Prune Fruit Trees Like a Psychopath

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @davidthegood
    @davidthegood  3 года назад +8

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    • @LoraCreates
      @LoraCreates 2 года назад +1

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    • @camis.1347
      @camis.1347 Год назад

      Pruning them at this stage seems like you're going to lose sooo much time to get to fruiting, no?! Now they have to produce more leaves before they can get to blooms and fruit. Idk, my knowledge is limited with fruit trees. I have a few but they're all babies.

  • @janebadon3988
    @janebadon3988 3 года назад +110

    He was a nice sort of neighbor...polite and quiet, sorta kept to himself. It did seem a little extreme, the way he pruned his saplings...and he even called them names before hacking them to bits!

  • @jeniferm9095
    @jeniferm9095 2 года назад +8

    How you are not the most popular RUclipsr is beyond me! You are talented and really freaking funny!!!

  • @ZE308AC
    @ZE308AC 3 года назад +40

    David the Good Is always showing people to stop being afraid and just do it!

    • @introtwerp
      @introtwerp 3 года назад +3

      Yasss and not follow stupid rigid rules

    • @ZE308AC
      @ZE308AC 3 года назад +1

      @@introtwerp most defenetly

  • @Jo_mommah
    @Jo_mommah 3 года назад +45

    “There’ll be no whimpy trees in this garden,” as he cuts the young treeling in half. 😂🤣💕

    • @LostInThisGardenofLife
      @LostInThisGardenofLife 3 года назад +5

      They’ll pick themselves up by the bootstraps.

    • @NS-pf2zc
      @NS-pf2zc 3 года назад +3

      I gasped. Lol

    • @LostInThisGardenofLife
      @LostInThisGardenofLife 3 года назад +2

      @@NS-pf2zc lol

    • @Jo_mommah
      @Jo_mommah 3 года назад +2

      Haha! I mean..I’m here for it. I’ve got friends who won’t even prune a tomato 😐

  • @annebeck2208
    @annebeck2208 3 года назад +11

    I inherited 12 very short fruit trees from the original owner...she must have read both the "Grow a Little Fruit Tree" and the Japanese pruning method. They are 3-5 feet tall and about 20 feet wide...very productive and so easy to pick. I have been trying to replicate that in my new trees!

  • @VagabondAnne
    @VagabondAnne 3 года назад +16

    I did this very thing 3 days ago: Stella Cherry, Royal Blenheim Apricot, Damson Plum, Muir Peach, all trimmed according to the instructions by Ann Ralph.

  • @kaykes7012
    @kaykes7012 3 года назад +12

    😂😂😂 that smile after you said you like us.

  • @fergusfarm3793
    @fergusfarm3793 3 года назад +6

    Dormant sticks and I go way back. Love those guys

  • @ravenwolf7128
    @ravenwolf7128 3 года назад +9

    Hey David! I second that pruning technique! I've been hacking back trees all winter preventing them from becoming monsters--yes, I top trees! I have to cram yet more fruit trees into a limited space because I'm a plant addict.
    And I always mow down my heritage raspberries to the ground--just mow right over them. And they come back like crazy. And the blackberries get 12 feet tall, so they are not wimpy plants. We prune them in mid-summer and the next year the cut canes put out side branches and fruit. After fruiting, the cane dies and we cut them out. They are always pushing up new canes. They love getting cut cut cut cut.....

  • @stonedapefarmer
    @stonedapefarmer 3 года назад +25

    I was going to say "Joke's on you! I already do everything like a psychopath!" But you already knew my secret.

  • @dirtpatcheaven
    @dirtpatcheaven 3 года назад +18

    I brought one of those long tree saws this year because some of my trees are just out of control and I don't want to climb that high to take things down. Going to let them be coppiced and use their young shoots for cutting and planting new trees. Thanks for the video.

    • @Jeff_PNW
      @Jeff_PNW 3 года назад +3

      How tall are the trees now & what height do you want them? In my experience it's really hard to kill most fruit trees. I've cut over 1/3 off overgrown, old growth apple & plum trees and it didn't even faze them. BTW, I'm one of your followers.

  • @crazedfamilygardens
    @crazedfamilygardens 3 года назад +14

    "We have a mess... who bought this tree" Something I ask myself all the time. I have made the mistake of not pruning. But not now. I figure if I "mess" it up I'll just try again on another. Thanks for getting this out there.

  • @randysterk849
    @randysterk849 3 года назад +18

    When I was pruning my grandpa's blueberries he told me that don't worry about cutting the wrong thing. He said pruning is a good practice in God's Providence. Whatever I cut was supposed to be cut.

  • @marymansfield6900
    @marymansfield6900 3 года назад +8

    What amazing timing! My copy of Grow a Little Fruit Tree just arrived today!

  • @inesangel8094
    @inesangel8094 3 года назад +9

    As a bonsai enthusiast, I know “pruning promotes growth”.

  • @geoffs6357
    @geoffs6357 3 года назад +10

    10:50 confirms David is actually Superman!

  • @skippy5506
    @skippy5506 3 года назад +6

    Great video David, My dad trimmed his fruit trees last year and I took most of the trimmings and stuck them in the ground over winter, hopefully lots of trees in my future 😁

  • @lovecatspiracy
    @lovecatspiracy 3 года назад +9

    This is my jam from now on

  • @Kolar522
    @Kolar522 3 года назад +5

    I use less pruning and instead use legumes like beans and peas that I train onto the branches so they bend horizontally. I am still experimenting with this but it seems to work and the trees like it too.

  • @birdwoodpermie
    @birdwoodpermie 3 года назад +12

    Please tell me you're bringing out an album? Really hope everyone waited until the end for the pure gold there. Thanks David - awesome video and soundtrack :)

    • @ChefIsaac925
      @ChefIsaac925 Год назад

      That was the most cringe thing I ever seen in my life

  • @eSheeep
    @eSheeep 3 года назад +6

    Hey David, little quick tip for pruning thick stems: Push the stem *away* from the blade and cutting is a breeze. Greetings from Germany.

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  3 года назад +4

      Thank you

    • @eSheeep
      @eSheeep 3 года назад +2

      @@davidthegood Glad if I can help, hope it works for you as well as for me.

  • @leeolie3728
    @leeolie3728 3 года назад +6

    Someone call Ferris Bueller cuz Cameron has lost it again

  • @JR-zm2yu
    @JR-zm2yu 3 года назад +5

    @DavidTheGood Your song is very telling - we're all upside down & back to front due to the ones who believe they're more important than Humanity at large. Taking care of our own garden/backyard/business has to come first (struggling w/maintaining that focus myself these days). Getting out in the garden & pruning (live & learn process from what i gather from your video) may indeed also be therapeutic vs being overwhelmed w/what we can't control but wish we could. God Bless us 1 & all 🙏

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  3 года назад +3

      Thank you.

    • @JR-zm2yu
      @JR-zm2yu 3 года назад +1

      @@davidthegood God Bless you & your family David - we're going to be fine - keep on trucking, looking up & keeping the Faith Sir.💜🙏

  • @gillsmoke
    @gillsmoke 3 года назад +18

    OK where's your spotify or soundcloud channel?
    I think I would listen to "the rabbit and the cherry tree" and "gotta prune your plants" at least weekly.

    • @internalerror
      @internalerror 3 года назад +1

      Those and, "Saving Seeds" and the "Pink Floyd - Breathe" bossanova cover!

    • @davidschmidt270
      @davidschmidt270 3 года назад +1

      Dave's gonna go platinum.....the psycho gardener MC

  • @sandrabeck8788
    @sandrabeck8788 3 года назад +5

    David I about spewed my coffee when you lopped that first tree!!

    • @FloridaGirl-
      @FloridaGirl- 2 года назад

      Me too 🤣 That was so funny

  • @doreenbucheler2746
    @doreenbucheler2746 3 года назад +1

    I love watching you so I can learn and and laugh till my face hurts. Thanks

  • @adriennesmith.artist
    @adriennesmith.artist 3 года назад +8

    I did this recently! I decided to go with the little fruit tree method! And it is scary! Lol I got a lot of hate for it too. Never knew people had such strong feelings about how I deal with MY trees. Lolololol

  • @vinnettepope8255
    @vinnettepope8255 3 года назад +1

    Awesome 👌 pruning tutorial video

  • @delilajahn-thue3751
    @delilajahn-thue3751 3 года назад +2

    Been having fun pruning the sour cherries in the snow here. Paul from back to eden taught me via video. Lost my new pruners in the snow the other day. Still looking. Dare to prune. Less can equal more. It's a lesson.

  • @forgottenforest1
    @forgottenforest1 2 года назад

    Amazing style of Pruning.

  • @theresadavis1834
    @theresadavis1834 3 года назад +3

    I'm glad you like us. We do not want to be clipped or cut.

  • @irahandwerker8557
    @irahandwerker8557 3 года назад +2

    great video as always and I am getting many trees this eek t plant in south ga so great timing to watch thank you very much love your humor too

  • @susanjordan2130
    @susanjordan2130 3 года назад +2

    Thank you so much !!!!! Today I pruned my apple tree like a psychopath.😊

  • @TheTexasBoys
    @TheTexasBoys 3 года назад +1

    This was awesome! Like all your videos! Your one of our favorite channels...we all watch as a family and laugh!

  • @bigwooly8014
    @bigwooly8014 3 года назад +1

    Pro tip. When cutting a limb larger than what your shears are rated for, bend what you're cutting away from the blade side of shears as you cut. IE cut with the blade on the outside of the bend. Will slice through like butter. Saves your hand and your cutters.

  • @rai55
    @rai55 3 года назад +4

    Ayyyy!!! 🙌🏾💃🏾😆 You got me with the chorus at the end - same thing I said to my hubby after I supposedly “butchered” his beautiful sage in the November. A lyricist gardener 👌🏾 I’m seriously playing this song next time I prune in the garden 😂🌱💫

  • @OfftoShambala
    @OfftoShambala 3 года назад +2

    Best tree and pruning training comes from binge watching bonsai channels.

  • @locusttreegarden1560
    @locusttreegarden1560 3 года назад +1

    Interresting way of prunning a tree :) , cut the whole top down... I think he enjoys cutting as well

  • @judyofthewoods
    @judyofthewoods 3 года назад +2

    Have you tried putting weights on branches to force more horizontal growth?

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  3 года назад +2

      Yes. And tying branches to stakes.

  • @SeededandRooted
    @SeededandRooted 3 года назад +4

    Yes that’s what I say pruning brings happy trees this was nice to see

  • @JavierFernandez01
    @JavierFernandez01 3 года назад +11

    The arbor day people would faint. They would air ads to "never top a tree" :)
    Unless you like ladders.. chop the top.

  • @LostInThisGardenofLife
    @LostInThisGardenofLife 3 года назад +1

    I’m so happy to be in good Company.

  • @sbergman0894
    @sbergman0894 3 года назад

    Love watching your videos. I'm in L.A. too.

  • @lanesteele240
    @lanesteele240 3 года назад

    Was on the fence until the song. Now i will lop that trunk

  • @itusmedia4830
    @itusmedia4830 9 месяцев назад

    Great tutorial. Thanks

  • @homesteadrevivals
    @homesteadrevivals 3 года назад +1

    I discovered that several of my crabapple logs, that I'd inoculated with mushroom spores, rooted....

  • @Trickz579
    @Trickz579 3 года назад +3

    can you put a root hormone on the apple and regrow it?

  • @dimyoll
    @dimyoll 3 года назад +1

    When should we prune?

  • @SteveLurvey
    @SteveLurvey 3 года назад +1

    This is awesome, I’ve been doing some tip rooting for my blackcap raspberries. Man I will go cut my apples back I planted in the fall. I’m excited now!

  • @walrusiam6233
    @walrusiam6233 3 года назад

    Watched your summer pruning video yesterday and put "Grow a LIttle Fruit Tree" on hold at the library. Then watched this one and bought "Pruning and Training" via your affiliate link. I'm on years one, two and three with my various fruit trees and I need to get a handle on this subject stat.

  • @NS-pf2zc
    @NS-pf2zc 3 года назад +4

    This reminds me I need to get lopping. I just need to find my shears. I kinda want to prune some old established trees (cherry and mulberry) here, but to be honest I’m scared I’ll mess them up.

  • @KellenChase
    @KellenChase 3 года назад

    Great music video at the end. Some of those tree training things are amazing. Going to go pick those up from your links.

  • @TehBanannas
    @TehBanannas 3 года назад +1

    I read grow a little fruit tree last year and cut my backyard trees down to almost half they already are almost as tall as when I cut them

  • @susanjordan2130
    @susanjordan2130 3 года назад

    Thank you.

  • @readysetsuccess
    @readysetsuccess 2 года назад

    I loved this video. I’m about to plant 2 apple trees and wanted to steel my nerves about Ralph’s type of pruning. Your video was a lot of fun.

  • @L3fT0H4nD
    @L3fT0H4nD 3 года назад +2

    Hi David, loved the video. Question, would you recommend pruning a moringa tree 3' or less? I bought them from lowes and now have them in a 30 gal fabric pot since November, but the growth fell off. Should I prune to encourage new growth? Thanks.

  • @Njennings42
    @Njennings42 3 года назад +4

    "and bam, just like that, no more trees"

  • @thisoldditty
    @thisoldditty 3 года назад +1

    another winner tune, rock on.

  • @JamesJohnson-yh1oh
    @JamesJohnson-yh1oh 3 года назад +1

    Elizabeth said, Oh, how I want to get back to pruning, by myself, but hubby says he will do it. I would definitely do this method, even though the orchard is a dozen years old.

  • @danieldonado6814
    @danieldonado6814 3 года назад +7

    You’re awesome XD you’re like if House was a gardener lol. Subbed.

  • @brucechakur6144
    @brucechakur6144 3 года назад +1

    I am in North FL I have three year old. Pine apple orange I have never pruned it it leaf out but no flowers yet it's a health tree other wise Jackie I also have two peach tree flowering out good Jackie in North FL

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  3 года назад

      It's often best to just leave the citrus alone, except for a little clean up of crossing or diseased branches. Pineapple Orange is a cool variety.

  • @cguercia311
    @cguercia311 3 года назад +2

    I've had my feloc since 1996. Best there is.

  • @Beecozz7
    @Beecozz7 3 года назад

    TY DTG

  • @notmyfault6835
    @notmyfault6835 3 года назад +3

    Hello from So Cal grow zone 10b where my Florida Prince peach trees are starting to fruit like crazy!! 🍑
    Question: If you choose to do so, could you (successfully) root the cuttings you have made in this video with the hopes of rooting clones of the trees you have planted?? 🤔🌱🍎

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  3 года назад +3

      Some will root pretty well, like the blackberries. You might be able to air-layer the apples and peaches, but I have not done it. Usually they are propagated via grafting.

    • @jasonthegentleman2992
      @jasonthegentleman2992 3 года назад +1

      @@davidthegood Well, to experiment, i stuck some peach branches in the ground. Based on what you said, they'll all die, but I'll be no worse off than I was before trying, minus the 10 minutes of labor and 1 curse word that I heard someone else say during my moment of anger.

  • @NorthCarolina1024
    @NorthCarolina1024 3 года назад +2

    Wow you’re good! Love the lyrics!!!

  • @rachelholdt6840
    @rachelholdt6840 3 года назад

    I feel so much better now about doing a really hard prune on my parents' apple trees a couple weeks ago. They haven't ever been pruned properly and not at all in the last couple years.

  • @Florida_Bullfrog
    @Florida_Bullfrog 3 года назад +1

    David you know more about gardening in your little toe than I may ever know. But I can’t bring myself to do that to the fruit trees I’ve planted about the same time you did. I’d rather wallow in ignorance than endure the butt pucker that would make me experience. Which I did do that with the old blueberries that were on the farm when I bought the place and it did revitalize them.

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  3 года назад +3

      It makes them stronger - it is amazing.

    • @Florida_Bullfrog
      @Florida_Bullfrog 3 года назад +2

      @@davidthegood I completely believe you. I still can’t bring myself to do it so soon after planting them. I’m sure there’s a life lesson in there for me somewhere and a proverb or parable that would apply. Something to do with fear or stubbornness. For now I’m happy to cling to my fear.

    • @Florida_Bullfrog
      @Florida_Bullfrog 3 года назад +1

      @@davidthegood Ok so yesterday I saw a pear tree in someone’s yard that looked almost exactly like mine from the store in shape except several years older. It looked terrible. If I was to man up and prune it and my other new fruit trees severely back, what’s the latest I ought to do it? I’m in 8b north Florida and I planted mine about the time you planted yours. Mine are woke up well now.

  • @dans3718
    @dans3718 3 года назад +9

    Yeah, the glasses add about 20 points to your perceived IQ! :)
    And since you looked so wise when you commanded, I guess I will get more... stern... with my trees. Off with their heads!

  • @susycue3
    @susycue3 3 года назад +1

    I love tennessee wholesale nursery. Decent prices too sales, can buy quantity. CHEAP sometimes! Really cheap. Ive never had an issue with anyhting. Ive gotten from them. Im in midwest too.

  • @SonderSurreal
    @SonderSurreal 3 года назад +3

    "But you cant just take part of me"...... but he could, and he did.

  • @carladelagnomes
    @carladelagnomes 3 года назад +1

    Is Robinson going to have anything left to grow from?

  • @sarahogden3826
    @sarahogden3826 3 года назад +1

    How far apart are your fruit trees?

  • @mindy779
    @mindy779 3 года назад +3

    Well butchered our naval orange tree and this is the first year we have had so many flowers. 👍
    Still waiting on you album. 😉

    • @theorangetreehomestead6660
      @theorangetreehomestead6660 3 года назад +2

      You don’t wanna prune citrus like you would stone fruit or apples. The need a full canopy.

    • @mindy779
      @mindy779 3 года назад

      @@theorangetreehomestead6660 Got it. We just opened up the bottom and cleaned up the inside of it. It was not getting any air. We haven't pruned it for a good 8 years and last year we only got 4 oranges. I hope all the flowers is a good sign of a better year. 🙏 We can only hope and pray. Thanks David 😉

  • @mjk9388
    @mjk9388 3 года назад +1

    "Grow a Little Fruit Tree" by Ann Ralph. Great book suggestion from David the Good.

  • @beltoftruth56
    @beltoftruth56 Год назад

    Any on line tree nurseries youd recommend

  • @jasonthegentleman2992
    @jasonthegentleman2992 3 года назад +1

    Just got back inside from pruning the bajeezus out of my peach tree that's trying to take over my roof, then took some of those peach tree limbs and stuck them in the ground on the off chance that one or two may actually take root! You inspire me sir!
    Also, my...lemon tree? Something with super sharp thorny splinter growths appears to be potentially dead following the winter...how does one confirm a fruit tree is dead?"

  • @Jeff_PNW
    @Jeff_PNW 3 года назад +2

    🤣 I knew exactly where you were going to cut those fruit trees. I would have done the same. My wife cringes in the Winter when I'm pruning/cutting with seemingly reckless abandon. She's like "You're killing everything!"...um no, I'm not. I'm making it better. Plus all of those cuttings get tossed into the chipper so I've got more mulch.

    • @rachelholdt6840
      @rachelholdt6840 3 года назад +2

      I went and got a wood chipper this weekend for the exact same reason. Plus: mushrooms in the garden!

  • @carlosboudet8441
    @carlosboudet8441 2 года назад

    Hi David, Thanks for all your videos. You make them very entertaining. I have learned a lot. I had a lichee tree that was huge and gave a lot of fruit. It started looking bad with leaves bitten by who knows what. I pruned it severely and it never recovered, with the bark peeling off from the wood. What did I do wrong?

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  2 года назад

      It may have been too much at the wrong time. Tropical trees are rather different than temperate. I'm sorry to hear that - they are great fruit trees.

  • @ClineFamilyof5
    @ClineFamilyof5 3 года назад +2

    I took a look at the books on Amazon but can’t tell if any of the books have good info on trees/shrubs that I can grow in zone 10? Looks like mostly northern trees...?

  • @brainjar14
    @brainjar14 3 года назад

    This is great.

  • @kristopherbichsel9230
    @kristopherbichsel9230 3 года назад +1

    I have already cut some off at knee high. One was and 8' apple.

  • @NolimitErik1466
    @NolimitErik1466 2 года назад

    Love your channel I find it very educational. Do you ever transplant your cuttings?

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  2 года назад

      No, not usually. Sometimes I root them if I need some.

  • @Jo_mommah
    @Jo_mommah 3 года назад +4

    Lol the first frame of this video and I thought “I feel like I’ve said things before” hahahaha

  • @Patsa2001
    @Patsa2001 3 года назад +2

    heees baaack! Missed you man

  • @andreajones7023
    @andreajones7023 3 года назад +2

    I usually do it as i put the trees in the car, as the other customers look at me in horror. When we were allowed out the house that is.

  • @OffKilterHomestead
    @OffKilterHomestead 3 года назад +1

    This is awesome. My friend just got lambasted for posting a video of her hella pruning her fruit trees.

    • @kasimmka
      @kasimmka 3 года назад +1

      I need to do this to my apple trees but I'm terrified.

  • @sharoncarlisle7089
    @sharoncarlisle7089 Год назад

    My dad cut the aborvietea way down almost to the ground...
    It came back over the years to even greater size than before...

  • @tochterdesbodens2449
    @tochterdesbodens2449 3 года назад

    Haha except for the pruning part I like that rapping. Amazing!!

  • @beltoftruth56
    @beltoftruth56 Год назад

    Where do you purchase these young trees all I can find is the expensive grown ones , there's no stores that sale these size

  • @andrewpalatinus1308
    @andrewpalatinus1308 3 года назад +6

    Was there an update to this? I want to see the results. Never mind it is new. Provide an update when possible

    • @davidthegood
      @davidthegood  3 года назад +4

      You'll see them grow.

    • @rehoboth_farm
      @rehoboth_farm 3 года назад +2

      I predict that you will get your update but first we must travel through... THE FOURTH DIMENSION!!!

  • @ajeldrez777
    @ajeldrez777 3 года назад +1

    Can you take some of those cuttings and stick them in the ground elsewhere? I would do it to see which ones root and survive. Free plants for everyone!

    • @ajeldrez777
      @ajeldrez777 3 года назад

      Never mind, i just saw that you did stick some in the ground 👍

  • @FloridaGirl-
    @FloridaGirl- 2 года назад

    Looks at peach tree. Says, “I don’t like you”. Went from 3.5’ foot to 6” inches. CRACKED me up! 🤣 But yah, YAY pruning!!

  • @edifying
    @edifying 3 года назад +1

    Gardening Gangsta!

  • @liz-sy2lj
    @liz-sy2lj 3 года назад

    burning question: ann ralph's book says that if you have a big tree and ya want to make it smaller, you should cut a third at a time. why? and when she says a third of the tree, does she mean the entire tree--including trunk? or does she mean a third of the canopy?

  • @katherinepettus5132
    @katherinepettus5132 3 года назад

    Would you have any qualms about pruning like this with dwarf rootstock?

  • @davidschmidt270
    @davidschmidt270 3 года назад

    Yo yo yo you gotta prune your plants....Dave your a riot yo !!

  • @josanders1428
    @josanders1428 3 года назад +1

    I never find the links below.

  • @janebadon3988
    @janebadon3988 3 года назад +2

    🤣 Best entertainment I've had all day! Yoyoyo😄

  • @moniquegebeline4350
    @moniquegebeline4350 3 года назад +1

    I have a Robinson! Gorgeous tree. Out of all the fruit trees I got that one was pruned the best. The rest I can’t say the same lol