American reacts to How Stupid are Americans? [part 4]

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  • @jeschinstad
    @jeschinstad 4 месяца назад +825

    This is an absolutely true story. When the Snowden story broke in 2013, that was two years after the awful terrorist attack in Norway and our wounds were still very fresh. I said that I hope it won't be revealed that the Americans knew about the attack from their surveillance but chose not to tell us in order to keep their system secret. For me, it was an expression of friendship, but the American got really angry and asked why they should warn us when we didn't warn them about 9/11. I didn't understand what he meant, because we don't have a global mass surveillance system. But what he meant was that we live in the future, being 8 hours ahead in time. So apparently, we could watch the plane flying into the WTC and call the American Embassy informing them that this would happen in eight hours so they could stop it. This was difficult for me to believe, but I have asked Americans to explain time zones and many of them actually hold these kinds of ideas to some extent. They _actually_ don't understand how it can be noon in Norway when it's morning in USA. This is not funny to me, it's terrifying.

    • @chronic2023
      @chronic2023 4 месяца назад +75

      😅😅😅😅 I live in Sweden and my sister (American) never understood the idea of time zones, either. It was like we were literally 7 hours in the future, like some sort of time travel. 😅😅😅😅

    • @dawn5227
      @dawn5227 4 месяца назад +118

      Better not tell him other states in the US have a different time zone than him, it would blow his mind

    • @YeahNo
      @YeahNo 4 месяца назад +110

      @@dawn5227 Why didn’t the New Yorkers warn the Californians about the earthquakes? Surely they could have at least warned them about the LA riots… 😂

    • @warrenturner397
      @warrenturner397 4 месяца назад +13

      @@dawn5227 Assuming he had one

    • @carlossaraiva8213
      @carlossaraiva8213 4 месяца назад +77

      Those same people vote for trump. Ignorance is literally dangerous.

  • @blocq-de-puinbak1575
    @blocq-de-puinbak1575 4 месяца назад +1077

    The most disturbing part is that it is indicative of the lack of interest in the rest of the world and arrogance.

    • @geofftottenperthcoys9944
      @geofftottenperthcoys9944 4 месяца назад +82

      So true, but you can blame their education system for a lot of this too.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +12

      There's plenty of that on the other side of the pond. Just ask anyone in Africa or Asia whose countries were colonized by France or Germany or the UK. And before you accuse me of being a disinterested and arrogant American, I studied European history (and other histories) in college (or university, whatever). I'll have to check but I think I still have the textbook.

    • @annafrolova7891
      @annafrolova7891 4 месяца назад +100

      My friend studied in Michigan for a year in a regular school on an exchange in 2005-2006. When he came back he said that except for language practice and trips to nature, he did not learn anything new for himself and even became stupid! What they studied there in the 9th grade, he had already gone through in Russia in the 5th-6th grade and more seriously.
      But his main disappointment was not that his classmates knew nothing about the world at all, they DIDN'T WANT to know anything. In Russia, if you don't know some elementary things, it's shameful, they can laugh at you. In America, being ignorant is not shameful.
      My friend said that when he mentioned some relevant fact from history/biology/physics, etc. in class or in conversation, he often heard in response: Why do you need (to know) this? You are full of useless information!
      This was said by people who could list all the Marvel heroes, but not the planets of the solar system😢

    • @Suthech
      @Suthech 4 месяца назад +51

      Everytime i really wondering myself what is wrong with americans. I was with my wife and 2 students that i work with on the Alexanderplatz, a hotspot in Berlin germany, and 3 nice asking policeofficers ask ONLY me for my ID. I give them my ID and speak relly nice with them and also we make some jokes. It was really funny for the policeofficers and myself. For myself it was nothing and total normal. But one student he is from Illinois say after this to me he would never do this in the USA. Its against there rights and so on. What is the problem to show the ID if you have nothing bad stuff done? It takes us 2 Minutes and the policeofficers tell me that i fit to a discription of a person that they are looking for. Why we should not help the police? The only doing there jobs like everybody else. And yes i fit to a discription of a bad person but they NEVER say that i do anything. For myself and my wife and the other students its total OK and no big deal. But the student was really woundering that i do this. He really was confused about our behave to the policeofficers. I explain it to him and he say that is in some way really good but as american he find this strange. I think americans are in this case the strange people. :)

    • @sudazima
      @sudazima 4 месяца назад +22

      the world? is that in like mexico or smth?

  • @ClosedGame75
    @ClosedGame75 3 месяца назад +82

    Back in 1992, I was an exchange student in North Dakota. It was a truly miserable, horrible experience in every sense of the word and it destroyed every glorious image I had of America, probably for the rest of my life. From nearly getting shot by a racist at school who insisted that I was immigrating to the United States and taking his job and his girlfriend (he had neither) and that I was at the same time coming over just to mooch off the awesome, American system (I'm Danish ... our welfare state is lightyears in advance of anything the US can offer). Of course, I was an EXCHANGE STUDENT ... for ONE YEAR ... in HIGH SCHOOL ... and yet, that was his firm belief. When I told him to stop, he went home and got his dad's 12-guage shotgun and waited outside school for me to be done for the day. The sheriff had to talk him down and he ended up going to Juvie, and I ended up going home a month later, with a bad case of PTSD and anxiety.
    But the one thing that really taught me, once and for all, what I had signed up for was when my host-family's dad told me in plain English to never mention my home country around him again (he was actually of Danish descent himself, and before coming to America, my family and I had gone to SOME trouble to dig up all the family history we could on his ancestors, for me to bring with me as a present). He told me, specifically: "No one in America wants to hear about where you come from. Your country is completely insignificant. It's tiny. It means nothing. No one gives a shit about it, and no one here wants to hear about it. You're here to learn that America is the greatest nation in the world and the sooner you understand that, the better for yourself."
    Even my classes in school were weird. US history was about America ... that I understood, of course. English lessons were about America. That made ... some small measure of sense, I suppose. Spanish-classes were about America. That made zero sense whatsoever. Choir-lessons were all about patriotic songs about how great America was. That got tiresome very quickly. World History was about how America was saving the world every day and quite literally nothing else. Home Economics was about how amazing unfettered capitalism was and how evil the Soviet Union (which had just collapsed irrevocably in August of that year) was ... including entire lectures of the teacher standing by the blackboard raging about how absolutely -horrific- socialism was, and when I dared to ask her to please explain what she meant by socialism, because I came from a country with a lengthy history of social democratic governments who had done immeasurable good for the population, such as providing free healthcare for everyone, I was given detention for a week to teach me never say such evil things again.
    Suffice to say ... my opinion on the American education system is that it's a complete and utter joke, but it DID cause me to understand how ideas such as those this video became so damn widespread.

    • @zoewhite7705
      @zoewhite7705 22 дня назад +5

      That is really interesting, and explains a lot.

    • @buddys_dad
      @buddys_dad 14 дней назад +1

      Allow me to apologize. We do not all feel that way.

    • @Jake-co3wk
      @Jake-co3wk 3 дня назад

      My experiences of amuricans in several places all over the world echo yours and the unfortunate part is THEY DON'T REALIZE HOW STUPID THEY SOUND AND ARE.

    • @keineangabe8993
      @keineangabe8993 День назад +1

      Oh my god, i feel so bad for your younger self regarding the present thing. I can't imagine what it was like, doing all this work to bring something original and of real value just to get THIS reaction..
      This was such a nice gesture.
      Greetings from your neighbour country, i think denmark is awesome!

    • @rufus1346
      @rufus1346 3 часа назад

      It's a shame you were not exchanged with someone from a more enlightened part of America. I'm not American but I did have a green card for 15 years, spent most of my time in New York. I found America to be the land of extremes, some of the most intelligent people I have ever met were American alongside the stupidest, I once got asked what language we speak in England. The weather was either way too hot or freezing, bone dry or floods. The fittest and the most obese people on the planet. They don't do down the middle very well. Looks like you found the arse end of America!
      I must say your English is very good for a Dane. I'm English and it's better than many English people I know LOL!

  • @fjmmc9907
    @fjmmc9907 4 месяца назад +529

    True story, in a facebook page where people ask questions about moving to Portugal, one US citizen asked if there is running water in Portugal. A guy just answered, "no, we only have walking water, we are slow and lazy over here!"

    • @izibear4462
      @izibear4462 4 месяца назад

      Over 60% of Americans who move to Portugal leave due to many many reasons. They think it is similar to living in an Hispanic country. They sure find out quickly.

    • @mikgus
      @mikgus 4 месяца назад +4

      @@tkps5079 do you have a name? that sounds great

    • @jessicaely2521
      @jessicaely2521 4 месяца назад +11

      It's a genuine question. When I married a Swiss man, his mother said to me, "You really have buildings from the 1600s?" I said,"Of course. Our forefathers didn't live in tents or swing from trees. We even have buildings from 750. This is current Common Era." My mother-in-law asked this question because a church in New York City burned to the ground. It was built in the late 1600s if I remember correctly.

    • @thanhhuynh272
      @thanhhuynh272 4 месяца назад +18

      This one is almost exactly the same is one here in Tasmania. Bumch of loudly dressed American tourists on the wharf in Port Arthur. A local fisherman was unloading Crayfish (Lobsters) from his boat into plastic tubs on the wharf. One of the female senior tourists asked…” I say, Mister, are those things real?” The fisherman, as dead-pan as can be replied, “No madam, these are wind-up ones be buy from Japan to sell to the tourists!” She was so dopey she did not even see the joke.
      Us Aussies think that “having Americans on”…i.e. making jokes at their expense, is “like straling wheat from blind chooks”…i.e. no contest…the don’t even bite because they are just so oblivious. Think this lot were from Texas….sorry to everybody else in Texas, know they can’t ALL be this bad ot the electronics giant, “Texas Instruments” would not exist.
      “One of my mates ysed to exclaim, “Hold on to your Texas Instruments…it’s going to be a rough ride!”

    • @misssunnydee
      @misssunnydee 4 месяца назад

      ​@@tkps5079I would actually get TikTok just for that!

  • @RustyDust101
    @RustyDust101 4 месяца назад +763

    Somehow this reminds of the old snarky joke:
    "What borders on stupidity?"
    "Canada and Mexico"😂

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 4 месяца назад +52

      I'm using that one.

    • @Smo1k
      @Smo1k 4 месяца назад +11

      Yoink! 😁

    • @agnesmetanomski6730
      @agnesmetanomski6730 4 месяца назад +24

      I'll be using it too!! 🤣

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 4 месяца назад +1

      @@rush5620 what don't you get?

    • @TheFatwelder
      @TheFatwelder 4 месяца назад +20

      In the UK it was said that London had the densest population.

  • @thaitom6410
    @thaitom6410 3 месяца назад +176

    I live in Thailand and once was asked by a middle-aged American whether I moved to Thailand because all German cities had been destroyed during the war. I answered, "Yes, exactly. But I plan on moving back soon because we finished rebuilding last week." He was genuinely delighted to hear the news and wished me good luck.

    • @JenniferRussell-qw2co
      @JenniferRussell-qw2co 3 месяца назад +17

      You couldn't make it up, best to play along 😅 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🙋‍♀️🇬🇧

    • @Due152
      @Due152 2 месяца назад

      Sie müssen den armen Trottel nich auch noch verscheißern…

    • @necroprogaming6851
      @necroprogaming6851 2 месяца назад +2

      At least they were kind?

    • @brostenen
      @brostenen 2 месяца назад +3

      Uhhhh.... What obliveous people. Even I knew that were thick sarkasm.

    • @coraline8046
      @coraline8046 Месяц назад +3

      1 er degré avec les américains. Toujours!😂

  • @whocareswho
    @whocareswho 4 месяца назад +974

    Ah, the fabled egg laying orca. A rare species indeed. If you're really lucky, you can find them perching in the trees cleaning their plumage.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +42

      LOL good one!🤣

    • @AncientBriton1948
      @AncientBriton1948 4 месяца назад +70

      Remember they have to protect their nests from the ferocious Kangawallafox. 🇬🇧

    • @Shoomer1988
      @Shoomer1988 4 месяца назад +83

      I once saw one being torn to pieces by a swarm of Wild Flying Haggis - terrible business.

    • @dsludge8217
      @dsludge8217 4 месяца назад +17

      The plumage doesn't enter into it.

    • @whocareswho
      @whocareswho 4 месяца назад +26

      @@dsludge8217 I wish to register a complaint...

  • @michaelodonnell824
    @michaelodonnell824 4 месяца назад +374

    I'm Irish, a Dubliner.
    An inner city Dubliner, a friend, once told me that, when they were kids, they'd hang around the entrances to the Hotels and if they saw an American Tourist (NOT hard to distinguish), they'd approach them and offer to show them where the Leprechauns live. If the Americans took them up on their offer, they'd charge them some money, then bring them to a large park just outside central Dublin, show them the rabbit holes, and tell them that the Leprechauns only came out at night...
    They made a surprising amount of money out of this...

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 4 месяца назад +34

      Genius. Love it.

    • @manueltapia1859
      @manueltapia1859 4 месяца назад +26

      The price of stupidity 😂, well done 🎉
      Greetings from northern México ❤🇲🇽

    • @D4RKBRU73
      @D4RKBRU73 4 месяца назад +19

      That's hilarious and genius at the same time!

    • @dawn5227
      @dawn5227 4 месяца назад +8

      Brilliant. 😂

    • @YeahNo
      @YeahNo 4 месяца назад +14

      I always said the Irish have brilliant minds.

  • @linnyb1704
    @linnyb1704 4 месяца назад +155

    I was once asked by an American if we also celebrated the fourth of July. No, we are Dutch, why would we? He was quite amazed when he heard that.

    • @zymelin21
      @zymelin21 4 месяца назад

      You would rather celebrate the expulsion of the germans by the Canadian army in 1945, and you do, and rightly so.

    • @pm1395
      @pm1395 3 месяца назад +51

      We get that from Americans visiting Canada too.
      I tell them we call it Traitor Day.
      They are always shocked.

    • @pauljames7333
      @pauljames7333 3 месяца назад +13

      I had the same question from a relative of my partners from the US also. I’m in the UK

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 3 месяца назад +22

      @@pm1395 LOL good one. I saw a t-shirt online "Make America Great Britain Again".

    • @verenamichel2447
      @verenamichel2447 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@pauljames7333 it's even funnier when they ask a British Person. 😂

  • @tonibaker3823
    @tonibaker3823 4 месяца назад +418

    i had an american shout at me for putting on a fake pirate accent ,i am from rural somerset in the english west country

    • @mmckenzie8085
      @mmckenzie8085 4 месяца назад +57

      This made me laugh.
      I love Somerset accent ❤

    • @eclecticapoetica
      @eclecticapoetica 4 месяца назад +34

      😅 Arrr!

    • @datman220001
      @datman220001 4 месяца назад +35

      Arrr! RUclips, translate to English. Haha

    • @Xiroi87
      @Xiroi87 4 месяца назад +82

      I had an American yell at me in Spain, because he couldn't understand me, telling me angrily to speak English. My calm reply was, well I do speak English, with a Northern English accent, to be exact, seems like you're not familiar with the accent. While I typically make a point to speak more slowly and clearer when speaking to people from outside the UK, I made an exception with this guy. Would love to see him in Glasgow!

    • @WinstonSmith19847
      @WinstonSmith19847 4 месяца назад +19

      The actor Robert Newton used a west country accent when he played Long John Silver and that's why the accent became synonymous with pirates although obviously not all pirates were from the west country. When people imitate pirates they usually use the accent that's why the person thought you were doing a fake pirate accent they didn't know it was real English accent.

  • @Housebuster1
    @Housebuster1 4 месяца назад +378

    The problem is that to teach "there are no stupid questions", and some Americans see it as a challenge

    • @riukrobu
      @riukrobu 4 месяца назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andybrown4284
      @andybrown4284 4 месяца назад +11

      Good thing those asking can't understand the concept of sarcasm

    • @Laura.LD.
      @Laura.LD. 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FrankDijkstra
      @FrankDijkstra 4 месяца назад +14

      "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people"
      -South Park

    • @Joe-ez3gt
      @Joe-ez3gt 4 месяца назад

      There are no stupid questions, only stupid Americans!

  • @mikeanderson2730
    @mikeanderson2730 4 месяца назад +152

    I met two American guy´s in a bar in Greece back in the eighties. They were very nice, and seemed happy to finally go abroad and see something else than the U.S. I told them i was from Scandinavia, Sweden, and they were more exited when they heard, because they wanted to go to Scandinavia as well sometime. One of them had a grandparent from there, not really shure witch country thou. I asked them what they knew about Sweden, and then it began: they told me about winter all year long, polar bears roaming the streets, no fruits or vegetables just meat to eat and a lot more. Me, being an mean drunk i told them more. A lot more. My pet penguin Freddy and the miserable Elf i shared an apartment with probably being the worst. So, everything the Americans got wrong about the world, is not just their fault. Others helped..

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 месяца назад +23

      On a school trip to Stonehenge, I heard an American couple asking eachother "I wonder when it was built?". This was in the days when you could walk right up to it and sit on the lying stones. I spoke in a very loud voice to my friend about how crumbly the concrete was. We were dressed in our Cmcatholic convent school uniforms and looked angelic. The Americans marched right up and asked me if it was really concrete. Smiling innocently, under my old fashioned boater I replied in the poshest English little Irish me could muster "Oh yes Sir, it was all made for a movie set 20 years ago and look how it's falling apart, no wonder tourists think it's ancient". They were mortified and left without taking a single photo😂

    • @mikeanderson2730
      @mikeanderson2730 3 месяца назад +8

      @@triarb5790 I bow my head to you. You, Sir, are a true genius. A career as tourist guide perhaps..?

    • @fredmidtgaard5487
      @fredmidtgaard5487 3 месяца назад +3

      They probably meant Norway. Polar Bears can be a problem in Svalbard in the north. I had to have a gun with me at all times. And Penguins we only have on the Norwegian territories near the South Pole. But no Swede would know about that.

    • @mikeanderson2730
      @mikeanderson2730 3 месяца назад +7

      @@fredmidtgaard5487 To 95% of the world it is well known that polarbears don´t eat penguins because they live on different poles. To Americans, it´s not. My favorite story is the one with the Americans that thought the concrete in stonehenge looked cracked and worn.

    • @hangemhigh7069
      @hangemhigh7069 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@fredmidtgaard5487I know it very well we sold Spetsbergen to you 1915 for 650.000 crowns!
      Or it was the Socialdemocrats who do it!

  • @lanamack1558
    @lanamack1558 4 месяца назад +352

    No movie theatres in Ireland; they have cinemas.

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 месяца назад +24

      we have theatrers here...
      but our cinema is a Kino!

    • @daphnelovesL
      @daphnelovesL 4 месяца назад +5

      It's called bioscoop here.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +3

      good one.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Arltratlo sorry, Kino?

    • @xf8568
      @xf8568 4 месяца назад +17

      @@supercolinblow Kino is the german word for movie theatre

  • @Rothstein
    @Rothstein 4 месяца назад +222

    I'm from Spain and I met online an American who asked me "how can you speak Spanish so good if you are not Mexican"?

    • @John-jw8rx
      @John-jw8rx 4 месяца назад +42

      English people get asked something similar about English 😂

    • @ZZMJo
      @ZZMJo 4 месяца назад +17

      🤣There's a video on YT about 2 old ladies (customers) yelling at the manager "Go back to Mexico if you want to keep speaking Spanish". He was answering to his co-worker who asked something. He is Puerto Rican aka 100% US citizen. After 10 min of discussion he kicked them out bc they went on forbidding him to speak Spanish.....

    • @karlbmiles
      @karlbmiles 4 месяца назад +6

      I worked in Buenos Aires and I would try out my Mexican phraseswith my co-workers. Whenever I tried one, they'd say "that's Mexican", not the Spanish language that Argentines speak. About the phrase "Vaya con Dios", they said never say that to an Argentine, they would take it as a threat!

    • @LadyLiet
      @LadyLiet 3 месяца назад

      Sighs 😢

    • @lindajw100
      @lindajw100 3 месяца назад

      Switzerland has ground level places too..errrmm!😂 and it was very warm (short sleeves warm) this past Spring and Summer

  • @itslukemott
    @itslukemott 3 месяца назад +32

    I'm German, I spent a year in Louisiana (when I was 15-16, went to highschool there) here's some of the questions/comments I got:
    - was asked multiple times if I came by car
    - a classmate assumed I was a refugee. same classmate wondered if it was scary for me to take a bus in the US assuming we don't have busses in Germany.
    - another classmate asked if the Jews killed the Nazis. she was also shocked to learn there are Jews in the US.. and then again to learn Judaism is a religion
    also, not exactly fitting the theme, but I never heard the word "freedom" more than during that year while I also never felt any less free... was a weird year ngl

  • @Arltratlo
    @Arltratlo 4 месяца назад +209

    i got ask if i have electricity and cars in my village...
    i am living in a town of over 40.000, i am electrician from profession and use my car for commute to and from work!
    my country is Germany, we invented the car and build the first high power transfer line for electricity!

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +1

      Airplanes too? :)

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 месяца назад +18

      @@supercolinblow Otto Lillenthal built only gliders...
      but without his experiments, the Wright brothers had ditched at Kitty Hawk!

    • @manueltapia1859
      @manueltapia1859 4 месяца назад

      What can you expect with stupid people??? They think the same about México the place that brought anticonceptive pills, indeleble ink and color tv!!! ❤🎉🇲🇽

    • @izibear4462
      @izibear4462 4 месяца назад

      Ford invented the car and electricity transfer? No way. That was an American invention. Also did you know Alexander Graham Bell who invented the telephone was American?

    • @Stiegelzeine
      @Stiegelzeine 4 месяца назад +6

      @@supercolinblow depends on what you mean with airplanes, there were many different people who invented something that made our modern planes possible and there may have been many different types of airplanes before the junkers f13 but the junkers f13 for example was the world's first all-metal transport aircraft according to Wikipedia so technically in easier wording, the world first modern plane, the zeppelin was also a popular invention wich is why many people call any type of rigid aircraft a zeppelin although zeppelin is just a company, it’s like on the same level as Nutella or Lego where you call the whole product category after one company because it’s so famous

  • @Schwingedesraben
    @Schwingedesraben 4 месяца назад +341

    The thing that bothers me the most is not the ignorance about things - which is bad enough in itself - but the self-confidence with which those people state absolute atrociously wrong things. If I don't know something, I either state "I don't know" or I shut up about it...

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад

      In my travels, and speaking to foreigners online, I've found that some Europeans are actually as incredibly ignorant and overly confident in their opinions of Americans. The ignorance works both ways. The only reason you know anything about America is because, as a superpower, we're in damn near every story on the world news. I've also found opinions from abroad that were just as ignorant. This one Swedish chick thought I had to lower a bucket in a well to get water for the house, because most Americans are technologically backward. I guess ignorance can work both ways and both sides of the pond.

    • @nilov71
      @nilov71 4 месяца назад +53

      And these people are allowed to home school their children 😅

    • @dsludge8217
      @dsludge8217 4 месяца назад +35

      And these people are allowed to -home school their- *have* children
      FTFY

    • @Vampirzaehnchen
      @Vampirzaehnchen 4 месяца назад +18

      The problem with that idea is that people know they are wrong.
      Imagine this situation for yourself: You're back in school and there's a test today. So you read through all the questions and you answer all of them, being confident about having answered every question correct. Then you get the test back and it turns out that some of your answers were wrong. You didn't know when you answered them, in your brain, the wrong answers were correct, you were just as confident as these people.
      They don't know they are wrong and think that you try to tell them stuff to fool them. And that's where the ignorance kicks in: I assume you would go and look stuff up after that situation, they however would not. Even if you came back with any sort of proof, they would still tell you that you made things up because they "know" better.

    • @tomscorpion6288
      @tomscorpion6288 4 месяца назад +20

      @@Vampirzaehnchen I cannot imagine answering any question in a test thinking I'm right and turning out I was wrong. I guess it can happen like once in 10,000 questions, but I either know the answer or know that I don't know it. I may have some general idea of what the answer should be, but in such case, I wouldn't be confident that my answer is correct.
      Unless they've been taught from early age that being confident is more important than being correct, I have no idea what's going on. In a test, your confidence doesn't matter at all (thankfully).

  • @dijkb
    @dijkb 4 месяца назад +32

    Everyone that doe not have English as a native language write is English so Americans can understand it. I am dutch and a long time ago i had a job at Amsterdam Central Station at the luggage depot. A elderly couple from the US came to the counter to drop of their bags, I talked to them in my US English. ( i can also speak real English and Scottish English). They asked me :"What state are you from?" I told them i was Dutch. They had a hard time believing me. So in front of them I started a conversation in Dutch with a co-worker. They said " You're making that up". I wished them a very nice day in English (US and UK), German, Dutch, Frisian, French and Spanish.😄

  • @forgottenmusic1
    @forgottenmusic1 4 месяца назад +188

    A White South African told me, that when he was in USA, he got the reaction: "You can't be African, stop fooling me" so many times, that he gave up and told everyone that he is British.

    • @sooskevington6144
      @sooskevington6144 4 месяца назад +19

      Well, in the bad old days of the British Empire, I believe Britain did control South Africa so your friend isn't fibbing, he's just a century or so out of date. 😀😀

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 4 месяца назад +27

      @@sooskevington6144 Britain also controlled India. It doesn't mean someone from India now has to pretend they are British to please an ignorant person. Also there's a very strong likelihood the person above was Afrikaans, i.e. of Dutch origin, not British.

    • @tinaunderhill5412
      @tinaunderhill5412 4 месяца назад +12

      Elon Musk?

    • @MichaelHedegaardJensen
      @MichaelHedegaardJensen 4 месяца назад

      @@forgottenmusic1 some ramdom american.... He is not white south african.... He is american african..
      As they think black people in the rest of the world is african american. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lydiakaraiskou1421
      @lydiakaraiskou1421 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@tinaunderhill5412 I would also suggest Charlize Theron but I'm not sure they'd believe me...🙄

  • @delta006yt
    @delta006yt 4 месяца назад +206

    My dad was once in an Uber in Maryland. The driver asked where he was from. My dad said Spain. The driver then asked "what language they speak in Spain". When my dad told him we speak Spanish in Spain, the driver was shocked.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +12

      Yeah it's people like us that give us all a bad name. BTW I'm from Maryland. Not the most exciting state, and a bit annoying since we get all the "backwash" from Washington DC in our backyard.

    • @phonogramme9921
      @phonogramme9921 4 месяца назад +6

      Maybe be he was shocked that your dad didn’t mention catalan or basque

    • @mehallica666
      @mehallica666 4 месяца назад +27

      I've experienced similar in Chicago. Upon hearing my accent, the driver asked where I was from. "I'm from Britain" I responded. His reply; "Oh, but you speak English so well, where did you learn?".

    • @Xiroi87
      @Xiroi87 4 месяца назад +24

      We've all had a taxi or Uber driver being puzzled when we replied we are from or live in Spain. Mine said "oh, my brother's wife is from Mexico". I patiently explained Spain is in Europe, only for him to say, I'm afraid I'm not good at geography. Oh well...

    • @jamesleate
      @jamesleate 4 месяца назад +19

      A friend of mine was complemented on his English by security at the airport. When asked where he came from he replied "Great Britain" to which security said ."oh do they speak English in Britain?"

  • @hectorwong1692
    @hectorwong1692 4 месяца назад +44

    In the 70´s, I went to the US as a foreign student at a college in Mn. We were a bunch of foreign students from all continents. What stroke me very much, was that us foreign students used the library facilities very frequently, at least 2-3 times a week, and we used to go there not only for academical matters, but because there were so many books and information about almost anything you wanted to know about. But the library was used almost exclusively by us, the foreign students; hardly we would see a US student. There was no interest at all to learn or to know a bit more about anything.

    • @axoram
      @axoram 3 месяца назад

      Ma ancora negli anni 70 i ragazzi USA erano comunque molto impegnati culturalmente e socialmente , ne ho conosciuti molti, il disastro e' iniziato con gli anni 80 , Reagan e wall street hanno distrutto tutto.

  • @becauseiam8264
    @becauseiam8264 4 месяца назад +198

    😂😂Found it really funny how you were breaking your head over the "Pacific Lake" story - but not the fact that Orcas are mammals and do not lay eggs !🤣🤣

    • @Ryumi_Ella
      @Ryumi_Ella 4 месяца назад +10

      Same!😂😂

    • @TheCornishCockney
      @TheCornishCockney 4 месяца назад +5

      Ditto 😂😂

    • @VlogMusique
      @VlogMusique 4 месяца назад +4

      true

    • @MeItsMeLol
      @MeItsMeLol 3 месяца назад +11

      OMG, ain’t that the truth! This was my first time watching this channel, and it will be my last. My suggestion is, don’t make fun of other people’s ignorance and then be ignorant about something so obvious yourself.

    • @DoriZuza
      @DoriZuza 3 месяца назад +10

      It confirmed he’s American 😅

  • @MichaelHedegaardJensen
    @MichaelHedegaardJensen 4 месяца назад +100

    Was in USA in 1987 and when we told people, that we were from Denmark, they had one of the 2 following questions..
    1. Denmark.. yeah, the capital in Sweden
    2. How did you get permission to leave the country.
    They actually thought that it was a part of Soviet Union and we had to get permission from Moscow to leave.

    • @chronic2023
      @chronic2023 4 месяца назад +10

      My husband was Swedish and Americans would actually ask him if he could speak Swedish. 😅😅😅

    • @amyboleszny543
      @amyboleszny543 4 месяца назад +10

      Many confuse Danes with Dutch - sad dat!

    • @MichaelHedegaardJensen
      @MichaelHedegaardJensen 4 месяца назад +6

      @@amyboleszny543 and Austria with Australia

    • @amyboleszny543
      @amyboleszny543 4 месяца назад +6

      @@MichaelHedegaardJensen Especially in my house cos my in-laws came from Austria but their son, my husband, is Australian and our house in the Black Swamp had roos and wallabies on the front lawn.

    • @MichaelHedegaardJensen
      @MichaelHedegaardJensen 4 месяца назад +7

      @@amyboleszny543 sometimes I feel sorry US americans.. I dont know why, but I do..
      Imagine if the rest of the world was like USA... only had enough in themselves, didn't know anything about the world that surrounded you..

  • @私たちは一緒に行進します
    @私たちは一緒に行進します 3 месяца назад +33

    I love the Vietnam war comment. Not only is the opponent in the title, not only was it not including the British, but it was also a war America didn't beat anyone!

    • @centi1364
      @centi1364 3 месяца назад +4

      British guy here welp... fun fact America never won a war by themselves ;) sorry that's a lie they beat America once, lol this is just British banter btw I actually like America.

    • @私たちは一緒に行進します
      @私たちは一緒に行進します 3 месяца назад +5

      @@centi1364 with the aide of French troops. As a historian, you are actually 100% correct. They have never won a war alone, and their record in war is actually terrible

  • @dejanbojic826
    @dejanbojic826 4 месяца назад +150

    The egg laying Orca went way over this Americans head😝😂

    • @TeddieBean
      @TeddieBean 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😁💖

    • @mariageorgiadou8595
      @mariageorgiadou8595 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @wustenfuchsgaming1226
      @wustenfuchsgaming1226 3 месяца назад +8

      The PAIN

    • @sidselamundsen5051
      @sidselamundsen5051 2 месяца назад

      If they thought the Orcinus genus was not belonging to the whales since the Orca is the only one in that genus, I could have understood their confusion somehow, but still.... 🤔
      Orcas belong to the whales and they all give birth to live babies (that are oxygen breathing).
      Do they not learn this in elementary school in the US? 😮

    • @aaroncarson1770
      @aaroncarson1770 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm still upset about it.

  • @h06anbjo
    @h06anbjo 4 месяца назад +403

    The fact that he got hung up on Pacific Lake and not orcas laying their eggs baffles my mind..
    ETA: There is one lake in the US that is called Pacific lake, then there is a company called Pacific lake, the third option I'm not sure about..

    • @lexmole
      @lexmole 4 месяца назад +24

      I googled the animal because I thought at first that I had a different animal in my mind. But no. They definitely do not lay eggs.

    • @nrnexusrising
      @nrnexusrising 4 месяца назад

      Thank you! I mean, how can you overlook or not know that Orcas are mammals and therefore have live births after internalized fertilization? There is NO LAYING OF EGGS!

    • @pv-mm2or
      @pv-mm2or 4 месяца назад +50

      Did he not Know that the Orca is a mammal just like humans, or perhaps his mother laid an egg and he hatch two weeks later. what kind of asylums do american children go to?

    • @filipdahlberg4420
      @filipdahlberg4420 4 месяца назад +11

      Came to say the same thing x)

    • @Rothstein
      @Rothstein 4 месяца назад +16

      Hahaha same. Orcas are mammals, they don't lay eggs!

  • @Redhead6806
    @Redhead6806 2 месяца назад +7

    I was an exchangestudent in the US mid 80's, in a southern state. My hostfamily got so mad at me when i told them that in the mountains in Sweden are acctually older than many American mountains created millions of years ago. They said thats impossible since the earth is only 5000 years old.

    • @kevinzz276
      @kevinzz276 28 дней назад +2

      They were most likely Creationists, a religious belief that nature, the universe, Earth, life, and humans, originated with supernatural acts of divine creation based on a timeline calculated from the bible.

  • @OilCanHarry2U
    @OilCanHarry2U 4 месяца назад +133

    Australian here. In the early 1990’s I was travelling Guatemala and over breakfast one day, I struck up a conversation with an American woman in her early 20’s.
    After establishing that I was indeed from Australia , she asked me “how did I get to Guatemala from Australia?” I responded that I had flown there.
    She asked, “why didn’t you drive?”

    • @Test-eb9bj
      @Test-eb9bj 4 месяца назад +18

      You can not make this stuff up… (face palms…)

    • @JenniferRussell-qw2co
      @JenniferRussell-qw2co 4 месяца назад +14

      Did you bother to answer, or just walk away? 🤪 I was asked how/why Britain (overlooking N Ireland) had left Europe, when we weren't in Europe to start with !!?? They always say England/Britain & Europe as though we are own continent, (oh, and Europe is a single country apparently 🙄 ) The prospect of trying to explain Brexit was too daunting, so I didn't.🤗
      🙋‍♀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

    • @garycamara9955
      @garycamara9955 4 месяца назад +16

      They stopped teaching geography 50 years ago.

    • @apveening
      @apveening 4 месяца назад

      @@JenniferRussell-qw2co Explaining Brexit is one, explaining the why of it requires a completely new level (and the fact is at an American level of stupidity).

    • @SHA967
      @SHA967 3 месяца назад +13

      @@JenniferRussell-qw2co No one can explain the Brexit.

  • @wiltzu81
    @wiltzu81 4 месяца назад +71

    Here in Finland, midsummer sales typically start in stores at the end of June. At the same time, especially in Helsinki, there are a lot of tourists from the United States who come here on big cruise ships. In Finnish, a sale is "ale". ("Ale" is an abbreviation of the Finnish word "alennusmyynti", which means sale at a discount.) There is always that one American who definitely needs to feel bad about it and make himself a number by loudly bringing out and teaching us Finns that; "Oh my god, the Finns can't even write correctly that it should be sale."
    On the other hand, maybe there is something wrong with the self-esteem of us Finns, because every year more and more businesses seem to prefer the word "sale" instead of the word "ale". Or maybe we're just being overly friendly to all those Americans who are upset by the sight of a non-English language.

    • @acetar574
      @acetar574 3 месяца назад +4

      What? Is that a thing? I guess I have hardly ever visited the central part of Helsinki in the midsummer, so I have never really witnessed this "turistisesonki". The northern suburbs feel almost like a different town, tourists for example don't really come there 😅

    • @wiltzu81
      @wiltzu81 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@acetar574 cruise ships (other than Tallink-Silja and Viking Line) bring about 120 000 tourist annually to visit Helsinki during summer time. Tourist of those ships spends millions of euros. In 2019 it was studied, that these tourist from cruise ships for one summer did spend about 25 million euros during their visit.

    • @wrmacdonald9383
      @wrmacdonald9383 3 месяца назад +6

      In the sixties here in Canada, tanker trucks hauling inflammable materials used to be clearly labelled 'INFLAMMABLE,' but we had to change it because the Americans on the roads were confused and thought it meant 'can't catch fire.' Since then these trucks have all been labelled 'FLAMMABLE' and, in the interests of commerce, Canadians have politely forgotten the proper word.

    • @acetar574
      @acetar574 3 месяца назад +1

      @@wrmacdonald9383 What next? Will inflammation become flammation? 😅 Like, wot?? Yes, that's an example of an exception from the general rule, but that's why you STUDY and LEARN even your native language.

    • @cranberrybe
      @cranberrybe 2 месяца назад +2

      being a finn living abroad i am constantly baffled by the americanisation of finland which seems to go totally unnoticed by finns living in finland ...

  • @SarahEmerald14
    @SarahEmerald14 3 месяца назад +19

    I travel to Thassos, a small island in North Greece every year. There is a temple, which was build 700 years before Christ. I heard some american tourists talking about it and they said, that the informations about the temple must be wrong, because humans did´nt exist before Christ...

    • @coraline8046
      @coraline8046 Месяц назад +2

      Oh bordel! Mais nan!!!?😂😂😂😂 Ils sont sérieux?😂😂

    • @SarahEmerald14
      @SarahEmerald14 Месяц назад +2

      @@coraline8046 Oui 🥲😂

  • @franciscopineda2594
    @franciscopineda2594 4 месяца назад +180

    Some Americans on holiday in Austria complaining that after eight days there they haven't seen a single kangaroo

    • @MissRed92837
      @MissRed92837 4 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee 4 месяца назад +7

      Oh dear nooo!😂

    • @misssunnydee
      @misssunnydee 4 месяца назад +17

      For crying out loud...Did they accidentally book a holiday to the wrong country??

    • @franciscopineda2594
      @franciscopineda2594 4 месяца назад +25

      @@misssunnydee who knows. Maybe they think there's kangaroos in Austria. I'm from Spain. Once on holiday in New Orleans someone asked me if Spain was close to Mexico. I'll never go back to the USA

    • @MissRed92837
      @MissRed92837 4 месяца назад +24

      @@misssunnydee 😂😂😂 Maybe they booked vacation in the wrong country, or they think Australia and Austria are the same country. Like many Americans think Switzerland and Sweden are the same country. But what is worse is the many Americans can’t find the USA on a world map. 🙈

  • @-_James_-
    @-_James_- 4 месяца назад +133

    I wouldn't sing along to "America is the best" because I was taught not to lie. 😉

    • @gbbgbb1856
      @gbbgbb1856 4 месяца назад +6

      well they dont say in what regard, do they. That song could be about America beeing the best Continents to the west of Europe and Africa and to the east of Asia and Australia :D

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@gbbgbb1856That would also be false. The best continent is Europe

    • @red_dolphin468
      @red_dolphin468 4 месяца назад +3

      i would - if I add a line "in being dumb " America is the best" ^^

    • @red_dolphin468
      @red_dolphin468 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Emil_Stoltz true

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 4 месяца назад

      @@Emil_Stoltz But Europe isn't west of Europe and Africa. It's easy to be the best if one is the only con-tester, though obviously it also makes one the worst.

  • @sidselamundsen5051
    @sidselamundsen5051 2 месяца назад +9

    Hi from Norway, just found your channel and love it!
    The Polar Circle means Arctic Circle in the north and Antarctic Circle in the south of the globe.
    If they wanted to see a border between 2 countries, we actually have made it visible certain places between Norway and Sweden by cutting down the trees in some of the huge forests we share. From the air it looks like a road though, but it is kind of a cool way to show it.

  • @dsludge8217
    @dsludge8217 4 месяца назад +147

    "I thought you're supposed to be a third world country?"
    I thought you were supposed to be a first world country.

    • @sooskevington6144
      @sooskevington6144 4 месяца назад

      America/USA is not, never has been and never will be a first world continent/country. The First World countries are the British & European ones who settled America. The Americas are the New World
      So:
      Europe = First World
      The Americas = New World.
      Everywhere else = Third World

    • @Tony-c7z9t
      @Tony-c7z9t 4 месяца назад

      Yep they are a first wotld country, first in obesity, first in speaking obnoxiously, first in arrogance, first in ignorance, first in stupidity shall I go on.

    • @red_dolphin468
      @red_dolphin468 4 месяца назад +1

      indeed the US are just 2the second world" or the new world - and Europe is the old world or the first world - ^^

    • @antarcticaaficionado
      @antarcticaaficionado 4 месяца назад +8

      The USA is not a country at all, but a business.

    • @apveening
      @apveening 4 месяца назад

      The USA is (so far) the only Fourth World country.

  • @j.d.poitras546
    @j.d.poitras546 4 месяца назад +110

    I could understand they mistaken Pacific Ocean with Lake. I am more concerned they think orcas LAY EGGS lol.

    • @lydiakaraiskou1421
      @lydiakaraiskou1421 4 месяца назад +2

      They may not have mistaken the Ocean with the lake. There are two lakes in Canada named "Pacific Lake", one in Ontario and one in British Columbia where there's also a provincial park. Perhaps that's where they were... The post says Western Canada.

    • @9wombats
      @9wombats 4 месяца назад +23

      I’m concerned Ryan doesn’t know Orcas don’t lay eggs 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @freizeit.gaming.modellbahn6764
      @freizeit.gaming.modellbahn6764 4 месяца назад

      @@9wombats That alone proofs, he is also not the smartest... Orcas (Basically all Whales) dolphins etc are MAMMAL and NO FISH... They DO NOT lay eggs..

    • @nozee77
      @nozee77 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@lydiakaraiskou1421I am afraid no Orcas live in those lakes, do they? 😅

    • @TheFeldhamster
      @TheFeldhamster 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@lydiakaraiskou1421so they confused a Canadian lake with the Pacific ocean AND thought that lake had egg laying orcas living in it?
      Like lake, ocean, same thing, salt water mammal, fresh water fish, same thing?

  • @gabrielruizmedina9608
    @gabrielruizmedina9608 2 месяца назад +7

    We are Spanish and live in Madrid. My little sister spend a year in a Texas high school. She told us their mates ask her some stupid questions as; in wich part of South America is Spain?, you got wash machines and laundry in Spain? You got cars? Even buildings and skyscrapers?
    Is really amazing a first world inhabitants ask for this kind of stuff!!
    Good luck!!

  • @dohtje5029
    @dohtje5029 4 месяца назад +55

    Omg the Orca thing killed me... Orca's are mammals! They give live birth.....
    Proves you're an American... 😅

  • @christopheb.6121
    @christopheb.6121 4 месяца назад +40

    I'm French, and I spent 8 months in Boston for work. It’s been the funniest 8 months of my professional life! I've heard so many mind-blowing things that I could write a collection of jokes.

    • @JustMe-sh8nd
      @JustMe-sh8nd 4 месяца назад +2

      you are the first french who wants to understand english 👏

    • @lindacorvec9116
      @lindacorvec9116 4 месяца назад +2

      @@JustMe-sh8nd
      ?????

    • @apveening
      @apveening 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JustMe-sh8nd Most French can and do, it is Parisians that have problems with any other language than French and even problems with any other accent than Parisian.

    • @Alicia-rd5oj
      @Alicia-rd5oj 2 месяца назад

      ​@@JustMe-sh8nd Nonsense. I'm Dutch and my French is not so good (should have put in more of an effort at school, I know)... When I travel to France I ask people IN FRENCH if they speak English. By my poor French accent they can hear that the best option for any conversation is to switch to English. 😅 But, just because I was polite enough to make an effort, so will they. French people really are very nice. ❤
      It's just that, when people start by just assuming the rest of the world should speak English, that's where people will ignore you. And, to be honest, I don't blame them. 😂
      Entitled 'mericans can be so obnoxious.

  • @Fujoshi13
    @Fujoshi13 3 месяца назад +31

    For your information they still speak Latin in Vatican City. It's not dead. Uncommon in the world but still spoken. And it is still studied in many part of the world since Latin is the origin of Italian, French, Portuguese, Spanish, Romanian, Catalan, Romansh and other Romance languages it helps with the understanding of those language.

    • @rosella1919
      @rosella1919 3 месяца назад +7

      It’s also used in medicine and botany.

    • @robinschmalbrock5357
      @robinschmalbrock5357 2 месяца назад +1

      Latin is a dead language because no one left with Latin as their mother tongue.

    • @rosella1919
      @rosella1919 2 месяца назад

      @@robinschmalbrock5357 Latin is still used in medicine, biology and horticulture.

    • @robinschmalbrock5357
      @robinschmalbrock5357 2 месяца назад +3

      @rosella1919 Let me refrase my previous comment:
      There is not a single person alive that natively speaks Latin, and that is the reason Latin is a dead language.
      Medicine, biology and horticulture are still using Latin? So what! Are any of these three a living breathing person?
      By the way, a language being used and being spoken are two different concepts. The only area in the world I know of where Latin is still spoken is the Vatican. If a child is born in that place that's an entirely different problem.

  • @rennymullally328
    @rennymullally328 4 месяца назад +47

    I work in a rather large hotel in Ireland and once had an American tourist complain about the brown bread being stale. (brown bread is home made by me, pastry chef). When the Duty Manager asked him to show him what he meant iit tirned out this guys had buttered and eaten a wheetabix (breakfast cereal) instead of brown bread. Oh boy.....

    • @BuckFastNinja
      @BuckFastNinja 4 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @karlbmiles
      @karlbmiles 4 месяца назад

      And you thought an America tourist eating breakfast in an Irish hotel restaurant should know about the British product Weetabix? I go to Europe once or twice every year, and lived i London for a year, but I've never heard of Weetabix. Although, I see I can order it from Amazon if I wanted to make sense of your story.

    • @BuckFastNinja
      @BuckFastNinja 3 месяца назад +21

      @@karlbmiles It's not about knowing what weetabix is, it's about knowing what bread is. You can't confuse the two.

    • @wrmacdonald9383
      @wrmacdonald9383 3 месяца назад +1

      He must have been stunned to learn (and may still enjoy sharing the story) that people actually choose to eat Weetabix at breakfast.

    • @Forfrodo-m4m
      @Forfrodo-m4m 28 дней назад +1

      ​@karlbmiles it would have been in the cereal section of the breakfast bar. The bread is always at the end. Not too difficult to work out wheatabix is not bread it's nothing like bread in any shape or form.

  • @jeanmichel2642
    @jeanmichel2642 4 месяца назад +68

    For your information a polder is artificial yes, but not by adding sand in the sea to create an island. It's the opposite. It's removing the sea water to gain land So a large part of the Nederlands is under the sea level.

    • @tristanridley1601
      @tristanridley1601 4 месяца назад

      I think Ryan actually knows that. So, two levels of stupid for the American but still one way he was half right? Lol

    • @sonjadewaal8584
      @sonjadewaal8584 4 месяца назад +6

      De Flevopolder is gemaakt door drooglegging, maar na het aanleggen van de Knardijk is er wel degelijk héél veel zand opgespoten. Ik heb het als kind zelf gezien.

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 4 месяца назад +10

      The American gets points for knowing that the Netherlands exist.

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 4 месяца назад +2

      @@sonjadewaal8584 Ik wilde dit ook zeggen, maar jij was me voor. Veel zand en ook rotsen.

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 4 месяца назад

      It's not 'a large part'. Most of the country isn't under sea level at all! It's 1/4 and 1/5 of the estimated population considered below sea level.

  • @1Apep1
    @1Apep1 4 месяца назад +14

    "There are no stupid questions" has always been a trap

    • @apveening
      @apveening 4 месяца назад +2

      There are no stupid questions ... but there are inquisitive idiots.

  • @ElunedLaine
    @ElunedLaine 4 месяца назад +124

    Most EU countries wouldn't touch Ranch dressing with a bargepole - have you seen what's in it ? Who needs phosphoric acid, modified food starch, monosodium glutamate, artificial flavours, disodium phosphate, sorbic acid and calcium disodium edta as preservatives, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate ?

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +11

      Wow....impressive. I don't touch ranch dressing either, I like the dressing you cannot see (vinegar and oil, which I was told when I went to Italy that people in Italy and elsewhere don't use those designer American dressings.)

    • @mikeparkes7922
      @mikeparkes7922 4 месяца назад +34

      Most American food is banned in other countries, because of the poisonous chemicals (in almost everything).

    • @moondaughter1004
      @moondaughter1004 4 месяца назад +23

      @@mikeparkes7922yeah American companies need to modify their recipes to meet EU standards. If they don't they can't sell them

    • @obbie1osias467
      @obbie1osias467 4 месяца назад +6

      They engineer food in the US. Artificial food makes them happy!🤣🤣🤣

    • @JonnyMc7
      @JonnyMc7 4 месяца назад

      All that crap and more is in all their daily food and when they think it’s organic it’s genetically modified and all their meat is hormone treated and the animals have antibiotics pumped into them. Everything is made to make you ill so you pay for healthcare. The country is backwards and they are too thick to realise

  • @dominikdiensthuber7458
    @dominikdiensthuber7458 4 месяца назад +52

    A woman from california was baffled when i told her i am from Austria! She looked at me dumbfounded than said to me i dont look asian enough to be from Austria!! She thought Austria = Australia ( which according to my experimente 80% of Americans believe) but she also thought Australia is a "country" in central Asia

    • @aurelo54
      @aurelo54 4 месяца назад +2

      Australia is a country actually... not a "country"

    • @dominikdiensthuber7458
      @dominikdiensthuber7458 4 месяца назад +9

      @@aurelo54 country in quotations because she didnt know Australia is also a continent and definitely not just a country in central Asia

    • @aurelo54
      @aurelo54 4 месяца назад +1

      @@dominikdiensthuber7458 Australia isn't a continent, that was my point, Oceania is the continent. Not to be pedantic about it, it's not a big deal, just wanted to correct the record on that point, kiss ^^

    • @dominikdiensthuber7458
      @dominikdiensthuber7458 4 месяца назад +13

      @@aurelo54 thats a big can of worms i dont want to open because there is still a big discussion about, Australia, Australia and Oceania, or just Oceania. For example in the Encyclopedia Britannica they still have Australis as continent: "... Australia, the smallest continent and one of the largest countries on Earth, lying between the Pacific and Indian oceans in the Southern Hemisphere..." also my Atlas still refers to Australia as continent. There are also differences from which part of the world you are. UN uses Australia and Oceania

    • @aurelo54
      @aurelo54 4 месяца назад +6

      @@dominikdiensthuber7458 I was not aware about that discussion, thanks for the input ! Sounds akward to me, like the way people in USA call their country "America" ^^"

  • @PatSmulders
    @PatSmulders 2 месяца назад +5

    I was on a tour in china and an American tourist complained that there were too many foreigners there.
    Another complained about to much Chinese food. (The tour was advertised meals would be local cuisine.

  • @lannifincoris6482
    @lannifincoris6482 4 месяца назад +71

    It buffles me, how obssesed many US Americans seem to be with race and ethnicity, while beeing so angry an calling someone a racist when it is mentioned...

    • @alexanderkupke920
      @alexanderkupke920 3 месяца назад +6

      That stuck me lately when some video showed such questions on forms for everything, getting a credit, applying for a membership, a lot of things. One was kind of a census questionaire though, there I might see the purpose.
      But maybe this is maybe because such a question is very irritating for most europeans. As actually due to our privacy laws, depending on the way data is collected or the purpose, it may even be iollegal to ask, let alone to use such data for making any kind of score or decision. The only way to ask such a thing here would be in a strictly anonymised survey (like a census) for statistical reasons.

    • @stickystick105
      @stickystick105 3 месяца назад +2

      It really is so few of us that really care!

    • @flibflob2785
      @flibflob2785 3 месяца назад

      Here in Gernany at least "Race" is simply not an acceptable concept, speaking about human races automaticaly makes you sound like a nazi from the 1930s. If I saw a form asking for "race" I would assume that I time traveled and that this form was for submission to auschwitz

    • @LadyLiet
      @LadyLiet 3 месяца назад

      Those are liberals. Not too bright! So sorry! 😢

    • @CeciliaSalinas-om4br
      @CeciliaSalinas-om4br 3 месяца назад +2

      Thanks for calling them US americans. They are not the only americans.

  • @davidhall7811
    @davidhall7811 4 месяца назад +113

    For all the Monty Python fans out there…. “A tiger? In Africa?…..”

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +6

      🤣

    • @WinstonSmith19847
      @WinstonSmith19847 4 месяца назад +4

      Shhh !

    • @daa3930
      @daa3930 4 месяца назад +8

      well it's probably escaped from the zoo.

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 4 месяца назад +13

      Probably escaped from a zoo.
      Happened to me once, got through a hole in my mosquito net. When I woke up the next morning I discovered it had bit my leg clean orff.

    • @jenniferharrison8915
      @jenniferharrison8915 4 месяца назад +2

      Yes! 😁

  • @andrewsteele4952
    @andrewsteele4952 4 месяца назад +13

    An Orca is a Mammal, Mammals don't lay eggs, except for an Echidna and a Duck- billed Platypus, both of which have venom also!

    • @noeru9s
      @noeru9s 3 месяца назад

      Actually there are a few egg laying mammals. E. g. the platypus in Australia.

  • @scorpiusdrall9644
    @scorpiusdrall9644 4 месяца назад +47

    The United States may regard itself as a “leader of the free world,” but an index of development released in July 2022 places the country much farther down the list.
    In its global rankings, the United Nations Office of Sustainable Development dropped the U.S. to 41st worldwide, down from its previous ranking of 32nd.

    • @MayYourGodGoWithYou
      @MayYourGodGoWithYou 4 месяца назад +3

      I knew about the 32 place - mentioned it in a comment on another channel, it wasn't received well - but they've dropped even FURTHER DOWN. Unbelievable, it really is given how they brag about being the best in everything.

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee 4 месяца назад +2

      They bang on about "freedoms" not realising that they're not that free!

    • @kairodgers-lang
      @kairodgers-lang 3 месяца назад

      If we should ever be teetering on the edge of World War 3, all of Europe, UK and S. America will come crying to us for help. We are a successful country with brilliant scientists, inventors and businessmen because we're so darn stupid. Did you ever see our game show, Jeopardy? It has been on TV every nite for about 50 years. Contestants have to be extremely smart , well informed and well-read. These people compete every nite. Maybe a poor example. I lived in DC for 40 years. Most residents have advanced degrees and are very smart.
      I don't believe most of these anecdotes.

    • @kairodgers-lang
      @kairodgers-lang 3 месяца назад

      The US is a vast country. Each state has its own culture, food, history , terrain and accent. The Netherlands is a bit smaller than the state of West Virginia. Our size makes things very complicated. I don't doubt that we have some genuine idiots in a country of 350 million.....similar to trump. Americans, generally, are smart, generous, sincere, hard working and optimistic. Foreign countries have many of the same problems....immigrant issues, crime and drug problems. When you criticize us, it feels like schadenfreude and some jealousy. We live in a resort town in Central NY. The teenagers are polite and the adults are very kind. We live on a lake that is 2nd cleanest in the US. The cleanest is also in NY state....Lake George.. I can walk to a part time job for my nite shift at 11 pm without fear of crime or guns. There are thousands of towns like this across the US. Don't come here . Stay where you are.

    • @stanislavbandur7355
      @stanislavbandur7355 2 месяца назад

      They are very close to be "Leader of the (brain) free world" - if that minority emigrates

  • @darralynemunro7350
    @darralynemunro7350 4 месяца назад +27

    My one work colleague flew to the States from South Africa and when he landed, the guys who met him was like, " Oh, you're white" and my colleague said that there are white people in Africa. He thought we were all only black. They also have the misconception that we have lions and elephant roaming the streets and that we live in mud huts in the bush. WE ARE A HIGHLY CIVILIZED COUNTRY. We have cars, busses, trains, planes and industry. We had one of the top education systems in the world until about 20 yrs ago. Our education is still good tho. So Africa is not still stuck in the stone age.

    • @GeorgStalmann-ip9wi
      @GeorgStalmann-ip9wi 4 месяца назад +2

      And in northern Africa live Arabs…

    • @stanislavbandur7355
      @stanislavbandur7355 2 месяца назад +1

      @@GeorgStalmann-ip9wi not only them, My friend from Tunis is not Arab nor Black - and Egyptians are another example of

    • @coraline8046
      @coraline8046 Месяц назад

      J'ai honte de le dire mais c'est quand j'avais 20 ans que j'ai moi aussi appris qu'il y avait d'énormes villes que l'on pourrait confondre avec New York en Afrique subsaharienne, et pas des bidonvilles avec une terre sèche et aride ou les gens doivent faire des kilomètres pour aller chercher de l'eau dans une cuche, comme nous le rabachaient les associations la croix rouge ou médecin sans frontières. Pour notre petite défense, il y avait des images de ce genre de truc partout et le gouvernement continuait à nous dire que les pauvres petits africains n'avaient rien manger, pas d'eau, pas de vêtements, que des loques, et devaient faire des kilomètres aussi pour aller à l'école car il y en avait très peu. On nous m'était une grosse pression dessus. Et ça me soulait parce que je me disais que si on voulait vraiment aider l'Afrique, bah on avait qu'à commencer par les laisser tranquille et ça les aiderait déjà énormément. Quand j'ai découvert des photos de villes en Afrique j'ai hurlé de rage de mettre faite tromper autant! Je savais qu'ils mentaient mais pas à ce point!!

  • @irenehabes-quene2839
    @irenehabes-quene2839 3 месяца назад +6

    I was in Utah on vacation and met a man who said he was a pilot, I told him that I’m from the Netherlands and he told me that Copen Hagen is a wonderful city! I said yes right! It’s in Denmark!

    • @melaniejanssen6090
      @melaniejanssen6090 3 месяца назад +1

      Must be the same guy who asked me where the mermaid had gone...in Amsterdam. 😂

  • @aralornwolf3140
    @aralornwolf3140 4 месяца назад +56

    On a RUclips comment, regarding a community post discussing some school closures in USA due to "extreme cold"... I pointed out where I lived, that temperature was "normal". Multiple Americans, for some reason, insisted those temperatures were _not_ normal and sending kids to school in those temperatures was child abuse. I calmly explained that for good portions of the world in which the winter months get colder than that. Then one bright one asked "how do you heat the class rooms, wood stoves? That's a lot of wood." I then had to explain what a furnace was too.
    Good times.

    • @karlbmiles
      @karlbmiles 4 месяца назад +2

      In places where it's typically cold they have the clothes for the cold. When cold weather comes unexpectedly, what are you going to do. Make the kid suffer because some Swedish kid has a warmer coat?

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 месяца назад +7

      @@karlbmiles,
      *Sigh*
      They wanted _all_ schools, in _every_ country to shut down when the outside temperature dips below -15 degrees Celsius. They wanted any parent who sends their kids to school in those temperatures to be charged with _child abuse._ Their opinion.
      As you've said, people wear _clothes_ for the weather conditions they live in. Though, many coats are designed to exceed the typical temperature conditions for the area they are sold in... just in case of a cold snap.

    • @buddys_dad
      @buddys_dad 14 дней назад

      The reasons schools close in the US due to snow are 1. The liability of transporting children in buses where the state receives little snow, and therefore no road salt capabilities, especially in rural areas; and, 2. Budgeting for heating classrooms is affected and it is cheaper to close the school for snow days and add those days to the end of the school year. As I am from Michigan, I had to laugh at the Texans during a business trip who were decked out in coats, gloves, hats, and boots when the temperature dipped down to 55 F/13 C.

  • @johngreen7619
    @johngreen7619 4 месяца назад +109

    Have you considered that these people, who have the time and money to travel abroad, are (theoretically and, according to meritocracy) America's best and brightest?
    😂

    • @UltimaTheSeraph
      @UltimaTheSeraph 4 месяца назад +5

      Eh...worked in the tourism industry, I witnessed enough of some of these Americans. But they're not the worst, though. They're entertainment.

    • @sooskevington6144
      @sooskevington6144 4 месяца назад +4

      Now there's a scary thought!

    • @sooskevington6144
      @sooskevington6144 4 месяца назад

      Ryan, an Orca is otherwise known as a killer whale. Whales are mammals. Mammals do not lay eggs. Mammals give birth to live young then suckle them (like breastfeeding in humans)

    • @armelior4610
      @armelior4610 4 месяца назад +10

      I think in most countries, people who travel abroad do it to learn about new/different stuff (culture, climate, flora, fauna etc.), but in the US it must be a status thing like a big car or house... but wealth is different from intelligence : just look at some of their billionaires

    • @jpbaley2016
      @jpbaley2016 4 месяца назад

      It takes absolutely no intelligence to get a passport. The only thing they’re able to do is read.

  • @Sytrylt
    @Sytrylt 3 месяца назад +7

    Hi ! French here ^^ For the 600k swiss home, I would have to assume the relevance is that they asked OP about their farm. Assuming they had one and were taking care of this big plot of land as a farmer. Since, unfortunately, agriculture is not very lucrative for a small farmer in Europe, that also may mean being not well off financially. But (at least in France) Switzerland is known to be a very wealthy country, way more than for its agriculture or farmers. So the price of their house is relevant in terms of context. Because I believe there are way more chances someone in Switzerland is loaded, than they are a farmer. Especially because there are fewer farmers over the years in Switzerland.
    In the end, I would sooner assume a Swiss friend is rich, than ask him about his farm ! The farm part wouldn't even come to mind, because that is NOT what this country is famous for, for us. It would only be a question if the friend spoke about animals or things that raise the question. I've been in Switzerland several times now, and I've never seen SO MANY EXPENSIVE CARS In one day ! I must have seen more than a hundred BMW, Ferraris, porshes... Granted, I was in Geneve for an big event. But still...
    Assuming someone from Switzerland automatically lives on a farm doesn't make sense to me, at all. But them telling the price of their house does, because of what I know about the place. And the context that it gives.

  • @bisfra
    @bisfra 4 месяца назад +43

    As an Italian, I have recently noticed many videos about the cultural differences between Europe and the United States and many of these videos, in my opinion, idealize us Europeans a bit too much. Everywhere in the world there are ignorant people without any discrimination, the real problem is when some of these people are in power. In Italy our Minister of Culture was convinced that Time Square was in London, as a judge of the most prestigious Italian literary award (Premio Strega) he admitted without any shame that he had not read any of the books in the competition and, recently, he published a post to celebrate the 250 years since the foundation of Naples (the years since the foundation of Naples are 2500). Another minister stopped a high-speed train in a station where no stop was scheduled just because it was more convenient for him and he was convinced that any citizen could do such a thing. We should start to worry not as citizens of one Country rather than another but as a human race.

    • @RiaVersteeg
      @RiaVersteeg 3 месяца назад +8

      @@bisfra Yup, it comes out a lot though in the US though with Trump and his cult followers!

    • @ImkeNo-x1y
      @ImkeNo-x1y 3 месяца назад

      Hello 😊here from germany,i agree,it is mainly a thing of a good school education.also here in germany many things are not working out really good and those people who are left behind naturally also have the desire to be accepted in a group with same interests.unfortunatly those are easy fished out by crazy people with crazy ideas.in whole europe for a long time the education is founded on humanistic ideas and many have learned latin or old greek to study ancient history and books. We grew up with different languages and habits all around us and learned to appreciate this very much.vice versa i didn t realize this lack of education in USA ,my knowledge about refers to the eastcoast and california.so ,the Main Thing around the world is good education to be able of criticism,then,in a row the other problems could be solved to some extend. Kind regards

    • @stanislavbandur7355
      @stanislavbandur7355 2 месяца назад +1

      our minister told publicly that "there is no evidence that Earth is round"

    • @RiaVersteeg
      @RiaVersteeg 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bisfra When should people be able to show the qualifications for a job in the leadership of government? For most other jobs you need them!

    • @buddys_dad
      @buddys_dad 14 дней назад

      @@RiaVersteeg I am a liberal but find ignorance has no respect for race, religion, or creed

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 4 месяца назад +106

    Leprechauns are not animals, they’re little people from Irish folklore. Why would you lock them up anyway? Alive or dead!

    • @aidanclarke6106
      @aidanclarke6106 4 месяца назад +10

      A kind of Leprechaun reservation, I guess 😂

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +6

      reminds me of that episode of South Park where they detained a leprechaun, leading to a terrorist attack on Imagination Land.

    • @corncutter
      @corncutter 4 месяца назад

      well, they wouldn't be the first people Americans lock up just because they look different

    • @gerardflynn7382
      @gerardflynn7382 4 месяца назад +5

      Leprechauns are fictional characters from children's story books.
      They are not now, nor have they ever been real.

    • @Jeni10
      @Jeni10 4 месяца назад +1

      @@gerardflynn7382 I know that! I’m half Irish😂

  • @PernillaArtistic
    @PernillaArtistic Месяц назад +7

    21:59 come on!!!! 😂 Orcas don’t LAY EGGS!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ayannafit2441
      @ayannafit2441 Месяц назад

      That one got me to question my entire understanding of the world. Aren't orcas mammals? Have I lost my mind?
      (Had to search before publishing, couldn't just embarrass my anonymous account😅, and they are mammals 😌)

  • @hellmalm
    @hellmalm 4 месяца назад +85

    1:40 'mericans thinking they on the starship Enterprise and are expecting turbolifts. 🤣 No sir, this is just a cruise-ship!

    • @Kivas_Fajo
      @Kivas_Fajo 4 месяца назад +3

      Exactly! :-)
      "Computer! Deck 36 - Engineering!"

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 4 месяца назад +4

      ThyssenKrupp actually has an elevator that can do that: ruclips.net/video/kdTsbFS4xmI/видео.htmlsi=4UDh-TCKUyfBuDGi
      It's still a prototype, but the technology is available.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +2

      @@JC130676 seriously? that's awesome. As long as the elevator doesn't become self-aware lol.

    • @henrimichelpierreplana4332
      @henrimichelpierreplana4332 4 месяца назад

      I just thought the sama thing..

    • @Kivas_Fajo
      @Kivas_Fajo 4 месяца назад +4

      @@JC130676 So, this is the same story as with the first mobile phone? Made by Motorola in the looks and feels of a comunicator from Star Trek. ^^ I love it. Same goes for the Alcubierre Drive ^^

  • @therealtulip
    @therealtulip 4 месяца назад +29

    When I was 10 I moved to Texas from Israel. One day I was showing one of my classmates where Israel was on a map, and when he asked how I got all the way from there to here, I said “On an airplane”. He looked at me incredulously and asked “You guys have airplanes over there??”
    Granted, we were both 10 at the time, but it just goes to show you how deeply that attitude is ingrained in Americans from a young age.

  • @nergal5469
    @nergal5469 3 месяца назад +3

    Yea, I am Serbian and I was asked by my American boss if we had pizza here. Like dude, we are next to Italy, you are across the ocean, why do you assume you have it and we don't? Also, I can confirm regarding the question about elevators going from back to front the cruiser - i guess the distance on a cruiser its too much walking for some people. Also knives existed way before agriculture so stone knives (scrapers) were known in upper paleolithic period and earlier.

  • @Napp2804
    @Napp2804 4 месяца назад +30

    The tiger/leopard thing seems to me like shouting "Dalmatian!" at a German shepherd, since they're both large dogs

    • @gunterduvoisin7757
      @gunterduvoisin7757 3 месяца назад +9

      Just to say, a Leopards weights around 35 kilos, while Tiger can weight up to 310 kilos, that's just almost factor 10... its more like shouting Chiwawa to a Rottweiler.

    • @ThW5
      @ThW5 26 дней назад

      @@gunterduvoisin7757 To be honest, the Murican was just doing what the locals used to do, at least the Afrikaans speaking ones: Using the word to indicate the big striped asian cat "tier" to indicate the smaller, but still pretty big spotted South African cat.

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie 4 месяца назад +72

    America: Ranch Sauce...
    Rest of the world: What the heck is Ranch Sauce?
    Europe: The best I can do is Mayo or Ketchup, do you want Hot Sauce? I can give you a stick of butter, you already look like you've had 5 today but, I can help you out.
    Asia: Did you say Soy Sauce or Prawn Sauce?
    Indonesia specifically: Do you want Rendang? Perhaps Sambal Oelek?
    Sweden specifically: We have Garlic, we have Hot Sauce, we can also give you Pineapples, or Bananas what about peanuts? Anchovies? Squid? We have literally everything between heaven and Earth except for Ranch.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад

      Bravo. I hate that shit. Think about it makes me need to run to the ---[vomiting noises]

    • @gerardflynn7382
      @gerardflynn7382 4 месяца назад +2

      Especially when Ranch sauce is an American invention.

    • @dirkspatz3692
      @dirkspatz3692 4 месяца назад +10

      @@gerardflynn7382 In most countries in Europa we even didn't have ranches (only farms) so why should we call a Sauce Ranch?

    • @Xiroi87
      @Xiroi87 4 месяца назад +1

      I've never seen banana or pineapple trees in Sweden. Not too many things grow there, which is why you can find there imported food from all over the world. But considering that one of Sweden's main culinary inventions is rotten fish, aka, surströmming, maybe you shouldn't be so fast to cockily dismiss Ranch.

    • @carolineb3527
      @carolineb3527 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Xiroi87 Neither bananas nor pineapples grow on trees. Just saying. 😄

  • @themeantuber
    @themeantuber 3 месяца назад +2

    Thanks dude, this was hilarious, painful, but hilarious. I'm subscribing.

  • @taniasardao
    @taniasardao 4 месяца назад +35

    I'm from Portugal 🇵🇹 I once got asked if we had Internet...I was like "yeah, we do, I have a 500Mbps download and 200Mbps upload fiber connection at home". He was shocked I had better Internet than him.

    • @tristanridley1601
      @tristanridley1601 4 месяца назад +8

      The internet is actually better in dozens of sub-Saharan African countries than in the USA or Canada.

    • @TheBlackcredo
      @TheBlackcredo 4 месяца назад +7

      They get really shocked when they find out most of Europe has vastly better internet than them.

    • @pierre-francoishenrion8433
      @pierre-francoishenrion8433 4 месяца назад +3

      I was in America long ago and was shocked that the TV's image was so bad in comparison with what we, european countries, had. Hope it did improve.

    • @mancyank564
      @mancyank564 4 месяца назад +1

      I doubt it, Pierre. The NTSC system is called Never Twice the Same Colour by electricians! 😂

    • @zymelin21
      @zymelin21 4 месяца назад

      @@pierre-francoishenrion8433 they and many other countries run on the NTSC system. NeverThe Same Colour - twice!

  • @ffotograffydd
    @ffotograffydd 4 месяца назад +64

    I have a friend from Guam, when she lived in Texas she was told several times to stop lying about where she was from and admit she was Mexican. 🙄

    • @izibear4462
      @izibear4462 4 месяца назад +2

      There was a Miss World from Guam a few decades ago.

    • @ffotograffydd
      @ffotograffydd 4 месяца назад

      @@izibear4462 ?

    • @Micha-qv5uf
      @Micha-qv5uf 4 месяца назад +2

      I'd ask them if they don't have Google maps in the US really.

  • @micheledix2616
    @micheledix2616 2 месяца назад +2

    Oh Ryan, your facial expressions have been wonderful thank you😂😂

  • @rogoth01themasterwizard11
    @rogoth01themasterwizard11 4 месяца назад +20

    in regards to the swiss comment ~7:40, the teacher made the assumption the student lived on a farm (the implication being they were from an undeveloped place and only knew about farming), the response was that they lived in a house that has stood for ~550 years, aka significantly older than the country of the USA, and that his house costs that much as a frame of reference due to a similar sized house in the states likely costing millions of dollars etc.

  • @corncutter
    @corncutter 4 месяца назад +59

    Interesting image of "third world countries".
    That's a term from the Cold War era, differentiating between western, liberal (NATO) countries (first world), communist countries (Warsaw Pact - second world) and those not belonging to any of those two blocks (third world). Nowadays people confuse the term Third World Country with developing countries.
    And those tourists would be pretty shocked when they realize that the US is, compared to the rest of the world, in many aspects still pretty undeveloped and not the "best country in the world" as their propaganda says (North Korea tells its citizens the same bs). But don't worry: if the USA works really hard on developing itself it might reach the European minimum standards required to join the EU in about 10 years :D .

    • @Lazmanarus
      @Lazmanarus 4 месяца назад +7

      That's a bit optimistic, more like 50 years.

    • @gerardflynn7382
      @gerardflynn7382 4 месяца назад +3

      If it's the US you are talking about.
      10,000yrs would be closer.

    • @dennisbohman3848
      @dennisbohman3848 4 месяца назад +5

      Holy shit! Have I as a swede lived in a third world country all my life with out knowing about it. Damn!

    • @tovarishchfeixiao
      @tovarishchfeixiao 4 месяца назад +1

      Well, at least the citizens of True Korea (north for you...) are not as bad as most of the americans.

    • @BernhildRastetter
      @BernhildRastetter 4 месяца назад

      Lol

  • @sarahspath_se
    @sarahspath_se Месяц назад +2

    14:19 this reminded me of when a group of tourists visiting the northen part of Sweden was searching for the northen lights with their flashlights pointed to the sky... I tried to tell them but they just looked at me like i was the stupid one

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 4 месяца назад +50

    My Mum watched half of this with me having never seen you before and said "He's a smart guy" so congratulations, this British family have declared you are not a dumb American! 🤣

    • @Ayeshteni
      @Ayeshteni 4 месяца назад +4

      He still had no idea that Orca's are mammals and don't lay eggs, so take that as you will.

    • @cara2290
      @cara2290 4 месяца назад +6

      Idk why we Europeans like to think we're so much smarter? Take the UK for example. Only way is Essex, Love Island etc are hardly filled with the brightest of characters lmao.

    • @sarahglover3286
      @sarahglover3286 4 месяца назад +6

      @@cara2290 Love Islanders are not an example of British people I would ever show, they are in the minority but there is also a Love Island USA

    • @sarahglover3286
      @sarahglover3286 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Ayeshteni I think he was just so confused trying to work out what the American's were looking for and realising they meant Ocean that he didn't pay too much attention to that bit!

    • @MayYourGodGoWithYou
      @MayYourGodGoWithYou 4 месяца назад +1

      @@cara2290 That is why they were chosen, specially, for entertainment value.

  • @chippydogwoofwoof
    @chippydogwoofwoof 4 месяца назад +32

    Its because Americans grow up being told they are the greatest country on the face of the earth, they have the best and are the best of everything and therefore nobody & nowhere else matters. Its sad especially in the age of the internet when the world and everything it has to offer is at your fingertips.

    • @MissRed92837
      @MissRed92837 4 месяца назад

      That’s exactly the problem! Americans are brainwashed into believing the US is the best in everything. But it’s not true at all!

    • @John-jw8rx
      @John-jw8rx 4 месяца назад +4

      It is funny seeing their faces, when they find out they're not as great as they thought.
      And are in fact pretty shit 😂

    • @mypointofview1111
      @mypointofview1111 4 месяца назад

      It's sad there are people in America who still believe that crap. When the penny finally drops and Americans realise how far BEHIND the rest of the world they really are it'll be interesting to see how they react to this and put it right (or not)

    • @connie9523
      @connie9523 3 месяца назад

      Actually, that is not true. The majority of people here are not like that they’re very kind and nothing like what you see on TV.

    • @donnathompson559
      @donnathompson559 3 месяца назад

      @@connie9523no one’s is saying your not kind

  • @mastergx1
    @mastergx1 Месяц назад +2

    3:10 "Yes sir, down the hall and to the left, right next to the umpa lumpa cage!"

  • @grahamduffey7004
    @grahamduffey7004 4 месяца назад +39

    I love how you can see the actual pain, Ryan is experiencing reading these 😂

    • @Winona493
      @Winona493 4 месяца назад

      ...but then not wondering about orcas laying eggs. No, I don't judge him. It could have been me.🙈🙈🙈

    • @harrygatto
      @harrygatto 3 месяца назад

      But he is also annoyingly slow and waffles far too much.

  • @Lyonsbane75
    @Lyonsbane75 4 месяца назад +23

    If it helps Ryan, we can make you an honorary Brit? You’ve got the sarcasm and exasperation down 100% 😅

  • @Rhianon48
    @Rhianon48 2 месяца назад

    Hello from Canada. I love your channel. Sometimes, it is serious, funny, and informative, and your commentary makes it that much better. Thank you for your hard work. 👍

  • @johnkitchen4699
    @johnkitchen4699 4 месяца назад +17

    I used to live in Stratford-upon-Avon and when we were showing friends around Shakespeare’s birthplace, an American tourist asked the docent “Where does he live now?” Another asked “Was his first name Shake and his last name Speare?”

    • @iflyuwalk
      @iflyuwalk 2 месяца назад

      Only slightly related: way back when, Muammar al-Gaddaffi claimed that Shakespeare must have been an Arab because "Sheik Speare."

  • @tracyb348
    @tracyb348 4 месяца назад +35

    The Black Country in the West Midlands of England got its name in the mid-19th century due to the smoke from the region's many ironworking foundries and forges, as well as the working of its coal seams. The smoke filled the boroughs of Dudley, Sandwell, Walsall, and Wolverhampton, and became so common that the name is still used today.

    • @aurelo54
      @aurelo54 4 месяца назад +3

      Naaah, you're thinking about Mordor ^^

    • @BentleyRotary
      @BentleyRotary 28 дней назад

      And the Yanks have the Rust Belt.....at least Sheffield steel is usually stainless.😂

  • @alanwhiplington5504
    @alanwhiplington5504 4 месяца назад +4

    While I was at London University in the 70s an American student explained that he'd only brought suitcases full of jeans when he came to study here. He believed he'd bd able to make a lot of money because there weren't any jeans in the UK. He was surprised to find out we had no shortage of jeans and had to spend a lot of money buying the things he should have brought with him. As a note, he also explained that he prayed to God for guidance on which camera to buy. Apparently, God was very helpful.

    • @johntaylor6654
      @johntaylor6654 4 месяца назад

      Whacko, puritanical, god loving America, a country where they pixelate a partial bum crack on the television show 'Survivor' but allow their children access to guns !

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap 4 месяца назад +29

    We dont dump sand in the sea to make land XD
    We build a dyke, then drain the water out, then plant reeds and other plants, wait a couple of years, and then we dump sand on the places we want to build buildings on. Its completely different.
    Do you have any idea how much sand it would take to create an artificial island with an area of hundreds of square miles? Where would we even get that much sand?

    • @winterlinde5395
      @winterlinde5395 4 месяца назад +1

      Well, I guess that’s why northern Germany is that flat.

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад +1

      Some countries use landfills and trash to achieve the same goal. It's a pretty interesting engineering feat.

    • @gerardflynn7382
      @gerardflynn7382 4 месяца назад

      Plus water washes away sand.

    • @JustMe-sh8nd
      @JustMe-sh8nd 4 месяца назад +1

      @@winterlinde5395 😂

    • @apveening
      @apveening 4 месяца назад

      "Do you have any idea how much sand it would take to create an artificial island with an area of hundreds of square miles? Where would we even get that much sand?"
      Let's face it, Dubai did it and they got the sand from the Red Sea. It turned out not to be the best material for artificial islands.

  • @damiengitt
    @damiengitt 4 месяца назад +86

    I've work for Eurostar ( the train between London and Paris) for years and I don't count the number of American asking:
    1 - where was going the lift one the train !!!! ( pointing to the disable toilet )
    2 - My favorite was all the ones waiting with their camera to take picture of the Fish !!!! and complaining that the tunnel was to dark !!!!!!

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 месяца назад +2

      *Face Palms*
      The reason there aren't any fish in that tunnel is... it was drilled through the bedrock (to prevent water from drowning the people on the train)... However, I have been in a US airport which had tunnels lined with fish tanks... so... I suppose it's possible.

    • @tovarishchfeixiao
      @tovarishchfeixiao 4 месяца назад +6

      @@aralornwolf3140 I think they expected the rails to go on the bottom of the sea with a "simple glass tunnel" around the rails.

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 4 месяца назад +26

      You have to tell these people it's sleeping time for the fish so they turn out all the lights.

    • @JustMe-sh8nd
      @JustMe-sh8nd 4 месяца назад

      @@flitsertheo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @catw4729
      @catw4729 4 месяца назад +2

      It’s not just Americans. I’ve been surprised by a number of Germans who think the tunnel sits on the sea bed. I think in their case they’ve not really thought about it. For me Eurostar is a way of going to various countries in Europe, so I use it most years when I go on holiday. For them, unless they’re travelling to the UK, it’s of mild interest only.

  • @theodorepapatheodorou4679
    @theodorepapatheodorou4679 3 месяца назад +3

    I am a surveyor and worked in Acropolis, Athens, Greece for some years. Once an American woman told me that we should install in Parthenon an elevating rotating coffeeshop, to have a better view of the site and Athens. My response wasn't polite but her husband gave me credit and told her to shut up......

  • @Attirbful
    @Attirbful 4 месяца назад +25

    I have been working at a German university since the nineties. NEVER did we ever NEED security even…

  • @juweinert
    @juweinert 4 месяца назад +24

    21:50 this was painful, Ryan. I assume you learned by now from other comments that Orcas are mammals 😂

  • @MultiTipsie
    @MultiTipsie 4 месяца назад +2

    Hi there, about The Netherlands.
    Hundreds of years ago, about half of The Netherlands (the west-north-west part) was mainly water and swamps! Later much of the land was land that had seasonal floods. Those parts were indeed filled with sand and dykes around them to stop the influx from the sea. The Flevopolder and different parts of Amsterdam and in the western provinces also sandfilled areas of land. Our main airport, Schiphol, I also placed in an area that used to be a large lake. That was pumped out of there and at most parts filled with sand. But not everywhere. A huge chunk of the western part of The Netherlands was drained and is under sealevel. If ever the dykes would break or sea levels would rise too much, the most of the western part of The Netherlands would be under water. Luckily we are very good in water managerment.

  • @ruupeni
    @ruupeni 4 месяца назад +20

    I do recall an American couple coming out from a cruise ship, Jamaica, I believe. And the kind waiter asked him, " How would like to have your coffee, Sir ? The American replied, " As black as your ass ". And this is not fiction, I sat in table beside those people. Never seen that rudeness, since or before. I have been to a lot of states, and have some of my BFF in USA. I come from Finland, so blond hair, blond skin.....but I felt for the waiter then. But I also remember being in Paris, speaking English. The waiter disliked us for not speaking french, so he farted at our faces.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 месяца назад +2

      Okay, but the second one is just the french being extremely locked up when it comes to their language.

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton 3 месяца назад

      Had I been that waiter I would have brought milk foam with a touch of cocoa on top saying „this as close as can mimic my donkey‘s coat with food safe means.“

  • @mvoref
    @mvoref 4 месяца назад +8

    One summer I worked at an international camp for kids from around the world. One day we had an open day so people could come and see what we were doing. Overheard a woman talking to our campstaff when a young girl ran passed them. The woman asked where she were from and the staff replied "Denmark" whereby the woman happily exclaimed: "Oh, I know Denmark! It's the biggest city in Sweden"

  • @taniakrause9253
    @taniakrause9253 4 месяца назад +5

    They look completly different.
    Never seen a tiger?
    I also would love to see an Orca Egg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emwee6097
    @emwee6097 4 месяца назад +22

    I once saw an American lady struggling to order food at an airport café in Finland. She asked if they had a menu in English, even though she was standing right in front of one. The café worker politely responded in perfect English, pointing out the menu. But instead of realizing her mistake, she kept asking what he meant, getting increasingly frustrated. Finally, she raised her voice and shouted, "Oh, you don't speak English!"

    • @kevinoliver3083
      @kevinoliver3083 4 месяца назад +11

      I'm sure he spoke English.
      Just not American.

    • @dieZera
      @dieZera 4 месяца назад +13

      😂 most finns speak absolutely perfect English
      wonder if he responded something containing voi vittu or perkele 😂

    • @Aine197
      @Aine197 4 месяца назад +2

      @@dieZera😂

    • @John-jw8rx
      @John-jw8rx 4 месяца назад

      Americans do not speak English.

    • @suemoore984
      @suemoore984 4 месяца назад +9

      If you don't speak with an American accent, I've found that many Americans can't understand what you are saying

  • @alexpetcu887
    @alexpetcu887 4 месяца назад +32

    Mate, the Orca post was not about the place (that's stupid to, thou) but about the Orca eggs. Orcas are mammals and give birth to live babies :) . I'm a bit surprised that you did not see that, on other hand, you didn't also know who Sir D. Attenborough is in the other video, that's why just "a bit surprised" ;)

    • @sagittariusa9012
      @sagittariusa9012 4 месяца назад +1

      There are some mammals that lay eggs. But yes, the Delphinidae are not one of them :)

    • @mikeparkes7922
      @mikeparkes7922 4 месяца назад

      Some mammals (like the platypus) lay eggs.

    • @Aine197
      @Aine197 4 месяца назад +3

      @@mikeparkes7922 There is a saying: Exceptions confirm the rule. Platypus being the exception, the rule being that mammals do not lay eggs…

    • @alibarancelik8903
      @alibarancelik8903 4 месяца назад

      The only orca I know that lays eggs is the Orca from Tiberian Sun...

    • @piarateking8094
      @piarateking8094 4 месяца назад

      @@mikeparkes7922 yeh monotremes lay eggs but the only to 2 living monotremes are the platypus and echidna, orcas like most of the mammals on earth are placental mammals that give birth to live young and marsupials give birth to live young when they are practically still a fetus

  • @stuartbrown7996
    @stuartbrown7996 Месяц назад

    one of your comments about the 'polar circle' reminded me of when i was in the Navy. We were off of Norway and the bridge officer announced on the PA that we were crossing the arctic circle and you could see the line from the bridge. Just like asking a young seaman to get a bucket of steam, this was a good prank to play on newbies.

  • @martinpoulsen6564
    @martinpoulsen6564 4 месяца назад +23

    Leprechauns? Ah yes! Down there to your left right in between the tooth fairies and the unicorns!

  • @Attirbful
    @Attirbful 4 месяца назад +24

    the eating with a knife question is particularly funny if one considers the U.S. as the No. 1 fast food place that LOVES eating everything with bare hands…

    • @claudiakarl7888
      @claudiakarl7888 4 месяца назад +12

      And who lay down their knives after cutting something, change their fork to the right hand and eat. And repeat.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 месяца назад +2

      and bead is indeed very old, around 30 000 years at least, knifes are even older. They were pretty much the second tool after hammers and predate our species.

  • @Mozihawk
    @Mozihawk 3 месяца назад +4

    The best one I've heard......"Will my right to bear arms be honoured on my trip to the UK?"

  • @victorcapel2755
    @victorcapel2755 4 месяца назад +45

    We Swedes mastered the science of teleportation years ago. Sometimes, the US seems to be stuck in the middle age...

    • @supercolinblow
      @supercolinblow 4 месяца назад

      oh please. Not all American tourists are that dumb. I've been to Europe three times (in the 1990s) and no one with whom I travelled was that dumb. I think the idiots are just the ones you hear and read about. Who wants to meme or poke fun at an intelligent, respectful and not loud as fuck American tourist? In any circus, its always more fun to watch the clowns than the orchestra, if you get my meaning.

    • @moondaughter1004
      @moondaughter1004 4 месяца назад +6

      Yeah they still don't have functioning public transport

    • @gerardflynn7382
      @gerardflynn7382 4 месяца назад

      They are still stuck in the middle ages.
      When Republicans take charge in Congress they won't let the Country advance.

    • @johnwarr7552
      @johnwarr7552 27 дней назад

      Stuck in or heading for ? 🙂

  • @maxthecat14
    @maxthecat14 4 месяца назад +12

    Orca's laying eggs?!!! 🤣 🤣they could wait forever for that, and still be disappointed.

  • @ottomakinen13
    @ottomakinen13 3 месяца назад +1

    Closing in on 100k subs! Greetings from Finland, I love your videos mate!

  • @alexs2829
    @alexs2829 4 месяца назад +7

    The age of the swiss guys house propably refers to the fact, that his hous is about 250 years older than your country!

  • @duit111
    @duit111 4 месяца назад +66

    "I always find it so cute when whales and dolphins lie on their eggs and incubate them. A whale's egg is 50 times larger than an ostrich egg, making it the largest egg in the world. From one whale egg, you can make about 880 fried eggs. If they weren't under protection, you could use them to solve world hunger." :D

    • @amygone2pot
      @amygone2pot 4 месяца назад +12

      Trouble is the whales tend to crush the eggs, so not many actually hatch. Its why whales are endangered. True fact.

    • @pierre-francoishenrion8433
      @pierre-francoishenrion8433 4 месяца назад +1

      As whales and dolphins are mamals, you'd rather find milk.

    • @Rowin_KG
      @Rowin_KG 4 месяца назад +7

      @@pierre-francoishenrion8433 That's the joke, my guy.

    • @gunterduvoisin7757
      @gunterduvoisin7757 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Rowin_KG He must be Frensh, he must correct.

    • @coraline8046
      @coraline8046 Месяц назад

      "incubent" était le mot de trop. Ils ne vont pas comprendre 😆

  • @WhoamI-kt9yv
    @WhoamI-kt9yv 2 месяца назад +10

    A friend was asked if we had electricity in Germany. Another American asked her if we have cars. We're known for two things internationally: cars and some angry little mustache man with some serious issues. How the hell were they expecting all of that to happen if we still required lanterns to see at night ?

    • @rianvandenhoof4124
      @rianvandenhoof4124 2 месяца назад +1

      They probably think Mercedis, Audi and Volkswagen are American cars........

  • @teroholopainen1017
    @teroholopainen1017 4 месяца назад +18

    After watching through those painful examples of stupid comments, I have to tell about one of many personal examples. Back in 2006 I was travelling with a Canadian friend of mine and we were in Munich and we went to the Hofbräuhaus (basically the royal brewery) brewery restaurant where they have these traditional long tables and you are seated next to people you've never met before. We were seated at the end of one of these tables and on the opposite side there was an American couple from Alabama. The Mrs started conversing with us and at some point asked where we were from. My friend replied that he was from Canada and that I was from Finland. How interesting, she said, but before she could say anything more her husband addressed me by asking "How are things over there after Katrina?" Before I could formulate a response that did not include a implied reference to his intelligence (or actually the actually lack of education), her wife quickly advised him that "Finland is here in Europe". He just nodded with the empty stare of a lost child in his eyes. Why he would have thought that Finland is anywhere close to Louisiana beats me? As we sat there for couple of hours and had some conversations with him, I noticed that he wasn't stupid. But why are the American so bad in geography??

    • @agnesmetanomski6730
      @agnesmetanomski6730 4 месяца назад +4

      well... that's one good question. The only answer I can think about is that any geography of locations outside of North America might not be taught in some schools/universities. It always reminds me of a collegue I met the short time I worked as a tourist guide in Venezuela. He spent some years in the US as a teenager due to his father finding work there. When he first moved there and entered school, at 15, his first class was apparently geography, and the teacher had him introduce himself. So he started: "Hi, I'm F.. and I come from Venezuela", only to have the TEACHER interrupt him, asking "which State is Venezuela in?"........

    • @nizefg3238
      @nizefg3238 4 месяца назад +9

      @@agnesmetanomski6730 Sorry to say, but you gave their education system too much credit in your comment!! And I base my statement on the following true story: I was in Dallas on business and asked about the population of Dallas, expecting a ball park figure of 3-5 million people. But my host quickly replied 3,5 BILLION inhabitants. I thought I heard him incorrectly and said that 3,5 million was a figure I kind of expected. However, he swiftly "corrected" me by stating: "No, I am sure it is 3,5 BILLION". Obviously his answer would have meant that about 40% of the population of the entire world live in Dallas... However, I was able to keep a straight face and didn´t ask more questions like that. Turned out their products were about as brilliant as my host´s comment. Needless to say, we did not develop further business relations with him or his company.

    • @agnesmetanomski6730
      @agnesmetanomski6730 4 месяца назад +2

      @@nizefg3238 wow, as I really that nice to the US education system? It was not my intention 😅

    • @dahuffy
      @dahuffy 4 месяца назад

      I think it's mostly because our schools don't teach Geography much past the 8th grade.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 месяца назад

      @@dahuffy seems like what is taught in those 8 years isn't worth continuing it either :D