Macho Man shits his pants.

"I was about 10-11 years old, home sick from school, but what caused me to realize I was sick is when this story actually begins.
There I was standing at the toilet, butt ass naked, before I get in the shower before school. While taking my morning piss, I realized I may have had to fart. We all know it's gota be a good piss when you fart too!
When I decided to trust this rumble from within, and see if my "ass"umptions on this gaseous matter, was infact correct.
All hell broke loose...
By "hell" I mean the waters, hidden behind the metaphorical Hoover dam, that was my sphincter, and by loose I mean released the force of 1000 oceans, in which created a mosaic disaster upon the wall that stood behind me. In the fear of what might happen if the damages were witnessed by ANYONE. My incompetent, naive preteen self, thought it'd be best to hide the proof of this d"ass"tardly deed.
With a towel....
The dis"ass"terpiece spread across the wall like a Vincent Van Gogh painting.
With seemingly nothing left to do, but to confess my sins... I chose to make one last feeble attempt to save my dignity. I sprayed the shower head at my unfortunate mess I've created, hoping to wash my fears of what may lay before me away.
But to no avail....
For you see, my beloved step mother, was standing outside of the gate to what would soon be my own living hell.
I sprayed helplessly, like a fireman trying to extinguish a blaze. Which in return caused a "Vile River" to seep onto the floor.
My step mother hearing the cat"ass"trophy commence from behind the door, rushed in to see what I have done. I was unjustifiably in a position, that I'd rather not be in...
I've been grounded ever since...."
*This is a voice acting comedy skit... not a true Macho Man Randy Savage story!*
voiced and written by Fromdahbush

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