Postal (2007) Carnage Count

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  • Опубликовано: 5 дек 2024

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  • @lukeleary1333
    @lukeleary1333 6 лет назад +1713

    "Will you sign my P E T I T I O N"

    • @cottontehbunbun7193
      @cottontehbunbun7193 6 лет назад +97

      "sign my petition or ill follow you home and kill your dog"

    • @charlie75368
      @charlie75368 6 лет назад +44

      No way u freaking pinko

    • @alucarda4357
      @alucarda4357 6 лет назад +41

      "Fuck me I better get home"

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 лет назад +20

      SIGN MY P E T I T I O N DAMN IT

    • @pepsia6508
      @pepsia6508 6 лет назад +15

      look just sign the stupid petition

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 6 лет назад +1532

    Out of all the Movies Uwe Boll made based off of videogames, this is oddly enough the only time it felt like he actually sat down and played the game before writing the script for a change. Everything from the random acts of violence in the background, the running jokes such as the Terrorist Convenience Store Front and the Postal Babes, the disguises, the cat-silencer, the satire and even the outfits of some background characters are reminiscent of NPC's from Postal 2.
    And honestly, it's his best film! And I'm still unsure if that is a good or bad thing...

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 лет назад +113

      That's a Good Thing, because this is actually a Fun movie.

    • @jasonblundelldobebussing
      @jasonblundelldobebussing 5 лет назад +57

      It's like THE ROOM: So bad that it's good.

    • @jasonblundelldobebussing
      @jasonblundelldobebussing 5 лет назад +27

      @@kabob0077, yeah. True Game Adaptation

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 лет назад +65

      Jason Blundell When a game like Postal 2 has a movie adaptation you can do whatever the fuck you please with the story.

    • @hellhammerCCCP
      @hellhammerCCCP 5 лет назад +9

      I love this movie

  • @Gaming0verdose
    @Gaming0verdose 6 лет назад +406

    Intentional or not; Uwe Boll really managed to make a close to perfect adaption of Postal with this movie. I fucking love it.

    • @lolipuncher309
      @lolipuncher309 6 лет назад

      Gaming0verdose I

    • @chefmike857
      @chefmike857 6 лет назад

      Dog shit ass movie

    • @chefmike857
      @chefmike857 6 лет назад

      Mr Copperfield you would watch those shitty ass movies

    • @nopushbutton
      @nopushbutton 5 лет назад +13

      I think this must be the only game Uwe Boll made a movie about that he actually played

    • @ehsgsvamgl2019
      @ehsgsvamgl2019 5 лет назад +1

      @@chefmike857 stfu

  • @alexarmstrong9915
    @alexarmstrong9915 5 лет назад +474

    *whole movie is - JUST A NORMAL POSTAL WALKTHROUGH*

    • @Mr.Doodlebob
      @Mr.Doodlebob 4 года назад +9

      Everything is fine then you hit start and it all goes tits up

    • @paladynwiecznegostazuzkraj75
      @paladynwiecznegostazuzkraj75 4 года назад +2

      Yeah... cant argue with thar

    • @Adumbshiba
      @Adumbshiba 4 года назад +2

      In 2067 when graphics be the same like in real life

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 4 года назад

      Basically

  • @ezioauditore8682
    @ezioauditore8682 6 лет назад +1802

    My father died in Auschwitz.
    Same with my grandfather, he died from falling off the watch tower.
    I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @swanpoll
      @swanpoll 6 лет назад +67

      Wow, 3 people died in one comment.

    • @smith9747
      @smith9747 6 лет назад +47

      A classic joke in Germany. xD

    • @mc-ps-playa5569
      @mc-ps-playa5569 6 лет назад +10

      Ezio Auditore ANCIENT joke

    • @David-eh9le
      @David-eh9le 5 лет назад +7

      @@mc-ps-playa5569 Dude. Its the typical Dad-joke in Germany. Nothing ancient about it. Also i know as "He took a shower drunk"

    • @17MrLeon
      @17MrLeon 4 года назад

      Seriously, that joke was old when my grandfather was young.

  • @musteIanivalis
    @musteIanivalis 2 года назад +111

    Such a rare occurrence to see a good video game movie that is a lot like the game

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 6 лет назад +910

    "It was trying to be offensive, but rarely felt clever"
    Well, just like the games, then.

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 6 лет назад +57

      Eduardo Díaz no see the game had a charm to it because it was new. In a movie you need to root for the character to enjoy it, but in a game, playing as an asshole is okay, because you are the one doing it. You don’t root for this guy. He kills a baby. Unintentionally but still for a joke.

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 6 лет назад +60

      Black comedy is like AIDS. Either you get it or you don't

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад

      they were both good @@eduardodiaz9942

    • @metaloverload7374
      @metaloverload7374 5 лет назад +3

      @@gabeitch9142 Hey SJW why dont you go to your safe space and stay off the comment section to a movie you clearly despise.

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 5 лет назад +7

      Metal overload aw great no argument just name calling that’s awesome. I don’t despise this movie it’s just not great. Offensive humor can be funny. But that’s the thing it can be

  • @warmlettuce9317
    @warmlettuce9317 2 года назад +107

    I love how there’s genuine comments here questioning the random and mean spirited violence in this movie when that’s literally the exact spirit of postal 2. it’s not red dead where ur character’s “supposed” to be a hero it’s fundamentally created to let you be an asshole.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 2 года назад +9

      It's just violence for the sake of it and that's that it's funny

    • @ocnarf40
      @ocnarf40 2 года назад +14

      best thing is, and to highlight your words
      "*let you* be an asshole"
      because it's in the cover itself, the game is only as violent as you are and peaceful runs are entirely possible

  • @casual_villain
    @casual_villain 2 года назад +209

    I always had a theory that the reason why Postal Dude doesn’t really act like himself until near the end of the movie is because, this is actually a prequel to the games.

    • @SnowyFoxlinn
      @SnowyFoxlinn 2 года назад +23

      Ehhh, prequel to Postal 2. Postal 1 is in an alternate Universe. I mean, there's no explanation on how the Dude could have escaped the asylum during the end of P1 in P2

    • @casual_villain
      @casual_villain 2 года назад

      Actually, from the looks of things, Postal Brain Damaged is seemingly going to be confirming that the two Dudes are the same person, as it has Dude have severe schizophrenic delusions and break out of a asylum. Then again, it is all just speculation

    • @Chaos-bg3nn
      @Chaos-bg3nn 2 года назад +13

      @@SnowyFoxlinn Did you ever consider the fact that the POSTAL games after the original are like fever dreams? My theorem is that he is still locked up and this time he is in control of his mind, so he is trying to disassociate from reality and place himself in a more normal world. Further explanations are the ties to POSTAL with the ambience, loading screens, asylum set piece, distortion of reality, POSTAL Brain Damaged, and POSTAL 4 pacifist ending.

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack Год назад +1

      ​@@SnowyFoxlinn Interestingly enough there was the Postal Dude's photo with the shaggy hair and red shirt fro mthe first game

    • @Thebroshow13
      @Thebroshow13 Год назад +5

      Postal 1 dude is the father of postal 2 dude .

  • @Zusse
    @Zusse 6 лет назад +1236

    I never knew this was a movie!

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  6 лет назад +91

      We think that about a lot of films

    • @stagebound1992
      @stagebound1992 6 лет назад +35

      Yea... but this is the one video game franchise you would think would GET a movie... or even a script. Or animation. Like, you would think not a single publisher or director on the planet would take up this kind of idea... but here it is, in full on cat silencer glory. XD

    • @jamiefernekees5041
      @jamiefernekees5041 6 лет назад +31

      FiVe Zusse Meanwhile, Postal Dude from Postal 2 watches the movie in a theater filled with charred corpses. "Hmm, not a bad film... Needs more Rick Hunter lines and me pissing on people."

    • @killedbycake7817
      @killedbycake7817 6 лет назад +10

      This movie is so dumb.

    • @Worlock303
      @Worlock303 6 лет назад

      Me too

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper 5 лет назад +185

    “Thought we just got a flat tire but we ran over a girl instead...
    Thank god”

    • @littlebignuts02
      @littlebignuts02 4 года назад +5

      God bless America

    • @KodenX
      @KodenX 2 года назад

      Not just any girl, a white woman

  • @drewmiller8784
    @drewmiller8784 6 лет назад +215

    they really hired J.K. Simmons just to kill him

    • @dureteheiral1793
      @dureteheiral1793 4 месяца назад +1

      I must be really tired, read that J.K. Simmons as Jessica Simpson at first glance..

  • @heisenberg6690
    @heisenberg6690 2 года назад +70

    Probably the only video game movie that’s accurate to the actual video game

  • @thezambambo2184
    @thezambambo2184 5 лет назад +118

    The one videogame adaptation that gets damn near every detail right, with the exception of that sweet trenchcoat The Dude wears, and the sunglasses, other than that, a lot of it is matching, right down to the fact that he uses a cat as a suppresor (though the cats die in the game afterwards)

    • @dr.hugog.hackenbush9443
      @dr.hugog.hackenbush9443 4 года назад +3

      Catpressor

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 года назад +2

      and his alien shirt, but that's alright. a peace sign is better

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 4 года назад +1

      Honestly, this is just a Thursday in Paradise Falls

    • @p.a.r.c1694
      @p.a.r.c1694 4 года назад +2

      Had a school kids massacred but the cat must live.

  • @CreditOneSux
    @CreditOneSux 6 лет назад +373

    Did they really put 9/11 at the start of the movie? DAMN! 😲

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  6 лет назад +98

      Uwe Boll is a beast

    • @2025fahaddenseje
      @2025fahaddenseje 5 лет назад +22

      just like the game.....They got balls too....

    • @myrnalaboy2840
      @myrnalaboy2840 5 лет назад +1

      Huge mistake on their part!

    • @Tomha
      @Tomha 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, it was frowned upon. But it was actually pretty funny.

    • @mgsxmike
      @mgsxmike 5 лет назад +4

      Happy 9/11

  • @AKAZA-kq8jd
    @AKAZA-kq8jd 6 лет назад +510

    did JK Simons just blew up.

    • @bradyhibbs2047
      @bradyhibbs2047 6 лет назад +6

      That’s what I’m saying

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 5 лет назад +3

      *blow up
      LEARN HOW TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR!!!

    • @daniel-eq4px
      @daniel-eq4px 5 лет назад +1

      Misanthropic Isolation ????? It is correct wtf you talking about

    • @Metro5564
      @Metro5564 5 лет назад

      Misanthropic Isolation bro both of them are correct

    • @williampoole1742
      @williampoole1742 4 года назад +3

      "Not uh... Not quite my suicide bombing..."

  • @Kagetora-
    @Kagetora- 6 лет назад +197

    Rip that dude who played J.Jonah Jameson from the original Spider-Man movie

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 4 года назад +5

      And also cave Johnson maybe that's how he died

    • @П.и.П
      @П.и.П 4 года назад +1

      And also Commissioner Gordon from Justice League...

    • @Bootlegninja515
      @Bootlegninja515 2 года назад +1

      Rip the children

  • @moonman3695
    @moonman3695 5 лет назад +41

    You know this feels like the most accurate video game movie.

  • @theatpengineer3767
    @theatpengineer3767 Год назад +20

    0:40 Postal dude's change of emotion from "oh shi-" to "how much is this?" Is just hilarious to me😂

  • @chromaticturtle8657
    @chromaticturtle8657 5 лет назад +115

    the one adaptation that Uwe Boll got 100% right XD

    • @erinluoma4977
      @erinluoma4977 4 года назад +1

      Boll fucked up the Look of Postal dude. so the number you're looking for is 70%

    • @erinluoma4977
      @erinluoma4977 4 года назад

      @@jamesjackson8902 no, I'm talking about the outfit. if you want the apparel of the dude, at least put a trench coat over the outfit we see for him in this movie. Zack ward does really good though.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 года назад

      Problem is the movie feels more like Postal 2 but he claims it to be an adaptation of Postal 1 which has a really different tone

  • @pixythegunner
    @pixythegunner 5 лет назад +53

    How to describe POSTAL The Movie?
    Job Interview Gone Wrong

  • @Vujnovic634
    @Vujnovic634 5 лет назад +33

    I watch this movie as a kid without knowing about the game.
    I couldn't sleep for days.

  • @devinpetersen2387
    @devinpetersen2387 5 лет назад +28

    1:13 is just so satisfying

  • @ignaciotapia1946
    @ignaciotapia1946 6 лет назад +55

    0:33 what a bad mom 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bryceffgg207
      @bryceffgg207 Год назад +1

      That scream caught me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wolfdragon92584
    @Wolfdragon92584 6 лет назад +127

    We need more anti-PC films like this. It's cathartic and refreshing.

    • @quqbalam5089
      @quqbalam5089 5 лет назад +4

      Ignoring films like Black Panther which shows Africans as savages getting licked by rhinos. That film proves racism can be a trascendental art form.

    • @danielthegamer256
      @danielthegamer256 5 лет назад +4

      yes we need more non-PC films like T, and R rating movies.

    • @askeletonhl2asian897
      @askeletonhl2asian897 4 года назад

      Is this a drama or a serious conversation

    • @Wolfdragon92584
      @Wolfdragon92584 4 года назад +1

      This is how lighting a cigarette sparks a massive fire.

  • @harrytheseal6566
    @harrytheseal6566 2 года назад +35

    0:35 Oh, what a nice guy to hug another human being
    *they both explode*
    Still such a nice guy
    Postal logic

  • @sonphan9282
    @sonphan9282 4 года назад +8

    0:42 when you stub ur toe, but u gotta act cool

  • @kuyakyel324
    @kuyakyel324 6 лет назад +137

    Allah!
    *gets hugged by a man and killed by an explosion.*

  • @floridabamalife1699
    @floridabamalife1699 6 лет назад +48

    This is a weird movie but has hilarious deaths

  • @gordon-ale4463
    @gordon-ale4463 5 лет назад +29

    0:54 it might sound weird but I lost my liver laughing at the child being killed AHAHHAHAA

  • @technnicalvapor007
    @technnicalvapor007 5 лет назад +16

    2:30 RAMBO INTENSIFIES

  • @DivingDonut
    @DivingDonut 6 лет назад +147

    I like this movie way more than I should

    • @CarnageCounts
      @CarnageCounts  6 лет назад +11

      Everyone has their thing, man. I enjoy shark/monster movies way more than I should.

    • @Oliver0511
      @Oliver0511 4 года назад +1

      @Amadeus Eisenberg The children i guess

  • @misterbones5981
    @misterbones5981 5 лет назад +13

    Never knew this was a movie....that being said.....I'm gonna watch it now

  • @christophern310
    @christophern310 5 лет назад +10

    Has there ever been a movie with that perfect one kill per minute

  • @alexandercatz5214
    @alexandercatz5214 6 лет назад +91

    It's still more charming than the rampage movies. That's not saying much though. The only part I liked is when Bush nukes the world and destroys the chance of this ever getting a sequel.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад

      I found them both pretty good. Rampage kinda droned on though.

    • @quqbalam5089
      @quqbalam5089 5 лет назад +3

      @Amadeus Eisenberg
      Except when it involves Judeo-Communists. In which case burn their work to the ground and don't allow anyone to see it.

    • @danielthegamer256
      @danielthegamer256 5 лет назад +1

      @Amadeus Eisenberg true.

  • @abohsukampret
    @abohsukampret 5 лет назад +18

    3:47 Did he just blow on a guy on fire?

  • @snowmexican8558
    @snowmexican8558 5 лет назад +12

    You forgot the Nukes in the end! Best deaths in the movie.

  • @cavorith9553
    @cavorith9553 6 лет назад +3

    1:01
    Girl: *gets shot*
    Girl: *blinks*
    1 SECOND LATER
    Girl: *falls*

  • @Ashmaq98
    @Ashmaq98 4 года назад +3

    “I thought we had a flat but we just ran over some girl. Thank god” 😂😂😂

  • @yusufzaelani3173
    @yusufzaelani3173 5 лет назад +6

    0:07 *plane crash*
    *just 5 victims dies*
    Me: "rockstar maybe sick"

  • @RCT3Crashes100
    @RCT3Crashes100 5 лет назад +3

    0:30 - Me when a new Carnage Counts comes out!
    (Seriously, I just discovered this channel yesterday, and it's great! I was watching last night with a cup of tea and some snacks :) )

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 4 года назад +3

    I was extremely confused and bewildered and traumatized watching this carnage count with no context and having never seen the movie... until I realized it was based on Postal the video game.

  • @BoogieBoy_
    @BoogieBoy_ 2 года назад +13

    the knock back in this is stronger than Mario’s down b

  • @brokeboichris4733
    @brokeboichris4733 6 лет назад +17

    Holy shit, I gotta go replay Postal because of its stupidity.
    Edit: Holy shit, I barely noticed that they used J.K Simmons for this movie! 😂😂😂

  • @fadlyds8099
    @fadlyds8099 2 года назад +21

    The funny/weird thing is that all the civillians in this movie died within 1 shot of pistol and machine gun while in the game it took around 2-5 shots of pistol and 5-10 shots of machine gun to kill a civillian. This proves that all the characters in the movie version is way weaker than the game version.

  • @folfielukather8083
    @folfielukather8083 4 года назад +2

    the cat suppresor and the terrorists at the church tell me that this is based off the game

  • @cobaia916
    @cobaia916 6 лет назад +8

    2:54 This ia just baby

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:55 oh my god that poor child 😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @bigboibereta1702
    @bigboibereta1702 4 года назад +7

    0:24 me when i play Payday 2 on easy difficulty

  • @darkroninmarvel
    @darkroninmarvel 6 лет назад +421

    how did that cat survived a gun trough the anus!?

    • @nahueltabarez8889
      @nahueltabarez8889 6 лет назад +118

      Have you ever played postal 2? xD its a fucking nonsense and i love it

    • @RiversThePerson
      @RiversThePerson 6 лет назад +53

      Opened its mouth :/

    • @MrPINHEAD123
      @MrPINHEAD123 6 лет назад +8

      Owe bowl logic

    • @hausdimitrescu
      @hausdimitrescu 6 лет назад +9

      Nine lives, yo. Just used one up!

    • @hiraeth437
      @hiraeth437 6 лет назад +37

      In the game, you can use a cat as a silencer. The whole movie was basically a nod to how massively stupid the game was. Games worth a play though. Max difficulty, it’s fun trying to stay alive longer then five minutes.

  • @awalker2688
    @awalker2688 6 лет назад +27

    0:35 best part

  • @Marcinex
    @Marcinex 4 года назад +2

    I sadly have to say that this is the only Video Game based movie that really works and is faithfull to the source material. I love this movie for it, well..... not for everything else, but still.. props.

  • @picvajzpikcers
    @picvajzpikcers 5 лет назад +9

    Still historically more accurate than Zero Dark Thirty.

  • @TheGreatKuno
    @TheGreatKuno 4 месяца назад

    There is nothing better than Carnage count's cling

  • @samnowland4679
    @samnowland4679 5 лет назад +4

    My favorite line: "I REGRET NOTHING".

  • @OfficialHoDawg
    @OfficialHoDawg 5 лет назад +1

    Damn, kids and babies. This film shows no mercy.

  • @josefernandes2210
    @josefernandes2210 5 лет назад +9

    underrated movie

  • @franklindguccibelt6209
    @franklindguccibelt6209 4 года назад +2

    Little did we know that 2020 was a Postal game

  • @DeathHead1983
    @DeathHead1983 5 лет назад +59

    Jesus is the whole movie just one giant shootout

    • @David-eh9le
      @David-eh9le 5 лет назад +9

      Its the best videogameadoptation ever made

    • @rossaiello9935
      @rossaiello9935 5 лет назад +1

      Don't forget it's a shootout with lots of babes

    • @OrdinaryOrchid
      @OrdinaryOrchid 2 года назад

      And babies.

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 5 лет назад +1

    In 2008 the Razzies had a field day with Uwe Boll.
    He won Worst Director for this (also for In The Name Of The King and Tunnel Rats) and The Worst Career Achievement Award as “Germany’s answer to Ed Wood”.
    And was nominated for other 2 awards: for his cameo in Postal he was nominated for Worst Supporting Actor (lost against Pierce Brosnan and his terrible singing voice in Mamma Mia!) and Worst Screen Couple as “Uwe Boll and any actor, camera or screenplay” (lost against Paris Hilton in The Hottie & The Nottie)

  • @ikb.2321
    @ikb.2321 2 года назад +29

    It's crazy on how less offended people were back then, they knew how to take jokes and criticism, if this was released in 2022, this would have gotten cancelled the moment it was even released.

    • @yaboiandrew2058
      @yaboiandrew2058 2 года назад +5

      nah, the game itself had quite a bit of controversy back then

    • @zykh7985
      @zykh7985 2 года назад +4

      Actually Postal 4 was realeased in 2019

  • @masturbatingkitten9300
    @masturbatingkitten9300 4 года назад

    I love how he casually pops the cat off the gun after using it as a silencer and it just walks away...

  • @THE_RENAME
    @THE_RENAME 2 года назад +6

    Dead kid 1:32

  • @ericbrett3095
    @ericbrett3095 4 года назад +2

    Glad to see the bully from A Christmas Story doing what he does as an adult.

  • @PedroHenrique-ob4gj
    @PedroHenrique-ob4gj 5 лет назад +12

    I have sure ''P E T I T I O N'' was Inspired this film.

  • @akaijuinomaha5324
    @akaijuinomaha5324 4 года назад +2

    “I hate video games.”
    - Uwe Boll

  • @virulentstalker9014
    @virulentstalker9014 6 лет назад +5

    "Well, this is going to be an interesting day..."

  • @ben2741
    @ben2741 2 года назад +5

    1:41 Akira Lane?!

  • @rockygonzalez5962
    @rockygonzalez5962 6 лет назад +6

    1:16 this part is funny

  • @battlerog_fr
    @battlerog_fr 6 лет назад +20

    0:33 lol wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkmarv8045
      @darkmarv8045 6 лет назад +1

      yolomlg mlg fail A funny J.K. Simmons scene. 😂

  • @rikielanasui742
    @rikielanasui742 2 года назад +9

    2:12 Dat war cry tho

  • @gretathuumberg
    @gretathuumberg 4 года назад

    Hollywood: YOU CAN'T KILL A CHILD!
    Uwe Boll: Hölden mein lager

  • @MCatXX
    @MCatXX 6 лет назад +3

    4:12 was my favorite part of the whole movie 😂😂😂

  • @funnyacres5078
    @funnyacres5078 5 лет назад +1

    1:50 damn, that’s a clever way of suppressing your gun. Cat would’ve died probably but srsly that’s hilarious

  • @AdianoTMO69
    @AdianoTMO69 6 лет назад +2

    FINALLY.
    THANK YOU.

  • @jwade3569
    @jwade3569 4 года назад

    " this can't be good for me, but i feel GREAT "

  • @ShermanYeo
    @ShermanYeo 6 лет назад +6

    Welp, that was 'Cat'astropic! XD at 1:47

  • @SSSnake420
    @SSSnake420 6 лет назад +1

    You Make Good Carnage Count Videos!

  • @slavvodkaman9359
    @slavvodkaman9359 5 лет назад +18

    "Jihad Milk?"

  • @spagetmonster6880
    @spagetmonster6880 4 года назад +1

    I feel like this movie caught the essence of the games really well

  • @feerzo1431
    @feerzo1431 6 лет назад +73

    We were soldiers (2002) Pls

  • @yeisonabreu1211
    @yeisonabreu1211 2 года назад +1

    The one movie that actually shows a beginning sequence of kids getting freaking shot lmao

  • @chrisf.b.1056
    @chrisf.b.1056 6 лет назад +3

    2:03 laugh got me lololol

  • @GDXdominator
    @GDXdominator 5 лет назад

    “This can’t be good for me, but I feel great.”

  • @lautaroalday7225
    @lautaroalday7225 5 лет назад +13

    Ahhh, a normal day in the U.S.A

  • @Seeves
    @Seeves 5 лет назад

    This entire movie is basically if someone high on cocaine tried to make the big firefight from Hot Fuzz into its own movie.

  • @IamSPEED-vy6ii
    @IamSPEED-vy6ii 4 года назад +3

    1:16
    Sorry we’re closed...BITCH!

  • @tokusatsunerd
    @tokusatsunerd 6 лет назад

    Ah... here's a challenge for you. Do a Carnage Count for Celebrity Deathmatch.

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 5 лет назад

      Shane Jones dam...that's ancient

  • @coleferraro767
    @coleferraro767 6 лет назад +4

    3:01 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MuchTub3
    @MuchTub3 4 года назад

    This looks great!

  • @sdlfjlsdkf
    @sdlfjlsdkf 2 года назад +16

    How in the living hell did they get JK Simmons to do this film LMAO

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:08 ouch he’s been shot in the testicles

  • @alvisceratortheultimate1660
    @alvisceratortheultimate1660 6 лет назад +3

    You're the Greatest, Carnage Counts.

  • @MaxwellTH2077
    @MaxwellTH2077 6 лет назад +2

    0:53 Why you kill kid Why you kill kid!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh eat this fucker 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

  • @caustic5615
    @caustic5615 6 лет назад +7

    1:17 BITCH

  • @run2u520
    @run2u520 4 года назад +1

    0:51
    Poor Krotchy.

  • @MissterView
    @MissterView 5 лет назад +2

    So Everyone is dying?
    THIS IS GUT STUFF

  • @martinsae1187
    @martinsae1187 4 года назад

    In a world where everyday is crazy
    Theres a dude who can survive this craziness also kids die. And he regrets nothing
    -Postal Dude

  • @timsillery8709
    @timsillery8709 6 лет назад +2

    Who woulda thought that between the director of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Uwe Boll, it'd be Uwe Boll who directed the better JK Simmons flick?

  • @SomeGuyandanAmbulance
    @SomeGuyandanAmbulance 5 лет назад +2

    What do you mean this wasn't what you were expecting? It's Postal