I joined a Roblox cult...

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @crimsoncoin9520
    @crimsoncoin9520 4 года назад +302

    "I wont break the rules because im a
    good noodle"
    *5 seconds later*
    "They wont hear you're screams in the forest"

    • @jaiden__4738
      @jaiden__4738 4 года назад +4

      Your*

    • @yonezawaa
      @yonezawaa 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @clown_person_guy
      @clown_person_guy 3 года назад

      @Unspeakablegaming GAMING UNSPEAKABLE he/she is saying the error and fixing it

    • @emilycook7628
      @emilycook7628 2 года назад

      @Unspeakablegaming GAMING UNSPEAKABLE kid

  • @martagonsalves5999
    @martagonsalves5999 4 года назад +335

    For a bit of back-story on the long horse creature: Long horse is a creature created by artist trevor henderson as a part of his cryptid collection. The odd looking creature is what looks like a horse skull missing its bottom jaw, a neck so long that the human eye can not see the end of it. If you stare to long at its neck, its neck will turn to ashes. It also has lots of strands of long black mane all over its neck. This creature is non-hostile. It likes to eat apples and likes affection from humans. The horse's purpose is to protect and warn humans of up-coming danger. It mostly warns of up-coming siren head encounters. It is said that if you hear his neck snap or you see him in reality or your dreams, you must leave the place you saw him in really fast. Long horse is mostly spotted at tragic events. The creature also has a son.

  • @lilacglooming6319
    @lilacglooming6319 4 года назад +551

    “Do not leak any information about this cult.”
    “Yes.”
    *Posts a video for millions of people about the cult*

  • @jacktheemeraldgangster3843
    @jacktheemeraldgangster3843 3 года назад +664

    We need to bring back this game. Sign the petition by liking.

  • @Cavothain
    @Cavothain 4 года назад +585

    “But it’s friendly, it kinda makes out with you”
    yes Albert. Yes

    • @owlsquads3072
      @owlsquads3072 4 года назад +3

      Hi

    • @ccraiggttuckerr
      @ccraiggttuckerr 4 года назад +2

      LoL

    • @Chad-hl5vc
      @Chad-hl5vc 4 года назад +10

      @Juan Pablo Romero no

    • @dripalien4529
      @dripalien4529 4 года назад +2

      make out? and I'm sad, people noticed this comment before mine that was a minute before

    • @Arsonistspider
      @Arsonistspider 4 года назад +1

      Why didn't he go and every time we touch i get this feeling and every time we kiss i swear I can fly

  • @im_allexa474
    @im_allexa474 4 года назад +365

    “ThAt thiNg is FriEndly. iT maKeS oUt wiTh yOu.”
    0:46

    • @ICantHandleThisHandle
      @ICantHandleThisHandle 4 года назад +2

      @AMANDA ZARA BINTI ANNAS Moe 8

    • @evernesskyle
      @evernesskyle 4 года назад +1

      @@ICantHandleThisHandle 7 ate 9

    • @Silver-zl8rk
      @Silver-zl8rk 4 года назад +2

      I ate 9..

    • @fmb1122
      @fmb1122 4 года назад

      Oki and

    • @dianehudson3876
      @dianehudson3876 4 года назад +1

      want to earn 9K R$ s℮℮ my vid℮𝐎 🙂
      👨
      😏
      Hau irtenbide handia gaur lanean dago

  • @UrmomxD_
    @UrmomxD_ 4 года назад +344

    When he said “just let it flow sister” I thought of flo from progressive that comercial xD

    • @hastega.
      @hastega. 4 года назад +4

      You still remember that commercial dang

    • @Ppurplejollyranchers
      @Ppurplejollyranchers 4 года назад +7

      *oh no I can't stop talking about insurance*

    • @smphia9432
      @smphia9432 4 года назад +7

      honestly i thought about some supportive friend with their friend who is on their period 😭

    • @therainwolf4955
      @therainwolf4955 4 года назад +2

      Same xD

    • @evanperry4947
      @evanperry4947 4 года назад +4

      Flo makes me think of the demon progressive box

  • @afalcon217
    @afalcon217 4 года назад +255

    Albert: "I wanna be a high rank like them"
    Albert: *shows the Patriarch* (Leader of the group)

    • @dukeoog5466
      @dukeoog5466 4 года назад +17

      Dude I just rewatched this video to see what albert actually saw now that I am in and know the stuffs (I am deacon now) I I just got braindead from what he said there. Like sure, being the Patriarch would be cool, to a point though, cancer isn't epic. At all.

    • @dukeoog5466
      @dukeoog5466 4 года назад +8

      Albert should go through again, V2 is epic

    • @idkhahahaha
      @idkhahahaha 3 года назад +4

      @@dukeoog5466 Bruh he wasn't talking about his cancer you moron, Albert didn’t even know he had cancer.

    • @luci.1140
      @luci.1140 3 года назад +1

      @@idkhahahaha chill out lmfao

    • @AestheticBoyWasTaken
      @AestheticBoyWasTaken 2 года назад

      @@dukeoog5466 damn nice

  • @xazurq6977
    @xazurq6977 4 года назад +401

    Albert: "Your daily blood pee"
    Me: *uncomfortable mode on*

    • @Anna-df3xz
      @Anna-df3xz 4 года назад +8

      HOW DARE HE

    • @cocoplayzz7617
      @cocoplayzz7617 4 года назад +1

      Le oof -///-

    • @somerandomsongs992
      @somerandomsongs992 4 года назад +8

      i would like to speak with his manager

    • @asianlifter
      @asianlifter 4 года назад +6

      @@Yippeee1111 you mentioning that didn't make it any better ._.

    • @menghong831
      @menghong831 4 года назад

      Oh no idk why I just have Pee that red but not a blood okay don't judge me

  • @doriemgaviola1163
    @doriemgaviola1163 4 года назад +443

    "The Vow of Silence. You shall not leak any information to outsiders"
    Albert: *Let's do a vid*

    • @midnightmi2313
      @midnightmi2313 4 года назад +2

      STOPPPP🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

    • @oshimaii
      @oshimaii 4 года назад +4

      Everybody breaks this vow at least once

    • @spy5354
      @spy5354 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeah right i forgot about that

    • @helbie_4810
      @helbie_4810 3 года назад

      Cult member:I shouldn't have trusted albert

    • @tinkavandergaarden6746
      @tinkavandergaarden6746 3 года назад

      Lol yeah

  • @emmajoe
    @emmajoe 4 года назад +250

    Me: **sees title**
    Me: "of course you did...."

    • @Robloxkid129-o2u
      @Robloxkid129-o2u 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @flufflemuffin3882
      @flufflemuffin3882 4 года назад +4

      This isn't even the first cult he's joined, there was the Rat Cult, and I think maybe another one.

    • @Alex-tk4jm
      @Alex-tk4jm 4 года назад

      Lol xD

    • @novatheworld
      @novatheworld 4 года назад +1

      We all gessed it xD

    • @Dayziez_sun
      @Dayziez_sun 4 года назад +2

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I see this comment
      I make the like button go blue

  • @Keetsoona
    @Keetsoona 6 месяцев назад +16

    I know alot of people want to bring this game back, and I do too, the community itself was amazing, and I'm glad that some people still remain in it. I remember being in some of the divisions, and the people in them were super chill and nice.
    Though, what I want to say is;
    I don't think we should bring back this game. As one of the first 25 members, it was genuinely so disturbing talking to the original owner, Synth, when I was 10/11. When the allegations came out that he was a pedo and they were confirmed later on, everything randomly pieced together in my head. The reasons he called me weird names ( such as "good boy", and other creepy stuff ), gave me 'special' benefits ( good boy merits, stuff he didn't give other people ), why he acted so weird around me, and more.
    I was allowed to do stuff others weren't allowed to, and get let off the hook with just a small warning, and no actions was /ever/ taken past that. ( Such as go to the throne area, take off the cult uniform, make meme avatars, etc. ). Sometimes I was even able to do all of this without Synth even batting an eye, while he was suepr strict about it to other people.
    Originally I just thought that I was one of his favorites, and that he wanted me to have fun, but then as I matured, I realized that wasn't the case.
    My heart genuinely sank realizing I was so clueless about this before the allegations came out, and frankly, it's been supressed trauma i've had for a while now.
    I'm genuinely so happy today that it didnt go any further because if it did then it would've been so much more disturbing, but it still haunts me severely to this day.
    Yes, I know Synth did this on purpose, because he was one of the /only/ people with knowledge about my age in this community.

    • @whosvx9999
      @whosvx9999 6 месяцев назад +2

      Tbh, someone competent (and not a kiddie fiddler) should make something similar in the genre, I've wanted to see another game like this one thrive without the nasty bits for a while.

    • @Zeta_OMT
      @Zeta_OMT 6 месяцев назад +3

      Roblox devs trying to not touch kids (imposible)

    • @flamengololol
      @flamengololol Месяц назад

      ohhh, why's this common in the roblox community

  • @MintyMinster
    @MintyMinster 4 года назад +229

    People: **exist**
    Longhorse: “Oh boy, smooching time!”

    • @bruhmomento2732
      @bruhmomento2732 4 года назад +1

      This game is a rip off of R'lyeh The Sunken City just saying they stole a lot ideas and scripts from the game.

    • @v4lk11ee
      @v4lk11ee 4 года назад

      Cleetus-chan They don’t even have any videos, how do you know they have gacha :/

    • @S_R_S08
      @S_R_S08 4 года назад

      @•Mellowshī• sorry, I wasnt wearing my glasses

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 года назад +3

      @Cassandra Perry
      Stop It, get some help.

    • @katy.perryfan3713
      @katy.perryfan3713 4 года назад

      Jsksjfir

  • @teresapeer16
    @teresapeer16 4 года назад +367

    “Oh, it’s a long horse.. not a toilet snake!” Albert 2020.

    • @daytripper6779
      @daytripper6779 4 года назад +6

      Both names are.... *interesting*

    • @ima_silly_old_miner3934
      @ima_silly_old_miner3934 4 года назад +3

      @@daytripper6779 interesting is a good word for it

    • @bruhmomento2732
      @bruhmomento2732 4 года назад +2

      This game is a rip off of R'lyeh The Sunken City just saying they stole a lot ideas and scripts from the game.

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 года назад +3

      Toilet horse

    • @abood3780
      @abood3780 4 года назад +1

      *interesting*

  • @liuliu4184
    @liuliu4184 4 года назад +121

    *I joined a roblox cult*
    Ah yes, a normal Tuesday

    • @noonespecial--9551
      @noonespecial--9551 4 года назад +1

      Wendsday NOT TUESDAY IT WAS YESTERDAY-

    • @amyy29
      @amyy29 4 года назад

      Yes ikr xD it is 12.00 for me rn And its WEDNESDAY

    • @jackblinky3022
      @jackblinky3022 4 года назад

      Liu Liu YES!

    • @obcessed8144
      @obcessed8144 4 года назад

      yk ppl live in different places with different times right..?

    • @akiari7800
      @akiari7800 4 года назад

      Its Wednesday

  • @candyghost1009
    @candyghost1009 2 года назад +23

    This is a really cool looking game, and I love how Albert was pretty chill and respectful. I love how the others were like "YES, BURN THE BODIES" and just enjoying the bit of chaos.

  • @rixou4991
    @rixou4991 4 года назад +458

    Albert : Blood pee-
    Girls : We have been summoned.

  • @goofygranola
    @goofygranola 4 года назад +73

    0:34
    *that dude is scaring me, mom, pick me up.*

  • @ironboiyt
    @ironboiyt 4 года назад +180

    Albert: *joins a cult*
    Me: *Here we go again..*

  • @Kyleand438
    @Kyleand438 3 года назад +12

    i love how the other members of the cult is like 'YES, BURN THEM'

  • @cinnaqwene9488
    @cinnaqwene9488 4 года назад +306

    “Why is little jimmy worshiping satan on on legos? Little jimmy!”
    -albert 2020

    • @teun6743
      @teun6743 4 года назад +1

      xD

    • @realchronal
      @realchronal 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @craverhg2942
      @craverhg2942 4 года назад +1

      Uh oh buster lol . Cletus: ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇɴ ᴍᴇssᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴊɪᴍʙᴏ !

    • @Bon-bn5lc
      @Bon-bn5lc 4 года назад

      Watch out little timmy!

    • @yazidanimation
      @yazidanimation 4 года назад +1

      Not these comments again ugh

  • @gw6ny
    @gw6ny 4 года назад +229

    albert: imagine if that came out of your toilet
    me who’s at the toilet: *duck.*

  • @piperpup5011
    @piperpup5011 4 года назад +172

    "Imagine that comes outta the toilet." Well, I'm not going any time soon

    • @Jammedbean
      @Jammedbean 4 года назад +1

      Ima just use an hammer from my basement we’re ice age baby is and smash it

    • @viperfang8232
      @viperfang8232 4 года назад +2

      @E actually technically he warns you that danger is coming.

    • @jayy4080
      @jayy4080 4 года назад +1

      Literal mood though.

    • @kArchenOFFICAL
      @kArchenOFFICAL 4 года назад +1

      100 th like

    • @rosepotatosalad9432
      @rosepotatosalad9432 4 года назад

      I peed on my bed 2 time 2 TIMES REEEEEEEE

  • @MrZig-Zag
    @MrZig-Zag Год назад +8

    Hello, I am a Zealot in the church; sadly the church is currently down; but the community is still doing things together. Long live long horse.

    • @legendarydude203
      @legendarydude203 Год назад +1

      i remember being a high ranked member in it broo

    • @nerhert2298
      @nerhert2298 Год назад

      fr@@legendarydude203

    • @maxi1424
      @maxi1424 5 месяцев назад

      Deacon here, what is the community doing together? I wanna find them again

  • @kadija547
    @kadija547 4 года назад +435

    At this point when ever Albert says idiots it makes me feel like he's actually being nice to me

  • @monoshiwashere465
    @monoshiwashere465 4 года назад +515

    You know its a good game when albert says "dont troll or be annoying"

  • @pugmanthegamingpug9381
    @pugmanthegamingpug9381 4 года назад +68

    0:27 First time I've seen Albert cared for someone

  • @yumekojabami7075
    @yumekojabami7075 4 года назад +4

    To anyone who doesn’t know what the bone horse creature is: the bone like horse is called the long horse, its made of bones and basically goes on forever, the long horse isn’t hostile and is enemy’s with Siren Head. When the long horse appears it means something bad is going to happen.
    if you are still here just make sure to have a good day!

  • @wa-ni-ta-si
    @wa-ni-ta-si 4 года назад +172

    “Why is little Jimmy worshipping Satan on Legos?” -Albert Aretz 2020

    • @loganckg1775
      @loganckg1775 4 года назад +4

      Idk if you saw it but someone else already did that comment

    • @xbthkop
      @xbthkop 4 года назад +2

      Shane Moore stupid bot

    • @J0EYisnumber1
      @J0EYisnumber1 4 года назад +2

      @@loganckg1775 yeah ikr

    • @Ivan14XYU
      @Ivan14XYU 4 года назад +2

      @@loganckg1775 it's almost like Albert said it

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 4 года назад

      Best quotes of 2020

  • @char6801
    @char6801 4 года назад +257

    Myths that Albert needs to update with:
    The Circus In the Sky
    The Shadelight Group
    The Cult Family
    The Smiles Family
    Like if Albert should meet up with them : )
    Edit: Omg I completely forgot Rust and Napoleon also Grocery Gang!!! Btw ty for all of the likes!!
    Edit #2: Just to make things clear- Chuck Lloyd is part of the Shadelight group!!!!!!

  • @danaclark8413
    @danaclark8413 4 года назад +212

    I love how he just cuts to the chase and doesn’t have some long intro, where he is plugging his channel.

    • @ImmanuiR
      @ImmanuiR 4 года назад +1

      Look up Lovecraftian Order

    • @arcadius7614
      @arcadius7614 4 года назад +2

      Look up Lovecraftian Order.

    • @Alex-dz8wl
      @Alex-dz8wl 4 года назад +2

      Ik. I like it.

    • @S_R_S08
      @S_R_S08 4 года назад +1

      Dont look up lovecraftian order

    • @empiglow2415
      @empiglow2415 4 года назад

      Same LMAOO

  • @jasonthedumb9438
    @jasonthedumb9438 10 месяцев назад +2

    People who watched this when it first came out will remember how badly the game was flooded because everyone wanted to be part of the cult

  • @MemeDogelol
    @MemeDogelol 4 года назад +315

    Albert: DONT TROLL
    Fans: *Yesn’t*

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 4 года назад +2

      Abernathy Sophie stop scamming

    • @apparatus2808
      @apparatus2808 4 года назад +3

      More exploiters than trolls.

    • @pradnya9976
      @pradnya9976 4 года назад

      xD

    • @pradnya9976
      @pradnya9976 4 года назад

      @@liviwaslost Why do you tell them? There is no point. They are bots.

    • @Rainy_Dawn
      @Rainy_Dawn 4 года назад +3

      @@apparatus2808 True, Im a zealot there and we deal with exploiters daily which is sad because its an amazing game but they go out of their way to ruin it.

  • @KB-oc4hw
    @KB-oc4hw 4 года назад +225

    *someone literally try to kill you*
    her: hi

    • @spy5354
      @spy5354 4 года назад

      Thats what hapenned lol she is like calm and cool

    • @boiyeetyt9583
      @boiyeetyt9583 4 года назад

      I got scared when i enter

    • @howardthealien2606
      @howardthealien2606 4 года назад

      Cause she dosent have a brain.

  • @ante_blox7381
    @ante_blox7381 4 года назад +70

    'They praise Siren Head'
    jacksepticeye: allow me to introduce myself

    • @sweett5884
      @sweett5884 4 года назад +1

      Siren head is jacksepticeye's dad🤤

    • @bearyofficial2905
      @bearyofficial2905 4 года назад +1

      @@sweett5884 lmao

    • @S_R_S08
      @S_R_S08 4 года назад

      @@sweett5884 yis

    • @S_R_S08
      @S_R_S08 4 года назад

      I cant wait to drink Sean's coffee

  • @babyb667
    @babyb667 4 года назад +58

    Al: Daily Blood Pee
    You have a Girlfriend... And a Sister right?

  • @LegendCake
    @LegendCake 4 года назад +1213

    Admin idea: ask people what is their biggest fear and use admin to make it come true ☺︎ edit: ty for so many i didn't think this would happen

  • @sdevilx1074
    @sdevilx1074 4 года назад +330

    “The foam thing makes out with you and imagine it coming out of the toilet” *what happens in your bathroom Albert?*

    • @aeaunl
      @aeaunl 4 года назад +8

      _SeAn_ *The meeting and beating*

    • @thisismyusername7380
      @thisismyusername7380 4 года назад +14

      And then his girlfriend walks in

    • @hdexotic1914
      @hdexotic1914 4 года назад +1

      Sand 😂

    • @hdexotic1914
      @hdexotic1914 4 года назад +6

      *the white stuff coming out of the toilet*

    • @MustardLMAO
      @MustardLMAO 4 года назад +2

      Bruh this is a kid friendly channel but that was funny

  • @hammyluvin
    @hammyluvin 4 года назад +248

    “I’m so sorry he didn’t mean to hit you,”. “hi”

    • @someweirdgirl6318
      @someweirdgirl6318 4 года назад +3

      @Abernathy Sophie begone scam bot

    • @coolpro-pw3gw
      @coolpro-pw3gw 4 года назад +1

      @Abernathy Sophie poooooooooo head

    • @Feller19
      @Feller19 4 года назад +1

      Dont be mean to that scammer. They were probably Just a casual roblox player that got scammed and turned into a bot.

    • @puppyquackcrossing988
      @puppyquackcrossing988 4 года назад

      Dr Dead BRUH

    • @salem_spectre
      @salem_spectre 4 года назад

      Dr Dead IK!they probably got hacked THEN got turned into one

  • @dragonsnightcool5389
    @dragonsnightcool5389 11 месяцев назад +4

    0:57 oh god they predicted skibidi toilet… we were doomed from the very beginning

  • @claudiasalazar6757
    @claudiasalazar6757 4 года назад +216

    3 years ago: I joined roblox’s most creepiest cult
    Now: I joined a cult
    Me:
    *aw shoot, here we go again*

    • @poopoopower267
      @poopoopower267 4 года назад +2

      it wasn't 3 years ago it was like 1

    • @samistrash6262
      @samistrash6262 4 года назад

      I love the kid friendly version of that line lmao

    • @user-cl9rd9xz3p
      @user-cl9rd9xz3p 4 года назад

      He joined a worse cult this time

  • @avery7651
    @avery7651 4 года назад +274

    “Imagine if that thing just came out of your toilet”
    Me sitting on the toilet: 0_0

  • @h4rpyrr
    @h4rpyrr 4 года назад +170

    "It's like a really annoying dog."
    Long horse is now a dog.

  • @toastergod360
    @toastergod360 4 года назад +2

    R.I.P smol egghead
    2020-2020
    Very long lifespan

  • @soidester1162
    @soidester1162 4 года назад +124

    Trevor henderson fans be like: *WAIT YOU CAN'T-*
    albert: haha cult go brr

  • @FlushedMoji
    @FlushedMoji 4 года назад +178

    Albert: does not know most of Trevor Henderson’s creations
    Me: so you have chosen death.

    • @thegoose6895
      @thegoose6895 4 года назад +1

      i love the creatures they are so demonic i love it so destructive

    • @tricksterzyro3230
      @tricksterzyro3230 4 года назад +1

      @@thegoose6895 Long Horse is a good guy.

    • @dalexander2israel
      @dalexander2israel 4 года назад

      Yaaaaas queen

    • @eggedegg4659
      @eggedegg4659 4 года назад

      long horse is a good boy but if you see him u gotta run cause he warns people of disasters

    • @bettid
      @bettid 4 года назад

      Trickster Zyro yesssssss

  • @sogeking3947
    @sogeking3947 4 года назад +240

    Albert seemed like he genuinely enjoyed this game. He even said “don’t troll or be annoying”. This is a true good game 😔👊

    • @khulood7678
      @khulood7678 4 года назад +6

      ikr he never says don’t troll bc trolling is life 😢😞

    • @amuletandsakura1107
      @amuletandsakura1107 4 года назад

      @@khulood7678 Trolling and murdering polystyrene heads

    • @guxtavouz
      @guxtavouz 4 года назад +1

      Are you santa?

    • @ihavenodogs
      @ihavenodogs 2 года назад

      Ouch! You punched me 😢

  • @Kappuccino_mug
    @Kappuccino_mug 3 месяца назад +1

    seeing the bonelands in a state with full servers feels like archaeology at this point

  • @jory8811
    @jory8811 4 года назад +534

    i love how hes so famous that he doesnt care about his sub count

    • @raivensinae
      @raivensinae 4 года назад +63

      he’s so relaxed abt it and i love that 😭. like he’s taking it in well

    • @journee3503
      @journee3503 4 года назад +9

      Ik

    • @journee3503
      @journee3503 4 года назад +34

      He's not like Logan Paul and all them cause they be like make sure to join the fam and get this vid to 400k likes

    • @Mwonri
      @Mwonri 4 года назад +28

      Yep he doesnt care about his sub but he care to his fans because all alberts care is to make everyone happy👑🥰🌸

    • @buffraccoon4549
      @buffraccoon4549 4 года назад +4

      relaxed

  • @pocoah
    @pocoah 4 года назад +341

    Albert: DON’T TROLL HERE.
    nobody:
    fans: yes, but actually, *no.*

    • @dinolad3178
      @dinolad3178 4 года назад

      Ky

    • @Valoroxe
      @Valoroxe 4 года назад +5

      I know, It’s sad.

    • @krystalrodriguez5232
      @krystalrodriguez5232 4 года назад +2

      Abernathy Sophie stfu

    • @vanessdomingo8015
      @vanessdomingo8015 4 года назад

      google image check k
      Hahahahaha I love ya amp ya girl ya amp ya boy amp amp I don’t want to you know you that I’m not going for you po is that you love me amp I don’t care about you that you want to

    • @Griefcy
      @Griefcy 4 года назад

      Honestly as an HR yes i see that all the time.

  • @wavetokami
    @wavetokami 4 года назад +481

    albert: “imagine taking your daily blood pee”
    me: oh, i do that

  • @liya2060
    @liya2060 4 года назад +7

    Me: *sees title*
    Also me:
    Klaus is quaking sisters

  • @nightshade4491
    @nightshade4491 4 года назад +114

    Flamingo says : "don't troll"
    everyone : * starts trolling *

    • @PappadeauxExclusive
      @PappadeauxExclusive 4 года назад +2

      Flamingo: troll
      Everyone: now I'm not gonna do it

    • @yes5983
      @yes5983 4 года назад +1

      @Evan Brooks sure.....

  • @macho3345
    @macho3345 4 года назад +266

    Dad: “Child, I’m sorry but I kill people...”
    Flamingo: “See, I wanna do that one day!”

    • @grace_09
      @grace_09 4 года назад +3

      xD

    • @Error-gn2xo
      @Error-gn2xo 4 года назад +2

      EPIC

    • @baykon9081
      @baykon9081 4 года назад +2

      Same.

    • @xcrql
      @xcrql 4 года назад +3

      Don’t lie who else is a FAN of Flamingo ”
      " ɪ’ᴍ ɢɪŦᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 𝘚ᴜʙ𝘚 ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ” 🎁🥳

    • @gatcha_cookie2226
      @gatcha_cookie2226 4 года назад +3

      XD

  • @100ksubscriberswithoutvide9
    @100ksubscriberswithoutvide9 4 года назад +144

    Albert: “Wassup rats, how you idiots doing.”
    [Everyone Liked That]

    • @nwrye201boi2
      @nwrye201boi2 4 года назад

      Why do you want 100k subs

    • @rebeccanely8410
      @rebeccanely8410 4 года назад

      100K Subscribers Without Videos Challenge! Yes

    • @bruhmomento2732
      @bruhmomento2732 4 года назад

      This game is a rip off of R'lyeh The Sunken City just saying they stole a lot ideas and scripts from the game.

    • @bxbycloud9515
      @bxbycloud9515 4 года назад

      100k subs without videos challenge is the most stupid thing ever

  • @Elsa111pvpCZ
    @Elsa111pvpCZ 4 года назад +19

    Its not annoying dog
    Its named "Long Horse"
    I was dead when u Said it xD

    • @Jaydiey
      @Jaydiey 3 года назад +1

      Lol ye i know its long horse But albert said annoying dog xD

    • @dianavascan6082
      @dianavascan6082 3 года назад +1

      U are right

  • @Emma-jv9zq
    @Emma-jv9zq 4 года назад +58

    “Bone lands by the church of decay” interesting choice Albert

  • @oatmeal66666
    @oatmeal66666 4 года назад +208

    "why is Lil jimmy worshiping satan on legos?" Albert -2020-

  • @delilahlou5157
    @delilahlou5157 4 года назад +300

    Albert: "Imagine you're taking you daily blood pee"
    Me: *That's called a period*

  • @darecagarib2200
    @darecagarib2200 4 года назад +2

    Flamingo speaking facts long horse sometimes comes out a toilet but mostly sewer pipes in a alley way

  • @Lens.wig39
    @Lens.wig39 4 года назад +117

    Siren head thing"
    Me: thats long horse :/
    Albert: DOG THING

    • @renigadefamily
      @renigadefamily 4 года назад +1

      STILL CHILL

    • @zackneutze8525
      @zackneutze8525 4 года назад

      renigadefamily has always made a good life in this country that has no its right for it and i will I wanna play it again

    • @reindaweirdthing7286
      @reindaweirdthing7286 4 года назад

      xThinkoZack , You, you alright fam?

    • @jebori
      @jebori 4 года назад +1

      He's not wrong. Long Horse's main goal is not hurting humans but rather to protect. Just likea guard dog.

    • @quinnandvinnsisters564
      @quinnandvinnsisters564 4 года назад

      @@renigadefamily pretty chill

  • @cozmiclily2415
    @cozmiclily2415 4 года назад +49

    “Why is little jimmy worshipping Satan on Legos?”
    XDDDDDDDDDD WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME XDDDDDD

  • @petridinner
    @petridinner 4 года назад +67

    Albert: "That's from teh siren head thing!"
    Me: *sad trevor henderson fan noises*

  • @cheetoduster252
    @cheetoduster252 4 года назад +2

    5:18 This is like the only time i’ve heard someone seriously say ”gnarly”.

  • @ani-san
    @ani-san 4 года назад +12

    10:09 ''im gonna follow the rules, because im a good noodle''
    *that was the cutest thing ive heard*

  • @racooy
    @racooy 4 года назад +314

    Albert: “Blood Pee”
    As a girl, I felt that 😔

    • @xxluna_catxx4490
      @xxluna_catxx4490 4 года назад +11

      Lol. I feel bad for you :( Nice comment btw

    • @Venom-zf9ys
      @Venom-zf9ys 4 года назад +3

      How is it?

    • @daniannaadam5700
      @daniannaadam5700 4 года назад +5

      Well I haven’t got mine yet but I kinda feel you gurl,

    • @jules801
      @jules801 4 года назад +2

      Doge Plays Omg YEAH WAIT UR RIGHT XD

    • @tubezooman
      @tubezooman 4 года назад

      @Ireland Russell oh boy... now a boy gets it?

  • @anakinii
    @anakinii 4 года назад +1626

    IN JUNE 11 ITS ALBERT’S BIRTHDAY WHICH IS TOMORROW, WE WILL TELL HIM HOW AMAZING HE IS 💌

  • @memealade2421
    @memealade2421 4 года назад +2

    Flamingo: gets accepted
    Paige: plays deacons of the deep ds3 boss music

  • @rzyuii
    @rzyuii 4 года назад +76

    Me: Watching Albert
    Also Me: I’M SO EXCITED FOR ALBERTS BIRTHDAY

  • @bell_pepper01
    @bell_pepper01 4 года назад +81

    Since when does Albert not wanna break the rules

    • @DucksFor4
      @DucksFor4 4 года назад +1

      Now IDIOT

    • @8site
      @8site 4 года назад +1

      Since he's done myths ever

    • @zalika_zek1
      @zalika_zek1 4 года назад +1

      ._. Really

  • @PorscheLegacy
    @PorscheLegacy 4 года назад +19

    Fact: Long horse is not evil, It has helped the agency and humans from danger, Or generally other monsters. Such as "Siren head"
    Siren head and Long horse have been fighting for years, 7 fights viewed. If siren head won the fight. Long horse would have to watch the helpless human get eaten. And if Long horse won siren head would retreat. (Hope you found this helpful!)

  • @crayonwithsp_oon9112
    @crayonwithsp_oon9112 4 года назад +4

    3:06 hold on I just noticed something
    That Crayola man in the background
    THAT'S ME

  • @phillipwinger3953
    @phillipwinger3953 4 года назад +36

    "I joined a Roblox cult....."
    *Again*

  • @vaniamichelle4226
    @vaniamichelle4226 4 года назад +223

    Does Albert knows how much we aprecciate him, when my dog died i was so sad but i saw Albert and he made me laugh, i like him because hes not like ohter youtubers that film themselves buying things, he is just incredible keep up the good job Albert ( sorry my english is bad)

    • @tm-yn1yj
      @tm-yn1yj 4 года назад +5

      I am sorry for you :(

    • @jilllianbeese3553
      @jilllianbeese3553 4 года назад +7

      Vania Michelle my dog died on thursday 😢 and i watched albert and he made me so happy

    • @sunsetklee
      @sunsetklee 4 года назад +5

      Dead dog

    • @agirl4589
      @agirl4589 4 года назад +5

      Was it’s name Elmo?

    • @azonbalbin5885
      @azonbalbin5885 4 года назад +3

      im very sorry that your dog died

  • @kyra_udl
    @kyra_udl 4 года назад +122

    Albert : Imagine that comes out of your toilet…
    Me : **scared while I’m ACTUALLY sitting on the toilet**

  • @remmyoofer2225
    @remmyoofer2225 3 года назад +1

    This game is super underrated now.

  • @kazuha4life
    @kazuha4life 4 года назад +183

    Albert : *starts killing random people*
    One girl that he tried to kill : hi

  • @niiaxo-k4g
    @niiaxo-k4g 4 года назад +167

    Albert: don't troll here.
    Me: okay sir
    *does troll*
    everyone in my server: so, you have chosen death.

    • @lets_all_love_lain
      @lets_all_love_lain 4 года назад +2

      if you mean you do troll, just dont
      it's an intresting and well-made game and they dont deserve to be trolled

    • @pinguino4250
      @pinguino4250 4 года назад +1

      Omg i played this game before flamingo

    • @niiaxo-k4g
      @niiaxo-k4g 4 года назад +1

      @@lets_all_love_lain ik ik I'm just being a stupid crack head. And I did that grammer mistake on perpous :,)

    • @howardthealien2606
      @howardthealien2606 4 года назад

      Shut up

  • @nicholasferrari4031
    @nicholasferrari4031 4 года назад +54

    Cult man: "Do you swear to never speak of the actions to anyone outside of the cult?"
    Albert:"Yes."
    Also Albert: " *posts a video of his entire experience on RUclips for everyone to see* "

  • @PumpKing-gaming
    @PumpKing-gaming Год назад +3

    Bro just predicted skibidi toilets

  • @alexwojcik8431
    @alexwojcik8431 4 года назад +155

    The cult: You will not leak any information
    Ablert: Yes. *Is also making a whole ass youtube video*

  • @fate6262
    @fate6262 4 года назад +53

    pay up flamingo, mickey mouse is waiting.

    • @user-uh1rb3dm4b
      @user-uh1rb3dm4b 4 года назад +1

      LOL you watched his vid

    • @fate6262
      @fate6262 4 года назад

      @@user-uh1rb3dm4b yesyes

    • @justadog8011
      @justadog8011 4 года назад +3

      “If you don’t give me the money, *you’ll be the ketchup we eat in our hotdogs..”*

    • @softlyhayley7595
      @softlyhayley7595 4 года назад +1

      Chocolate Malk ⚠️TMRW IS MINE AND ALBERTS BDAY DRESS UP AS TROLLERS JUNE11⚠️

  • @taralyn2049
    @taralyn2049 4 года назад +131

    Parent: *looks over little Jimmy's shoulder*
    "wHy iS LiTtLe jImMy wOrShIpInG sAtAn oN lEgoS

    • @im.koyami
      @im.koyami 4 года назад +4

      Tara's Lyrics Wow i watched the video too

    • @zackneutze8525
      @zackneutze8525 4 года назад

      Japan Gamer when

    • @varvarakul6585
      @varvarakul6585 4 года назад

      @@zackneutze8525 a minute ago u?

    • @varvarakul6585
      @varvarakul6585 4 года назад

      @@im.koyami samexD why are people writing like we understand we are watching the video.People just want likes:/

  • @arandomcrusader6707
    @arandomcrusader6707 4 года назад +1

    You know you have to be chill when even Albert says you need to be chill

  • @bdawggg6030
    @bdawggg6030 4 года назад +39

    “Why is little jimmy worshipping satan on legos?” 😂😂

  • @untiltimefalls3744
    @untiltimefalls3744 4 года назад +43

    0:38 That, Albert, is Long Horse, a good boi
    He's all necc (His body's in a pocket dimension of some sort) and warns of impending disaster.

    • @user-si8nr6xg1d
      @user-si8nr6xg1d 4 года назад +1

      Hello, good sir. Do you have the link to the discord server.

    • @adaysquest861
      @adaysquest861 4 года назад +3

      Yeah long horse is a good boi he needs some treats 👉👈

    • @gunnermason9856
      @gunnermason9856 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @gojodayo
      @gojodayo 4 года назад +2

      did it bother anyone else that he said it had to do with siren head lore

    • @toodark7826
      @toodark7826 4 года назад

      @@gojodayo Well maybe it does have to do with siren head lore. They're also made by the same guy.

  • @SA_Weiss
    @SA_Weiss 4 года назад +36

    "Don't Touch me With That Tongue Boy"
    Yes Touch Him, Go!!

  • @reesium2230
    @reesium2230 3 года назад +1

    As a current member, and a cultist. I suggest you come back and see how it's changed, sadly long horse is gone now however.

    • @Falunyx
      @Falunyx 3 года назад

      he got paid to play CoD :wheeze:

  • @autumnthomas5235
    @autumnthomas5235 4 года назад +84

    "I'm gonna follow the rules, because I'm a good noodle-"

  • @bellaboo5857
    @bellaboo5857 4 года назад +119

    Alberto: Imagine your taking your daily blood pee.
    Me: You mean....
    *monthly?*

    • @hirassuperepic
      @hirassuperepic 4 года назад +14

      That monthly blood pee 😌💅

    • @crazypinkwerewolf
      @crazypinkwerewolf 4 года назад +6

      pee... lets call it that

    • @queentoko4080
      @queentoko4080 4 года назад +7

      It is pain just pain

    • @kinley7248
      @kinley7248 4 года назад +2

      Boys dont know u,u

    • @zxc-u1u
      @zxc-u1u 4 года назад +1

      itskinley:p I haven’t met one girl who doesn’t complain about period cramps

  • @cadencenotcool
    @cadencenotcool 4 года назад +157

    “ When your taking your casual blood pee.”
    RUclips : Ima pretend I didn't see that.

    • @connormartin8447
      @connormartin8447 4 года назад +1

      21K R$ y𝐎u hav℮? i have uploaded a vid℮𝐎 🎀
      👨
      😙
      זהו פתרון נהדר אשר פועל היום

    • @EpicOdy
      @EpicOdy 4 года назад +3

      Connor Martin,
      Scam

    • @ricescake
      @ricescake 4 года назад +3

      Connor Martin shut mouth

    • @ablastofmemes4881
      @ablastofmemes4881 4 года назад +2

      69 likes?
      Oh yeah

    • @cadencenotcool
      @cadencenotcool 4 года назад +3

      A BLAST OF MEMES ikr

  • @FungleInfection
    @FungleInfection 4 года назад +2

    0:42 that's the friendly long horse

  • @Iforgotthisthing
    @Iforgotthisthing 4 года назад +66

    "Legend say's albert is still making out with that dead dog"

  • @bobbymichael2095
    @bobbymichael2095 4 года назад +64

    Flamingo: ”It's Like That One Weird Family Member Who Like, Kisses You On The Lips” 7:45

  • @electrickittenz
    @electrickittenz 4 года назад +41

    "just let it flow sister"
    yes, i do that when i pee

  • @identiktt
    @identiktt 4 года назад +1

    These... these.. these are..
    *my long lost brothers*

  • @two_dimensional4367
    @two_dimensional4367 4 года назад +55

    "I'm not gonna break the rules, cua I'm a good noddle" lol that was amazing

    • @ImmanuiR
      @ImmanuiR 4 года назад

      Look up Lovecraftian Order

    • @arcadius7614
      @arcadius7614 4 года назад

      Look up Lovecraftian Order.

    • @2hile322
      @2hile322 4 года назад

      Stolen tech, check out Lovecraftian order

    • @augustuskingfire204
      @augustuskingfire204 4 года назад

      This has stolen tech from Lovecraftian Order, Look up : "R'lyeh the Sunken City."

    • @two_dimensional4367
      @two_dimensional4367 4 года назад

      I know

  • @d1vvn
    @d1vvn 4 года назад +132

    “They praise the siren head”
    The cult: *GloRY TO ThE LoRd oF SiREnS*

  • @drxdtxtdxbhgyg65fcfc38
    @drxdtxtdxbhgyg65fcfc38 4 года назад +159

    “Apologies. He didn’t mean to hit you.”
    *“hi”*
    sorry, that just made me laugh 😂😂

  • @LoneWolf-dx2eb
    @LoneWolf-dx2eb 4 года назад +3

    Lmao the time Albert Said I wanna be a high rank like one of the bone dudes... He was circling around the owner of the game