So you’re telling me you don’t eat out once a month or something, the Patreon is like a Big Mac a month, basically 2 sodas from the store a month. I feel bad if you’re that broke, may just pay for your subscription
As a former weed addict, what Joe said is 100% TRUE. Weed can be highly addictive and completely fuck up your life. 2 years clean and sober and feeling better than I ever have. Much love lizards
It's dope seeing peeps like you who know, man. It sucks seeing people being consumed with it, making excuses, treating it like everything but a drug. Then those same people aren't doing anything and are down financially. Big up to you, bro, for getting out of it. I wish you nothing but the best!🎉🎉🎉
I’m so happy that they spoke up about the genocides… so many creators are silent. I’m proud of you guys. Cause it’s not even politics, it’s about humanity.
Time stamps where I laughed so hard listening to. 6:10 -pg n Berlin killing me 7:33 - BERLIZARD 11:20 - 🖖🏽 this. 13:33 - “stronger,more masculine” 18:10- Joe a goof 💪🏻 19:20- Berlin likes being a Lizard… 23:48 - lizard harmonizing 24:42 - PG TAKE A DAY OFF BRO 38:19 - cheat day…🦗 39:55 - joe instigating 42:39 - IM NOT!! (W Berlin for putting resources in the description) 1:21:36 - BASKKETBALLL 1:28:51 - PG GOING OFFFFFFFF 1:42:30 - good shiii 🖖🏽👽🖖🏽 1:50:50 - just the laughing lol. Did I miss anything yall liked?? See u Next time broossss euhhhhhhh.
Didn’t even start the video, but ran straight to the caption and nearly cried when I saw the operation olive branch link there. I love you guys. This means so much to me and so many others
1:19:10 I was like “no way….” And now I know my people are reaching everyone. Free Palestine and any country that is going through what we are. Y’all made me cry and I appreciate you guys speaking on this!! Love you guys💕
Shoutout to Berleezy for slowing down on the banyan! IDGAF it's hard sometimes to quit the devils lettuce cause it can be so nice to you when you have it but motivation becomes lacking when you do smoke tbh. stay strong Berleezy!!!
1:06:00 for those unfamiliar with this case, Harris was in jail for 2 days. Then a few days after the internet lambasted this man, the court revealed that it was actually the result of a clerical error and his suspension should have been lifted 2 years. So a wave of apologies and sympathies came through and a new court date was set to right the wronf... BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! The man never had a license in Michigan. In fact, HE NEVER HAD A LICENSE TO BEGIN WITH!! ABC asked him if he ever had a license and his verbatim answer was "I know I had a permit? I don't remember." But when he got pulled over in 2023, Harris admitted he didn't have a valid license to a police officer! So he went like 8 months without a license, then LIED about it
Everybody may not agree on every topic discussed here, but we can agree these episodes are down to earth, original and authentic. Another great episode
Hey Speakeezy, I just thought I’d vent real quick cause. I listen to your guys’s episodes as soon as they drop, I download them and listen to them at my job to help me get by and stay sane. I used to be able to catch your guys’s streams but it isn’t possible anymore for me..Look, I’m being %100 honest. I hate the way my life is right now as I work graveyard shifts at a factory working anywhere from 50-60 hours a week sometimes 80 hours total with maybe a day off or two in between and potentially even going as long as 11 days straight some months with only a single day off at the very end to look forward to. To only sleep through my day off and start the “grind” again. My dream is to have financial freedom. My dream is to coach for Muay Thai, ref for some sort of combat sport, and sell art on the side and potentially even basic clothing of original designs with use of popular anime IP, I’ve shared some of my artwork in the Eezy Gang discord and found a lot of praise, support, love, and motivation to keep going. I don’t want this fucking life I currently have, I don’t want to be inside a cold loud factory seeing coworkers I care little for more than I see my actual loved ones that I truly care about and use my time towards things I truly love doing. I love drawing and painting, I love playing music, I love training and teaching Muay Thai classes at the gym I used to train at consistently, I love gaming and just enjoying the company of my family and friends. I don’t like that I feel like a corpse, I don’t like that I sleep when everyone else is awake going about their day, I don’t like being awake while everyone is already fast awake… but sadly right now. This job is one of the better paying jobs in my small cow town. I want a regular person schedule and would absolutely LOVE to work from home if I could and if that were available to me. I suppose I gotta be patient? But I’m miserable and have been for the last 3 years at this job. Should I go back to school and work toward a goal of attaining better options for myself? Should I pay off whatever I need and just go for my dream? Sadly, California ain’t cheap to live alone or in a city. But I just want that freedom, I want my time back
I hope they see this. Don't ever give up on your dream and make it your fuel to success. That's probably the most cliche thing you've heard today but I just wanted to let you know that somebody has seen this
really felt this. u def gotta make that jump when ur prepared for any ups n downs that come with. u gotta build the life u wanna live man. sure would be a hell of a lot easier if u had others around supporting u but sometimes u just gotta work with the cards uve been given
oh the operation olive branch link in the description, going into depth about what it is and how to help out Palestinian families 🥹 my heart. edit, after watching the podcast in it’s entirety: i know berlin’s showcased his support for Palestine a few times through stories shared on his instagram and now by platforming & personally participating in Operation Olive Branch (which is commendable) but the vagueness in his statement despite the detailed description was a little disheartening to see/hear. i’d like to reiterate that the language and the words that you decide to use matters, especially when touching on the on-going genocide against Palestinians by the settler colony.
@@reptilesurpreme841 i quite literally pointed it out & said that what he’s done is commendable compared to others with a platform who refuse to even utter the word “Palestine”. there’s also absolutely no hostility in anything i said nor was i trying to paint him as this activist he never claimed to be, i’m well aware of that as he’s personally touched on that too. all i wanted to get across was that the words & the language that are used for what’s going on matters deeply-no argument, just improvement & that should be okay to do & talk about.
That handshake exemplifies lizardry to the T😂 11:21 Joe I almost choked on my food😂18:44 The way y'all grilled PG for the handshake lmao 43:46 I remember Tory did a live set on youtube during the pandemic and it was fire 1:01:10.
Ive had a lot of stuff on my mind and figuring out what i want to do in life as well as personal stuff going in in my life so this helps distract me but helps me when i see my fav youtubers talk and make jokes ❤
Yo, congratulations on your T break Berlin, I been 5 months and shit is toughhhh, but a lot better, the crashout was tough in the beginning so now it makes sense on why you don’t post from time to time, but after so long of being away, it feels fking great to just be bruu
on the weed topic it's like with any relationship like lets say with a person, with food, work, etc. if it's not for you at a certain moment it's best to reassess and look at what you want from it and reevaluate why you're using it. treat absolutely everything with respect from people/animals to substances. it'll always be there it's not horrible to take breaks or stop outright. As much as people want others to smoke weed it's not for everyone and truly not everyone should have it. As a huge stoner it's good to here Berlin talk about his journey on having a healthy relationship with weed and trying to figure out what works best with him whether its cutting out completely or just smoking here and there when not busy. All love for my favorite people and podcast ❤❤❤
Appreciate you guys for talking abt the ongoing violence in Palestine & Congo ❤️ Hoping there's more insightful chats & progress on updates from the resources x
Fighting back tears writing this when y'all touched on the sad events taking place worldwide and making a stand against genocide! As a Palestinian, it means the world to me that some of my favorite entertainment figures are on the right side of history! SPEAKEEZY GANG FOR LIFE!!!!! EUGHHH!!!!!
With that court case, it was actually a clerical error from the court and his license was no longer suspended so he was good to drive. He went to jail but was released after they caught the error.
Thank y’all for speaking out about the genocides of Palestine and Congo. A lot of people with your platform and following definitely wouldn’t do the same so I’m glad to hear someone speak up about it
That door is open and kai is the one to do it. Kai can give so many others an opportunity to pull up and max out the platform now. That's alot of eyes which means thats even more influence, Kai is expanding this streaming thing and it will be insane looking back on it because he's only 22, he has so much more he could do in the future I can't even imagine what's next, streaming is evolving right before our eyes
Did they ever talk about the “Last of us”hbo show on pateron? If not we need a neighborhood watch segment of it, especially since those games were iconic for the channels.
Episode 11 is on Patreon! Link in description.
I'm broke
😢🤔🌿
🥲 why?
I'm cryin because I'm a lil broke rn 😭gotta remind myself to check it out when I'm paid
So you’re telling me you don’t eat out once a month or something, the Patreon is like a Big Mac a month, basically 2 sodas from the store a month. I feel bad if you’re that broke, may just pay for your subscription
three lizards walk into a room...
Reptileezy 🦎🤣🤣🤙🏽
Nbr!!! 😭🤣
i hope they see this comment.
2 and a half
somelizards is crazyy
As a former weed addict, what Joe said is 100% TRUE. Weed can be highly addictive and completely fuck up your life. 2 years clean and sober and feeling better than I ever have. Much love lizards
It's dope seeing peeps like you who know, man.
It sucks seeing people being consumed with it, making excuses, treating it like everything but a drug. Then those same people aren't doing anything and are down financially.
Big up to you, bro, for getting out of it. I wish you nothing but the best!🎉🎉🎉
@@BlueBamboo9 Exactly. At a certain point you get sick and tired of being sick and tired. Thank you man!
@@622chaos Eugh! "Sick and tired of being sick and tired" is a BAR!!!!! Man, thank YOU for starting my morning off right!
@@BlueBamboo9 EUghhhhh big barssss
Respect y’all opinions , me personally, ever since I been smoking good weed life has been improving in every aspect
"I like being a lizard"
the way i dropped the pen and threw my glasses lmaooooo
The switch up was immaculate lol
are jojo still cool with them?
@@teebabesxotf is Jojo bro
@@teebabesxoI’ve been wondering this too
@@teebabesxoi been trying to find that out for the longest
Berlin acting like he not the main lizard just cause he semi-calm one episode is crazy😂😂 Like come on, Lizzy Unc, let's get you to bed, fr💤
😹😹
I’m so happy that they spoke up about the genocides… so many creators are silent. I’m proud of you guys. Cause it’s not even politics, it’s about humanity.
My favorite trio: Berlizard, Joegecko, and P-guana(iguana)
Joegecko and P-guana is creative a little😂😂
🤣🤣
Joe igecko
@@rjtransform😂
I'm dead 💀💀💀
Just three lizards dapping up their tails
Not the tails😂😂😂
Time stamps where I laughed so hard listening to.
6:10 -pg n Berlin killing me
7:33 - BERLIZARD
11:20 - 🖖🏽 this.
13:33 - “stronger,more masculine”
18:10- Joe a goof 💪🏻
19:20- Berlin likes being a Lizard…
23:48 - lizard harmonizing
24:42 - PG TAKE A DAY OFF BRO
38:19 - cheat day…🦗
39:55 - joe instigating
42:39 - IM NOT!!
(W Berlin for putting resources in the description)
1:21:36 - BASKKETBALLL
1:28:51 - PG GOING OFFFFFFFF
1:42:30 - good shiii 🖖🏽👽🖖🏽
1:50:50 - just the laughing lol.
Did I miss anything yall liked?? See u Next time broossss euhhhhhhh.
The rico cussing conversation was my by far favorite. I screamed so loud i woke my parents up 😭
W bro
The “eughs” & “okays” as the background vocals @ 54:45 omg im crying 😭😭💀
45:43 mouth fart…i might as well picked pooh bear bitch 😂
@@ReggieRodgers💀
Real ones are too broke to afford patreons
Eugh
facts 😭
real
Eughh👌🏽🤞🏽
Eugh
Praying for Cory to make an appearance in this pod 🔥
that would be so fire, dashie would be another fire guest
dashie >>>> cory
@@martingarricks6209 stop comparing they friends
@@martingarricks6209relax
@@martingarricks6209 Let's not do that
Didn’t even start the video, but ran straight to the caption and nearly cried when I saw the operation olive branch link there. I love you guys. This means so much to me and so many others
Seriously I think it is great, I wish I could support rn
Pg height DONT change when he stands up 🤣😅
YOOO that is disrespectful 😭😭😂
@@n.o.a.w.3264 Fr!!! But it’s true!!!🤣
😂😂😂
1:19:10 I was like “no way….” And now I know my people are reaching everyone. Free Palestine and any country that is going through what we are. Y’all made me cry and I appreciate you guys speaking on this!! Love you guys💕
Last episode was the FreakEezy but 10 minutes in I'm already knowing this finna be the BeefEezy
Also I want y'all to peep how Berlin is driving something from the year 3038 wit TWO steering wheels 1:10:05
Shoutout to Berleezy for slowing down on the banyan! IDGAF it's hard sometimes to quit the devils lettuce cause it can be so nice to you when you have it but motivation becomes lacking when you do smoke tbh. stay strong Berleezy!!!
20:08 pg saying "oh shit i missed yall" i felt that when I get with the homies after not hanging for a min 😂😢 pure laughs
AYE BERLEEZY! U GOTTA BRING BRITTANI ON THE PODCAST BRU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Righttttt
omggg immediately
Ain't no way Berlin just said instigating is a conversation😂
Put this man in the Hood Olympics IMMEDIATELY!!!
PG: That's that lizard shit
Berlin: That is that lizard shit
Joe: So we're all lizards? All of us? EUGH!?
😭😭😭
1:06:00 for those unfamiliar with this case, Harris was in jail for 2 days. Then a few days after the internet lambasted this man, the court revealed that it was actually the result of a clerical error and his suspension should have been lifted 2 years. So a wave of apologies and sympathies came through and a new court date was set to right the wronf... BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! The man never had a license in Michigan. In fact, HE NEVER HAD A LICENSE TO BEGIN WITH!! ABC asked him if he ever had a license and his verbatim answer was "I know I had a permit? I don't remember." But when he got pulled over in 2023, Harris admitted he didn't have a valid license to a police officer! So he went like 8 months without a license, then LIED about it
*Them talking about going to the gym during the highs & lows*
Berlin still tilted about last episode's comments: "I LIKE BEING A LIZARD ☝🏽🤓" 😂😂😂
Everybody may not agree on every topic discussed here, but we can agree these episodes are down to earth, original and authentic. Another great episode
the more I watch these the more I’m understanding the three of you. Im so proud of all of you.
thats a genuine ass laugh from berlin 11:21
This the only podcast that make u feel like u kicking it with the homies
Berlin picking Spider-Man with the Lizard in the same world just stamps it
Mark from rdc and Berlin been sick for 2 years straight
Ong my boi mark stay coughing on stream 🤣🤣🤣🤣
yall just can't keep up with the episode numbers 💀
Ep 11 is on patreon
Ep 11 was on patreon
@@naenaeg2193did they talk about Kendrick’s diss “they not like us”
@@yurrr4338lmk if u find out
@@yurrr4338 I don’t know
Imma rewatch this and time stamp the lizardry Berlin showing
Please do😂
He ain't do it @@livhuji733
1:42:17 PG like, "wtf are we talking abotu?" 😂😂😂
Berlin telling them to roast him then telling Joe that's personal when he told him he gets sick all the time is LIZARDDRY LMAO
Joe carried the ending with the line " B*tch "🤣🤣🤣took me OUTTT
PG really think that’s a REAL near death experience 😂😂🤦🏽♂️ bro got pranked and think that was close to him losing his life😭
That's what I'm sayin
Hey Speakeezy, I just thought I’d vent real quick cause. I listen to your guys’s episodes as soon as they drop, I download them and listen to them at my job to help me get by and stay sane. I used to be able to catch your guys’s streams but it isn’t possible anymore for me..Look, I’m being %100 honest. I hate the way my life is right now as I work graveyard shifts at a factory working anywhere from 50-60 hours a week sometimes 80 hours total with maybe a day off or two in between and potentially even going as long as 11 days straight some months with only a single day off at the very end to look forward to. To only sleep through my day off and start the “grind” again.
My dream is to have financial freedom. My dream is to coach for Muay Thai, ref for some sort of combat sport, and sell art on the side and potentially even basic clothing of original designs with use of popular anime IP, I’ve shared some of my artwork in the Eezy Gang discord and found a lot of praise, support, love, and motivation to keep going. I don’t want this fucking life I currently have, I don’t want to be inside a cold loud factory seeing coworkers I care little for more than I see my actual loved ones that I truly care about and use my time towards things I truly love doing. I love drawing and painting, I love playing music, I love training and teaching Muay Thai classes at the gym I used to train at consistently, I love gaming and just enjoying the company of my family and friends. I don’t like that I feel like a corpse, I don’t like that I sleep when everyone else is awake going about their day, I don’t like being awake while everyone is already fast awake… but sadly right now. This job is one of the better paying jobs in my small cow town. I want a regular person schedule and would absolutely LOVE to work from home if I could and if that were available to me. I suppose I gotta be patient? But I’m miserable and have been for the last 3 years at this job.
Should I go back to school and work toward a goal of attaining better options for myself? Should I pay off whatever I need and just go for my dream? Sadly, California ain’t cheap to live alone or in a city. But I just want that freedom, I want my time back
I hope they see this. Don't ever give up on your dream and make it your fuel to success. That's probably the most cliche thing you've heard today but I just wanted to let you know that somebody has seen this
Lock in bro
Idk if you have savings but at some point you gotta make the push. To me there's no point wallowing in unhappiness if you have other options.
really felt this. u def gotta make that jump when ur prepared for any ups n downs that come with. u gotta build the life u wanna live man. sure would be a hell of a lot easier if u had others around supporting u but sometimes u just gotta work with the cards uve been given
oh the operation olive branch link in the description, going into depth about what it is and how to help out Palestinian families 🥹 my heart.
edit, after watching the podcast in it’s entirety: i know berlin’s showcased his support for Palestine a few times through stories shared on his instagram and now by platforming & personally participating in Operation Olive Branch (which is commendable) but the vagueness in his statement despite the detailed description was a little disheartening to see/hear. i’d like to reiterate that the language and the words that you decide to use matters, especially when touching on the on-going genocide against Palestinians by the settler colony.
@@Theuk__11 Aight bro yall gassing it
It’s damned if they do damned if they don’t. Be grateful. He spoke up he doesn’t have to write paragraphs about it. He’s comedian not a activist
@@reptilesurpreme841 i quite literally pointed it out & said that what he’s done is commendable compared to others with a platform who refuse to even utter the word “Palestine”.
there’s also absolutely no hostility in anything i said nor was i trying to paint him as this activist he never claimed to be, i’m well aware of that as he’s personally touched on that too. all i wanted to get across was that the words & the language that are used for what’s going on matters deeply-no argument, just improvement & that should be okay to do & talk about.
@@reptilesurpreme841stop instigating people are not going to like you in the future if you do that
That handshake exemplifies lizardry to the T😂 11:21
Joe I almost choked on my food😂18:44
The way y'all grilled PG for the handshake lmao 43:46
I remember Tory did a live set on youtube during the pandemic and it was fire 1:01:10.
Ive had a lot of stuff on my mind and figuring out what i want to do in life as well as personal stuff going in in my life so this helps distract me but helps me when i see my fav youtubers talk and make jokes ❤
Bro YESSSS!!!! I literally watched all the other episodes TWICE!! I miss you guys 😫
I’m so glad y’all are trying to stay consistent. Every ep with all three present has hit so far. Best podcast ever.
Yo, congratulations on your T break Berlin, I been 5 months and shit is toughhhh, but a lot better, the crashout was tough in the beginning so now it makes sense on why you don’t post from time to time, but after so long of being away, it feels fking great to just be bruu
yall remember when rock cussed on among us? 😂
Wait when or which video😭
and he dropped his favorite cuss word lol
54:56 joe came through with the vocals 😂
Bro got passionate for a minute
on the weed topic it's like with any relationship like lets say with a person, with food, work, etc. if it's not for you at a certain moment it's best to reassess and look at what you want from it and reevaluate why you're using it. treat absolutely everything with respect from people/animals to substances. it'll always be there it's not horrible to take breaks or stop outright. As much as people want others to smoke weed it's not for everyone and truly not everyone should have it. As a huge stoner it's good to here Berlin talk about his journey on having a healthy relationship with weed and trying to figure out what works best with him whether its cutting out completely or just smoking here and there when not busy. All love for my favorite people and podcast ❤❤❤
the lizardry on this ep crazy LMAO
They just got off that banyan before this episode 😂😂😂
this is literally one of the most entertaining podcasts out there. EUGH!!
Berlin talkin bout the za break in the beginning hitting home
45:10 There go Berlin.He asked Joe a question and went straight to being a lizard.
Yeah ngl I grew up on y’all and im 22 now! Crazy you dashie and a few others
Appreciate you guys for talking abt the ongoing violence in Palestine & Congo ❤️ Hoping there's more insightful chats & progress on updates from the resources x
Idk... This might be the first time I wanna actually sign up for a Patreon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Only these guys can convince me.
If there’s two lizards in a room and one normal guy ; there are 3 lizards in the room.
“You been a good boy or a bad boy” BERLIIIIIIN WHATS THE CONTEXT
I like the World Segment, keep popping off king
as a big dude, eating fruit will hydrate you a lot more than any water bottle or jug can. Get ur hydration from fruits yall ❤
What fruits brother?
@@ColexKi honeydew, melon, watermelon, grapes, water rich foods
That Sprouts conversation too real those cases of water $35 😂😂
Fighting back tears writing this when y'all touched on the sad events taking place worldwide and making a stand against genocide!
As a Palestinian, it means the world to me that some of my favorite entertainment figures are on the right side of history!
SPEAKEEZY GANG FOR LIFE!!!!! EUGHHH!!!!!
Respect for being sober bru
bro i hope they really keep staying consistent with this! Great content Love yall
I’m not working atm cuz of an injury so I’ve been itching for ts 😭😭😭 so overjoyed to see the team back
Real ones watched this a few days ago on Patreon
Eughhhhh 🤘🏾
As @Kdinzzz put it...
"Real ones too broke to buy the patreon😂"
..😭😭
@@elijahtthayer lmaooooo cryinggg
"this heat different" but wearing a sweater and pants is crazy
54:38 imma need joes version now
37:10 GRIPPY !
18:35 is so real like losses are just opportunities to learn.. no need to rage
We need a lizard counter for the 100 episodes just to see who’s the real lizard
Berlin lizard compilation gonna go crazy
Thanks you for this episode yall I really missed this
Yo the whole setup is a straight vibe bro 🙌🏾🙌🏾
“These kids just don’t watch TV at all.”
*Me at my big age of 28, watching Berlin and the crew instead of tv shows* 📺 💅🏽
Berlin’s trying to jump ahead of the lizard allegations. “I love being a lizard”… knowing he freaking HATES IT 🤣🤣🤣
41:43 damn Joe why you do my nigga Jimmy Neutron like that 😂😂😂
"We not doing that, AHAAAAAAA" 🤣
Berlin in glasses is- he- *coughs* he coo.
I listen at work, y’all are so mf funny!😂
With that court case, it was actually a clerical error from the court and his license was no longer suspended so he was good to drive. He went to jail but was released after they caught the error.
Couldn't he have told them at the zoom call that he was clear to drive, or he ain't know either?
@@livhuji733 Yeah I'm not sure why he didn't. Maybe he just thought he was mistaken? But yeah it definitely sucks.
White girl music from the early 2010s was hard. Went crazy on the school bus😂
Thank y’all for speaking out about the genocides of Palestine and Congo. A lot of people with your platform and following definitely wouldn’t do the same so I’m glad to hear someone speak up about it
joes solo was... was beautiful
The boys singing Taylor was hype asff
Joe - Da Bros
Berlin - Da Bros (Mimics Joe)
PG - Lizard
Just 3 lizards in an exhibit I guess 😭 10:49
This video is hard!!!! keep making more content please! this shits medicine bro.
Joe: “ Ahem… THE BOYS! 🗣️” 👀🤣🤣🤌🏽🤌🏽
Y’alls vibe is always immaculate 🔥
The Prometheus and Bob reference had me crying 😂
I waited my whole life for this
need more of the aita story’s brooo
Eughhh it’s good to see y’all back in action
"Crust or no crust" ayo I can't with joe man 🤣
That door is open and kai is the one to do it. Kai can give so many others an opportunity to pull up and max out the platform now. That's alot of eyes which means thats even more influence, Kai is expanding this streaming thing and it will be insane looking back on it because he's only 22, he has so much more he could do in the future I can't even imagine what's next, streaming is evolving right before our eyes
“I like being a lizard” Berlin Edmond 2024
Did they ever talk about the “Last of us”hbo show on pateron? If not we need a neighborhood watch segment of it, especially since those games were iconic for the channels.
i’ve been waitinggggg for a new episode !!
EUUUUGH SHOUTOUT JOE for shouting out my bro Bster 🔥🔥🔥
37:12 grippy 😂
this podcast actually makes me lol
I like the way this is going, good job bros!!
Berleezy on everybody ass dis episode the first 5 min is crazy😂😂😂
RICO "I'm in a match bro"💀