also: no, people who are too poor to afford a day off because "sick pay" isn't a mandatory thing. I wish sick people could just stay home; but if my kid brings home a virus, my partner can't afford to not go to both of his jobs. It's shitty but true.
Right?! Also, here, we only get five unexcused absences for the first half of the year, and five more for the other. So what if you're sick, but don't go to the doctor's for a doctor note since you know you'll be fine? That's a problem for me since whenever I'm sick, I never really go to the doctor unless if it's like really bad and lasting longer than at least three days I think. If the school district wants me to get everyone sick, then so be it.
Colleges: what you miss in class is on you. My college: If you miss a day no matter the reason you miss all content of that days class and lose half a letter grade
Now rewatching this video over a year later... I wish that more people got to see this well informed well thought out video. This video really did age well but shows just how optimistic most people were back then.
Legends had that the world shall be destroyed by the so tortured animals infecting the human civilization to it's deepest levels. Fortunately, heroes would rise above the ashes, those who had never had contact with the exterior world and, therefore, never were subjected to the plague; they would be called “the introverts”, the founders of a new civilization.
I actually think it did age well because of what he said at the beginning about this you not being accurate at the point he made it, and that he hasn't done a 180 by saying here that masks should not be worn, he's discussed benefits and problems and said listen to official recommendations so I really liked this
My thoughts back in January: I hope this isn't going to be bad. March: I hope the wave dies down soon. July (second wave): I hope my grandchildren get to go to a concert one day.
THIS is the sad truth. As well as companies not giving enough sick days, so people can actually AFFORD to stay home when they're sick.. #thesystemisbroken
"Try to avoid people." Me, an introvert: *This is what I've been training for* Edit: Holy frik, thanks for the likes. It's the most I've ever gotten. O.o
I can't count how many tweets I've seen spreading this around and giving it almost the same treatment as being black plague 2.0. Albeit some were joking since I'm sure they probably know it's not a thing to panic over, but many more are actually spreading false rumors around and even adding to it that's only garnering more retweets. It's more frustrating to see them passing those around rather then the legitimate sources that educate and ensure people don't blindly make it worse.
Its why I don't watch the news or media in general anymore, you just can't seem to trust anyone. They don't inform you anymore, they just twist the truth so they can get more money and alot are biased. Its really sad.
Watching this two months later after following this story, and I'm still impressed by Dr. Mike's levelheadedness and his use of straight-forward facts. He never comes off as dismissive or flippant - just aware and direct. Everything he said then holds up now, and I especially appreciate him addressing the fact that things change based on the information we have (and boy have they changed). Thank you, Dr. Mike, for being a voice of reason in a very strange time.
Thank for that last part of your comment about him saying things can change. People are now criticizing him for the things he said back when we didn't have all the informations we have now. I think they were not attentive enough because he did warn that the situation was evolving
@@anhphi100 That is so stupid. He should have known, it was all foreseeable from the virus’s genetic structure that was so particularly long and dangerous.
I bite my nails ALL the time (I do it when I’m stressed and I’m almost always stressed) so I’m done for. But I don’t leave my house to much so I have That going for me
Hi There, Well have you seen how many dysfunctional families and the worry of not having a future due to the entire world dying? I mean, I don’t blame us for being anxious practically every single day.
Or, you could just provide doctor's notes about your medical check up and explain the situation of your sickness thoroughly. Rules are made so that people can function effectively within their roles, but it doesn't mean that there won't be an exception to some special cases. Rules are made by humans, so the only way to break the rules (for good reasons) is to talk to humans like a human being.
@@ginsan8198 My school has made it painfully clear that no matter if it's an excuse absent or not, you still have to make up hours. Hopefully not everyone's school is like this
@@ginsan8198 idealisticlly that would work, reality on the other hand is a whole different beast...I failed some subjects due to getting sick and at my university two sick absences were simply considered one and that's it... that's how far their consideration went!
My job is complete the opposite. I work with kids and we have regulations. If there is ANY suspicion that ANYone in your household has a particular infectious disease (like chicken pox or measles) you are NOT allowed to come to work. I legit had to sign two forms regarding this. Also I live in a country where health insurance pays the company if you are more than three days sick.
Staying home when you're sick is so tough when you live in the US. I've had some co workers come in when they were so sick, even stomach bugs etc because they ran out of sick leave. Not even just a matter of not getting paid, you sometimes risk losing health insurance for that month depending on how your pay is structured! What a b.s.!!!
Oh my gosh you’re the only person I’ve ever met outside of an anime video who has a saiki profile picture I don’t want to be that person but i literally never see saiki anywhere aaaaa
Well if they are un-excused absents then yes you will lose credit. But if they are excused then no. My cousin missed a full month of class cause she had surgery. Didn’t lose any credit. She was just a little behind but she caught up.
Dr. Mike: "alert but not anxious" Me: *touching my chin and lips because thats what i do when im focused and anxious* Dr. Mike: "don't touch your face"
No need to panic. It’s all just fear-mongering again by the media and medical industry. This happens every year if people didn’t notice. Lots of other things that are contagious around the world that no one is talking about they you don’t ever give a second thought about. Eat right and exercise to keep your immune system strong. You’ll be ok and ignore the fear-mongrels.
Avoid contact with people: Introverted people:OH YEAH THIS GOING TO BE EASY Antisocial people:OH YEAH THIS IS MY JAM Extroverted people: I guess I’ll die then 🤷🏼♀️
there is this girl and she doesn't have the cornavirus ( I hope ) but she is coughing and sick and we keep telling her to go home and she wont go home. and i dont want to be a bum and tell her to stay away from me but she literary jokes that she wants to get people sick. and idk what to do.
“They are making a vaccine for the Coronavirus” Anti-vaxx moms: *E S S E N T I A L O I L T I M E* EDIT: HOLY FEKEN SHAT why am I getting so much support lord I’m getting more likes than my friends subscribers all together
@@scp_redacted989 Schizoid personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment and apathy. Meanwhile Antisocial personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a long-term pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. A low moral sense or conscience is often apparent, as well as a history of crime, legal problems, or impulsive and aggressive behavior.
I was making a transcript of the video for my English class and just wanted to take a second to appreciate, how there is over 1500 words of useful, well-researched information in just under 10 minutes.
9. If sick, stay at home Sick students: still forced to go to school Edit: instead of saying thanx for the likes, ill say youre welcome for the quality meme
Schools: Stay home if you’re sick Me: Stays home 1 day Schools: Well now you’re 4 chapters behind, you have 10 assignments, 7 tests, and 5 lunch detentions because the teachers said you should have gotten that homework done anyways.
Update for March! Cases:86993 Deaths:2979 Recoveries:42596 (The chances of you getting corona are low, but the chances of you dying from it are SUPER LOW, as long as you stay healthy
@@Dylan-qj8gj noooo. They die there because they dont have respirators for everyone. It's called prioritizing, and its 44% as of yesterday. You really think that's just old people?
They cant fire you if you have a note from your Doc that you have this virus. Unless, of course, the place you work doesnt follow the labor laws. In that case, QUIT and get a good job 🤨
Stanley Post by the time you get to the doctor you would have gotten better. Going to the doctor just spreads it to others. Better to just stay home when you have any flu.
@@MrTunapie Use to work at Walmart, you would get a "occurance" for staying home due to being sick, basically meaning if you were sick and stayed home for a few days you would be fired. I once got an occurance despite the fact i had a work note and was literally taken in at an ER.
For real though, I remember making jokes about it with my friend like it was yesterday, and here we are almost a year after in a horrible pandemic. at least the vax is coming soon.
I catched some weird "flue" few days ago, I have exact same symptoms as Mike said. I catched it when I was visiting my sister, she is a student. After that day she was kind enough to tell me that recently some students were in freakin' China but they had to go back because of that virus. Since that day I am living on an edge and can't stop thinking about it : D But yet 6 days later I am still living, taking some medication and hoping for the best xd
2nd of April, aah so sweet and innocent. How little did we know back then. Haven't seen my parents in 2 weeks (high risk goup) haven't been out shopping, social life? Yeah, online gaming with the voices of my fiends in my ears. Two friends infected, one possible carrier. All but 3 work at home, thousand+ deaths in my country, more infected. Wish we were more strict back then.
Stacey Hendriks the curse of hindsight. We will get through this. The world we will step into will be a lot different from the one we left behind, but WE will survive and persist. Take care of yourself, wherever you are!
HOW TO EVERYTHING ON WINDOWS 10 it’s not a dangerous virus, your immune system can fight it off very very well as long as you’re not immune compromised
The less time on phone, the more exercise you may get, the better mental and physical health you would have, the lesser your symptoms would be if you contract the virus. Mum is right.
“Is a threat. Not a crisis”
The most important phrase at the moment
Alert, not anxious.
Hitler in 1938 be like
FACTS
FEnCSERX he said “yet”
Or maybe he already got all of us and he’s starting to activate the symptoms ?
I’ve been eating three apples a day and this guy still comes up in my recommended
You messed up the recipe thats why. Just 1
Try android
An apple a day... not 3.
cp1307 so disgusting yet so funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Try to avoid sick people"
Mike I avoid people as a general rule.
LOL
same mate, same
SAMMMEEE
haha love your comment dude
Yupppp
I came back here to see what it was like on January 29th
Top 10 Awesome same
Me too we had no idea what was coming
Me too
Same
we had no idea what was coming.
Dr. Mike: "if you're sick, stay home."
The military: no.
My father: No!
also: no, people who are too poor to afford a day off because "sick pay" isn't a mandatory thing. I wish sick people could just stay home; but if my kid brings home a virus, my partner can't afford to not go to both of his jobs. It's shitty but true.
My mom isnt the military
@@SnowiiGaming try defying her
School: no.
schools: stay home when you're sick
also schools: tests everyday, learning something new everyday, a ton of hw
Right?! Also, here, we only get five unexcused absences for the first half of the year, and five more for the other. So what if you're sick, but don't go to the doctor's for a doctor note since you know you'll be fine? That's a problem for me since whenever I'm sick, I never really go to the doctor unless if it's like really bad and lasting longer than at least three days I think. If the school district wants me to get everyone sick, then so be it.
Colleges: what you miss in class is on you.
My college: If you miss a day no matter the reason you miss all content of that days class and lose half a letter grade
Also work, but instead of lost learning, you lose money or even your job.
And if you miss a couple of tests being one week sick professors will make you recover them in the same day
My school says to go even if your sick..
YEAH NAH
“Alert not anxious!” The best possible quote for that moment!
YES, I really hate anxiety so this was what I needed
@@deoxysfan3240 i have axiety all the time. i dont see any diference actually.
People with the normal flu: Ight imma stay home. People with Covid-19: So anyway I started travelling
Fatima Mohamed ismail doesn’t have anything to do with the comment but we have the same name :)
The Gaming Aquarius EYYYYY Twins lmao
Me: *anxiously sweating*
Dr Mike: “Alert not anxious”
Me: *alertly sweating*
Rofl😂😂
Hahhaaha
😆
LMAOAJAJAHSJKSK
LMFAO!!!
When he said the date this felt like a post apocalyptic movie
Lol I was thinking that too
The little media compilation at the beginning of the movie before things go wrong
Waking dead be like
Exactly how I felt
“Avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth.”
Me: *starts itching everywhere he just said*
What a chad
I'm always touching my face tho. It's a nervous habit. Yikes
Wiped my nose whilst reading this
Sunflxwerr. Yellow yessssssss
babies: avoid what?
Now rewatching this video over a year later... I wish that more people got to see this well informed well thought out video.
This video really did age well but shows just how optimistic most people were back then.
College: "Stay in your room when sick to prevent the spread of disease."
Also college: "Miss two classes and you automatically fail!"
Cassandra Todd lmfao
TRUUUUUUUUU
Cassandra Todd missing two days of college is like missing for a whole week or two.
Wear a surgical mask
You must go to my school!
“Keep at least 6 feet in between you and the sick person”
I do that all the time with healthy people
Dowoon's English 😭😭
🤣
Dowoon's English I stay like 100 feet away
Same, man!
I do it with Boku no hero fan boys
Doctor mike: STAY HOME
Introverts: already on that
Haha
Love it!!
I CANT STAY HOME I HAVE SCHOOL BRUH THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!
Frs lol☠☠ being an introvert is a good behalf on our note hehe
Legends had that the world shall be destroyed by the so tortured animals infecting the human civilization to it's deepest levels. Fortunately, heroes would rise above the ashes, those who had never had contact with the exterior world and, therefore, never were subjected to the plague; they would be called “the introverts”, the founders of a new civilization.
“only 5 cases in the US” this really did not age well
"theres no reason to panic"
“We can handle it”
“Zero deaths so far” (in US)
"Internationally there are about 30 cases"
I actually think it did age well because of what he said at the beginning about this you not being accurate at the point he made it, and that he hasn't done a 180 by saying here that masks should not be worn, he's discussed benefits and problems and said listen to official recommendations so I really liked this
“Try avoiding sick people”
My parents: “Cough”
Me: aight imma head out
My class mate : “cough”
Me : be purged by holy fire
😂😂😂
Midway 69 wtffffff😂
It is funny but let’s refrain from jokes about such a serious thing
@@wisdom23feb62 no
Doctors: Stay at home so you can avoid getting others sick.
Schools, jobs and exams: lol that’s cute
Haha my favourite comment!!
If ur sick
They already closed all schools and businesses in Shanghai
Yeah for some reason the landlord doesn't seem to care if I'm sick and don't get paid.
@@mono8476 if you wait till your sick probably already infecting others
"Alert, not anxious"
Me, with anxiety: umm...easier said than done
I’ve found it helps to make jokes about things that would otherwise make me extremely anxious, that’s always something you could try.
Beep me, who lives in the US where there is five (5) people sick: did someone say, *Anxiety???*
Mind is racing
Same here. Trying to diagnose myself with it 5 times a day 🤣
S A M E
My thoughts back in January:
I hope this isn't going to be bad.
March: I hope the wave dies down soon.
July (second wave): I hope my grandchildren get to go to a concert one day.
Def not a second wave yet here, sadly
@Leafbou There was no second wave cuz it did not die down
you can't have a second wave if the first one doesn't end
March 2021: I hope my great-grandchildren get to sit down and eat inside of restaurants eventually
don't put your hands on your face
*literally rubbing my eyes as he said that*
"That includes eyes, ears, nose...."
Picking my nose while hes saying this.
same I was like “um whoops”
Lol
Same
Same thing with me but with my nose
doctors: stay home if you believe youe sick
school: *no*
In my school they make it really clear not to come if we are sick or not feeling well
Ya the virus will be in the school and they will still tell you to stay it’s such BS
Then the school is not following protocol and should be reported to the proper health authorities
I'm sick
Principal of School: Lets not affect the academics of the children.
Him: avoid contact
Me, who’s online schooled, a complete shut in, and has no friends and never talks to anyone or leaves their room: epic
marsiie that’s me except I also have a kid who has to go to school lol
I go to school good for you
I have exams rn, so I've been home for a month and go to uni for exams only - AMAZING 🙃 however social life is dead yall
You:I am safe
Air that you are breathing:I'mma destroy this man's career
Lol I’m literally exactly the same😂
watching this actually makes me feel like I came from the future and have all the secrets, its weird
Same
Doctor Mike: "Please stay home if you're sick."
American Managers: "If you have a pulse you can still work."
XD
THIS is the sad truth. As well as companies not giving enough sick days, so people can actually AFFORD to stay home when they're sick.. #thesystemisbroken
Even then they'll expect you to get your shift covered.
This is my mum i had a high fever and was coughing and sneezing alot and she said "you're still going to work Jessica"
Blacksun388 *gets 7 beats per minute*
When he said Vaccines, I thought: Oh man, those anti-vaxxers are so dead
Theyre gonna be fine, theyre just gonna get others killed
And that's good news.
Hopefully. Sorry for their kids however.
That was my exact thought
Is it bad that that brings me joy?? 😬
“Try to avoid sick people”
Huh, maybe that’s why I’m so lonely right now
yeh maybeeeee
hello austin. btw super bowl 2020 is boring
I watched this a year ago in a cafe next to campus trying to cool myself down from the anxiety, here we are now.
Mike: ”Avoid sick people”
Me: I’m a doctor.
That's rough man stay safe
im a pharmacist lol
Hahahahahaha
Omg that Dramione pfp 😍🤧
Well there goes strategy one out the window 😂😂😂
Doctor Mike: avoid people
Introverts: Just like the simulations boys
If he is an introvert than there won't be boys
@@_mehul_22_ Introverts on the internet are different
/r whoosh
@@simplyace7707 stop
@@simplyace7707 r/ihavereddit
Mike: “Keep a distance of six feet away from a person who’s coughing”
Me: I work in customer service.
ME TOO. LORDS HELP US.
Sameeeee
Same
Seanna Renée Same
Seanna Renée I work at a daycare 🙈
'' Try to avoid sick people''
Me, a cashier: it doesnt work like that
I feel that except I work at a daycare
how don't they get scared by seeing you
Wear gloves lol. When you finish get rid of them
Sarmad lol you talking to me or ? Cuz you best not be bringing that negativity around here lmao
@@00atheer00 Ok,when I finish,I will get rid of those kind of people.
*brb*
"Avoid contact to people"
Me an introvert:
*My time has come*
zewsker same
Im an introvert but i have school
Same. Although I start Uni soon which is like School again. I'm going to major in health science.
@@bourisb24yearsago11 same
YEP!
"Try to avoid people."
Me, an introvert: *This is what I've been training for*
Edit: Holy frik, thanks for the likes. It's the most I've ever gotten. O.o
Oooo trueeee!!!
Yeahhh I’ve been prepared my whole life!
also me: *I can put myself to use this time*
Facts
_introverts rise up_
Dr. Mike: “Do NOT touch your face”
me: *laying down resting my head on my hand, realizes what i’m doing, slowly pulls hand away from head*
Really?🤦♂️
knight Raider yes really
@@elytrumi um ... yea ... was not talking to you🤦♂️
knight Raider
how’d you figure that one out shitlock homes
I've been rubbing my eyes for the longest 😣
I’m living for the fact he says “just because it’s been tweeted a bunch of times doesn’t make it true” so sad this even has to be explained
I can't count how many tweets I've seen spreading this around and giving it almost the same treatment as being black plague 2.0. Albeit some were joking since I'm sure they probably know it's not a thing to panic over, but many more are actually spreading false rumors around and even adding to it that's only garnering more retweets.
It's more frustrating to see them passing those around rather then the legitimate sources that educate and ensure people don't blindly make it worse.
Its why I don't watch the news or media in general anymore, you just can't seem to trust anyone. They don't inform you anymore, they just twist the truth so they can get more money and alot are biased. Its really sad.
Symptoms:
Cough
Shortness of Breath
Me being an asthmatic: *oh shoot*
Bro, same
Omg im Asthmatic
Same!!!
Asthma squad
Same here
“try avoiding sick people”
*works at hospital*
Michelle Lin 😂
Whoever you are
R/woooosh
@@lofi_bunny_a.m9890 umm
Yikes healthcare workers are at high risk of getting these viruses it's pretty scary
Me😂😂🚶♀️
Mike : it’s not a crisis
Me, May 2020: well it became a pandemic.
And crisis
It became a pandemic on March 9th.
"try avoiding sick people"
*me a person that goes to school*:
uhm. that's not going to happen
One time the flu got so bad at my school the principal shut it down for 2 weeks
200 likes only me and some other person replied
Me to you: He said "DO YOUR BEST to avoid sick people."
Mîdnîght Gacha r/thathappened
@@davids.3724 probably did.
*Doctor Mike:* "Don't touch your face!"
*Me:* begins compulsively touching face.
Only with clean hands!!!
@@DoctorMike what about gloves?
When he said that I was already resting my head on my hand with my fingers on my cheek. Im smrt.
Don't touch your face???? The average human touches theyre face every seconds lol
@@animalconservationist6032 it's actually 26 times a minute
2019: Doctor Mike plays Plague Inc.
2020: Plague Inc plays Doctor Mike.
😂😂😂
You know I was actually thinking about plague inc as soon as I heard about the outbreak🤭
Ishaan Lonial in school we kept joking about the game such as going to greenland
Now that is some good comedy
Watched that video just half an hour ago. RUclips knows what's up.
Watching this two months later after following this story, and I'm still impressed by Dr. Mike's levelheadedness and his use of straight-forward facts. He never comes off as dismissive or flippant - just aware and direct. Everything he said then holds up now, and I especially appreciate him addressing the fact that things change based on the information we have (and boy have they changed). Thank you, Dr. Mike, for being a voice of reason in a very strange time.
Same here. I am watching videos from the start of the pandemic, and Dr. Mike's hold up the best.
Thank for that last part of your comment about him saying things can change. People are now criticizing him for the things he said back when we didn't have all the informations we have now. I think they were not attentive enough because he did warn that the situation was evolving
hehehehe
@@anhphi100 That is so stupid. He should have known, it was all foreseeable from the virus’s genetic structure that was so particularly long and dangerous.
"Don't touch your face"
Me: *slowly and shamefully lowers my hands from my face*
Sameeee
i wasn't even touching my own face.....it was my gf's face........oops? :(
oh... I had to do the same you know haha
@@echelon2k8 😂😂
I bite my nails ALL the time (I do it when I’m stressed and I’m almost always stressed) so I’m done for. But I don’t leave my house to much so I have That going for me
Mike: Alert, not anxious.
Me: Anxious, not alert.
My mom won’t let me stay at home unless I’m burning hot or throwing up xD
Colby and Brennen 😂🙋🏻♀️ me
Pathfinder7007 my mom would send me to school if i was throwing up had a fever of 202 and look like a zombie 🥴
How much did they pay him to say all of this.
Did doctor Mike come in a 9gag post?
"Alert, not anxious"
Every anxious person: We don't do that here
Me 😬
I think we should be anxious if everyone bought out masks on Amazon and every other site.
AHAHA I love this because it’s true
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂
Totally me
2 months later: everything canceled... everyone staying at home except when hoarding toilet paper at the store
200k predicted deaths just in the U.S ._.
@@PunsandPixels watch properly he said "is not a crisis *yet* "
2:35
People who use bidets, “Noobs”.
squash 101 just past it surprisingly :(
Dr. Mike: “Stay alert, not anxious.”
Me: “We clearly haven’t met.”
Helena Rosno haha... same 😖
Helena Rosno I mean it’s true, you haven’t actually met him.
THIS
Hi There,
Well have you seen how many dysfunctional families and the worry of not having a future due to the entire world dying?
I mean,
I don’t blame us for being anxious practically every single day.
Yeah, I get anxiety a lot and not much I can do to calm down. Every time someone mentions this I get anxiety.
Doctor mike: "please stay home if you're sick"
school systems: " if you miss more than 3 days of school credits will be taken away for than semester"
pacwoman the pacman frog sooo ridiculous. Needs to be changed ):
ikr
Or, you could just provide doctor's notes about your medical check up and explain the situation of your sickness thoroughly. Rules are made so that people can function effectively within their roles, but it doesn't mean that there won't be an exception to some special cases. Rules are made by humans, so the only way to break the rules (for good reasons) is to talk to humans like a human being.
@@ginsan8198 My school has made it painfully clear that no matter if it's an excuse absent or not, you still have to make up hours. Hopefully not everyone's school is like this
@@ginsan8198 idealisticlly that would work, reality on the other hand is a whole different beast...I failed some subjects due to getting sick and at my university two sick absences were simply considered one and that's it... that's how far their consideration went!
Dr. Mike: If you're sick stay home
Job: lol not if you want a job tomorrow
My job is complete the opposite. I work with kids and we have regulations. If there is ANY suspicion that ANYone in your household has a particular infectious disease (like chicken pox or measles) you are NOT allowed to come to work. I legit had to sign two forms regarding this.
Also I live in a country where health insurance pays the company if you are more than three days sick.
School is the same, and I hate it.
Evergreen Tree Germany?
Staying home when you're sick is so tough when you live in the US. I've had some co workers come in when they were so sick, even stomach bugs etc because they ran out of sick leave. Not even just a matter of not getting paid, you sometimes risk losing health insurance for that month depending on how your pay is structured! What a b.s.!!!
@@lr5848 yep
Me: *Has coronavirus*
School Nurse: just put a bandaid on it
other school nurse: here’s an ice pack
Teacher: Your faking your not puking. All of the other people in school: x-x
Or a wet paper towel
😂😂
Every Nurse in History: *IcE pAcKs*
Doctor Mike: talking about serious stuff.
Me: That's a nice watch.
It's a pretty color
Skillamaroo so I’m not the only one
Who could say no to an AP RO.
When your rich and you know it flex your watch⌚⌚
and shirt.
Google search: I have fever, and cough
Top results: common cold, coronavirus
@@JerryTheAsian fooking *legend*
You forgot cancer. Everything is cancer in those pages.
Google is definitely leading you astray. The common cold would not have a fever. That's one of The Tell-Tale signs between a cold and the flu.
@@xBaphometHx or it's just "you have depression" / "you have OCD."
He precisely said that ONE of the strains of the Coronavirus causes common cold and that it is NOT the novel one
"try to avoid people"
Me: *I've been looking forward to this*
OMG same 😂
Mike: avoid contact
Introverts: *Just like the simulations*
*“If sick stay home”*
Meanwhile
*”Miss ten days and you lose class credit”*
@@Yesica1993 or lose the whole job lol
Oh my gosh you’re the only person I’ve ever met outside of an anime video who has a saiki profile picture I don’t want to be that person but i literally never see saiki anywhere aaaaa
If im even late 3 times i lose class credit...
Well if they are un-excused absents then yes you will lose credit. But if they are excused then no. My cousin missed a full month of class cause she had surgery. Didn’t lose any credit. She was just a little behind but she caught up.
SAIKI
"Try avoiding sick people."
*laughs in social anxiety*
just don't have social anxiety its not that hard
@@baljeet7217 you just solved social anxiety
@@tanjiro57 i know im so smart
@@baljeet7217 uno reverse card
Baljeet I still have it :’)
any one watching this nearly 60 days after ?
April 2020 here ☹
I’m looking for an Updated Version
May 13th.
June 20. That’s all I need to say
Nvm it’s now June 21st 😂. That’s all I have to say
Dr. Mike using reliable information to educate the people.
Educating and avoiding the fake news is very important in these times. Thanks.
Except that all the international institutions don't have the real numbers. Only the CCP knows. And you can bet they won't reveal it.
GafanhotoGamer it's all public info.... scientist need data. Cmon
“Try to avoid sick people”
Works at a pharmacy 😅
BTS makes us all feel better
@@Human4Peace it also represents spam
I work at a gas station so lots of customers that don’t cover there mouth when coughing small shop nd aircon -。（−＿−；）
Same 🤦♀️
Al Marcel ignorant reply
“Do not travel to China”
*Anxious laughters as my parents forced me to travel to china during the chinese new year despite my clear refusal*
Are you still in china tho
Vanessa Ip My guy, you gotta get tested.
Show them this video or try to convince them not to go..your health is more important
Maria Ν. Chinese new year already happened so I’m guessing she already went..
@@maria.822 Bruh, chinese new year already happened. How could you cancel the past?
Man, it's crazy watching this right now in 2021
Dr. Mike: "alert but not anxious"
Me: *touching my chin and lips because thats what i do when im focused and anxious*
Dr. Mike: "don't touch your face"
He said mucus membrane mean any wet surface on your face your snott. Tears. Saliva
@@blackblaze4830 i know
Lonesome Kiddo LOL THAT THREW ME OFF
No need to panic. It’s all just fear-mongering again by the media and medical industry. This happens every year if people didn’t notice. Lots of other things that are contagious around the world that no one is talking about they you don’t ever give a second thought about. Eat right and exercise to keep your immune system strong. You’ll be ok and ignore the fear-mongrels.
“Alcohol can help with corona virus”
Me: I used the Corona to destroy the Corona
What if you're too young to drink?
@@lovelydolltime8006 Use methanol in your skin
Lovely Doll Time,
Well bye bye
Lovely Doll Time start digging your grave.
@@lovelydolltime8006 you're only too young to drink if the wrong people catch you
Avoid contact with people:
Introverted people:OH YEAH THIS GOING TO BE EASY
Antisocial people:OH YEAH THIS IS MY JAM
Extroverted people: I guess I’ll die then 🤷🏼♀️
My talent is actually useful for something now!
lol
@@illegal.argument all the extroverts gonna die and we will be the ones only living bwahahahahahaha
Finally, life as it’s meant to be lived
All extroverts die.
Us on reddit: what now?
Crazy to think of where we are now....
@Leafbou about tHat ...
“If someone’s sneezing or coughing stay at least 6 feet away”
*school has entered the chat*
Bruh, literally all of my classmates are coughing and sneezing all over the place and now I'm sneezing and coughing
Bruh, my friend had fever during the temperature taking exercise. I ran out of the class room while my class ran into a panic mode.
... so has the subway.
Emily Connell my Professor coughs in our faces basically, like man stop.
@@jackie3429 URGHHHH
Coronavirus: *Exists*
Plague Inc. and Bio Inc. Players:
*We know everything*
HELLLLL YESSSSSS BABY WE KNOW EVERYTHING
4k infected and 100 deaths already? with blue planes flying around? gl coronavirus
Indonesia survived my Novel Corona Virus 😭😭😭
bois it's time to move to greenland
oh hell yea we do
Mr. Mike: if you're sick, stay home
School: Well yes, but no
That is so true the happiest moment in my life is when i finished high school jesus that was a living hell university is 100 times better...
@@boomksaa3973 try not to use the name of the Lord invain
there is this girl and she doesn't have the cornavirus ( I hope ) but she is coughing and sick and we keep telling her to go home and she wont go home. and i dont want to be a bum and tell her to stay away from me but she literary jokes that she wants to get people sick. and idk what to do.
@@pt-sylviachen228 pray
@@MO-xo5du Hail Satan.
Watching this in May 2021 is crazy. 3,000,000 people dead worldwide from SARS-Covid-19 to date and still growing.
“They are making a vaccine for the Coronavirus”
Anti-vaxx moms: *E S S E N T I A L O I L T I M E*
EDIT: HOLY FEKEN SHAT
why am I getting so much support
lord I’m getting more likes than my friends subscribers all together
Bring forth the crystals.
Erinn C-B ah yes, the solution to every soccer moms problem
Ever looked up that patent number on that coronavirus? And who’s involved in the production of the vaccine for Coronavirus? It’s interesting.
This straight up made me C R Y oh my god 😂
Not many moms are anti vax, it’s usually weird aunties who have cats as children. And rawr xD boys.
Just move to Slovakia, we’re like 20 years behind everything.
It's hard to infect Slovakia in Plague inc
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Serbia too bro hahahah
😂😂😂
@@rapdevil2156 ne samo Srbija, nego ceo Balkan
Mike: avoid contact
Asocials:that’s where we shine boys
(Edited antisocial to asocial):Guysss this is only a personal mild joke æ
Actually it's Schizoid personality disorder what you're talking about. Anyway great joke 👍
@@Valeschannel r/imverysmart
@@scp_redacted989 Schizoid personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency toward a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment and apathy. Meanwhile Antisocial personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a long-term pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. A low moral sense or conscience is often apparent, as well as a history of crime, legal problems, or impulsive and aggressive behavior.
@@millwalllover3633 now you can put it on r/imverysmart
@@KnigthMare69 but it's true though!! I didnt know until like last week when I learned it in my psych class :>
I was making a transcript of the video for my English class and just wanted to take a second to appreciate, how there is over 1500 words of useful, well-researched information in just under 10 minutes.
Yes Doctor Mike is really an incredible doctor. I really like his way of talking and informing us with reliable informations and sources
9. If sick, stay at home
Sick students: still forced to go to school
Edit: instead of saying thanx for the likes, ill say youre welcome for the quality meme
If youre an asian, you must go to school
*me a student that doesnt have to go to school when im sick* wait what
We must need vitamins
Anesa Demolli same
last school year the flu spread around my school and literally half the students were out for days! i was so glad i didn’t get it
Mike: Avoid sick people
Me who just started medical school: well no comments
*laughs in nurse
*laughs with nurse in er sonographer
I feel like someone who started medical school wouldnt have a minion pfp
hypnocrypt y not!? Leave em be who they wanna be! I believe in u! If u wanna look like a pill u do u
@@sweedereed going to med school doesn't change a person's entire personality, if they love minions or kitty cats why not 😂
Schools: Stay home if you’re sick
Me: Stays home 1 day
Schools: Well now you’re 4 chapters behind, you have 10 assignments, 7 tests, and 5 lunch detentions because the teachers said you should have gotten that homework done anyways.
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Ok
The LavaCow almost same
And exams approaching soon
@@f.b.i4051 u r everywhere!! Is ur job commenting
?😂😁
Update for March!
Cases:86993
Deaths:2979
Recoveries:42596
(The chances of you getting corona are low, but the chances of you dying from it are SUPER LOW, as long as you stay healthy
U r hot
Unless you live in Italy where it's a 39% deathrate atm.
@@Froven80 because the old dies where mostly the young survive
@@Dylan-qj8gj noooo. They die there because they dont have respirators for everyone. It's called prioritizing, and its 44% as of yesterday. You really think that's just old people?
@@Froven80 44%? Where did you hear that? It's like 7%.
*Touching my face*
Dr mike: “don’t touch your face”
*sweating intensifies*
@Frazix ohhh im telling ur past ur bedtime
*wipes forehead*
Same thing happened to me haha
Exactly the same
I rub my eyes often without even realizing it. rip lol
Me: **has allergies that make me cough my head off**
Coronavirus: **has symptoms that are coughing and sneezing**
Me: *_oH nO_*
Same
Same here and I'm pretty close to China-
Wtf same
@@threebuttcheekssupremacy oof the virus is already out of the China border
@@idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896 there's a live map count.
Doc Mike: "Try staying at home"
Me an introvert: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
Yesssssssss
Yyyaaasssss! A sista stay in bed under the covers bwahhaah
I got no use for society in general lol
Mood! 😂
Savak Khalid meeee
Parents: GO TO YOUR ROOM AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A DAY!
introverts: *happiness noise*
for some reason I'm watching this in October 2020 and it's just crazy how much has changed since January
Doctor Mike: Stay at home if you feel sick
The work manager: congratulations, you got fired
better safe than sorry
They cant fire you if you have a note from your Doc that you have this virus. Unless, of course, the place you work doesnt follow the labor laws. In that case, QUIT and get a good job 🤨
Stanley Post by the time you get to the doctor you would have gotten better. Going to the doctor just spreads it to others. Better to just stay home when you have any flu.
@@MrTunapie Use to work at Walmart, you would get a "occurance" for staying home due to being sick, basically meaning if you were sick and stayed home for a few days you would be fired. I once got an occurance despite the fact i had a work note and was literally taken in at an ER.
@@riphostile2552 That is Walmart for you.
Dr. Mike: "Try to avoid sick people"
Me: **sick*
Then avoid yourself xD
Getting 1 million subs before 2021? Avoids myself hahaha
1 million subs we goodluck
...
Hey i have seen you acount on demon slayer op
Me too, but I’m staying home
“Stay home if you’re sick, Even if it’s just a common cold”
I can almost hear my boss laughing at this 😭
Trueeee
Just cough in your boss's face!!
Right!! In theory that is a great plan.....but employers don't support that kind of action.
Mariah G lol.
Stay strong. I feel you.
just went through my watch later on youtube and found this video on it.... watching this now is crazy
Avoid contact with people:
Me chillin with 1000+ people in the assembly room when the principal is explaining to us on how to avoid the coronavirus.
😟🤦🏾♀️ ay Dios mio!!!
Where is this?
bebe rivera 😂 Filipino much? Wag. Ganyaan
THAT WAS TODAY FOR ME ASWELL AHAHAH
Don't attend
Dr. Mike: “wash your hands frequently”
Me: **laughs in clean freak**
Same ahaha
I have not related to a comment more
*Laughs in OCD*
*groans in pig*
Same!
The person playing plague inc. started killing too early, now the world is focused on a cure...
LittleLog I can not read anything on this without thinking of that game.
@@aliciaallisonmorgan lmao,
HAHA NOOB PLAYER HUMANITY IS TOO STRONK
The CDC and WHO are on it. (Mostly)
one who played black death had a good run, didn't get Greenland though and cure developed, coronavirus player is noob
Man i remember watching this when this came out, hard to believe 10 months have passed with Covid 19, being a daily threat.
For real though, I remember making jokes about it with my friend like it was yesterday, and here we are almost a year after in a horrible pandemic. at least the vax is coming soon.
@@ristonvesotsky953 fax is made being approved by fda because it can cause algeric reactions to people with alergys
@@Vegeta-bh2uz what
@@ristonvesotsky953 they have a beta vaccination that is being approved this week because they voted 16-4 to approve it I saw on abc news channel 5
@@Vegeta-bh2uz oh yeah i know about that, you were talking about allergies and stuff though
"If you're sick, stay home" LOL tell that to our bosses.
Make tht teachers.
Korean teachers especially in my school is kinda strict.
Im from lila art highschool btw.
My boss makes people leave if they're sick haha
I work in a factory so we share the air and no one wants everyone to give them their diseases
&parents😂
@A380 - 800 big brain plays
@A380 - 800 😂😂🤣🤣 sounds about right
"Avoid contact with other people.."
Me: Oh yes, It's all coming together
69th like👌
I catched some weird "flue" few days ago, I have exact same symptoms as Mike said. I catched it when I was visiting my sister, she is a student. After that day she was kind enough to tell me that recently some students were in freakin' China but they had to go back because of that virus. Since that day I am living on an edge and can't stop thinking about it : D But yet 6 days later I am still living, taking some medication and hoping for the best xd
@D. M. K. If the symptoms continue get a doctor right away and let them know
me anyway
Ew growtopia
Me: has asthma and is coughing
Symptoms: shortness of breath and coughing
Hmm
all tbats left os fever
I already have a cough 🤔
i've had a chest cold all week my dad keeps asking me if i flew to china without him noticing.
me : heavy smoker with short breath and coughing .
me : pikachu face
Omg sameer I'm a gonner
2nd of April, aah so sweet and innocent. How little did we know back then. Haven't seen my parents in 2 weeks (high risk goup) haven't been out shopping, social life? Yeah, online gaming with the voices of my fiends in my ears. Two friends infected, one possible carrier. All but 3 work at home, thousand+ deaths in my country, more infected. Wish we were more strict back then.
Stacey Hendriks the curse of hindsight. We will get through this. The world we will step into will be a lot different from the one we left behind, but WE will survive and persist. Take care of yourself, wherever you are!
Thats sad..hope u are better now
" Prevention is better than cure especially when there is no cure"
It should be prevention is better than dying
I agree
HOW TO EVERYTHING ON WINDOWS 10 it’s not a dangerous virus, your immune system can fight it off very very well as long as you’re not immune compromised
Coronavirus: *makes everyone sick and can make you die *
My mother: “it’s because you’re always on your phone ! “
Wow mom lol
The less time on phone, the more exercise you may get, the better mental and physical health you would have, the lesser your symptoms would be if you contract the virus. Mum is right.
In a way.
@ not really a woosh. She understands the joke but spitting facts.
@ dude stopping wooshing everywhere u go. Like who does NOT get the joke? It's simple.
Dr. Mike: "Please ask question in the comments"
Comments: "No, I don't think I will"
Lmaoo 🤣
Less than two months later, he's literally meeting some random dude off the street to buy N95 masks for his hospital
“Here are some symptoms:”
Me, an asthmatic with a terrible immune system:
Time to become a shut-in
Omg same here
Same here, plus I'm old as dirt
😭😭 I can relate!
Omg same exact thing
Doc Mike: Do not panic.
Infographic show: We may be all dead or hiding in an underground bunker by the time they are watching my video.
Yea I saw that😂
OMG hahahaahh true
Lol
They are savage 😂
I learned a long time ago not to trust the Infograthic Show