This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂
Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.
@@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd. Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.
If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss
The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison
🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"
The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.
SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state. This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget 2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund) 3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already. 4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years. I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.
The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂
This guy is one hell of a storyteller my word. I can't get enough of his stories
This guy is the best story teller wow my guy i wish i can get more of ur videos and he talks very nice i laughed when he says"wehlisa izandla khona bazoshaya ikhanda ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"that killed me i never laughed this much😂😂😂
"Masebedakwe ilotjwala ongabazi... Yabon' njengoba kuyi-weekend Ziyasha"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
This guy is the type of guy you don't want to provoke. I tell you🤞.
now just imagine what type of monsters do they have ejele if leli tyma says he would rather die than go back there
Andahleka...ndimoyika ngok...
😂😂😂
True
😂😂😂
"yebo ngyaphila ngoba ngyahamba" eyy🚶♂
🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️ I love this guy hle , my brother thank you for ure reality.
Being raised by a prison warden I find it amazing how I’ve heard all these stories exactly in the prison language he narrates. I’ve survived hijacking and a number of crimes thanks to the language engangiyfundiswa ubaba on how to deal neziboshwa. Impi yomqondo nje and who is above another.
How did u handle them
how did you deal with them really
@@chabalichabali8714 if uzithola ukwi situation in town mhlampe bafuna ukukubamba iphone. Change your language and speak to them as if you a prison warden. When they use the number slang respond as if you are still ujele ukuthi nje “yey fuseg sboshwa “ alone has helped me twice in the cbd.
Last year I was driving a golf 6 ngaya at a garage in davernport around 1am. Ngabona sengehla ukuth the garage is empty and 4 guys in a polo with a gp number plate were at the garage. Kwakungasekho uujika my door was open and I noticed they all were carrying guns. Ngangena ngaphuma egarag the bp garage in davernport Durban those who know. When ngiphuma I pretended to be putting a gun on my waiste. Sengiphuma garage two of them were already infront of my car bengilindile. Ngabaqonda nje str8 only to see one of them uyi gunya coz of the tattoo ranking abazidweba wona. Immediately I approached him as ujele yena isboshwa with rankings. Awu they got so confused whether I was a criminal nam coz who drives a golf 6 at that time in that place and directly does what he want bebe bebonile we studied each other ngingena garag. Walahla ngokuth wayeboshwa at “medium a” again ejele there’s mediam kuno maximum prison. The crimes people are taken in for bayahlukaniswa ejele ngesi sindo. So nje ngavele ngath awu “icala elincane lolo “ . Story short the other guys guns were out but they ended up confused why le two isikhuluma nami for so long. Kwaphela u30 minute ngikhuluma nalaba fana. Trying by all means to figure out who I am bahambanje bazi ngiwu vader mina or iphoyisa. Ngabayeka kanjalo becabanga between those professions.
Phendula mshengu haw
@@andileshezi7494 ngiphedulile kwi comment phezulu nje. UAndile yena yedwa lo enuz 🤔
Love his stories so much 😂😂"uzosina ulambile"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If a strong adult like him and was once in an army but is complaining about the toughness of prison. Then who are we? Loll gents let's avoid prison yesessssss
You'll be a wife, wear a skirt and make up😅
That's telling you that place is rubbish
🤣😂 Not the interviewer laughing as well, serious but hilarious as well.
This guy is a legend. Good content
😂😂I know this is serious but I've never laughed so hard indzaba yekushaya ingoma ngoba umuntu usuthe inyama ongayidlile 😂😂😂 This guy is good 👏👏
Very funny. But also very hurt and damaged. I think he is my best interview
"Uhlabe into ongayazi"🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This guy is too funny I could even hear the interviewer laughing 😂😂😂
Mmhhh this Guy is one hell of a storyteller my word, I can't get enough of his stories 😢😢😢
Ay lensizwa ayisoze yaphindela eJele ngempela🤞🏾😅😂
We need more of his stories
The way he says death is better than prison, eish. That place is hell on earth. I don't wanna see myself there, I think even a boss inside prison does not enjoy prison
Ngingamlalela usuku lonke lobaba uyakwazi ukubeka I story
"ubanika ikhanda bashaye ngoba ufuna ukuquleka"🤣🤣😂😂
We need more of his story's pleaseeeeee
Kuvubelwa utjwala ngama two litre nase badakwe yilotjwala ongabazi uzozwa 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mnumzane ubnzima obhekane nabo abuyokulinganiswa nobamuntu. Sibonga izifundiso zakho nokuthi kukona konke lobunzima ubuntu bakho abuzange bukulahlekele. UQINE BABA.🤝
Into ebuhlungu ukuthi bathathe umuntu oziphilelayo bamenza isigebengu. Inzondo inkulu abayidalile
He is a good storyteller this man👊
I love this guy story's, he tells it like it is.😀😀🙏🙏🙏🙏
Ay! Kodwa liyakwazi ukubalisa eli khehla. And yavakala ingqwele kudaaaala igudla😅😅🤣. "Uyabona kuyaqhubeka, mina Ng'mbana namazambane lana. "Yabo' njengoba kuyiWeekend? Ziyasha! Bayasina......Badakiwe! Basinisa wonke umuntu." "iNTO OZOYISHAYWA!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣He reminded me of my late mother when he said "ise varsity la". My mother use to say that to all ex-con athi "ufundeni e-varsity abantu bonke bebuya nemfundo"
ngithanda indlela ochazangayo ukhuluma isiZulu zu
He is a very good story teller
Ayikho into ekuthiwa isiZulu zu, kuthiwa isiZulu 'phaqa'
@@ayandantombela509 😂
And bayahleka ngiyadideka bahlekani coz thina sikhuluma kanje ilesi isiZulu ngqoooo akahlekisi ukuthi bajwayele laba bezinombolo
Yabona laa iNsizwa lee lobhiti uyabazi ubunzima
I have never laughed this hard🤣🤣
The last part 😂😂😂yokuquleka
Yabona leyo ingiqedile ngihleka noma ngingedwa ngihambha endleleni kumangale abantu ukuthi ngihlekani yooo😂
Aibo guys is this not uBaba kaBule? The infamous “Khahlela leyo ngane” baba ka Bule.
Ngiyamsola ubaba ka Bule 😅
Impilo inzima😢
Bengibona 30min.... Ngingena ngigijima
Same here...ngoba those 3-5 mins videos ziyabhora
"Yebo ngiyaphila ngoba ngihamba"😂😂😂
Hahaha this is the best episode of this channel hands down. I've never laughed so much watching this channel. Great story teller
"angekhe usathi ndoda phinda lento oboyenza ejele, lento izokubuyisela ejele" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eiy angazi uphinde kangaki ukuthi "Angiyi ejele ngincamela ukufa " uyabona ukuthi uhlukumezekile kakhulu 😢😢eish Nkosi sivikele
Mmmh njengoba kuyi long weekend shuthi bazosina bazebavuvulale izinyawo abangawushay umthetho.
😂😂😂
Ayihlekisi tu lendaba,ibuhlungu shame. Khafane ucinge umntu omdala elayelwa ngumntana ukuthi makasine ngenkani
Please interview this guy again 🤣🤣🤣 "Wena uzozwa sehambile, NGEKE ULALE, NGEKE ULALE"
Biggest lesson here Funda UkuLawula Intliziyo yakho muntu.❤Guard your heart
ngaze ngahleka and its not the first time listening to this story
From 16:00 🙆🏼♂️🤣🤣🤣 sorry to laugh
The mind has to rise above. When you go through so much trauma you have to shut your past out PERMANENTLY. That's how you survive. Never make the same mistake.
"BADAKIWE,BASINISA WONKE UMNTU"
SA must create a fund, like the Road Accident Fund (RAF), to support people who've been wrongfully arrested and abused by the state.
This guy and many others have lost and seen too much.
Where will the money come from?🤔
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198
1. 15% from the The National Prison Budget
2. Penalize the judges who wrongfully convicted people ( all Judges must pay 5% towards such a fund)
3. Take 5% from the total money allocated to police department because its doing nonsense already.
4. All lawyers who want to be admitted attorneys or admitted to the bar must do some sort of service towards wrongful convictions. (instead of articles maybe) doctors do compulsory community service for 2 years.
I don't know but where there's a will there's a way.
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Good question
And this guy is sure he rather die then go back to jail...and his so sure
@@sibongisenikhumalo8198 Duduzani🤣🤣🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣 Ingoma ulambile
"Nayingoma 😂😂 Kuyasinwa"
9:12 part yamadevu🙆🏽♂️🙊🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulind uksina ube ulambile
Prison has traumatized this guy he will never recover from this abuse
God will bless you razo
Eyi impilo inzima nyani xakunje
Iyo ,iyahlekisa insizwa bo! Bathi susa isandla begadle nje! Hhayi bo...
😂😂😂😂This was too funny
uHulumeni wobandlululo wakha amajele ewakhela abantu abamnyama. iJele libulala umqondo alilungisi lutho.
what must happen to criminals ke?should they go to therapy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢this guy is a good story teller
Limlimeze engqondweni lobaba ijele namapsychologist angeke amsize
😂😂that “akuyi ngakwazi le emceleni ,Ama terrorist awadlali”
please have the videos in sequence or parts because we can’t follow the story 😭
You can’t follow the story Not we!
Yah I'm sure this guy was a Gunya...his face is scary😂
Liyayi vula ingubo lingene..!!
🤣🤣🤣 ngeke iye ejele lenkunzi kofa loyo oyobe ezomubopha okanye kufe yena
You can give this guy a vicious slap, he won't do anything he would prefer to run😂 just that he felt pain for nothing😭😭😭
Nah angboni dawg infoda Le kungacaca
Great story teller
Lendoda ihlukumezeke kakhulu, I wish there was many like him😂😂😂this how prison should be
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅Man is a league
Umondle imilomo yomibini☺️😊
Nje!
good storyteller.
Yazi ngaboshwa iviki elilodwa ngafunga ukuthi ngeke ngiphinde okwenzeka lapha angikaze ngikutjelele muntu futhi angeke but i still have that anger.
😁😁😁😁 kwanzima ejele 😁😁😁
Ugcine usubizwa nge Ntibane, ngothekwane😂😂😂
Ayibo ngigidiswe ingoma ngilambile sebedakiwe hhayi kunzima
The gangsterism is the worst in prison really, their advise to the one who wants rank is to be beaten unconsciously by the guards, just imagine lol😂😂😂😂
Just pure madness
Isuthi , isuthi iskhaftini😂
*Hleli uzonya vele* 🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EYEKHANDA IYAHLEKISA
Impilo yase jele irough😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
🤣🤣🤣😂😂ai Trevor Noah this one
Usiniswe ingane ithi ey hlaba bo 😂😂
Grown talk!!
Lobutshwala Mase Buvutsheliwe Buzo Buyiswa Bubekwe Laa Buphuzwe, Awubutholi Wena Lobutshwala Buphuzwa Yilaba Bantu Abanikazi Balotshwala😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOOOOOOl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ay wangibulala lomfethu, kuyagidwa eJele
Angikaze ngihleke kangaka yoo😂😂😂
@@califonia-5 🤣🤣wabona lukhulu lomfethu
Ufuna ukuquleka 😂😆
Imnandi mpinda yoo it's tough guy's
30 Minutes flew by.
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣please uyahlekisa lobaba
Bambhebhile lona😂😂😂😂
"masebesuth ilamaqatha, bazogidisa indlu yonk"
Yoooo kunzima guyz ejele ngeke 😢😢
Ngeke ulale 😂😂😂
21:31 😂
Yoooo this is sad 😭😭
Bhuti wami ngizithanda kakhulu izitori zakho ubuku army
Emanzini abilayo😂😂
Uyingozi lomjita akafuneki iskati eside emphakathi ukhuluma nge Anger 🙌🏼
Lutho ukhululekile uBhuti
Wazi ubunzima
Ubeyisosha le emnceleni inkani wayifunda ngenxa yezimo.
Insizwa yasemakhaya le uyayozwa nje ikhuluma
@@demariansele4943 uchaz ukt mayet ngeke esaboshwa ncono kufe ipoyisa noma yena ikukhululeka okunjan lokhu 🥲🥲
Ithi ingane hlaba bo 🤣🤣🤣 usine into ongayazi
Isimo 😂
Bubabavuvathathinanilabukuthunu
That's all i hear
😂😂 ironing
Ingane isuthu isuthi iskaftin