On a holdout mission our priest started the prayer in the church building to *Motivate* us to fight for our lives. That was certified Guts & Blackpowder moment that is engraved in my memory
Someone once started a cult in a kaub match by misspelling "god" as "fod", so the entire chat errupted with "IN FOD WE TRUST" and "PRAISE BE FOD" A simple spell ing error caused the creation of a cult, jesus fucking crist
*Zombies,* _turn back now. The layers of this hideout are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become bodies once more._ - Most normal priest main.
*After attaining "The holy spirit" Saint Witwunsz stand had evolved. The stand is a reflection of your spirit, and the mix between the holy spirit and his very own had created something new. His stand "The musketman" had changed into something much more powerful, rivaling that of stands that have attained requiem.* Wit: *Maniacal Laughter.* Christ can't save you now. This plague shall come to an end, I can do anything as long as the lord is by my side. *His stand is summoned.* Divine Rendezvous, a halo just above the users head with four wings on it, two on each side, and an eye above it summons right above him. The halo can be used as a chakram, when thrown, anything hit will either A: Be instantly desintegrated. or B: be healed. When thrown, the wings will curl up. If the user grabs onto the halo, the wings can carry them anywhere the user pleases. The eye emits light similar to that of a flashlight, but, it first is much brighter, around 20,000 lumens. Anything the eye looks at will either be healed or burned/melted depending on what the user wants. The eye can be dialed in or dialed out to increase power but lose area or the inverse. *All the zombies get desintegrated and every body is healed. Happi ending*
@@UntalentedBrick Cannot even explain it in my mind, maybe reloading or just straight up confused? Because I haven't seen people who back away while the Priest Crucifixes the Zombies
*Philippians 4-13* "I can do anything through him who strengthens me." One of my favorite verses. All you need is Faith from God. With your heart full of faith and your mind is cleared, He will be the one who will protect and bring you to Heaven.
They fr gonna go "DYING FOR SALVATION, WITH DEDICATION, NO CAPUTILATION, ANNIHILATION, PAPAL COMMENDATION, REINCARNATION, HEAVEN IS YOUR DESTINATION.. IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!"
"THE SAME SPIRIT THAT ROSE THE FATHER'S SON ON THE THIRD DAY FROM HIS CRUCIFIXION IS THE SAME SPIRIT THAT LIES WITHIN ME." -From the random Christian playing as a priest in a random kids game
Why did I think of this "Though I am a follower of god,if I must sin to protect innocent people,as a follower I SHALL DO IT" Does not sound good but you know what it means
Lol once i tried to clutch as sapper in san sebastian, but my entire team died at the hay bale part, i did my best to survive while there was a lot of votekillers voting me
I remember one time i clutch a endless match i got bored and use stake on the last shambler they decide to vk me instead of waiting like idk 30 sec and the match uh die@@lowyzenith
@@Stanfordscienceman No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and their righteousness is of me, saith the Lord.
*explosion.wav* "how can this be..." "bested by this, THING!?" "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!" "THIS IS NOT OVER!" *ultrakillsfx.wav* "MAY YOUR WOES BE MANY, *AND YOUR DAYS FEW.*"
Priest mains going on to carry their entire team on Bereznia and building the bridge when their team is defending in church The one runner that’s going to kill said priest and cause them to not get the achievement:
“Even if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, it is this resolution that makes one happy! One's resolution eradicates despair! Humanity will change! This is what is strived for! This is Made in Heaven!”
Bro really said “THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I WILL FEAR NO EVIL; FOR THOU ART WITH ME; THY ROD AND THY STAFF COMFORT ME!”
seeing this video *started* and *fueled* my determination to go to G&B and use all of my energy, willpower, and strength to get that chaplain class, even if this sounds believable or not, thank you good sir
@@Averageidiot1014 i don't know the strats, if i just gonna do something, i will do it don't thinking about how and why. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to a time where depression hits very hard.
I remember the last part of my first kaub win, we where being pushed back by the zombies on the stairs and was losing ground quickly then our priest made a daring move, he rushed down the stairs crucifix in hand and my teammates witnessing this move provided support and cleared the horde and we where able to regain some ground. By the end of the match the priest left gone like the savior he was.
Song: "Crucified" by Army of lovers
Bless thee for the divinest give thy human could ever offer.
chronic song choice lol
army of lovers more like ARMY IN PINK
ok
You legend
He's summoning The Father, The Son, And the Holy Spirit.
Amen
Amen
Bomber behind him:
There was one time where I was a priest, and when I got killed, my corpse tried to ressurect itself in G&B
Amen
On a holdout mission our priest started the prayer in the church building to *Motivate* us to fight for our lives. That was certified Guts & Blackpowder moment that is engraved in my memory
that is absolutely an epic movie moment
Someone once started a cult in a kaub match by misspelling "god" as "fod", so the entire chat errupted with "IN FOD WE TRUST" and "PRAISE BE FOD"
A simple spell ing error caused the creation of a cult, jesus fucking crist
@@alexletiny5155 i think you mean fesus fucking fhrist
@@alexletiny5155 crist?
Is that the bullet from enter the gungeon?
*Man i forgot that game existed*
And then he summoned "Made In Heaven"
Bros gonna reset the universe
MAIDO IN HEBUN!
life is a jojo reference
✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
Time has Sped up
"BEGONE YOU THO-" Priest after he got knocked by a bomber and tackled by a runner
Not the Barry treatment😭
whenever a runner saves somone from a bomber i keep thinging of the "MR PRESIDENT, GET DOWN" meme
THOU SHALL BE GONE
bro became barry 2.0
@@XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxXIt's more like the bomber saves you from the runner
Philippians 4-13
" I can do all things through him who strengthens me."
AMEN
amen!
Amen
A M E N
Best combined with philippians 4:7, that being said to be anxious of a nothing.
MY STAND?
JESUS CHRIST
*Pulls out crucifix, son of god materialises behind me*
*Zombies,* _turn back now. The layers of this hideout are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become bodies once more._ - Most normal priest main.
@@SpudtheGOOOAT *Insert Ultrakill - Divine Intervention*
*After attaining "The holy spirit" Saint Witwunsz stand had evolved. The stand is a reflection of your spirit, and the mix between the holy spirit and his very own had created something new. His stand "The musketman" had changed into something much more powerful, rivaling that of stands that have attained requiem.*
Wit: *Maniacal Laughter.* Christ can't save you now. This plague shall come to an end, I can do anything as long as the lord is by my side.
*His stand is summoned.*
Divine Rendezvous, a halo just above the users head with four wings on it, two on each side, and an eye above it summons right above him. The halo can be used as a chakram, when thrown, anything hit will either A: Be instantly desintegrated. or B: be healed. When thrown, the wings will curl up. If the user grabs onto the halo, the wings can carry them anywhere the user pleases. The eye emits light similar to that of a flashlight, but, it first is much brighter, around 20,000 lumens. Anything the eye looks at will either be healed or burned/melted depending on what the user wants. The eye can be dialed in or dialed out to increase power but lose area or the inverse.
*All the zombies get desintegrated and every body is healed. Happi ending*
“He’s gonna make the earth as it is in heaven… full of dead guys.”
I read somewhere that in Jojo Jesus is the *FIRST* stand user
And Jesus name is basically JOshua son of JOseph
And thus JOJO
Ah yes, one of the combinations to spark an officer main to scream and multiple pikers to willingly rush for their team.
using the crucifix while someone throws grenades also works
I swear whenever i use crucifix nobody uses that opportunity to fight back 😭
@@UntalentedBrick Cannot even explain it in my mind, maybe reloading or just straight up confused? Because I haven't seen people who back away while the Priest Crucifixes the Zombies
I once saw a priest kill 7 runner 3 zapper 2 bomber and 50+ zombie alone with a pencil
Bro really took *_"Nah, I'd win."_* to a whole different level
*Philippians 4-13*
"I can do anything through him who strengthens me."
One of my favorite verses. All you need is Faith from God. With your heart full of faith and your mind is cleared, He will be the one who will protect and bring you to Heaven.
pope wick
if it alone, was sharpened. his chances boosted from 23% to alone outstandingly, 7354% chance of surviving the encounter
HOW MUCH STAROIDS WHAS HE ON
Then there's that one runner that somehow immune to the crucifix👁️👄👁️
once a zapper just walked through the entire horde i was stunning then killed me
@@idontknowmanidkidk zapper got nothing to lose I guess
@@idontknowmanidkidk i guess he was atheist
@@hoovy4395I betcha the zapper zombie gained control of his body and just resisted the crucifix
That happens to like 6 to 5 times in the day to me
They fr gonna go "DYING FOR SALVATION, WITH DEDICATION, NO CAPUTILATION, ANNIHILATION, PAPAL COMMENDATION, REINCARNATION, HEAVEN IS YOUR DESTINATION.. IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!"
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE FIGHT FOR OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!
@@Mefyx013 FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD. GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY!!
@@GraspyourAwareness FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! IN THE NAME OF HIS GLO-RY!
Sabaton! Fuck Yeah!
@@GraspyourAwareness
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY
“DIE! Thy end is now! Crush! Prepare thyself! WEAK!”
-average priest main
Minos prime
You shall do as an appetizer.
NOTHING BUT **SCRAP!**
Minos priest
I read this with minos voice by default lol
Line infantry: whats he doing?
Surgeon: *he's beginning to believe.*
Made in heaven!
"THE SAME SPIRIT THAT ROSE THE FATHER'S SON ON THE THIRD DAY FROM HIS CRUCIFIXION IS THE SAME SPIRIT THAT LIES WITHIN ME."
-From the random Christian playing as a priest in a random kids game
Why did I think of this
"Though I am a follower of god,if I must sin to protect innocent people,as a follower I SHALL DO IT"
Does not sound good but you know what it means
"In the name of god, I will smite you! MADE IN HEAVEN!"
*time starts to accelerate to an infinite speed*
I guess you can say he's... *made in heaven*
"Through the power of the Lord, you all must LOCK THE FUCK IN!"
Priest mains in a voice chat server motivating their team:
Every zombies are gangsta until the priest say
"THIS IS THE RIGHT SPOT!"
and times start to move faster
**Maido In Heaven**
Or untill the universe rwrites its self (the world over heaven)
Then the universe implodes
IN THE NAME OF GOD, *I WILL SMITE YOU!*
“In the name of God I will smite you!”
-A Priest and his White Horse
jesus christ the most op priest /holychrist @a
/smite @a
Man im so hungry i could eat a…
*MAIDO IN HEABUN*
What’s Jesus’s stand?
That one shambler that still grabs me when im 5 meters ahead : 😊😊
Runner coming out of nowhere : 🤫🤫
Votekillers : 🤓🤓
Lol once i tried to clutch as sapper in san sebastian, but my entire team died at the hay bale part, i did my best to survive while there was a lot of votekillers voting me
I remember one time i clutch a endless match i got bored and use stake on the last shambler they decide to vk me instead of waiting like idk 30 sec and the match uh die@@lowyzenith
@@lowyzenith maybe try not to delay the round in a match where the chances of you clutching is uh, 0%
That one zapper that has the range of a sniper
@@user-hr849gfj7udj7hdh it's a game you can wait a couple extra minutes
Blud does NOT have the chad indomitable human spirit
Others : lol, funny G&BP meme!
My dumbass : MADE IN HEAVEN!
Bro's really gonna speed up the day night cycle
"Throughout Heaven and Earth,I alone am the honored one" Ahh pose💀😭🙏🙏
this dock is holding an April 🍎in its melt
jjk fans after seeing someone floating in the air 😱😱 it must be a jjk reference!!
@@tinpotmstMade In Heaven! (Jojo reference!"
@@v2hater3000 hello V1 from ULTRAKILL
"I can feel it this is the spot!"
"MADE"
"IN"
"HEAVEN!"
Once, our entire team was dead in the first half of the mission with the exception of two priests. Those priests then proceeded to clutch the game.
I remember a few months ago, a single priest clutching a wave 27-ish in endless mode. It was the most badass moment I’ve seen in the game
bro was truly made for it
Isaiah 54:17 moment
@@Stanfordscienceman No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and their righteousness is of me, saith the Lord.
What translation is that?@@Drapoow
@@abyssy182 translation?
through out the guts and the black powder this platoon alone, is the blessed one
imaginary technique: holy crucifix
"Kami No Mimei Ni Oitte, Shine Zo Hokeru, MADE IN HEAVEN!"
(In The Name Of God, I Shall Smite You, MADE IN HEAVEN!)
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!" the bomber behind him:
HOW can this be
The bomber and his spare change in his back pocket:
is that gabriel
*explosion.wav*
"how can this be..."
"bested by this, THING!?"
"YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!"
"THIS IS NOT OVER!"
*ultrakillsfx.wav*
"MAY YOUR WOES BE MANY, *AND YOUR DAYS FEW.*"
"You were 2 steps below me, now perish disgraceful creatures. [ *Made In Heaven* ]. "
The last priest preparing to fight the one runner that had wiped out the entire priest population
Forget Bombers , Runners and Shamblers have the most kills 👌
"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one"
👨🏻⚖️ 🧟
(Priest holding crucifix)
Was that a JJK reference??
33.6
Crazy thing is, it was the buddha who said that lmao. The quote still goes hard though.
Actually 🤓🤓🤓
It buddha quotes but ghostjo use it
I really just wanna talk with you.... ABOUT JOJO YOU PIECE OF-
Priest mains going on to carry their entire team on Bereznia and building the bridge when their team is defending in church
The one runner that’s going to kill said priest and cause them to not get the achievement:
You can get the acheivment even if you die
“Throughout history and heaven, I alone, am the holy one”
- Christian gojo
“Even if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, it is this resolution that makes one happy! One's resolution eradicates despair! Humanity will change! This is what is strived for! This is Made in Heaven!”
WE EXPONENTIALLY ACCELERATING TIME WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
He deals the lowest damage but deals the biggest threat
"thou team is losing for thee must lock in"
WE RESETTING THE UNIVERSE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Throughout guts and black powder, i alone, am the holy one"
THIS IS....THE RIGHT SPOT...
MADE IN HEAVEN!!
"I absolve you of your sins"
*atomizes you*
You have been forgiven.
“MADEYO HEAVEN!”
The zombies think they be winning until the priests starts chanting
"Spiral staircase.... Rhinoceros beetle...."
Desolation row, fig tart, ... Rhinoceros beetle
“THIS IS IT!! THE NEW SPOT THE NEW MOON IS HERE! I WILL ASCEND TO HEAVEN…” “Made in heaven.”
Pucci from Jojo when he obtains Made In Heaven:
"FATHER, LEAD ME YOUR STRENGHT" me on priest prolly
Bro hit the "do you believe in gravity?" Pose.
Bro really said “THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, I WILL FEAR NO EVIL; FOR THOU ART WITH ME; THY ROD AND THY STAFF COMFORT ME!”
Ahh, free at last
Priest Mains invoking Divine Intervention when they’re the last one left on a holdout mission:
did you say Divine intervention?
Now this is a Comment worthy of the Will of God
Yo man this is a great animation ur really underrated
"You are late by a few seconds, zombies... MADE IN HEAVEN!"
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
This is MADE IN HEAVEN
"We alone are the son of god"-Priest 🗿
Korega... Made in Heaven da...
seeing this video *started* and *fueled* my determination to go to G&B and use all of my energy, willpower, and strength to get that chaplain class, even if this sounds believable or not, thank you good sir
priest: in the name of our lord jesus crist , GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT
We making it to heaven with this one🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I am a priest main and I gotta say, that's true af! 🤣🤣🤣
How it feels getting blessed and knowing you got blessed:
WE GETTING SHOWN THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN ON THIS ONE 🗣️ 🗣️ ➡️ 👼 👼 ☁️ ☁️
“BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!”
NOTHING BUT SCRAP!
'TIME TO RIGHT MY WRONG! "
_Machine... I will _*_REND. YOU APART._*_ And you will become inanimate _*_Once More._*
*limbo lust all gone with gluttony soon to follow…*
@@Lego-Android16Your kind know nothing but hunger, purged all life on the upper layers, yet they remain UNSATIATED…
"HEAVENY FATHER WITHNESS THY STRENGTH OF YOUR CREATION." ahhh video
"Yes, I can feel it! Right in this spot!"
Throughout heaven and earth he alone is the blessed one
Why does the sapper zombie look so done? 😂
He is done because of Divine intervention
@@The_GuyWhoAsked4
Slow ass movement but exchange for 60% of HP deletion
And now Divine Intervention comes in
Overwatch may have mercy but we have a Priest to guide us to heaven
The Heaven Plan...
He achieved heaven before pucci
"THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
Bro IS the made in heaven
Then they realise their in love with a gay vampire and want to reset the universe.
What
@@earljonledesma51ledesma-yi7mu What
OH, JOJO REFERENCE.
One time on Vardo when the whole team died and only Chaplain was left, guess what he did
Yes he soloed and successfully escaped
Plot twist: HE GOT VOTE KILLED BEFORE HE WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE
what is the chaplains username lol
Yeh, What is the name?
And how did he do it?
@@Taxevaderr375 im also asking the name because i did that and used the train strat so it might be me lol-
@@Averageidiot1014 i don't know the strats, if i just gonna do something, i will do it don't thinking about how and why.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to a time where depression hits very hard.
WE'RE ACHIEVING HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE
bro is gonna reset the universe for our win
i cant stop watching this
"may be heavens with you my teammates!"
priest mains finally achieving heaven
this goes hard with a pucchi cosplay 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Father lend me your strength" ahh moment
Throughout guts and blackpowder.
I alone am the honored one (literally.)
the priest gotta start maido in heaven the whole guts and blackpowder timeline
Bro summoned [MADE IN HEAVEN[
bro said "I can do anything throughout Christ who strengthens me"
He gonna summon made in heaven and reset the universe
Bro about to heal the whole team 💀💀💀💀💀
Bro is the definition of “I absolve you of your sins” guy
He achieved heaven
As a priest main, confirm this is how priest mains work.
Even the zombies realize the true light of the savior of man.
Bro is the honored one 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
“You were 2 steps behind, zombies”
Domain expansion: made in heaven
Bro was summoning the sapper, seaman and musician
"you were two steps behind"
"with this power of god I well bless you with my power" ahh priest🗣️🔥🔥🔥😭
Nice background its pretty fitting
Everyone gangsta and stuff till the priest starts running in *infinite speed*
This is time accelerating moment
I remember the last part of my first kaub win, we where being pushed back by the zombies on the stairs and was losing ground quickly then our priest made a daring move, he rushed down the stairs crucifix in hand and my teammates witnessing this move provided support and cleared the horde and we where able to regain some ground. By the end of the match the priest left gone like the savior he was.