Its kind of funny to think about Tywin spending hours thinking about what to name his new cat like a normal person without a care in the world while the war was going on.
Naming the cat Better Tyrion is such a petty thing that Tywin would do. That Lion Statue is cool, but if it it's right by the beach, outside of the walls, the Ironborn would definetly have defaced it to take the gold for themselves.
This is basically just a fanfic where tywin gets assassinated in the golden dinner and tyrion used that as justificaio to become king of the west and living his best life
-Tywin dead -Cersei sent to the wall with Robert -Baelor's crown stolen -Independent Westerlands -King Tyrion -Happily married -Casterly Rock becomes a dwarf fortress. Phenomenal timeline. Shame about Tyrek and Lann, tho.
My first game I played Tywin. Robert was killed in battle, as was Jaimee! Eventually the mad king put out a murder plot and killed me. Now playing as Tyrion after the mad king won. Definitely cursed timeline!
It would be nice if you upload the twitch VODs to youtube when you stream the game there. I will probably only ever watch the streams and VODs that are on youtube.
Little late to this but CK2 is also f2p on steam and has an incredibly detailed GoT mod for it as well (with tons of things that haven't made it into the CK3 mod yet as well)
There's actually a mod already which makes new children names be their canon ones in their canon dated for a lot of characters if both their parents are around and in a relationship. So Kevan's son for example would've been named Willem instead of Podrick lol. This mod is great, but there's still TONS of content, flavor and corrections to be had if its going to be on par with its ck2 predecessor.
just so you know glidus, if you were in a world like this, you would die miserably after getting everyone who ever gave a damn about you killed because you are too much a knight of flowers and hugs.
the ck3 agot fall of kings landing events wording from tywins pov is so disturbing like why were ser amorys eyes "full of lust" after murdering a.. 7? year old girl... very bizarre man.
Too bad Glidus don't seems to want playing usual CK3. Would have love to hear his funny comments on real history (well, "real" in a CK3 scale, at least)
@@PfyscheStyx , and ? In this kind of game, the mad king can win, his son can win, the war can last a lot…I mean I was referring not to your hypothesis friend that is obvious ;)
In the game of thrones, you Tywin or you Tie-dye
This is actually based
Love me some good ole word play
"Ned is admiral". The family known for having gotten rid of their ships a hundred years ago becomes master of ships.
It's not a hundred, it's a few thousand years ago
Well, Starks somehow invaded the Iron Islands together with the Lannisters in 200s AC, so they must have some ships, just not too many.
It’s kind of like modern government fuck it just give the job to my boy
@@daru3015they probably sailed with the Lannisters
Tyrion: “father I have written a treatise”
Tywin: “fuck off tyrion”
*goes off to spend time with his cat*
"I must rp and play truly to the character."
"Why yes! I, Tywin Lannister, would love to take on Patchface as a squire."
Lol
For some reason in my stannis campaign Patchface became a knight for me even though he has dogshit combat stats (i knighted him)
@@seanknapp1 i was playing as Lord Monford Velaryon and Stannis gave me patchface as a squire idk why he just loves sending him off to become a knight
Tywin famously named his daughter spymaster for a laugh. Dude was so jovial.
That famed sense of humour
oneyplays fan watching glidus?
Its kind of funny to think about Tywin spending hours thinking about what to name his new cat like a normal person without a care in the world while the war was going on.
Naming the cat Better Tyrion is such a petty thing that Tywin would do.
That Lion Statue is cool, but if it it's right by the beach, outside of the walls, the Ironborn would definetly have defaced it to take the gold for themselves.
I imagine that it used to have Ruby eyes and claws at some point in history
This is basically just a fanfic where tywin gets assassinated in the golden dinner and tyrion used that as justificaio to become king of the west and living his best life
Tywin attending a tourney in Sunspear and somehow surviving is suspect.
Do you mean suspicious? Would you please not share your dumb thoughts since you are not able to express them? Thank you.
@@kubaspicak5387 you are such a pretentious susan
@@kubaspicak5387 no need to be an asshole
@@kubaspicak5387 bruh, he used suspect correctly.
@@kubaspicak5387 lmao
-Tywin dead
-Cersei sent to the wall with Robert
-Baelor's crown stolen
-Independent Westerlands
-King Tyrion
-Happily married
-Casterly Rock becomes a dwarf fortress.
Phenomenal timeline. Shame about Tyrek and Lann, tho.
Tylenol Lannister, my son and heir
Ned declaring independence would be hilariously out of character.
My first game I played Tywin. Robert was killed in battle, as was Jaimee! Eventually the mad king put out a murder plot and killed me. Now playing as Tyrion after the mad king won. Definitely cursed timeline!
super cursed.. at least tyrion finally got castilly rock
That cat is a goddamn artist, let him cook
seriously. it was ethereal haha!
I think he should have named the cat Tyrek, so he can be acat and ahorse!
Cat shoulda be named Catamere 😞👊
and now the mice run through his halls/with no one left to hear
DO NOT DROWN CATAMERE
A coat of gold, a coat of red
The cat will still have claws
And his are long and sharp, my lord
As long and sharp as yours.
19:32 Book Tywin would absolutely adopt a cat and then make Tyrion care for it to mess with him.
Bear's music always makes me think something sinister is about to happen
Glidus Ahorse, of House Ahorse.
Banner is a horse, words are “we are ahorse”
"Hear me Neigh"
It would be nice if you upload the twitch VODs to youtube when you stream the game there. I will probably only ever watch the streams and VODs that are on youtube.
Genna getting dungeoned cause she couldn't fit the oubliettes lmao
You'll be proud to hear that I gave a taxonomy lesson to some ignorant who thought that dandelions and buttercups are the same flowers.
who would even think that lmao, you don't even need to go into taxonomy, a picture is enough
This video was what finally convinced me to buy this game hopefully I can figure out what I'm doing 💀
I'd recommend looking at some guides on RUclips it really helps
Hahah Same. I'm not sure if I'll figure it out 😂
It seems daunting at first but it gets easier to understand as you go on
Little late to this but CK2 is also f2p on steam and has an incredibly detailed GoT mod for it as well (with tons of things that haven't made it into the CK3 mod yet as well)
There's actually a mod already which makes new children names be their canon ones in their canon dated for a lot of characters if both their parents are around and in a relationship. So Kevan's son for example would've been named Willem instead of Podrick lol.
This mod is great, but there's still TONS of content, flavor and corrections to be had if its going to be on par with its ck2 predecessor.
If Shwifty hasn’t seen Avatar The Last Airbender, that needs to be fixed now.
Also Glimbloni, where is our Bastard Bowl pisstake?
Well his name isn't Ty-lose, ok?
"Skip the first 5 minutes." As if I would give up free content!
I really think "Bad Pussy" would have fit the cat well.
Wait the mod has been released???? Goodbye friends and family
These streams are just the best.
how did i miss this spectacle of a stream
#PatchfaceForLordCommander
I love the daily streams! Even if I only use the VOD
Ned and go kill Tywin so he can't sack king's landing
there are several people whose voices are horses and you don't ever mention them, not a real fan.
Fucking love how half the video is Glidus playing Tyrion. Profoundly ironic.
Loved this, but nothing can top the soap on the stick. Would love to see more of these!
just so you know glidus, if you were in a world like this, you would die miserably after getting everyone who ever gave a damn about you killed because you are too much a knight of flowers and hugs.
it's true and i won't hide from it
@Glidus fair enough, I respect it good sir.
Loved it
Bear vs Sir Pounce, who wins?
Balerion the Black Cat
Alternate Title: CK3 AGOT: Tyrion Lannister
caaat
Pike is a type of fish.
Tyrion in the books is very different from the show, as he actually wants to burn down Kings Landing
Boo Robert rigged vote boing
b o o o i n gggg
Shoulda named the cat Brightroar
the ck3 agot fall of kings landing events wording from tywins pov is so disturbing like why were ser amorys eyes "full of lust" after murdering a.. 7? year old girl... very bizarre man.
Bennis no good
Why haven't you immediately married Cersei to Aeron is beyond me...
the mod gives Cersei a "refuses to marry" trait until Roberts Rebellion ends in order to keep an event to marry Cersei and Robert
@@PfyscheStyx laaaaame
Good luck in UCL semifinal against AM Cilan I guess..
Fuck I missed it
Glamboi, slay my dragon please
Ty me to win
FINISH THE TELLTALE GAME
Too bad Glidus don't seems to want playing usual CK3.
Would have love to hear his funny comments on real history (well, "real" in a CK3 scale, at least)
an
Is Dany please in the game (never saw someone check)? I would marry her to a Lannister just for fun !
I've seen her show up if the Mad King lives for a bit. Dunno if she survives the purge, because I play on the Targ side.
She is born like right at this time so maybe?
she's 0 at this time, and if targs lose Roberts Rebellion she disappears and dies because Essos doesnt exist yet
In the tyrion is King timeline she was born as a Boy lol
@@PfyscheStyx , and ? In this kind of game, the mad king can win, his son can win, the war can last a lot…I mean I was referring not to your hypothesis friend that is obvious ;)
Vuv k
i like your videos but the swallowing and breatheing into the mic gets a bit annoying
Are you really telling Glidus not to swallow laaaame
Get over yourself.