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  • @kirrachan
    @kirrachan 2 года назад +3915

    In Australia we call Cotton Candy, Fairy Floss. Please create a sister for Randy call Fairy Floss Franny

  • @antti-karhu
    @antti-karhu 2 года назад +597

    Link: "Give her a knife, she can turn into Suzy Serialkiller."
    So that'd be Suzy Mugshot. 😁

  • @dwmlue9299
    @dwmlue9299 2 года назад +2742

    "It made mom toss her own salad!"
    That is a quote for the books, folks.

    • @Nikownzyu
      @Nikownzyu 2 года назад +58

      That made me laugh so hard i looked away from the screen for a second and then BOOM! happy cotton candy day daddies!

    • @jessemarchand5694
      @jessemarchand5694 2 года назад +27

      And they just acted like he didn’t say it! 😂😂😂

    • @edwardmclaughlin719
      @edwardmclaughlin719 2 года назад

      grow up

    • @TheCaptaineustass
      @TheCaptaineustass 2 года назад +58

      ​@@edwardmclaughlin719 get a sense of humor.

    • @IRVDawg
      @IRVDawg 2 года назад

      the books you'd find in a hedge in a soaking plastic bag

  • @momokitty636
    @momokitty636 2 года назад +1422

    Randy: I'd love to stay and play
    Link: Well we don't have a chair 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Chair Fairy: _Dink_
    Link: 👁️👄👁️

    • @Random-xw3qc
      @Random-xw3qc 2 года назад +8

      What a nice chair fairy.

    • @ELCADEJOCR
      @ELCADEJOCR Год назад +4

      Yeah link definitely does NOT like cotton candy randy , nor the dude behind the character
      You can tell by many subtle things, one of them being the way he repeatedly tell Randy NO THANK YOU NO THANK YOU NO THANK YOU, so aggressively

  • @TheHourofWitchery
    @TheHourofWitchery 2 года назад +322

    17:23 when Link actually hurts himself and then says "Son of a Lucas" without a second thought, that had me laughing so hard.

    • @steakknives
      @steakknives 2 года назад +9

      She tried to warn him...

  • @stephan8498
    @stephan8498 2 года назад +185

    The doll likely have adhesive capsulitis. Aka frozen shoulder. They used to surgically repair, but current recommendations are gentle movements and NSAIDs should help but it will take some time to recover motion and strength. Good luck Suzy!

    • @LemonGrinder
      @LemonGrinder Год назад +5

      I love this comment, wishing her a speedy recovery!

  • @rickcross4522
    @rickcross4522 2 года назад +804

    It's so touching to see Link and CC Randy getting along so good. Gives me inspiration to restore my relationships.

    • @psychxmania
      @psychxmania 2 года назад +1

      exactly.

    • @ELCADEJOCR
      @ELCADEJOCR Год назад +1

      Yeah link definitely does NOT like cotton candy randy , nor the dude behind the character
      You can tell by many subtle things, one of them being the way he repeatedly tell Randy NO THANK YOU NO THANK YOU NO THANK YOU, so aggressively

    • @elfiqueadaeze1944
      @elfiqueadaeze1944 Год назад +9

      @@ELCADEJOCR ok you don’t need to comment this on every single comment mentioning him, chill.

    • @ELCADEJOCR
      @ELCADEJOCR Год назад

      @@elfiqueadaeze1944 art needs to be exposed as much as needed

  • @melissanoelle410
    @melissanoelle410 2 года назад +1754

    “I don’t think we’re in a position to say no,” said Link. This is coming from a girl dad. I get Rhett’s defense but I think Link was spot on. The product was flawed but the heart was in the right place at that time.

    • @NeuroticNightmares07
      @NeuroticNightmares07 2 года назад +10

      I agree 💯

    • @anisgilos
      @anisgilos 2 года назад +6

      Yesssss

    • @watermyplants6089
      @watermyplants6089 2 года назад +47

      How can you be a girl dad, isn't that called a mom

    • @LuFirefly1
      @LuFirefly1 2 года назад +220

      @@watermyplants6089 she meant link is the dad to a girl . A girl's dad

    • @lilycroft9515
      @lilycroft9515 2 года назад +86

      @@watermyplants6089 😭😂

  • @catherine9255
    @catherine9255 2 года назад +461

    Rhett: “I’m gonna speak for all women.”
    Link: here we go again, cue Rhant

    • @noone-gf5op
      @noone-gf5op Год назад +8

      to be fair, I think he did. Rhett was pretty spot on

  • @offwithherheadmister
    @offwithherheadmister Год назад +578

    Barbie already has all those jobs and more, she’s just a fashion icon at the same time

    • @harmc2301
      @harmc2301 Год назад +20

      Barbie is just so much better😅

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer Год назад +58

      Yeah that's literally the reason why those other dolls didn't stay on the market. Barbie is the toy that basically says, "You can do whatever you want with your life, AND you don't have to stop being fashionable or feminine to do it. You can have both."

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 Год назад +16

      @@shwahgamer "....if you are tall, blonde and thin"

    • @dean2211
      @dean2211 Год назад +15

      dont you know that if a woman cares about fashion at all, everything else shes ever done is completely irrelevant??? but if she doesnt care about her appearance at all, nothing else she does matters either!

    • @knightwolf3511
      @knightwolf3511 Год назад +1

      @@shwahgamer and for toy wise it's a one fit all where you don't need hats for certain size dolls and such for example

  • @ariannac9770
    @ariannac9770 2 года назад +530

    I'm choking on my breakfast from Link's comment: "Hey girls, you wanna learn how to be a narcissist?"

  • @CallMeMicahT
    @CallMeMicahT 2 года назад +323

    I’m still laughing at “it made mom toss her own salad”

  • @itslmose
    @itslmose 2 года назад +471

    Link’s humor is underrated

    • @seanheany444
      @seanheany444 2 года назад +18

      Dude I bet he's hysterical in every situation if you understand his humor. For me personally Rhett has more of my dark side of humor haha

    • @BuddhaBoiBrett
      @BuddhaBoiBrett 2 года назад +8

      @@seanheany444 true, his randomness makes him so funny to me

    • @LesleyMrs
      @LesleyMrs 2 года назад +2

      Link is hysterical......

    • @psychxmania
      @psychxmania 2 года назад +2

      i completely agree.

  • @elsiedume6953
    @elsiedume6953 2 года назад +62

    I’m glad they are bringing back the deceptively educational gmm bc I used to say ‘I learned that from gmm’ waaayyy too often lol y’all were the tiktok back then! I say bring it back !!!

  • @prioryofprose6366
    @prioryofprose6366 2 года назад +868

    Cotton Candy Randy and Link are proof that therapy works

    • @ELCADEJOCR
      @ELCADEJOCR Год назад +2

      Yeah link definitely does NOT like cotton candy randy , nor the dude behind the character
      You can tell by many subtle things, one of them being the way he repeatedly tells Randy NO THANK YOU NO THANK YOU NO THANK YOU, so aggressive

  • @Briezy-qp4gt
    @Briezy-qp4gt 2 года назад +288

    I want a “will it carbonate” video 😂

    • @DcJensen
      @DcJensen 2 года назад +9

      Will it jello needs a revisit as well

    • @xrispi
      @xrispi 2 года назад +6

      omg carbonated milk

    • @FormedUnique
      @FormedUnique 2 года назад +4

      They did that im fairly certain

    • @Brandyalla
      @Brandyalla 2 года назад +2

      @@xrispi _Not_ recommended

    • @darvulya
      @darvulya 2 года назад

      @@DcJensen carbonated jello!

  • @endater
    @endater 2 года назад +138

    I'm starting to think Cotton Candy Randy is just Moochelle in a beard

    • @nate8088
      @nate8088 2 года назад +9

      This is a criminally underrated comment.

  • @karyllespiritu
    @karyllespiritu 2 года назад +335

    The whole Smartees Dolls section really felt like a Good Mythical More episode lol

    • @DancerMusicanActress
      @DancerMusicanActress 2 года назад +10

      Especially considering Barbie has "serious" professions

    • @nilanjasa007
      @nilanjasa007 2 года назад +11

      I kinda like those dolls. They looks nice. Young girls could learn new words like entrepreneurs from it. They could get some idea about some professions.

  • @seokjin9389
    @seokjin9389 2 года назад +112

    “I can be her personal assistant and you can be her pool guy!”
    Why did that feel like a valid read of both of them 😭

  • @nathanwolfe7069
    @nathanwolfe7069 2 года назад +87

    I always wanted a Monster Face growing up! You guys need to do some Dr Dreadful kits from the 90s

  • @kaderina.
    @kaderina. 2 года назад +57

    Rhett’s joke about Stevie getting distracted by her day planner was SO GOOD and I’m just here to give it the recognition it deserves 😂

  • @BLang-ek3bc
    @BLang-ek3bc 2 года назад +127

    It’s been over a year since the mini golf game. Please bring it back 🙏

    • @EStramel09
      @EStramel09 2 года назад +23

      They said they aren’t bringing it back. It was too expensive/time-consuming to land and setup and made too few views for them to keep doing it.

    • @noellev9332
      @noellev9332 2 года назад +2

      @@EStramel09 nooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭I didn’t know that. Ugh that was one of my favorites. Where did they say that?

    • @yaboiitito
      @yaboiitito 2 года назад +13

      They gave the golf course away though. They’d have to make a new one 😂

    • @xItsClobberinTime
      @xItsClobberinTime 2 года назад +1

      @@noellev9332 I don't know if they've said it elsewhere, but I know they mentioned it in a Discord AMA

  • @crashcadet851
    @crashcadet851 2 года назад +51

    Link was on fire with the jokes today 🤣

  • @mmaflashback_
    @mmaflashback_ 2 года назад +850

    GMM Should do a “Will it Baptise” and just dunk Randy for 20 minutes

    • @Vanbooskie
      @Vanbooskie 2 года назад +5

      Yes!!

    • @PhaTs00p
      @PhaTs00p 2 года назад

      Better switch that holy water with bleach if you plan to cleanse Randy.

    • @darkskull8053
      @darkskull8053 2 года назад +16

      I love that this is what i wake up to

    • @themagicknightress7132
      @themagicknightress7132 2 года назад +44

      Will it exorcise

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 2 года назад +1

      @@themagicknightress7132 lol

  • @saraschneider6781
    @saraschneider6781 2 года назад +86

    Only Link would suggest giving a doll a knife.🤣

    • @user-cp9yo4jk9b
      @user-cp9yo4jk9b 2 года назад +3

      It's a fantasy where the doll can do something grown up that link isn't allowed to do

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 года назад +47

    I like how more unkempt Cotton Candy Randy looks everytime he shows up.

    • @lollymagic87
      @lollymagic87 2 года назад +3

      I thought he was trying to keep his pants up, so when he had his hands full I got worried for him that they were going to fall down 😂🤭🤷‍♀️

  • @Adam_kx18
    @Adam_kx18 2 года назад +190

    You guys are literally part of my morning routine 😂

    • @SumoAndLevi
      @SumoAndLevi 2 года назад +4

      Same here. Lol. I get home from work when husband gets up for work. It’s a morning ritual at this point.

    • @jordankissinger1
      @jordankissinger1 2 года назад +2

      Yup, same lol. I wake up, watch gmm & more, and then I start getting ready 😂

  • @karyllespiritu
    @karyllespiritu 2 года назад +50

    7:28 the cutest randy and link interaction 😄

  • @ftcnic9979
    @ftcnic9979 2 года назад +25

    I actually think monster face is a really cool thing that people would buy to this day

  • @ghostface7193
    @ghostface7193 Год назад +9

    Even after all these years that i stopped watching them and my humor changed drastically these guys still never fail to make me piss myself laughing

  • @lear2889
    @lear2889 2 года назад +28

    I have Suzy’s camera and had no idea where it came from till this episode😂

  • @matthewbean8917
    @matthewbean8917 2 года назад +165

    Good morning

    • @shrimpe2876
      @shrimpe2876 2 года назад +6

      good morning!

    • @MZ_Wonky
      @MZ_Wonky 2 года назад +6

      Good Morning.😃

    • @thatbruh0429
      @thatbruh0429 2 года назад +9

      Good MYTHICAL morning

    • @oj397
      @oj397 2 года назад +5

      Good Morning

    • @jdawg93
      @jdawg93 2 года назад +1

      Morning good

  • @RealMoukeycat
    @RealMoukeycat 2 года назад +57

    I thought there were Barbie versions of all those careers. I seem to remember a veterinarian Barbie.

  • @abslol1
    @abslol1 2 года назад +31

    I REALLY want you guys to test Potty Dotty, her and Hopscotch Holly were my childhood

  • @seokjin9389
    @seokjin9389 2 года назад +3

    “Bye daddies! I’ll see you in confession!”
    Why does CCR bring catholic make so much sense to me? 😭💀😂

  • @ds_the_rn
    @ds_the_rn 2 года назад +12

    This is always one of my favorite segments - “To Be Discontined.” Thanks for these!

  • @tenndan85
    @tenndan85 4 месяца назад +4

    suzy snapshot turns into suzy youtuber when you hold the camera flash down lol

  • @zootsuiter
    @zootsuiter 2 года назад +14

    Link was trying SO HARD to be nice to Randy 😆😂

  • @chelseaGriesbaum
    @chelseaGriesbaum 2 года назад +22

    This morning I'm washing and feeding 4 orphan kittens while watching GMM

  • @meganlawson5400
    @meganlawson5400 2 года назад +5

    I definitely had Emily the Smartees doll!!! It sounded familiar when they started talking about it and then when Rhett read her teddy bear back story was when I knew for sure I remembered her!

  • @seokjin9389
    @seokjin9389 2 года назад +40

    Cotton candy Randy is a special kind of character. I’m always on edge and mildly uncomfy yet wildly entertained and laughing the whole time.

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase Год назад +3

      I love Cotton Candy Randy! I smile every time he's on screen!

  • @criticallol3039
    @criticallol3039 2 года назад +59

    You never know what episode he's going to show up in but I'm always thankful when he does.

  • @luufia
    @luufia 2 года назад +35

    "Im gonna talk for all women and gonna say this is a little Patronizing" most ironic statement ever xD

  • @21sled
    @21sled 2 года назад +21

    The Cotton Candy Randy lore evolves once more…we now know he’s a devout catholic 😂😂😂

  • @ario4550
    @ario4550 2 года назад +5

    1:16
    Link: "Hey girls, you wanna learn how to be a narcissist?"
    So true what a bad idea for a toy 😂

  • @laurareagan3268
    @laurareagan3268 2 года назад +27

    Had a rough night, so grateful you guys are here to brighten my mood before trying one last attempt at sleep. Good mythical morning ❤

    • @kasmira27
      @kasmira27 2 года назад +3

      I hope you feel better soon, and later can be better. I too had a bit of a rough night. And good mythical morning.

    • @annabagwell7965
      @annabagwell7965 2 года назад +3

      Rest well, and take care!

  • @rickweiner
    @rickweiner 2 года назад +5

    Rhett laughed like Dracula lmao 6:00

  • @timpage9424
    @timpage9424 2 года назад +8

    Would love to see Stevie working at a Build a Bear. 😂

  • @jcandle6044
    @jcandle6044 2 года назад +5

    The Smarties dolls definitely had good intentions, but it's also clearly a product of its time. I think Rhett was right on the momey cause the "But you're a WOMAN?!?!?!" thing is the definition of patronizing and condescending

  • @appeasing
    @appeasing 2 года назад +27

    The joy I felt seeing Cotton Candy Randy again 🍬💓

  • @Bgarza05
    @Bgarza05 2 года назад +23

    I could literally watch Rhett and link do anything and ill be tuned in.

  • @emilymckelvey9070
    @emilymckelvey9070 2 года назад +8

    i’m a business major and now i need the Emily doll so bad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShadowBeats1
    @ShadowBeats1 Год назад +2

    “Hey girls you wanna learn how to be a narcissist?”😂😂😂

  • @stressedandunimpressed
    @stressedandunimpressed Год назад

    19:04 the shocked "what?!" From the back fills me with joy

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 2 года назад +11

    Always a good episode when CC Randy makes a surprise appearance

  • @halkam8497
    @halkam8497 2 года назад +3

    It's my birthday! Cotton Candy Randy is one of my favorites so I'm glad he showed up today

  • @danibelle1984
    @danibelle1984 Год назад +5

    Anytime I see Cotton Candy Randy my day immediately gets better.

  • @MaybeMockingbird
    @MaybeMockingbird 2 года назад +4

    Okay but I totally bought a box of the anniversary Kellogs Halloween monster mix cereal last year specifically with the thought of "Rhett and Link could use this someday" in the back of my mind.

  • @LizzyDidntDoIt
    @LizzyDidntDoIt 2 года назад +5

    This episode had some epic one liners 😂

  • @groenfan851
    @groenfan851 Год назад +1

    12:23 link holding the doll in an Oprah Winfrey pose. And you get a job, and you get a job. The other doll is like "and you get Asbestos, and you get Asbestos.

  • @SC-skatewizard
    @SC-skatewizard Год назад +4

    Suzy is the kinda doll you find in a horror movie that moves by itself 👁👄👁

  • @ablak3712
    @ablak3712 2 года назад +4

    16:00
    Stevie: 'That's right Link'
    Link: 🤪

  • @MoonMoonTM
    @MoonMoonTM 4 месяца назад +2

    Cheek dimples are caused by a little gap in the muscle. Lol

  • @herestoustx6123
    @herestoustx6123 2 года назад +25

    I thought link was gonna say “usually you have to pay for that” after saying “it made mom toss her salad” 😂😂

  • @dramamoon6656
    @dramamoon6656 2 года назад +15

    Cotton Candy Randy is the greatest Mythical character ever created. I would love to see one of the episodes where they guess celebrities favorite foods and Jordan does the voices, except it's all GMM cast or characters.

  • @heathercarmona335
    @heathercarmona335 2 года назад +2

    YES!!!! Cotton Candy Randy = best bday gift ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @mycha5879
    @mycha5879 2 года назад +9

    When Rhett and link mentioned education I figured that I would mention that my psychology teacher played clips of older gmm videos in class. Totally made my day tbh

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn 2 года назад +1

    omg lmao Cotton Candy Randy accusing Link of writing all the GMM fanfiction is the best joke I've heard in years
    (it's only funny if you understand the absurdity of "fan fiction" - fan fiction is basically written by a group of men who don't understand reality)

  • @megs9801
    @megs9801 Год назад +4

    As someone with dimples that discussion made me laugh 🤣

  • @mimsydreams
    @mimsydreams 2 года назад +2

    I love the idea of the Smartees dolls. The definitions are dated, but could easily be updated to a more modern glossary of terms. Although, no one knows what the heck a typewriter is anymore, so that one can stay 🤣

  • @ChristionGirl45
    @ChristionGirl45 2 года назад +7

    I'm not sure why they keep giving R&L sharp and or pointy objects, they always find a way to hurt themselves, it never fails...never! 😂

  • @amirtootooni8328
    @amirtootooni8328 2 года назад +1

    Omg Randy's in the episode! I'm so happy rn

  • @joleen8008
    @joleen8008 2 года назад +13

    rhett and link always make my mornings so much better ❤

  • @Cadency
    @Cadency Год назад

    suzzy snapshot would become like suzzy selfie and just work with your phone, honestly would do great

  • @banue4612
    @banue4612 2 года назад +5

    That Suzy doll just gives me Fnaf vibes and will haunt me 😂

  • @naomitibbetts9293
    @naomitibbetts9293 Год назад +1

    Barbie was a:
    Nurse, flight attendant, astronaut, veterinary, fashion designer, teacher, musician, UNICEF ambassador, veteran, business executive, and so much more. Barbie is more than just a pretty girl

  • @c4cupcake950
    @c4cupcake950 2 года назад +35

    It's always a good day when Randy shows up

  • @christinebubb6658
    @christinebubb6658 2 года назад +2

    I REALLY wanted Link to make a Geordie La Forge reference when the dimple thing was over his eyes!

  • @0luv
    @0luv 2 года назад +5

    We need Moochelle vs Cotton Candy Randy episode

  • @saraschneider6781
    @saraschneider6781 2 года назад +4

    The glossary is the best part of that book.🤣🤣🤣

  • @beachblondesummer3461
    @beachblondesummer3461 2 года назад +3

    Love the discontinued editions! ❤ awesome as always!!

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn 2 года назад

    5:11 lmao yes, best character ever

  • @Scottsgamerlounge
    @Scottsgamerlounge 2 года назад +7

    Always a good morning when we see Cotton Candy Randy! Happy cotton candy day daddies!

  • @angelarhoades9995
    @angelarhoades9995 2 года назад +1

    Hey Rhett and Link it's my birthday today 😊 glad I get to start it by watching you guys!

  • @jadziadax4159
    @jadziadax4159 2 года назад +12

    "It made mum toss her own salad" 🤣
    That didn't get enough credit

  • @michaelrosas9252
    @michaelrosas9252 Год назад

    4:17 in reference to a little girls toy, Rhett a middle aged man "I feel like I could have hours of fun with this"
    Link in response "don't be weird 🤨"
    😂😂😂

  • @abbiegclark
    @abbiegclark 2 года назад +15

    There’s something about Cotton Candy Randy that makes him difficult to watch while eating 😂😅

  • @Justin-eh5tn
    @Justin-eh5tn 2 года назад +1

    Yes! Cotton candy randy is back. Never leave us again my lord.

  • @chrisberry2422
    @chrisberry2422 2 года назад +9

    They should do this with old gmm bits

  • @jamesleatherwood5125
    @jamesleatherwood5125 12 дней назад

    Defuncty Town! Hilarious! 😅😂😅😂

  • @isabelmiller9285
    @isabelmiller9285 2 года назад +4

    yas good mythical morning everyone

  • @missknisely
    @missknisely 2 года назад +4

    Yesss new CCRandy lore. Peace be with you, Randy. And also with bag filled of bees.

  • @yepthatart3mis
    @yepthatart3mis Год назад +1

    the suzy one feels like it could be used in a horror movie

  • @abbem96x
    @abbem96x 2 года назад +5

    I feel like as the owner of a dimple, I need to say that you don't have to keep them clean because they aren't there 24/7, Just when you smile.

    • @Tandor97
      @Tandor97 2 года назад

      What? I have dimples too, dont you wash your face? You dont have to clean them specifically but you should still wash your face/cheeks

    • @abbem96x
      @abbem96x 2 года назад +3

      @@Tandor97 yeah I'm washing my face, but there's not this gaping hole I have to dig into like a belly button. You just wash your face.

  • @alexandertaylor2951
    @alexandertaylor2951 2 года назад

    For the longest time. This is laughing. Remembering that link is so funny. I'm loving this

  • @eluvzmusic1696
    @eluvzmusic1696 2 года назад +3

    For once I’d like Rhett to say no to Cotton Candy Randy whispering to him. Be interested to see Randy’s reaction….

  • @unclebenny9028
    @unclebenny9028 2 года назад +1

    She's been in a box since 1991! She done forget them poses!

  • @VicMikesvideodiary
    @VicMikesvideodiary 2 года назад +6

    " Hey girls do you want to learn how to be a narcissist?" LMFAO 😅😂🤣

  • @ethanmrobins
    @ethanmrobins 6 месяцев назад +1

    That whole dimple convo sent me

  • @gaminghq97
    @gaminghq97 2 года назад +21

    FINALLY!! COTTON CANDY RANDY IS BACK!! 🍭