade era (not that they existed long enough to know) but space marines didnt live long enough to grow old
      Lion el Johnson is the *only* primarch to have sat through 10,000 years - they are literally too 'chad' to even know they age at all, they grew to the size they are and then they could've been there for all eternity for all they knew
      Guilliman stasis, everyone else either the warp, dead or literal immortal (vulkan)

    • @AngryHomunculus
      @AngryHomunculus Месяц назад +80

      ​@@PJOZeus TBF Dantioch was aged 3000 years by the Hrud, and that seemed to be enough to cause him to have to use a cane sometimes.

    • @johnhenry3726
      @johnhenry3726 Месяц назад +59

      Same vibes as Rogal Dorn literally not knowing what fear was until someone pointed out that what he was feeling was fear.

    • @rwagingsloth9528
      @rwagingsloth9528 Месяц назад +30

      @@AngryHomunculus keeping in mind perturabo was also hit by the Hrud and absolutely felt himself aging. from what i recall perturabo seems relatively unaffected physically, but his armor is damaged (worn out?) by the aging so it must have been a significant amount of time that passed.
      edit- ive been corrected! perty and his armor were completely unnaffected despite being blasted by the hrud while his surroundings crumbled to dust by the "aging".

  • @the_WAAAGGHH
    @the_WAAAGGHH Месяц назад +6450

    Bro just called the lion a boomer LMAOO

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo Месяц назад

      Let us all be real. All Primarchs are Boomers.
      ...
      Shit I hear a loud whistling sou- *explosion and vox disconnected*

    • @tefras14
      @tefras14 Месяц назад +125

      And so the Lion boomed him

    • @TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs
      @TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs Месяц назад +31

      Good one😂​@@tefras14

    • @chinchillinyo5171
      @chinchillinyo5171 Месяц назад +24

      ​@tefras14 I think that would be a great way to go because lets be real, the guys back is broken, and they were going to kill him anyway.

    • @PerfectionHunter
      @PerfectionHunter 22 дня назад +2

      This writing is just GWs way of nerfing the Lion

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 Месяц назад +2128

    Kinda like the Custodes who resign because they've grown "too slow".
    When "too slow" for them means losing mere fractions of a second of reaction time xD

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 Месяц назад +162

      At that point, they could just join a space marine chapter and serve among the troops. Their slow is more than the peak of a space marine

    • @JCDFlex
      @JCDFlex Месяц назад

      @@lego007guym8 They do serve as spies who go into places no one else dares to tread.

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 Месяц назад +196

      ​@@lego007guym8retired custodes do still serve tho, like informants back to their active brothers... But most wild thing I heard when they retire is them being recon or stealth... Like how? lol

    • @talscorner3696
      @talscorner3696 Месяц назад +54

      @@lego007guym8 they're usually required for *much* higher profile missions, at that point xD

    • @Ironclad-FTW
      @Ironclad-FTW Месяц назад +148

      @@ashurad_fox5991”is that a golden giant in the bushes staring at us through binoculars?

  • @andrejjelcic3675
    @andrejjelcic3675 Месяц назад +3792

    It was great how he described the feeling of getting tired and struggling. He literally thought he got cursed by the Chaos cultist. He could not even cut an Obliterator until he found a power sword. In comparison - Guiliman, moments after he was woken from stasis, punched a Terminator and the dude inside the armor flew out of the back of the armor and got embedded into a wall. Old Primach vs Young Primarch.

    • @adog6495
      @adog6495 Месяц назад +384

      Ah ultramarine plot armor

    • @MO-uy5gq
      @MO-uy5gq Месяц назад +975

      I mean guiliman was in stasis the entire time, the lion was just kind of sleeping in a cave for 10000 years. The blueberry didn't have a chance to age

    • @andrejjelcic3675
      @andrejjelcic3675 Месяц назад +306

      @@MO-uy5gq I meant no offense against the lion I am just explaining why would he think he was impeded.

    • @hammer1349
      @hammer1349 Месяц назад +460

      Bobby G also woke up in a full suit of armour with a built-in primarch sized power fist. Guilliman will never not have a weapon while in that armour

    • @calebblaha7854
      @calebblaha7854 Месяц назад +407

      Maybe Lionel just had muscle atrophy. He was just laying there for millenia.

  • @SignedWithBlood
    @SignedWithBlood Месяц назад +2146

    He went to the rock that makes you old.

    • @Bloodyknite
      @Bloodyknite Месяц назад +136

      He was asleep in the what?

    • @SignedWithBlood
      @SignedWithBlood Месяц назад +189

      @@Bloodyknite In the Rock that makes you old.

    • @Thought_Processing_
      @Thought_Processing_ Месяц назад +150

      @@SignedWithBlooddon’t be ridiculous. A rock can’t make you old.

    • @SignedWithBlood
      @SignedWithBlood Месяц назад +205

      @@Thought_Processing_ have you seen the lion? He was young and now he's old. Because he went to the rock that makes you old.

    • @TitaniumRobotSeacow
      @TitaniumRobotSeacow Месяц назад

      @@Bloodyknite Deez Nuts

  • @brll5733
    @brll5733 Месяц назад +5262

    I like how even the Chaos Marine respects a Primarch enough to say "My Lord"
    Edit: so apparently it was meant mockingly, shame

    • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
      @aldrinmilespartosa1578 Месяц назад +361

      I guest he might remind him of the past. Though the corruption set in afterwards.

    • @browniechann88blackie55
      @browniechann88blackie55 Месяц назад +406

      I lions mere presence made marines wish he was their primarch even his brothers weren't immune angron felt fear for the 1st time in 10000 years upon seeing him stride forth

    • @clauricaune
      @clauricaune Месяц назад +223

      In the book it is written in italics, as if he was saying it mockingly.

    • @chrisf7730
      @chrisf7730 Месяц назад +81

      I think its either that, or it’s sarcasm

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Месяц назад +64

      It's true, though. Mr Johnson is the older brother of ALL primarchs. 🙂

  • @keikei2942
    @keikei2942 Месяц назад +2141

    Least arrogant chaos space marines

    • @WintersTheSixth
      @WintersTheSixth Месяц назад +169

      No I think he was genuinely flabbergasted that Lion didn't look at a mirror or anything

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation Месяц назад

      On the contrary, I think this chaos space marine is actually quite honest to some degree.
      He's literally in awe of the Lion's prowess and wonders how could such a man possibly be "impeded"

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn Месяц назад +9

      tho I think it would be something sevetar would say to him.

    • @XDerNetteMannX
      @XDerNetteMannX Месяц назад +12

      How was he arrogant?

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Месяц назад +14

      ​@XDerNetteMannX You gotta have a certain level of arrogance to worship Chaos to begin with, tbh, knowing full well how they operate.
      "Oh, I know that the Chaos Gods discard both demons and mortals at a whim. But that's not gonna happen to me!"

  • @davidkoudelka10
    @davidkoudelka10 Месяц назад +855

    I do know Majorkill once theorized that while the primarchs are immortal and don’t “age” like we do, he theorized that their body changes depending on their sort of “mentality” due to their psyker abilities. For instance, Guilliman hadn’t aged a day when he woke up from stasis, however after serving the Imperium for several years he looks much visibly older and growing grey hairs from stress. He theorized that while the Lion is temporarily weakened, he’ll eventually regain his old strength.

    • @halofly3
      @halofly3 Месяц назад +137

      I think it’s stress from the leadership position they’re in. Look at previous US president’s before starting and after leaving the presidency pictures. The job is only 4 to 8 years but they all look like they had the life sucked out of them.

    • @62sy
      @62sy Месяц назад

      I assure you that is not a theory Majorkill came up with. That “theory” has existed as cannon lore for AT LEAST 11 years now… in the unremembered empire, Euton describes Sanguinius as constantly shifting and changing depending on his and the primearch’s mood. He remarks that many of the primearchs have this trait… but none more then Sanguinius.
      Sanguinius is also remarked to have constantly changing eye color depending on his mood. His feathers have also been remarked to not be just white, but all the hues of color… his armor also changes color and his hair turns darker when he is in mourning.

    • @helloguys5557
      @helloguys5557 Месяц назад +65

      @@halofly3most of them were pretty old people before even being in office so 4 to 8 years is still a lot

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 Месяц назад +95

      If you read sona of forest, hie does regain his strengh over time.
      That's early on. He shakes the rust off over course of the book. Passing trials and gaining more war gear etc.
      Once he finally ready, he finds some more like his old form.

    • @Tk3997
      @Tk3997 Месяц назад +60

      This is pretty much canon, the whole "Hrud aged marines to dust and the Primarch is just like 'whaterver" thing pretty well proves it.

  • @MinttheConqueror
    @MinttheConqueror Месяц назад +217

    I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of comedy in that book. Especially the PDF vox officer who told the Chaos ships to F Off. When the chaos marine responded“thats not imperial standard” I cackled so hard

  • @XtreemAlan
    @XtreemAlan Месяц назад +85

    I like to imagine the laugh at the end isn’t insanity
    He just found the situation genuinely funny

    • @TheRABIDdude
      @TheRABIDdude 28 дней назад +1

      Pretty certain that's implied

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 27 дней назад +7

      @@TheRABIDdudecome to think of it I would also laugh if he first time I meat a Primarch is then complaining about getting too old for this shit

  • @504godzilla
    @504godzilla Месяц назад +745

    Seeing the lion go from a monster to someone who thinks critically and would rather not make a fight the first option is wild.

    • @ambion19
      @ambion19 Месяц назад +148

      The watchers in the dark needed him asleep for one year to heal his wounds, and 9999 years to calm his temperament

    • @danieltukua4527
      @danieltukua4527 Месяц назад +23

      They were probably inspired by Kratos when making him wiser in his old age tbh

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz Месяц назад +6

      bro ain't the top dog in strength anymore

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz Месяц назад +7

      ​@@danieltukua4527kinda bad writing, his mind is still the same before being put in to the coma

    • @waypoint732
      @waypoint732 Месяц назад +14

      I mean he had a lot of time to think
      "oh shit, i actually fuck up a lot"

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 Месяц назад +765

    "Old! Old Bastard!"
    -Zepheriahothalon the baby eater

    • @notusneo
      @notusneo Месяц назад +71

      Is that Nigel and Marmalade references

    • @masterwizard8090
      @masterwizard8090 Месяц назад +22

      ​@@notusneo that is nigel and marmelade reference

    • @archietiberius5005
      @archietiberius5005 Месяц назад +20

      NIGEL AND MARMALADE REFERENCE!

    • @borischan5252
      @borischan5252 Месяц назад

      @@notusneo teeth bird: Lion BAStard

    • @Joe_biden_loves_minors_
      @Joe_biden_loves_minors_ Месяц назад +11

      ​@@archietiberius5005he's Nigel that tiny wizard riding upon his dog-horse stee-

  • @thefinesthobbo4524
    @thefinesthobbo4524 Месяц назад +30

    "WHAT IS THIS AFFLICTION? My body aches though no work was done. My vision weakens though they hold no scars... WHY DO I SUDDENLY WANT PRUNES?"

  • @julianpradarodriguez7336
    @julianpradarodriguez7336 Месяц назад +99

    Lion "how is it possible?!"
    Chaos Space marine "maybe its the ten thousand year nap you took, my lord'

  • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
    @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 Месяц назад +82

    The funny thing about this bit is that seeing the Primarch after ten thousand years the Chaos Marine was probably the happiest highlight of his life.

  • @nathanalexander5598
    @nathanalexander5598 Месяц назад +391

    "Damn kids and their heretic magicks"
    -Lion probably

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 Месяц назад +4

      how many time do we need to teach you this lesson old man

  • @andreivoicu7162
    @andreivoicu7162 Месяц назад +20

    I love that the Chaos Space Marine said that the Lion "broke his back like he was a child".
    You know he was talking from experience.

  • @twatmere9726
    @twatmere9726 Месяц назад +104

    "YOU SIMPLY GOT OLD!"
    *Guilliman shows up*
    "Wait...but he's....huh...maybe you do have something wrong?"

    • @Bananakingchad
      @Bananakingchad Месяц назад +5

      Lion aged 10k year gully guy g rob was frozen

    • @GHOSTTIEF
      @GHOSTTIEF Месяц назад

      They had to nerf him somehow

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@GHOSTTIEFLater on he takes the belt to five Chaos Terminators and defeats them in seconds. His 2ic just arrived after he put the last one in the dirt.

    • @Nudhul
      @Nudhul 25 дней назад +2

      Guilliman was in a stasts tank. He didn't age a single day. Meanwhile, Lion had to get to the future the old fashioned way.

  • @coltonthorpe7812
    @coltonthorpe7812 Месяц назад +460

    The lion traded in his power armor for some jean shorts, a tucked in polo from kohls, some white new balances, and tube socks. He'd be more than happy to tell you all about his black stone grill too.

    • @Calibretto9
      @Calibretto9 Месяц назад +31

      I feel attacked.

    • @andrejjelcic3675
      @andrejjelcic3675 Месяц назад +10

      LOL Best comment! LMAO

    • @yichlyichl4204
      @yichlyichl4204 Месяц назад +28

      Don't forget his power mower and chainbackscratcher.

    • @GaIvatr0n
      @GaIvatr0n Месяц назад +13

      HAHAHA! Black stone grill sounds amazing.. With some black and green Jordan 4's

    • @dragonheart1335
      @dragonheart1335 Месяц назад +12

      You just know he drives a corvette, too.

  • @solbadguy9025
    @solbadguy9025 Месяц назад +205

    And then when he meets with Guilliman again he'll definitely question why he hasn't aged a day while him did

    • @kingyouki5904
      @kingyouki5904 Месяц назад +26

      Logistics

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 Месяц назад +65

      "When I entered my slumber, I did so in a highly advanced stasis chamber, designed to preserve my strength and youth even as millennia passed by like hours. When you did the same, brother, you did so in a cave"

    • @Afoxi
      @Afoxi Месяц назад

      Guilliman has apparently aged RAPIDLY from the stress of managithe Imperium.

    • @elgerifico
      @elgerifico Месяц назад +11

      Guilliman will have aged more than him in the few years due to stress.

    • @pedromoura1446
      @pedromoura1446 Месяц назад +2

      By the power of management.
      Usually that means you suck the life out of your employees but in Bobbie Gorillaman's case having a stasis chamber around was just good future proofing.

  • @yichlyichl4204
    @yichlyichl4204 Месяц назад +85

    Man just needs his morning joe.
    The funny part is that it's entirely possible that the CSM had been alive for longer than the Lion was even up and about before being entombed in The Rock.

    • @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
      @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature Месяц назад

      Chainsawman

    • @yichlyichl4204
      @yichlyichl4204 Месяц назад

      @@Handles_arent_a_needed_feature ?

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah, but even if the Chaos Marine was an O.G. who'd been at the Siege of Terra, it's been pretty well established that the Warp changes the flow of time pretty significantly. Big Bobby Blue was essentially flash-frozen in stasis, and the Traitors have been preserved to some greater or lesser degree by Warp weirdness. The Lion has been in realspace the entire time, just waiting for the alarm clock.

  • @gordontheseal
    @gordontheseal Месяц назад +7

    “Lmao ur old”
    - Chaos Space Marine

  • @maduikevictory
    @maduikevictory Месяц назад +131

    Bro's simply rusty from his ten thousand year nap

  • @AmerikanSkull
    @AmerikanSkull Месяц назад +13

    "You're old lol"- Chaos Space Marine.

  • @derkaiserzen
    @derkaiserzen Месяц назад +165

    I'd imagined Lion with a bunch of Salonpas patches on his back lol

  • @edwardfrench9368
    @edwardfrench9368 Месяц назад +123

    At least the dude called him "my lord". Just because youre evil, doesnt mean you cant have class.

    • @derpderp8440
      @derpderp8440 Месяц назад +11

      TO be fair, it is the lion. Bro's aura commands respect. Hell other primarchs both respect and fear him.

    • @nmr7203
      @nmr7203 Месяц назад +5

      He's making fun of him, the voice acting direction on this channel is just really bad

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 Месяц назад +3

    Lion regarding the passage of 10,000 years: “that’s hard pass from me, must be space magic”

  • @richardtaillon1616
    @richardtaillon1616 Месяц назад +15

    My favorite bit from this interaction is the Chaos marine still called Lion "my lord."

  • @chaosomega623
    @chaosomega623 Месяц назад +2

    Chaos Bro really went from fearful and impressed to mocking and proud after finding out a freakin PRIMARCH is actually waning

  • @0-Templar-0
    @0-Templar-0 Месяц назад +4

    "Darn kids and their lobotomised flying baby gadgets! Back in my day, we used something called the "telephone." -Old Lion

  • @ankec7567
    @ankec7567 Месяц назад +85

    I mean the guy was right. 😂

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 Месяц назад +1

      True

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 Месяц назад +1

      I just love how chaos guy is suprised loyal Primarch still live... but then he got distracted by his wrinkles and laught

  • @keulron2290
    @keulron2290 Месяц назад +12

    El’Johnson simply reached the point where he won’t reach his prime in a day without a good two or three cups of coffee.

  • @aditghifari5039
    @aditghifari5039 Месяц назад +9

    After your nephew mocks you for being old :

  • @markazade
    @markazade Месяц назад +2

    The bolt pistol shot is perfect.

  • @Btester2
    @Btester2 Месяц назад +3

    "What sorcery is this?"
    "Your just old dude."
    Hilarious

  • @totalNERD-eo7wx
    @totalNERD-eo7wx Месяц назад +27

    I imagine that the Lion isn't actually impeded by age, he's just still in the process of waking up fully

    • @AlucardHellsing-ct4ej
      @AlucardHellsing-ct4ej Месяц назад +7

      He was on a rock for 10,000 years. Of course he is stiff and tired

    • @boartank
      @boartank Месяц назад +1

      Just read The End and the Death III and imagine Sanguinius going turbo anime on Horus but replace him with Lion. That would be how I imagine young Lion

    • @boartank
      @boartank Месяц назад +1

      No. Sanguinius did all that anime stuff after fighting Kabandha, Angron, a couple Titans on the Eternity Gate, and with half his guts ripped out and no sleep in less than 3 days.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@boartankDid you just respond to yourself?

    • @sanguinarius4458
      @sanguinarius4458 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@starhammer5247 😂 Same thought.

  • @DarrenDior
    @DarrenDior Месяц назад +56

    Old Lion just needs a good stretch

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 Месяц назад +32

    That moment was so much fun. Even a Primarch does not live for millenia without it leaving marks. It makes me curious what effects time has on the other Primarchs.

    • @terminallove3531
      @terminallove3531 Месяц назад +15

      Perturabo was aged 3k years by the Hrud.
      He also said he felt old.

    • @messiusonline2817
      @messiusonline2817 Месяц назад +3

      we'll we sure as hell know about corax

    • @terminallove3531
      @terminallove3531 Месяц назад +7

      @@messiusonline2817
      Time in the Immaterium doesn't work the same as in the material universe.
      And Corax is now a Warp entity himself.

    • @amonkeigh4970
      @amonkeigh4970 Месяц назад +1

      @@terminallove3531 as previously stated, this is false. Stop parroting something you saw in the comments.

    • @terminallove3531
      @terminallove3531 Месяц назад

      @@amonkeigh4970
      What's false?

  • @thomasmedveddubois4566
    @thomasmedveddubois4566 Месяц назад +44

    He is REALY old now

    • @hell1942
      @hell1942 Месяц назад

      How long till he like dies of old age then

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin Месяц назад +1

      I don't even think he's old. I think he's just out of shape.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic Месяц назад

      Nah, just over-slept, Lion's a primarch, age doesn't rot them.

  • @catman9985
    @catman9985 Месяц назад +23

    Lionel johnson, sounds like an old mans name

  • @cymuzjoe6011
    @cymuzjoe6011 Месяц назад +40

    To be fair, if im woken from a long beauty nap, i too feel sluggish and old

  • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
    @aldrinmilespartosa1578 Месяц назад +26

    That's why you shouldn't lay on a slab of rock for 10k years.

  • @thepostaldude2217
    @thepostaldude2217 Месяц назад +27

    Based and correct chaos marine

  • @grayfullbuster1242
    @grayfullbuster1242 Месяц назад +14

    The return of the Lion was well written and better than how they handle gulliman.
    The Lion literally had to start from scratch and paved his way to reclaim the stars.

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 Месяц назад +7

      I mean Gulliman was not that bad, just shocking... since it's out of the blue.
      The imperium is losing, Cadia fell (not the guards, they still stand), the Imperium got divided in half...
      And all of a sudden, with the help of the Eldar. Gulliman is back, bringing the inevitable downfall of the imperium to uncertainty (and a chance for the Imperium)

    • @N0T-A-B0T
      @N0T-A-B0T Месяц назад +4

      Initially. I expect as soon as he meets back up with Guilliman he will be handed an armada and a bunch of primaris

    • @grayfullbuster1242
      @grayfullbuster1242 Месяц назад +4

      @N0T-A-B0T he already has a crusade fleet and a legion.
      In the book Lazarus it implies that he is calling all Dark angels back to the Rock Successors chapters as well.

    • @N0T-A-B0T
      @N0T-A-B0T Месяц назад +2

      @@grayfullbuster1242 thx for the lore update. Lion: Son of the Forest, is the most up to date (chronology) I know of El Johnson. Is Lazarus the newest one?

    • @grayfullbuster1242
      @grayfullbuster1242 Месяц назад +2

      @N0T-A-B0T Yeah it is.
      Lazarus wasn't there in the battle against Vashtor. He was given a different mission at that time.
      But it doesn't give hint of the Lion it just end when he receives the messaged that the Lion is calling them home

  • @seanmorrison9574
    @seanmorrison9574 Месяц назад +14

    Turns into the joker in his last no moments, heck I’ll laugh anyway wahahahaha!!!

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 6 дней назад

      same gotten Mark Hammel flashbacks

  • @user-bj5rw9cq1q
    @user-bj5rw9cq1q Месяц назад +2

    "You simply got old"
    "You don't"
    *BANG*

  • @RoballTV
    @RoballTV Месяц назад +29

    Being a Primarch, and therefore an apex being:
    When he says slower and weaker, does he means slower and weaker like a space marine gene son would?
    Or slower and weaker like a perfect human Custodes would?
    Cos one is waaaay more impactful than the other.

    • @ansur1783
      @ansur1783 Месяц назад +10

      Probably the second case is the most accurate to his condition but i think even now he is a lot over the Custodes level in everything and anything

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin Месяц назад +3

      I'm also almost positive that he's only slow because he is out of shape, and he just needs to do a bit of purging to get back into that prime physicality.
      Remember how he grew up on a world covered in monsters? Now he'll have plenty of practice.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Месяц назад +1

      He later slaughters a bunch of Chaos Terminators in seconds. He was just getting back into the swing of things. Guy ran a gauntlet against the Primarchs near the end of the book.

  • @holdenmcgroin8699
    @holdenmcgroin8699 Месяц назад +6

    Dark Angels: anyone gonna tell dad he’s old?
    Traitor Marine: i’m dead anyway so lemme do it

  • @LegionaryHunter
    @LegionaryHunter Месяц назад +3

    when you woke up for a 10k year power nap and your joints are creaky

  • @ravenguard0098
    @ravenguard0098 Месяц назад +10

    Well at least he is not at a level of old like Dante who is currently feeling the effects of aging more such as no longer being able to fight just as long in his younger years and has taken sleep when he could when he could have been awake for far longer.
    Still I hope the Lion's aging makes him understand regular humans more.

  • @blackmoon2128
    @blackmoon2128 29 дней назад +3

    Say what you will, bro got terrified, and still found in him the will to fucking taunt and mock the one in front of him. I hope I have these guts when my time comes.

  • @basteala525
    @basteala525 27 дней назад +4

    CSM voice actor is spot on.

  • @sirhanescobar
    @sirhanescobar Месяц назад +1

    I love the fact that the chaos space marine finds it funny that the lion is asking “Did you give me some sort of nerf spell” and proceeds to laugh and told him off as old HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @benjidooble5643
    @benjidooble5643 5 дней назад +2

    Funny to see the chaos tainted marine still refer to the son of his greatest enemy and the grandfather he betrayed as "my lord"

  • @Loydthehighwayman
    @Loydthehighwayman Месяц назад +3

    Dude got the last laugh. On the Lion, no less.

  • @solusnostre7399
    @solusnostre7399 21 день назад +1

    Dude freaking roasted the lion in his dying moments. That is one hellava flex!

  • @yaboikiba4302
    @yaboikiba4302 12 дней назад +2

    Chaos Marine: "Boomer"
    Lion's Bolter: *BOOM*

  • @kokaomf
    @kokaomf Месяц назад +2

    He was sleeping in The Rock that makes you old.

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty Месяц назад +2

    "broke my back as though I were a child"
    wtf does that traitor get up to in his spare time?!

  • @soulslvr9562
    @soulslvr9562 Месяц назад +3

    "Youre not wrong... doesnt make it anyless insulting"
    - Lion L Johnson (probably)

  • @Ruggedtoaster
    @Ruggedtoaster Месяц назад +29

    Every time I see a lion video I am reminded that in 40K the word for forest is “Johnson”

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 Месяц назад +1

      🤓 Actually i the word for forest is John😅

    • @timhorsburgh2193
      @timhorsburgh2193 7 дней назад +1

      Only on Caliban.

    • @Ruggedtoaster
      @Ruggedtoaster 7 дней назад

      @@timhorsburgh2193 well considering that they didn’t need endless translators when they showed up I’m pretty sure they speak the same language. And it’s just funnier to think of that along with the son named Wolf Wolf big E also has a son named lion forest

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 12 дней назад +2

    It’s interesting how the CSM still refers to him as “my lord.” Guy at least still knows his manners.

    • @strandalx
      @strandalx 12 дней назад +1

      I like to believe chaos marines, especially ancient ones hold some kind of respect (special hatred) for the Primarchs

  • @mphoramathe1801
    @mphoramathe1801 28 дней назад +3

    What would make it interesting is if the Lion's "age" was more due to him subconsciously perceiving himself as old

  • @el52
    @el52 Месяц назад +1

    At least he went out with a laugh (and a bang) 😂😂😂😂

  • @theprelate4219
    @theprelate4219 Месяц назад +12

    I'm just facepalming at the fact that pretty much any Imperial noble could help him out. There are a LOT of ways to reverse aging in the Imperium if you have the money.

    • @justwannabehappy6735
      @justwannabehappy6735 Месяц назад +3

      It's kinda weird that he aged to begin with. It is said that Astartes aren't supposed to age in some sources, but in other instances, they clearly do (Sigismund, for example).

    • @theprelate4219
      @theprelate4219 Месяц назад

      @@justwannabehappy6735 Ya it's just... such a fixable problem for one in his position.

    • @shadeofsound23
      @shadeofsound23 Месяц назад +4

      It's a thing to consider, but also worth mentioning is that Primarchs aren't just Super Space Marines (those are the Primaris).
      They're weird, and the least removed from the Emperor's weirdness.
      Reversing aging of a Primarch is probably not a trivial thing.

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@justwannabehappy6735Astartes do age slowly, really slowly... like atleast 2-3k years before you see them look like in their 50's. (but majority of them rarely get to atleast 1k, excluding the ones on dreadnought)
      But I guess the reason he aged was him not being in a stasis chamber, unlike Gulliman? and he was gone for what 11k years.

    • @daddypudding9074
      @daddypudding9074 Месяц назад

      @@shadeofsound23I agree, most medicines and everything are just pointless on a primarch, as their biology is naturally better than most treatment.
      At the same time, it probably resists a lot of it, considering most medicines are a type of poison, and primarchs are notoriously hard to poison.
      It’d probably resist most of the changes, if they could even break his skin with the equipment.

  • @matthewrolfe23
    @matthewrolfe23 Месяц назад +2

    "Haha, you are simply so old."
    "may be old, yet with many experience."
    "What would that be?"
    (lionel request a belt selection) "PICK."
    "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK!!

  • @TGMasaka
    @TGMasaka 17 дней назад +1

    "You got old!"
    "But you won't..."

  • @seneca4134
    @seneca4134 Месяц назад +2

    Your voice impression of the chaos space marine was so good

    • @whyuhatan
      @whyuhatan Месяц назад

      And the gunshot at the end 😂

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 6 дней назад +1

    man that Chaos boy went Joker in the end

  • @gray2805
    @gray2805 28 дней назад +3

    That final shot was definitely zabrial because he was simply offended on his father’s behalf

  • @diegosigua2106
    @diegosigua2106 15 дней назад +3

    lion: Why are you still young!!!
    Guiliman: Stasis by Maybelline Cosmetics

  • @Cornerboy73
    @Cornerboy73 Месяц назад +2

    To be fair, this encounter happened relatively early on in the book. Lion started out with amnesia and not even knowing who he was. I think after a 10k year nap, we can forgive him for being a little stiff. By the end of the book, he had shaken the rust off and was back to wrecking face as usual. Still, this was a great scene (there was a fair bit of humor in that book but it was well-placed and landed well. I hope we get another soon; this more seasoned Lion is proving to be a pretty cool character).

  • @dylanisonfireOG
    @dylanisonfireOG 4 дня назад +2

    I'm pretty sure that Primarchs aren't supposed to age at all, his "aging" is simply a reflection of how he feels. All the Primarchs have "things" they're capable of that they don't realize (warp related "things"), but to my knowledge, only Corvus (basically) has realized his potential and the Lion is next in line in regard to realizing what he can do--like his discovery of forest walk.

  • @usejffttuju58
    @usejffttuju58 Месяц назад +1

    "Hah you old"
    Lion:🤔😮😡

  •  Месяц назад

    going out with a heartfell cackle even at the sight of the lion...what a madlad

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Месяц назад

    It sounds like a light-hearted taunt despite it being from a chaos space marine

  • @Reaper6913
    @Reaper6913 Месяц назад +1

    Chaos marine:. Im gonna die but at least i can make sure you don't enjoy it.

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 Месяц назад

    The guy still has that "10,000 year long nap" grogginess, lol

  • @kapilthevkanapathipillai6424
    @kapilthevkanapathipillai6424 Месяц назад +2

    OLD LION STILL ROARS

  • @TechNinjaSigma
    @TechNinjaSigma Месяц назад +4

    I remember there was a part where he says that, as he is now, Konrad would've killed him.

  • @jacobbragg9958
    @jacobbragg9958 Месяц назад

    The voice acting this guy does is phenomenal

  • @GrasshopperKelly
    @GrasshopperKelly Месяц назад

    Respect… the guy knew he was dead and decided to go out with a joke.

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 Месяц назад

    I like the fact that the Chaos Marine called him "My Lord." it kind of implies that no matter what else is going on, all Astartes, even the traitors, respect how amazingly deadly the Lion is.

  • @toddrancejackson6976
    @toddrancejackson6976 26 дней назад

    You know the first thought going through that mans head as the lion revealed his identity was 'well s**t'

  • @waxierzero2198
    @waxierzero2198 Месяц назад +1

    I wonder what will happen the the Lion and Guilliman meet. The epic argument they will have with their sons watching from the sidelines as their fathers argue about if guilliman has a anti aging device and him repeatedly denying it.

  • @Zin_The_Ghoul
    @Zin_The_Ghoul Месяц назад +3

    Bro really said DAM YOUR OLD

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy Месяц назад +1

    "You simply got old! I mean literally got old! Ain't no chaos tomfoolery or psykic magecraft cursed on to you, you are literally, biologically OLD!"

  • @nlm7033
    @nlm7033 15 дней назад

    Chaos Space Marine: "Wait, what? That just sounds like Arthritis."

  • @kaligath6616
    @kaligath6616 Месяц назад

    Chaos gods watching this cracking up saying "give that guy a medal when he gets here."

  • @schwegburt3002
    @schwegburt3002 18 часов назад

    I love how the Emperor engineered male pattern baldness into the Lion.

  • @SeanCrosser
    @SeanCrosser Месяц назад

    Hey, even a Chaos Marine still calls him "My Lord"

  • @deshawnprice7196
    @deshawnprice7196 Месяц назад +1

    What a way to go out roasting a demigod

  • @TurboSpaceKitten
    @TurboSpaceKitten Месяц назад +1

    Taunted? Dude just made a respectful observation. "What did you do to me, why my bones crunchy??" "Bruh youre old as fuck"

  • @pixelgun4789
    @pixelgun4789 Месяц назад +1

    Ok... Good work on voice acting. Especially for Chaos Space Marine.

  • @Not.Jason.from.the.southwest
    @Not.Jason.from.the.southwest Месяц назад +1

    The Lion wakes up, slaughters heretics, reforms the Dark Angels, then checks his 401k. Realizes it only a 40k after inflation!

  • @wolvo5441
    @wolvo5441 Месяц назад +1

    They couldn’t have him young he’d be OP as fuck

  • @Bajicoy
    @Bajicoy Месяц назад +6

    I would be a little confused too if I was an imortal demi god of war but got the short stick when robot girlyman got the stasis field and anime waifu

  • @gicoleli7261
    @gicoleli7261 13 дней назад +1

    He laughed like the Joker