Now That's A Lot Of Phil Swift Brain Damage
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RUclips:So how often do you get demonetized
Flying kitty: *Yes*
*demonized*
@@Alex_36 well he is right
ImBasicallyKing ruclips.net/video/Q3L0gArhmaE/видео.html
Is Phil swift part of Taylor swift family tree?
Why is RUclips asking the question?
"He died, what a sissy"
Reminds me of
"Remember son, dying is gay"
Ah yes enslaved TF2 SFM
U have 69 likes.
I can't... i'm not able to...
WAIT WHAT! I JUST COMMENTED AND IT GONE UP FROM 69 TO 80 REAL QUICK!
@@biniboii impossible
yes
I fear the demons that possess flying kitty.
They're funny at the very least.
Flying Kitty IS the demon
The demons dont possess flying kitty. Flying kitty posseses them.
SuperiorGamer56 best YTP ever lmao
LUL
"Let's do more damage!"
Picks 4 chainsaws
👌
Lets do more damage
**proceeds to get 56 chainsaws**
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Girlfriend: he's probably thinking about other women
Him:
eat your cereal
@@gigachadatheist7144 thanks for the link ;)
eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
@@gigachadatheist7144 *I recognize that link anywhere*
1:48 "no real chickens were harmed while doing this video"
Spooky Filmz Ent. What is this?
@@YoungAlienBoy what?
@@YoungAlienBoy get this shit out of here
@@YoungAlienBoy ruclips.net/video/2dbR2JZmlWo/видео.html
Dude, JuSt a jOke calm down
1:38
“He died”
“what a sISsy”
@@crash9724 yeah same too lmao
@@crash9724 same I couldn't hold my laughter after I heard him say that XD
Every teacher in existence when the bullied kid kills himself.
I have to search what sissy means in arabic(noodle languages) ah made my day
2:28
1:44
I killed this chicken 🐔😂
"Chicken screams)
Poor chicken, at least I can eat dinner tonight and make it a boat too 😁🥺
and vegan teacher getting pissed
ok aaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly Duvall: *exists*
*Now, that's a lot of damage.*
Phill Swift Watching hentai porn: ruclips.net/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/видео.html
@@gigachadatheist7144
Can't get me fucker.
Jalter's NP: *exist*
*Now, that's a lot of damage.*
@@YoungAlienBoy bruh sound affect
The "Here's Johnny" scene was absolutely genius.
@Sophia Trujillo true
*stonks*
Bro I just saw you from life noggin, long beach griffy, Tyler Olivera, back guy and surreal entertainment
Again really ... why.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache fairy tails shit anime
Imagine if the real Phil Swift watched these...
He would saw them and repair it with flex tape 😂
He did
He did
I wish
A Cat he did
0:15 that part killed me XD
Do you known the name of tht movie???
Shining
@@SyamMadhav
T H E
F L E X N I N G
@@Waltuh138 haha :)
@@SyamMadhav
0:42
"Raping is super wrong."
"But once it's on,"
"It gets *super tight."*
*"Even in the toughest conditions."*
"FBI OPEN UP!!"
@@codenameash *"KGB CLOSE OFF"*
FBI OPEN UP
@@codenameash 1:26 space force raiding on wrong in cruise ship
That's why flex paste exists
Me: *lauging*
Teacher: What's so funny?
Me: Nothing.
"He died, what a sissy!"
underrated
Best comment😂😂😂
*lauging*
Ok but why r u lauging
You're lauging. Some mouse died in a tank, and you're lauging.
'Flex paste is jizz'
Me: 'So that's why it sticks so well!'
@@YoungAlienBoy no, i dont think i will
Spooky Filmz Ent. *no you nazis*
Nba Johny *no you nazis*
@Nba Johny gay
@@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off
"He died"
"What a sissy!"
1:37
Bro really said “lmao, imagine needing oxygen”
💀🤣🤣🤣
"For free"
*well, give it to me.*
*FAST*
@Nba Johny no
@@Mondayz408 report him for spam please
@@exefs I reported him already for hate speech
“Raping is SUPER WRONG”
The only sentence he said that is correct in this video.
and that's a fact
@@YoungAlienBoy You seriously advertise by trying to get others to hate you, while those who don't fall for the ad still hate you?
@@Ze_eT
Ikr... We speedrun that crap by getting straight to the ending- Hating that guy's weird, possibly homophobic comment.
Miss Duck, agreed.
@@YoungAlienBoy Well, here's the rude comment you're looking for:
Get lost, freakazoid.
"he died. what a sissy"
me when any character dies in danganronpa, joking about it to try to hide my sadness
I'm watching v3 rn, it's taking a while to get a death
@@Anon.G naegi dies
@@mcall9800 well yeah the show only has a few episodes Vs the games especially v3 which are long as fuck
@@Anon.G V3 is so fucking long
Spooky Filmz Ent. Get out of here dude
0:24 never fails to make me laugh
“he died, what a sissy”
suicidal teens : rethinking noises
That part was the funniest to Me xD
@@roziifoxx549 same
2:28
Valentine I definitely don’t know what you mean XD
Valentine more like millennials.
Phil Swift : *breaths* Flying Kitty: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!
Nba Johny *no*
Nba Johny no Johnny
@@gfinn1777 yes papa 😂
0:24 Is this how he breathes?
@Nba Johny bro scrue off homie get off dis comment section G 😅
Gordon Ramsay has a mental breakdown like so FlyingKitty can see
He already has it xdd
@@asurslet7811 No he hasen't
@@duchieu-ox2kg he already made one, heres the link ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@Since200BCE Thanks,i hate it
@@Since200BCE i got rickrolled in 2020
0:34 before exam
0:25 after seeing Question paper
😂
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😐
my brain is melted
cant believe no one noticed this
BIG SMOKE!
ay get fooled by your brother FOOL
BE PREPARE FAT SMOKE I WILL THROW YOUR ORDER OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE GARBAGE
@@-nigga- what
Every guy who got sterilized be like:
*Hmm, yes, MILK*
*once its dry you may need to let it DRY*
Nba Johny **No**
*MILK!* I heard the whole thing!
You’re *EX-PIRED!*
"If your parents still dont love you, then you may need to let them die"
-phil Swift
@@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off bot
@Nba Johny You too
CommunistSquidward 420 don't worry fam just report those self promotion comments for spam
Spooky Filmz Ent. Shut up you are everywhere in this comment section.
@@firstnamelastname7244 don't worry I reported him for hate speech,oh you wanna know I reported him, because his music videos are crappy
1:23 "it gets super tight" had me dying
1:22
phil swift is sus
FBI open up!!!
@@basedneutral1173 facts
@@escaping_purgatoryamongus
0:37 it says "please stan me"
I Exist Yes no shit sherlock
*Y e s .*
1:39 Spartans when they yeet an "imperfect" baby off a cliff.
This is perfect!
@Jupiter Mapping even ai smarter than human using nanotechnology and this if happened ai has been ruining on ytp forum was too much too far insane
What a sissy
Spartans from the game halo?
@@greyknight4809 no, no. I am talking about ancient Greece spartans
Nobody:
Phil Swift: **uses the power of letting it dry**
Water: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT HAT*
Phil Swift: Yes
Also phil swift : i even work underwater
*Kanye west intensifies*
@@brianpradipta7786 wAtEr
Everybody: Raping is super WRONG
2:30 this killed me. I'm dying of my laughter. I laughed for an hour straight
What's funny about that? That is the stupidest commercial that I've ever seen and it's disgusting and that is stupid and what dirty perverted mind that people have these days and I don't know why I came to this site but I'm just passing through and then I saw this weird commercial and you all are sick minded people for real.
“He died...”
*”WHAT A SISSY”*
You’re life is Completely Fucked up
YOU people DISGUST MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
watch Phil Swift watching pornhub: ruclips.net/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/видео.html
I got rick roll................... nice
He died, what a sissy
Vs
Suicide is badass
Everyone: Phil swift memes are dead
Flying kitty: *HOW BOUT A LITTLE MORE*
Fr
NOW THATS A LOT OF MEMES
DONT BE SHY PUT SOME MORE
Not funny
If u test it and people r still hating on Phil Swift memes, u may need to LET IT DRYYY!!!!!
0:24 the innocence in his eyes tho
"innocence"
It didn’t last very long though...
The innocents" procedes to terrorize the lasy from the shining
@@irrelevant2188 bruh you're liking your own comment
@@capybara9521 fuck you man. Just, shut the fuck up
2:26 This one killed me
Lol
WawuwubravwawuwubravWAWUWU
Wuwavawuwuwuwavavuvueeyjdjfkd
Mom: *Why is he crying?*
*Must be a girl matter*
Me:
1:10
00:12
Neeehhh
0:51
Phil Swift's reaction to seeing this
Y O U P E O P L E D I S G U S T M E
- F I L T H Y F R A N K
@@SuperMarioJesus i thought he was Billy Swift from fuck tape
@@SuperMarioJesus Hey I think I know that guy
0:26
Or maybe 1:10
"He died what a sissy"
Every JoJo character who died except for the antagonists:
*mike wazowski face*
That man on the stadium meme is rather funny because mike wazowski meme is overused
I see, you're a man of culture as well.
Weeb
jojo is gay
@MEME GOD idk, it's almost 500 against 3, so it doesn't really look like "nobody cares", for me
00:26 my favourite line
0:37 “let’s do a little more damage”
Meanwhile in the news *psycho man does too much damage*
Yes why not
LOL
Parents: Why don't you ever play with the neighbor's kid?
The Neighbor's Kid: 0:54
Yep
1:46
So true
Parents: atleast it teaches you to be healthy
The neighbor's kid: dies
Parents: atleast it teaches you how to be worthless
Me: kills myself
Parents: yeay
FIN.
-Phil Swift, for fuck tape
Isidro B. Thats unfair he eats flex paste then he doesnt want us to eat it too. So he means he’s the only one who can eat it?
0:57
This is me, trying to feed my little brother.
Lol 🤣
Feed your brother some flex paste
@@rosen0662
Hmm🤔
What a sissy😏
Yes
HAHA
“Your dreams have a meaning”
My dreams: 1:51
Chicken boat
1:45
chicken boat
I say It means you're gonna do something special
Can you actually build a chicken boat? 🤣
Phil swift: *shows off chicken boat he invented*
KFC: i ' l l t a k e y o u r
e n t i r e s t o c k
I want five of em
I want millions of them
69 likes
“Flex paste is jizz”
-Einestein
"einestein"
Zweistein*
“Ay talk shit about me again and you fucking die..... wait are you writing this shit down”
-Phil swift
Nice
that is how it works
1:10
How it feels getting a wrong question when you the top of your class
At grandpa's funeral:
Phil: "What a sissy"
@@YoungAlienBoy your a garbage human hope everyone dislikes you since you actually deserve it
@@YoungAlienBoy Why are u an idiot >_>
Spooky Filmz Ent. For freaking real? I saw you literally everywhere with that shitty link. Someone’s gonna report if you keep doing that
@@thevipez8740 That's an extremely shitty song though
I can confirm I have *brain damage*
edit: I did not mean to start a war in the replies
Not only brain damage, but a LOTTA’ BRAIN DAMAGE.
Lol
If you test it, and there's still a little part of undamaged brain then ThEn ToRtUrE yOuR mOm
@lia fitria purnamawati
My mom’s already dead.
@daniel morgan
Duhh? That’s super obvious. Do you think we don’t know that? What an idiot.
0:30 THE SHINING MEME HAD ME DEAD
*HERE’S PHIL SWIFT*
NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE.... AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAH YOU FUCKING BITCH
0:37 better
Jerry XC3 *chainsaw noises*
1:47 HAD ME DYING😂😂😂
1:53 Me presenting my project to the class
Ha lol
1:55
2:30
Lol
Teacher: E
toddler: sees small object
also toddler: 0:57
Phill Swift Watching hentai porn: ruclips.net/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/видео.html
@@YoungAlienBoy uhhhhm wtf are you doing here
This is the first comment
to really make me 😂
Indiaball no I’m good
"You can make super strong gravity."
_floats away as if there was no gravity at all_
My life is completely fucked. :,)
Where did he go?
*Phil swift starts chopping door with axe*
*lady cuts his hand*
Phil swift: YOU FUCKING BITCH
Also Phil Swift: *grabs chainsaw and proceeds to cut down door even more*
Phil Swift Again: *grab 4 chainsaws and starts cutting down door*
1:39 when you are fighting with a strong enemy and won.
LMAO
Mom: why you dont play with the neighbours kid?
The neighbours kid: 1:46
Man I'm fucking dead😂😂😂😂
Jeez
0:16*
1:50
😂🤣
1:10 situation of every student right now.
True
@@trooper0457 so many thanos buttplug using and now ant-man has using flex paste to disabling his buttplug
True
Not saying it’s THICK
Real
0:24 that escalated quickly
0:37
I could physically feel the pain 🤪
UUUF
My favorite part of the video.
Scream
1:37 I laughed so hard
The shining + phil swift=the most terrifying movie ever made
1:10 Every depressed teenager ever
Yes
I’m in 3rd grade and I kinda feel like that
Colin's Corner 3rd grade? The f you’re like 9.
If only the depression went away once I became an adult
It only got worse
Flying kitty can no longer write his titles as YTP because he creates his own new genre of madness.
IFK. InsaneFlyingkitty.
ykm RUclipsKittyMadness
The Mental Breakdown series.
FM: @#$& Me
@@razi_man the title for the series should be: “mental break down madness”
2020-2021 true saying:My life is completely fucked 😂😂
Fr tho
Me: **hits elbow on table**
Entire nervous system: 0:58
More like 1:10
@@amaregularalienowo3972 a commerical robotics droid be like a 0:02
When you asking your mom for dinner for the 12th times
2:17
2:17
why the fuck are there so many gmd
Natami GD HOW
@carbon 22 GD IS STILL NOT DEAD BABYY
Gator Time do not cite the deep magic to me, witch.
i was there when it was written.
Me when mom say dessert is ready
1:49
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OoOoOh!
1:39 - Me when I found out my step mom commit suicide.
@@cadetcrockett2276 dam
@Meme_ Lord
It was only a month ago (May 4’th). She made up my childhood from age 7-15 (my current age), and I know this may sound cold, but I’m honestly glad she’s dead. I always felt really insecure and anxious around her, and I feel as if a burden had been lifted.
1:19 gets me every time
1:37 just realized that's Stuart
oh no
What a sissy
SRSLY?!?!?
he died
-Little.
Why was this recommended
I can’t get this out of my head
@@YoungAlienBoy Not for you
0:57 made me dying in laughter 🤣😂🤣😂
small parts: **exists**
children under 3: 0:56
0:57
Yeah
*S U P E R S H I T*
That's why my dick is so small...
So true
Kid: How are chicken nuggets made
Me:shows him this video at 1:47
XD
1:10 12 year old rich girls when their dad says no for the first time
*1:10
yeah I had a misunderstanding for a second
atleast her dad got a super strong gravity
@@fakeestofthemall Where'd her dad go?!
@@schkann1384 me too lol
No-one.
Not even a single soul.
Phil Swift: *RaPiNg Is SuPeR wRoNg!*
But once it’s on, it gets super tight, even in the toughest conditions :D
CaliforniaSierraweather994 F.B.I OPEN UP
But when it's on, ITS ON
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@kingdoomgaming "raping is super wrong"
-phil swift 2020
that was literally the most normal part
*puts a chainsaw through the door*
“Lets do a little more damage.”
*puts 3 more*
**cough** 4
0:51 Phil Swift when watching FlyingKitty's YTP about his commercial
let's make it happen
@@soangkijikuofficial8251 WHAT ABOUT NO?!
Phill Swift Watching hentai porn: ruclips.net/video/xIH-Ci7bVJo/видео.html
@@gigachadatheist7144 you little-
@@gigachadatheist7144 Goddammit
0:57 this part makes me laugh 😂
When you have to eat school food
Millions of years of evolution lead to this..
Nice.
@@YoungAlienBoy ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html
I have a gut feeling some smartass is gonna try to correct you. Any time now...
@The
lead*
@@salmonellq2981 reserve trap but they're too much snorting and drug
@Cameron Birnbaum
Indeed you have.
2:05 LET IT DRY IS BACK
1:10 My LIFE is completely FUCKED
When you get bad grade :
Relatable
everyone when covid struck 1:10
OOF FOR PHIL
Bro that’s me after my mom tells me I’m adopted
1:50
He built the worlds first chicken boat guys. Hes a total genius lmao. That part got me🤣
Phil Swift: Raping is super wrong.
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts.
love him or hate him he will fuck you
“But once it’s on, it is super tight even in the toughest conditions.”
CaptainJackValdy's Crew haha
another fact at 1:35
@@cjv8522 FBI OPEN UP
Phil Swift = Released another flex product commercials.
Flyingkitty = *It's free real estate*
*kid dies a horrid and cruel death*
oompa loompas: 1:40
1:38
What a sissy
Underrated as f
I would like but it’s at 666
W H A T A S I S S Y
1:40 Everyone after killing ice age baby
"But once its on" 😂
What a sissy
@@jojohi7737 the meme history become bad timeline
I showed this to my friend.
He asked me if I was feeling okay.
Mr. Anonymous Hi
Ask them the same thing
Like whats wrong with them?!?!?
If you're ever depressed, just remember:
L E T I T D R Y
Once it’s dry, L E T I T D R Y
Ok. It worked.
Penetration
CaliforniaSierraweather994 when it drys, L E T I T D R Y
Just have P A T I E N C E
0:54 has to be my favorite part XD
2:40 wide phil swift walking
Lol
Best outro of all , specially the high bass song . Love it
Nobody:
Flyingkitty: *RiGhT OuT oF tHe BuCkEt!*
>2019+1
>"Nobody:" comments
But you never see me f*ck it
0:17 *Top 10 Scariest creatures caught on camera*
Lol
@@hackym.7910 phil swift flex paste
*i'll take you entirely stock*
*stonk*
ᴺᴼᵂ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ'ˢ ᴬ ᴸᴼᵀ ᴼᶠ ᴰᴬᴹᴬᴳᴱ
@Roman bellic
*You fucking Bitch*
Cuts door: Hahaha
Lets do a little more damage
Türksün demi
"R@ping is super wrong"
The only thing I can actually agree on a YTP vid.
nobody:
Chickens in Minecraft: 1:47
Underrated (
Wow
0:20 DAMAGE -1,000,000,000
@@vengience166 0:26
@@vengience166 se
1:09 When You test positive for corona
Dude u can’t take a motherfucking joke?!?
Also why r u watching this if your gonna complain about my comment?!?
@ScuddyX ScuddyX the earth is flat
How about say this on all the other 100000 of comments out there dick wad
@ScuddyX ScuddyX why am i a dumb kid? the earth is flat
1:09 when you got a F on your report card
fr tho- F grades should rlly stand for FUCKED
@@xi0su damn i was about to say this
@@xi0su yes
@@xi0su It means Fail
@@caleb.e7880 does it look like i'm stupid..? ofc it means fail, clearly u cant take a joke.
No one:
My Family while I'm dying to this at 3 am
-_-
Nobody:
Phil Swift: "He died, what a sissy."
*JUST FUCKING KILL THOSE UNWANTED PESTS*
69 likes
Qq
Kabtjahshejako2beiejsiekss
2:25
0:38 "please stan me"
I see he’s at it again. He missed out on one thing however........ CONSUME THE CUUUUME BUCKET
Spooky Filmz Ent. shut up
Why is this video no longer age restricted?