@@axios4702 that solution requires the usage of more than a mere Trolley, it prefers the usage of Trains, that or the Deluge which was a sort of final solution too, but its an end of the world scenario so...
I love how she just randomly falls out of the sky in certain scenarios. No flying in No walking in No teleporting just a smol plop in the right place at the wrong time lol
I love how out of all the Yanderes, Suicopaths, war crimes, and pettan jokes Mumei just being Mumei still manages to be the most terrifying thing in all of Hololive
Geralt: "Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition’s blurred . If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all" Mumei: "So why not choose both?" Geralt: "No wai-"
Mikochi states, "In the grand scale of the multiverse, their sacrifice means infinitely more than-- what da FAQ??!" "If life is left unchecked and I forgor, might as well do things _now,"_ Mumei said happily.
Philosophy Teacher: *exhales heavily while pinching the bridge of their nose* "For the 6th time, the PROBLEM in the Trolley Problem is NOT 'How do I get the highest score.'"
Grunkle Uranos would agree with Mumei. For him, Thanos showed a lack of commitment when he wiped out 50% and it was either eliminate the whole 100% or not do it at all.
You need to wipe out everyone except two people standing on a tree and a rando god hiding in the underworld after getting ganked by his uncle to win a bet with his father.
This is what we call true equality. If you can't save everyone and make them all happy, might as well make them all equally as miserable so they don't feel bad for the others. After all, what's the point in saving people if they're probably gonna live with survivor's guilt for the rest of their lives and suffer anyway? Mumei is just showing the obvious kindest solution nobody else is courageous enough to answer.
Mumei: "I think I solved the trolley problem." Oh really? What's the answer then? Mumei: "Build a stronger trolley. Look, this one ran over five people and derailed before getting the last one. Clearly there's room for improvement."
Mumei is the person who would play oldschool Transport Tycoon, wait for her train to get to a road crossing where your competitors' freight trucks went through, and then remove the tracks on either side and then wait for all the traffic accidents
Owls are in fact on the lower end of bird intelligence - their brains are less oriented toward problem-solving and more specialized towards stealth and hunting. In other words, Mumei's head is empty except for murder
And this is when civilization learned to tilt the tracks on steep curves to turn at speed, because civilization just needed to flawless victory a buncha guys
She actually got it correct it's the speed and disruption to the train and stability of the track that was the issue. It derailed from those two factors. So it's calculate the speed necessary to rerail the trolley after terminating five obstructions of roughly feet feet across and one foot hide with a density equivalent to a human being (see textbook) while maintaining minimal speed to ensure the termination of an additional obstruction of similar density and size.
Reminds me of those videos where a father has his toddlers solve the trolley problem and the son puts the single person to the other ones and runs them all over.^^
mumei: we didn't come this far in civilization without fucking up, and I mean really fucking up, like big Time fuck up, like that time I talked to J. Robert Oppenheimer
As I was watching that track, my first thought was that it was too sharp a turn for a trolley and it would run off the rails, but decided to shrug, as I "got" the joke. You, however... You did good, my man.
Murderous Mumei looks even cuter for some bizarre reason Edit : if you slow down the video at 0.25X speed, you'll noticed that Mumei is smiling when she was falling
do you know? Mumei hates bystanders when she commits a crime , so ....
--- -- --. ... .... . ..-. --- ..- -. -.. -- . .... .. -.. .. -. --. .... . .-. . .- -. -.. ... .... . .... .- ... .- -.-. .... .- .. -. ... .- .--
... --- ...
Do you think we have a chance to live if we convince the jury it wasn't a crime?
I thought chainsaw is Suisei's thing.
OMG SHE FOUND ME HIDING HERE AND SHE HAS A CHAINSAW SOS!!!
what does this translate too?
@@aymslt8743 its translates to "OMG, SHE FOUND ME HIDING HERE AND SHE HAS A CHAINSAW SOS!!"
Mumei makes sure no one has to live with survivors guilt, how thoughtfull of her
Mumei makes sure no one has to live, how thoughtfull of her
well, except her I guess lol
@@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA It's okay, she forgor anyway.
Multi track drifting.
But someone survived because the train went off the rail
Mumei doesn't have a Trolley Problem.
She has a Trolley Solution.
It’s not a problem, it’s an opportunity
The FINAL solution...
@@axios4702 that solution requires the usage of more than a mere Trolley, it prefers the usage of Trains, that or the Deluge which was a sort of final solution too, but its an end of the world scenario so...
Reminds me of a Max0r quote, lmao
Trolley Problems requier Trolley Solutions
"I did my job very well, no need to thank me."
- Mumei, the Guardian of Civilization.
plot twist there was no one left to thank her
@@TheJuggerknaught lmao
then goes on to grab others by the neck and screams at them,". I SAID THANK ME!!!"
Key word: Civilization.
Not humanity.
As you see madam the work was satisfying and you took attention of my mind.
I love how she just randomly falls out of the sky in certain scenarios.
No flying in
No walking in
No teleporting
just a smol plop in the right place at the wrong time lol
I mean this is Mumei after all, she probably forgot how to fly while in the middle of flying
She's basically Gibby.
thus we call it perfectly amazing chance ever
Splat
Seriously
Mumei: “The risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math”
Gura: I'm so fast at math
Cali: Really, what's 5×5?
Gura: 35
Cali: thats wrong
Gura: but it was fast
Bad?
She knew exactly what she was doing
Sana: "How many headpats do you offer me?"
Mumei: "I have to do math?"
True story.
@@KJ-nw8ge There still one alive.
Sasuga, she even managed to kill the people in the trolley!
This truly is the most complete solution to the trolley problem.
@@KeiosKod *the final solution
Sasuga Mumei-sama
Wth bruh 😂😂
I love how out of all the Yanderes, Suicopaths, war crimes, and pettan jokes Mumei just being Mumei still manages to be the most terrifying thing in all of Hololive
Pekora trembles under Mumei's presence.
I think it has heavily to do with the fact she never alters her model's face. so it is always smiling. Always.
she's the scariest in the normal hololive, and Sora is the scariest in the animations
The trolley problem: Do you prioritize the needs of the many? Or the needs of the few?
Moomei: I PRIORITIZE THE NEEDS OF NONE.
Moomei: missed the part where that's my problem
thass not what trolleyproblem isabout
@@Lemon_Inspector that's their problem, not moomei's
She prioritize the needs of trolley.
The trolley needs blood and flesh to survive!!!
"All of you may die, but that is a risk I'm willing to take"
- Mumei
Geralt: "Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition’s blurred . If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all"
Mumei: "So why not choose both?"
Geralt: "No wai-"
Geralt, you messed up!
Mumei's POV on life is very simple. All things come to an end eventually, she just speeds them up a little bit.
When an owl is more murderous than one of her co-workers who is a grim reaper.
@@KwadDamyj Well, actually, the Grim Reaper is traditionally a psychopomp, meaning a being that carries souls to the afterlife.
@@daryantsns3448 I see... so Mumei is giving Calli job security....💀💀💀
Violence is never the answer, it's the question
The answer is always yes
The answer is always yes "peko"
I don't want drama! I want problem! Always.
Mikochi states, "In the grand scale of the multiverse, their sacrifice means infinitely more than-- what da FAQ??!"
"If life is left unchecked and I forgor, might as well do things _now,"_ Mumei said happily.
*"Imma do a funni"* - Mumei said enthusiastically.
“You will all die one day”
- mumei, in an official Crunchyroll interview apparently
@@sk_hermit1809 Mumei telling Poland to do the funny
@@elainasynranelt Wait really?
@@nobodyimportant7686 yeah. You can find it if you scroll down a ton in the Crunchyroll RUclips channel’s community posts.
Philosophy Teacher: *exhales heavily while pinching the bridge of their nose* "For the 6th time, the PROBLEM in the Trolley Problem is NOT 'How do I get the highest score.'"
感謝Mumei讓我們不用在殺死一人還是五人之間掙扎了
但是轉彎幅度太大，車上的人也一起死去XD
@@zxcdsa60 這樣就不會有倖存者內疚的問題了(完美)
文明是公平的，誰都逃不過死亡
所有人都死
就沒有誰的命比較重要的問題了
不是應該多畫一些人嗎？
Thanos: *Wipes out 50% of Civilization*
Mumei: Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump those numbers up.
Grunkle Uranos would agree with Mumei. For him, Thanos showed a lack of commitment when he wiped out 50% and it was either eliminate the whole 100% or not do it at all.
You need to wipe out everyone except two people standing on a tree and a rando god hiding in the underworld after getting ganked by his uncle to win a bet with his father.
電車難題:拯救與犧牲的兩難
木莓難題:如何更有效率的殺光所有人
Mumei is genius.
“究竟該為了大部分人的利益而選擇犧牲少部分人的利益，還是要...”
“不！一切都不需要了，把這全部毀掉給我重來吧，人類，這才是建造未來文明更直接的方式~公平的毀滅、公平的轉世、公平的重生。請叫我Mumei主席，謝謝👌”
公平，公正
不會遺漏任何一個人
生命就是那麼廉價~
I somehow knew that was going to be the solution. Wasn't expecting derailment though.
I thought she would move the upper track person to the lower track to barrel trough them but this is even better!
that one guy probably was thinking:
"Phew, I'm saved."
...Only to see Mumei picking up the trolley, and rectifying the mistake.
The buffering was adorable and fits our precious birdbrain perfectly. She's so cute when she's committing heinous crimes against mankind.
Kids dont know what kind of lamp is that bulb fr?
That last part. Had to slow it down to get a good look at her face.😁
On PC you can go frame by frame with keys (right side of the key M)
@@shawdou3327 Thank you bring me to a new world
@@shawdou3327 Cool, thanks for the info. Sadly using my phone to watch it at work no less.😅
"No loose ends."
That was a way more horrifying ending than I expected.
But a very typically mumei outcome. Lol...
Spock: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Mumei: That sounds like a you problem, chief. *Kills civilization.*
She and Khan would have gotten along famously...for a while anyway.
@@WesleyABrown At least until one would kill the other.
“Civilization is temporary, humanity is temporary, you are all going to die one day!”
-Nanashi Mumei
*"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"*
Mumei, while giving good advice to Thanos
This is what we call true equality. If you can't save everyone and make them all happy, might as well make them all equally as miserable so they don't feel bad for the others. After all, what's the point in saving people if they're probably gonna live with survivor's guilt for the rest of their lives and suffer anyway? Mumei is just showing the obvious kindest solution nobody else is courageous enough to answer.
Everyone dies, yay Communism!
Except mumei will most likely forget her own reasoning behind her actions
@@BeyondDaX and now no one has to live with guilt
mumei secretly a communist
@@rustyshackleford1508 Oh no, Stalin
Mumei: "So i found the solution for none of people getting happy nor sad, and its quite simple"
The way she finishes the track by just throwing the pencil is hilarious to me and I can not put my finger on why.
"Its not an accident if there is no one to report it"
- Mumei, probably
Mumei really know how to making things right
動畫越來越強了，還有Mumei超文明的xd
I was half expecting the trolley to be cut in half, one side going one way the other the other way then colliding at the end.
This one is good too.
Mumei終於解答了最著名的道德難題XD
I love the way she just falls over when she finishes drawing the track
Mumei完美解決了電車難題 該來破解同時掉到水裡的難題了(ﾟ∀。)
都給他們淹死~喜提雙倍保險
Mumei: "We do a little trolley..."
Mumei: "I think I solved the trolley problem."
Oh really? What's the answer then?
Mumei: "Build a stronger trolley. Look, this one ran over five people and derailed before getting the last one. Clearly there's room for improvement."
Perfection, either everyone live or no one.
Mumei is the person who would play oldschool Transport Tycoon, wait for her train to get to a road crossing where your competitors' freight trucks went through, and then remove the tracks on either side and then wait for all the traffic accidents
If I ever have to describe mumei to a friend, I'm just gonna send him this video.
It's perfect
Mumei's evolution from "must protecc" to "must be protected from" is just so fascinating.
This put a ridiculously HUGE smile on my face
"Oh look, toy train. I wonder why there's people on the trails though. Do they want to get run over? Ohh, that's a good idea!"
5 counts murder, 1 count attempted murder.
Owls are in fact on the lower end of bird intelligence - their brains are less oriented toward problem-solving and more specialized towards stealth and hunting. In other words, Mumei's head is empty except for murder
"stealth and hunting" sound like a very good ninja to me .-.
As the guardian of civilisation, Mumei has control over it.
All of it
Moom's psychology wrapped up perfectly in a 41 second video. Outstanding.
Ahh, it's been a while... glad this showed up in my recommendations.
when civilization do civilization
When civilization upgrades to society
There can be no witnesses
And this is when civilization learned to tilt the tracks on steep curves to turn at speed, because civilization just needed to flawless victory a buncha guys
modern problems require modern solutions
If we could somehow get Mumei to play "Trolley Company, Inc" that'd be great.
Whilst she might not quite have the right idea in my opinion, you cannot deny that her solution is creative lol.
Mumei doesn't have a Trolley Problem.
Trolley has a Mumei .Problem.
Physics quiz be like: Calculated the radius of the curving track in order to let Mumei kill all the people without going off the track.
She actually got it correct it's the speed and disruption to the train and stability of the track that was the issue. It derailed from those two factors. So it's calculate the speed necessary to rerail the trolley after terminating five obstructions of roughly feet feet across and one foot hide with a density equivalent to a human being (see textbook) while maintaining minimal speed to ensure the termination of an additional obstruction of similar density and size.
Reminds me of those videos where a father has his toddlers solve the trolley problem and the son puts the single person to the other ones and runs them all over.^^
Mumei:"It was an accident I just a witness"
Towl: If no one's left alive, it's perfectly fair. No bias, no prejudices, fair.
0:12 cutest fall ever
"I got the high score on the trolley problem!"
"You what now?"
This is why we always re-evaluate to the point that your project is not going into the "Final destination"( the movie )
I like how the audio also becomes scuffed at the cursed ending
Never fail to amaze me, how Mumei such a great driver. Not even a single ghost can't get out of her alive
Having her as the guardian of civilization explains a lot honestly
The music makes this so much better
mumei: we didn't come this far in civilization without fucking up, and I mean really fucking up, like big Time fuck up, like that time I talked to J. Robert Oppenheimer
Yeah his regretful speech left out how he offered mumei berries for the Manhattan project pfft
Mumei : there will not be no more problem if they all die
As I was watching that track, my first thought was that it was too sharp a turn for a trolley and it would run off the rails, but decided to shrug, as I "got" the joke.
You, however... You did good, my man.
Mumei: ._. okai. We can fix this. (Pushes trolley into survivor!)
At least Mumei is fair.
"The death of one is a tragedy,
But the death of millions... is a good start."
-Ssethtzeentach.
bringing equal results to both sides, good job .
This is the kind of out of the box thinking I aspire to be.
Finally an owl of equality! She just want to see all of them in peace. Hopefully isekai'd xD
Dunno why but this should be a canon lore for Mumei 😂
the animation is really smooth in this one. love it!
She grinds for the highest killstreak
If anyone knows the right answer it would be the guardian of civilization
She really wanted that Xbox Achievement.
MUMEI?!?!
用可愛的外表，做著恐怖的事情 這實在是太棒了
when the protector itself is tired with all the things hooman have done
其實這難題有個相對解法只要訂個目標就好了
救一個人 會被剩下的人正義感爆棚揍
救多的人 會被剩下那個人正義感爆棚揍
mumei:都輾過去就解決了
(為什麼有剩的?)
...........
輾.jpg(耳膜炸裂BGM)
Good job birb!
You tried your best and that’s all that matters!
I just love that splat. Great start to a great video.
世界一鬼畜なトロッコ問題
And the lord was pleased.
Nicholas: Finally, someone who gets me.
*No people were hurt in the making of this video. Their deaths were instantaneous and they felt no pain.*
i love how it started to bass boost when she drew the road lmao.
This is also how Ghetsis would approach the trolley problem
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Murderous Mumei looks even cuter for some bizarre reason
Edit : if you slow down the video at 0.25X speed, you'll noticed that Mumei is smiling when she was falling
Mumei: "Well, that´s kinda dissapointed."
"LET´S DO IT"
from the grmlin art style i could immediately tell it was going to be some variation of 'child puts all people on the same track and kills them' joke
DUDE LEGIT YOUR SKILLS ARE IMPROVING AF