Police be like:I have a real dang feeling this vault drill was from four people named Trevor micheal and Franklin and Lester you know that paralyzed fuck
what’s better about cayo, is everything, but also pavel gives an actual reason for having to destroy everything, and as a wise russian man once said: “Mr. Rubio take hold of loose end, and he will strangle you with it yes?”
Noo your talking about 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Well you definitely went into history books, probably being deadlier than what ever counterpart in the GTA universe there is to Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong.😂😂😂
most interesting thing is that you are always required to get the blowtorch for Cayo while there is always a blowtorch on top of Kosatka's dining table. 😂😂
it’s incase you get caught, so you always have a way in. It’s like getting the demolition charges for the cayo perico EVEN tho you’re entering through the drainage pipe
The casino is the only consistent paying heist. Idk if Bogdan was patched but that was a nice way to help your friends. The prep is terrible for most and the payout is never enough for the work
I'm not gonna lie to you all... I've done the diamond casino heist ONCE. Never again, that shit has way too many damn setups and even then you can't really do them all by yourself quickly. Unless your able to buy them (idk if your able to) i do cayo perico setups in LESS than 30 minutes with my sparrow. I do every single disruption setups with the sparrow and if im not in the sub load into crew session and keep going. Would definitely recommend buying the sparrow makes it so much faster than calling my dingy and calling my deluxo too when i hit land lol
You see this is what the replay glitch is good for I've made my friends millions running casino heist multiple times straight going for diamonds on the big con route
I would listen to him but for the right away new history I could say : come on Lester, let's rest and party for today and then go and mess with the polices and get like an extra billion dollar with your godly plannings
Lester: Yes and guess who scrubs those thousands of cameras each time you guys go through each setup and we throw away everything because if we just throw away each tool we use there's no way the cops can trace them back to the HUNDREDS of other hiest you guys have done
I mean even if they came after us what they gonn do we have jets, tanks, miniguns, explosives, flying bikes with missiles, a literal orbital cannon and oh we CAN'T EVEN DIE
I remember one of the preps or setups for the pacific standard heist where Lester becomes a lil zesty and lays on the counter and also he actin a lil bit gay
Lester "I am the genius" Me "And I am the war criminal, now if we are done going over job descriptions, I'd like to get back to commiting mass fraud and causing detrimental damage to our society please..."
Lester: -ok now you have to steal the untrasable guns and bring them back here. Me: uses my own ar15 with supresor, flashlight, foregrip and extended mag that I bought 2 days earlier.
Every police officer knows who each of us are and should probably be arresting us on sight….. but they aren’t
Probably has something to do with that fact that they never take us alive or without leaving a huge body count
Arrest us? If they were smart they would have killed us on the spot 😅
Oh yes they would round up all the players and send them to a island and call the fib to nuke it.
Police be like:I have a real dang feeling this vault drill was from four people named Trevor micheal and Franklin and Lester you know that paralyzed fuck
ruclips.net/video/ZTBPYiZZS2g/видео.html
And that kids, is why we started doing the Cayo Perico heist.
It also makes sense the *why* we need to redo all the preps. He’s scary
what’s better about cayo, is everything, but also pavel gives an actual reason for having to destroy everything, and as a wise russian man once said: “Mr. Rubio take hold of loose end, and he will strangle you with it yes?”
@@burrito7222 But who cares, I murdered thousands of people in this game, a little more do not matter at that point
@@burrito7222 literally the same reason Lester gave
My child have you heard of the replay glitch?
I also hate when you cant use the other charachters After a heist
that’s single player
Yes
Meh
What?
‘Characters
If I got arrested for every murder I committed in gta separately I'd be in prison for over 2.5 million years
ehhhh more like the chair plus more
@@AustinBlack28 oh no thats just taking into account the years id be in prison for give or take 83,000+ murders at the time
@@EndeyF9 wow
@@AustinBlack28 yeah, most of those will be the police and lost mc
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omg this is me every time i fo heists with friends its sooooo tiring to set up again and again
I spend more time on the set ups than the actual heist 😭
Especialy Cayo Perico heist, where we store all the equipment on the f*cking submarine and still "have to dеstroy it, so we won't be traced down"💀
@Da Biggest Bird i know right? it doesn’t make sense
Well cayo it does
@@flamephoenix8413 explain please
Pavel: kapitan it seems things have calmed down at casa Rubio,
Lester: fuck sake
Underrated
Lester just wants to see how much it take until you stop listening
fr lester be taken all my money from heists while he doesn’t move a single leg.
Annoying a'f yelling "COME ON, MOVE IT PEOPLE, FASTER!" then taking 15% is why he's cripple to begin with i bet👨🏼🦽
He sure does move his lips 🔊
"We are not doing preps anymore lester i'll do a replay glitch"
they took it personally with those punches, anyways super accurate and great vid❤
Thanks! 😁 Doing the set ups hundreds of times will do that 😂
Lester: I made you rich Pavel:Hello Kapitan
I like how the stuff you steal in a prep mission is worth more than the actual score, both in game and IRL.
That’s crazy though
Bro sounded like Dutch. “I am a genius.” Versus “ trust the goddamn plan”
Oh thank god someone finally farted on this man LMFAO 🤣
Those fart sounds got me oh the floor😂
I can't count the endless crimes i comitted over 10 years of playing GtaV
Well you definitely went into history books, probably being deadlier than what ever counterpart in the GTA universe there is to Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong.😂😂😂
"Lester why can't we reuse prepping equipment instead of spending hours doing the same work again for the same tools?"
"I've got a wasting disease."
*
😂😂😂true I don't wear a mask because I want them to know who's doing it
That's how it's done in gta 5 they deserve to see the faces of the criminal because it's the last thing they will see
"He gets a hold of loose end, he strangles you with it" -Pavel
Me in gta 5: Killed 90 milllion npcs
"Remember, Lester is the only one who can flip metal without making a sound"
That ending was hot 🥵
The Lester heist.
That Chinese woman at the beginning and end of the heist turns on Lester and asks us for help to rob him
I'd do it for %5 lmaoo fuck lester👨🏼🦽
I love the way he lies down in Family Guy fashion
Man I hate when Lester throws out my hard work I did alone
that's why I wear a mask before doing something illegal
I thought that was basic sense ‼️💯
Pavel said the same thing but with different attitude.
If rubio gets hold of loose end, he strangle you with it
And that is why Lester became disabled.
"Come on! MOVE IT! FASTER !"
-👨🏼🦽
Why does he look just like Lester😂
when you get the cooldown notification from Pavel while doing casino preps, that call hits like crack everytime
Only if the the online characters could talk 😔
They can with a mic but that’s not canon
The ending is what I want to do to Lester everytime I play GTA Online 😂😂
Ive never played the online gta heists, but watching youtubers play them is more funny imo
Me: finishes the diamond casino job Lester out of nowhere: have you heard about the cayo perico heist 😂😂😂
"I killed 20 men for this drill and i wasnt even wearing a mask!"
The accuracy lmao fuckin lester man
Crazy how he actually looks like Lester 🤣
most interesting thing is that you are always required to get the blowtorch for Cayo while there is always a blowtorch on top of Kosatka's dining table. 😂😂
Pavel: We need to destroy everything
Me: Soooooo, Destroy the sub
Pavel: Listen here you little shit
It's wild you do look like him Lester
What looks like the players are going to be getting the most of the cut
Honestly if you want like 500k+ an hour just use the clucking bell setup playlist glitch
Imagine using glitches yall gotta be bad for using glitches
Heist 100000000000 dollars Lester 99%😂
The facts that you Need vault drills for the grupe sechs approach 💀
it’s incase you get caught, so you always have a way in. It’s like getting the demolition charges for the cayo perico EVEN tho you’re entering through the drainage pipe
@@mxnghanclanwhen you get the cutting torch the demolition charges are no longer mandatory, unless this was changed when you wrote this comment.
@@Cyrillic-not-avaliable They were always mandatory, its still described as mandatory even after getting the torches
@@mxnghanclan i just did the heist and I didn’t choose sewer grate entrance and it didn’t make me get the explosives
I agree with this video,I don't mind doing preps but it is pointless to get rid of them since they know it was us
Lester: GENTLEMEN WE MADE HISTORY
2 Guys: YAYA!!
Lester: here your cut You deserve It
Take: $3.896.894
Guys cut: $2.789.900
Laster cut: $3.789.500
Mr Lester chill 💀
Then he takes 50% cut
He could take 60% if he would stfu lmaoo i hate his % for just being annoying a'f the whole wayy
He actually doesn't take that much. He takes as much as the worse driver/gunman. Most of the money is going to your hacker.
imagine. every time you do a mr beast heist, mr beast gives you 1 million beer and one million dollar and one million lester ?
i wish online characters where in director mode like pavel el rubio duggan and people like that
Not the twerk fart lmaooo
This is so real because I just finished cayo perico and right after starting prepping for doomsday heist
Shout out the backdrop got the GTA arcade look on lock
The contractors from payday are smarter than him
The fucking cut Lester takes man 😭😭 bro be fanum taxing my take
You had me until the ending...
Did they just Far-T Bag him?
Good one
The casino is the only consistent paying heist. Idk if Bogdan was patched but that was a nice way to help your friends. The prep is terrible for most and the payout is never enough for the work
Lester and his gf be taking all the money
I'm not gonna lie to you all... I've done the diamond casino heist ONCE. Never again, that shit has way too many damn setups and even then you can't really do them all by yourself quickly. Unless your able to buy them (idk if your able to) i do cayo perico setups in LESS than 30 minutes with my sparrow. I do every single disruption setups with the sparrow and if im not in the sub load into crew session and keep going. Would definitely recommend buying the sparrow makes it so much faster than calling my dingy and calling my deluxo too when i hit land lol
Don’t forget he takes like a 20% cut
Bro took *GET SH- ON* to literal-
some make sense other don't, like EMP is literally a bomb u explode and make sense grab another, but the lab gear doesn't make sense
My brain when you said heist: he has to talk about payday HE HAS TO
Bro is literrally lester in real life😂
Bro sounds like michael😂
Pavel 🔛🔝‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🚢
Tools vehicles and guns we use during the heist dont even trace back to us why do we even throw them away?
Now thinking about it most part it adds up
The end was crazy
Me after having to go to the other side of the map, to grab SOM FUCKING BOLT CUTTERS, THAT I COULD BUY FROM WALMART.
You see this is what the replay glitch is good for I've made my friends millions running casino heist multiple times straight going for diamonds on the big con route
I thought the guy in flanel was big tugg for a second there
I never understood this
We steal what is meant to be untraceable weapons, just to throw them out and get more untraceable weapons
I would listen to him but for the right away new history I could say : come on Lester, let's rest and party for today and then go and mess with the polices and get like an extra billion dollar with your godly plannings
Lester: Yes and guess who scrubs those thousands of cameras each time you guys go through each setup and we throw away everything because if we just throw away each tool we use there's no way the cops can trace them back to the HUNDREDS of other hiest you guys have done
Guys, the thermal drill go get it.
That's what Pavel says destroy all weapons vehicles and equipment
The farting was personal 💀
I fucking love your videos
i wait for gta firefigters
That is why You play Payday cuz You got epic masks
If you take the equipment (besides guns and cars) it won't be traced back to you
I mean even if they came after us what they gonn do we have jets, tanks, miniguns, explosives, flying bikes with missiles, a literal orbital cannon and oh we CAN'T EVEN DIE
ong i wanna do this everytime we have to prep AGAIN like omg why do we have to do it again when we killed like 100 people for getting those prep
wish we have a dlc where lester became greedy and try to kill us then pavel saves us then pavel kills lester
I thought that was Lester before I clicked on this
Maybe we should have went to the extreme. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we wanna do. When we want to take a break and play video games.
I remember one of the preps or setups for the pacific standard heist where Lester becomes a lil zesty and lays on the counter and also he actin a lil bit gay
Lester "I am the genius"
Me "And I am the war criminal, now if we are done going over job descriptions, I'd like to get back to commiting mass fraud and causing detrimental damage to our society please..."
Real life laster😂
Nah when you finish the heist you’re on a black screen for like 30 minutes
Why is this actually true tho😭😭
“ Another successful fart kill”
I wish there was someone else we could do heist wish that dosent take 99.99% of the cut
Lester: -ok now you have to steal the untrasable guns and bring them back here.
Me: uses my own ar15 with supresor, flashlight, foregrip and extended mag that I bought 2 days earlier.
Bro looks like Lester crest
I quite literally thought this was about the casino glitch, lol
nobody talking about how you steal money and give it to people for money in return
Lester sounds like Michael
When you play gta 6 im pretty sure your going to have to wear a mask for every crime