Out of all the Movies Uwe Boll made based off of videogames, this is oddly enough the only time it felt like he actually sat down and played the game before writing the script for a change. Everything from the random acts of violence in the background, the running jokes such as the Terrorist Convenience Store Front and the Postal Babes, the disguises, the cat-silencer, the satire and even the outfits of some background characters are reminiscent of NPC's from Postal 2. And honestly, it's his best film! And I'm still unsure if that is a good or bad thing...
I always had a theory that the reason why Postal Dude doesn’t really act like himself until near the end of the movie is because, this is actually a prequel to the games.
Ehhh, prequel to Postal 2. Postal 1 is in an alternate Universe. I mean, there's no explanation on how the Dude could have escaped the asylum during the end of P1 in P2
Actually, from the looks of things, Postal Brain Damaged is seemingly going to be confirming that the two Dudes are the same person, as it has Dude have severe schizophrenic delusions and break out of a asylum. Then again, it is all just speculation
@@SnowyFoxlinn Did you ever consider the fact that the POSTAL games after the original are like fever dreams? My theorem is that he is still locked up and this time he is in control of his mind, so he is trying to disassociate from reality and place himself in a more normal world. Further explanations are the ties to POSTAL with the ambience, loading screens, asylum set piece, distortion of reality, POSTAL Brain Damaged, and POSTAL 4 pacifist ending.
Eduardo Díaz no see the game had a charm to it because it was new. In a movie you need to root for the character to enjoy it, but in a game, playing as an asshole is okay, because you are the one doing it. You don’t root for this guy. He kills a baby. Unintentionally but still for a joke.
Metal overload aw great no argument just name calling that’s awesome. I don’t despise this movie it’s just not great. Offensive humor can be funny. But that’s the thing it can be
I love how there’s genuine comments here questioning the random and mean spirited violence in this movie when that’s literally the exact spirit of postal 2. it’s not red dead where ur character’s “supposed” to be a hero it’s fundamentally created to let you be an asshole.
best thing is, and to highlight your words "*let you* be an asshole" because it's in the cover itself, the game is only as violent as you are and peaceful runs are entirely possible
Yea... but this is the one video game franchise you would think would GET a movie... or even a script. Or animation. Like, you would think not a single publisher or director on the planet would take up this kind of idea... but here it is, in full on cat silencer glory. XD
FiVe Zusse Meanwhile, Postal Dude from Postal 2 watches the movie in a theater filled with charred corpses. "Hmm, not a bad film... Needs more Rick Hunter lines and me pissing on people."
The one videogame adaptation that gets damn near every detail right, with the exception of that sweet trenchcoat The Dude wears, and the sunglasses, other than that, a lot of it is matching, right down to the fact that he uses a cat as a suppresor (though the cats die in the game afterwards)
@@jamesjackson8902 no, I'm talking about the outfit. if you want the apparel of the dude, at least put a trench coat over the outfit we see for him in this movie. Zack ward does really good though.
In the game, you can use a cat as a silencer. The whole movie was basically a nod to how massively stupid the game was. Games worth a play though. Max difficulty, it’s fun trying to stay alive longer then five minutes.
It's still more charming than the rampage movies. That's not saying much though. The only part I liked is when Bush nukes the world and destroys the chance of this ever getting a sequel.
The funny/weird thing is that all the civillians in this movie died within 1 shot of pistol and machine gun while in the game it took around 2-5 shots of pistol and 5-10 shots of machine gun to kill a civillian. This proves that all the characters in the movie version is way weaker than the game version.
It's crazy on how less offended people were back then, they knew how to take jokes and criticism, if this was released in 2022, this would have gotten cancelled the moment it was even released.
In 2008 the Razzies had a field day with Uwe Boll. He won Worst Director for this (also for In The Name Of The King and Tunnel Rats) and The Worst Career Achievement Award as “Germany’s answer to Ed Wood”. And was nominated for other 2 awards: for his cameo in Postal he was nominated for Worst Supporting Actor (lost against Pierce Brosnan and his terrible singing voice in Mamma Mia!) and Worst Screen Couple as “Uwe Boll and any actor, camera or screenplay” (lost against Paris Hilton in The Hottie & The Nottie)
I was extremely confused and bewildered and traumatized watching this carnage count with no context and having never seen the movie... until I realized it was based on Postal the video game.
I sadly have to say that this is the only Video Game based movie that really works and is faithfull to the source material. I love this movie for it, well..... not for everything else, but still.. props.
0:30 - Me when a new Carnage Counts comes out! (Seriously, I just discovered this channel yesterday, and it's great! I was watching last night with a cup of tea and some snacks :) )
Out of all the Movies Uwe Boll made based off of videogames, this is oddly enough the only time it felt like he actually sat down and played the game before writing the script for a change. Everything from the random acts of violence in the background, the running jokes such as the Terrorist Convenience Store Front and the Postal Babes, the disguises, the cat-silencer, the satire and even the outfits of some background characters are reminiscent of NPC's from Postal 2.
And honestly, it's his best film! And I'm still unsure if that is a good or bad thing...
That's a Good Thing, because this is actually a Fun movie.
It's like THE ROOM: So bad that it's good.
@@kabob0077, yeah. True Game Adaptation
Jason Blundell When a game like Postal 2 has a movie adaptation you can do whatever the fuck you please with the story.
I love this movie
"Will you sign my P E T I T I O N"
"sign my petition or ill follow you home and kill your dog"
No way u freaking pinko
"Fuck me I better get home"
SIGN MY P E T I T I O N DAMN IT
look just sign the stupid petition
*whole movie is - JUST A NORMAL POSTAL WALKTHROUGH*
Everything is fine then you hit start and it all goes tits up
Yeah... cant argue with thar
In 2067 when graphics be the same like in real life
Basically
My father died in Auschwitz.
Same with my grandfather, he died from falling off the watch tower.
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow, 3 people died in one comment.
A classic joke in Germany. xD
Ezio Auditore ANCIENT joke
@@mc-ps-playa5569 Dude. Its the typical Dad-joke in Germany. Nothing ancient about it. Also i know as "He took a shower drunk"
Seriously, that joke was old when my grandfather was young.
Intentional or not; Uwe Boll really managed to make a close to perfect adaption of Postal with this movie. I fucking love it.
Gaming0verdose I
Dog shit ass movie
Mr Copperfield you would watch those shitty ass movies
I think this must be the only game Uwe Boll made a movie about that he actually played
@@chefmike857 stfu
I always had a theory that the reason why Postal Dude doesn’t really act like himself until near the end of the movie is because, this is actually a prequel to the games.
Ehhh, prequel to Postal 2. Postal 1 is in an alternate Universe. I mean, there's no explanation on how the Dude could have escaped the asylum during the end of P1 in P2
Actually, from the looks of things, Postal Brain Damaged is seemingly going to be confirming that the two Dudes are the same person, as it has Dude have severe schizophrenic delusions and break out of a asylum. Then again, it is all just speculation
@@SnowyFoxlinn Did you ever consider the fact that the POSTAL games after the original are like fever dreams? My theorem is that he is still locked up and this time he is in control of his mind, so he is trying to disassociate from reality and place himself in a more normal world. Further explanations are the ties to POSTAL with the ambience, loading screens, asylum set piece, distortion of reality, POSTAL Brain Damaged, and POSTAL 4 pacifist ending.
@@SnowyFoxlinn Interestingly enough there was the Postal Dude's photo with the shaggy hair and red shirt fro mthe first game
Postal 1 dude is the father of postal 2 dude .
"It was trying to be offensive, but rarely felt clever"
Well, just like the games, then.
Eduardo Díaz no see the game had a charm to it because it was new. In a movie you need to root for the character to enjoy it, but in a game, playing as an asshole is okay, because you are the one doing it. You don’t root for this guy. He kills a baby. Unintentionally but still for a joke.
Black comedy is like AIDS. Either you get it or you don't
they were both good @@eduardodiaz9942
@@gabeitch9142 Hey SJW why dont you go to your safe space and stay off the comment section to a movie you clearly despise.
Metal overload aw great no argument just name calling that’s awesome. I don’t despise this movie it’s just not great. Offensive humor can be funny. But that’s the thing it can be
I love how there’s genuine comments here questioning the random and mean spirited violence in this movie when that’s literally the exact spirit of postal 2. it’s not red dead where ur character’s “supposed” to be a hero it’s fundamentally created to let you be an asshole.
It's just violence for the sake of it and that's that it's funny
best thing is, and to highlight your words
"*let you* be an asshole"
because it's in the cover itself, the game is only as violent as you are and peaceful runs are entirely possible
Such a rare occurrence to see a good video game movie that is a lot like the game
Did they really put 9/11 at the start of the movie? DAMN! 😲
Uwe Boll is a beast
just like the game.....They got balls too....
Huge mistake on their part!
Yeah, it was frowned upon. But it was actually pretty funny.
Happy 9/11
I never knew this was a movie!
We think that about a lot of films
Yea... but this is the one video game franchise you would think would GET a movie... or even a script. Or animation. Like, you would think not a single publisher or director on the planet would take up this kind of idea... but here it is, in full on cat silencer glory. XD
FiVe Zusse Meanwhile, Postal Dude from Postal 2 watches the movie in a theater filled with charred corpses. "Hmm, not a bad film... Needs more Rick Hunter lines and me pissing on people."
This movie is so dumb.
Me too
they really hired J.K. Simmons just to kill him
I must be really tired, read that J.K. Simmons as Jessica Simpson at first glance..
“Thought we just got a flat tire but we ran over a girl instead...
Thank god”
God bless America
Not just any girl, a white woman
Probably the only video game movie that’s accurate to the actual video game
The one videogame adaptation that gets damn near every detail right, with the exception of that sweet trenchcoat The Dude wears, and the sunglasses, other than that, a lot of it is matching, right down to the fact that he uses a cat as a suppresor (though the cats die in the game afterwards)
Catpressor
and his alien shirt, but that's alright. a peace sign is better
Honestly, this is just a Thursday in Paradise Falls
Had a school kids massacred but the cat must live.
You know this feels like the most accurate video game movie.
did JK Simons just blew up.
That’s what I’m saying
*blow up
LEARN HOW TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR!!!
Misanthropic Isolation ????? It is correct wtf you talking about
Misanthropic Isolation bro both of them are correct
"Not uh... Not quite my suicide bombing..."
Rip that dude who played J.Jonah Jameson from the original Spider-Man movie
And also cave Johnson maybe that's how he died
And also Commissioner Gordon from Justice League...
Rip the children
We need more anti-PC films like this. It's cathartic and refreshing.
Ignoring films like Black Panther which shows Africans as savages getting licked by rhinos. That film proves racism can be a trascendental art form.
yes we need more non-PC films like T, and R rating movies.
Is this a drama or a serious conversation
This is how lighting a cigarette sparks a massive fire.
the one adaptation that Uwe Boll got 100% right XD
Boll fucked up the Look of Postal dude. so the number you're looking for is 70%
@@jamesjackson8902 no, I'm talking about the outfit. if you want the apparel of the dude, at least put a trench coat over the outfit we see for him in this movie. Zack ward does really good though.
Problem is the movie feels more like Postal 2 but he claims it to be an adaptation of Postal 1 which has a really different tone
How to describe POSTAL The Movie?
Job Interview Gone Wrong
Allah!
*gets hugged by a man and killed by an explosion.*
I can't stop laughing at that bit
What a warm ending.
I watch this movie as a kid without knowing about the game.
I couldn't sleep for days.
0:40 Postal dude's change of emotion from "oh shi-" to "how much is this?" Is just hilarious to me😂
1:13 is just so satisfying
I like this movie way more than I should
Everyone has their thing, man. I enjoy shark/monster movies way more than I should.
@Amadeus Eisenberg The children i guess
0:33 what a bad mom 🤣🤣🤣
That scream caught me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:35 Oh, what a nice guy to hug another human being
*they both explode*
Still such a nice guy
Postal logic
how did that cat survived a gun trough the anus!?
Have you ever played postal 2? xD its a fucking nonsense and i love it
Opened its mouth :/
Owe bowl logic
Nine lives, yo. Just used one up!
In the game, you can use a cat as a silencer. The whole movie was basically a nod to how massively stupid the game was. Games worth a play though. Max difficulty, it’s fun trying to stay alive longer then five minutes.
0:42 when you stub ur toe, but u gotta act cool
This is a weird movie but has hilarious deaths
Never knew this was a movie....that being said.....I'm gonna watch it now
2:30 RAMBO INTENSIFIES
0:54 it might sound weird but I lost my liver laughing at the child being killed AHAHHAHAA
Alessandro Del Casale that’s normal
Bruh why
It's still more charming than the rampage movies. That's not saying much though. The only part I liked is when Bush nukes the world and destroys the chance of this ever getting a sequel.
I found them both pretty good. Rampage kinda droned on though.
@Amadeus Eisenberg
Except when it involves Judeo-Communists. In which case burn their work to the ground and don't allow anyone to see it.
@Amadeus Eisenberg true.
Holy shit, I gotta go replay Postal because of its stupidity.
Edit: Holy shit, I barely noticed that they used J.K Simmons for this movie! 😂😂😂
The funny/weird thing is that all the civillians in this movie died within 1 shot of pistol and machine gun while in the game it took around 2-5 shots of pistol and 5-10 shots of machine gun to kill a civillian. This proves that all the characters in the movie version is way weaker than the game version.
Has there ever been a movie with that perfect one kill per minute
Jesus is the whole movie just one giant shootout
Its the best videogameadoptation ever made
Don't forget it's a shootout with lots of babes
And babies.
You forgot the Nukes in the end! Best deaths in the movie.
“I thought we had a flat but we just ran over some girl. Thank god” 😂😂😂
the cat suppresor and the terrorists at the church tell me that this is based off the game
It's crazy on how less offended people were back then, they knew how to take jokes and criticism, if this was released in 2022, this would have gotten cancelled the moment it was even released.
nah, the game itself had quite a bit of controversy back then
Actually Postal 4 was realeased in 2019
3:47 Did he just blow on a guy on fire?
yes
I have sure ''P E T I T I O N'' was Inspired this film.
In 2008 the Razzies had a field day with Uwe Boll.
He won Worst Director for this (also for In The Name Of The King and Tunnel Rats) and The Worst Career Achievement Award as “Germany’s answer to Ed Wood”.
And was nominated for other 2 awards: for his cameo in Postal he was nominated for Worst Supporting Actor (lost against Pierce Brosnan and his terrible singing voice in Mamma Mia!) and Worst Screen Couple as “Uwe Boll and any actor, camera or screenplay” (lost against Paris Hilton in The Hottie & The Nottie)
the knock back in this is stronger than Mario’s down b
I was extremely confused and bewildered and traumatized watching this carnage count with no context and having never seen the movie... until I realized it was based on Postal the video game.
My favorite line: "I REGRET NOTHING".
He's lying to himself.
Completely 😄
I sadly have to say that this is the only Video Game based movie that really works and is faithfull to the source material. I love this movie for it, well..... not for everything else, but still.. props.
0:07 *plane crash*
*just 5 victims dies*
Me: "rockstar maybe sick"
Little did we know that 2020 was a Postal game
1:01
Girl: *gets shot*
Girl: *blinks*
1 SECOND LATER
Girl: *falls*
“I hate video games.”
- Uwe Boll
How in the living hell did they get JK Simmons to do this film LMAO
because he wanted to do it despite his agents not wanting him too
Damn, kids and babies. This film shows no mercy.
0:35 best part
Hola !!
@@shori6969 Allah*
Glad to see the bully from A Christmas Story doing what he does as an adult.
i thought that was him
underrated movie
0:30 - Me when a new Carnage Counts comes out!
(Seriously, I just discovered this channel yesterday, and it's great! I was watching last night with a cup of tea and some snacks :) )
0:24 me when i play Payday 2 on easy difficulty
Still historically more accurate than Zero Dark Thirty.
"Well, this is going to be an interesting day..."
We were soldiers (2002) Pls
On the list
Carnage Counts Thanks
BroodingSalmon 13 I have been asking for that too I hope it gets made into a video
2:54 This ia just baby
There is nothing better than Carnage count's cling
Ahhh, a normal day in the U.S.A
What do you mean this wasn't what you were expecting? It's Postal
true
"Jihad Milk?"
I feel like this movie caught the essence of the games really well
FINALLY.
THANK YOU.
" this can't be good for me, but i feel GREAT "
What the hell did i saw
:D
A video game that turned into a movie and these awesome people are showing you the kill counts.
A normal day in school
임정혁 Would you sign my petition?
artist freedom my dude.
I love how he casually pops the cat off the gun after using it as a silencer and it just walks away...
0:33 lol wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yolomlg mlg fail A funny J.K. Simmons scene. 😂
Can we appreciate they actually got kids to make this?
2:12 Dat war cry tho
1:50 damn, that’s a clever way of suppressing your gun. Cat would’ve died probably but srsly that’s hilarious
1:16 this part is funny
Those kids who dies was the saddest they don't deserve to die
Edit:also the baby
I agree with you its messed up
@@joshvalenzuela1369 it's so brutal
@@kyleborboranmain8295 and really f**ked up
4:12 was my favorite part of the whole movie 😂😂😂
0:55 oh my god that poor child 😱😱😱😱😱😱
1:41 Akira Lane?!
And that was only Monday.
Welp, that was 'Cat'astropic! XD at 1:47
The best weapon
Really love it when he makes a meow noise before shooting.
Somehow the cat is still alive?
In a world where everyday is crazy
Theres a dude who can survive this craziness also kids die. And he regrets nothing
-Postal Dude
Who woulda thought that between the director of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Uwe Boll, it'd be Uwe Boll who directed the better JK Simmons flick?
Fact: only 5 people died on 9/11
My grandfather also died at aushwitgz he fell from a watch tower😂
This is true equality. Nobody is spared because of his or her or its gender, race, age, ...
So Everyone is dying?
THIS IS GUT STUFF
You Make Good Carnage Count Videos!
Thanks SSSnake!
Carnage Counts Your Welcome
3:38 First mike leaves and now they kill off Louis from Suits smh...
The one movie that actually shows a beginning sequence of kids getting freaking shot lmao
I'm American and I confirm this is how we act
This entire movie is basically if someone high on cocaine tried to make the big firefight from Hot Fuzz into its own movie.
0:35 "Hola!!" XD
I feel like you basically showed us the whole movie here.
He fell from a watch tower 😂
Ah... here's a challenge for you. Do a Carnage Count for Celebrity Deathmatch.
Shane Jones dam...that's ancient