Injustice Gods Among Us Batman All Unique Clash Quotes

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  • @morrisl123
    @morrisl123 9 лет назад +985

    Scorpion: "You are no Sub-Zero"
    Batman: "I'm *Batman*"
    then the universe explodes from too much awesomeness

  • @shadowdove7082
    @shadowdove7082 8 лет назад +347

    Batman 1: You're good...
    Batman 2: You expected otherwise?
    me: You know, he's got a point...

    • @Wrestling316
      @Wrestling316 3 года назад +26

      He actually does that’s the funny part😭

  • @timegirl55123
    @timegirl55123 10 лет назад +693

    with raven and batman it should have been
    Batman "how's daddy?"
    Raven "better than yours."

    • @lostygirl
      @lostygirl  10 лет назад +152

      Haha that's evil

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 10 лет назад +76

      "Last I heard, Raven, your father was trapped in hell."
      "Yours too. I'll send you to him first class!"

    • @TheEternalOuroboros
      @TheEternalOuroboros 10 лет назад +6

      thomas wayne is dead though

    • @XxXImmortalFoXxX
      @XxXImmortalFoXxX 10 лет назад +21

      DeathCreationist
      Tha... That's the point. Raven's father is still alive, but trapped in hell, but Mr. Wayne is dead.

    • @uktthe_king_fish5769
      @uktthe_king_fish5769 8 лет назад +3

      Hey I remember that avatar!
      Yes, I have finally watched Rosario vampire and it is COOL! Because of this, I got used to a couple of ecchi anime such as RV! Season 2 is just as good btw!

  • @Lorscion
    @Lorscion 9 лет назад +448

    Batman's legs must hurt after all of that kicking

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 7 лет назад +33

      he kicked a spear, that's safe lel

    • @unekagray4089
      @unekagray4089 5 лет назад +51

      No, because he's *batman*

    • @bladimir_playz1327
      @bladimir_playz1327 4 года назад +14

      @@unekagray4089 "I'm Batman" Best quote ever since forever

    • @tateisweird1599
      @tateisweird1599 3 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @coffeelover0876
      @coffeelover0876 2 месяца назад +2

      He never skipped leg day....
      Plus, he's Batman.

  • @AntonioEJoson
    @AntonioEJoson 10 лет назад +334

    Superman (Regime): You'll regret the day you-! Batman (Insurgency): Just shut up and Fight!

    • @Gate-Cube
      @Gate-Cube Год назад +12

      You can do that with normal Batman too actually

    • @devinmceachern
      @devinmceachern Год назад +9

      @@Gate-Cube Not just Prime Batman and Insurgency Batman. You can do that with Arkham City Batman from the video game _Batman: Arkham City,_ Batman Beyond, Red Son Batman from _Superman: Red Son,_ Blackest Night Batman from the _Blackest Night_ crossover storyline, New 52 Batman from The New 52 and Flashpoint Batman from the _Flashpoint_ universe.

    • @Gate-Cube
      @Gate-Cube Год назад +3

      @@devinmceachern yeah but prime Batman is the default so that’s why I said it

    • @devinmceachern
      @devinmceachern Год назад +3

      @@Gate-Cube Fine. I wish you a nice day. May God's blessings be upon you and your family for the rest of 2023 and beyond.

    • @Cbro76
      @Cbro76 Год назад +4

      8:23

  • @devinmceachern
    @devinmceachern Год назад +213

    In loving memory of Kevin Conroy
    November 30, 1955-November 10, 2022
    Kevin Conroy will always be Batman. There's no way to replace Kevin Conroy as the voice of Batman/Bruce Wayne.

    • @devinmceachern
      @devinmceachern Год назад +8

      @@Rambunctious653 I'll quote Sean Bean from _Ronin_ (1998). He said it in French, but I'm going to say it in good old-fashioned Americana: "I say what I think".

    • @jonathanmarshakaincredible1393
      @jonathanmarshakaincredible1393 Год назад +7

      Well said fellow Batman fan

    • @smartguy458
      @smartguy458 9 месяцев назад

      How could fate take away such an amazing man?

    • @Cxltyy
      @Cxltyy 4 месяца назад +1

      closest match we can have is roger craig smith, have you seen his performance in arkham origins?

    • @caustin850
      @caustin850 3 месяца назад +1

      There's Troy Baker and Roger Craig Smith. I mean, Roger Craig Smith voiced as Batman in "Batman: Arkham Origins."

  • @samdouglas9751
    @samdouglas9751 9 лет назад +358

    "You're no Sub-Zero!"
    "I'm Batman."
    Done. Just so done. Best line ever.

    • @bronosx2246
      @bronosx2246 9 лет назад +8

      It's just a line!

    • @joedec
      @joedec 8 лет назад +15

      Bronos X But it's an awesome line.

    • @dragonpheonix3704
      @dragonpheonix3704 8 лет назад +8

      +Bronos X " Why so serious"?

    • @dragonpheonix3704
      @dragonpheonix3704 8 лет назад +9

      +Bronos X " Why so serious"?

    • @batkev126
      @batkev126 6 лет назад +3

      Bronos X Shut you’re mouth up you turd

  • @PlusmaGun
    @PlusmaGun 8 лет назад +225

    *Scorpion:* You are no Sub-Zero.
    *Batman:* I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
    A cookie for anyone who got that reference.

    • @princeantpassy8714
      @princeantpassy8714 8 лет назад +13

      I smile from that reference.

    • @min._.5940
      @min._.5940 8 лет назад +4

      na na na na na na na na na

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 7 лет назад +1

      i smiled

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад +3

      PlusmaGun Batman: this my turf
      Nick Wilde: you not so t.u.f.f.

    • @d4rce409
      @d4rce409 7 лет назад +1

      PlusmaGun hise

  • @Razlo5000
    @Razlo5000 9 лет назад +443

    Batgirl: "such a pain"
    Joker: "walk it off"
    Can't believe they didn't do that one

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад +8

      Nick Wide: where my beautiful bunny
      Batgirl: she not is h- wait what!?!?

    • @ethansaucier2917
      @ethansaucier2917 7 лет назад +25

      What's up with your weird fixation on Zootopia?

    • @azure8935
      @azure8935 7 лет назад +8

      Ethan Saucier
      Ikr, Zootopia and fighting games dont mix

    • @ethansaucier2917
      @ethansaucier2917 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah seriously, this isn't his only comment like this on these kinds of videos.

    • @UnfamiliarIntimacy
      @UnfamiliarIntimacy 6 лет назад +4

      Lucario
      Yeah, because someone has to be mentally disadvantaged to like something that you don't.

  • @CallMeElwis94
    @CallMeElwis94 9 лет назад +300

    6:13
    "Funny meeting you here." - Said the Joker, in the Batcave...

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 8 лет назад +4

      +Elwis From Poland "Smile"

    • @CallMeElwis94
      @CallMeElwis94 8 лет назад +14

      Matthew Pike "I am smiling. :| "

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 8 лет назад +2

      Elwis From Poland "AGHAHGAHHHH!!!!"

    • @CallMeElwis94
      @CallMeElwis94 8 лет назад +2

      Matthew Pike "RRWAAAAAAAGH!!!"

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 8 лет назад +2

      +Elwis From Poland EXPLOSION!!!

  • @brycelacy3545
    @brycelacy3545 9 лет назад +215

    Batman: "Takin you down Selina!"
    Catwoman: "Can't wait."
    Ok, now hold up now.

    • @Morbius-Tension
      @Morbius-Tension 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Wrestling316
      @Wrestling316 3 года назад +6

      LMFAOOOOAOAOAOAOAO MOOD🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

    • @rrjt1011
      @rrjt1011 Год назад +1

      AYOOOOOOO

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 6 месяцев назад +1

      They're totally flirting with each other!

  • @YoureUgly3
    @YoureUgly3 8 лет назад +347

    Alfred: I made tea master Wayne
    Batman: I don't like tea
    Wahhhhhhh

    • @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
      @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 8 лет назад +21

      😂

    • @lazyRider420
      @lazyRider420 6 лет назад +33

      robert white Alfred wins because he's ALFRED

    • @zcatcher8955
      @zcatcher8955 5 лет назад +25

      If Alfred beats superman and batman, he's unstoppable lol

    • @cinderpxmpkin9554
      @cinderpxmpkin9554 2 года назад +1

      if injustice gets a joke character, should totally be alfred

  • @anthonyreynoso7275
    @anthonyreynoso7275 8 лет назад +160

    3:27 Batman: "Overgrown Gorilla." Solomon Grundy: "Me Grundy not Grodd." How have I not ever heard that one, that is awesome!

  • @SupermanGamingAlpha
    @SupermanGamingAlpha 8 лет назад +176

    Cyborg: This is a criminal act
    Batman: Talk to my lawyer

    • @anishkanungo9201
      @anishkanungo9201 8 лет назад +11

      Funny thing is, he would end up speaking to Bruce Wayne's lawyer, resulting in his identity's exposure.

    • @amirj5232
      @amirj5232 8 лет назад +27

      +Anish Kanungo Funny thing is, in injustice is identity is already exposed

    • @lewis213b7
      @lewis213b7 8 лет назад +4

      5:59 ah shit

    • @TheFLAMEXD
      @TheFLAMEXD 7 лет назад +1

      He has a lawyer?

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад +6

      BATMAN: BUG OFF
      JUDY HOOPS: LET ME HELP YOU

  • @lamontthomasjr1614
    @lamontthomasjr1614 Год назад +91

    Rest In Peace Kevin Conroy 😢😢🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

  • @kelpia
    @kelpia 9 лет назад +152

    Most people don't realize that Batman is actually pretty funny and witty

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 10 лет назад +93

    "Killing won't help you"
    "But it'll feel GREAT"
    dark dark dark....lol

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 10 лет назад +12

      Well Damian Wayne must have the mother of all daddy issues to have such thoughts!

  • @CONOW406
    @CONOW406 10 лет назад +80

    'Don't underestimate me.' 'Wouldn't dream of it.'
    Ahh, the mutual respect towards one another...

  • @Aivottaja
    @Aivottaja 8 лет назад +96

    03:06 =
    Batman: How's daddy?
    Raven: Alive. How's yours?

    • @alonso2845
      @alonso2845 8 лет назад +15

      Wooooah!!
      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

    • @johnnyzargar3918
      @johnnyzargar3918 8 лет назад +2

      He said lets go see him not how's yours

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 8 лет назад +2

      Johnny Zargar
      You must have some other version. Mine says exactly that.

    • @EVO6-
      @EVO6- 8 лет назад +2

      +Johnny Zargar
      it's a what if

    • @albertthepeacock8020
      @albertthepeacock8020 8 лет назад +1

      +Aivottaja BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • @manofmanifesto3348
    @manofmanifesto3348 8 лет назад +158

    Batgirl: Should I be taking notes?
    Batman: Probably.
    Sub-Zero: You are no Sub-Zero.
    Batman: I'm Batman.
    Superman: You'll regret the day you...
    Batman: Just shut up and fight.

    • @uktthe_king_fish5769
      @uktthe_king_fish5769 8 лет назад +10

      It's scorpion not sub zero.

    • @Chic1
      @Chic1 7 лет назад +7

      Sub-Zero: You are no Sub-Zero.
      Me: YOUR ARE SUB-ZERO
      Sub-Zero: There are mirror matchs
      Me: good -->

    • @Morbius-Tension
      @Morbius-Tension 3 года назад +1

      You mean scorpion

  • @andrewblanco4
    @andrewblanco4 7 лет назад +113

    Batman:"I've had enough Barbara"
    Batgirl:"You're about to have more than enough"
    Bruce Timm:"I like where this is going..."

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 7 лет назад +7

      This dialogue is KILLING JOKE! XD

    • @_Alex_Zer0_
      @_Alex_Zer0_ 3 года назад +4

      I’d say “fuck” but some asshat’s probably gonna make a “yeah, that’s what they did” joke.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 10 лет назад +60

    "Break for smoothies?"
    "Don't count on it."
    Geez, Bats, take it easy! It's just smoothies.

    • @thegreatjman1999
      @thegreatjman1999 9 лет назад +18

      "Want to order Chinese later?"
      "Focus Dick."
      Man, people really want to have a meal with Batman.

    • @nickmartin5294
      @nickmartin5294 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Batman does not eat nachos!

    • @dk5968
      @dk5968 9 лет назад +1

      thegreatjman1999 I heard that the wrong way.

  • @DavidGraham221
    @DavidGraham221 2 года назад +31

    “Some hero! Hittin a lady!”
    “Do I have to say it?”
    “THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE IS UNISEX”

  • @aaronmay5119
    @aaronmay5119 10 лет назад +40

    Nightwing "Wanna order Chinese later"
    Batman "Focus Dick"

  • @FaysalIsGoated
    @FaysalIsGoated 3 года назад +34

    3:27
    Batman: “Overgrown Gorilla!”
    Grundy: “Me Grundy, not Grodd!”
    Nice little reference

  • @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954
    @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 10 лет назад +50

    Robin wants Chinese.
    Zatanna wants smoothies.
    Batman sadly doesn't want any.

  • @mob2uz
    @mob2uz 9 лет назад +87

    Scorpion: You're no "Sub-Zero"!
    Batman: I'm Batman.
    As a meme once said, "Your argument is invalid".

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 10 лет назад +38

    Bane: Are you a betting man?
    Batman: ...Well, this IS a wager...

  • @BeastOrGod
    @BeastOrGod 10 лет назад +78

    Scorpion: "You are no Subzero!"
    Batma: "I'm Batman"

    • @Fang10100
      @Fang10100 10 лет назад +6

      Batman Quote Addition: "Therefore, your argrument is invalid"

    • @schrettarichie3927
      @schrettarichie3927 Год назад

      Patrick Seitz and Kevin Conroy

  • @bloodmoon4420
    @bloodmoon4420 9 лет назад +22

    6:00
    Hawkgirl: A bat that cant fly
    Batman: Ill still ground you
    DAMN! Thats the coolest quote ive seen

  • @ZachandYoshi
    @ZachandYoshi 10 лет назад +188

    Batman: Taking you down Selina!
    Catwoman: Can't wait!
    😏😏😏😂😂😂

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 9 лет назад +11

      TimeLordAssassin If Ra's Al Ghul is here he and Batman's clash would be like,
      Ra's Al Ghul: Thought you can join the league of shadows!
      Batman: Not anymore.

    • @jjLeakee_
      @jjLeakee_ 8 лет назад

      +TimeLordAssassin Ha!

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 7 лет назад +7

      Hostile sexual tension at its finest

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 6 лет назад +4

      Fun fact: They are both in Arkham City skins. LOL

  • @fruitlion8
    @fruitlion8 5 лет назад +32

    I adore the Catwoman ones, especially:
    "The gloves are off..."
    "And the claws are out!"

  • @LitithsClaptrap
    @LitithsClaptrap 10 лет назад +56

    Hmm seems like Batman has a beef with everyone.

    • @shinryuvirus9987
      @shinryuvirus9987 10 лет назад +18

      i think everyone has a beef with batman not the other way around

    • @juancarlosgarridohernandez8532
      @juancarlosgarridohernandez8532 9 лет назад +12

      celestia shinryu Yup... Maybe all of them are jaelous because he's the only one who can make successful movies...

    • @wolfhurricane897
      @wolfhurricane897 4 года назад +4

      Batman has trust issues.

  • @Benjaminrcd
    @Benjaminrcd 8 лет назад +50

    Every 2nd phrase of Batman should always be "I'm Batman."

  • @xgray2012
    @xgray2012 10 лет назад +55

    Batman: "I could hurt you..."
    Zatanna: "A girl could crush on you!!" Lol!!

    • @wolfhurricane897
      @wolfhurricane897 4 года назад +13

      Interesting since Zatanna and Batman used to date for a while.

    • @hmw4166
      @hmw4166 4 года назад +10

      @@wolfhurricane897 Not exactly dating but Zatanna indeed flirts Batman when they are teenagers and indeed likes Batman

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 3 года назад

      @@hmw4166 isn't she with constantine?

    • @hmw4166
      @hmw4166 3 года назад +2

      @@nra3zehuti781 John Constantine is her earliest romantic pal in Alan Moore's Swamp Thing run. But after re canon DC history, Paul Dini made Zatara family and Wayne Family are generation friends. Bruce Wayne also had a history to learn how to escape from Giovanni Zatara. Zatanna at that point, had a crush on Bruce Wayne but Bruce Wayne kind of turns it down because his determination is to go back Gotham to fulfill his vow. Later when they both joined Justice League, Zatanna still has feelings of Bruce Wayne, and Bruce Wayne still likes her, but both of them have grown up and becomes more mature. They kept their "love" to each as a very good friendship

    • @user-lt6kq2ej2b
      @user-lt6kq2ej2b 3 года назад

      @@hmw4166 so in short, Bruce friendzoned her

  • @kaypee102
    @kaypee102 8 лет назад +32

    8:22
    Superman: You'll regret your mother's name is..
    Batman: Just shut up and fight

  • @jordyjordy925
    @jordyjordy925 9 лет назад +55

    Injustice has the most badass quotes ever.

    • @trinity3631
      @trinity3631 6 лет назад +2

      Hooba Dooba the most Badass line is this:
      I'm Batman.

    • @danat4914
      @danat4914 5 лет назад +4

      @@trinity3631
      Jason Todd: I'm vengeance!
      Batman: I'm Batman!

    • @tudormitchell1899
      @tudormitchell1899 2 года назад +1

      If only there were intro quotes

  • @LordCommanderSaint
    @LordCommanderSaint 10 лет назад +23

    "You are no sub zero!"-Scorpion
    "I'm Batman"-Batman
    HOLY SHIT FUCKING EPIC

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 Год назад +25

    *RIP Kevin Conroy*
    (1955 - 2022)
    *#TheDarkKnight* ; *#TheVengeance* ; *#IamBatman*

  • @JasonJacksonJames
    @JasonJacksonJames 7 лет назад +36

    Alfred: I made tea Master Bruce
    Batman: I don't like tea.
    Alfred: gnnnn
    Batman: huuuuaaaaa

    • @armymen12002003
      @armymen12002003 7 лет назад +1

      JasonJacksonJames lmao xd

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад

      +JasonJacksonJames Batman: go back to bunnyburrow
      Nightwing: I'm busy at moment
      Judy Hopps: I'm taking you to dentist.
      Batman: I'm sure tell me
      Judy Hopps: Nick was right Grundy is dumb
      Solomon Grundy: bunny is not funny
      BATMAN: YOU'RE TESTING MY PATIENCE
      Frnnick: i can your nose

    • @deantaedawson-woodson6655
      @deantaedawson-woodson6655 7 лет назад +1

      JasonJacksonJames LOL

    • @charlesdowney3394
      @charlesdowney3394 7 лет назад +1

      JasonJacksonJames lol

  • @24HallOfFame90
    @24HallOfFame90 10 лет назад +43

    Batman: Taking you down Selina
    Catwoman: Can't wait *smirk*
    lol nice innuendo

  • @kidprince8578
    @kidprince8578 7 лет назад +11

    Joker to Batman: - Funny to meet you here.
    Lol you're in the Batcave.

  • @Lol-to3mo
    @Lol-to3mo 10 лет назад +88

    7:37 your not subzero. No I'm batman

    • @DKenSama78
      @DKenSama78 10 лет назад +5

      That one was my favorite

    • @DOT107
      @DOT107 10 лет назад +3

      i loled at that one XD

    • @JoseGonzalez-ef2jy
      @JoseGonzalez-ef2jy 10 лет назад

      Hell yeah he's Batman

    • @yuncelluz8709
      @yuncelluz8709 9 лет назад +1

      im loving his lines lol The bats the best

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад +2

      RoyTheGamingCifuentes Dwan bellwether: I will kill all of the --
      Batman: just shut up and fight!!

  • @user-jh2zk7ed9c
    @user-jh2zk7ed9c 9 лет назад +32

    Bats:Enough,Selina
    Kitty:not,yet handsome

  • @juanvillanews1323
    @juanvillanews1323 7 лет назад +26

    Scorpion: "You're not sub zero"
    Batman: "IM BATMAN"
    LMFAOOO that was the best one 😂😂😂

  • @SupremeKaiRich
    @SupremeKaiRich 8 лет назад +51

    Against Iron Man
    Iron Man: This armor knows your next move.
    Batman: We'll see.

  • @HZTenh17g
    @HZTenh17g 10 лет назад +39

    Scorpion: You are no Sub-Zero!
    Batman: I'm Batman.
    *Scorpion is mindf***ed*

  • @JaxTheBlank
    @JaxTheBlank 10 лет назад +34

    Scropion: You are no Subzero
    Batman: I'm Batman

  • @2011maxik
    @2011maxik 10 лет назад +72

    scorpion: you are no sub zero
    Batman: I'M BATMAN
    classic

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt 9 лет назад +24

    7:37 The line you've all been waiting for.

  • @Aqua311
    @Aqua311 10 лет назад +17

    Superman: "Quite a mismatch,"
    Batman: "I'll go easy on you,"
    LOL My favourite quote.

  • @IllusionMaster17
    @IllusionMaster17 5 лет назад +20

    The interactions are like the best things in fighting games.
    So many secrets, curiosities, hillarious quotes and even references are everywhere

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 10 лет назад +23

    "a criminal batman"
    "one messed up kid" (referring to Damian Wayne not Dick Grayson)
    Very nice, whomever, came up with these quips, deserves a bonus :)

  • @GamePlayer213P
    @GamePlayer213P 9 лет назад +32

    Batman has an underrated sense of humour.

  • @kokichioma1901
    @kokichioma1901 2 года назад +9

    Cyborg (Regime): "THIS IS THE CRIMINAL ACT!!!!"
    Batman (Insurgency): "Talk to my Lawyer"

  • @edwynsanchez3223
    @edwynsanchez3223 9 лет назад +18

    Solomon: Grundy no fear bats
    Batman: Grundy not that bright
    7:50 I laughed

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад +1

      Solomon Grundy: fox not funny!!!
      Nick Wide: Grundy is dumb.

  • @PolyPinoy95
    @PolyPinoy95 10 лет назад +88

    If Sub Zero had crossed over instead of Scorpion, here are some clash quote ideas with some characters.
    Batman: Mr. Freeze??
    Sub Zero: Who the hell is Mr. Freeze
    Batman: You again??
    Sub Zero: Our rivalry ends here!!
    Sub Zero: An icy grave waits for you!
    Batman: Heard that one before

    • @dapinkpantherr
      @dapinkpantherr 10 лет назад

      Awesome!!!!

    • @TheBadassTonberry
      @TheBadassTonberry 9 лет назад +16

      Noob/Sub: FEAR ME!
      Batman: I am the fear.

    • @radu443
      @radu443 9 лет назад +2

      That last one is GOLD

    • @moonvoidd
      @moonvoidd 9 лет назад

      If they add smoke I got one Smoke:well there is smoke there is a dead bat
      Batman:I can't die from smoke

    • @xxgamergirlxx7917
      @xxgamergirlxx7917 9 лет назад

      Haha great ideas

  • @jaden3498
    @jaden3498 9 лет назад +12

    "You are no Sub-Zero"
    "I'm Batman"
    Classic Batman Quote.

  • @conditionedfoot9953
    @conditionedfoot9953 9 лет назад +9

    Joker:smile😄
    Batman:I am smiling😑
    Nightwing:wanna order Chinese later?
    Batman:Focus Dick

  • @rockspeeder01
    @rockspeeder01 8 лет назад +12

    5:40 THE HAMMR OF JUSTICE IS UNISEX!!!

  • @dmv_esco
    @dmv_esco 8 лет назад +15

    Batman: This ends with you in jail
    Joker: Not a chance underpants
    Me: Ha

  • @gdc420
    @gdc420 7 лет назад +10

    Superman: Save Martha.
    Batman: Why did you say that name?!!!

  • @niceguy60
    @niceguy60 9 лет назад +23

    (Scorpion) You are no Sub Zero
    (Batman) I'm Batman
    Total Ownage

  • @MrTooner13
    @MrTooner13 9 лет назад +13

    6:57
    Damian: I'm younger AND faster!
    Batman: You're not me.

  • @scorpionbeast117
    @scorpionbeast117 10 лет назад +19

    Batman: Overgrown gorilla.
    Grundy: ME GRUNDY NOT GRODD!
    LOLOLOLOL

  • @rorybaker7512
    @rorybaker7512 10 лет назад +14

    These quotes are 72% cooler if you imagine batman putting on sunglasses before each comment.

    • @Nehzzie
      @Nehzzie 7 лет назад +1

      Rory Baker sooooo replace Batman with Johnny Cage?
      Sounds like WWE Immortals all over again.

  • @cui8789
    @cui8789 10 лет назад +14

    8:51 I can';t believe they actually referenced Identity Crisis

  • @jonl5446
    @jonl5446 9 лет назад +15

    Cyborg: This is a criminal act!
    Batman: Talk to my lawyer
    Me: XD That. Was. Awesome.

  • @jordanblackwell6783
    @jordanblackwell6783 5 лет назад +7

    Batman: The calm before the storm....
    Aquaman: And here’s the Storm!

  • @JCBro-yg8vd
    @JCBro-yg8vd 9 лет назад +30

    "You disappoint me Bruce!"
    "Cause I'm not a killer?!"
    If he only knew about "The Dark Knight Returns".

    • @wolfhurricane897
      @wolfhurricane897 4 года назад

      And Dawn Of Justice. Though i refer to it as "it that shall not be named".

    • @Batman-ro9mj
      @Batman-ro9mj 3 года назад +3

      I know it’s
      Been 6 years but he never killed anyone in that.

  • @Sirfatandblack
    @Sirfatandblack 10 лет назад +14

    Scorpio: you are no subzero!
    Batman: I'm batman
    Me: Nice!

  • @sd_justice_duty9564
    @sd_justice_duty9564 2 года назад +32

    Kevin Conroy is the best voice actor of Batman, the true Batman.

  • @dasaiyantv8483
    @dasaiyantv8483 8 лет назад +72

    Some of my own:
    Batman: Go back to the circus
    Nightwing: Rather do that
    Superman: Got any parents?
    Batman: Nope. Just Kryptonite
    Batman: Do you bleed?
    Superman: Like your parents?
    Catwoman: My face is over here!
    Batman: That's why we wear armor
    Batman: I liked you better as robin
    Damian Wayne: You mean you actually liked me?
    Batman: What happens if i break that mask?
    Bane: What happens if i break your back?
    Joker: I used this crowbar to-
    Batman: I never liked him
    Batman Beyond: He trusted me over you
    Nightwing: Did you read the comics?

  • @batman66ism
    @batman66ism 7 лет назад +11

    3:20 batman: I CAN STOP YOU scorpion: YOU MAY TRY!!!!!! love that

  • @xgray2012
    @xgray2012 10 лет назад +5

    Insurgency Harley Quinn: "Let's dance, Bats!"
    Insurgency Batman: "The Song Is Over!!"

  • @peterr.h.theblackice7722
    @peterr.h.theblackice7722 4 года назад +8

    2:59
    Insurgency Batman: Killing Me Won't Help!
    Damian Wayne (Nightwing): But It Will Feel Great!

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 месяцев назад

      Damian being the biggest POS in the Injustice-verse.

  • @korokgreen202
    @korokgreen202 10 лет назад +5

    Harley:You're scary when your angry
    Batman:That's the idea

  • @eaneiler
    @eaneiler 8 лет назад +6

    7:35, You are no Sub-Zero. I'm Batman.

  • @josephcruz8135
    @josephcruz8135 10 лет назад +7

    You are no Sub Zero!
    I'm Batman.

  • @ToastHatterAbC123
    @ToastHatterAbC123 9 лет назад +25

    I prefer nice nightwing. you know the one who asked for chineese!

    • @kbreezy8417
      @kbreezy8417 8 лет назад +3

      Normal one. The red one with long hair is night wing regime. And yes, he screams a lot less and is A LOT less annoying

  • @talosisoursavior4015
    @talosisoursavior4015 7 лет назад +38

    3:45 I'm trying to figure out how Batman still has a leg.

    • @Eduardo-jz9dl
      @Eduardo-jz9dl 7 лет назад

      Hbbujnnhhhjjjjjjj1200000

    • @Batkenpre
      @Batkenpre 7 лет назад +8

      because his batman

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад +1

      Batken pre 52 52 Batman: you good
      Judy Hopps: thanks I'm been working out
      batman: go back bunnyburrow
      Nightwing: I'm busy at moment
      Judy Hopps: let me help you
      Batman: bug off
      Batman: I could hurt you
      Judy Hopps: I'm taking you to dentist

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 7 лет назад

      Alex Fabrizi Judy Hopps: get that bitch out my head please!
      Batman: raven that enough!!

    • @Nehzzie
      @Nehzzie 7 лет назад +6

      Alex Fabrizi Easy.
      He's Batman.

  • @user-mf8vy5wp1p
    @user-mf8vy5wp1p 3 года назад +7

    1:56
    batman: back to arkham
    joker: i think not

  • @xgray2012
    @xgray2012 10 лет назад +5

    Batman: "Taking you down, Selina!"
    Catwoman: "Can't Wait!!"

  • @MrMagnificentMedia
    @MrMagnificentMedia 10 лет назад +6

    Nightwing: "Wanna order Chinese later?"
    Batman: "Focus, Dick!"
    Best one haha.

  • @perdedoronline
    @perdedoronline 9 лет назад +7

    "Grundy not that bright." LOL gets me everytime.

  • @sounddude47
    @sounddude47 10 лет назад +3

    One of the best comebacks ever:
    "I'm younger and stronger!"
    "You're not me."

  • @unekagray4089
    @unekagray4089 5 лет назад +8

    6:41 wow batman wow

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's actually Nightwing's real name. Dick Grayson.
      Or were you making a joke?

  • @Anquavaous
    @Anquavaous Год назад +7

    6:19 Joker: Smile!
    Batman: I am smiling.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 месяцев назад +2

      *JOKER:* NYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
      *BATMAN:* RRRAAAAAH!!!

  • @jamescarloragada2182
    @jamescarloragada2182 7 лет назад +8

    02:03
    Batman: this ends for you in jail
    Joker: not a chance under pants
    Me: Lmao

  • @SuperKellx
    @SuperKellx 8 лет назад +5

    Scorpion: You're no subzero!Batman: I'm Batman...Me: Poor Scorpion

  • @duckman2056
    @duckman2056 8 лет назад +5

    Nightwing: Another criminal Batman. Batman: One messed up kid xD

  • @Ghost_Omega
    @Ghost_Omega 9 лет назад +4

    How to be good at injustice,
    1. Pick batman
    2. Cape parry
    3. Sky grapple( or meter burned batarang)
    4. "Stay down"

  • @J_liz
    @J_liz 8 лет назад +7

    lol 7:38 " I'm Batman"

  • @maxmiliandealy9839
    @maxmiliandealy9839 8 лет назад +5

    best thing I've ever heard.
    Scorpion: "you're no subzero"
    Batman:" In Batman"

  • @knwyn8563
    @knwyn8563 10 лет назад +5

    @7:36
    Scorpion: You, are no Sub-Zero!!
    Batman:...I'm Batman.

  • @jeridjuarez7785
    @jeridjuarez7785 10 лет назад +9

    batman can come with some good comebacks

  • @Lol-to3mo
    @Lol-to3mo 10 лет назад +14

    7:37 your not subzero no I'm batman

  • @philiptonymcgrawjrthephilm1570
    @philiptonymcgrawjrthephilm1570 4 года назад +3

    7:37 "I'm Batman"

  • @Arzaker
    @Arzaker 10 лет назад +3

    Batman: "I know your moves"
    Scorpion: "As if that matters"

  • @philiptonymcgrawjrthephilm1570
    @philiptonymcgrawjrthephilm1570 4 года назад +4

    6:21 Batman Said: "I Am Smiling!"