Playing as a thief in Morrowind vs Oblivion vs Skyrim
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It's basically a popular meme in a Russia - Москва метро Люблино работаем
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I miss the bug where chickens would report crimes and even hire thugs to beat you up in Skyrim
oh, yeah that was a thing. xD
Best thing ever.
Not a bug a feature get it straight, and it just works. 👍
please tell me there's a mod that adds that back in
I once killed Nazeem and his wife for making me waste 20 minutes of my life trying to find Wintersand Manor which doesn't even exist and they both sent thugs after me from beyond the grave for killing one another
Oblivion was absolutely absurd. You'd steal a shield without the shopkeeper noticing, fast travel clear across the map, and the first guard who sees you goes "oh shit, there's that thief from Kvatch"
One of these guards, follow me for hurs to pay a stupid crime (5 septims)
bruh, you lyin.
Ain't no Kvatch to steal from lol.
how tf do you steal from kvatch
They prob have the kvatch rebuilt mod lol
@@falpsdsqglthnsac step 1: be daedra/dremora
Step 2: don't profit because almost everyone will either kill you on sight or run away screaming, so you can't sell the loot.
Man, they even stole his counter? Can't have shit in Skyrim.
I'm trying to think how you could stuff a trading counter into your back pocket and walk out of the shop nonchalantly whistling and no guards are the wiser.
Guard: "Eh sir, I have never known Lucan Valerius to sell trading counters in his store before?"
Dragonborn: "Ah well, it is a general store after all, isn't it?"
@@Skyscraper2015 As the Dragonborn mounts up and rides into the sunset.
@@Skyscraper2015 well, he is the dragonborn
@@Skyscraper2015 Wait, you're questioning the guy who can fit armours, greatswords, shields, spears, greataxes, an assortment of flora, potions food items, bows and arrows and books enought to fit a library in his pockets over a counter?
@@belgarath6388 Don't be ridiculous, obviously 200 books don't weigh nearly as much as a counter so it makes sense that you can carry them on your person at all times! Duh!!
After removing the basket: "Thanks for bringing the claw back!"
"You and me. We're the only two around who aren't complete fools."
"Have a look around. Everything's for sale here, everything!"
@@Kaftan "Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing."
@@theknitby "Some may call this junk, but me I call them treasures."
It amuses me how they didn't bother to give him any additional dialogue for when you steal it again. I mean, who DOESN'T steal the claw back after completing the quest? He always just acts like it's proudly sitting there on his counter.
TES 4 sneaking: The best way to get into trouble.
TES 5 sneaking: The best way to get out of trouble.
TES 3 sneaking: Trouble
*YOUR CRIME HAS BEEN REPORTED!*
That's why you have to max it out... stealth is completely broken in morrowind at high levels. (Also make sure to get a good invisibility potion and use telekinesis, from the maximum render distance away.)
@@Grayson.P agreed.
Morrowind high level stealth: figuratively broken
Morrowind normal stealth: literally broken
Legit. I went into the tes3 mod tools and made myself a 100 chameleon, 1000 sneak item and i would still never land sneak attacks or theft
@@drwilyecoyote5357 yeah there was some coding issues. There are patches you can get for the game, but unpatched there was a cap for pickpockets at 56%.
1 thing Skyrim has over the others is actually letting you get away with a crime if no one sees it. Idk how many times I was alone in oblivion and a guard would manifest and arrest me
True, but the weird thing is, even a deer counts as a crime witness.
@@hansalanson3497 is that why???
have 1k plus in oblivion never once have i bin arrested if i was not trying to
It's ridiculous that they immediately know which items in your inventory are stolen and which are not anyway.
@@chakko007 that kinda checks out to an extent. Like shiny jeweled necklace? Yeah. Fucking 3 cheese wheels out of 900? No way
Best thing about Oblivion is that all shopkeepers have the magical ability to distinguish between an item you stole on the other side of the continent and an exact replica of said item that you acquired legally.
In Morrowind, shopkeepers only notice if an item was stolen if it used to be theirs. However, they all have invisible sniffer dogs and refuse to do business with you if their dog notices you have drugs on you.
They are just jealous you are not sharing the skooma
I wish morrowind had a faction of drug dealers you could join.
@@jimboramba Khajits ain't a faction but if you share some sugar they will welcome you with open paws.
Yes but in Morrowind, if you put your drugs on the ground you can resume shopping.
@@louisesoubeyrand2675 Isn't that even weirder though? If you worked at 7/11 and a customer dropped a brick of cocaine on the floor in front of you, wouldn't that make you less likely to do business with them?
I could watch the guard sneaking up on the player in oblivion all day.
I think morrowind actually kept track of which items belonged to what store so you couldn’t just sell the stolen goods back
Although it didn't mark which specific items were stolen, so if you sold them any item of the same type they'd report it as theft.
Also applies if you steal from your guild and sell it back
@@ticklezcat5191 I mean it makes sense. 8 candlesticks get stolen, then some random adventure comes up and sells 6 of the same candlestick the very next day? I'd call the guards.
@@ridiculousrandy1401 its not just the very next day. Its years from the item being stolen.
I stole the soul gems in the balmora guild and couldn't sell her any of the kind even if they were empty.
@@liquidsleepgames3661 Stash your items and goto jail. Problem solved.
“Stop right there criminal scum” is the most beautiful words I’ve ever heard
No one breakes the law in my watch!!!
"Stop you violated the law!"
Resist arrest
@@oghren6617 "then pay with your blood!"
the oblivion guards are my favourite
This blue dude actually gives me life force, he is a blessing in every way thank you for his repeat featuring.
I know what you mean.
I need to know the name of the song, desperately.
Nvm, I'm stupid.
I just wanna know the blue man's origins.
@@Skarwind That's meme from Russia:
Here's origins (Russian language): ruclips.net/video/993IlAGNwGU/видео.html (Метро Люблино работаем), song - 50 cent Kavkaz remix... i guess
we neeeed more blue guy xd
I love the Oblivion guy always spamming jump and doing weird moves to level up acrobatics. Basically all my runs are jumping around hurting myself and healing to level up resto.
Понимаю, я делаю как ты
Man being a scumbag in oblivion is some of the most fun i've ever had in a video game. Casting frenzy spells on random people in town then pointing and laughing as they attacked the guards is great fun. Then afterwards taking their house keys off the dead body and robbing them blind. There's nobody around to sneak past cause they're fuckin dead in the gutter lol. For some reason casting illusion spells on people isn't a crime.
i also loved how if citizens liked you enough, they'd attack the guards if the guards were after you... You could accidentally start a riot if you got caught stealing and tried to run instead of paying the fine
Playing chaotic evil in Oblivion.
Maybe skyrim has it right distrusting mages, probably stemmed from "look, if your friends, family and neighbors suddenly just go crazy then you need to kill the nearest mage, that'll probably solve the problem" and they aren't wrong.
"Good day sir How are you today. I've been better" - Oblivion npc
@@rustyshackleford1062 Tbh,that's not exactly inaccurate.Most of the time its either a mage,daedra,or a daedra summoned by mage for incidents like these.
I always found it really creepy how shopkeepers will follow you in oblivion, but only to a set distance. So whenever you move up stairs, they'll move enough so just their eyes and top of their head are visible
i always found it creepy with the fighters guild porters
It's like going to a shop in Chinatown.
@@sheogarraththose pissed me off so much. Literally. They would SPRINT to see what I was doing
One thing that always creeped me out was a female (I think) breton NPC voice line that just said "...you shouldn't be here". Straight out of a horror movie.
Skyrim shopkeepers do this as well, but they get right up your rear as if the hub theme is gonna start any second.
I like how Skyrim doesn't even need a meme attached to it, because it's a meme of its own.
the best way to make a game big is to make it its own meme
@@nemesisurvivorleon It's morbin' time
Right?! Skyrim IS the meme at this point.
Skyrim is the first game I ever actually went the "unethical" route. Thievery in that game is so damn lucrative and addicting, my hands were in EVERYONE'S pockets, and my first night in any town was spent clearing out valuables while their owners slept. Too fun.
A great way to level up also.
Yeah Morrowind stealing is so hard, especially pickpocket. Oblivion the guards will chase you all across the world but at least you can do backflips onto the roofs of buildings, skyrim you literally steal all the npcs possessions including their clothes and bounce lol.
If they didn't want you to steal they wouldn't've made Pickpocketing a skill.
Samee
@@brianlav1 it's practically an exploit with the training/pickpocket loop.
I will never tire of seeing blue bouncy boi in any game
The Skyrim exploit to steal stuff is no different from the morrowind exploit.
If a vendor has a long hanging lantern from the roof, you can stand with your head covered by it and steal everything around it, or if they don’t have a lantern hanging down, if you jump and your head hits the ceiling the game registers your character not in the building and you can freely take the daedric greaves at the dren plantation, or pretty much anything you want in any building. If you cant jump high enough just use a scroll of iccarin flight.
I have cleaned out Redoran and Hlaalu Vaults in Vivec this way many times. Levitation spells sometimes do the trick, otherwise powerful jump spells. Use telekinesis for extra win.
Didn't know about the lantern method though.
In morrowind you can hide behind the tiny pillar in dren plantation to completely clear the shelves (including D.Greaves.). No jumping required.
StØicbirch yeah it was kind of a broad statement, you can steal the limeware platter and warehouse key from the start of the game with the jumping method, but obviously there are (easier?)ways to go about it
@@RyanYoxo The easiest way at the start is to steal everything and drop it once. You can clear the entire starting rooms out with that method, and then combined with the ring you can usually buy whatever starting gear you need + a bunch of scrolls. That is if you haven't been ambushed by a dark brotherhood member the first hour you wait outside of seyda neen, which can be sold for tonnes of scrolls instead.
I've seen a feature(bug) where you stay hidden, open inventory and steal while in inventory mode. You can resize those tabs to make it much easier.
Meanwhile, playing a thief in Daggerfall: "This lock is too powerful for you."
The powers of Lockes should never be underestimated...
In Daggerfall main character its not a thief. He has permission from the emperor for search and seizure...
"this lock has nothing to fear from you"
*me, taking out my Ebony Warhammer*
"I beg to differ". And then you just break the doors apart.
HALT
Oh, my sweet, naive little lock! Allow me to introduce you to my sword.
That cut to the Riverwood Trader being totally fucking EMPTY absolutely killed me dead XD That was so good!!
Stay safe, traveller.
The best part is that even the kettle on his head was still there but his whole sister Camilla was gone, probably sold to Belethor up in Whiterun. Can't have shit in Skytroit
@@point-five-oh6249 “If I had a sister I’d sell her in a second!”
Morrowind’s lockpick successful sound is satisfying.
the editing on the blue man is really good. i like how he jumps onto, cartwheels and backflips off the counter. it looked really nice
yeah the agility bar even went down when he jumped
@@c-4in04 omg you're right it does!!
@@JaxontheOkay this man's ammount of effort is bottomless, AND roofless.
Not mention the caucasian ( most likely circassian ) choir with 50 cent remix in the backround .....what a masterpiece
Playing a thief in Daggerfall: You never escape the opening dungeon, because there's a skeleton, bat, or rat between you and the exit and you can't hit any of them with your butterknife.
There's also an imp, a bear, and a handful of bandits! 😓
Just give yourself spell absorption and spam aoe spells
Or you know how to break the game and start with an ebony knife.
Hilariously enough, that imp can also be damaged by unarmed attacks.
I finish almost all of my Oblivion playthroughs with save-scumming chameleon sigil stones
I mastered the timing of using an invisibility just as my invisibility was going to run out. Completely broke the game.
Ring of the Kajiet, chameleon gear and a custom spell that takes me to 110% chameleon with a massive light effect. Can walk around dungeons seeing everything and either ignore the enemies or kill them while they constantly wonder where the blows are coming from. Game totally broken but I do it every time.
I always cheat weightless daedric armor pieces and enchant them with chameleon and then play the game fully invisible.
@@dansharp2860 Yep, I did something similar with what I called Predator Build. Helmet had night-eye, necklace had detect life, and armor had chameleon, and I'd always go Illusion for the invis spell. Add in sneak and archery and the NPCs never stood a chance
Love the combo of that blue guy and the go shorty song
@satlarob full version of song ruclips.net/video/XGdIP_Z6fAo/видео.html
@satlarob in da бацэ
Sneaking in eso: *gets a bounty of 92 gold for stealing rice*
which one you gonna sell for 0
Inflation man gotta love that inflation
The fact that the stamina bar in oblivion diminished every time he made an acrobatic is life
The best thing in Skyrim in this particular shop was that right after I stole the claw and the basket fell from his head he said to me "You and me are the only ones who are not complete idiots"
You forgot the thing everyone does once they hit level 100 robbery
N a k e d c i t y s
My favorite thing about Oblivion is that you could befriend literally everyone. So much so that once you got them to a certain point they would come and fight for you no matter who it was that was coming after you. Heck! If a guard decided to fight you for whatever reason you'd have citizens, shopkeeps, even other guards come to fight for you. It was a truly broken and Hilarious system.
Especially since it's so simple. Just with a few levels in speechcraft you could trial and error your way through the minigame to an approval of over 70, which when boosted by fame or Speechcraft increasing items can easily jolt disposition to over 90, which not only gets people to fight for you, but also gets guards to pay for minor crimes (anything less than 1000 gold, so no murdering) out of their pocket. As for speechcraft increasing items, the only trouble will be finding the alchemical ingredients, because making the stuff is the most broken thing ever. (I got Alchemy 100 through just a few hours of buying up everyone's food, and once you get _Mercantile_ to a 100, oh boy. Buy an apple for a gold, sell apple juicy for 60... I jumped from fresh out of prison to having 100k+ gold in about two to three ingame weeks, it's that busted. I barely left the city!)
That last one god me XD
I really love all Morrowind related memes, they aren't ever exaggerated at all and I can always relate to every single one of them, Morrowind is either a nightmare, or a walk in the park, depends on your experience as a player, and on your character's stats
I think a lot of people struggle with it because it's really not the same kind of game. Morrowind has more in common with Pen and Paper RPGS than it does with even Oblivion. If you're the kind of player that is super into RP, and enjoys ACTUALLY adventuring (needing a map, training properly for what you're going to face, notetaking kind of adventure RP) then Morrowind is going to be more pleasurable for you. If you want a straight up action game Skyrim and Oblivion are more tailored to your tastes. Dice Rolls v. Direct translation of your input.
Are you one of those comment bots that's flooding the RUclips chat because the way you worded that absolutely screams "written to by an AI trying to pass as human."
@@mainstream2226 no, it's just that English isn't my mother language
These videos strongly reinforce my existing opinion that Morrowind is by far the best of the three, and Oblivion was just awful in every way.
@@kingbaard5395"Easily broken, but hellish if you don't know how to break it" describes such games pretty well.
I live how you edited out everything like you looted Lucius’ furniture from around him, but the kettle made him so unaware that he still has his hands up on the missing counter!
Explaining jokes always makes them so much better!
@@Mehow80 🤣
Kettle
You could just said that you liked the joke....
Not edited, console commands. Select an object, enter "disable" and any data concerning that object is disabled.
I love stealing in skyrim XD
'No, I'm not crouched in your personal sleeping quarters beside your shelves of Troll Fat, sir, I'm simply admiring them,' XD
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Love how for skyrim theres no meme, just footage of the game
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Bro Oblivion guards are insane. I once was clearing a cave and heard someone running toward me at mach 5 speed only to realize it was a guard that traveled all the way from the imperial city just to make me pay a fine.
Amazingly Skyrim has the best pickpocketing because Morrowind made it almost impossible to do practically and Oblivion somehow made reverse pickpocketing are dangerously overpowered. Because putting things INTO peoples pockets is okay but taking things out is not. Even if that thing is a ring that drains stamina and puts the person into a permanent coma.
I got into trouble in oblivion just by looking into a sleeping man's pocket
@@sirbacon7510 it can happen in Oblivion you can look into people's pockets in Skyrim without getting into trouble as long as you don't try to remove anything
It's not an oversight or lazy programming or bugs n stuff. People of Tamriel have become dumber as years go by, it's part of the lore. :O
much like how ur mom is part of the lore m8!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
The GodHead has a weird sense of humor...
@@LucasSouza-wx3st the deities in elder scrolls are jerks.
Nah, skyrimmers are just dumber
@Кайл MY MOM!!
The fact that he stole the front counter and all the cabinets too just got me lmao
I've always loved that no matter which version you play you have the option to show the thieves guild how it's really done.
The amount of people in the comments who seemingly never saw how busted 100% Chameleon was in Oblivion baffles me.
This, always crafted a set with every character
Freaking ay! I’ve been scrolling a faaaaaat min and was convinced i was the only one in the comments that knew lol😂
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Oblivion one representing Acrobatics pretty accurately
I lost it at the cauldron over Lucan's head 🤣 classic Skyrim move
LOL, I don't know if you've noticed, but at 0:28 there's a guard coming out the drawer. So that's how they were just everywhere.....
There are guards peeking out all over the place in the background in that house
Never had trouble stealing in Oblivion. By the time I even remotely tried stealing anything my character was 100% invisible 24/7.
That backflipping dude just needed the Gray Cowl to illustrate how uncatchable he is, and how broken its existence is lol
that morrowind lockpick success sound still gives me a rush
The moment you open the oblivion "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Laughed intensely enough to need my inhaler, maximum dose. Worth it.
The creepiest thing in all of Skyrim were the Inn keepers. I was opening rooms inside the Riften Inn looking for some guy that gave me a quest. All of a sudden I hear loud footsteps of someone running up the stairs. I turn around and see this argonian Inn Keeper standing behind me, staring into my soul in complete silence. Scared the crap out of me.
Sounds like oblivion
0:18 is hilarious 😂
Goddamn that's some good editing, absolutely love it 😂😂
I love how the first two use memes to give an idea of what it's like, while Skyrim **is** the meme and needs no change. 🤣
Love the stamina drop when he jumps
Oblivion shopkeepers follow you around which made it harder.
Kinda messed up now to think back about it, in every store you're treated like a thief. I suppose they know all the rest of the clients and they know criminal scum when they see it.
@@Illlium true, but then, you _are_ going into restricted areas.
@@georgeoldsterd8994 IIRC they'd be on your tail as soon as you broke line of sight, but I might be misremembering.
That day Lucan Valerius swore to never remove that jar from his head and his name would never be spoken again.
From now on he would be know as.. "Let me solo her".
The blue guy is literally me rushing acrobatics to 50 an then tumbling and cartwheeling my way through the rest of the game
Please keep doing these, we need more Morrowind (and TES) memes!
i one day wish for thighs as powerful as this blu mans
Lmao blue man flipping over the counter literally cured my diabetes
Omit that spongebob transition slide and you got solid vid start to finish
that ending was brilliant.
thanks for the great laugh.
I'm surprised he even manage to unlock that house in balmora without being caught, there's so many npc outside, it's the hardest part to unlock, once inside it's easy mode unless it's a merchant with a guard inside the building.
That lockpicking sound from Morrowind brought back a lotta old memories, holy shit.
"Are you looking for something in pot-icular?"
Having 100 sneak is ridiculous in Morrowind. I remember walking up to a bandit, having a conversation, and getting them to train a level in a skill, only for them to finally notice me and start attacking
so can we all just agree thieving needs serious attention for Elder Scrolls 6?
i mean like, patrols for guards, multiple building ingress points, citywide alerts, hiding spots and tall grass. basically all the cool stuff from hitman, thief gold, metal gear solid. i always play as a thief ranger sniper, and thieving could be really spiced up.
the remix of everyday normal guy 2 😂
He even stole the freaking desk xD!
I like how I gave him the golden claw back and he left and I was like oh since he’s gone imma just take that
Next day he keeps on saying thank you for returning it back 😂🤣🤷♂️
I love how you even removed the furniture in the Skyrim one.
The whole counter is just gone 😂😂😂
You got me when the 50 hit 😂😂I'm sure that's a ufc fighter too 👽
All three were so true yet the Oblivion one was just perfection, down to the jumping around like a manic high on skooma.
I had this weird glitch happen the first time I played oblivion where no matter what I picked up, stolen or not, seen or unseen, I would get a bounty for it.. But I spent so long setting my guy up I didn't wanna start over, so I just played hard mode until it got so bad I couldn't go anywhere 😂
The blinking sneak icon in morrowind is so accurate xD
Oblivion: You will be spotted by a guard in Bruma while robbing a general store in the imperial city.
Skyrim: "Must've been the wind"
Ahh... good memories of getting hordes of guards going after me and putting on some reflect damage. After awhile their armor gets destroyed and they die and there's a giant pile of dead naked guards. Perfect to leave on the TV when your wife gets up in the morning and the screensaver rotates around said pile 😂
Oblivion potion-making was so lovely. I miss my map-jumping fool that took ten minutes to land...if the game didn't freeze, first.
My first playthrough as a thief is basically accidentally breaking in to barrack full of guards,
All that crouch dancing in the tutorial cave really payed off in Oblivion.
Should have left him with just the dragon claw
"Seems smaller than I remember..."
I swear the guards in oblivion pinched you no matter how carefully you did it.
He was then robbed of his cloths and went on to become known as Let Me Solo Her.
So nice dude the end is the best and so true 🤣🤣🤣 evn the dash is gone holy 🤣🤣🤣 oh man well done big like
Morrowind one had me cracking up
I've played all three and I can strongly attest to the fact that it takes a longer amount of time to get your skills up in Morrowind than it ever did in Oblivion and Skyrim
Not if you just have a fuckload of gold which is easy as fuck in Morrowind.
@@robertemerson1087 yeah training was so easy in Morrowind and to a degree oblivion that it was ridiculous alchemy could create a self sustaining cash loop in Morrowind plus so many other methods and duplication was easy in Oblivion and if I remember right Oblivion's merchants had a limited amount of gold per item they would buy from you but would buy infinite amounts of items so 30 helmets priced 4500 but they only have 2000 gold so its 30×2000=60,000 gold
@@1993rnicholson My exploit of choice was 10s of thousands of Stamina potions to the mudcrab merchant.
@@1993rnicholson besides, you can use the decrease skills potions to lower the skills you wanna train to 0 so you pay the lowest price, and easily max out the trainers by paying almost nothing. Morrowind is so broken lmao.
@@nainorotodox i had honestly forgotten about that bit lol usually i just had so much money that training was essentially free you know in comparison
This made me laugh, cool, You've got a sub
Ironically the oblivion clip has a really good spot near the stairs, where you can strap a Rubber band on your controller and afk upgrade sneak.
My good sire, you just saved my day. But next time you want to kill me you can just hire a Khajiit, don't need to take my breath as I slowly die of laughter
This is absolutely incredible, I especially love Tom & Jerry Morrowind. Have you ever considered making a Twitter account to share your memes too?
I haven`t even thought about making a Twitter account yet until you mentioned it :D I guess that's a good idea! Thanks Dot!
@@Doofz awesome, I'm looking forward to seeing you on twitter!
@@DoofzHey man, I know this is a long time ago but what is that oriental song that you used for the oblivion clip?
Thank you for putting the song in the description. Surprisingly catchy.
Ok this is some god level editing
Love fresh morrowind memes
I still feel in Skyrim even when the eye isn’t ‘watching’ someone sees me robbing their stuff, I don’t have a bounty, but I’ve certainly been wracking up Dark Brotherhood attempts on my life 😂 ‘Someone wants this poor fool dead’ of course I intend to join the Dark Brotherhood as I usually do but I need to build my lake view mansion first. Can’t be killing off the man who brings me my lumber.
Yeah, they say something about it even though you technically haven’t been perceived, then 5 seconds later they say one of their normal lines as if nothing happened
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(Oblivion guy meme)
gotta love these edits