I see you have a Gacha profile. The only time people care about what gacha people say. Is when there 6 feet under the dirt in their grave. Rotting inrto a shell of a human. It’s great that these stupid pervert kids are getting mocked. Cuz the only way too stop them is too bully them too death.
Alastor: Do you have an off switch? Literally everybody in the fandom and Angel, just to mess with him: Yeah, it's right next to the prostate, *or is that the ON switch?*
@@edwardbo4666 agender! Sometimes I feel more masc or fem but mostly agender (ik it's called agenderflux but I feel more comfortable with agender as a lable)
1. No ones watched it yet 2. 20 people just commented which doesnt mean views 3. And just liked doesnt mean views either 1 view is 1 person who watched the whole video.
5:02 *knock at the left* Me:*turning left and look the window in my room* (because it's on the left side) Also me: Wtf? Edit:OMG! 20 like! I know it's not a lot of like but I've never had so many! (Sry for my bad english)
sir pentious: I’m turned on. Alastor: *grabs remote and tries to turn him off*
The virgin energy is strong in this one
Ah mister Afton, hows life back in the mortal world
Y-yes.
Bruh imagine sir pentious just falls on the floor
alastor would do that lol
Alastor: **sees a spider at his house**
Also Alastor: **burns the house down**
@@anita-bu1dk that spider was angel! Good job!
@@anita-bu1dk alastor you saved us all
@@anita-bu1dk I will go get the matches..
@@anita-bu1dk how many ya need?
@@SortaDumb. uh kinda
Anyone: **flirts with Alastor**
Alastor: **confused asexual panic and screaming**
@Ava G Varrette I know
yes
Me (asexual) : *flirts*
Everyone else : *confused straight, gay, etc. panic and screeching*
I see you have a Gacha profile. The only time people care about what gacha people say. Is when there 6 feet under the dirt in their grave. Rotting inrto a shell of a human. It’s great that these stupid pervert kids are getting mocked. Cuz the only way too stop them is too bully them too death.
@@Spuub The cake is a lie.
Someone: *flirts Alastor*
Alastor: *panics in asexual*
Edit: I'm sad that someone got to this comment first
I came for the Laugh's
And the screams? Did- did ya came for those too?
From or for the laughs
*i came to orgasm*
Butthole Sadness noice name there mate xD
Fun fact: none of the people that have commented haven't even got passed the intro yet.
Are you one of them? (not trying to fight)
Tru dat-
Shut up
@harley thomas because it's true
I'm still in the first add of 2 before it even starts
Alastor: Do you have an off switch?
Literally everybody in the fandom and Angel, just to mess with him: Yeah, it's right next to the prostate, *or is that the ON switch?*
3:26 is my favorite it's so smooth and funny🤣
Door open sound effects are flawless to
Mine is like
↗️🔙➡️↪️↘️🔛⬇️⬅️🔃⤵️⤴️↪️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↗️➡️
Original dub?
If Alastor saw that he would definitely bleach his eyes out and that would be funny
2:19 They know Luci, get back to the council room we have the matter of Heirs to bring up.
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breath
@@Ash13_L Then inhale!
Him just sliding down the railing so slowly and smoothly, that's what got me
Nobody:
Alastor: *:>*
:>
:>
@@happguddoggo5782 :>
@@anita-bu1dk :>
@@happguddoggo5782 :>>>>>>>
3:43
Angel Dust, I see a recurring theme... the creepy, wider-than-they-should-be smiles and sharp teeth?
It’s Lucifer, Alastor, Sir Pentious and Husk
"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, and that technicolor river in between"
God damn, I feel expose as I am part of said technicolor river.
Alastor: *being scary *
Angie: *”imma bout to end this mans whole career”*
Not even a single soul:
Someone's breathes:
Nobody but alastor: wHeEzE
I want to hear Angel Dust angrily call Alastor a clod and make the angry Giraffe Diamond face
I whole-heartedly agree
Yeeeeeessssssssssssss
2:40
That is terrifying...
*You know it's about to get real when Alastor somehow has antlers.* Those antlers make him look scarier.
HEY ALASTOR YOU’RE MOM GAY!
Imagine the song “here comes a thought” from Steven universe but alistor is singing it about angel dust! 🤣
"Here comes a *THO-* "
Alastor: * Breaths *
Fangirls: * screaming *
Alastor: *What the fu-*
Edit: holy s*it I've never gotten this many likes before ty :D
Well shit my cover has been blown
* blinks in fake confusion * What, no? We would never...
"PASS THE COVOSIA"
Not me
666 likes!
I love the idea of Angel asking Charlie for permission to say swear words at Alastor.
*ayes in pain* 😂
alright everyone put on headphones with max volume trust me ok its rly low volume and you won't be able to hear it now click on this > 2:06
What's so bad listened to it. Oh yeah I'm r/notlikegoodhumanbeinge :)
That was the actual sound a rubber chicken would make if it could die
Thanks , my ears are bleedinh :)
wAIT THIS HAS OVER 50 LIKES TYSM YALL QWQ
I’m sorry for that
Alastor: Ladies and gentlemen and that Technicolor river in-between
Me: *happy noises*
(Not sure bout my gender yet but hearing that made me happy)
Serotonin 100,000
I've been trans for a while.
May I ask for an update on your gender?
@@edwardbo4666 agender! Sometimes I feel more masc or fem but mostly agender (ik it's called agenderflux but I feel more comfortable with agender as a lable)
@@strawberrybannajams 👍
5:03
i'm wearing headphones and *i'm scared.*
Angel: **breaths**
Alastor: skippity bop and dada **explosions**
3:35 I love how angle screams no 😂
angle
Angle, lol
RUclips is the only platform where hundreds of people are "first"
Have you met tiktok
try Webtoons (the Naver app)
almost everyone is "first"
No need to feel ashamed Sir Pentious- I too am an Adam Sandler fan 😂😂😂😂
Thumb nail: WHEEEEEEZE
Me: cheers I'll drink to that
2:18 Me: Good I wanna meet Alastor and angel dust!
FU-
シ Alastor シ hi
@@green_lettuce no worries Al i fangirl Angel dust -w-
That Lucifer meme has always been my favorite as it was. Lol yes
my second
2:07 what happened and what caused ed to wheeze so hard it's also my favorite part
edit: jfc if you were gonna reply dont make a fucking drama in the replies i made this comment 4 months ago anyways
visable confuse
@@shroffotoplays *visable confuse too*
again?......What's the brand of the the drug?!
1. No ones watched it yet
2. 20 people just commented which doesnt mean views
3. And just liked doesnt mean views either
1 view is 1 person who watched the whole video.
@@halenberdeski6625 clam dwon
"if your turned on just turn off... here click!"
WHEEZE
Angel: *walks into a room*
Alastor: Well everyone, today is a good day to burn down the hotel:D
2:19 is my favourite by far *wheezing as we speak*🤣🤣
"TELL ME what you're doing" I love that clip
"I'll prove all the doubters wrong you can die twice."
Doomslayer be like
1:11 a excuse to live with my crush
Fact : most people watching this skipped the intro because it's Hella loud
Me: I need more 💅👁️👃👁️💅
💞🔫
Nobody:
Alastor: 'Grabs remote' I'm turning you off..!
That knock fucked me up considering my door was on the side of my ear the knock came from, I swear almost had a heart attack
love the highlights, hate the ear rape, seizure-inducing intro
I was wearing my headphones in that knock on the door scared the shit out of me lol
То чувство когда нихера не понимаешь, но все равно угараешь :DDD
THIS IS WHAT THEY DO WHEN THERE DRUNK!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
When ur so early u can see the first and early comments but amazing vid
Angel dust: i can su-
Alastor: IM GOOD! IM GOOD IM GOOD IM GOOD!
me: never talk, sh** about alastor
Alastor: “At my window” *hello*
Me: AAAAA-
“5 minutes later”
Alastor: 1:08
This is where I got the idea -> 0:58
5:03 I almost pooped my pants with the knocking
Me: Watching this while having cramps
Cramps: Time to ruin your laughter
I love your intro(how did you get?)
Fearless
Ohh thanks!
Editing world
3:39 I laughed waaaaay to fucking hard at that like.... Way to hard idk why
From 1:14 to 1:50
Alastor is absolutely me XD
Alastor: *giving me a death threat*.
Me: 👀 💧
Angel: HEY ALASTOR, YER MOM'S GAY!
Me: *broken tea-kettle noises*.
**Aye’s in PAIN**
I WHEEZED *SO HARD-*
3:34
Angel: let me see what you have!
Alastor: *a knife*
Angel: NO-
This is bringing me back to the good old day of animations well mostly animatic vines and memes but still very nice.
3:33 oh god I died😂😂😂😂
Strange how Alastair use a modern day remote when he hates technology but old technology......but funny
Snakeman : H
Alaster: *laughs*
5:02
*knock at the left*
Me:*turning left and look the window in my room* (because it's on the left side)
Also me: Wtf?
Edit:OMG! 20 like! I know it's not a lot of like but I've never had so many!
(Sry for my bad english)
Ikr it sounds real O.O
_I LOST IT AT “CLICK”!_
2:06 when someone tells me not to laugh
No one:
Angel dust: I can suck you're di-
Alastor: *Burns house down*
Who’s house?
My Freind: u r an angel
Me: were all going to hell~~~~~~~~
Alastor: * being scary *
Angel: YOU'RE MOM GAY!
Alastor: *about to beat Angels ass-*
Sir pentious: H-
Alastor: **demonic W H E E Z E**
Me: xDDD
Ayy we love these
Around 3:15 Al definitely lost a bet
lol 😂😂😂 my friend
sorry my friend I don't feel good but don't worry I am just sick I will feel better soon
3:34 MADE ME FUCKIN DIE OF LAUGHTER!!!!
Angel: Let me see what you have
Alastor: a knife
Angel: nooooooooooo
I without understanding the joke: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤??????
2:42 “at this moment he new he fricked up
Angle:Let me see what you have
Alastor:knife
Angle:Nooooo
Me:🤣🤣🤣
Angle?
?
3:27 Thats really smooth! :0
2:18 Nawww~ Thanks, Lucifer :3 * feels wholesome in U w U*
wha..
vaggie: alastor is so annoying alastor appears out of nowhere: i heard you were talking sh*t about me
no one:
Alastor: *PASS THE CONVOSIEH*
Drunk Alastor is the best 😂
I literally died of laughter at 1:05
Angle:oh Alastor ;) alastor: o_O stop flirting with me angle:no your stuck with me ;) alastor:OMFCKING GOD JUST STOP FLIRTING WITH ME I HAD ENOUGH
Angel dust: what do you have Alistair
Alistair: a knife
Angel dust: noooooooooooooooo
Me: oh my God it's a meme except with the correct voice acting
3:25 this is by far the FUNNIEST shit I've seen all fucking day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THAT KNOCK ON THE DOOR SOUNDED SO FUCKING REAL! IT ACTUALLY SCARED ME!
1:06
ALESTOR:so as I-
Angel dust:I-
ALESTOR:NOPE*burns down hotel* :)
1:49 awwww poor sir pentious I can relate 😢
3:34 this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
4:30
Amazingly enough, Alastor the asexual is funny when he panics :3
Lol
no one: Alistor being a ace icon: 1:34
The knock at 5:03 I thought someone actually knocked XD
Alastor: I'm gonna turn you off click.
3:27 i absolutely died at this part
3:43
Theory: Lucifer has white teeth because he ate an apple a day to keep the doctor away
I love the idea of Alastor being a tired asexual
I laughed too hard 🤣
3:33 i couldnt breath from laughter
I love the intro tho!
1:05 SO TRUE😂😂😂
5:03 i actually checked my door..