Catfishing My Wife (w/ Eric Striffler) | Perfect Person Ep. 17

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2022
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Комментарии • 201

  • @PerfectPerson
    @PerfectPerson  Год назад +635

    KEEP MY WIFE'S FEET, OUT YOUR FUCKIN, MOUTH

  • @tiarrabeth
    @tiarrabeth Год назад +459

    It was about 5 minutes into the surprise party story when I realized that poor girl is still on the phone and hasn’t even asked her question because Miles is monologuing 😂

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Год назад +106

      Nia the caller was such a real one. Whole-assed the “Howdy”, and waited 3-5 business days to hear the answer to a yes/no question (“have you ever had or thrown a surprise party”)

    • @um2913
      @um2913 8 месяцев назад +4

      I died when he was like I promise I’ll fix ur problem in a minute but… and then u can hear her laughing in the background 😂

  • @lovesickmelody07
    @lovesickmelody07 Год назад +525

    That long pause when Eric said Sarah had beautiful feet💀 I thought I had accidentally paused the podcast

    • @emilybuckmaster7391
      @emilybuckmaster7391 Год назад +7

      I did too! 🤣

    • @canadiancatlady6406
      @canadiancatlady6406 Год назад +29

      That pause was as pregnant as Sarah 😂

    • @theripplesintime
      @theripplesintime Год назад +9

      My phone had been at 1% and I thought it finally kicked the bucket

    • @byronfauc2392
      @byronfauc2392 Год назад +7

      Woah woah he said "Great" feet
      Ur changing the story here 😂😂

    • @ankitamenon8780
      @ankitamenon8780 Месяц назад

      I did too! And that was after I read your comment and I still thought it was paused

  • @daniellerichardson5900
    @daniellerichardson5900 Год назад +248

    The person who gets unwanted comments about their body shape at work, "Girl, today isn't about me. Let's focus on finding the perfect wedding dress for you."

    • @bakedslow6117
      @bakedslow6117 Год назад +8

      Omg that's perfect 🥰

    • @notmn8210
      @notmn8210 Год назад +4

      this is good!

    • @becca2710
      @becca2710 Год назад +15

      And at the bakery replace wedding dress with scone or muffin or whatever!

    • @maddywilliams263
      @maddywilliams263 Год назад +4

      That’s a really good way to say that. Hype the women up because it’s all about THEM!

    • @mirandabee2323
      @mirandabee2323 Год назад +1

      Excellent!

  • @emyleestrubel35
    @emyleestrubel35 Год назад +233

    Omfg the whole surprise party story is so funny but Eric’s Will Smith comment left me crying😂😂🤣😅

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Год назад +87

      GET MY WIFES FEET OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

  • @marieward253
    @marieward253 Год назад +105

    eric and miles give off stronger lesbian vibes than any other two straight men i've ever encountered

  • @meikusje
    @meikusje Год назад +196

    I was laughing crying when Eric said Sarah has nice feet and you just went silent and deadpan stared at each other 😂 absolutely great episode once again.

    • @JLynnMoss
      @JLynnMoss Год назад +3

      17:28 ❤️❤️

  • @syrandawileydenavarro657
    @syrandawileydenavarro657 Год назад +101

    For a womens perspective on the body comments question- I used to work in service and I do think it takes a lot of courage to respond to these kinds of comments. One day I just felt the strength to respond “I know you mean well but I’m working. Please dont comment on my body.” That shut people right up when I was hosting and a cashier. For the boutique job it might be easiest to redirect and say “we’re here to celebrate you and your beauty”. I will say things are much harder when you’re waiting tables- our tipping system honestly just sucks and causes employees to take a lot of shit they shouldn’t have too. We will say it again for the kids in the back, NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION 😅

    • @tylerelizabeth5150
      @tylerelizabeth5150 Год назад +22

      that was me and I really appreciate this! I want you to know I will be using these in my daily life thank you!

  • @bekah3822
    @bekah3822 Год назад +133

    I really love the energy that Eric brings whenever he shows up on any podcast. Freaking hilarious.

  • @ohsolovely3995
    @ohsolovely3995 Год назад +181

    I can’t believe Miles actually used the synthesizer at the appropriate moment. This is a new era. He really is… a
    Perfect person.

  • @Nobody-io4iv
    @Nobody-io4iv Год назад +64

    This episode was sooo funny, but can we also acknowledge how handsome and sharp Miles looks in a turtleneck?

  • @flufloo
    @flufloo Год назад +66

    The energy on this episode is WILD even for Miles

  • @shdwgddss
    @shdwgddss Год назад +41

    My stomach hurts from laughing at Sarah’s surprise party story omg 😂🤣😭😭😭

  • @jamhorne
    @jamhorne Год назад +27

    "she's got great feet" 💀😂
    It got SO QUIET I thought the next RUclips ad was lagging

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Год назад +3

      I was gambling w my battery life and I thought my phone died. What a gift. These boys are going places

  • @eliodoherty846
    @eliodoherty846 Год назад +40

    "You have to understand, they mean well but what they're doing, is dumb." That's a good one

  • @sighhAYSzG5AG
    @sighhAYSzG5AG Год назад +67

    I listened to this on my walk around my neighborhood, and I CHORTLED trying to keep my laugh in. Now I am the lone suburb lady who looks like I am weirdly smiling at nothing 🤭 great episode!

    • @herb_rolls3929
      @herb_rolls3929 Год назад +7

      That literally always happens to me when I watch or listen to these podcasts

    • @irenedevisser5816
      @irenedevisser5816 Год назад +4

      This happens every week while I'm grocery shopping! 😅

  • @eustacia03
    @eustacia03 Год назад +27

    A commercial kicked in right after the whole foot photo conversation and it was a commercial for Bombas socks. 🤣 Started right on a foot shot.

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Год назад +11

      no way thats so funny

    • @eustacia03
      @eustacia03 Год назад +4

      @@PerfectPerson One could even say it was.... perfect.

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye Год назад +34

    okay but the seamless start of that first freestyle bop was amazing. instantly understand their friendship hahaha

    • @k8ieedits
      @k8ieedits Год назад +8

      the amount of conversations i've heard from eric and miles that lead into a rap is astonishing at this point

  • @aleks-33
    @aleks-33 Год назад +44

    I'm crying from laughing at this surprise party for Sarah 😂

  • @sunset-luver
    @sunset-luver Год назад +105

    as a long time pmi patron, im crazy biased with this duo. the brotherhood is palpable- excited for the ep! loving the show so much. you’re killing it, miles!

  • @natl2042
    @natl2042 Год назад +29

    Holy shit I do not know this guest but he is the most miles to miles I’ve ever seen anyone do

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Год назад +6

      Seriously I know nothing about him except for via miles (1st on guilty pleasures for the greatest showman and then here with will and now just miles) and just wow. These two are a dynamic duo. Keep Will but also keep Eric, miles!!

  • @darciestewart6186
    @darciestewart6186 Год назад +22

    I love how you can tell these two are good friends. They’re basically brothers😂

  • @mrecorder1
    @mrecorder1 Год назад +7

    them derailing the caller's scenario with a french onion dip off family fortune side story is the absolute best. I love this podcast lmao

  • @chrissiesnap
    @chrissiesnap Год назад +28

    Miles you look absolutely perfect in your turtleneck! 🥰

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Год назад +19

      Going to carry this compliment with me for the rest of the week

    • @chrissiesnap
      @chrissiesnap Год назад +1

      @@PerfectPerson 🖤 as you should. King of turtlenecks over here!

  • @CaitlinMagness
    @CaitlinMagness Год назад +14

    The chaotic energy of these two together is absolutely off the chain

  • @traceyedits
    @traceyedits Год назад +31

    the energy between you two is truly unmmatched

  • @hp91825
    @hp91825 Год назад +27

    making a directory for frequently answered advice is Genius!! great episode as always

  • @itsartemys
    @itsartemys Год назад +9

    "okay so you want this to go?" I DIED;; will be using this now 🤣

  • @grooovydeadite
    @grooovydeadite Год назад +24

    Hilarious episode, amazing energy! On an entirely different note, I often get the "you're hot/beautiful for a disabled person" (I know, so backhanded), I just go with the oh so simple "what's wrong with being disabled?" It always leaves them speechless and thinking. That's when I make my escape.

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Год назад +5

      Absolutely the right response for a backhanded compliment. I wonder if it’s different when people are wedding cake shopping and trying to make a positive statement but are putting themselves down in the process…

    • @grooovydeadite
      @grooovydeadite Год назад +2

      @@zerocraic3966 Hmm, I wonder that too. I think it'd depend on who's making the comment (male or female presenting) and if they're putting themselves down while comparing. If it's the latter, it might be similar? Except that I kinda need to call out the ableism they're using to make themselves feel better. Which has happened with family members and acquaintances. So tricky and convoluted...and lots of emotional labour. That onion, it has layers!

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Год назад +3

      @@grooovydeadite miles had a good point of if they’re bad at socializing AND it’s not hurtful to you, that it’s exhausting to correct everyone, but ofc not in ableist or antagonistic commentary. especially when their comment in the callers case is coming from a place of self hate, I think it’s harder to follow the same path as say if it was like in your case where it’d do blatantly backhanded to highlight your otherisms.
      For example I got a lot of “wow you’re so [positive adjective] for a [insert race/demonym/other characteristic I had no hand in choosing]”
      In those situations I make sure to be very clear like you were.
      But I also get comments on “how do you manage [certain thing], I can’t do it at all!” And I know it’s coming from a place of them comparing themselves negatively or a place of hurt, I usually don’t try to correct them for mis-valuing the thing their commenting on me about positively, I veer towards acknowledging the part they’re feeling bad about first
      But that’s in interpersonal settings. When I worked client facing, the callers/miles idea of just a batch, business related reply (“do you want this to go?”) is better than worrying about healing that person.

    • @grooovydeadite
      @grooovydeadite Год назад +2

      @@zerocraic3966agreed! When needed or in professional settings, you keep it short and positive. Whatever's easiest. Otherwise, if you have the energy, you call out whatever issue or you give them that epic one-liner and make your escape!

  • @katiex3171
    @katiex3171 Год назад +19

    ive missed the eric & miles interactions!

  • @jaquelinerose
    @jaquelinerose Год назад +8

    the SILENCE after he said she has nice feet
    I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

  • @morganpoole272
    @morganpoole272 Год назад +9

    These two are chaotic together and I love it

  • @GR33Nxc
    @GR33Nxc Год назад +20

    You should get that guy back on, the one who gets dressed by his mother. William is it?

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Год назад +4

      The guy who shits his pants. Love him

  • @tonidluna
    @tonidluna Год назад +10

    Funniest episode so far. Love Eric & Miles together

  • @B.B.LeGum420
    @B.B.LeGum420 Год назад +8

    I never thought we would find someone to meet/exceed Miles’ energy 😂

  • @Danesha_M_H
    @Danesha_M_H Год назад +4

    17:27 LMAO 😭 the pause tho 😂😂😂 I thought Miles was gonna beat him up 😂

  • @hrhr6769
    @hrhr6769 Год назад +6

    ATTENTION CALLER WHO WORKS AT THE BAKERY!!!! So I am a small, skinny woman who works as a waitress & bartender. (I’m talkin’ 5’4” 97lbs) I get these comments not only daily but AGGRESSIVELY! Anywho.. I have Ulcerative Colitis. (Just diagnosed this year so I didn’t have this “trick” up my sleeve until recently bc I didn’t have a name for it.) but… way before my diagnosis, I gave up the fact that I had to make others feel better about their own trash comments. I am so ill, dude.. why am I comforting you? Anywho.. my FAVE response was one that can be used universally so I thought I’d share (So, to the 1,000th woman who commented on my skinny stature I said…) “oh, idk why I’m so thin.. my doctors and surgeons are still looking for a cause/cure” I can’t tell you what a change this made. People not only apologized but I feel like they left with a re-set attitude

  • @HoneyxLime
    @HoneyxLime Год назад +14

    I literally cried while laughing this was the most hilarious episode YET

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 Год назад +3

      I’m on my third listen of the day. I was wheezing so hard first time through we were at “get real” before I could even savor what happened. Never knew of Eric or his content before Miles and wow what a duo.

  • @ellebee3857
    @ellebee3857 8 месяцев назад +2

    It’s rare for me to laugh out loud and this podcast does that for me but this duo especially 😂 I am making my way through past episodes and dread the day I’ve watched them all and have to wait for new episodes

  • @madisongirolamo6064
    @madisongirolamo6064 Год назад +12

    I wish these episodes were longer they're so fucking entertaining

  • @georgiakuchinsky
    @georgiakuchinsky Год назад +19

    There are so few people who can make me genuinely guffaw, and Miles is one of them

  • @AndIWasLikeEmilioooooo
    @AndIWasLikeEmilioooooo Год назад +6

    I don't think I've ever enjoyed such chaotic energy before on a pod. We really need Will in this mix and let the madness ensue 😂😂

  • @kimwalsh905
    @kimwalsh905 Год назад +8

    7:51 - 7:58 hurt my brain

  • @crystalhong1
    @crystalhong1 Год назад +7

    i have been binge watching every single episode daily since finding this channel Miles 😭 truly a work of art. i also have to say it honestly has been such a escape and relieve to me the past few days. i been dealing with some pretty emotional things but this podcast could have me laughing within 5 minutes of a breakdown no kidding 😂😂 anyways just thought you should know your podcast is helping people in tremendous ways, along with all the top notch perfect advice you’re dishing out ❤ stay perfect

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  Год назад +2

      Thank you so much for listening, and I'm glad our silliness could help!

  • @domskileaks
    @domskileaks Год назад +6

    These long pauses are killing me! They're banter and bits are hilarious! 😂

    • @domskileaks
      @domskileaks Год назад +3

      commenting 17:27 time stamp so i can watch it whenever i feel sad 😅

    • @domskileaks
      @domskileaks Год назад +3

      ALSO 19:28 😂😂😂

  • @rebeccabehrens4472
    @rebeccabehrens4472 Год назад +5

    This episode was so hilariously chaotic and unhinged and I loved it. I really hope Eric is on as much as possible. You two are so funny together.

  • @courtneycrump403
    @courtneycrump403 Год назад +18

    I want to hear more about the surprise party Eric did for his mom

  • @filetmignonpho
    @filetmignonpho Год назад +4

    for the person with the bakery/bridal shop jobs: i had the same problem when i worked at a coffee/pastry joint! people always made comments about me being “so skinny, what with all those pastries back there” and i was actively dealing with an ED so it was super harmful. I had to learn to completely dismiss those comments and ignore them, and usually people would just drop it, but sometimes, they’d push it and keep asking. in those cases, i had to be okay with straight up asking them to not comment on my body as it made me very uncomfortable. its tough, and uncomfortable, but like Miles said its not your job to educate every person you meet in passing and you have to focus on protecting yourself!

  • @havadacadava9829
    @havadacadava9829 Год назад +7

    This episode had me snort laughing all the way through. Love the energy of you and Eric together!

  • @hconf
    @hconf Год назад +6

    I’m literally CACKLING. This is the best episode ever.

  • @titanweenie
    @titanweenie Год назад +5

    HIS LAWYERS NUMBER IS 911. So freaking funny and one of my fav lines from this ep 😂

  • @arianaalatis422
    @arianaalatis422 Год назад +3

    please have Eric on the podcast more often!! you guys are so funny together !!

  • @itsartemys
    @itsartemys Год назад +5

    my favorite duo!! im so happy eric is back 🥰

  • @violetmarlo2978
    @violetmarlo2978 Год назад +5

    Becky with the good feet💀💀💀
    Edit: I actually came back to REWATCH this episode in need of a hood laugh! Miles is the best😂😭🥰

  • @mattsaracen7
    @mattsaracen7 Год назад +4

    I need more Eric episodes

  • @valenfigurka3869
    @valenfigurka3869 Год назад +6

    These Eric episodes are just making me realize how truly enormous my crush on that man is..

  • @genienguyen7875
    @genienguyen7875 Год назад +5

    Yes! We need more Eric Striffler! :D

  • @ES.Evergreen
    @ES.Evergreen Год назад +2

    He said "I live in a van" and that's when I remembered this guy 😁

  • @lirei9238
    @lirei9238 Год назад

    This has quickly become my absolute favourite podcast. Look forward to it every week!

  • @smurphul23
    @smurphul23 Год назад +4

    If someone says they wish they had my curly hair, or compares their body to mine, I like to just say simply- "The grass is always greener."

  • @lexannjohnson578
    @lexannjohnson578 Год назад

    Really loving this show! Keep it up Miles.

  • @bakedslow6117
    @bakedslow6117 Год назад +6

    Can I just say the chick who works at a bakery and bridal boutique literally has my dream career 😫

  • @SabrinaFWhite
    @SabrinaFWhite Год назад +4

    petition to name the call in segment “what’s your problem dude” but like derogatory

  • @TheShauNanigans
    @TheShauNanigans Год назад +13

    Kendall needs to be a guest on the podcast (if she's willing). This seems like a missed opportunity.
    Also continuing the petition for merch that says "Perfect Person Podcast: Always a Great Call".

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans Год назад +1

      Also, only 2 callers was way too short. This could easily be over an hour, and I would still listen and laugh my ass off.

  • @titanweenie
    @titanweenie Год назад +1

    I love Eric on this!!! Would def love to see him on here more, you guys are hilarious together!!❤

  • @allie_hart
    @allie_hart Год назад +1

    The intro music and photo delight me to no end lol I don't know why it's just weirdly satisfying 😅 it's definitely a vibe of some sort

  • @xjuliannagrace
    @xjuliannagrace Год назад +4

    time for the best hour of my week !!!

  • @oddleopardkai5949
    @oddleopardkai5949 Год назад +3

    Wonderful episode as usual! One of my best birthdays was when my friends threw me a surprise party! They definitely made me feel so sad for a few hours when almost all of them except the one friend I was hanging out with (who was in charge of directing me toward the party basically lol) said they were too busy to do anything 😂 They were so stealthy, they got me good.

  • @beth7263
    @beth7263 Год назад +2

    my favourite duo !

  • @emilyfournier8344
    @emilyfournier8344 Год назад +4

    LASIK is the best! It was so much easier than I could have imagined. It took like five minutes, I felt no pain or discomfort, and my vision was almost 20/20 by that same evening. Blue light glasses are always a valid option if you miss the look!

  • @chantelkemp2405
    @chantelkemp2405 Год назад +1

    Miles is hilarious and being stoned makes things so much better

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Год назад +2

    Hell yeah, this duo🔥🔥

  • @hannahgrable657
    @hannahgrable657 Год назад

    This podcast just makes me feel good

  • @kaleidoscopic_star
    @kaleidoscopic_star Год назад +1

    17:27 🤣🧡🔥 I died at the deadpan stares 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    21:30 the under breath's comments

  • @HoppySabbathHomestead
    @HoppySabbathHomestead Год назад +1

    One of top episodes!

  • @PapukaDex
    @PapukaDex Год назад +1

    I've never heard such a loud silence 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @ericaconnor611
    @ericaconnor611 Год назад +1

    there is no better podcast that exists

  • @marisamartinez1477
    @marisamartinez1477 Год назад +2

    Lmao I totally speak up when someone is using their phone/talking to the point of being disruptive 😂 it was only once that the person had a negative reaction

  • @natl2042
    @natl2042 Год назад +3

    is the video of Sarah getting surprised out on socials somewhere?

  • @RiniKiwi
    @RiniKiwi Год назад +2

    That first call is one of the best ones yet so far lmaooooo

  • @jjvaughn1873
    @jjvaughn1873 Год назад +1

    Idk if I’ve said this yet but I love your theme song. So groovy. It’s my jam

  • @purpleturtle395
    @purpleturtle395 Год назад +2

    gooooooo TIGERS! love eric

  • @juliagoldsmith-pinkham8719
    @juliagoldsmith-pinkham8719 Год назад

    Love the advice to focus on yourself re: wanting to help clients feeling some internal fatphobia. Excellent points from a surprising source (NO OFFENSE, OFFENSE)

  • @purpleturtle395
    @purpleturtle395 Год назад

    the surprise party story is so. good

  • @emmastackpole6099
    @emmastackpole6099 Год назад +2

    19:31 has me crying 🦶🏻

  • @amymurata
    @amymurata Год назад +1

    19:33 for the iconic moment

  • @henjiin
    @henjiin Год назад +1

    This was hilarious!

  • @floralvarezr
    @floralvarezr Год назад +1

    This is nonstop hilarious

  • @objectreborn.artsewing
    @objectreborn.artsewing Год назад +1

    I've really been soothed by hearing how many people call in and say they're the planner of their friends group or relationship. I low key felt like that was just a me problem? But I'm a planner and have fun looking up places to go for dates or dinner meet ups, or book where to stay and where to eat when I go out of town with anyone. And generally, I really enjoy that part of it. But also, most people in my circle would *not* prepare any plans or even ideas ahead of time so I feel like everyone would be helpless if I wasn't like "hey how about dinner at x, drinks at y, we can park at z and walk to all of it" and they don't know I spent half an hour looking up places and distances and parking 😅

  • @joy-gm8de
    @joy-gm8de Год назад +2

    I already listened to the podcast, but I had to come watch the video when I heard Miles describing Eric shaking his ass

  • @byronfauc2392
    @byronfauc2392 Год назад +3

    Yo Miles it would be cool if yall made perfect person t-shirts with Catch phrases like "Trauma Dump" and "Chernobyl Was Fine"

  • @mahurn
    @mahurn Год назад +2

    Getting high and watching this podcast is my favorite activity. This is my therapy (don't worry I'm in actual therapy)

  • @lbierman21
    @lbierman21 Год назад +1

    The best part of a surprise parties--making the person feel like shit hahahaha

  • @purpleturtle395
    @purpleturtle395 Год назад +4

    this is progressive, i think? crying about this

  • @thepuppydog26
    @thepuppydog26 Год назад +2

    Omg, everything about this is why I would hate ever being thrown a surprise party 😭😭😭😭

  • @brandygreen865
    @brandygreen865 Год назад

    Miles needs an album.

  • @tylerwerner7847
    @tylerwerner7847 Год назад +3

    Eric!!

  • @alicedee2566
    @alicedee2566 Год назад +1

    You guys are tge perfect couple

  • @katierandall7278
    @katierandall7278 Год назад

    Miles nation ! ❤

  • @katiendless
    @katiendless Год назад +1

    MY FAVORITE DUO :D