SMASHING MY PHONE AFTER REJECTION!!

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @BigDawsTv
    @BigDawsTv  6 лет назад +1610

    Guys please Sub my new channel "The Daily Dropout", not only are we giving away an iPhone XS but I am going to be uploading most of my videos to The Daily Dropout starting in 2019 so if you guys want to stay up tp date, please subscribe :) #FAM - ruclips.net/user/thedailydropout

    • @tilujimee5643
      @tilujimee5643 6 лет назад +9

      wow,,,,,, I'm from nepal, you make good video ,,, I'm your fan,

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 лет назад +5

      Hahahahhaah I just saw something very hideous! I looked in the mirror! But I am the best RUclipsr of this generation so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear bigdaewstv

    • @marcus_1014
      @marcus_1014 6 лет назад +2

      I subscribed

    • @yerrabothuakhil5898
      @yerrabothuakhil5898 6 лет назад +7

      this is super random but can i have the iphone xs

    • @jimfisher8802
      @jimfisher8802 6 лет назад +1

      No.

  • @sirlorrieg6307
    @sirlorrieg6307 6 лет назад +2503

    every girl: i have a bf
    and every guy is single

    • @ceaser8999
      @ceaser8999 6 лет назад +56

      sirlorrie g hypergamy and the 80/20 rule

    • @Jana-qu7rp
      @Jana-qu7rp 6 лет назад +95

      If every girl has a boyfriend
      Then doesn’t all those boyfriends have a girlfriend 🤨

    • @Slime-ez5cg
      @Slime-ez5cg 6 лет назад +80

      @@Jana-qu7rp r/wooosh

    • @JesseDumontt
      @JesseDumontt 6 лет назад +8

      What's the 80/20 rule?

    • @danv2888
      @danv2888 6 лет назад +8

      Then think about what the women say that Guys have high standards for women. When in-fact the standards for a man are often unattainable in one generation. Maybe you can attain it in two generations but you never had kids so....

  • @trumpjongun8831
    @trumpjongun8831 5 лет назад +1501

    There's only 2 people on the whole world, you and a pretty girl.
    Girl: "Sorry, i have a boyfriend"

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 5 лет назад +40

      Trump Jong Un Tell them that humanity’s survival is dependent on that relationship and she will be cheating on her non-existant boyfriend in no time.

    • @shandyalfrido1616
      @shandyalfrido1616 5 лет назад +7

      @@arcturus9366 still no :'(

    • @kylebible
      @kylebible 5 лет назад +2

      347 incels liked this

    • @stareye_1062
      @stareye_1062 5 лет назад +10

      @@kylebible thats what your mom said ooh shit gotem

    • @sfkretro
      @sfkretro 5 лет назад

      Hahahahahaha

  • @sarscov-2942
    @sarscov-2942 5 лет назад +1581

    Sits on the toilet
    toilet: *I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD*

    • @rorymercury9366
      @rorymercury9366 5 лет назад +73

      **Grabs a tissue**
      Tissue: *I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD*

    • @halomc9910
      @halomc9910 5 лет назад +51

      *sits on chair*
      Chair: I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD

    • @rorymercury9366
      @rorymercury9366 5 лет назад +45

      *putting my hand on the desk*
      Desk: I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD

    • @siaaa3345
      @siaaa3345 5 лет назад +35

      Take my notebooks
      Notebooks:I HaVE a BoYfrIenD..

    • @rorymercury9366
      @rorymercury9366 5 лет назад +31

      **grabs pen**
      Pen: I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD

  • @unique7988
    @unique7988 5 лет назад +967

    "I have a boyfriend." Oldest and most boring excuse in the book.

    • @danishrem478
      @danishrem478 5 лет назад +18

      Unique79 i was gonna like this but 69 is a good number

    • @lilbleach3056
      @lilbleach3056 5 лет назад +4

      I'm not gonna like it's at 69

    • @rileygibson242
      @rileygibson242 5 лет назад +17

      Unique79 it is evolving they are saying they are engaged now

    • @lucasdisclosed7558
      @lucasdisclosed7558 5 лет назад +13

      Well what else do you want them to say, it’s probably just the truth

    • @sjj1072
      @sjj1072 4 года назад +1

      It works lol

  • @RamzaBeo
    @RamzaBeo 5 лет назад +2989

    Dude they rejecting you because you pulling out a flip phone in 2018 😂😂

    • @the_hoarder
      @the_hoarder 5 лет назад +42

      Faxxxx 😂😂😂

    • @Sundaws
      @Sundaws 5 лет назад +9

      Flex God hahahhaa

    • @Ali-Mutahir
      @Ali-Mutahir 5 лет назад +25

      That's what he wanted

    • @Mope333
      @Mope333 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao I doubt dat

    • @austinjones5517
      @austinjones5517 5 лет назад +4

      Guess you never heard of the minorities

  • @marwanma7mad573
    @marwanma7mad573 6 лет назад +608

    The title should be "I actually have a boyfriend"

    • @ShaneTodayClips
      @ShaneTodayClips 6 лет назад +1

      Marwan Ma7mad dislike my new vid to vote bigdaws for best prankster over Roman atwood

    • @UMANGPLAYS
      @UMANGPLAYS 6 лет назад +3

      Johhny Bravo: You look like a girl who can use two.

    • @raquelwright1607
      @raquelwright1607 6 лет назад

      Lmao right.

    • @o.g.6605
      @o.g.6605 5 лет назад

      I’m actually engaged

  • @sagarmane6883
    @sagarmane6883 6 лет назад +704

    Every guy is single ..and every girl is in relationship ..wtf happening

    • @krunall.x
      @krunall.x 6 лет назад +121

      Lesbians
      Edit: Thanks for the likes 😂✊👍

    • @paasolo6777
      @paasolo6777 6 лет назад +72

      Dildos bro....girls are never single with them!

    • @someshghumaria4512
      @someshghumaria4512 6 лет назад +19

      Aliens

    • @davein2005
      @davein2005 6 лет назад

      Sagar mane ii

    • @RyanH2198
      @RyanH2198 6 лет назад +9

      Sagar mane every girl is lying 🤥

  • @003kazimehrabrashid4
    @003kazimehrabrashid4 5 лет назад +258

    Company CEO : why should we hire you?
    She : sir, I have a boyfriend.

  • @jayalex2726
    @jayalex2726 6 лет назад +227

    Every college girls favorite line “i have a boyfriend” but catch them Friday nights at the frat parties getting piped down by a team 😂😂

  • @30pigs80
    @30pigs80 5 лет назад +531

    guy: **blinks**
    girl: "I have a boyfriend"

  • @k4yyb333
    @k4yyb333 5 лет назад +295

    They Probably Think You Have Anger Issues😀

  • @Λυκάων
    @Λυκάων 5 лет назад +373

    "I'm engaged"
    They are evolving

  • @iimrtubbsii2704
    @iimrtubbsii2704 5 лет назад +540

    "Sorry, I have a bf"
    "Ha, well, I have a gun"
    *pulls out mac10*

  • @BigE4C
    @BigE4C 4 года назад +236

    Guy kisses his own girlfriend
    Girl: I have a boyfriend

  • @t-rexx4251
    @t-rexx4251 5 лет назад +1494

    Does this man just have an unlimited suply of cellphones?😂

  • @insiderbloker9945
    @insiderbloker9945 5 лет назад +666

    If you show a Lamborghini girl will say they don’t have a boyfriend

    • @pamer7861
      @pamer7861 5 лет назад +6

      Minh Bui yea you right mate

    • @callmej5337
      @callmej5337 5 лет назад +14

      Some of them maybe

    • @07hockeystar07
      @07hockeystar07 5 лет назад +32

      ....with her boyfriend standing right beside her.

    • @yoginc
      @yoginc 5 лет назад +10

      @@07hockeystar07 they'll say that's their sibling/cousin then 😂😂

    • @kylebible
      @kylebible 5 лет назад

      Said the incels

  • @D.Z2000
    @D.Z2000 6 лет назад +544

    99% of rejections caused by his mustache! ☝️😂

  • @freson2569
    @freson2569 6 лет назад +642

    “A lot of Nokia’s was being abused in this video”

  • @Kabulstani
    @Kabulstani 5 лет назад +43

    5:26 the girl asked Dawson “why didn’t you picked me?” Lmaoooo😂

  • @elfsbane3457
    @elfsbane3457 5 лет назад +54

    Guy: Umm...
    Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend
    Guy: *Smashes Iphone X*
    Girl: Actually we just broke up

  • @Roh0io
    @Roh0io 6 лет назад +784

    Video title should be - 'Mario smashes phone after rejection'

  • @amirkhalil99
    @amirkhalil99 6 лет назад +881

    these all will become single if u ask again the same question by standing front of Lamborghini

  • @cheifmudd
    @cheifmudd 5 лет назад +297

    What’s a girl’s favorite pickup line?
    “I have a boyfriend”

    • @danielcuevas7234
      @danielcuevas7234 5 лет назад +2

      nick clizzie LMFAO that's so true OMG

    • @-MAHIRABSARKHAN
      @-MAHIRABSARKHAN 5 лет назад +5

      nick clizzie the nation wants to know why so many boys are single If every girls have a boyfriend...🐸🐸

    • @ARINOXMUSIC
      @ARINOXMUSIC 5 лет назад

      Facts

  • @4lien84
    @4lien84 6 лет назад +166

    Excuse me you dropped your walle-
    Sorry I have a boyfriend 😬

  • @purposeseven_7
    @purposeseven_7 6 лет назад +111

    Everybody is afraid of his Moustache......... 😂😂😂

  • @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long
    @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long 6 лет назад +599

    *I actually have a boyfriend*
    They're like real life NPCs with one line of dialogue.

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey 5 лет назад +120

    4:32 is godly 😂

    • @steezykane4738
      @steezykane4738 3 года назад +9

      she was so embarrassed by the fact he made a scene which makes the videos better

    • @fathom-c7o
      @fathom-c7o 2 года назад +2

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

  • @NasAfter
    @NasAfter 6 лет назад +191

    Next do *"smashing after rejection"*
    #MeToo

  • @DavidMartinez-mb4xc
    @DavidMartinez-mb4xc 6 лет назад +360

    *sorry I have a boyfriend*
    C'mon people, just say no

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 6 лет назад +12

      or they just have a boyfriend

    • @mrtopleft5339
      @mrtopleft5339 6 лет назад +16

      Sirmel11 b O y F R i E n d

    • @michailsangiacomo515
      @michailsangiacomo515 6 лет назад +8

      I agree, it’s like there saying yes. If “you h a bf then that’s ur reasoning and it’s a no. It’s like their giving a reason but not the answer. The answer is yes or no lol, theirs no in between.

    • @splashtown-em1oq
      @splashtown-em1oq 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks you

    • @michailsangiacomo515
      @michailsangiacomo515 6 лет назад +2

      I had a girl once. If she was asked, I’d urge her to decide and keep ones thinking inside their head where it belongs. Saying u h a bf is like saying I would if I didn’t h an annoying bf. Look these girls always want the bigger better deal, all hoes im afraid

  • @defend1841
    @defend1841 6 лет назад +165

    “Like the video”
    Sorry i have a boyfriend

    • @Lewieo
      @Lewieo 6 лет назад +2

      Good one

  • @ageofdragonz3684
    @ageofdragonz3684 5 лет назад +134

    1:04
    Girl : *sees him throw his phone*
    Also girl : *Puts her phone inside the jacket as a precaution*

    • @ghostridersinthesky21
      @ghostridersinthesky21 4 года назад

      Age Of DragonZ with that reaction speed I doubt she put it there as any kind of precaution

  • @JamesAllenQuinn
    @JamesAllenQuinn 6 лет назад +348

    Ok this is obviously faked, no girl would turn down BIG DAWS

    • @Cheetosgoku
      @Cheetosgoku 6 лет назад +7

      forreals like what hope do we have if big daws gets rejected

    • @natez999
      @natez999 6 лет назад +2

      You got me there for a second 😂😂😂

    • @danielallemang9414
      @danielallemang9414 6 лет назад +16

      They didn't know it was him. They thought it was Mario

    • @pinkalgebra
      @pinkalgebra 6 лет назад +3

      no one used to turn him down... but now he's older and a little bit chunky. don't worry, this will happen to you, too

    • @ShaneTodayClips
      @ShaneTodayClips 6 лет назад

      NOTHANKSDUDE yo dislike my new vid to vote bigdaws for best prankster over Roman Atwood

  • @CoectSolutions
    @CoectSolutions 6 лет назад +283

    The engaged girl look 13 wtf

  • @eminemunofficial2450
    @eminemunofficial2450 6 лет назад +319

    Hey bro,congrats on breaking the NBA record with most 3s in a game.

    • @arewenot
      @arewenot 6 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂 this

  • @vincewarren1271
    @vincewarren1271 4 года назад +14

    5:25 "Wait, why didn't you pick me?"
    Calling her 3 other friends less attractive lol

  • @youremotionalsupport194
    @youremotionalsupport194 6 лет назад +243

    Man : I just think that you look very pretty and I was thinking if I could get your number so maybe we get to know each other next time?
    Woman : Sorry I have a boyfriend.
    **Level : Normal**
    Man : I just think that you look very pretty a-
    Woman : Sorry I have a boyfriend.
    **Level : Expert**
    Man : I just th-
    Woman : Sorry I have a boyfriend.
    **Level : Godlike**
    Man :
    Woman : Sorry I have a boyfriend.
    **Level : 100000000000000000000000 very close to infinity**

    • @MLGtroll365
      @MLGtroll365 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @iaazzzz69420
      @iaazzzz69420 5 лет назад +4

      I'm pretty sure no number is even a tiny bit close to Infinity

    • @derekgravel6969
      @derekgravel6969 5 лет назад

      Dr Wolf yea 0 is

    • @kylemaducdoc
      @kylemaducdoc 5 лет назад +1

      Glen CoCo naaah because of that power they get so entitled

    • @sherlockholmes9585
      @sherlockholmes9585 5 лет назад

      @@iaazzzz69420 it is numbers are infinite kid

  • @jerrymata1544
    @jerrymata1544 6 лет назад +163

    2:14 "I Actuelly have a boyfriend sorry" , "But"
    What was she going to say? But I still have sex with other guys ?
    After she seen that camera she walked away though...

    • @thebaldingman894
      @thebaldingman894 6 лет назад +29

      "but" I appreciate it

    • @a7mdenoA7x
      @a7mdenoA7x 6 лет назад +3

      yeah that's what I thought about it too , a compliment for him to not feel bad

    • @Saintmadman
      @Saintmadman 6 лет назад +2

      But we can still be friends

    • @user-hg8cg5hj4l
      @user-hg8cg5hj4l 6 лет назад

      but i am sure you will find the right one eventually

    • @richrobb2977
      @richrobb2977 6 лет назад +1

      @@thebaldingman894 that's a scenario, "but " it wasn't said. People don't stop half way through an appreciation because they suddenly felt nervous. Good effort though.

  • @ShaunTayaba
    @ShaunTayaba 6 лет назад +119

    Real life rage quit 💀😂

    • @PointPeanut
      @PointPeanut 6 лет назад +1

      Im sorry, I have a girlfriend.

    • @kneegrow3592
      @kneegrow3592 6 лет назад +1

      @@PointPeanut AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!

    • @IshanII
      @IshanII 6 лет назад

      If you get a minute could you listen to my new songs? I put a lot of effort into them

    • @zhaoziyang-c5h
      @zhaoziyang-c5h 6 лет назад

      thats called suicide brother

    • @brianrodriguez5371
      @brianrodriguez5371 6 лет назад +1

      Isnt real life rage quit suicide???

  • @OneSvT
    @OneSvT 5 лет назад +184

    Looking like a 38 year old dad having a midlife crisis isnt helping you bud.

    • @dwaki3822
      @dwaki3822 5 лет назад +34

      1 it’s a prank bro he’s not actually trying to get girls

    • @ethnicleanserberg7975
      @ethnicleanserberg7975 5 лет назад +9

      He looks in his mid 40s

    • @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName
      @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName 5 лет назад +6

      Dawson is 27 I believe

    • @ghostridersinthesky21
      @ghostridersinthesky21 4 года назад +1

      In all fairness, many individuals look like they can be between the ages of 20 to 40. Especially asians

    • @sharb7821
      @sharb7821 4 года назад +1

      @@dwaki3822 he is saying that bcz the prank is not working out -.-

  • @cynthiaharford
    @cynthiaharford 6 лет назад +334

    Hi how are you
    ....umm sorry I have a boyfriend
    I love your hair
    ....umm sorry I have a boyfriend
    Do you need help with that
    ....umm sorry I have a boyfriend
    Hey your shoelaces are Untied
    ....umm sorry I have a boyfriend
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Omg guys 136 likes ...😊thanks..highest so far .
    Scratch that..341

  • @asean6090
    @asean6090 6 лет назад +116

    Next time do a video "DO YOU WANT A MANFRIEND? " after a girl reply I have a boyfriend

  • @mrsuicidesheepxd2675
    @mrsuicidesheepxd2675 6 лет назад +255

    I have a boyfriend...
    I have a boyfriend....
    I have a boyfriend.....
    I have a boyfriend.......
    I have a boyfriend...............
    Wtf 😫

    • @sabrinalayton2835
      @sabrinalayton2835 6 лет назад +10

      Half the time if we just say "no thank you, I'm not interested" they keep bugging us. A boyfriend (real or not) tends to work better.
      In fact "No thank you" is how I almost ended up getting raped 😊

    • @sagittarius5466
      @sagittarius5466 6 лет назад +8

      @@sabrinalayton2835 r/unexpected

    • @alexa-jd8ws
      @alexa-jd8ws 6 лет назад

      Team2 Technical it’s a way of not hurting his feelings instead of saying straight up ‘no’

    • @memesandstuff491
      @memesandstuff491 6 лет назад

      Debbie Mendoza Actually, it’’s the opposite.

    • @rushhinton1083
      @rushhinton1083 6 лет назад +5

      What a world to live in. I know.. Thts always the excuse. Or i dont know you. You wouldnt know anyone if u didnt take the time to and lying abt a boyfriend is wrong but People can still be friends and not even tht.. I dont like this world. Most women are wordly and are not ladies. Thats a very delicate title. Pray to Jesus for a woman. Youll know the one cause she will be out of this world and not full of bull.

  • @vozamaraktv-art5595
    @vozamaraktv-art5595 5 лет назад +15

    Cop: 911 what's your emergency?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend

  • @scalazar69
    @scalazar69 6 лет назад +272

    *I have a boyfriend*
    Takes mustache off
    *Nah I was just joking*

  • @rain1fy
    @rain1fy 6 лет назад +36

    *Womens favorite sentence*
    *”OH I HAVE A BOYFRIEND”*

  • @VitalityMassage
    @VitalityMassage 6 лет назад +201

    Daws is making a LOT of CASH baby.

    • @karljuan8908
      @karljuan8908 6 лет назад +6

      Yes. Probably 100,000 to Million dollars a month. Due to he already got a lot of videos

    • @netstatgrep
      @netstatgrep 6 лет назад +3

      He's earning according to his size.

    • @VitalityMassage
      @VitalityMassage 6 лет назад +4

      Probably in between 250K and 750K per year.

    • @Max-0076
      @Max-0076 6 лет назад +7

      Social blade says anywhere from 65.5K to 1M a year

    • @Okay06
      @Okay06 6 лет назад

      Vitality Massage I

  • @thattannerguy856
    @thattannerguy856 5 лет назад +18

    Try this:
    Girl: I have a boyfriend...
    You: what's his name?
    Girl:
    You: Boom! Liar!

  • @joja2174
    @joja2174 6 лет назад +60

    that facial hair is like if your download get stuck at 90%

    • @calvin-
      @calvin- 6 лет назад +2

      Lol, your comment messed me up.

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 6 лет назад +57

    -“Hey you dropped your hankie..!”
    -“Sorry i have a boyfriend.”

    • @kjk4795
      @kjk4795 6 лет назад +2

      Ariel Viedma sorry i have a boyfriend .

    • @fbkanimation
      @fbkanimation 6 лет назад +2

      I’ve seen you more than enough on youtube.

    • @prajwalsharma213
      @prajwalsharma213 6 лет назад

      Damn you are everywhere from edm to pranks to pop music

  • @cgboyio9605
    @cgboyio9605 6 лет назад +121

    He looks like a serial killer with the stash that’s why

  • @romanciadandu1509
    @romanciadandu1509 5 лет назад +44

    DISCLAIMER :
    NO smartphone was hurt during the filming of this Video

  • @akulTV
    @akulTV 6 лет назад +535

    He smashed his phone for this video....
    So SMASHHHH that Like button!!! XD

    • @SkriptaYY
      @SkriptaYY 6 лет назад +5

      AKUL IS HERE?!

    • @akulTV
      @akulTV 6 лет назад +4

      BigDaws is one of my fav youtubers 😊😊

    • @SkriptaYY
      @SkriptaYY 6 лет назад +3

      @@akulTV Oh

    • @Just2in.h
      @Just2in.h 6 лет назад +1

      Luckily it was just a dummy

    • @puragentemala933
      @puragentemala933 6 лет назад +1

      You trying to hard

  • @Grandmaster_Sub-Zero
    @Grandmaster_Sub-Zero 6 лет назад +108

    I wonder how many flip phones he had to buy to make this video lol

    • @adriantrejo6696
      @adriantrejo6696 6 лет назад +3

      He just went back to get the same one and tell them it’s a prank

    • @vlk_0180
      @vlk_0180 6 лет назад

      Death Dealer probably reused it

    • @Fuzion180
      @Fuzion180 6 лет назад +20

      After snapping it in half and throwing it in the lake?

    • @YourSweatyUncle
      @YourSweatyUncle 6 лет назад +6

      Probably bought them from Slippin' Jimmy

    • @nevada5305
      @nevada5305 6 лет назад

      @@YourSweatyUncle ha...better call sal

  • @ahmedrazaabbasi5998
    @ahmedrazaabbasi5998 6 лет назад +135

    Boy : can you tell me where is library
    Girl : sorry i have a boyfriend 😐😐😐😐

    • @theworldisimmense
      @theworldisimmense 6 лет назад +6

      Ahmed raza Abbasi I know dude , girls are retarted , thinking the world spins around them

    • @shxdy2539
      @shxdy2539 6 лет назад

      @@theworldisimmense girls are weak asf
      Im being sexist lmao

    • @ghulamnaved4707
      @ghulamnaved4707 6 лет назад

      Okay this is scripted bruh
      Stop it
      Damn
      Way too much

    • @richrobb2977
      @richrobb2977 6 лет назад +1

      The sad thing is, THIS ACTUALLY happens.
      True story.
      Setting: the gym.
      Girl standing there talking.
      Me: hi sorry for the interruption but I was wondering...
      Her: I have a boyfriend
      Me: that's nice, but I'm not a therapist. Are you still using that machine?

  • @alexfount3266
    @alexfount3266 5 лет назад +15

    Me: Can i borrow your pencil?
    Her: Actually i have a boyfriend

  • @ThreeFreeTrees
    @ThreeFreeTrees 6 лет назад +327

    2:21 You can see his actual phone in his pocket 😂😂😂

  • @davidm3743
    @davidm3743 6 лет назад +241

    You got a boyfriend I bet he doesn’t kiss ya

  • @RavageMuzic
    @RavageMuzic 6 лет назад +143

    *Girl:* Um..I actually have a boyfriend
    *BREAKS PHONE*
    *Girl:* I don’t..
    (I make music btw😜)

    • @SadBoiM
      @SadBoiM 6 лет назад

      Subbed to you, hope you do the same

    • @RavageMuzic
      @RavageMuzic 6 лет назад

      Double M I see you make stuff to. I gotch you

    • @markl.5432
      @markl.5432 6 лет назад +3

      Quit self-promoting and stick to the video m8

    • @RavageMuzic
      @RavageMuzic 6 лет назад

      Mark Le I am! By leaving my mark

    • @markl.5432
      @markl.5432 6 лет назад

      RavageRaps + You got me, gg

  • @fuori8015
    @fuori8015 5 лет назад +43

    Dawson Breathes*
    Random Girl: *i hAvE a BoYfRiEnD*

  • @Terence1015
    @Terence1015 6 лет назад +45

    “I gotta repair my flip phone” that shit got me laughing so hard 😂

  • @IrelandBoysProductions
    @IrelandBoysProductions 6 лет назад +20

    Always dropping bangers 😂! Loving all the content on Daily Drop Out too👊, keep killing it bro

  • @a7mdenoA7x
    @a7mdenoA7x 6 лет назад +127

    all the girls have a boyfriend when Dawson asks them to go out
    but when it comes to Steven none of the have a boyfriend ! noice

    • @davnoble8472
      @davnoble8472 6 лет назад +1

      @One Blue Boi smh you shouldn't have explains niggas acting dumb

    • @jayreal2084
      @jayreal2084 6 лет назад +1

      a7mdeno it’s because the man looks like Klay Thompson and no one likes the warriors lol probably not

    • @dellinkedup5479
      @dellinkedup5479 6 лет назад +1

      a7mdeno tbh I’ve seen where they said they had a bf and still gave Steven their numbers 🤷‍♂️

    • @JunaidEdits11
      @JunaidEdits11 6 лет назад

      a7mdeno because he has a mustache??

  • @vedantdwivedi1563
    @vedantdwivedi1563 5 лет назад +17

    Boy: See girl from 1000 km
    Girl: I have a bf

  • @hamid8990
    @hamid8990 6 лет назад +147

    How to be a girl in 2018.
    When someone asks your number
    You say you have a boyfriend

    • @lrshafted1283
      @lrshafted1283 6 лет назад +11

      How to be a girl in near future.
      When someone opens the door for you than you say
      *im sorry i have a boyfriend*

    • @mr.jashon
      @mr.jashon 6 лет назад +6

      How to be a girl in 2020
      When someone looks at you
      say i have a boyfriend

    • @sandyd4271
      @sandyd4271 6 лет назад +1

      how to be a girl in 2019
      when someone gets closer to you than 30 feet
      #metoo calling out for assault

    • @platinumpsx9592
      @platinumpsx9592 6 лет назад +1

      How to be a girl in 1950s to 1970s
      When someone asks you out
      Says yes

  • @Wanderlust89
    @Wanderlust89 6 лет назад +29

    No phones were harmed in the making.

  • @cjneppey2053
    @cjneppey2053 6 лет назад +252

    I'm actually gonna be uploading less
    Bruh you barely upload as it is

    • @whatslife9363
      @whatslife9363 6 лет назад +15

      So he’s going to upload LESS

    • @BaldRiverHorse
      @BaldRiverHorse 6 лет назад +18

      He’s trying to say he’s gonna stop uploading

    • @cjneppey2053
      @cjneppey2053 6 лет назад +5

      ....um I know exactly what he's saying. I'm not stupid. I was making a point...wtf

    • @BaldRiverHorse
      @BaldRiverHorse 6 лет назад +4

      He barely uploads now but since he said he is gonna upload less, he’s gonna stop uploading

    • @pinkalgebra
      @pinkalgebra 6 лет назад +4

      so what he means is from now on he'll be DOWNLOADING not uploading amirite?

  • @sangeetthegreat5719
    @sangeetthegreat5719 4 года назад +8

    Guy : Breaths
    Girl : uH, I hAvE A bOyFriEnD

  • @danfeleo4512
    @danfeleo4512 6 лет назад +27

    Guy : does my moustache look good?
    Girl : *I HAVE A BOYFRIEND*

  • @BADBOY171
    @BADBOY171 6 лет назад +53

    All of them go with the usual excuse of " i have a boyfriend" lol its funny to see every girl say that back to back

    • @essayedgar
      @essayedgar 6 лет назад +29

      It's not funny, it's sad. They lie so much that it has become normal

    • @GrizzlyHugz
      @GrizzlyHugz 6 лет назад +25

      It's a simple defence mechanism in case you're a psychopath that can't handle rejection, like Dawson 🤣

    • @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly
      @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly 6 лет назад +13

      I think women who use that just don't want to be rude and simply say "hell no".
      I think it's a mercy rejection. I would rather hear that than some awful rejection. 😂

    • @muiton4472
      @muiton4472 6 лет назад +1

      These Eyes See Darkness Clearly but deep down in your subconscious you’ll know that it’s a sugar coated “hell no” and that’s the sad truth

    • @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly
      @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly 6 лет назад +1

      @@muiton4472 it could be sugar coated, but it could also be true as well. So you'll never know for certain.
      That's why "ignorance is bliss" as they say. 😆

  • @jhonalex2883
    @jhonalex2883 6 лет назад +14

    Me:breath
    Girl: i have a boyfriend🙄

  • @Earth2Jasiii
    @Earth2Jasiii 5 лет назад +21

    "I have a boyfriend." I feel like that's such a lie.

    • @myflymkultra268
      @myflymkultra268 4 года назад +1

      Usually is

    • @ghostridersinthesky21
      @ghostridersinthesky21 4 года назад +5

      Would you prefer: “Sorry, I find you unattractive so I do not want to give you my number”? or “You are creepy and I dont feel comfortable with giving you my number”? Maybe you prefer “No thanks, please leave me alone.”

    • @eduardgrigoryev4791
      @eduardgrigoryev4791 2 года назад

      personally, I would prefer an honest answer than a lie

    • @ACheateryearsago
      @ACheateryearsago 2 года назад

      @@ghostridersinthesky21 I'd honestly prefer the truth so maybe I could improve yk

  • @trensetter1705
    @trensetter1705 6 лет назад +63

    Dawson your mustache is worst than our soap with pubic hair in our bathroom

    • @vincent-xp2jf
      @vincent-xp2jf 6 лет назад +7

      Thats really detailed

    • @mrintel10
      @mrintel10 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahahah yea it's bad shave it lol

    • @SayNoToIdiots
      @SayNoToIdiots 6 лет назад

      Queen, you're a weird drag who never trims ur long and tangled pubic hair

    • @hunternot
      @hunternot 6 лет назад

      Thats the point , so girls will reject him

  • @martinawad3629
    @martinawad3629 6 лет назад +67

    5:25 "Why didn't you pick me?"
    DAAAAMMMNNNNNN
    She wants some 😂😅

    • @acekillla
      @acekillla 6 лет назад +13

      She was the hot one too, the one in the pink

    • @hebersimanjuntak
      @hebersimanjuntak 6 лет назад +2

      I think she's a competitive type of person & obviously jealous.
      But I agree, red hair is hot.

    • @speedwagon3733
      @speedwagon3733 6 лет назад +1

      She has long beautiful hair

  • @mcgio3751
    @mcgio3751 6 лет назад +170

    Wait the girl at 4:40 is engaged wtf she looks 12

  • @Mr.Tom_69
    @Mr.Tom_69 5 лет назад +9

    Guy breaths...
    Girl: i have a boyfriend!

  • @kylemccarthy02
    @kylemccarthy02 6 лет назад +83

    All these robots just say “I have a boyfriend”

    • @FSASHOWOUT
      @FSASHOWOUT 6 лет назад

      Kyle McCarthy facts🤛🏾

    • @mhsmhs2217
      @mhsmhs2217 6 лет назад

      When they only have cats

    • @ehboss3220
      @ehboss3220 6 лет назад

      It's bullshit

    • @joejoeee9312
      @joejoeee9312 6 лет назад +2

      Every guy is single and every girl has a boyfriend lol

    • @kylemccarthy02
      @kylemccarthy02 6 лет назад

      Joe Joeee aye, don’t talk shit about cats bruh. I have 2 of em, and I love them.

  • @universalvids4158
    @universalvids4158 6 лет назад +23

    Bet if Steven ask they wouldn't have a boyfriend lmaoo 😂
    he the man

  • @STEVOD313
    @STEVOD313 6 лет назад +67

    I’m already subbed to the daily drop out now gimme my phone 🤣

    • @xflv3007
      @xflv3007 6 лет назад

      Well ur desperate (it's terrible)

    • @STEVOD313
      @STEVOD313 6 лет назад +1

      Flav396 Dan hundo p

    • @xflv3007
      @xflv3007 6 лет назад

      @@STEVOD313 wuuuuuuut

    • @STEVOD313
      @STEVOD313 6 лет назад

      Flav396 Dan well it was sarcasm (joking)

    • @xflv3007
      @xflv3007 6 лет назад

      @@STEVOD313 ok

  • @merrillc2194
    @merrillc2194 5 лет назад +14

    4:20 “Guy breaks phone after rejection”
    “Girl resumes conversation as normal”

    • @vikingmetaldragon
      @vikingmetaldragon 4 года назад +2

      MJCobb
      Pretty sure that chick is completely psychotic.

    • @ShowMeYoBoob
      @ShowMeYoBoob 4 года назад

      to be honest she pissed me off for a sec she seems like she has no heart

  • @TrainFrain
    @TrainFrain 6 лет назад +17

    5:35 my boy cody drinking some juice hahaha

    • @guesswhoami4723
      @guesswhoami4723 6 лет назад +1

      TrainFrain Cody isn’t that hot xD
      This guy has a jawline

  • @acrafter9267
    @acrafter9267 6 лет назад +18

    Me: Opens the window
    Window: Sorry, i have a boyfriend

  • @mr.jashon
    @mr.jashon 6 лет назад +49

    Pizza Delivery boy : Here is your order madam ☺️
    Girl : i have a boyfriend 🙄
    PD boy : 😵🤢🤢🤢
    P.s. : can anyone make memes on it 😂🤣

    • @vmaryam5155
      @vmaryam5155 6 лет назад +2

      Mr. Jashon 😆😂😂😂👌🏻

  • @talon1776
    @talon1776 4 года назад +3

    4:55 At least he gave her a present to say congratulations

  • @djtgaming8078
    @djtgaming8078 6 лет назад +92

    Umm excuse me miss your credit card
    is expi-
    *I have a boyfriend*

  • @AmarOriginal
    @AmarOriginal 6 лет назад +20

    2:18 was the best thing I've ever seen ever

  • @arslanarif4940
    @arslanarif4940 5 лет назад +176

    Everybody has a boyfriend,
    But i don't have Girl friend. 😭
    Why?

    • @eliasadam301
      @eliasadam301 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @mouradakc8936
      @mouradakc8936 5 лет назад

      Ay arifi kolchi mlih nir??

    • @Earth2Jasiii
      @Earth2Jasiii 5 лет назад +12

      @@PenguinsAreColdish Chill tf out my dude 😒

    • @UnPackedWolf
      @UnPackedWolf 5 лет назад +8

      @@jsebas95 u have mind filled with shit my friend

    • @kylemaducdoc
      @kylemaducdoc 5 лет назад

      some people are actually still nazis cant believe the allied havent wiped them all out. Well I guess you cant kill every cockroach...mmm...

  • @xthesauce1506
    @xthesauce1506 5 лет назад +12

    Ask a girl for a pen
    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    Bring a Lamoborghini
    Ummm I can give you my phone number and we can go out sometime
    Guy makes the middle finger to the girl and drives off

  • @Iukaz
    @Iukaz 6 лет назад +34

    You cant get a girl with that stache lmao

    • @johnlowell5833
      @johnlowell5833 6 лет назад +4

      I think that's what he intentionally kept it

    • @ItsOwion
      @ItsOwion 6 лет назад +2

      Only if the girl has shit taste. That stache is nice

  • @markojozic3229
    @markojozic3229 6 лет назад +34

    Hey d..did u fall from heaven because your face is pretty messed up **walks away**

    • @markojozic3229
      @markojozic3229 6 лет назад

      @@joi0001 yes i feel great talking down on you girl ;)

    • @joi0001
      @joi0001 6 лет назад +1

      aw I love you

    • @markojozic3229
      @markojozic3229 6 лет назад +1

      @@joi0001 u too bae 😘

    • @Bassin_withaustin
      @Bassin_withaustin 6 лет назад

      Typical Noob ohh god

    • @eremika4life
      @eremika4life 6 лет назад

      Noob and noodle kissing in a tree. K I S S I N G 😂

  • @Gpunktart1
    @Gpunktart1 6 лет назад +30

    Congrats for the 14 3pointers per game ! Amazing dude!!!

  • @Legend20k
    @Legend20k 5 лет назад +5

    Guy : Takes A Peice Of Cake
    Cake : i hAvE A bOyFrIeNd

  • @thrillet840
    @thrillet840 6 лет назад +8

    The girl on the left looks so enthusiastic after the camera 5:18, but has literally no clue where it is, and again at 5:28 LOL

  • @josiahchavez6899
    @josiahchavez6899 6 лет назад +11

    I’m sorry but that moustache have to go😂

  • @MarcusVandiver
    @MarcusVandiver 6 лет назад +40

    Love the new channel and the fresh faces in every video!

  • @justapervertpotato9637
    @justapervertpotato9637 5 лет назад +36

    2:18 *"BUT"*

    • @th3186
      @th3186 5 лет назад +1

      JUST A PERVERT POTATO “ but.. thank you though”

  • @marnixvdberg9343
    @marnixvdberg9343 6 лет назад +8

    I’ve been subbed to the daily dropout for a long time now! I love that channel!

  • @ybeat654
    @ybeat654 6 лет назад +44

    hhh Dawson with that mustach look like the super mario :v :v :v

  • @shrishbaheti4378
    @shrishbaheti4378 6 лет назад +78

    Am I the only single person here 😭😭😭

    • @arsalali69
      @arsalali69 6 лет назад +7

      I'm also in this category but I'm not crying
      I'm happy as single and will also be happy as mingle too

    • @DRANT1S
      @DRANT1S 6 лет назад +1

      umm sorry, but i have a boyfriend

    • @tsilgero
      @tsilgero 6 лет назад

      ...um sorry I have a girlfriend

    • @hunterxd7990
      @hunterxd7990 6 лет назад

      Me too my mon dont want me to have gf because i am 15

    • @awkqua
      @awkqua 6 лет назад

      No 😂

  • @djplayz4027
    @djplayz4027 5 лет назад +1

    Best Channel Bruh♥️