Has anyone seen Dr. Adams today? I need him for today’s analysis report. I swear one of these days his amount of vacation days will run thin and he’ll regret everything.
@@231colt eh, wasn't much need for one and you really wouldn't expect any besides "yeah, true;" "you're right;" and other generic statements showing agreement.
I know it's been a while since you made this comment, but I have a couple questions: Is there a certain manufacturer that you've noticed that is best in reliability and speed for the price? If so, which is it? also, what do you think of the new printers that use reservoirs instead of cartridges?
@@cmdrvaneia1498 It depends of a lot of things, country, availability, what type of prints you want to make, sometimes a brand has some very shitty printer, but the same brand can also have some really good ones.. Personally i do avoid HP like the plague, and i like Epson with the ecotank (L380 for example) a lot more, It's more expensive like 50% more than a regular HP but on the long run you save SO MUCH on ink, it's actually pretty crazy, Ecotank is pretty great! If you have some time, look a this video. ruclips.net/video/AHX6tHdQGiQ/видео.html
@@cmdrvaneia1498 I've had HP, Canon and Epson. HP is ok. Canon is good but both use cartridges. What finally drove me to reservoir inkjet printer was when I was trying to print a black and white page but I need to replace the color cartridge because it was out of cyan. A new Canon color cartridge was $37. I got an Epson Ecotank very soon after because honestly I was being ripped off on ink. I've had the Epson Ecotank for 2 years now? No problems other than having to print something once a week or so, so the ink doesn't dry up. Also the printer is slow and performs poorly with low quality paper if you're trying to double side print automatically. And you need to clean the print heads (via printer menu) every 200 full pages or so if you're mass printing something. Other than that, it's proven reliable and the price of ink is much, much better in the long run. 20x more ink at a fraction of the price of a typical ink cartridge.
my printer straight up would do random tests in the middle of the day/night after about 6 months of having it, not even when people are trying to print, just, at random
@@sharpfang The only problem with old printers is outdated drivers. (Which like... Drivers is a problem with new ones too) But once you get it to work, at least no mechanical problems!
To be honest I came in expecting the printer to explode due to in blue shift, the scientist repairing a keyboard somehow managed to mess up so badly it exploded
Imagine the gall of the designers building a "!" light on their machine. They knew it will error out so much that it requires a special shape so you KNOW shit's fucked.
@@Nuggsyyyyyyyy Yeah, it's used by the blocked loader. Unfortunately, the loader in question is also out of auditory range; you have to use noclip to hear the alarm
“it’s about to go critical!” *_”STAHP!”_* *_”NO!”_* The operating system couldn’t be loaded because the kernel is missing or contains errors. *_”DARGH!”_*
"Sorry im leaving now" "Have you gotten the beverage machine t- *SHUT UP* " "Isnt that inter-*BEEP BOOP*-" "It is highly probable that our luck will change"
Been on this earth for 40 years and in IT for half of that. Ink jet printers have just gotten shittier and shittier over time, and half life sound effects are universal
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
Amazing.
Truly is.
How peculiar.
Do you know who ate all of the donuts?
Shut up!
badspot update blockland or i’ll steal your shoes
He wasn’t following standard insertion procedures.
Must've been a nonstandard specimen.
@Ben Bristow I don't know how you can say that.
@@tamakoyami2225 Although I have to admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade is EXTREMELY UNLIKELY...
He didn't use incense to appease the machine spirit.
I have assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.
''I Just want to get out of this alive.''
Alluv fixing a printer is very dangerous
MOOD
Dangerous printer
Anomalous Printers
That's how it is when you are trying to fix a printer
What the hell is wrong with our equipment?!
@Doge Maverick Halopro895 doesn't have to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
@@valorkaizen Ah yes, you're right. Halopro895, we have complete confidence in you.
It was never meant to do that in the first place.
STAHP
Has anyone seen Dr. Adams today? I need him for today’s analysis report. I swear one of these days his amount of vacation days will run thin and he’ll regret everything.
The flashing "!" really sells it. Props to the manufacturer for including that stressful indicator.
Yeah and I'm I the first one to reply to a 5 month old comment with 900+ likes?
@@231colt Nice
@@231colt eh, wasn't much need for one and you really wouldn't expect any besides "yeah, true;" "you're right;" and other generic statements showing agreement.
Looks like an epson or hp printer.
it’s hp
"Lets try this"
*Whacks crowbar against printer*
*"This should help"*
lmfao
Gool ol' percussive maintenance.
0:28
Wow that really worked lol
He predicted all of this, you know...
I predicted all of this.
You know!
Thisnis hapenning because of all you scientists!
As an ACTUAL PRINTER REPAIR GUY,
This is exactly my job every day, keep it up. I love this.
As someone who works in a library computer lab, I appreciate everything your field does.
yeah.. Specially including the yelling of pain and frustration..
I know it's been a while since you made this comment, but I have a couple questions: Is there a certain manufacturer that you've noticed that is best in reliability and speed for the price? If so, which is it? also, what do you think of the new printers that use reservoirs instead of cartridges?
@@cmdrvaneia1498 It depends of a lot of things, country, availability, what type of prints you want to make, sometimes a brand has some very shitty printer, but the same brand can also have some really good ones.. Personally i do avoid HP like the plague, and i like Epson with the ecotank (L380 for example) a lot more, It's more expensive like 50% more than a regular HP but on the long run you save SO MUCH on ink, it's actually pretty crazy, Ecotank is pretty great! If you have some time, look a this video. ruclips.net/video/AHX6tHdQGiQ/видео.html
@@cmdrvaneia1498 I've had HP, Canon and Epson. HP is ok. Canon is good but both use cartridges. What finally drove me to reservoir inkjet printer was when I was trying to print a black and white page but I need to replace the color cartridge because it was out of cyan. A new Canon color cartridge was $37. I got an Epson Ecotank very soon after because honestly I was being ripped off on ink.
I've had the Epson Ecotank for 2 years now? No problems other than having to print something once a week or so, so the ink doesn't dry up. Also the printer is slow and performs poorly with low quality paper if you're trying to double side print automatically. And you need to clean the print heads (via printer menu) every 200 full pages or so if you're mass printing something.
Other than that, it's proven reliable and the price of ink is much, much better in the long run. 20x more ink at a fraction of the price of a typical ink cartridge.
Subject: Printer
Status: Awaiting further assignment
alignment*
woooosh
@steven green how is that a woooosh? He didn’t miss the joke
i thought he corrected my pun?
aaaw crap
Ink printers. The most unreliable piece of modern equipment.
It's all a scam!
my printer straight up would do random tests in the middle of the day/night after about 6 months of having it, not even when people are trying to print, just, at random
Sad that it's cheaper to buy a new printer every time you run out of ink
Got an oooold laser printer, never looked back. If I need color I go to a print shop.
@@sharpfang The only problem with old printers is outdated drivers. (Which like... Drivers is a problem with new ones too)
But once you get it to work, at least no mechanical problems!
“Have you been able to get the beverage machine to wor-“
*”S h u t u p”*
Heh yeah it's like asking if the ice cream machine works at a McDonald's
proto boi
that’s not a dragon
HEUGH
regular day in black mesa
No wonder - the resonance cascade is extremely probable with this type of work procedures
Smack the printer cause it won't printing
Printer: *STAHPPP*
EEEGCH
This is all happening beacause of you SCIENTISTS!
Replace Scientists with IT, and you have the most commonly spoken phrase I hear at work.
NO!
Shouldn't you be guarding some donuts and coffee right about now?
@@patchmoulton5438 FOR GOD'S SAKE! OPEN THE SILO DOORS!
THEY'RE COMING FOR US, IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!
To be honest I came in expecting the printer to explode due to in blue shift, the scientist repairing a keyboard somehow managed to mess up so badly it exploded
Incredible. It takes skill to fuck up a keyboard repair _that_ badly
@@JetFalcon710 It takes skill to make a Keyboard explode in the first place. BY ACCIDENT NO LESS!
God, this is just perfect. I wish it could have more views
fajny avatar :>
@@lamuswwodzie132 A dziękuję, nawzajem!
@@svijj_ wygląda znajomo, z czego on jest? 😁
@@Vizal Half Life 2, jedna z najlepszych gier ktore zostały kiedykolwiek zrobione wg mnie
@@svijj_ no way its the union from combine!!
Imagine the gall of the designers building a "!" light on their machine. They knew it will error out so much that it requires a special shape so you KNOW shit's fucked.
"Let's try this."
(incoherent screaming and banging)
10/10
holy wow actual comments
im glad everyone's enjoying it lmao
Imagine using emojis unironically
Now thats true cringe
@Victor Vaida you such cringe! You lose subscriber!
@Victor Vaida one: you have a cat in your profile picture.
Two: watch this movie, it's really good. m.imdb.com/title/tt0432283/
Kristofferson Silverfox Can‘t you tell he is joking?
Hexerade.E6 I’m pretty sure there are people like this that aren’t joking
annoyed that he didnt say "LOOK AT THOSE PECULIAR MARKINGS" when the test sheet came out
It wasn't meant to do this in the first place!
You missed "It's about to go critical!"
Also "Look at these peculiar markings...".
The way its supposed to be done
I really appreciate that you used the one alarm that never sounds in actual game. I've heard it only in several mods.
i saw this in source code
It's used in opposing force once and you can't even hear it anyways
@@Nuggsyyyyyyyy Yeah, it's used by the blocked loader. Unfortunately, the loader in question is also out of auditory range; you have to use noclip to hear the alarm
I am actually flabbergasted that the printer ACTUALLY got fixed. I thought FOR SURE it was gonna be destroyed.
Probably bcs you watched some vídeos of HowToBasic
Nah most videos involving a printer just has people destroy it in rage.
@@JuanGamer0202 lol yeah I was expecting something How To Basic somehow
I would have definitely taken it to the nearest vacant parking lot and thrown it as hard as I can to see how name pieces it makes
*Minor inconvenience happens, like a printer not working properly*
"I just want to get out of this alive"
MOOD
I need a sample button on a keychain or just my phone that will play that on demand.
Next time: Half life scientist removes a computer virus
BUP!
“it’s about to go critical!”
*_”STAHP!”_*
*_”NO!”_*
The operating system couldn’t be loaded because the kernel is missing or contains errors.
*_”DARGH!”_*
Oh my lord it’s the myth the legend it’s the holy *Bup*
"Sorry im leaving now"
"Have you gotten the beverage machine t- *SHUT UP* "
"Isnt that inter-*BEEP BOOP*-"
"It is highly probable that our luck will change"
...would you agree?
yes
another important species revealed in action
how interesting, just look at that
Ｉ ｐｒｅｄｉｃｔｅｄ ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｔｈｉｓ， ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ
0:51 bless you
0:13 I expected a cascade resonance
''Come on printer! You want to get me in trouble?''
i love how he clear his throat after almost breaking the thing
I love how this actually decently tells a story about their frustration
Whenever my grandfather keeps telling me how to fix his printer, I’m showing him this video
printer : "beep boop your wrong"
Kleinar : *SMACK SMACK BAM WOSH* ... *proceeds to pull out belt*
printer : *ˢᵒᵇᵇᶦⁿᵍ* "ᵒᵏ ᵐᵃˢᵗᵉʳ"
Okay, how do you make the things *t i n y ?*
@@popcornegg4405 fonts
I wish that worked.
"My god, what are you doing?!"
I never thought I'd see a working printer, let alone fix one...
Me: it’s really late I should probably go to bed
RUclips: Half life scientist fixes a printer
As Hewlett&Packard printer owner, can confirm that's how I felt fixing it's cartrige issues.
I already know this video is gonna blow up in the next 10 years
Yup, that's RUclips for you.
Hmm.
This is how every family acts when repairing anything
*Access Denied*
This is going in Favorites just for the interact noises when trying to open the printer lmao
1:18 something I would’ve loved would be the scientist going “shut uAAAAAA” then it cutting off
"I never thought I'd see a paper jam, let alone create one" Hewlett-Mesa scientist, probably.
“Have you been able to get the beverage machine to wor-“
“SHUT UP”
Everyday in the black Mesa research facility when nothing happens
I fully expected it to end with a Resonance Cascade.
Running the copy machine for a light under the hood would have been a great effect for that.
In love with these
"How interesting, just look at that."
"Half Life sfx sound designing practice 1" disguised as the title of this video
I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone print one!
very fleshy sounding printer when the dude started smashing it with his hand. Then it sounded metal with a shoe.
That was a pain in the ass fixing.
I hate printers and this is a perfect explanation why
"Don't worry I am a Doctor" -- Black Mesa Scientist
the timing of the sound effects and the ones used are so perfect
this needs more views
“Have you been able to get the beverage machine to work- SHUT UP!”
shit I love these Half-Life SFX/dubbing memes :D
This was more upsetting that my alarm going off.
Finally, the RUclips recommendations have figured out what to place in my feed.
Yes youtube, this is exactly the content I want recommended to me!
You finally understand me
I don't watch or play Half-Life, but this was still pretty nice to watch.
"What the HELL is going on with our equipment?!"
*I love how completely inept at life the scientists of Black Mesa were.*
*Like, how did that place even operate? Who funded that shit??*
*"I just want to get out of this alive," ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa*
Been on this earth for 40 years and in IT for half of that. Ink jet printers have just gotten shittier and shittier over time, and half life sound effects are universal
Access denied
This is art 💖🙌🏼
Standard insertion for a non-standard paper size. Go ahead, intern. Slot the stack into the main feed tray.
The way you just attacked the printer is hilarious XD 1:00
“Have been able to get the beverage machine to work?”
And this is why I'm glad to have a 2007-era printer that doesn't need updates like that.
There should be a sequel where it breaks again and they get so mad with it they shoot it with a displacer.
He should've brought his passport
The crashing ink cartridge kills.
You know, all the scientists can do is open doors for you and make loud screaming noises. As well as asking who ate all the donuts. 10/10 useful
"Now where did I leave that printer documentation chart?"
im happy this half life meme got added into funky friday
it crazy to think black mesa scientists also developed blockland... wow...
funky friday: i will add this
It's like when one of the machines from Viscera Cleanup Detail messes up and dispenses body parts.
Oh, that goddamn HP with chips in cartridges "to prevent accidental installation of used unit".
When you need the printer to print some important documents but the IT are out on "holiday"
that sneeze tho
All jokes aside, honestly printers are so crapply designed
I had a printer once, it was terrible. I'd rather do the neck rope dance than ever own a printer again.
the fact that funky friday (roblox) added this as a song in an update TODAY
I guess the printer wasn't preapared for unforeseen consequences.
You, sir, have earned a new sub
*If only there was a PC LODE LETTER error.*
1:21
Me trying to make the wiremod dupe work in garrysmod
"I just want to go through this alive", that's usually what I say when I need to repair my printer..
as someone who works with a copy machine and when it needs fixing:
JUST SHOVE YOUR HAND IN THERE AND ITL FIX ITSELF SOMEHOW
this is GOLD, we need MORE!
Good job Gordon, throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.
So, this is in Funky Friday now.
The moment I saw the song name, I knew it was going to be this video's audio but charted.
“This might work” *Spams buttons*
"AAAAAAA"
00:25
i predicted all of this you know...
let's try this
* crowbar smash*
this should help.