【ENG SUB】Ars learns why soccer players hold their groin area during a free kick
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First impression: aww she’s so innocent
30 seconds later: never mind she’s evil
Most cute things are evil.
like cats
Well i dont consider that innocent tbh
Imma make it 500
@@rafiqhazarry2465 nice
basically Groin attack is AOE every male player in 100 radius will experience mental shock
@@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 jokes on you, I have the passive immunity to this kind of psychic damage due to my lack of empathy.
@@KapitanWasTaken luckily it doesn't hurt guys
Don't forget the slight chance of also inflicting mental shock to male supporters of BOTH team, including those not physically present in the stadium (watching on TV). There's reasons why this attack is banned in competitive play! xD
@@renookami4651 hurts girls more
@that saucy man 2.0 because you aren't flexible enough and your mental power is low
"is it some kind of ritual"
Yes it's a ritual every man learns young or as we say here in South Africa always protect your wickets
Brasil-sil
xD
".. a shield to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts."
-- 'Is it a good idea to microwave this?' Guys, 2007
Hey that's not funny man the last time people protected their wickets it was a galactic war.
Gidi in a way it is a ritual as you need courage to not fear the ball to your nuts or face.
"Hey! You touched the ball! You used your hand!!"
Phrasing, please.
I mean, that phrasing isn't wrong, and would be funny if that were to happen.
The prasing isn't wrong, that's how noodles people speak
Singular? Really? What happened to the other one?
For reference, she didn't say "ball" in that sentence. Instead she said: "Hah, you touched it. You touched it with your hand."
Im guessing the translator changed "it" into "ball" to make it not ambiguous
@@NopeNope860 It got hit with the bigger ball and exploded.
Viewers: "She's so cute."
Ars: "Why just don't shoot the ball in their groin?!"
(Male) Viewers: "CHOTTO MATTE!!!!"
Only a woman would wonder this lol. It's just instinct to want to protect that part as a man.
Also no man would want to inflict that kind of pain against another during a match
It's not like it couldn't hurt them too.
@@Yachii yeah it's like an unspoken rule between bros😂
Krieg Officer
It's a bro code. The only time you can destroy a man's balls is in a life or death brawl.
I'm pretty sure it'd also be painful for woman anyways
my classmate said that while asking us guys what it'd feel to get hit right _there_
To protect the future generations of humankind
Groove Crusader either works
Womankind
@@nanaten3... I identity myself as a deer, so Deerkind?
@@nanaten3 girls doesnt exist its all A.I😳
@@thisismypp5370 Wait its all A.I?
"Why are they holding their groin?"
“Why can’t you just aim their groin and shoot it”
I think she answered her own question
She was saying that if they guard their balls you could aim there to make them handball.
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 but then I think that would be intentional and you could get like a yellow card or something
Oh man getting hit in the groin is never a good experience. The pain just sticks mentally.
It's shared throughout men kind the moment one See's such a disaster of a moment
@@derpwithmemes694 definitely this
Idk if it's only me but I get sick in the stomach, like I feel I want to puke due to the pain.
Egil Troubadour You’re not alone Brother.
men: *gets hit in the balls*
other men: *i feel a disturbance in the force*
There's a natural rule for boys to not hurt other boys in that place
Such heresy can't be done intentionally
Unless you REALLY hate the guys,you won't attack there intentionally even in a serious fight.
Another one is never punch someone in the face with glasses on.
Sorry, I'm physically weak. I fight dirty instead.
I normally aim for the pp punch when i got into a fight in highschool. Others usually failed to do it to me because i was fairly short that time.
@@BielSmashJackeJoaoDeliciasS2 bobby hill would like a word with you sir
If she ever play soccer in her life, I think we already know where she is going to aim.
F for respect to her opponents 😅😂
Ernesti Echevalier Yeah 😂
Eye for eye
Ball for ball
Miroku Ao Graces Nice.
female soccer*
During my soccer days, I was actually more afraid of getting hit in the face during free kicks rather than in the groin...
Well you see, people protect the thing they think is most important to them.
Well, I was grade 3-4 that time so I didn't really know much about the pain that might happen to my "manhood"
Really? I always found heading the ball doesn’t hurt as long as you’re not afraid of the ball. But getting hurt in your nutsack would always hurt no matter what.
@@ryokihama Well that's the joke I was going for, yes
Nice Hokusai pfp and yea getting the ball in the face isn't fun. But hey! if you are a goal keeper at least you saved it!
Everyone else: We're playing soccer
Ars: THIS IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
To be fair, it is! At least when you're put in goal "because not fit enough" in high school. They don't even try to score, the goal of the other team is to KO you everythime the teacher isn't looking, which is entire matches sometimes...
@@renookami4651 Fuck elementary school. please don't bring those painful memories back.
There's no bones protecting "it", no muscles, nothing. It just dangles there. They are an organ, protected by nothing. Imagine if your brain was in that position, or your heart. Completely exposed. Now Imagine that frail place, that can get a light touch and feel pain, get hit by a ball, sent by a professional soccer player, with a leg soo strong, that everytime he kicks, it sounds like a shotgun.
Wouldn't be surprised if it's lethal. I'd rather break an arm and a leg, than get a ball in the groin by a professional player.
Found this on google
Male human testicles are covered with numerous nociceptors, which explains why the pain felt when a man is kicked in the balls is so extreme.
Furthermore, the nociceptors surrounding the testicles are connected to the stomach and the vomit centre in the brain, which explains why men often feel nauseous and extreme pain throughout the abdominal area. The fact that testicles have little protection makes them especially more vulnerable and the pain felt, more severe.
@@souldanny. rather hit in the nut, at least I can still bust a nut later
Humans don’t even have a dick bone like most mammals have
@@deeznoots6241 wait wtf mammals have bones in their penis?
Ars: "Which is more painful? Diarrhea or being hit in your groin?"
The only time these two could be anywhere near comparable is if you are one of those people who refer to childbirth as "shitting out a kid". Scientists are still divided on which scores higher on the pain scale - childbirth or a kick in the nuts.
I think Ars just has never hanged out with boys during her childhood, otherwise she might have witnessed the sheer agony of a boy's groin-hit experience
We even crush our balls while sitting.
@@AlexiusRedwood CBT
Here's a thought for you.
When women give birth to a child, it's incredibly painful. When men get hit in the nuts, it's incredibly painful.
Now, fast forward maybe a year or two.
You're more likely hear a woman say she wouldn't mind having another kid than you are to hear a man say he wants to get hit in the nuts again.
as a girl that (almost only) has had groups of friends composed by men I can confirm the last statement you did, at some point when one of my friends were hitted in that area I started to react by reflex at their pain LMAO (also sorry for my broken english~)
totodaj I have studied psychology so I read that as Cognitive Behavioral Therapy at first so I was like: “huh...? wth has that to do with thi... ahhhhh..... THAT cbt. I see now...”
"Why can't you just aim their groin and shoot it"
There is an unspoken rule to never aim there, only villains do that
even villains don't do that
It's just wrong!!
R E X unless they are torturing you for info, which actually most of the time use it as a last resort if other body parts of the victim aren't enough
Zomg it's been a while since I've seen Ars I forgot how INSANELY CUTE SHE WAS.
Yeah
*CUTE INDEED*
メガ Magnum cock and ball torture
Crush my cock with a rock i must. Maximum pain i must endure.
i’m new to this vtuber. she’s adorable
ight i decided i’m stanning. this one is too pure
Seth Bartolome her laugh cures depression
@@sethbartolome3955 you guys should watch her GTA5 playthrough. There's a translator called "Qubec" who's translated like 14 highlight episodes
well, I hope you’re not stanning in a bad way, cause their reputation are no longer on this planet
ラムゼイミク wdym?
Even if you were to get a handball in the box wouldn’t that just result in another free kick
No it would be a pen usually. But depends on the ref and player on how the ball hit him.
There is a difference between getting a ball to your hands, and touching a ball with your hands.
As long as most of your hand is sticking to your body it won't be counted as handball.
No, if your hand is aligned with the body and right next to it, it's basically part of the body's hitbox and it won't be counted as a foul.
If you're standing inside penalty area, which you usually are when you're standing in a wall like that, it will be a penalty kick, from the penalty dot. If you're outside it, then it would be another free kick. In my experience though, the referee would usually not give a free kick/penalty for a handball in that situation, seeing as how the alternative is the player letting himself get hit in the nuts. The hand also does not accomplish anything that another part of the body wouldn't also accomplish. Touching the ball with your hand is not as bad when your hand is right in front of your body compared to when you're raising it above your head for example.
Imagine having a little sister who laughs like Ars. I wouldn't ask for anything else.
Well, I would ask that she doesn't have the same mindset as Ars'. Wouldn't want to hear her laughing at your pain after kicking a ball to your nuts.
P R O T E C C
@@LadyMoncho_Cyborg that is what SCP Foundation for
She sounds quite similar to my lil sis
Who hates me so much
magnum I see nothing wrong with that :D
what she have experienced is the same as *learning that someone's inside a mascot*
Hehe, righ- wait, say what? .-.
or learning about santa.
As a former goal keeper, we get the ball kicked right at us 24/7 during the game haha - our groin doesn't get a chance to be protected ;-;
Well, if they kicked the ball right at you they must have not been good players lol. After all, the goal is to shoot it on the side the goal keeper is not on right?
@@oscarguzman6440 Yea you are right. I guess I mean that keepers are pretty much in the way of the goal, so they tend to get the odd ball to the face/groin sometimes. Or there might be some not great players as you said that just can't shoot well.
@@smugcat1768 haha, I like to believe its the latter.
The Blue Fugi_ maybe he is just a good goalkeeper? He stand exactly at where the ball is going
@@whyalwaysme1106 yeah, but I found it funny how smug said they shot it right at them lol.
Been a varsity for 4 years and S.P.A. for 2, every start of the school year we let new guys be the one defending on free kicks, there we assess on the people who has prior knowledge or not, before we shoot we shout "on a free kick, the defense line must be prepared for the worst to safeguard that goal, when u jump prepare to protect the important parts, to avoid extensive injuries, like the head, and .......ESPECIALLY THE GROIN" then our lead striker targets the one's who doesn't have their arms covering that area, good times, good times
Even if she insists to her fullest, I am NOT playing soccer with this girl........NEVER !
I'LL FUCKIN' DIE !!!
This is confirmation though that she ain't a dude pretending to be a girl right ? XD
4:10 Rivalries betwen men take a sease fire when that happends on a sports match, it is kind of universal. That is why a lot of sports have specific rules about never hitting under the belt.
I showed this to my father who played soccer for years when he was younger and I quote.
“I personally, if i heard this from someone in the stands. You better believe I’m going to kick the ball towards them.”
God don’t I love my Salvadoran father lol. We boys protect that at all cost :3
That’s every mans reaction who ever played a sport involving balls being moved fast
Evil ars is so cute
It's a ritual to protect our offspring.
her laughs sounds so cheeky
Ars: *exist*
Every men across 200m of distance: *puts hands on their groin*
When she gets a boyfriend, he will wear a cup anytime he is with her.
Because that part is one of the body parts with the densest nerve endings. Female has one with similar density as well, but much less exposed to danger like male ones do. Getting hit by a 100+km/h ball there can cause major issues, even life long damage or instant coma at times.
Lmao imagine getting hit on the nuts and you straight up go into a coma
"Why not shoot the ball right in their groin so you can claim that he touched the ball with their hands"
Me: Well, because-
My brain: No, no. She's got a point
My balls: (」°ロ°)」
“Have you ever heard of sportsmanship?”
“WE LIVE IN A WORLD OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!!!!”
XD
"Which is more painful? Diarrhea or being hit in your groin?"
Basically, Diarrhea is continuous damage and hit in the groin is an instant burst of pain but the pain stays mentally.
As the lyrics of Let's Fighting Love says: Taisetsu na mono o, protect my balls.
"We live in a world of life and death" als almal 2020 MAJI YABAI PEKO~
Guys here in comment section telling only men can understand the pain or it is a sexist game,let me tell yall,getting struck in the groin is not painful just for men,getting struck in the groin can be pretty painful for women also and it happened quite a few times in women's soccer but the real reason they don't hold their groin much and choose to hold the chest is because soccer ball is big and their sensitive bits are small so even if the ball hit their groin,they won't get hurt alot cuz the pressure will be alot less,it would be more on the entire pelvic region then a straight small target whereas guys have big external anatomy and hanging bits outside which are much more likely to get hurt and are much bigger then a girl's groin bits,so it can get hurt alot and the pain can be in the entire anatomy this is the same reason more girls hold their breasts then the crotch region as it can hurt alot after getting struck as it's shaking,huge and is at a good location. So this should also cover why females hold their chest area.
Ars: why are they holding their groin
Me: it should be pretty obvious ars...
I remenber we used to jump and turn midair to not get our face or balls in the balls path.
Jesus Christ, Ars. Easy on the sadism there.
She is just soo innocent that I would be afraid of playing soccer with her
What an innocent little child
Between that part and the face, i prefer the face, cause if you get hit on that part, the pain doesn't just stay there, it crawls into your entire body like a parasite demon eating every piece of happiness inside you
"You are touching the ball."
Yes which ball?
This is like Himawari thinking that the Sun and the Moon were the same thing all over again.
To give Himawari the benefit of the doubt, she was playing Minecraft at the time, and she was looking at the Minecraft sun and moon when she said that. So maybe she thought that the Minecraft sun and moon was one entity that just changes appearance depending on the time of day, and wasn’t referring to the real sun and moon. At least I hope that’s the case.
@@motivatedmoo1747 same
This girl is too dengerous for the entire male community
Once a wise man told...
"If a man gets hurt in the balls, every other man within the mile will instinctively feel the pain"
getting kicked in the balls/from a soccer ball is like giving birth but reverse
“Good Luck”
Unwavering, Ars’ free kick goal remains between a different set of posts.
Because if you have the accuracy to actually hit their hand, you might as well just you know, score the goal or something :)
Ars dominatrix confirmed
1:44 - Oh god this cuteness is off the charts
"It doesn't count as a hand ball?"
No, that'd be a ball ball.
it's good to see more ars clip, it's been getting rare lately
Ahh yes, the protect your PP ritual.
Her laugh is heavenly.
This only makes me questioning if the women feels the same quantity of pain wen they get kicked or punched in the crotch
It varies between women. Some can take a hit relatively well, others collapse in pain.
Women feel different pain when it comes down there, but we men will always share the exact same pain, physically and mentally
It's not even remotely the same. A man's testicles are outside of the genitalia and are directly connected to the bladder through the prostate. The pain shoots up directly into your stomach area, getting your labia punched/kicked isn't the same girls. Also a damaged/contorted testicle can kill if not treated. Never attack a guys nuts unless you're willing to kill the dude.
Ars turn to free kick: im about to commit a war crime.
As someone who the balls is ever touched by another ball, that's feel like half of my life is taken away
I think that very thing has happened to me, ball hit the back of my hand, preventing ball-contact, and I was accused of touching it.
Fuck I forgot about how much Ars is baby. Shes so fucking adorable lmao
There are so many layers of panic I went through watching this...
"Hey! You touched the ball" Well... technically, she is correct... XD
I’m not sure if there’s a single man out there who hasn’t experienced it
One, it’s just our luck
Two, if one of us get hit, every male within a 50 meter radius will feel pain
Man, I almost forgot how restorative Ars' laughter is. Thanks for the clip.
It hurts even for girls to get hit in the groin. She should know that.
Sheltered people *shrug*
At least she's learning something new
2:11 Maradona wants to know your location
11 years playing soccer and I’ve gotten domed in the face more times than i’ve been hit in the groin lol
To be fair, I imagine getting domed in the face is a lot less painful than a groin shot.
Shes planning to expose the weak spot for full AOE damage, beware.
Ars seems happy about crushing your ball.
In football, If someone touchs the ball with his hand while protecting it, it doesnt count as a fault.
Oh, how wrong you are in this right moment of the faulty VAR.
Let’s forget about the danger that u will cause by aiming it there the thing is if u aim there it won’t be a handball since u aimed it to their hand and they didn’t intentionally try to hit the ball
Also most probably they will actually get the ball counterattack
The pain of having a full football being shot at your groin could rival labor pain to a man
Obviously to protect them from Ars's psycho-logic of aiming there for fun lmao
This woman is about to write the art of war part 2
god she's so adorable it's unreal
A pro soccer player kicking the ball into your junk...
just send your guy bits right to the shadow realm.
"why cant you just aim at it and shoot"
ars is chaotic evil confirmed
Using the free kick Aiming for their hands to get another free kick, now that's big brain
To protect the jewels from being bashed in by a soccer ball obviously
I think that touching the ball with your hand in that situation when protecting that area is one of the exceptions.
They protect their crouch from the ball hitting it with their hands
THAT'S MY PURSE!
I don't know you!
I once take a full blow shot at my groin during high-school when I played soccer/futsal as gk, After that all the guys on the court/field stop playing when I walk out and bend over in suffering and everyone be helping me with all their knowledge to reduce the pain... Let me tell you one thing, after that I always protect my groin on instinct and develop some form of instinct that protect it from any slap, shoot, kick etc.. It's not a pain you wanna experience trust me. There's a fine line between boldness and stupidity.
I saw my friend took a really powerfull and nasty shoot in his groin too, i was the GK and he is my teammate trying to block a shoot, i can tell u that the way he scream and just falls down make all of us think he's dead, that was scary af, and we play futsal too so the ball is more hard not like regular football where the ball is bouncy, futsal ball doesn't bounce, yeah so that was a very intense :v
And once again, we see a glampse of the darkness within the seemingly innocent Shy Witch
She saw Minecraft merchants for a moment...
she made a good point.
hand ball only apply to the free hands that obstructing the game. if your hands protecting that place then the hand won't obstructing the game then it is okay.
if your hands obstructing the game like changing the ball moving or etc then it is handball.
This is truly biggu face moment
She has a point.
1. Aim for the groin
2. Claim Handball.
3. Get free kick
4. Rinse and repeat.
5. Opponent team's groin slowly turns to mush as the kinetic force slowly bleeds into their balls over long period of time.
6. Win.
I don't know what diarrhoea she had, but mine just rolls out, no pain but just like vomiting.
Regardless, this is evidence that she never had male friends that were into sports.
Ah yes, the age old ritual of holding your junk. Such fine tradition.
The child has not yet been consumed by the system in which it lives. Childhood innocence is the best trait we lose as we grow up. Let her enjoy her childhood, because in a short time she will not stand out from the crowd. This is what their country is like.
So innocent and dangerous. 🤣
>compares being hit in groin to diarrhea
....you have no comprehension of pain.
Ah, so now I see why they shot the big PP battleships and not the goal which was the aircraft carriers.
I've been hit there with the hard side of a notebook once I was dying
The hand is indeed im the ball
her: knows what hand ball is
players: THIS IS NOT HOW THIS POSE WORKS!!!