I Found the Worst Stardew Guide Ever Created

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  • @SeanieDew
    @SeanieDew  Год назад +3027

    to answer the FAQ’s from the comments:
    1. I am not Polish, my editor is.
    2. I know I’m not a Stardew Valley Professional.
    3. Yes, I did some of the math wrong

    • @badger_laser6206
      @badger_laser6206 Год назад +391

      I mean, you are technically a professional, you get paid to make stardew valley content, meaning you are a professional

    • @wasteoftimewills
      @wasteoftimewills Год назад +113

      you are more than definitely a professional

    • @sSpaceWagon
      @sSpaceWagon Год назад +135

      You play stardew valley as part of your profession. You are a stardew valley professional

    • @Missy_12345
      @Missy_12345 Год назад +59

      W editor

    • @tabaludga4872
      @tabaludga4872 Год назад +81

      I'll change my browser language to English for you guys. I usually change text but this time I forgor T_T

  • @sarabeara7
    @sarabeara7 Год назад +6341

    Fun fact: I got rejected from a job writing for game rant bc I didn’t have enough experience.
    I am now concerned what kind of experience I was lacking lmao

    • @Yeshanu
      @Yeshanu Год назад +723

      The experience they want is how to write lots of words really, really fast for super low pay.

    • @PtoStk
      @PtoStk Год назад +2

      You're probably better than all the 'journalists' they've got on their team now. All it is at the moment is garbage

    • @friccle_
      @friccle_ Год назад +241

      You actually touch the games youd talk about

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally Год назад +78

      @@friccle_ touch the grass game specifically

    • @LRC.
      @LRC. Год назад +68

      Their articles are all so terrible that I don’t think any of their employees have any experience in gaming, if you’ve played 1 hour of a game youre overqualified for them

  • @lillithplays6514
    @lillithplays6514 Год назад +1403

    This is the video game version of "buy less coffee and suddenly you can have your very own yacht"

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore Год назад +53

      god damn millennials and their frappuccinos and avocado toasts

    • @breadguy2224
      @breadguy2224 9 месяцев назад +17

      I mean in stardew valley buying less coffee will save you a BIG MONEY

    • @wolfzend5964
      @wolfzend5964 6 месяцев назад +7

      Why buy coffee when you can sell it instead. All you need is a Coffee Bean, and a dream. Great Early Game Money.

    • @lilithnorth7062
      @lilithnorth7062 6 месяцев назад

      On god

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies Год назад +2626

    Damn, I've been playing Stardew so wrong. I really should've been grinding for those *DWARF SCROLLS*

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja Год назад +74

      Yeah, that‘s common mistake beginners make

    • @LoneSome.MP3
      @LoneSome.MP3 Год назад +8

      ​@@blacky_NinjaWell i'm sorry that I want to have every wallet item

    • @some-random-youtuber
      @some-random-youtuber Год назад +5

      Yeah they sell for infinite money you will be rolling I’m money of around 1000 g if you stated that 10 months ago when you typed that

    • @Frendlu
      @Frendlu 10 месяцев назад +9

      F*** about selling aged wine starfruit, I gonna become millonaire by selling dwarf scrolls😂😂😂

    • @LegndaryFrwards
      @LegndaryFrwards 10 месяцев назад +3

      tbh I’m so unlucky to find them, I’m literally on winter 5th year 2 and still haven’t found the green one 🤡

  • @loupgarou95
    @loupgarou95 Год назад +3042

    I hope Seanie never gets a better mic or audio. Hearing his voice cut in and out when it peaks is so iconic.

    • @ignightroad
      @ignightroad Год назад +94

      Even bad mics can prevent peaking, he just needs to learn proper audio settings.

    • @tew9275
      @tew9275 Год назад +13

      I thought my headphone broken for a sec lol

    • @thedoldrummer2612
      @thedoldrummer2612 Год назад +15

      . . . it?
      edit: misread peaks as speaks. never mind.

    • @bleemwisspillow8686
      @bleemwisspillow8686 Год назад +22

      I gotta say that I usually can power through the audio, but this was the first time where I felt like some stuff was actually unintelligible because of it.

    • @GoodOlTazzy
      @GoodOlTazzy Год назад +9

      It's annoying. First and last video I'll be watching of this person.

  • @ald7282
    @ald7282 Год назад +1647

    good way to make money off foragables: get caroline to 2 hearts, get the tea sapling receipe, make as many wild seeds as you can, craft tea saplings and sell them directly. you make BANK early game doing that.

    • @tallgrl94
      @tallgrl94 Год назад +232

      This is the real pro tip, each tea sapling sells for 500g. Caroline is really easy to befriend with daffodils. You can get Caroline to 2 hearts before Summer without much effort at all.

    • @liomanwhy
      @liomanwhy Год назад +110

      Remember seeing this strat being used in some Stardew Valley run, and it just blew my mind. Tried it in my save file, and it blew my mind again. That's a really cool tip

    • @geema2281
      @geema2281 Год назад +7

      This is so exciting

    • @victoriahewitt9938
      @victoriahewitt9938 Год назад +41

      In winter, when you've got no crops going, you can make hundreds of seed packets from growing forgeables!!! I'm out of fiber & still have over 200 winter seed packets to make into saplings. So much money so early on! It only takes giving her a few daffodils to hit 2 hearts.

    • @hhyyiktylm
      @hhyyiktylm Год назад +10

      ...tea sapling?? oh no, think I accidentally missed that in the game

  • @0XBlondie96X0
    @0XBlondie96X0 Год назад +6739

    "The best floors are past 120" Ya know, I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and say they must've meant in Skull Cavern

    • @FilthyGorillaSDV
      @FilthyGorillaSDV Год назад +417

      could referencing the older glitch where bombing the bottom of the mines opened sc but I doubt it.

    • @Thetheproto
      @Thetheproto Год назад +206

      Still if that were true the picture of regular mine is very misleading

    • @Sky_Guy
      @Sky_Guy Год назад +150

      And even that generous interpretation is wrong, because it's past floor 100 that iridium growth stagnates.

    • @nyandoesthings
      @nyandoesthings Год назад +166

      @@Sky_Guy I think they might have been eluding to skull caverns without spoiling it. Like you have to get to floor 120, and after that (which we know is skull cavern) is better mining

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke Год назад +9

      @@nyandoesthings
      That's my read as well

  • @8PinkCowie
    @8PinkCowie Год назад +475

    The “some monsters even drop dwarf scrolls” took me OUT 😭 I know in my soul that those mfers sell for 1g

    • @Zorgdub
      @Zorgdub Год назад +41

      It was funny for me because every single monster dropped a type of Dwarf Scroll.

  • @implywood
    @implywood Год назад +741

    When I first started playing Stardew I was showing my friends how fun the game is and one of my friends asked why I had so much wood saved and said I should just sell it and I did. I felt the pain of that mistake for three years

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +16

      Rip

    • @cleowiggin
      @cleowiggin 11 месяцев назад +15

      Yesterday I accidentally did that, I spent an hour trying to collect what I lost... I didn't get it and I also sold all the stone I had 😀 it wasn't a very nice day

    • @zuko8687
      @zuko8687 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@cleowigginhow does this mistakenly happen

    • @I_want_a_discount_in_life
      @I_want_a_discount_in_life 8 месяцев назад

      @@zuko8687 you click in every item to sell them out of your full inventory until you realize that you also sold those 2 important itens in the middle of the mess.

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius 8 месяцев назад +7

      that friend betrayed you

  • @davidaussendorf2509
    @davidaussendorf2509 Год назад +230

    Whenever Seanie uses the fish sound to bleep curses, i instinctively click my mouse even when i am not even playing stardew, afk fishing has completely broke my brain and I've trained myself with a literal dog whistle lol

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +11

      1. How do you fish if you’re away from keyboard?
      2. I mean… that’s not a literal or figurative dog whistle

    • @Pigismal
      @Pigismal 6 месяцев назад

      @@DeathnoteBB Autohook on like weak fish that don't leave the bottom

    • @epkoda
      @epkoda 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@DeathnoteBB
      1. they probably meant afk as in
      A - away
      F - from
      K - corporeal realm
      (as in, no thoughts head empty)
      2. the word "literally" can be used as an intensifier

  • @manddyliu
    @manddyliu Год назад +244

    "Updated November 5, 2022 by the Game Rant team: Thanks to those who pointed out the ways this article could be improved. We've rewritten most of it to keep it up-to-date and in line with our current standards. Good luck out there, farmers!"

  • @meiliyinhua7486
    @meiliyinhua7486 Год назад +332

    "sell your extra wood and stone"
    Like, the game recommends doing this before your first harvest, but I regretted that *very quickly* because I wanted to build pathing

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +33

      Yeah, idk why the game encourages you to sell your basic resources

    • @Pigismal
      @Pigismal 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@DeathnoteBB concernedape is a troll

  • @thetenderheartedjournaler7438
    @thetenderheartedjournaler7438 Год назад +231

    Okay, so I scrolled way down to see if anyone else reacted to this, but I didn't see.
    One tip is to go to the mines, but ignore monsters and then another is to go to the mine for the monsters. Isn't that contradicting? Then you can just go to the mines and do all of it? I'm confused, lol.

    • @shroom4607
      @shroom4607 Год назад +73

      Nono- you see you mine for the ores PAST level 120. When you mine to kill monsters you go to levels 81-119. Get your facts right smh

    • @Jinjetica
      @Jinjetica Год назад +9

      @@shroom4607 LMFAOOOOOO

    • @shaeden7513
      @shaeden7513 Год назад +10

      They probably were short on tips so they had to split them up for them to get to 13 tips lmao

    • @rainboSnails
      @rainboSnails Год назад +4

      @@shaeden7513 idk why they wouldnt just do 12 tips then, its a more even number lol

    • @wesleyewert1023
      @wesleyewert1023 Год назад +3

      when you go looking for monsters in the mine, you should make sure to avoid any gemstones and artifacts

  • @xzafir515
    @xzafir515 Год назад +46

    Pro tip the bin next to your house can be used to sell your crops! Crazy hidden stuff Worried Monkey programmed into his game

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma Год назад +2

      "Worried Monkey" 😂😂😂

  • @emurphy42
    @emurphy42 Год назад +275

    Fish ponds are like 5% about sell price and 95% about utility of produced items, esp the fish themselves if a type is too much trouble to fish up normally. Three ponds can cover all three ingredients of Seafoam Pudding, for instance, or one plus a barn can cover Lobster Bisque. (Invaluable for going after legendary fish.)

    • @myrakwulf686
      @myrakwulf686 Год назад +23

      I like some fish ponds for fish to use in recipes too. But I will never ever use an ice pip for the chance of getting frozen tears. even if it sounds promising to get 5 tears at once a crystalarium is more reliable and gives more at the end of the day.

    • @jackiesharp018
      @jackiesharp018 Год назад +18

      I use lava eels for the occasional spicy eels

    • @emurphy42
      @emurphy42 Год назад +9

      @@jackiesharp018 Legit, though I just stockpile rubies and trade then at the desert trader (then often get some more spicy eels as loot drops).

    • @rainboSnails
      @rainboSnails Год назад +8

      my favorite is stingrays, they give dragon teeth and battery packs :^)

    • @emurphy42
      @emurphy42 Год назад +6

      @@rainboSnails I think the last time I did one of those, they asked for one of those items to increase the population cap. I was like "guys you are going in the wrong direction here".

  • @Loolieabc
    @Loolieabc Год назад +619

    As a former Game Rant employee, they make you write 5+ articles a week, and often you have to write about games you've never played before LOL Please cut the writer some slack!

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Год назад +13

      Why work for jackasses though? That's a conscious choice.

    • @ninjin1749
      @ninjin1749 Год назад +211

      @@BJGvideos finding a job can be hard

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Год назад +5

      @@ninjin1749 There's still stuff like morals though.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas Год назад +251

      @@BJGvideos Clearly you've never struggled for money before. As far as morals go, this is harmless as well, it's not like they're breaking some major ethical code by writing a lousy article about a video game.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Год назад +8

      @@declaracionespolemicas Ah yes, rampant assumptions based on nothing except the fact that I disagree with you. Journalism is vital to the spread of information, and dishonest journalism is a bane. Because I have ideals, that somehow means you know my life, my financial situation, all of that?

  • @beagay963
    @beagay963 Год назад +467

    The guide: tappers on a few trees here and there for extra money
    Seanie Dew: fills whole farm with trees to prove a weird point
    (Love to see it)

    • @hayato.32
      @hayato.32 Год назад +34

      ”big money”

    • @mwillis7791
      @mwillis7791 8 месяцев назад +14

      The title of the article says these are ways to make big money not extra money. I don’t think anyone thinks a few thousand gold here or there big money.

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 7 месяцев назад +3

      I mean he proved that a tapper costs materials that equal 6 times what one harvest gets, so you'd need over half a year to even benefit vs just selling the materials. Sap and syrup is only worth it for the crafting. There's way better options for 'big money.'

  • @ExoAether
    @ExoAether 11 месяцев назад +37

    Apparently they updated the article so it's actually helpful now. For example, the first article now says to use tapped goods to make machines such as kegs in order to make artisan goods like wine. The mining and combat ones arent even there anymore. I think they might have seen this video.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 10 месяцев назад +8

      They changed it because people tore into them because of how bad the article was.
      They just responded to the criticism

    • @RealQuarlie
      @RealQuarlie 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Solanin0803Mate, that's how EVERY kind of change happens. Of course they will only do it when people say it's bad, how else would they know?

  • @TheWiseMysticalTree
    @TheWiseMysticalTree Год назад +192

    The real money we got was the friends we made along the way

    • @Vaternal
      @Vaternal Год назад +2

      Power of friendship

  • @jrm78
    @jrm78 Год назад +239

    Fairy Rose Honey does make legit good money for the effort you put in to making it. And it gives you something to do with the 700+ Maple Syrups that your tappers generate when you build the hives. I hope SDV 1.6 adds mead which matches the flower type and earns even more money.
    Also, you can easily fit 21 crystalariums in place of one fish pond. 22 if you don't mind an odd looking set-up. Finally, if you're doing a cropless run, where are the sheds or barns? You can easily fit more machines into farm buildings than you can leaving them out in the open.

    • @MajiggerRose
      @MajiggerRose Год назад +15

      My farm is called Fairy Rose Farm so if I could sell Fairy Rose Mead year-round, that’d be so fun

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 Год назад +24

      Fairy rose Honey on ginger Island is a really good strat honestly

    • @lady_shel
      @lady_shel Год назад +6

      You can make mead by putting honey in a keg already. Willy loves it.

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 Год назад +6

      @@lady_shel But doing so only yields regular mead regardless of what type of honey you put in, meaning if you were to use, for example, Fairy Rose Honey, you would actually lose money.
      What they're suggesting is to have it that, in the example above, by putting in Fairy Rose Honey, you'd end up with Fairy Rose Mead which would sell for more.

    • @lady_shel
      @lady_shel Год назад +4

      @@digifreak90 Ahh, I never use any honey other than plain, cuz yeah, you'd lose on the product it makes. That does sound like a good idea if it was added that way. :)

  • @jessemilligan
    @jessemilligan Год назад +329

    The tappers part had Seanie summoning the spirit of DangerouslyFunny 💜

  • @ameliadavis8075
    @ameliadavis8075 Год назад +49

    Imma just say the fact that they said: "With luck, you can find prismatic shards and EVEN dwarf scrolls... " That's just rlly sad.
    13:03

  • @jacksonpercy8044
    @jacksonpercy8044 10 месяцев назад +31

    Clearly the "past floor 120" tip was referring to the old glitch that let you warp from floor 120 straight to skull cavern, but they didn't realise that wasn't the intended method to get there. Definitely.

  • @MajiggerRose
    @MajiggerRose Год назад +105

    Honestly, this would be a genuinely brilliant satirical article and I refuse to believe the author wasn't trolling. It's just too awful to be a legitimate guide.

  • @gracehol17
    @gracehol17 Год назад +94

    yet even they were not crazy enough to recommend a slime hutch... i was kinda expecting this to be quite honest

    • @fjordpitsky4486
      @fjordpitsky4486 6 месяцев назад +6

      Of course not, that would make too much sense. Slime eggs can actually net you decent money

    • @jasonschuler6882
      @jasonschuler6882 5 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, a slime hutch would make you more money then several of the tips actually in the article.

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jasonschuler6882 slime hutches are one of the good passive money makers. Especially if you get that .3% chance on the tiger slime eggs from the lion fish pond.

  • @michaelbricky
    @michaelbricky Год назад +66

    I will say, this is definitely a guide that is actually meant to be a guide for early game extra cash. Like passive income I guess. But they chose a really stupid title for what the content was.

  • @lachydragneel
    @lachydragneel 6 месяцев назад +4

    6:37 devils advocate, once it is set up that will run no matter what every 9 days no matter the season

  • @fishcraft7323
    @fishcraft7323 Год назад +825

    Of course it is Seanie who makes a video on the worst guide.

  • @annam.6494
    @annam.6494 Год назад +50

    I feel like it’s the title that really lets this article down. If it was uncommon money making methods or even just some tips then it wouldn’t be as bad haha

  • @faimynth6030
    @faimynth6030 Год назад +31

    Wouldn't this math be easier if you just took the price to make 1 tapper vs how much a maple syrup sells for

  • @Intrafacial86
    @Intrafacial86 Год назад +255

    *[Me, building a financial empire with Pickled Tea Leaves and Hot Pepper Wine]:*
    "My goals are beyond your understanding."

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk Год назад +41

      Hot pepper wine sounds intolerable and I’m sure Shane loves it 😂

    • @lilly_koii
      @lilly_koii 5 месяцев назад +19

      pickled tea leaves just kinda sounds like weird kombucha 😂

  • @budrowconye4928
    @budrowconye4928 8 месяцев назад +6

    Favorite chat comment is when the dwarf scrolls are mentioned they say “1 goller”

  • @tunnelmind4449
    @tunnelmind4449 9 месяцев назад +4

    GameRant is notorious for posting articles shat out by AI.
    This is probably one of those. The segment on enemy drops almost makes me certain of it.

  • @wardrobewings8000
    @wardrobewings8000 8 месяцев назад +4

    "if only you could grow trees in fish ponds to tap them :(" Chat's comment killed me lol

  • @jkh2004
    @jkh2004 Год назад +14

    I'm pretty sure this _isn't_ what they meant, but there did used to be a glitch to make a ladder appear on floor 120 of the Mines, and using it would lead to floor 1 of the Skull Cavern.
    But this article is from September 2021, and that glitch was patched out in version 1.3.27, which released in August 2018.

  • @xx4444xxDOTexe
    @xx4444xxDOTexe Год назад +30

    Ai generated article

  • @ManaKayla
    @ManaKayla Год назад +17

    I applied for a job at game rant.. they denied my application.. but hired this guy..

  • @Neremworld
    @Neremworld Год назад +3

    My favorite part is he skips over the last bullet point that is *PUT FORAGED ITEMS IN JARS*, a third repeat of foraged goods!!

  • @whitoneill
    @whitoneill Год назад +88

    Here is a good way to make money- oak resin- it sells for 150 so if you sell 20, you get 3,000. Plus, you need it for kegs so you have it when you need it. I would say it’s one of the under rated ways to make money. Not saying to make like 100, maybe like 20 so you make some money and get down for kegs.

    • @khanager2814
      @khanager2814 Год назад +21

      Why wouldn’t you just save the resin and get more kegs going early? By the time you have the mats to make enough tappers to make any substantial profit from the resin itself, you should probably have enough income from crops and fishing to keep yourself afloat while you get your kegs up and running. How is the oak resin any different from the maple syrup which was literally the first method he covered?

    • @BenChaverin
      @BenChaverin Год назад +2

      What

    • @lozfactor
      @lozfactor Год назад +1

      That's even worse than the maple syrup tip

  • @RealQuarlie
    @RealQuarlie Год назад +50

    To be fair, 150k every 9 days is pretty decent, considering you don't have to do any work afterwards, except for grabbing the resin every 9 days. You can also plant them in the desert if you don't want to use your farm.
    To compare, Melons, which need about 12 days (and need planting), make roughly 300g per tile with tiller and fertilized (though no processing). This means you would need roughly 500 tiles of melons (which can ONLY be on your farm) to make the same amount. Obviously if you were to process it, it would shrink down to maybe just 200, depending on scale, but saying that it's just absolutely bad is not really true. Especially since they work all year long, while most crops on the normal farm fall off on value in spring and fall, and most definitivly in winter
    You can normally go mining for 8 days, and get even more on day 9 with the resin you get for free..
    About the "under mines level 120", they definitivly meant the skull cavern (fun fact, the floors of skull cavern are actually at the same place as the normal mines, and start at 121... so maybe they actually meant that.
    Honey is DEFINITIVLY a good way to make money. Again, it's passive, so you can still go Mining while it does its thing (best on the Island farm, on those random spots where you can place 2-3 crops for the flowers)
    For dwarf scrolls, they probably just meant that you can get them this way too, in case you need them for the Museum, as some players struggle with getting them.

    • @Vaternal
      @Vaternal Год назад +3

      The copper is really the main part that’s not worth it. You might as well just sell your copper at that point & with that ammount of copper you’re probably at a point in the game where their is better ways to make money

  • @cilodia
    @cilodia Год назад +13

    Fish ponds were actually really helpful for me when I've just started playing, they were like a first domino in a chain of moneymaking. But yeah, in late game, they're pretty bad

  • @Jasmine-ei6zm
    @Jasmine-ei6zm Год назад +4

    the fact that the dwarf scroll sells for one JUST ONE MAJESTIC GOLD is kind of funny

  • @registeredsnert8133
    @registeredsnert8133 Год назад +3

    The articles probably referring to making big money for the bank

  • @dimwarlock
    @dimwarlock Год назад +19

    Just imagine trying to get that much coal in the early game just to make a forage jelly facility.

  • @khanager2814
    @khanager2814 Год назад +23

    Seanie Dew how can you consider yourself a Stardew valley expert if you don’t even know how to get past level 120 of the mines through the secret entrance? Smh fr fr

  • @j.apenrose7896
    @j.apenrose7896 Год назад +29

    Oh my word, Game Rant's articles are the worst for Stardew. I have 1500 hours but occasionally read them cos they come up and welp. Of you thought that one was bad tips, try some others! (Such as whichever one that said you should only buy pasnips for Spring yr1.)
    Hilarious video! Need to look into how to watch streams cos you're great xD

  • @Quillancrow
    @Quillancrow Год назад +30

    NO BECAUSE I ACTUALLY USED THIS GUIDE ON MY FIRST STARDEW WORLD AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT DJSOAOQPSOAPSPAPA

    • @PtoStk
      @PtoStk Год назад +1

      XKDJFHDJDJX

    • @Gabe413
      @Gabe413 Год назад +1

      Did you make big money tho?

    • @Quillancrow
      @Quillancrow Год назад +1

      @@Gabe413
      No, by my third year I had barely managed to make 1mil g

  • @Hazeljv3
    @Hazeljv3 Год назад +28

    I could honestly watch Seanie rip into bad Stardew guides all day

  • @cee_ves
    @cee_ves Год назад +3

    2:36 can’t believe seanie founded Canada

  • @sarahdougall9535
    @sarahdougall9535 Год назад +3

    "Big Money" is a relative term I feel like.
    If I were to put like 5 tappers down, every nine days would be a "big money" day for me at the point that I am at haha

  • @rossplendent
    @rossplendent Год назад +5

    13 Ways to Make Big Money (Aside from Growing Crops):
    1. Pigs.
    2-13. More pigs.

  • @spyrocrashthecats9678
    @spyrocrashthecats9678 Год назад +9

    I love my fish ponds. I do lava eels and blobfish. The roe sells for tons, it's passive income, and between serpents and my ponds, I always have stacks of spicy eel. The other advice in that article sounds like someone was told to write a fluff piece or they'd be forced to write yet another piece on Bloodborne. Zero effort.

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 6 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know why he assumed the article was saying that you make big money doing ONE of these things. 200g is good money for one item early on, and you don't have to pay for the ingredients to make them. You find wood and copper just playing the game. Having 5 bottles of maple syrup to sell would get you 1000g, which isn't a lot on its own but when PAIRED with the other things on the list is pretty good money towards the big money goal.

    • @crunkers_
      @crunkers_ 5 месяцев назад

      You sound like you have a similar playstyle to myself. Instead of just doing only the meta and sleeping through everything else you are willing to experiement with alternate sources of income and you probably learn a lot about the game by doing it. For example one thing that people dont realize about the maple syrup is that it takes up one tile and takes very little effort to use. Having a single row of maple tappers with the profession that boosts prices has made me some decent low effort money. I took all the opposite professions from what people consider the strongest and focused on things that people dismiss like the slime hutch and fish ponds and I never regretted it. These systems had many hidden benifits that people who talk only about the down sides never considered because it didnt further their singular goal of making as much money as possible.

  • @amityblight5000
    @amityblight5000 Год назад +13

    HE MADE THEM CHANGE IT💀

  • @myrakwulf686
    @myrakwulf686 Год назад +17

    And here I am ... buying 10,000 wood at the end of year 1 just to run out in summer year 2 :(
    Should've made tappers instead of kegs D:

  • @boingooingo3317
    @boingooingo3317 Год назад +6

    "13 medium ways to make money in stardew" 😂

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 Год назад +4

    Dwarf scrolls sell for 1g.
    I just let them pile up in a chest because they aren't even worth the effort of taking them to the bin, assuming I didn't just immediately trash them.
    Yes I keep the initial 4 variations, but after that, garbage is more valuable.

  • @bootybuttmuncher9662
    @bootybuttmuncher9662 Год назад +378

    The most best way to earn money in this game is to immediately head to the docks and fish the whole day, sell all your fish to Willy’s before 5 pm to free up more inventory and then fish some more until 12 and run as fast as you can back home through backpack full of fish in the bin and go to bed and you’ll make at least 2000 gold per day

    • @Zigzagooner
      @Zigzagooner Год назад +28

      I make 7000 grand/day on average

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka Год назад +44

      Yeah, with level 10 fishing and all the perks for "more money per fish" I was able to make 10k ish a day. It's broken in the early game

    • @futur3ndings651
      @futur3ndings651 Год назад +21

      Saving your fish and getting to lv5 fishing by day 4 is what I'd suggest, with the benefit of gaining 25% to all fish caught. By that point nothing major has opened up. You'll may also have enough gold for a tool upgrade day 5 if you gather enough copper, plus the 1st backpack and additional seeds. I always buy to where I'm at 0 gold to ensure passing out loses me nothing the first few days. (Also ensuring you have 50 wood for a chest on day 2 for the docks is easy enough to store whatever you may catch)

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno Год назад +12

      if you fill the beach with crabpots, and get the mariner skill, you can make 15k per day, by turning the fish lower than 75g into sashimi.
      its a bit boring, but its solid money, and its pretty static. also, you can set it up pretty early, in summer y1.

    • @seanmaddex4104
      @seanmaddex4104 Год назад +7

      You could cut enough trees for a chest and store fish to save time from running to your farm

  • @Noahdaz
    @Noahdaz Год назад +4

    In some universe this is the origin story of how you ended up working for Gamerant

  • @jkh2004
    @jkh2004 Год назад +5

    17:24
    Did they actually take you up on that offer? The article changed a lot only 2 days after this video. It's only 8 tips now, but several of the subtitles are the same. The fishing section is identical.
    They still say to make Tappers, but now it's specifically to make Kegs and other things. They even mention that Pine Tar, Oak Resin and Maple Syrup aren't profitable.
    They also just added Crystalariums to the list.

  • @jamesmikayelyan3357
    @jamesmikayelyan3357 Год назад +1

    I hate how some person went into stardew Valley and went “im going to make mapple syrup to make money”

  • @idontknow-48
    @idontknow-48 Год назад +4

    0:45
    This is totally random but why someone in the chat wrote "getting spanked by Sebastian"?
    I can't stop laughing because of that XD

  • @pikazilla6405
    @pikazilla6405 Год назад +4

    To be fair to selling tree syrups, I believe all of them (or maybe just pine tar and oak resin) are artisan goods, meaning artisan AND tapper stack together, I’m not sure if it’s additive or multiplicative though and either way it still isn’t exactly optimal, it’s kinda like a cheaper crystalarium + diamond combo in the sense its practically cheap effortless money but unless you’re playing on the beach farm sprinklers exist sooooooo, unless you’re using tappers exclusively on untillable tiles and on areas outside of the farm it’s not worth the space it takes up

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 3 месяца назад

      Actually, although tree syrups are labelled as artisan goods, they do not benefit from the artisan profession. The only way to increase their value is to take the Tapper (foraging level 10) profession and get 25% more. Now there's challenge run material.

    • @pikazilla6405
      @pikazilla6405 3 месяца назад

      @@meh8982 that's so bizarre, as if selling tree syrup at the time I made that comment needed to be worse than it already was. Sucks for mystic syrup too

  • @digifreak90
    @digifreak90 Год назад +8

    I mean, I saw somewhere (I think on the wiki) that in earlier versions of the game it was possible to use a staircase on floor 120 of the mines and doing so would take you to Skull Cavern (since floor 1 of Skull Caverns was coded as floor 121 in the mines).

  • @wesleyewert1023
    @wesleyewert1023 Год назад +2

    so I thought that I would send some screenshots of this article to my friends since they play stardew. but it turns out they've edited the article and re released it as "Stardew Valley: 8 Ways To Make Big Money Aside From Growing Crops". they actually mention this change too along with the exact day it was updated. you know what that day was? November 5, 2 days after this video came out.

  • @lilianaward8910
    @lilianaward8910 Год назад +2

    Fun fact: if you choose the fruit bat cave and your in the late game you can use the fruits in the cave to put in kegs and preserve jars to make some money but its not granited it'll make alot but its way to use it and you need to put stuff in in them

  • @matthewgladback8905
    @matthewgladback8905 Год назад +1

    Meanwhile, in the background, flying under the radar ...
    Game rant: "Pro Tip: Eat the right food before going in [to the mines] ..."
    Also Game rant: P I N K C A K E

  • @strogonoffcore
    @strogonoffcore Год назад +1

    either they asked 13 different people without contact to each other to each one write a "different" way of making money or asked someone already with sleep deprivation to deliver it the next day

  • @thereal4815
    @thereal4815 Год назад +1

    I do not believe the writer the article intended for you to make 772 maple syrup tappers

  • @pixelleaf5037
    @pixelleaf5037 10 месяцев назад +1

    I highly suspect this article was written by a bot due to the odd, unhelpful, and sometimes contradictory information. Some game rant journalist probably just popped the prompt "ways to make money in stardew valley" into chatgpt and made an article out of the result.

  • @zachorryy
    @zachorryy 9 месяцев назад +1

    As someone currently working towards getting the golden clock the second to last thing I am missing for Perfection with the other thing getting Alex up 1 more heart for Great Friends 100%, I can say from experience none of these methods hold a candle to the top 3 most valuable crops: Sweet Gem Berry, Star Fruit and Ancient Fruit. Bottle those up into wine and age them thats where the money is.

  • @atticus07
    @atticus07 Год назад +3

    my guy needed to pull out the calculator for 1,000,000/2 😭

  • @Whistler-jx7pk
    @Whistler-jx7pk Год назад +1

    A squid fish pond will get you the squid ink needed. but....after 20 or so squid ink, the pond just takes up room.

  • @corvinstory
    @corvinstory Год назад +6

    i was there for the stream and i can confirm, this whole thing was quite painful, especially the tappers

  • @dawndoesart
    @dawndoesart Год назад +7

    "Past 120" refers to the skull caverns. Because within the games code. Skull caverns floor 1 is actually 121. Because within the code they are all one and the same and so rhe skull cavern is a continuation of the mines

  • @lopoy20
    @lopoy20 11 месяцев назад +1

    fun fact: they changed it to ''8 ways to make big money'', and they removed the stupid ones from the article!

  • @DaPumpkinHead
    @DaPumpkinHead 5 месяцев назад

    New drinking game: Take a shot every time Seanie peaks his microphone

  • @Codename-Thefox
    @Codename-Thefox Год назад +1

    The best way is to be a Angler and get perfects because more often than not you'll get iridium quality fish and it's so easy to do as well

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus Год назад +1

    I liked the person in chat going "pro-tip: have multiple fishing rods"

  • @-HappyCat-
    @-HappyCat- 11 месяцев назад +1

    14:59 "till level 121" hes using the tips given by the guide! Im still searching for the ladder in floor 120 but apparently my gaming chair isnt up to standard

  • @DoctorKamino
    @DoctorKamino 3 месяца назад

    i will never forget the time i threw 100 salmon berries into a spare keg just for the hell of it and became very angry when i saw how worthless the wine was.

  • @chloeplaysacnh
    @chloeplaysacnh Год назад +1

    I didn’t know what to expect but tappers!? Literally who is using tappers for money? 😬

  • @skelemanbrie
    @skelemanbrie Год назад +2

    I have to assume they were playing with mods and cheats, so they could set up most of these things without worrying about the cost.
    Also, fishing can be super sustainable!! But, with SVE, as the Puppyfish sells for good money, especially an iridium quality one. But base game, fishing is hard to make profitable as it’s mostly based on luck. The most profitable fish are rarer and often locked behind not just a season, but a specific weather and a short time window, meaning you would be spending many days just sleeping in the hopes of the right conditions

  • @wizardlyfrog
    @wizardlyfrog 10 месяцев назад

    Selling your wood might be terrible Stardew advice, but it's great life advice.

  • @DoctorKamino
    @DoctorKamino 3 месяца назад

    i now remember reading this article because i recall the fish pond section. i was in the "Try all aspects" phase of the stardew journey so i built one and threw in a super cucumber i'd caught. wasn't really pleased with profits...at all...that was when i started doing my own math.
    we all gotta learn somehow.

  • @maxbricker1
    @maxbricker1 Год назад +1

    not even fairy rose honey is profitable if you buy the raw materials for the bee houses. anyone who is buying their ores before end-game is doing it wrong, so I don't think that's a fair assessment for maple syrup

  • @Victor16789
    @Victor16789 Год назад +16

    Using this guide rn

    • @K0IBEE
      @K0IBEE Год назад

      how is it going

    • @Victor16789
      @Victor16789 Год назад +6

      @@K0IBEE not well :/

  • @DarkMirria1
    @DarkMirria1 Год назад +3

    I’m gonna assume they mentioned the dwarf scrolls so that you can donate them but they didn’t elaborate as to why getting them is good, I suppose they assumed people would know what they were needed for.

  • @alexbruh3828
    @alexbruh3828 6 месяцев назад

    realistically speaking, for the maple seed part you could've just planted the seeds and seen how many it was, then got that amount of maple syrup with the cheat menu and sold it.

  • @LulahSlaw
    @LulahSlaw 4 месяца назад

    I used to work for this company and we had to do at least 3 articles per week, write them all, source our own images, edit it all, add at least two "pro tips" per article and come up with our own ideas for just 15 pounds/20 dollars per article which would take at least 2 days each. These sort of articles were cries for help 😭

  • @bobbyboswell13
    @bobbyboswell13 8 месяцев назад +1

    game rant needs to pay their writers more when they think 200 is big money

  • @VonhGaming
    @VonhGaming Год назад +5

    I got a friend that works at Gamerant as a journalist. Maybe I should yell at him and show him this article so he can yell at the person who made it lol. Not sure how well he'd be connectef with the person though since he works on Destiny 2 guides primarily

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Год назад

      I have my doubts that anybody who works there can be called a "journalist".

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 4 месяца назад

    Lol, I started playing about a month ago and I also fell for the "tapper is a good way to make additional money". To be fair, it took me forever to get to the bottom of the mines so there was a point where I had a lot of copper and iron but not gold. I also, for some reason, thought there wasn't enough space on my farm and the idea of putting tappers in the town itself seemed really clever to me.

  • @gideonebeling
    @gideonebeling 5 месяцев назад +2

    You could actually have 22 accessible crystalariums in the space of a fish pond:
    ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️

  • @tabbet
    @tabbet 5 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest part is watching Seanie repeate how a real person had to write this when it was almost definitely written by AI 😂

  • @niky_peixoto
    @niky_peixoto Год назад +1

    I like fish pounds, but I don't know if I would say they make "big money" because you can't have that much of them at a regular farm. Lava eel and Bubble fish aged roe's can be made quicky and it is expensive but, like, it's still small quantities. Each lava eel aged roe's sell for 1064g with artisan profession and they produce roe every day (3 if you're lucky), so you would need about 4 fish pounds filled with lava eel to get 10k gold every 3 other days (preserved jar time). I guess you could make a fish pound farm if you wanted, but you would need about 45 fish pounds to guarantee you would fill an entire big shed (now, that would make you pretty rich, but I doubt you would do that, because it would take a long time to fill all the fish pounds and it would be expensive to build that much of them). The preserved jar tip can be good if you have too many of them to fill with your crops, but just if you really have a lot of them and it's berry season or something. This are good tips to make extra money, but it's wrong to say "big money", it's just "good extra money". And never sell your extra resourses, I beg of you, you will repent.

  • @hallieh9
    @hallieh9 Год назад +1

    when i first started playing stardew i was selling basically all my wood. my friends freaked out

  • @myboatforacar
    @myboatforacar Год назад +6

    Dude... whoever your editor is, they are a treasure

  • @NickMaovich
    @NickMaovich 3 месяца назад

    the "pathing first is faster" guy you absolute legend

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 Год назад +2

    These tips aren’t all worthless tbh, I feel like the writer intended for people to combine all of them.
    For me, tappers are a great way of passive income, especially if you’ve just recently started out. I sleep a lot on some of my saves, so I tend to get the syrup pretty quickly. Definitely not the best, and definitely not good for big money, but great for consistent income (if you don’t have to worry about thunderstorms)