If Mom Finds Out What I've done, I'm Dead
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
- It was worth it but there isn't much time to dispose of the evidence before we're caught.
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Captainsauce with the poke move: "ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"
Yes
I always laugh at that scene in Naruto.
Kancho has been a thing in Japan long before Naruto.
Noooo I was going to say this😅😂
It was from kakashi right?
"A THOUSHED YEARS OF DEATH" quote Kakashi
Naruto cringe lord
@@cadon_slayer4285 bruh you really had to
@cadon_slayer so you have chosen death
@@cadon_slayer4285 let Me go get my note book real quick...
ITACHI I THOUGH YOU HAD DIED
“She rebuilt the poop!”
My most favorite quote of all time
Same
Yeah
Wait
Do I know you?
From the pub?
@@mr.potato2223 AYY
@@allouttaideas113 AYY you drank a river
Your secret is safe with me
"She can't rebuild the poop"
* rebuilds it *
CSI theme starts playing
Csi Miami starts playing
@Prince Cumal Stop
твой кгб
Lol
Yeet the child out the window and onto the trampoline and into the neighbors pool
i just love that the mother always knows where he is gonna hide almost like this has happened multiple times throughout many years
Naw man, she has test xray vision
Avengers who? XD
@@castleninjafire no bruh it’s Mum senses
And honestly, it's kinda wholesome in a way
Its the power of the mom gods that she uses
This man should be a teacher for every school district so we all can just watch him play tabs while blumkin punches people in the taint
You want a sexual person teaching children what's wrong with you
l
Captansause:”she can’t rebuild the poop right” 5 Sec’s later “SHE REBUILT THE POOP”
I AM GOING TO SCREAM!
Yes, I too watched the first seconds
@@FriskyD. unoriginal commentators man...
what? you never knew she was bob the builder all along?(let's be honest, she probably stone doctor strange's necklace)
@Ball Cat Doodles i mean captain sauce did say "you can't rebuild the poop.....can you..?hopefully...NO..." soooo
I never thought that I'd see the day that cap explains what a thousand years of death is
So what is the thing called?
Maybe the strangers in your house are friends or family (he just calling them strangers that's funny)
U mean hobo
Captain sauce has learned a new jutsu: 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!
1:51 Secret Leaf Tiajutsu: Thousand Years of Death!
Yes.
I knew someone would say it
YES THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT OF
“You’re going through puberty”
Freckles: ;-;
Don’t get it
@@kylerucinski9171 Because he thought they were pimples I think
Memento mori my friend
@@cryptid4351 idk
@@sooootruuue and @Cryptid
Memento Mori
Unus Annus
Ah, the classic reverse bag tag
"We took off the protection"
me, the mind of an 11 year old: *blurts out laughing louder then a californian nightclub*
Joke of the day:
How do you get a one armed doofus out of a tree?
*wave to him.*
@Sam Squatch feel like you're thinking too much about a dumb joke
What if he grows a other limb
@@finnrosen7331 now I have that mental image
@@finnrosen7331 thanks
@@afluffyfox6802 lol
I just noticed the kids shirt says “Baka” on it. Very fitting.
Baka
Do you mean
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤbaka mitai
A sussy right next to the Baka would be extremely fitting, EXTREMELY FITTING.
He's a sussy baka
I just noticed that too!
I can’t escape amogus
"I wasn't told that there be numbers in my math quiz"
Captainsauce 2021
🤦🏻♀️ how!?
Bruh it’s math there gonna be numbers 😂
@ganger beaster what math class are u in 😂
@ganger beaster wdym like simply math
Or that they would ask about previous world events on the history exam
Or that spelling would matter for the English essay
Also Captainsauce 2021
Captain sauce: “astronaut helmet”
Me: “ITS CLEARLY A BEE KEEPERS HELMET!”
Well it looks like an among us helmet
Righ-t?
@@BLACKBLACK-qz8md how in the hell does a bee keepers helmet look like an among us helmet!?
@@michaelb.3006 hmmmmmmmm lokk at it again welll the upper part looks like it
@@BLACKBLACK-qz8md I still don’t see it.
@@michaelb.3006 it looks like an astronaut’s visor.
If mom finds the sock, I’m dead.
The sequel
No, not the poop sock. You stay away from that, mother
Hot her with it
@@ilovecod9235 it wouldn't just slide off
It would bend
R/cursedcomments
My favorite thing about this is that the kid’s shirt says “Baka”, which means “idiot” or “stupid” and he failed the test.
No it’s sussy baka
@@CrispyFwy no, their right. I AM THE PROTECTER OF WHOOSH
@@TheOfficialHattyHattington it is a joke so you are the one getting wooshed
@The Official Hatty Hattington not answering are you mad the “PROTECTER OF WHOOSH” got whooshed. That is the dumbest thing I’ve heard
@@CrispyFwy the Protecter of WHOOSH saves others from getting whooshed. Also, I didn't even know you replied.
That sounds like the 1000 years of death move from Naruto
Thats what it is that's where they got it from this was a common prank among people before Naruto😂😂
Sauce is common ninja
because it is and im dieing over here because of that
LOL i know right
@@sahajchin7960 fact
I’m so glad that you returned to this. I loved it, and I want to see the ending. This was hilarious.
you know that woman is serious when she reaches into a fish and rebuilds the paper
now that's dedication
I really thought this was Hidden my Game by Mom 4. Also Cap the game came out but it’s not it’s own game. You have to get the first one and select which game you would like to play. Like so Cap can see.
ShEs NoT GoNnA rEbUiLd ThE pOoP
sHe ReBuIlT tHe PoOp
"If arm is rotten, you cut arm off, If head is rotten, you cut head off, but if heart is rotten, cut off ego."
If I haven’t seen something So funny in 2021 I would’ve been depressed but nope
Ummm ok?
Uhhhh... you okay???
What r u talking about?
I misread it and i saw "If Mom Finds Out what I've done, I'm Dad"
"She rebuilt the poop, I am going to scream"
captainsauce 2021
Hm hm 2021
It is 2021
*2021 intensifies*
2021
It will be a good year for the sauce
Grandma loves you!
Grandma:" No yelling at MY grandson!" XD
Captainsauce: "GRANDMA'S ON MY SIDE"
why is "how do they expect me to learn trigonometry when I have no self preservation." a mood
i love how the kid has a test every day
I love how cap explained what cancho is
@@zaxklaes4287 🙏
Alright it’s time
"I toad-a-so!!"
Cap is a confirmed TPB fan and I love it lol
Me: theres 2 comments, can i see them?
RUclips: No
Lol
Okay, you see those weird lines above the comments that are supposed to look like gradient levers for some reason?
Touch that, and select "newest first"
@@FriskyD. *w h a t*
@@awesomecoolmanepic996 what joke
Yes
When you canjo the gay kid: “Jokes on you I’m into that sh#t!”
You when you realize a thousand years of reflecting off to you
Yeah I know what it is my cousin found it through naruto and did it to me
@Keegsh ok
@Keegsh did you watch the video?
#t better be trending lmao
Capt.sauce:His clothes evaporated that's weird.
Cant stop laughing
“YAAAA 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!!!” Kakashi
Haven't watched, but I bet he says "Don't take that out of context!" At some point.
"Don't take that out of context!" is such a CaptainSauce thing to say because he makes a lot of jokes and humorous commentary while playing games. He always makes me laugh.
He didn't, and I'm both impressed and surprised.
@@competent5761 he doesn’t say it every video
Of course he says dont take it out of context
no one:
the mom when you do a genius idea: DID I HEAR SOMEONE BEING CLEVER
"200 iq launching"
I have commented this before how has this kid failed so many tests
have you ever been to the vegatable aisle some kids come from there for free and the mother is a possible cheapskate
@@Xellion496 what how does that answer this question
@@kylerucinski9171 the term vegatble can also be used as an insult to call someone mentally stupid or mentally slow
“Why do my parents have a statue devoted to Danny Devito?”
The answer is religion.
Correct
Cap I just wanna say thank you. your videos help when I have bad days.
My girlfriend just broke up with me and your videos really helped me.
It's been 2 years but i saw this randomly looking through comments and i hope you've been better these past couple years :)
Him explaining what a "kancho" is had me rolling
Lol the beginning and also I played this before, it’s fun
Yeah I beat it
@Matthew Ramon u have to buy it
@@kylerucinski9171 I didn’t buy it
@Matthew Ramon and I forgot how exactly how I got it
Intrigued with different formats of games, I am loving it 🖤
I like how it says “fool” in Japanese on the kids shirt
Baka means idiot
@@smokey64. actually it means both depending on the context. I know this because several of my friends ether A: are Japanese or B: have learned Japanese from watching a shit fuck ton of anime. So technically you are right but I am also right.
@@michaelb.3006 send them a video about filthy Frank and how he hate weaboos
@@Bixen_Bings tbh even if I did that it wouldn’t effect them negatively (or at all) they would just not care about it and go on with there day.
The cap may call it "kancho" but we weebs call it "A THOUSHED YEARS OF DEATH"
i love this channel and i wish i could play with him DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT
“...that...”
-The Little Marshmallow
@@bobberman4641 what
That what she said
@@kylerucinski9171 bobberman took THAT out of context
@@tlm_gaming who
I just love that captainsauce sees the two random dudes (the one with white hair and the one with a yellow t shirt) as hobos and not as friends
Naruto fans be like:
SECRET ART A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!
Yes
As soon as I saw that I actually laughed that same sentence out
Yes
"Straight from the teachings of kakashi sensei, special move! 1,000 years of death! 2:00
Captain sauce: “ps4”
Me: “ITS CLEALY AN XBOX ONE X”
Why do you care sm
@@smokey64. you... do know what a joke is right? Your not actually a total dumb ass?
Plot twist: Mom has a superpower that lets her track a test.
I like how the kid's shirt literally says he's stupid in Japanese, and meanwhile Cap over here is trying to excuse the bad test XD
not even a question, YES CONTINUE IT PLEASE!!
Lol the title is what we all thought when we crashed our mothers car
I once did.
Who crashed there mom car 😂
Gym Teacher : Gym Teacher George
Replacement : Best Friend
Red Hobo : Hobo Mike
Yellow Hobo : Hobo Jerry
Mom : Mom
Dad : Dad
Grandpa : Grandpa
Grandma : Grandma
Brother : Brother
There Now u don't need anyone else to say who they are.
it's weird how nobody is talking about the fact that the kid's shirt says "moron" in Japanese.
Or idiot or fool or anything that means not smart.
Glad I wasn't the only one to notice this lmfao
I saw that too
He is though, he fails every test he gets
Well of course, the literal game is about hiding a child/your test which you got a 0 at so yeah that is pretty noticeable
Cap has the best stories to tell it seems
Grandpa's "pee pillow" since he is old he needs the pillow to cushion his knees from the hard floor
me: trying to figure out what the hell is going on. cap: what the hell is going on? me: i feel u cap i feel u.
1:59 in weeb talk we call that one thousand years of death
I think the hobos might be your friends from school. The delinquent ones that are a terrible influence on you but somehow your parents still love having them over.
Day 8 of asking CaptainSauce to play my faction in tabs called “Halfling People “
i really don't get why people do this he has litteraly said it a lot that he is never going to do peoples requests when they nag him like this
I read day 8 as day B
Crazy Rat148 excuse me their called
"THE SHIRE"
Doesn't he usually take the TABS recommendations from Twitter? If you absolutely have to post on RUclips, how about on a TABS video. That would make more sense.
Try gus Twitter he takes some recommendations from that
Grandma's such a good bean - Cap 2021 i love it!!
“I am going to scream”
Yes, yes you will
Also that kid’s shirt says fool
Mom has X-ray vision but yet can't see something that's in plain sight
hi
Hello
Hi
Hi ur 1st
1st pog
Grats on first
*CaptainSauce: we now have a PlayStation 4
*Wii: am I a joke to you?
Omg, I always laugh at Cap's videos!!🤣
"Failure seeking bloodhound" - Captainsauce 2021
Grandma gang
When he explained what a kansho is(sorry if I spelled it wong) the sound effects in the background made it sound even worse then what the pain dad was experiencing
**Nintando swotch**
-Captain Sauce 2021
I was confused what a canjo was until the explanation... man that brings me back to naruto
video number 4 of me asking for you to play my campaign "KILL SNUFFY" in the workshop in tabs
You called it a kansho we call it 1000 years of death
I see mrs sauce has found baby sauces sauce collection of sauce
Also FiRsT
This doesn't make sense
@@goatgang6461 yea it does
Mrs sauce or caps mom found his lewd sauce (sauce means porn) and since hes been caught with it multiple times he has a collection of sauce
Cap:I am going to scream
Me excepting him to scream
Or his brothers
Oops wrong comment
She'll never build the poop 5 seconds later she has the test in hand 🤣
I love his comments throughout the video
Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: A THOUSHED YEARS OF DEATH
HOW LONG. HAVE I MISSED YOU SINCE WHEN WAS IT 2 MILLION SUBS
the anger of feesh cannot be contained, he will have his revenge.
Still can’t get over a grown man saying you can’t yell at me Grandma’s on my side so funny awesome videos keep up the good work cap
Congrats on 35th most trending for gaming Cap!
Captinsauce, I do believe you're speaking of the sacred jutsu, the thousand years of death.
I was also hoping mom would come by for that
that Baka shirt is really fitting, mom must have purchased it for him after his last failed test
1:48 show that to your parents
The "hobos" might be his older brothers friends.
Also he keeps randomly naming the characters for some reason.
Yea i understand: mom. Dad. Grandpa. Grandma. But then he starts guessing...why. Why guess. If they are in or at your house and acting friendly or something. Then they might be a friend of someone in the family
The "hobos" might acctually be friends with "dad"
I laughed my ass off when capt was exposing the can cho
The gym teacher is a reference to popular Japanese cartoon Doraemon, the big dude (Gian) is known for singing really badly
Poor dad, he just wanted to purify the baby.
kid: doesn’t even know numbers (as sauce says)
also kid:
*chains an entire closet to hide his test*
Caption sauce said- Go Play With God - Zibra!
If you're going to hide (shredded) incriminating evidence in other shredded paper you mix it in, you don't just leave it on top.
we now call that one thousand years of death
"SHE REBUILT THE POOP" final last words